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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away.
In the secret room only for weekends, you let yourself go.
CHIKU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o And you keep dancing with your blush on.
KONO TOKI DAKE to KISS SHITE and you can only fall in love with this moment if you kiss it.
ITSUMO YORI TSUYOKU DAKISHIMETA MAMA You hold it tighter than you usually do.
Detective Night Scoop's time has come!
I am Toshihiko Kyokuyo, a detective night scoop who puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
I am Matsuo Inoue, a doctor.
In this detective show, we will find and pursue outstanding detectives based on requests from viewers.
And today's guest is Prince of Entertainment World in Japan, Mitsui Oikawa!
Hello, I'm Mitsui!
Hello, Mitsui!
It's an honor to be on this show in my 21st year since my debut!
I'm so happy!
I'm so excited!
There are so many brilliant people here!
Mitsui, you live in Tokyo.
Yes, I do.
So you don't get to watch this show on time, do you?
I don't watch it on time, but of course I do.
Are you enjoying it?
Most of all, I met Toshii today.
Toshii!
It's Toshii!
It's Mitsui and Toshii!
Wow!
Since we've been together on TV shows and dramas, we often drank together.
That's right!
They're really my partners!
Wow!
That's right!
Partners!
That's right!
Now, let's welcome our first guest of the day!
Our first guest is Maiko Horikawa from Hyogo Prefecture.
She's 34 years old and a company employee.
Please listen to my wish.
When I was little, my mother wanted me to be strong and strong.
I've been learning kendo for 12 years since I was in first grade.
But I've never won even once.
My record is about 70 losses in a row.
I've been away from kendo for 15 years.
Even now that I've grown up,
even if I take one more step forward,
I sometimes dream of losing.
Director Nishida, please!
Could you let me win kendo for the rest of my life?
I'll do anything for you, so please!
Thank you.
When you say 70 losses in 12 years,
you might think, "That's not much."
But in an official match, you lose everything in the first round.
So in an official match, you don't have that many chances to win.
So I've never won even once in a practice match.
She's really weak.
She's only 34 years old.
It's hard to say who will win and who will lose.
It was a difficult request, but I'll do my best.
Please have a look at this.
Hello.
You brought it right away.
When I went to my parents' house, I saw pictures of me not wearing armor and wanting to win.
When you saw me not wearing armor...
That's right.
I see.
When you retired at 70 years old, you would have burned me.
Right.
You kept it well.
No matter how many times I did it, I couldn't win.
I've always been frustrated, but recently I'm even frustrated with myself.
You have a lot of regrets in your heart, so you look at yourself in a dream.
What is it like to have athletic nerves in the first place?
Please.
Face.
Don't try too hard with your voice!
Face!
You want to win, don't you?
I want to win.
What do you do when you're so weak?
It's hard to find someone you can win against.
Like an old man.
Or a kid.
How old do you think you are?
Three years old.
Will it be a match?
I have another request.
I will read it.
Hello, Commissioner Nishida.
I have a consultation about my son who is in the third grade of elementary school.
My son, Yuu, is not good at sports at all.
Among them, he is not good at the kendo he learned in the first grade of elementary school.
Kendo is in a very serious situation.
In the first place, he likes it and has started it and goes to practice every week, but he has never won a game or even a practice!
I am very worried about whether he can find the fun and worth doing of learning kendo.
I'm doing my best every day, but I feel like I want you to enjoy the joy of winning in some way.
So please! Can you think of a way to give Yuu confidence?
It's a must!
It's a must! He's starting to walk the anata road!
With a young man in his second year of kendo.
Will you do it?
I will do it!
You have a nice face!
You look like a swordsman!
Oh, really? I will do it!
Now, we have another client, Mr. Yamaguchi's otaku.
First of all, Ms. Maiko, please wait here for a moment.
Yes!
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Oh, how cute you are!
Are you Ms. Yamaguchi's younger sister?
Yes, I am.
Oh, I see.
Mr. Yamaguchi is...
