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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In a secret room only for weekends, you let yourself go
CHIKU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your blush
You get caught and become obsessed with kissing only at this moment and becoming stronger than usual
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
I'm the director, TOSHIUKI MISHIDA, who puts sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and questions!
I'm the director, MATSUDA ERIKA!
Today, we're going to follow up on your requests on TV and find out who's an excellent detective!
And today's questions are from "Naniwa no Iya", "Nippon no Ninjoha", "Katsura", and "Dakobashi".
Thank you very much!
Now, let's start with our first request for today!
Yes! Our first request is from KANAZAWA YUKARI, a 36-year-old housewife who lives in Saitama Prefecture.
Yes!
Without further ado, our guest is VIVIO, who is 24 years old and was born in 2005.
In March of this year, he is destined to leave our house.
In fact, he and VIVIO are detectives who were created 24 years ago.
Ever since he bought a used car 16 years ago, VIVIO has been painting his own body color and arranging his interior design in a cute way.
I see.
But, VIVIO is also 24 years old and has a lot of problems.
Even so, VIVIO is cute and cute.
In fact, as a result of a family meeting a year and a half ago, it only costs repair fees to keep driving it, so I bought a new car without hesitation.
As expected of a new car, I thought that if it arrived, VIVIO's love for VIVIO would cool down, but in the end it was no good.
Still, I can't let go of VIVIO, and with my promise with my husband that I will keep two cars until I run out of car keys.
I see.
And only one month until I run out of car keys.
As it is in my hands, I don't even want to see VIVIO die.
But I don't seem to be able to let go of it.
With a relationship longer than that of a 13-year- old daughter, letting go of it feels like my son is being taken away from me.
Still, the day of fate is approaching, and every day I drive with helpless loneliness and anxiety and tears.
So please, can you let me be separated from my cute son VIVIO-kun?
I can't do anything on my own anymore. Please take care of me.
What a kind letter.
That's right.
He's been driving it since he was 20. For 16 years.
Yes. His son has been making weird noises lately.
Even when he's driving it, the engine speed drops and it stops in the middle.
It's been making a lot of noises.
Of course, he's been repairing it a lot, but it's still getting close to its limit.
So, based on the request of Saitama, I, Saitama's superstar, Serve Yuu...
Huh?!
...have decided to let go of my son, VTR. Please watch!
Yes!
Ah, hello!
It's Asumi-san!
Ah, hello! Nice to meet you!
You're talking about cars, right?
Yes.
What car are you driving?
It's a Subaru Vivio.
It's a Subaru Vivio, right?
It's been almost 16 years.
16 years!
It's been 16 years since I came to my parents' house.
It doesn't make much sense.
It's been longer than my daughter's relationship.
From my daughter's point of view, it's my older brother!
Older brother?
Older brother, older brother.
From your daughter's point of view, what do you think of what you're saying?
It's disgusting.
Older brother!
You're so direct!
What do you think of Vivio-kun?
It's loud and small and it's uncomfortable to drive.
I hope I can always see the living room.
Ah, you can see it from here?
Vivio-kun!
What is this color?
It's disgusting!
What is it?
It's like Sylvania.
It's like burnt Sylvania.
It's getting dark.
It's like I'm tired of that area.
It's peeling off.
It's fluffy!
Vivio's ceiling!
160,000!
1215km! 160,000!
You're driving it like crazy!
You don't have a flat tire?
Not really.
The paint is terrible, and it's gotten worse.
The bumper is damaged, too.
Oh, photos?
I'm looking at my cute girl.
Wait a minute!
She's cute.
Check her out!
She sprayed it herself at the newspaper office.
The color changed!
The check became blue!
Is this yours?
Yes, it is.
It's pretty old-fashioned.
Inside, right?
Yes, it is.
Isn't it pretty?
I did it.
Oh, you're here, too!
It's pretty, isn't it?
But...
Vivio is...
She's wearing it.
I want you to let go of Vivio.
I've shown you so much love, but...
