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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
You unlock the secret room only for weekends,
Cheeku o odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsutamaete You keep dancing with your cheek, and I catch you,
I can only fall in love with you at this moment,
stronger than ever
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. I'm Toshio Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop.
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau dispatches excellent detectives to pursue investigations.
Today's advisor is Mr. Katsumata Kuniga, a top saffrider in the entertainment world, a person who transcends generations and is said to be cheerful by everyone.
Now, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes, the first request is from Kondo Yuichi, 39 years old self-employed person living in Tokushima Prefecture.
Yes.
Director Nishida, Secretary Matsuo, detectives, we always enjoy watching your program.
Yes, thank you very much.
Here is the main topic.
Yes.
Please let my friend eat a lot of rice.
Oh!
Yes.
Because his friend eats a lot and doesn't know his own limit.
Every dinner he eats one cup of rice and three liters of cola.
Wow!
One cup of rice and three liters of cola!
But he still can't get enough of it.
His family stops him from eating, so he saves it up.
He doesn't eat fast, so even if he goes biking, he can't get enough of it in a short period of time.
He is dissatisfied that he doesn't have enough time.
Is there a limit to his stomach?
Or is it a black hole?
With the help of the program, I would like to see how much he can eat.
Thank you very much.
He is a great person.
He is a great director.
Of course you will be full, right?
Yes.
It seems that the friend of the requester won't be full.
He won't be full.
I also eat a lot.
You eat a lot, right?
I am confident about it.
But I do get full.
Of course you do.
So I can't believe it.
I have checked it out.
Where is his limit?
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
Hello.
Thank you for having me.
Mr. Kondo.
Yes.
Does your friend eat like that?
He does eat like that.
Is he a food fighter or something like that?
No, he is just an ordinary person from the countryside.
Let's ask him.
Yes.
May I?
Yes.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Hello. Nice to meet you. I am Matsuya.
How much do you weigh?
I weigh 49 kilograms.
Isn't that what real people aim for?
Do you eat a lot?
When I heard that other people got full and felt sick,
I realized that I don't know about it.
You don't know about the feeling of being full?
No.
I don't know about it.
What?
There is a time limit in life, isn't there?
In order to limit it...
Is it over?
There is no way out of it.
There is no way out of eating.
It's over.
What about speed?
My friends often ask me to eat a lot.
But eating a lot is eating fast, isn't it?
It takes a lot of time.
When you eat a lot, you say "I'm hungry" with your mouth wide open.
What?
If you don't eat a lot, you'll lose weight.
What if you say you're losing weight now?
While I'm doing this...
Matsuya, let's weigh you before you eat.
Yes.
47.
You're losing weight now.
You're wearing clothes and you're 47.
You're losing weight while you're talking.
Today...
I want you to challenge how much you can eat.
By the way...
Is there anything you want to eat?
I always eat a lot of food I don't like.
So, if I can eat seafood today...
I understand.
Then, seafood...
Yes, leave it to me.
Well...
For you, Matsuya...
Yes.
I prepared something like this!
Yes.
Here it is!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Wakayama is...
This place is...
From Maguro Beijin...
One whole tuna!
I really want to eat this!
You have a good face!
How many kilograms do you have?
This is 53 kilograms.
It's heavier than you!
How many can of tuna can you make with this?
About 1,000 cans.
1,000 cans!
It's 49 kilograms, isn't it?
It's 53 kilograms.
It's like a car bigger than a tunnel is passing by.
Let's open it up!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm going to eat this tuna!
Kishu Kasurago caught it!
Mebacchi Tuna!
It's 53 kilograms!
Here we go!
Wow!
It's amazing!
The first part you cut is the back of the tuna.
Here we go!
It's amazing!
Let's cut it in half!
Here we go!
First of all...
Please make sushi rice!
Sushi rice!
Matsuno!
Please eat a lot of food!
Thank you for the food!
Ouch!
If it's 10 cans of food, we can finish it.
It's about one person per person.
