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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you harder than usual
I am Toshio Nishida, the director.
My name is Tsemikarus. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor is Mr. Taro Kida, the chief advisor of our Detective Bureau. thank you.
Now, let me give you the first request of the day.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Maruki Nami, who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture and is 54 years old.
In fact, three weeks ago, my company handed me over my head.
It was so sudden that my head turned white and I couldn't say anything back.
I have been working seriously for 26 years, but only I have been fired due to business shrinkage.
It's been a little while, and now I'm worried about whether I can get a job again at this age, and I'm frustrated and sad, and various emotions are overflowing and my pillow is wet every day.
It's been a hobby of mine since I was young, singing, and it's been confusing me somehow, but this time, I composed a song with no place to go.
How did you receive it?
It was completed, wasn't it?
So please, could you let the president who fired me listen to this song?
The request is quite dynamic, isn't it?
Even if you let me listen to it, I don't think anything will change, but I don't think I can move forward if I keep crying like this.
Please help me. Thank you very much.
She is 54 years old, and when she was 28 years old, she started working as a picture book maker and worked seriously for 26 years.
This time, in June of this year, the president himself told me that I was fired.
At that time, I wanted to say something, but my head turned white and I couldn't say anything.
So I made that thought into a song and now I want to sing it in front of the president.
Did she sing properly to the president?
First of all, did the president come out?
Please have a look.
You've been working for 26 years.
Yes.
What kind of situation made you say that?
The president came and said, "If you're going to Kagoshima, please work in Kagoshima."
But my mother got sick and...
So moving from there to Kagoshima is a little...
I mean, I can't go there alone.
Oh, are you getting married?
No.
Oh, you're alone?
I'm alone.
"I'm sorry," he said.
If you don't go to the factory, you're fired.
I'm not going to Kagoshima.
Didn't you feel a little unreasonable in yourself?
I did, but at that time, I could only think about my future life.
So the president came to you and said, "Please stop."
That's right.
And you said, "I'm sorry."
I'm sorry.
Well, I had business to do, so I don't have time.
I have to go to the bank, too.
When you go to the bank, you think back to various things, don't you?
It's frustrating.
When did you start talking about that?
I don't remember. Was it Friday?
How many people?
What?
Please stop.
No, I was alone.
Only one?
Yes.
If that's the case, there's no reason.
That's what it felt like.
I've never complained about it before.
"It's bad for you to bleed the least," you said.
And you're not the kind of person who bites.
That's what you thought, didn't you?
Did I bite you?
What?
If that's the case, you should talk to various people and find a job.
That's how you made songs, didn't you?
That's right.
I've been singing for a long time, and I've been hitting songs for a long time, haven't I?
Oh, feelings!
Yes.
Well, Maruki-san has put his feelings for the company.
Please listen.
Ristora
Ristora, ristora, ristora, ristora-la-la, ristora, ristora, ristora-la-la-la
I was "ristora"ed
But I don't know why it's only me
I worked hard for 26 years
Are you cold?
Ristora, ristora, ristora, fire!
Ristora, ristora, ristora, ristoralalala!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
I cried in a different way.
I'm sorry, is it a comic song?
Because when it gets dark, it gets dark.
I see!
Is this one song?
There is a song called "poor song".
You made it in these three weeks.
That's right.
Why am I so poor?
I don't have rice, I don't have facilities, I don't have furniture.
Why is my house so poor?
That's enough!
It's just a pun.
Don't make it funny!
I'm in the same class as Abe-san...
But I'm poor.
It's interesting.
What? It's dark, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Well, I'll get going.
Please do.
Who is the president and who is the head of the company?
It's Saitama.
What are you talking about?
You're kidding! Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Well, this is the business card that you worked for for 26 years.
This is the business card.
Here is Mr. Maru's table.
It's still available until June.
How do you like it?
It's sad that I can't go there anymore.
You must be frustrated.
You must be lonely.
How do you like it?
I'm sure you're grateful.
Would you like me to tell you?
Yes, please.
Can you sing?
I don't know how to sing.
I'm sorry.
What would you say if a driver asked you this question as president of the company?
What are you talking about?
That's good.
This is "bloodshed".
This way.
We haven't decided if the president will meet us or not.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
We still have one person.
Hello.
Excuse me.