What's wrong?
You asked me to do it, but it's painful!
Look at her face!
If you buy a new car, you'll cool down, right?
I signed a contract with a new car.
I was going to get Vivio out of there, but I couldn't.
The next car inspection is coming up, so it costs money to get it.
Insurance costs money, and I'm not sure if I should make up my mind here.
I know, so...
Are you okay?
I made up my mind, but I can't do it.
Let's go.
I'm nervous.
How do you usually drive?
Today is a good day. Today is a bad day.
Speaking of which, Vivio...
Mom, you're doing a good job.
Vivio calls me "mom".
What should I do with Vivio these days?
Should we break up?
Are you hiding it from me?
I will!
What will you do, Vivio?
I won't say anything, but...
You're not going to say anything like you usually do, are you?
If you say "it's okay" or "I want to work harder"...
I might give up.
I'm crying again.
Are you okay?
I'm getting used to it.
I used to come here a lot in the past.
- Here? - Here.
- With Bibio? - Yes, I came here with Bibio.
I came here because I wanted you to ride my back.
- I think there are only three options. - Yes.
You can either sell it or sell it to someone else.
Or you can leave it as it is.
Or you can turn it into a junk car.
These are the only three options, right?
You can't decide for me.
- Can I decide for you? - Yes.
Then, can you measure it for me?
Can you ask a professional about it?
- Please. - Thank you.
- Excuse me. What's this? - Yes.
Is... is it okay?
You're being customized.
You're a little nervous, aren't you?
I'm nervous.
- I don't like it. - You don't like it?
- You don't like it? It won't open. - It's my first time.
- It won't open. What's that? - It's my first time seeing it.
In conclusion, it's hard to give it up to the next user.
The number of years of riding, distance used, and degree of riding.
The engine and gears.
Thank you for coming all the way.
It's hard to give it up to someone else.
It's hard for me to see you giving it up.
I can't ride it.
If I can't ride it, it will deteriorate.
If I don't do it, I will say goodbye to you.
Scrap.
I'll leave it to you.
Don't leave it to me.
Let's talk about it alone.
I've been to a lot of places with you.
We went to the pass together.
It was longer than being at home.
Mom, don't cry.
I'm scared.
I had a lot of fun, too.
We've been to a lot of places.
We have.
I've been thinking about it all the time.
I'm in a good mood.
I'm thinking about making you my doctor.
Are you okay?
You've been worried about it for a long time, haven't you?
What do you want me to do?
I'm thinking about whether you've been able to run for 16 years or not.
Can we really say goodbye?
Yes.
Mom...
Thank you so much for taking care of me for 16 years.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Are you done?
Yes.
Did you talk to her?
We talked a little.
Did you talk to her?
We talked a little.
Did you talk to her?
Yes.
Then...
What will you do?
I'll say goodbye.
Will you say goodbye?
Yes.
Okay.
I understand.
My name is Yamada of 3R.
Nice to meet you.
The car is pre-processed.
We simply remove the metal and start disassembling.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Disassembly has begun.
Steering.
Yes.
Shift knob.
Assist number.
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's like Bibio's devotion.
If you don't mind, I think it's better not to see it.
What will you do?
But if you don't see it, you'll have regrets.
Yes.
I'll see it.
You'll see it.
Good job.
Until the end.
You'll see it.
I understand.
You'll see it.
Thank you for watching until the end.
Thank you for being with me for 26 years!
[sobbing]
If you didn't come today, I would still be sobbing.
Thank you for coming.
I'm glad you came.
But you were crying a lot today.
I'm worried about tomorrow's work.
Your eyes were full of tears.
He's a kind man.
Yes, he is. I love Bibio-kun with all my heart.
At first, I didn't know what to do.
But at the end of the show, I was like...
Oh, Bibio-kun!
I can't forget that feeling.
I have a lot of memories with him.
Let's move on to the next performance.
The next performer is Hidenori Nakaura from Osaka Prefecture.
She is a third-year elementary school student.