Today, I'm going to practice kendo again.
That's right!
Since when have you been practicing kendo?
Since I was in first grade of elementary school.
Since you were in first grade of elementary school?
For two years.
You've been practicing for two years, but...
Yes.
I'm terribly bad at it.
You're terribly bad at it.
Every day, when I go home from practice...
Yes.
I say, "Oh, I've been scolded again today."
I see.
And I go home.
You've never won a practice match or anything like that.
No, I haven't.
If it was an official match, you'd be crying a little.
Oh, it's the same.
Of course, you'd be frustrated.
How is your athletic nervous system as a whole?
It's pretty bad.
Yes, yes.
It's the same as usual.
Wow, it's the same.
Every day, until I get on the train...
Yes.
When I get home, I do some stretching.
Three...
Oh!
Four...
Five...
Straighten your back.
One...
Stretching.
I want you to enjoy it.
Wow!
I know.
This time, I want you to make Yuu-kun's wish come true.
There's someone I'd like you to introduce.
Yes.
Can I call him?
Yes, of course.
Can I call him?
Oh, it's okay.
Maiko-san!
Huh?
Who is it?
Maiko-san will come.
Maiko-san.
Yes, Maiko-san will come now.
Yes.
Oh, hello, Maiko-san.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
That's...
I don't know if you've done it before.
Have you done it before?
No, I haven't.
Nice to meet you.
Maiko-san.
Yes.
Actually, we have a request from you.
Yes.
Maiko-san and Kendo, too.
Yes.
How good are you?
Well, I'm 70 years old.
70 years old.
A woman who's 70 years old is here.
She's here.
Yuu-kun, you've been doing this for two years now.
You haven't won a gold medal or a silver medal, right?
No, I haven't won a gold medal.
Yes.
So, I'd like you to...
hit it.
See how it goes.
Either of us will win.
That's right.
Either of us will see who wins.
As a parent, I'd like you to challenge yourself.
Yes.
I'd like you to show us your true intention.
Of course, of course.
That's right.
I'll win.
Oh!
He's saying it.
It's delicious, isn't it?
What was that?
She's here.
Yes.
Kendo dojo.
She's here.
She's practicing here.
It's amazing.
The sound of the match.
The voice.
The power.
She's here.
That's Yamaguchi.
What?
Yamaguchi.
She's here.
Yuu-kun's Yuu-kun.
Yuu-kun.
She looks strong, but...
Somehow...
She looks strong, but...
She's really scared of Shou-san.
Shou-san is getting hit.
She got hit.
She's so young.
She's in first or second grade.
She's really strong.
She can win.
I'm about to cry.
Why are you crying?
I feel weird.
It reminds me of the past.
It reminds you of the past.
When you couldn't win in practice.
You're crying.
It's emotional.
When you're shouting.
When you're hitting.
I don't know.
Who said that?
Hello.
I've been doing this for two years.
I haven't been able to break the wall yet.
But I'm doing my best.
Your voice is a little high.
Can you hear me?
How long have you been doing kendo?
I haven't lost yet.
You've been doing kendo, but you haven't lost yet.
I want to win.
Why do you think you can't win?
I don't have enough practice.
You're a good girl.
You've been doing kendo for 12 years.
But you haven't won yet.
It looks frustrating.
It looks frustrating, doesn't it?
I want to win, too. Can we have a match?
Yes.
Can we?
Yes, we can.
You have a lot of understanding.
Men! Men! Men! Men!
The height difference is a handicap and it might be a good match.
I'd like to use the height difference and win with men.
I see.
I don't think I can hit men because I'm tall, but I'll put kote and doh first.
She's clearly prepared for the strategy.
How do you feel now?
I think I can win.
I want to win, too, so let's have a serious match.
Yes.
Don't you want to see how the teacher is doing?
Japanese athlete.
Yes.
His first victory.
Go, go, go!
Oh, good game, good game!
Go ahead!
Go for it!
Good game!
Coach!
Excuse me for a moment.