I'm Ishida, a detective from "Asahi Law Firm".
Are you the president?
I'm on a business trip.
I'm in Osaka for a business trip.
I'll be back around 8.
Excuse me.
I'm Ishida, a detective from "Asahi Law Firm".
Hello.
Do you know him?
Of course I know him.
Do you know him?
I've met him a few times.
How long have you known him?
It's my seventh year.
You've known him for seven years.
Do you know what his position is now?
I know what his position is now.
What is his position?
Well...
- How was it? - Well, it was okay.
- About Maruki-san? - Yes.
- You told me that Maruki-san came to see you. - Yes.
- And it was okay? - Yes.
- In the middle of it. - In the middle of it...
- It was okay! - Yes.
- I'm not going to do it again. - What?
- It's natural for me to see you. - Yes.
- Come back soon. - I got it.
- Then... - Yes.
- I'm grateful to you, president. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry. Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for meeting me today. - Thank you for coming all the way here.
I can imagine what Mr. Maruki would say if he met you.
It's a fact that Mr. Maruki worked hard for us for 26 years.
I'm sorry that my policy has been violated by the management.
- How do you feel? - I'm sad.
I've been through a lot.
It was painful, but why did you continue to work for 26 years?
Because I like it.
It's hard for me to leave this company.
Shall we sing?
How do you feel? Shall we sing?
That's right.
What song shall we sing?
"Birth of a 54-year-old".
"Birth of a 54-year-old", let's sing!
Once it's over,
even boring everyday life
will be dazzling
as fun memories.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
In my heart of a 54-year-old
I whisper to myself
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Ah, until the day I forget
my regretful tears.
Alright!
Let's do our best!
We'll do our best!
Right?
Please eat first.
You're getting bigger.
Well, but...
The president really took the time to face this properly.
The reason why he came out on purpose is because...
He wanted us to take a step forward and restart this next time.
But it seems like Mr. Malky also felt refreshed this time.
Ever since he was elected, he's been...
Is it a music activity?
He's been making five songs.
He was turning his back on that.
But now that he's 54 years old...
He's able to look ahead.
He can finally head towards that harvest.
Next up is Detective Maeda's explosive little story week!
There's a lot, so I'd like to introduce the menu.
Fukuoka Prefecture, Masateru Ishida, 47 years old.
I can blink at an incredible speed.
Since I was a student up until now, no one has been able to catch up with me.
I'm truly a blinking champion. Please verify it for me.
And from Kyoto City, Itai Mebae, 15 years old.
I have a friend who can blink at a super high speed.
No one can compare with him.
I think he's probably the fastest in the world.
Please come and see me.
This is a confrontation.
He decided who was the fastest.
Inoue Ai-san, 33 years old.
Since I was a child, I have been overly surprised by even the smallest of things.
Just talking to me from behind makes me jump up and down, and on the contrary, it surprises me.
Lately, I'm tired of myself like this.
It's okay if it's rough. Can't you improve my fear of heights?
And Aichi Prefecture, Senda Hikaru-san, 27 years old.
My husband is not surprised at all.
That's amazing.
Suddenly there is a loud noise, or even if something falls in front of me, he is calm.
We've been together for eight years and I've never seen him get upset.
The other day, my wife lied to me that I was cheating.
But when I met him and talked to him, he replied calmly.
My husband is not surprised at all.
It's a little funny. Please try it.
A person who is surprised and a person who is not surprised.
I ran around a little.
Tomotani Hina-san, 18 years old.
When my mother sneezes, she doesn't guard her nose or mouth with her hands.
Because it's dirty.
By the way, my mother never sneezes in a way that her nose or nose water doesn't fly away.
It's okay not to guard your nose.
I can't talk about it.
I want you to grasp the decisive evidence that the smoke is flying.
Even with this, I used the latest equipment to scientifically verify it.
And last, Hyogo Prefecture, Fujiwara Seiya-san, 23 years old.
I am often told that I look like Nobu-san of Chidori.
Not only being told, but even being mistaken for him.
Do you look that much like him?
There are various pinkies in similar series.
How about it? I have verified it.
Please try it.
Wow, you blinked a lot.
Thank you for coming, doctor.
Thank you for having me.
Where are you from?
I'm from Fukuoka.