She moved to Tokyo in March.
To make memories with her sister, she went on a trip to Okinawa for the first time.
She did parasailing and rode on a ostrich's back.
She had a lot of fun.
On her way back, she asked an ostrich farmer for an ostrich's egg.
The farmer said, "No problem."
On my way back, I wanted to treasure my memories with my sister.
But the ostrich's egg smelled really bad.
My sister got angry and said, "Don't throw it away!"
But for me, I don't want to throw it away because it's a memory's egg.
Detective, please do something about it!
What should we do about it?
It's an ostrich's egg full of memories of a family trip to Okinawa.
It smells really bad.
We can't say it's bad.
But we want you to get rid of the smell.
Get rid of the smell?
First of all, what is the source of the smell?
How did she get rid of it?
Please watch the video.
This is Detective Night Scoop.
Hello.
Are you Hidenori-kun?
Yes, I am.
Hidenori-kun, first of all, what is this croissant?
When I exchanged presents for this, my mom gave it to me.
It moves like this.
And is it a guitar?
Guitar.
Do you usually play guitar?
I definitely play guitar in summer.
It's winter now.
I'm sorry.
I'm curious about this place.
What is this?
This is a fencing doll.
Do you play fencing?
My sister also plays fencing.
She is also an editor.
Your sister?
Yes.
Hidenori-kun, you also play fencing?
Since when?
One year.
Is it that important?
I didn't go on a trip or anything.
So you didn't go on a family trip?
Ever since I started fencing,
I only played in the summer vacation.
I see.
But you decided to go on a family trip this time.
That's a great memory.
It is.
What was the best memory you had in Okinawa?
Dacho Land.
Dacho Land!
This man!
When I asked for this, he said it came in heavy rain.
So I gave it to him.
After that, I found out that it smelled.
You didn't know when you gave it to me?
The smell of Dacho Land itself.
I didn't know.
So Dacho Land itself smelled to some extent.
Do you know that?
Yes.
Just throw it away.
I can't.
Why?
It's an important memory of a trip.
I see.
There.
Thank you.
Where... Do you always put it there?
Yes.
I'm moved.
Let's do it.
One, two, three, four...
Shit!
No good.
No good, no good, no good.
Hey, you left some this time.
Shit!
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
This...
You killed it!
It's empty inside, isn't it?
What is this?
It's like a clay.
It's like...
It's soft.
Did you use any extracting agent?
Yes, I used bleach.
Bleach...
No, did you use it in the sky?
Did you use it in the dark?
I think you used it in the middle of the night.
I noticed it later.
You're late!
Excuse me for disturbing you.
My name is Ishida, and I'm a detective.
Excuse me!
Something weird is happening again.
Excuse me! I'm sorry!
This time...
It's this.
I got an ostrich egg, but...
I can't get rid of the smell, and I'm in trouble.
I want you to get rid of the smell.
What are you up to again?
I see, I see.
Um...
No...
You usually smell really bad.
It stinks!
It does smell.
What do you think is inside?
I wish you were alive.
Well...
Yes, please!
- Wow! - Wow!
- What? - It's cold.
- Yes, it looks like it's cold. - It's cold.
It's just that the inside of the egg is lumpy.
If you want to get rid of the smell, you have to do something about it.
Why does the smell come out of the egg?
When the sun sets in the egg, cold air is necessary.
The air always changes.
- There's a small hole in it. - Yes.
As you know, that's where the smell comes from.
- Usually... - Wow!
- This is also an egg from an eggbeater. - Yes.
Actually, you make a hole and get only the inside out of it.
So with a normal egg, you can do it like this.
Get only the inside out of it with a small hole as much as possible.
- Is this okay? - Yes.
We're all completely defenseless.
- Only Mr. Sano is normal. - Yes.
- It's a daily job. - Thank you.
- I'm counting on you.
Wow!
- It's that hard, right? - Yes, it's thick.
I was surprised.
Yes, with this, the first stage, the hole is open.
Wow!