It's 1,000 cans of food, so there's still 100 times more food there.
It's morning today!
It's amazing!
I was caught today and I was eaten by humans smaller than me.
Let's eat the last 10 cans of food!
It's 10 cans of food now!
Thank you for waiting!
Wow! It's flying!
Mr. Hosoya, it's 30 cans of food now!
Thank you for waiting!
He ate 40 cans of food and ate another 50 cans of food.
That's amazing! He ate 50 cans of food!
It's delicious.
That's amazing!
Everyone, he is genuine.
He is looking in front of me.
Did you eat 50 cans of food?
If you were 100% hungry...
I don't know how much you are trying to ask me now...
I've never felt 100%.
No, you haven't.
What percentage do you think I am now?
Out of 50 cans of food...
About 2%.
You have a chance!
I'm getting hungry just by looking at you.
You must be hungry.
Shall we have lunch break?
Shall we?
Matsuma-san...
Don't you want tuna?
I want to change the taste.
You have a great appetite.
Are you still hungry?
Yes, I am.
It will be a long time.
Please eat.
Matsuma-san...
This is the 60th can of tuna.
The taste hasn't changed.
Here you are.
Moritama-san is laughing now.
This is the 70th can of tuna.
This is the 100th can of tuna that we should commemorate.
Not yet.
Not yet?
The 100th can of tuna has arrived.
Amazing.
Really?
This is amazing.
Would you like to change the flavor to sashimi?
Yes.
Would you like that?
Yes.
I'd like sashimi, please.
Here is your sashimi.
Here it is.
Sashimi in beautiful colors.
This dish weighs 5 kilograms and serves one person.
I just made 30 servings of sushi in 100 cans.
This dish weighs 5 kilograms and serves one person.
I'm eating 150 kilograms of sushi.
I was surprised.
Did you eat all of this?
One-fourth of it.
Did you eat all of it?
Yes, I did.
Matsuda-san, you ate all of it.
Let's continue.
Can you eat all of it?
Not at all.
Next, I'll cut the fatty part of the tuna.
Look at this fatty part.
One-fourth of it.
How many people can you eat it normally?
About 50 people can eat it.
50 people can eat it at a party.
Can you eat it alone?
Here we go.
This is the delicious part.
Can we have a rice ball?
Yes, you can.
This is the belly part of sushi.
This is the fatty part of sushi.
Please eat the fatty part of sushi.
Let's eat this first.
You sound like a customer who just came in.
How is it?
It's different.
Is it good?
I think we can eat at least half of that tuna.
I think so, too.
We can eat at least half of it.
I want to eat it.
Please eat it.
He's back.
You've become a professional and your pace has increased at once.
Is it good?
It's good. Here you are.
Banko professional.
Please come in.
Sushi, 200 plates, 35 servings.
Mr. Gono.
Yes.
You said you were going to Thailand, but you seem to be worried about your jaw. What's wrong with you?
My jaw is dull and I'm getting tired.
But you've been eating for six hours.
It's the first time for me to feel like this.
That's right.
Here you are.
Thank you for waiting.
Did you go back to cooking again?
Yes, I did.
I ate up this plate and made 50 servings of sushi.
This is 50 servings of sushi and 100 pieces of sushi.
I did it!
Mr. Shuttle, do you want to go to a nice place and buy sushi again?
Yes, I do.
Let's go to a different place.
I've been eating for an hour and a half now.
This is the maximum amount of food I've ever eaten in my life.
Oh, you're right.
Are you full?
Not at all.
Are you okay with the time?
I have a meeting at work tomorrow morning.
I have to go home today and make documents.
At what time?
I want to go home today.
From now on?
I have a meeting in the car in about three hours.
In the car?
Yes, in the car.
Anyway, please eat.
The man who ate 47.5 kg of tuna earlier, please get in.
Thank you.
You've gained 2 kg.
2 kg?
No, it's definitely not 2 kg.
It's coming out.
When I went to the bathroom earlier, it came out.