I got it!
How was it?
Try it.
I'm happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
If you get one more, you'll win for the first time.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Good.
Go for it!
Good, good, good!
Wow, I'm completely...
I'm completely out of my mind now, but...
I think I can do it a little more.
Go for it!
Can you do it again?
I'm sorry!
She got it back!
She's strong.
She looks strong physically, but she's strong.
It has nothing to do with her strength.
She's pretty happy.
She is.
No matter what happens, the one who gets it back wins for the first time in their life!
Win!
You can do it!
Run away!
Go ahead and run away!
I'm scared!
She didn't get it!
She's not getting it!
Go ahead and run away!
She didn't get it!
She's not getting it!
Go! Go!
She's not getting it!
Go!
I think she's doing it!
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Yuu-kun!
Good job.
I'm frustrated.
It was a great match and you seemed like you could win.
You won the first round.
It's your first win in your life.
I feel complicated.
I know how you feel.
I can't stop crying because of my frustration.
One win is amazing.
Can you do your best in the next match?
Will you continue with this game?
I will.
Do you like Kento?
I like him.
You're a good guy!
This guy...
Both of you are very skilled, so technically you may not be as good as each other, but you both have feelings for each other.
I didn't know it would be such a heart-to-heart match.
It was a good match.
Maiko-san, you started kendo because you wanted your mom to get stronger.
So you wanted your mom to win for the first time.
She called you right away and said, "I won!"
But you couldn't tell her you were praising her.
You kept it a secret and only told her you won for the first time.
Next request is from Keita Higashigawa, 22 years old, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
I'm a third-year college student, and I'm looking for Ryota Nakano, who I became friends with on my entrance ceremony day.
I used to go fishing and cook at home with Ryota Nakano, but one day a year ago, an incident occurred.
At my childhood friend's house, Ryota Nakano broke his plate.
He was always so cheerful and depressed that I had never seen him before.
I was worried about him, but after that, his LINE account suddenly disappeared and I couldn't get in touch with him.
Don't tell me you're worried about him breaking your plate!
I was born and raised in this family, and I've never met anyone who I can call a true friend.
Detective, please find my best friend! Thank you!
It's not easy to be the class president.
In today's world, people don't exchange phone numbers, but only LINE numbers.
They don't know where they live or where they live.
If LINE disappears, you won't be able to contact them at all.
The university I go to is Kinki University, and there are 30,000 people there!
And each department is different, and it seems like we won't be able to meet.
At this rate, it will be a gray campus life.
Will we be able to meet? VTR, please!
Nice to meet you!
Hey, you'll find me right away!
We can't meet even if we walk on campus.
It's not good.
It seems like you have your own sense of humor.
I searched you on Facebook and you like bicycles, so I searched you on "Nakano Cycling".
And you appeared a lot.
I'm the real power.
I have a senior in science and technology.
But if I say I don't know you, you say you don't know me.
I don't know you at all.
You're not good at finding people.
But I want to find you.
What are you saying?
What's wrong with you?
What information do you have?
First of all, my name is Ryota Nakano.
You have something like that, don't you?
It's similar.
It's similar?
Really?
You look like a coffee person.
Who is it?
It's Mr. Yamada.
Mr. Yamada?
It's Takayuki Yamada.
He's in a commercial.
I have one face.
It's this boy.
Everything about manga is rough.
It's this boy.
You were too concerned about being kidnapped.
I erased my appearance.
Wasn't it fun to be with you in the first place?
It's painful.
It's painful?
So we came to Kinki University.
First of all, if you ask the staff, you may have some information.
Let's go for a moment. Hello.
- Hello. - Excuse me.
- I'm looking for a book. - Yes.
- I'm a student. - Yes.
Can you give me some information?
Information of a student?
- My name is Ryota Nakano. - Ryota Nakano.
- Yes.
We can't tell you our personal information.
- What? - Yes.
- Why not? - We are very good friends.
- For example... - Yes.
Can you call us in this broadcast?