Ugh!
I can't stand it!
Ugh!
This is it!
If you put hot water in it,
melt it a little and...
Would you like to try it?
Wow, it's like clay!
Here's the soup stock.
Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
It's yellow and red!
It stinks!
Oh, it's getting lighter! It's getting lighter!
Look!
Oh, it's true!
It's getting lighter!
That was an impersonation of Bardo Ace!
Oh, it's true!
Wow!
Wow, it's coming out!
Can you pull it out for me?
Yes!
Wow!
What is this?!
Wow!
It's inside the egg.
It stinks!
Wow!
It stinks!
Wow!
How about this one?
I'm getting used to it!
It's totally different!
Dael!
Oh, it's true!
Right?!
Takuan?!
Right?! That's right! Takuan!
Sweet!
It smells different!
Look, the water...
Oh, it's getting cleaner!
It's getting cleaner!
Wow!
Wow, it's so beautiful!
Oh, it's amazing!
There's nothing in it!
It feels like there's a little bit of skin left in it!
Even if there's skin left in it, it'll only become crispy when it's dried.
There's no other way to do it.
Why don't you try it with this?
There's still some smell left in it.
Oh, there it is!
It's the smell, isn't it?
When it comes to smell, it's this place.
Excuse me!
Oh, I'm sorry, but do you have a president?
Wait a minute!
That's the usual one, isn't it?
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Ishida.
I'm sorry about this time.
Do you have a president who has caused miracles with various smells?
I went on a graduation trip in Okinawa and got it, but it didn't smell good.
Oh, I see.
It's rotten, isn't it?
It's gotten better, hasn't it?
There are a few kinds of fluttering scents, so I'd like to see what they're like.
Do you match it with this?
Does it change if you sprinkle it on this?
That's right.
If you smell it at the same time, you can't smell it if you match it with this one.
It's such a fast-paced smell.
It's a little like this.
It's sweet!
It's sweet.
Yes, it's sweet.
It's like chocolate.
Oh, it smells good!
If you don't have this kind of power, you won't be able to match this smell.
First of all, I'll put it in.
I'll leave it to you.
Don't do it!
I'll put it in.
My hands are shaking.
At first, I thought one drop would be enough, but it's a lot.
I don't know why, but it smells really bad.
But I'll put it in.
It stinks!
Let me know what you think.
I like it.
Smell your mochi.
It smells different.
It's good.
It still smells bad, but when you mix it, it doesn't smell bad anymore.
Did you be able to get rid of the smell while you were locked up?
Yes.
That's amazing!
No, no, no.
I'm the one who said it smelled bad.
It really did smell bad.
The strong smell of the animal, the smell of rotten egg, and the smell of tofu.
It was terrible.
The president of Yamamoto Koryo, who is a demoman, said that it was a memory of a trip to Okinawa.
He imagined a sugar cane field and made sweet black tofu.
And he said that it was a memory of a trip to Okinawa.
It's stylish!
It's stylish, isn't it?
But we couldn't get rid of the smell of the president of Yamamoto Koryo.
It's stylish, isn't it?
Now, let's move on to the last guest.
Yes, the last guest is Miho Yoshimura, 21 years old, who lives in Kyoto City.
I'm from Tottori Prefecture and am currently attending Kyoto University.
Among my friends and acquaintances, there are people who go on a trip to Tottori and then to Sakyu.
But I have no idea what to enjoy in Sakyu.
It's just that the sand area is so wide that in summer you can't bear the heat and there's no shade, and in winter you can't even hide yourself in the cold wind that cuts you off.
If you put sand in your shoes, no matter how many times you hit it, sand comes out of nowhere for about a week.
I love my hometown, so I'm wondering if I haven't come back disappointed to see such a large amount of sand even though there are other wonderful places in Tottori.
What do you go to Sakyu for from afar?
And are you enjoying yourself in that sandy land as you expected?
Can you ask the tourists?
She has a lot of love for Tottori.
It's not just love, it's love that makes me worry if you're really enjoying yourself.