That's right.
It's a taste I've never seen before.
It just came out.
I've been eating for a long time, but I'm still hungry.
Are you okay now?
I'm fine without time.
Are you going?
I have a job.
It's a good place in the fog.
This is volume 300, so let's end it here.
I just ate 300 pieces of sushi.
I ate 50 servings of otsukuri, which is 250 kg.
I ate 300 pieces of sushi.
Please eat.
I'm eating a little more than half of it.
I see.
If I had time, I could eat it all.
If you eat without sleeping, you'll be fine, right?
I got the answer I was looking for.
This person's appetite and eye bags are...
infinity...
It was a black hole.
7 bottles of beetroot juice.
You look like that, don't you?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
I've never seen it before.
It's only 2kg.
That's right.
How do you eat it?
Well...
How can I say it?
I eat more than 20kg.
You're supposed to put in 20kg, so your body should increase by 20kg, right?
Otherwise...
That means you're putting out almost 20kg.
When you go to the bathroom...
When you eat it, you put it out right away.
Yes, but it's really...
When you took the time, you definitely felt like you could do it, didn't you?
You can do it.
After that, on my way home from high speed intercom...
I ate a cup of curry and two bowls of ramen.
Yeah!
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
I did it on purpose, because I was hungry.
Okay, let's move on to the next person.
The next person is from a company employee, Seiji Hayashi, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 44 years old.
Good evening, Director Nishida and Detectives.
Good evening.
My current motivation is to bake a toast.
You're doing it all of a sudden.
I've been baking a toast for over 1,500 days in a row.
On rainy days, sick days, and when I'm busy at work, I've been doing it every day without taking a break.
It may be self-satisfaction, but posting photos on social media has its own sense of fulfillment.
However, now I live alone and there is no one to eat with me, and honestly, I'm lonely.
Sometimes I don't know why I'm doing it.
So, Detective, would you like to come and eat my toast once?
If there is someone who will eat it for me, I feel like I will continue to do it in the future.
Did you go to eat it?
It was a very mysterious request.
The reason for the request is that I work in a factory and work night shifts, but it is decided that I bake and eat toast every day before work and before leaving work in the evening.
1,500 days, not a day short of it.
New Year's Day doesn't matter anymore.
Why did a 44-year-old man make such a request?
Why did you start doing this?
There are many mysteries.
I'm a little scared, but I'm here.
Commissioner, please.
I've been baking toasts for 1,500 days.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
Do you get up early?
That's right.
I have work.
Is that so? Do you have work tonight?
I'm thinking of going to the store in time for today's meeting.
Really? I'm sorry.
It's okay.
1,500 days.
I kept baking it.
Even when I'm depressed, I have to eat it.
Even if I want to go on a trip, I have to bake it.
I'm tied up because I decided to bake one toast a day.
You're crying.
What should I do?
Was it really painful?
It was really painful.
It's been five years now, but I'm divorced and separated from my wife.
I've been doing what I can do every day, day by day, day by day, and I feel like I'm losing something.
I started thinking if it was for me.
That doesn't lead you to toasting.
Why did you arrive at toasting?
I was thinking about what I could do.
My hobby is cooking.
I wanted to make a different rice ball every day.
I wanted to eat it for a year, but I know the ingredients of rice balls,
If it's a toast, you can put it on, you can sandwich it, you can bake it for 365 days.
- That's the first thing you think of. - Excuse me.
Is there a difference between rice balls and bread?
- This is the picture. - Wow!
Wow! There's a lot of it.
- That's amazing. - It's amazing.
Wow, this is amazing, this amount.
You can use the same ingredients, but you don't make the same dish.
Wow, but it's kind of...
It looks delicious.
- It's rude of me to say this, but... - Yes, it is.
- But you made it properly. - It's like a dessert.
It's like a dessert. Some of them are sweet.
Why is this bag blue like this?
This plate is blue and it's all unified.
I brought it when I got married.
- You're using a sad plate. - Yes.