Well, yes.
- There is a broadcasting station. - Yes.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm a reporter of the broadcasting station. - Hello.
- Yes. - Hello.
- Actually, I'm looking for someone. - Yes.
His best friend...
Ryota Nakano of type B.
I'm looking for you.
Ryota Nakano of type B.
I'm looking for you. Come to the front of the theater.
- Ryota Nakano of type B. - Yes.
- If Ryota Nakano comes... - Yes.
- Can you tell me? - Yes.
- Shall we go and find him? - Yes.
Shall we go and see number 17?
Are you looking for someone?
- Are you looking for someone? - I'm not looking for anyone.
Well...
- Do you know Ryota Nakano? - What?
- Ryota Nakano of type B. - Ryota Nakano of type B.
- Do you know Ryota Nakano of type B? - Do you like him?
- Do you know Ryota Nakano of type B? - I don't know him.
- Hello. Do you know Ryota Nakano of type B? - I don't know him.
- Do you know him? - I don't know him.
- Do you know Ryota Nakano of type B? - I don't know him.
- Are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious.
- She's here! Let's go! - Does she look like Takayuki Yamada?
- Well, if you ask me... - Let's go!
- Oh, it's Alice. - Is it Alice?
- She's dark. - Dark?
- She looks like someone in a suit.
- Excuse me, are you Ryota Nakano? - Yes, I am.
- Who are you? - I'm Ryota Nakano of type B.
- Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry.
- Why are you here? - I heard that Ryota Nakano is here.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I am.
- Have you ever been told that you look like Takayuki Yamada? - No, I haven't.
- By the way, who do you look like? - I'm often told that I look like my mother.
- Mother? Of course you do!
- What a shame. - You look like your best friend.
- Don't you know him? - We do look alike.
- I'm worried about the theory that Nakano quit his job recently.
- There's a 10-minute chance of it being true.
- Can I look at it? - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Is Nakano here? - Nakano?
- I only know his academic background.
Yes, I'm sorry.
It's like a dinosaur's neck movement.
I don't know what to do.
I have no choice but to look for it, but I'm in class now.
What do you think of the cafeteria where we met at the clinic?
Cafeteria?
I remember the position of the cafeteria where we met about two years ago.
But it's always in the same place.
Does anyone know Ryota Nakano?
Hello.
Are you a teacher?
Yes.
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes.
Do you know Ryota Nakano?
Nakano?
Yes.
There is a Nakano I know.
Wow!
Is his name Ryota Nakano?
I think so.
Really?
He is this boy.
Oh, yes.
Wow!
Does he still work here?
I met him yesterday.
Wow!
Really?
He is a tutor.
A tutor is someone like a teacher.
Yes.
He is a mentor now.
Yes.
Come in.
Excuse me.
I'm Nakano Nakano.
Wow!
Thank you.
Nakano!
Yes, Nakano.
I've been looking for you!
I've been looking for you, too.
You are here!
What is it?
Well...
Yes.
Well...
LINE.
I'm really sorry.
It's embarrassing.
I forgot my cell phone password.
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought I should tell you.
But LINE disconnected.
I thought you were worried about me.
What are you doing?
Do you have any feelings for your client?
No, I don't have any feelings for my client.
Do you want me to cook for you again?
No, thank you.
Do you remember you were kidnapped in a pot?
Yes, I do.
I heard you were depressed.
I was depressed.
Were you avoiding me?
No, I wasn't avoiding you.
Can you give me your LINE number?
No, I don't need it.
I registered your LINE number.
Thank you.
I'm happy that you searched for me so much.
Do you know why I searched for you so much?
Please tell me why.
Because you don't have any friends.
You are my irreplaceable friend.
You are my only friend.
There was a theory that Nakano quit his job recently, but Nakano has a lot of friends.
Unlike Kigashikawa-kun.
He has a lot of friends and his LINE has disappeared.
There are people who say that Nakano hasn't been able to get in touch with him recently.
