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Bed no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...and dancing with me... ...and dancing with me...
...my only thing I can do is kiss you like I always do...
Based on requests from TV viewers, the detective bureau dispatches talented detectives to investigate the heart.
And today's advisor is a rock'n'roller, a charismatic guitarist, a kind-hearted singer/songwriter, and his name is...
...one, two, three...
...Char!
What do you want me to do?
Well, let's start with the first request.
Yes, the first one is from Mr. Sugano Kokichi, who lives in Fujitara City and is 63 years old and a company employee.
The other day, my son's wedding was held, and an incident occurred there.
At the end of the ceremony, I was going to say hello on behalf of both families, and it was my turn.
However, I was so nervous that my mind went blank and I forgot to say hello.
My speech was already messed up and the ceremony ended in a strange atmosphere.
At this rate, I will not be able to face my bride and, of course, my first parents.
I would like to say hello again. Thank you in advance.
Oh my, what should I do?
I feel bad for my bride, but it's a once-in-a- lifetime thing, basically.
So...
Basically...
Why are you looking at me like that?
Basically...
So I'm going to say hello again.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I see.
What kind of father is he?
Hello.
You look like you're going to die.
Are you okay?
I turned around and fell over.
I heard the sound of your heart beating.
I heard you had a big wedding.
I had a wedding.
And then the theater started.
When the theater started...
I'm a little polite myself.
Not at all.
I went to the wedding hall in the morning.
You've been back and forth a lot.
What are you talking about?
I have a diary.
I put it in my pocket as soon as I left it in my pocket in the morning.
You still have it.
I'm taking the video.
I'd like to see it.
It's the last greeting.
I couldn't hear anything at the time.
I was nervous and didn't know what to say.
Today...
I'm sorry.
Today...
In the meeting...
Maybe, maybe, maybe...
Today, they will leave for Ireland.
- I'm embarrassed. - Embarrassed?
- Your son is laughing. - I was watching you.
- What did you feel when you were there? - What should I do?
- Should I hold the microphone and talk? - Yes.
- I thought about it a lot. - I haven't thought about it at all since then.
- It's hard for me to see you since then. - I'm sorry. That's all.
- What did you feel when you apologized? - I didn't know what my wife would think of me.
- I said it in front of her. - I see.
- What you're saying is crazy.
- Let's think of a strategy to get your wife's parents to say something good.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm sorry, but let me say hello to you. - Yes.
- I'm sure you'll notice it when I say hello. - Yes.
- How did you feel about it? - I thought I should do it.
- I thought it wouldn't end soon. - It should end soon.
- Where is your wife, Ai? - She's working at the venue where I gave the order.
- That's your workplace, right? - That's where you work, right?
- I gave the order at my workplace. - I see!
- The venue, right? - Ah, I mean...
- Ah! - The speech?
- Mmm... - It's been a while since I've met you, right?
- Yes. - And I'd like to talk about the detective night school I called you about earlier.
- Yes, you did. - Ai, I'd like to talk about Suga's Ai.
- Yes, you mentioned her earlier. - Yes.
- You're all destined for her.
- First of all, I'd like to say a few words about her. - Yes, please.
- I'd like to know more about her. - Yes.
- Ah! - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Your father gave you a greeting, right? - Yes.
- Your father gave you a greeting, right? - Yes, my father did.
- He did, didn't he? - Yes, he did!
- What did you think of his greeting? - I thought...
- No, it felt like a long time.
- At the time, he was in charge of me.
- To be honest, I was completely blank.
- That's how you felt?
- Yes, I was in the top three. - Top three!
- You're in the top three of your six years of work! - Dad!
- Yes? - Hello!
- Dad!
- You're laughing so much now that you're here! - How are you?
- No, it's fine. Thank you for coming. - No, it's fine. Thank you for coming.
- I've been thinking about a concert since last month. - Yes.
- I'm thinking about doing it today. - Yes.
- I'm wondering if we can do it again. - Yes, I agree.
- But being able to do it again... - If you have time this evening...
- Oh, can we? Yes! - Thank you!
- Thank you for being here! - Thank you for being here!
- And your mom. - Right?
- Oh, right. My mother. - Right?
- All we have to do is do it now. - Mom?
- You must be nervous. - Yes, I am.
There are many people in the world who are nervous.
We have another request like this, but I will read it.
Good evening, Secretary Nishida.
I have had a high fever for a long time.
I couldn't say hello in front of people at all.