And you came all the way to Osaka?
Yes, I came all the way here.
That's cool.
How fast can you go?
I can go up to 100 times in 10 seconds.
So you can go up to 10 times in 1 second?
That's right.
That's pretty fast.
Yes, I think it's pretty fast.
When I was a student...
When you were a student?
Yes, I opened a tournament and was a champion for a while.
You were the fastest blinker in school.
That's right.
Are you number one in the world?
I've never met anyone better than me.
That's amazing. You've never met anyone like me.
I've never met anyone like you.
I don't think I'll ever meet you again.
Now, I've prepared a super slow camera to check your blinkers.
What should I do? Is it okay for me to start?
It's up to you.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes, it's OK.
How is your audition?
I think it went well.
You know, at the same time,
Yes.
There is a saying that I will not lose to anyone in the blink of an eye.
That's impossible.
You are very determined.
Is it from Japan?
Yes, it's from Japan.
Here we go.
How cute you are!
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
How do you like it?
Because you are a champion.
It's a proof.
Yes.
Do you think you can win?
No, I think I can win.
Can you win?
Yes.
Please look at the super slow camera over there.
Here we go.
So fast!
You lost.
I will verify it.
Can I call you a challenger?
Yes.
I don't think you are a champion anymore.
Yes.
Let's start with the challenger, Ms. Hoada.
Yes.
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
Thirteen times.
Ten times in one second.
Next, I will look at the dazzle of the world champion, Ms. Ishida.
Here we go.
Yes.
Ready, go!
It looks slow!
One, two, three, four, five, six.
You lost.
I can do this.
Please come in from Fukuoka.
How do you like losing to a 15-year-old, Ms. Ishida?
I can't say a word.
Please go ahead!
I can't say a word.
You can't say a word, can you?
You're spending a lot of money and you're a little slow.
Ms. Tomotani.
He sneezes at me.
What?
And he doesn't hold my hand.
I think it's definitely flying to me.
My nose and my nose water.
It definitely doesn't come out.
You really don't hold my hand because you don't want it to come out?
No, it's really like that.
It's not like that?
Yes, I sneeze for the outside world.
Sneeze for the outside world?
When I sneeze for the outside world, it doesn't come out.
I'm able to do things that I'm not conscious of.
There are many ways of living.
I've been sneezing like this for six or seven years, so I'm sure of it.
Why did you want to do that?
I have hay fever.
So you sneeze like this because you're conscious of it?
Every year, I'm getting better and better.
First of all, I'd like you to see a normal sneeze in a super show.
First of all, I'll sneeze.
Mom, it's not just a machine.
As a representative of humans, I'd like you to feel my sneeze next time.
How dirty is it?
I don't want to see it anymore.
I feel like I'm going to be in a camera commercial or something, but it's usually like this when I sneeze, isn't it?
Then, in the air ...
I didn't feel anything.
I did it! I did it!
Certainly, nothing is flying.
I don't think so.
You look frustrated.
Your mother wins!
Well, I've never met anyone who surprises me like you.
Oh, no! I'm scared!
Are you surprised?
You look like you're about to cry.
Your mobile phone!
I can't do it.
I see.
It's not shock therapy, but...
I see. Thank you very much.
Forty yen!
Oh, my God! Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
You're laughing.
Your smile is cute.
I'm sorry for making you cry.
No, it's okay.
I just gave you forty yen for your mobile phone.
Don't you get surprised easily?
Well, as long as it's not a big deal...
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I wasn't surprised.
Oh, well...
My back...
Huh?
My back...
Oh, you're wearing a toy.
I'm sweating.
Can I change my clothes?
Yes.
I'm sweating.
Do you like wearing bra?
Yes.
Do you usually wear it?
Yes.
I'm sweating.
Can you close your eyes?
Mr. Sender.
Yes.
Look up.
Don't do it.
You look calm.
Mr. Sender.
Yes.
You are the least reliable person I've ever met.
Excuse me?
When did you say that?
There is a similar client to Mr. Nobu in Chidori.
So we came to this park.
Hello.
How are you?
Wow.
Don't we look alike?
You said it.
I'm the real Nobu.
You know me.
We look alike.
No, we don't.
I know you were called, but I don't need you.
You are right.
I was called to this location.
There is a similar client to me in this park.