We've asked our tourists.
What did you think of it?
We've come to Sakyu, Tottori Prefecture.
Riho-chan, you don't know the charm of the sand.
Why do people come all the way from outside of the prefecture to see the sand?
Is it like that for everyone in Tottori Prefecture?
I don't think there are many people who like it and come to Sakyu.
Well, it's close.
How long have you lived in Osaka?
I've lived in Kyoto for four years.
Is it hard for you to come all the way from Tafu Prefecture to Kansai?
Is there anything you don't like?
I don't like dialects.
You don't like words.
Is there anything you don't like?
I don't like the word "sukaru".
What are you saying?
What? "sukaru"?
Don't you "sukaru" against the wall?
No, no, no.
I mean "sukaru" against the wall.
You say like that?
What do you think is the most attractive feature of the Tottori family?
They have delicious food.
Fish is delicious.
Pears are also delicious.
Rakkyo is also delicious.
Crab is also delicious.
Let's go and ask the people of Tottori what they like and what they want to do in Tottori.
Wow!
Awesome!
As far as you can see, there is sand.
Beyond that is the sea.
It's really amazing!
What kind of place is this?
Sand land?
What?
That's right, but...
I think that having this many tourists coming here is the most attractive feature of Tottori.
I love Tottori, so I'm grateful that I can come here.
Although there is a local love.
It's a Kansai program, but it's called "Assai Broadcast Detective's Scoop".
Oh, Detective's Scoop!
Yes.
Where did you come from today?
We came from Gotenba.
Gotenba, Shizuoka.
Yes, we came from Gotenba.
Why did you come to Tottori?
Because Tottori is the most famous place, I wanted to see it.
See!
Simply...
You wanted to see it.
Simply, you wanted to see it.
So, you saw it. How was it?
It's wonderful.
Even if you pay for it, it's worth coming here.
Yes, it is.
This is my second time, but I want to come here again and again.
Going all the way over there and seeing the sea of Japan is also wonderful.
You can't go all the way over there.
You can't take a picture and go home here.
Going all the way over there and seeing the sea of Japan is also wonderful.
You want to come again, don't you?
Yes, we do.
How was it?
It may be a little different.
What? Why?
These two are actually from Tottori.
What?
Why?
Because it's a local area, I don't know how good it is.
I see.
That's what it is.
Some people may like sand.
Like sand?
You two like sand, don't you?
We don't like sand.
Where did you come from?
Hyogo prefecture.
Oh, from Hyogo?
Yes.
I'm on a show called "Night Scoop".
Oh, I often watch "Night Scoop".
Oh, really? Thank you.
How do you like this work? Is it your first time?
No, it's my third time.
Oh, you're repeating yourself.
If it's your third time, you don't think it's enough?
No, I don't.
Oh.
I want to see the sea.
Oh.
It's hard for me.
But, do you have a reason to come all the way from afar?
Oh, I think it's enough.
Oh.
Is it enough?
Yes.
You can clearly see the shape of the clouds reflected on the ground.
Oh.
But you can't see it normally.
That's right.
Oh.
Why did you say sand during your tour schedule?
Well, when it comes to night scoops, I think of sand.
Oh.
So, what do you think of it now that you're here?
There's only sand.
Oh.
She may like sand.
She also doesn't feel the charm of sand.
Oh.
Comrades.
Comrades, maybe.
Oh.
No.
How is it? There's a lot of sand here.
It's fun.
Is it fun?
What's fun about it?
Walking.
Walking, right?
It doesn't matter where you walk.
Okay, come back again.
Come back again.
We have the same opinion.
I'm glad you like it.
Hello.
Where did you come from today?
We came from Akita Prefecture.
Oh, from Akita.
Yes.
How many people did you come with?
We came with 24 people on a business trip.
Oh, really?
Are you working with your employees now?
Yes.
You seem to be out of breath.
We went all the way up there and came back.
Is it your first time coming to Tottori?
It's my first time.