My body was shaking and sweating.
My face was swollen and I couldn't say what I wanted to say.
However, when I was 58 years old, I met someone and overcame my high fever.
It's dancing.
Could you please dance in front of me?
There was another request like this.
I hope you will refer to this person's method.
Nice to meet you.
You came all the way from Hiroshima.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
You used to be a runner-up, didn't you?
That's right.
I used to be a runner-up.
Are you nervous?
You overcame your runner-up, didn't you?
No, I didn't overcome it yet.
I called you because you said you overcame it.
I see.
I was surprised.
I thought Michael Jackson came in.
That's right. Everyone says so.
Your knees are amazing.
You can't dance at all.
I can't dance.
Tips for not being nervous...
Tips for overcoming nervousness...
First of all, breathe properly.
Breathe properly.
I do yoga, too.
Raise your legs appropriately.
It's a breathing pose.
It came out.
Even if other people climb up, everyone comes down and it becomes like this.
I'm not nervous at all.
Raise your hands.
Gokiburi!
How is it now?
It's a little shaky.
I raised my eyes properly.
Yes.
We also have a speech expert and a teacher.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations on your marriage.
Thank you very much.
A speech expert has words, expressions and actions, right?
If you have two of them, you'll be forgiven.
Just say one word and look down and say "thank you" and you'll be fine, right?
Oh, I see.
It's not "I'm in trouble", it's "I'm happy" and you'll be fine.
Today...
You can't close your eyes, right?
Can you say it one more time?
Yes.
Today...
I won't close my eyes!
I won't look down!
Oh, good evening, everyone.
Oh, hello, hello.
I'm sorry.
Wow, there's a lot of people here.
You're here because you've already explained, right?
That's right.
Good evening.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you come all the way here.
For now, if you could stand there, it would be fine.
Then you'll probably understand, right?
Even if my son is wrong, I am still a child.
Thank you for your kindness.
Father of Shinto, there is a speech before you today.
Let's go, father! Hang in there!
I'm getting more and more nervous.
I can't find the words.
Wait, my tears...
- Here they come. - I can't breathe.
I'm an adult, but...
Wait, my cold is getting worse and my tears...
- That's it. That's it. - Are my tears really coming out?
- That's it. - Is it okay like this?
Thank you all for coming.
I would like to say a warm thank you.
I am Suga's father, Kogichi Suga.
On behalf of the Morimoto family and the Suga family...
I would like to say hello.
- The other day... - He's calm.
I'm sorry I couldn't say hello to you all...
with a great ceremony and a lot of people.
Even though my son is trying to be strong...
he's still a child for me.
His will...
Today...
I think it's thanks to you all...
that we are able to have this wonderful ceremony.
- That's right. - With love and care...
we are able to welcome you as members of our family.
- We are deeply grateful for that. - Okay, okay.
- Okay! - It's the last one!
Lastly...
I would like to sing...
a song for you all...
I pray for your good health...
and I will take good care of you.
Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I'm so happy for you! - Thank you very much!
- Compared to October... - I'm so happy for you!
- I was moved, too. - I was moved, too.
- How do you feel, ma'am? - Well...
- I feel like I'm finally getting married. - I feel like I'm finally getting married.
- I see! - I see!
- You're really serious about this. - Yes, I am!
- That's a great father, and then, at the end, that mother also...
- "I finally got married!", she said...
- Yeah, she came out in the middle of things...
- She came from Hiroshima... - Yes, yes.
- She gave me a dance. - Yes, yes.
- But, since she's from Hiroshima... - Yes?
- After everything was over there, at the end, in front of the audience...
- Yes? - Yes? - In front of the audience...
- She danced a song for me! - Yes?
- And then, well, in any case...
- He was surprised! - I'm surprised!
- "Ugh, you guys don't know me!"
I don't know what you're talking about!
All right, let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from a 19-year-old college student living in Fukui Prefecture.
This spring, I entered a local college.
Congratulations!
I made a lot of friends and had a fulfilling college life.
At the same time, I had a problem.
What is it?
My good friend Junna makes me lunch once a week.
When she shared her lunch with me for the first time,
the moment I said, 'Yes, I'll eat it,' I was shocked.
I can't eat her homemade food.
Even if I try to eat it, I can't swallow it or even bite it.
If I were to say it, I can't accept it.
On this occasion, I realized that other people's homemade food cannot be eaten.
She makes me lunch once a week,
but when I ask for her impression of the taste,
she insists that it's delicious.