You can tell by the picture, right? It's always in the same place.
- Yes, it's always in the same place. - Yes.
- So what if you go on a trip? - I can't do it anymore.
- What? Because of your marriage? - Yes.
Are you buying a dog?
Do you have any memories of a dog?
I have a lot of memories of a dog.
Wait a minute. Is this possible?
You're just carrying a small rope.
- And you didn't make the small rope yourself, did you? - I bought it.
- There are times when it's annoying. - Is this possible? - Yes, it is.
You know it.
- What do you know about it? - It's kabayaki.
That's a lot of food.
That's a lot of toast.
I made it.
It's not. Eat a bowl of rice.
I'm sorry.
I'm 365 days of self-baking, and there are times when it's impossible.
But I have to give it one piece.
I've done this much.
I've always wanted someone to eat it.
Even if I update it every day,
People who look at me don't eat it.
I only know the taste of what I say.
I can't connect with people beyond the computer.
It's all a conversation on the screen.
Like friends.
Do you have me?
Yes, there were children, too.
They all came to eat the toast I made.
That's right.
If the detective eats it...
If you eat it for today's purpose, will it be resolved?
Well, my dream will come true.
- Will you make it? - Will you make it?
So far, shock and deliciousness.
Out of 1,500 toasts, I want to make the most memorable one.
Champion.
What kind of toast is it? There are so many.
Do you have a particular taste for bread?
The shape is cute.
It's a cute mountain-shaped shape.
And when it's baked, the color is beautiful.
It's delicious when it's a little hard.
I see.
While I'm baking the bread, I'm going to make it.
There's something I don't think I'm going to toast.
- Are you going to hit the cutlet? - Yes, I'm going to hit it.
I'm going to slice the meat.
The knife work is wonderful.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I'm a little angry.
I made a mistake.
- You've cut a lot of meat. - No, it's okay.
- I'm a little angry. - I toasted it completely.
- I'll toast it. - I said I'd hit it.
- It's out. - It's out.
It's that blue plate.
It's a beautiful plate.
I'll serve it up.
It's a new plate, so I'll leave it as it is.
I'll put mayonnaise on it.
It's mayonnaise.
Yes, it is.
It's a secret flavor.
You're not hiding it, are you?
It's a lot.
No, it's a lot.
I'll put it in first.
You put it in first.
Don't put it in between me and you.
I'll put a lot of this on it.
Yes, it is.
It's done.
It looks delicious.
It's the best.
That's all you have.
It's the best.
Please eat it.
Thank you for the meal.
It's good!
The onion, the toast flour's aroma, the original flavor of the tataki, and this ponzu,
everything is well-combined and it's really good!
It's frustrating, but it's good!
I really wanted it to be bad...
I really wanted to make a fool of myself and go home...
It's done!
It's a toast of memories.
What is this?
Memories are gathered here.
There's peach syrup, right?
Yes.
That and gelatin.
Is this handmade?
Yes, it is.
It's amazing!
Yes, it's a crushed jelly.
As expected, bread and jelly are...
You don't think it's good, do you?
It's not good at all.
I'm not bad.
When I did this, I said "stop it!"
I think it was the 1222nd.
Yes.
I had a backache at work...
I thought I couldn't do it anymore...
I took a long break...
I took a break financially...
It was hard...
I wanted to throw out everything...
When I made it, it turned out like this.
It's blue.
Did you really want to express that feeling?
Yes.
That's why it's blue jelly.
Why is it peach?
Well...
There used to be a saying "make it slow martial arts".
"make it slow martial arts"?
It's a song, isn't it?
It's a song, yes.
I changed the lyrics...
"make it blue peach".
I don't know the original story because of the generation gap, and I probably wouldn't have thought of it even if I knew it.
♪I want you to hug me by the shoulders, and when I need to catch my breath, I want you to watch over me so I don't give up.
♪Want you You showed your weakness, it's the fault of strong people.
It's done.
Thank you for waiting.
Wow, what's this?