Oh.
You said it's your first time coming to Tottori.
Yes.
How was it?
How can I say...
Well, I was tired.
Did you feel any attraction?
Yes, I did.
It was my first time to see it in person.
I'm glad about it.
You didn't feel anything, did you?
To be honest, my legs were shaking.
I wanted to come here at least once.
So you're okay now?
I may not come here for a while.
How many years later?
I may forget about it.
When will you forget about it?
How was it, everyone?
I feel like my life has changed.
There's no way you can understand it without going there.
Oh, really?
It's my first time to understand it.
Everyone in the company is moved.
He's the president now.
The president was very moved.
I thought it was a president-like comment.
He's very serious about everything.
- Where are you from today? - I'm from Kyoto.
- I have a college entrance exam tomorrow. - Really?
- A college entrance exam? - Yes.
- I wanted to do some research. - What?
- I thought I'd take a look. - Do you like sand?
I want to make food on dry land.
- I heard you work hard for world peace. - On dry land.
I want to make strong plants.
- So you want to go to Tottoy University. - Yes.
- But you passed. - Why?
- If I were president... - Please don't say that.
I'm sorry I can't come.
I don't know why you all come.
I want you to talk to me.
- Is this a scoop? - Yes.
What?
She's from Tottoy University.
But she chose Kyoto University.
Why did you choose Kyoto University?
I was a liberal arts student.
The only department where you can enter Tottoy University is the regional department.
Regional department... What is it?
I didn't know much about it.
So I quit.
She felt the charm of Tottoy University and came all the way to Kyoto.
- From Kyoto to Tottoy. - She felt the charm of Tottoy Library.
But on the other hand...
It's amazing how strong you are.
What do you think of her?
I hope she understands me.
I think you can only feel the beauty of the sand and the sea in Tottoy.
- So I feel the charm of it. - You have the same personality as me.
I'm a considerate person.
If you're a member of Tottoy University, please look after her.
Thank you.
- I hope you pass. - Thank you.
- I pray for you. - See you in Kyoto.
See you in Kyoto.
If you come all the way here, look at this.
360 degrees. Sand, sand, sand!
It's amazing.
The contrast of sand and sky.
Your chest is dancing.
- Thank you. - You don't feel it!
I don't feel it at all!
If you cross this mountain, you'll see Japan.
You're right.
- Which mountain did you cross today? - Osaka.
- Osaka? - Yes.
- I think I've crossed it four or five times in the past five years. - Really?
Every year?
If you had to describe its charm in one word, what would it be?
- It's "moo". - Moo?
It's nothing. It's "moo".
I've seen stars falling from the sky like this.
- Really? Here? - Yes, here.
- That was the prettiest thing I've seen. - Really?
- Wasn't it dangerous? - My wife got mad at me.
"Hurry up and cross!" She got mad at me.
That's true.
There's a chance you'll never cross it again.
That's not a bad thing.
- Really? - Yes.
We're almost there!
It's amazing!
Japanese Sea!
This is amazing!
What is the most honest thing you can say right now?
The most honest thing I can say?
It's cold, so I want to go home.
I'm sorry! I'm going home!
Because it's cold outside!
I want to go home!
Even if you look at it now, I think the scenery alone is amazing.
But it's true that some people have the same opinion as her.
Well, it can only be tomorrow.
You said "no" when you were five years older, didn't you?
I can understand that feeling very well.
Deserts and hills are like that.
It connects you to everything.
I'm glad you went to college.
Thank you very much!
Now, we have three cars today.
Is it the first car?
Yes, it's a video car.
It was bad in the beginning, but it got better in the second half.
I felt a little lonely.
I feel relieved, too.
Me, too.
Thank you very much.
This program is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who have applied for this program, we will give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who asked me earlier, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
Please send us your questions to our detective office.
For those of you who have applied for this program, we will give you this wonderful detective notebook.
The address is 53-8011.
We are looking for Detective Night Scoop.
Everyone, this is where I was standing earlier.