I think that's why the theory that Nakano quit his job recently lasted for a long time.
What do you think?
There was a theory that Nakano quit his job recently, but Nakano has a lot of friends and his LINE has disappeared.
I think that's why the theory that Nakano quit his job recently lasted for a long time.
This is the last request of today.
The last request is from a company owner who lives in Aomori Prefecture.
I'm jealous of you.
Seven or eight years ago, in "Detective Night Scoop",
in a shopping street called "Jan Jan Yokocho" in the new world of Osaka,
people were allowed to drink "Jan Jan" at a shop just by walking,
and by the time they passed by, they were drooling.
It's strange to think that such a scene is foreign.
I felt that it was a wonderful city of human nature, Osaka.
It's getting more and more unusual in recent years.
Even so, in "Jan Jan Yokocho" in Osaka,
is there still such humanity left?
Please investigate it.
This is all Osaka.
But this is a place full of people with their own wallets.
In this modern world, this is a place full of people with their own wallets.
But can we just leave it as it is?
The times have changed.
I've been looking into it.
Please have a look.
We're in a new world!
It's been a tough time for us.
You don't drink today?
No, I don't.
You don't?
No, I don't.
Do you drink?
Yes, I do.
You do, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I came from Kochi.
From Kochi?
To Osaka?
Yes.
You're leaving already?
Thank you.
You don't drink?
Thank you.
You don't drink?
Thank you.
Oh, I've been dragged like this!
Oh, you're finally here.
Hello.
When he was passing by, he said, "You're drunk."
I can't do it anymore.
Oh, a stand-up comedy.
You're drunk.
Would you like to try it?
- It's a tight scope. - It's a tight scope.
Is it bad?
Can we have it? Can we have it?
Can we have it? I'm sorry.
Please excuse me. I'm sorry, sir.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Is it good?
- Is the beer good today? - It's the best.
- It's the best.
What time did you drink it, sir?
I drank it at 9 a.m. today.
- At 9 a.m.? - Yes.
- You can drink it, right? - I want to drink it.
Yes, you can.
- Mom. - Yes?
Give me the beer.
- Is it okay? I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- You're drinking it now. - What?
- You're drinking it now. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Yay!
I'm happy. I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
Is it delicious?
It's delicious.
Have you ever had a hard time?
When did you have a hard time?
I had a hard time with debt.
It's debt, isn't it?
Debt?
Did you have a company?
It's clean now.
Is it clean and clean?
It's a clean debt.
No, it's already clean.
Thank you for your debt.
It's a clean debt.
Thank you for your debt.
I'll pay you about 600,000 yen in the beginning of the year.
Is it the latest end of the year?
I suddenly paid 600,000 yen at the end of the year about ten years ago.
Did you get over it?
I got over it.
It's a clean debt.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry all of a sudden.
Thank you for your trouble.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for the food.
Let's go to the parking lot.
Where are you going?
To the movie theater.
Can you take me there?
No, no, no.
Can you take me there?
No, no, no.
I'm going to Abero's gym.
Gym?
What? Are you training?
No, it's rehabilitation.
Rehabilitation?
Where are you going?
Back surgery.
Back surgery?
Back surgery.
Are you okay now?
No, I'm going to the gym.
You're wearing paint.
That's right.
I had a surgery.
That's good.
How old are you, sir?
How old do I look?
Aren't you a cabaret singer?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Can I do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I do it?
Can you bring me a shot gun?
You're a bad boy.
Wow, you have one.
I have a special gun.
It's special.
It's for taking pictures.
It's special.
It's for taking pictures.
It's amazing.
You're amazing.
I've never seen one like this before.
That's right, that's right.
Okay.
That was close.
I couldn't hold it.
I see.
You're good at it, dad.
Show me.
Okay, good job.
I did it!
The best movie ever!
Can I take it home?
Can I? Wow!
You can take it all home.
I did it!
Thank you for telling me about it.
No problem.
Why are you so kind?
I didn't take it home.
What?