I made this with the image of you, Mr. Tamura.
Here you are, burdock root.
Burdock root.
Thank you very much.
I'll put it here.
We should commemorate it.
This is the 1517th piece.
The 1517th piece.
Thank you for it.
Yes.
The smell of burdock root is excellent.
The sweet and salty taste of the sauce and the richness of the cheese...
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Yes.
It's just like what I imagined.
I want to make it for someone else again.
I can't forget the fun I had when I made it for you.
I'll do my best.
You look like you want to do something crazy.
I did, today.
It was fun.
What does toast mean to you?
It's not "suette" for life.
38 or 39 years.
It's only 5 years, right?
That's right.
We can't make the same kind of toast.
I like his sense of life.
Really?
It's philosophy.
I'm serious about it.
By the way, I work overtime for the toast.
Why?
If I don't make it in time in the morning, I can't make it.
But eating is also a rule.
If I work overtime, I can eat the first toast in the morning.
That's amazing.
It's crazy.
I asked him what his favorite food is.
He said "beef bowl".
It's funny.
Let's move on to the last one.
The last one is from Akimasa Kawabe, who lives in Oita Prefecture.
She is a 21-year-old student of a vocational school.
I have been longing for someone for 10 years.
Congratulations.
It's Masahiro Nonoyama.
It's been a while.
Yes, it's Nonoyama from 'Human Paradise' which you know from 'Night Scoop'.
Oh, it's Nonoyama.
Five years ago, I watched Nonoyama's performance on TV and was shocked.
The way he tells stories, the detail of his performance, his sense of words, the way he expresses himself and his face — everything is my goal.
I see.
I want to get closer to Nonoyama.
Since elementary school, I have been making stories and increasing my original repertoire.
However, I am curious about whether each story has its own quality.
I know it's a scary request,
but could you confirm whether my stories are really interesting?
Thank you very much.
This is also a humble request.
Hey, hey, don't laugh!
It's Nonoyama!
Detectives!
We are not being admired!
This time,
he has been making stories for 10 years,
and he wants to be like Nonoyama,
so he has been making stories,
but we would like you to see the quality of his stories,
and we would like you to confirm it for us,
so we have decided to watch it.
Please watch it.
"We have a client, Kirby-kun." "Thank you for having me." "Thank you for having me."
"I respect you, Nonoyama-san." "Yes."
There is such an amazing person who is not a professional.
I thought that this is not an area for ordinary people.
"That was the first time I saw "Night Scoop"."
"My wrist spins." "Your wrist spins! Yes, yes!"
"When you pull it like this, it becomes like this and like this." "Yes."
Like this, like this! Yes, yes!
He is an evil and professional businessman.
From normal.
Downward.
Only your neck spins.
Do you do things like Nonoyama-san's money?
"Yes, at first I watch it and make the cat turn around." "Yes, yes, yes."
"Something like that." "You are good."
You are good.
Well, I don't think I'm an ordinary person.
Well, you are good at everything.
Well, you must be impersonating.
"Yes, I prepare a lot of things." "Do you write stories?" "Yes, yes."
Oh, you have a lot!
Is Nonoyama-san's work like this?
"Well, this area is already original." "Original!"
"So, the number has increased quite a bit, but you are worried about the quality, right?" "Yes, that's right."
Now, it's a secret for the client, but I'm calling you today.
"Good morning." "Oh, good morning."
"I'm Nonoyama, a star." "Nice to meet you."
"A young man who loves you has appeared." "Yes."
"He's also made an original one." "Oh."
"I thought it would be better for you to see it." "Oh, thank you."
"Can I say something about you?" "Yes."
"Yes." "I like that one. The one where you bend from the back of your head." "Oh, from the back of my head, yes."
What happened?
"This is funny no matter how many times you say it." "This is..." "Wow." "This is useless, isn't it?"
"It's useless." "I thought about it." "Honestly."
I have no choice but to do it with a night scoop.
"Can you show me the story?" "Yes, please." "What should I do?"