Right?
Who is he?
He is a client of Mr. Nobu in Chidori.
If you are here now, the camera will shake.
I'm sorry.
The camera will shake.
You look like Nobu today.
You look like Nobu, but you are wearing it.
I'm sorry.
Don't stand here alone in the middle of the LG family.
Let's play hide and seek.
We are not playing hide and seek.
Let's go to the canteen and eat rice and water.
Let us eat, Shoji-san.
It's tasteless.
You posted that you look like me.
If you don't look like me, I won't come here.
You must be busy.
We look like we are embarrassed.
It's our first time appearing in "Night Scoop".
We are trying to be detectives with this little chance.
I was thinking of reading next to the director.
That's impossible.
Of course, I like you.
Thank you.
It's just whether you look like me or not.
Fujiwara-san of the LG family, can you turn a little bit to the side?
It's Nobuya!
That angle is Nobuya!
He's a doctor!
If you say it only from the side, it's Nobuya.
It's Nobuya!
You look like me a lot!
It's basically the same.
So, if you grill it, it's the same?
What do you mean, "If you grill it"?
If you only grill the bones, it's almost the same.
What do you mean, "If you only grill the bones"?
Let's try it!
Wow!
That's a good way of looking at it!
Can you turn a little bit to the side?
It's Nobuya!
Wow!
You look like me!
I'm glad we met!
There are other people who say this.
By the way, who is it?
Tsukitei Hosei!
Ah!
It's Hosei!
And me!
Sandwich Man's...
Tokizawa-san!
It's said that...
I'm going this year.
It's always like this when it comes to standing position.
But if you stand next to me, you might be Nobu.
So can I try out for the second NGK?
That's weird, if you two go out...
I need Nobu's spare.
I feel like I'm going somewhere with a scandal.
That's you!
Yone, Yone...
It's Chidori!
Wait a minute.
Yone doesn't look like you that much.
Yoshimoto has the funniest face.
Thank you!
Why do you look so sad?
I see.
Thank you.
It was really a coincidence.
The cameraman has been laughing for about an hour.
Do you have any other questions?
That kind of corner...
Are you going to do it with your mouth closed?
That's right.
I'm going to hold it in.
You're going to do it inside.
I'm going to do it inside.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm going to do it in order not to draw attention.
If you have any questions, please ask me.
Thank you very much.
The last request is from 37-year-old Nakahata Yumie, who lives in Shizuoka Prefecture and is a company employee.
I always enjoy watching you.
Thank you very much.
When my seven-year-old daughter Kei eats komatsuna for some reason, she starts to stammer.
Komatsuna?
Yes. While it's in her mouth, she's stammering all the time.
When I ask my daughter what it's like,
she starts to stammer.
She explains it in a way that I can't understand.
What does 'stammering' even mean?
She seems to like komatsuna itself,
but she stammers too much,
so it's a little funny, but we're trying to avoid doing it.
Could you please make it so that my daughter can eat komatsuna normally?
What does it mean?
So, she's a seven-year-old girl,
and as soon as she eats komatsuna, she stammers.
Why does it make me nervous when I eat it?
It's full of mysteries.
But it's only with komatsuna that such a phenomenon occurs.
Now, has it become possible for her to eat komatsuna normally?
Please take a look.
A girl who eats komatsuna.
Hello!
I'm Detective Nightscoop's Kenji Tamura.
Are you Kei-chan?
Yes.
Today, when Kei-chan ate something, she almost threw up.
Can we talk for a moment?
Wow!
It's komatsuna!
Can you get this from your neighbor?
I gave out a lot of things, but I'm really sorry.
What kind of situation is it?
I rubbed my forehead or held my head.
When you eat komatsuna, you throw up, right?
That's right.
Can you show us your usual komatsuna dish?
Yes.
Do you like or hate komatsuna?
I want to eat it, but I'm nervous.
What?
Wait a minute.
You want to eat it, but...
I'm nervous.
You're nervous?
Yes.
I'm nervous here.
Here?
Yes.
You're nervous here?
Yes.
Do you like it or hate it?
I hate it.
Oh, you hate it.
Then you must hate komatsuna.
You don't hate it?
Yes.
If I'm not nervous, I like komatsuna.
Oh, komatsuna is delicious.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Wow, it looks delicious.