Did you have a good time?
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
But you like alcohol, right?
I can drink anything.
Can I have a beer?
Can I?
Yes, you can!
Drink it!
You're treating me to a double?
Drink it!
Can I?
Yes, you can!
Thank you!
Is it okay?
You brought me something.
You took my chair.
I'm sorry.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a trader.
A trader?
I used to be a world traveler.
What is this?
A rainbow.
Is it a rock?
A rock?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
How many times did you drink today?
My shoulder is broken.
Your shoulder is broken?
Really?
Yeah.
Why is it broken?
At a festival.
You broke your shoulder at a festival?
Look at this.
What?
Hey, look at this!
This and this are the same.
What?
The one you lost.
The one I won.
Wow, you're good.
I'm going to drink with a crazy person.
I've never seen this glass in this shop.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where did you learn to say that?
My dad.
Your dad?
In my dad's house,
I'm called "Unagi".
No, it's "Hashimoto".
Who is "Hashimoto"?
"Hashimoto" is...
Do you know "Ginshari"?
"Ginshari"?
That's a crazy sound.
"Ginshari" is crazy.
It's not "crazy", it's "Ginshari" for me, too.
Can you light me?
Yes, I can. Thank you.
Thank you, goodbye.
Bye, bye.
Where are you going today?
Right there.
Where are you going next?
What?
Where are you going next?
Let's go there.
Are you kidding me?
This is amazing!
Japan is not over yet!
We don't have any mercy!
How much is it?
It's 3,500 yen.
It's hot.
Do you have a job now?
What do you do for a living?
I'm unemployed now.
Can I do this job?
Yes, you can.
Do you get paid separately?
Yes, we do.
Do you get paid like rent?
Yes, we do.
Is it 55 yen?
Yes, we do.
You're like a teacher.
I've been thinking about what I should do.
You don't have to do anything.
I'm scared.
I'm not scared.
Let's drink a lot.
Cheers!
I'm happy and kind.
Cheers!
You drank too much.
Drink this.
Today, we made "watari-gani".
"Watari-gani"?
Yes, we made "watari-gani".
Let's drink.
You shouldn't have told me.
This is good!
But you don't look like a woman who doesn't like soup stock.
This is...
He drinks.
Damn!
I'm happy.
This thing was good.
This was worth coming here.
Thank you very much!
This dried squid was good.
Hey!
Let me eat with the staff!
It's delicious.
Can I say something important?
Yes.
It's not good if it's not important, is it?
Of course it's not good, but you should have been more unique.
You shouldn't be like you used to be.
I'm not like you used to be.
You used to be like me.
You're Tamura, right?
What about me?
You're Tsutsugu, right?
Tsutsugu.
You should work harder.
Let's work together.
What?
You should eat it.
One by one you will win.
You are so kind.
Why are you so kind?
Osaka people are kind.
You are so kind.
I'm so happy.
Thank you for your kindness and love.
Osaka people are so kind.
Osaka people are kind.
Thank you for your kindness.
I feel happy.
Everyone, thank you for coming.
How do you like it?
If you like it, you can't get out of it.
I can't get out of it.
Are you satisfied with it?
Osaka's new world is full of people.
Thank you very much.
We have a message from Mitsuhiro and Mitsuhiro Oikawa.
Oikawa Mitsuhiro's ONE MAN SHOW TOUR 2017 "FUNK A LA MODE" will be held in July at Osaka Festival Hall.
What kind of concert is it?
It's an exciting space where thousands of people dance together.
It's like "FLASH MOVE".
There are songs with and without choreography.
Would you like to dance with me?
Let's do "FLASH MOVE".
Thank you.
We have answered three requests.
What do you think of it?
All requests and characters have high talk skills.
It's really interesting.
Please talk with Danrei about it.
This program is made possible by your requests.
If you have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
If you came to our studio to play, we will give you this special crayon.
We will do our best to entertain you.
Thank you very much.
If you have any questions, please contact us.
Our address is 503-8011.
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