"Well, how about this? 'Back of your head exile'." "Yes."
I'll do it.
Oh, good.
Oh, good, good.
"Can you do it the other way?" "Yes, I can."
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
You can do it that way, too.
It's amazing. It's amazing, back of your head exile.
Oh, good, good, good.
"It's fun. It's fun." "It's fun."
It's fun, isn't it?
"You're concentrating, aren't you?" "Yes." "You're concentrating, aren't you?" "Yes." "You don't feel anything, do you?"
"Can you hear me? Is anyone there?" "What? Look at me."
"Do you want me to shake your hand?" "No, it's fine."
"Please wait a moment." "Thank you."
"You're big." "Thank you."
"So, shall we watch it now?" "Yes."
"Can I watch it?" "Yes, just like this."
It's amazing.
Change the speed of your own voice.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes." "Is this original?"
"Can you help me with this?" "Yes."
Are you going to use this?
If you turn your head to the right, my voice will be louder.
If you turn your head to the left, it will be slower and slower.
"Let's start." "Yes."
Hello.
I love hamburgers.
I've been eating hamburgers for ten years.
My voice is getting hoarse.
Sorry about that.
"How was it?" "It was interesting." "Interesting?"
"It was like watching the first episode of "R-1"."
"Have you been on "R-1" before?" "Yes, I've been on it once."
"What episode was it?" "Of course, it was the first episode."
It was terrible.
It was like living in hell.
There was a person in front of me and I was waiting for him.
But he didn't respond at all.
Then I thought to myself,
Am I going to get a death sentence?
Why did I come here?
Shall we move on to automatic voice?
"Automatic voice." "Automatic voice."
Ah, like this.
Wait a minute. One, two, three hundred yen.
Like this.
I learned it now. When you talk with your mouth closed.
Ah, like this.
"Did you do it on purpose?" "No, I didn't."
"Is Nonoyama-san better?" "No, no. But I learned it."
You learned it too much. You learned it too much.
"Can you say it again?" "Ah, like this."
Ah, like this.
"Hey, Nonoyama-san's amazingness is out now." "It's amazing."
No, no. I have a little new story book.
Wait a minute.
Today, I want you all to hear his story.
It's not electronic, but I want you all to hold it.
If you can do it, can I take it?
Yes, you can. I already got a parking lot earlier.
"You got it?" "Yes."
What is it?
It's about moving your whole body at the same time.
Your whole face, too.
Don't be stupid!
No, you can do it if you work hard.
You can do it. Try it.
Ouch, ouch!
- We just switched. - We just switched, didn't we?
Where are you going?
Now...
The Train Passes the Tracks
- Yes. - Yes.
The Train Passes the Tracks
If it's a bike, I can also pass it.
Can we compete against each other?
[Chuckling]
I know why you are laughing.
Because I'm dirty.
I'm impressed.
You give us very detailed moves.
Also, I have a special move that makes me feel good when I hit someone in the back.
There are various patterns. First of all, I will do the river.
River?
River. This is a river. It flows like a river. How is it? It flows like a river, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
And it's a tornado. This is a way of doing a tornado.
Yes. Oh, tornado is good.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, tornado is good.
The tornado goes up to here.
Tornadoes have ends and ends, don't they?
Yes, and "x".
"x".
And like this.
This is a counterattack.
And there is also something like Tsutsuki.
Why did you bring this in the end?
How is it?
What do you think of it?
I have to say how good it feels from your mouth.
Is there no more story?
Well, I guess it's about this.
Whether it's good or bad, it made me feel close.
The story was supposed to be watched, but it was gradually suppressed and I wanted to do it.
I didn't want to do it if it wasn't a story, but in the end I drew my back out.
In the end, it was like this.
Thank you for watching today as well.
After eating half of the tuna, I really want you to eat a lot of it.
Actually, I want you to go to the sea and eat a lot of it.
I want you to be satisfied someday.
Thank you very much for today.
This program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who adopted your requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.