Do you put bacon in it?
Yes.
This is delicious.
(laughs)
OK? OK? (laughs)
Did you eat it?
Do you still have it?
Is it in your mouth for a long time?
Yes, it is.
It's like a ritual of Itako.
Did you eat it?
How is it now?
Is it okay?
It's funny.
She was a little nervous and said she didn't feel good.
But the person watching is a little...
Kei-chan?
One more time...
Can you eat it for me?
I'm sorry.
(Laughing)
I'm excited.
You are cute.
I'm sorry.
I'm excited.
You are cute.
This is Komatsuna.
Is it finished?
(Laughing)
It's sudden and final.
What is it?
Let me eat it.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
It's the same feeling as Komatsuna I usually eat.
If you think it's Komatsuna, do you think you'll be excited?
So you don't feel intruded and eat it without saying what it is.
Is it only Komatsuna?
Yes.
Is this Komatsuna?
Yes.
Is this spinach?
Yes, it is.
They look the same.
I didn't know it at all.
Mom, let me eat Komatsuna.
Kei-chan, look at me.
Here you are.
How do you like this Komatsuna?
I don't feel like eating it.
Oh, you don't feel like eating it.
Then, can you eat this Komatsuna?
Please open your mouth.
I'm getting excited.
You're not an infiltrator.
Because there's no spinach in it, but when you eat komatsuna, you know right away.
You know?
Yeah.
You eat komatsuna and you know right away?
Yeah.
You know right away?
Yeah.
It's spinach.
Thank you for it.
Komatsuna.
It's not like it's completely different.
But I was a little worried about the texture.
Komatsuna has a stronger crunchy feel.
So in order to check whether it's a texture or not, you put komatsuna in a mixer and make it into juice.
If that's the case, it's not a texture.
You know that something about the komatsuna itself is making you excited, right?
Okay!
Now...
The komatsuna juice is ready!
I'll pour it for you, okay?
Okay.
Okay...
I'll drink it first, okay?
Yeah...
Komatsuna!
Since you've already drunk a lot of it,
can you put some of it in your mouth and see if you'll get excited?
It's not good.
You won't get excited.
I think it's because of the texture of the kumquats and the unique taste of the kumquats.
If you don't like excitement...
If you don't like excitement, you can eat this and get some of the nutrition from the kumquats.
You can eat the kumquats, but you don't like it, do you?
So, mom and Kei-chan, it's the first time I've seen you excited about eating the kumquats.
I think it's very cute.
I think so, too.
So, I'll say something selfish, but I don't know if I can fix it.
But Kei-chan doesn't like it when she's excited, does she?
So, instead of fixing excitement, I'd like you to have fun with excitement.
Is there anything you enjoy doing? If there is, please let me know.
Music.
Oh, music.
It's like eating kumquats while listening to music and having fun with excitement.
Shall we try it?
OK.
Let's try it with music.
Now, we're ready for the music party.
Kei-chan's grandpa and grandma have also joined us.
Grandpa and grandma will sing.
I'll play the piano.
Mom will play the violin.
Kei-chan will play the taiko and eat the kumquats.
Three.
OK.
I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
I'll eat the kumquats from the countryside.
I'll drink it. I'll drink it.
Eat kumquats.
When I eat kumquats, I feel like I'm going crazy.
Eat kumquats.
When I eat kumquats, I feel like I'm going crazy.
Thank you for the meal.
Kei-chan?
Were you nervous?
What?
You were nervous when you ate Ekkomatsu?
What?
Are you okay?
Try it now.
Were you excited?
What?
That's amazing!
No, it's fixed.
What?
Of course we don't know why it's fixed.
Because we thought it couldn't be fixed.
Even if you ask me later, you can't eat komatsuna now.
You did a great job!
Well, it's just like you asked.
So you won't be able to see Kei-chan's "nuki nuki" again.
It was a little sad.
If you want to see "nuki nuki" again, you should watch this.
We have answered three questions today, and it was fun!
The last one was very dramatic.
It was like watching "tejina".
We were surprised, too.
It was fun.
We don't know why it's fixed.
Can we leave it for a different period of time?
This program is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who requested it, please use this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week! Thank you very much!
Detective Nightscoop is on the case!
I'll have some snacks.