My feelings of apology for her are getting bigger and bigger every day.
Therefore, I have a request for you, detective.
Before she finds out about it,
can you make sure that she can eat the homemade food you made?
Please do me a favor.
I see.
Of course, you can't eat it because of the taste.
Yes.
Even if it's delicious, you can't eat it because it's made by someone else.
If you can eat it,
you can eat what your parents made for you and eat at restaurants.
Other than that, you can't eat it at all.
I'm going to eat it now.
Can you see it?
You can't eat it.
Yes.
What people made.
Yes.
But you're friends, right? Not people you don't know at all.
Yes.
You're girls' friends, right?
Yes.
You're good friends, right?
We're good friends.
Even if you think you can eat it in your head, your body will spit it back out.
Not only does that make you say "ugh", but things come out of you.
"Ugh" comes out and you can't spit it out because you have friends in front of you, so you shut it in your mouth and drink it again.
It's like a cow.
Yes.
No.
But you can only eat what your dad and mom made and what's in the store.
Yes.
But people in the store are strangers you don't know more than your friends.
Yes.
You don't know their names and you're just old men.
Yes.
The rate of old men in stores is high, right?
Yes.
It's okay because it's a store.
What!?
You don't know that your friends are old, do you?
I don't think I know.
I feel sorry for them and I eat their food again after overcoming it.
I think about it from the bottom of my heart and I think I'll do it every week.
Junna-chan.
Yes.
She asked her friend Junna-chan to make a lunch box and come to Anzu-chan's house because the night scoop is investigating the lunch box of today's girls' generation.
Good morning.
Hello.
Are you Junna-chan?
Yes.
Hello.
Good morning.
This time, we are investigating the lunch box of girls' generation.
Do you like cooking?
I like it. It's fun.
I only cook what I like.
That's the most fun for me.
Is there anything you want people to eat when you cook?
Yes, there is.
I can't make one serving, so I make a lot.
You make a lot.
Yes.
Do you bring anything to people?
Sometimes, I say "Do you need it?"
I see.
So, you get it from people.
Yes.
Anzu-chan told me that you are good at making lunch boxes.
Thank you.
Anzu-chan's lunch box is cute, too.
What's in it?
Oh, it's a hamburger.
I kneaded it and made it.
Did you make it from scratch?
Yes.
Did you knead it by hand?
Yes.
Is it a hand-kneaded hamburger?
Yes, it's hand-kneaded.
You knead it by hand, don't you?
Yes, I knead it by hand.
You need this temperature, don't you?
I knead it by hand.
Do you knead it by hand?
Yes.
Are you happy when someone makes it for you?
I'm very happy when people say it's delicious.
Are you happy when people say it's delicious?
I'm happy when people say it's delicious.
I see.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
I'll eat all of this.
Please leave only the lunch box.
I'll return the bowl later.
Please wash it cleanly.
Thank you very much.
I'll eat the lunch box.
You are definitely a good girl.
Yes.
Right?
I'm sorry I can't eat it because I'm a good girl.
I want to be able to eat it.
I see.
Yes.
Your least favorite food is hamburger steak, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's eat it.
If you eat hamburger steak, you'll be happy.
Thank you for the meal.
It looks delicious.
Are you okay?
Can you calm down for a moment?
Do you want me to put it back?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I put it back in.
That's good.
I think JUNNA is in front of you.
Is it not working?
OK, it's not working!
OK, put it back, put it back!
OK, you did a good job, you did a good job!
It was hard, wasn't it?
Yes.
Just now, wasn't it?
It was a little tough, wasn't it?
It was tough.
Right?
This is pretty serious, isn't it?
To be honest, I don't know what's good and what's bad.
Can I check it out?
Yes.
Can I go around here or can't I go around here?
Yes.
Can I go over there for a moment?
I'd like you to make me something right now.
Yes.
It looks delicious.
You can eat this, right?
Yes.
Is it delicious?
Yes, it is.
I'm going to put some green onions here.
My mom just made it.
Let's see if you can eat it or not.
Here you are.
No, no, no!
No, no!
Good boy!
Oh man!
No way!
It's cheese chips.
Yeah.
Do you like them?
I do.
Here you are.
Thanks.
Here you are, Aang.
Here you are.
I can't swallow it.
You can't swallow it?
He is one of our ABC staffs.
He also works in a cooking show.
He is really good at cooking.
I think he is worse than his mother in this situation.
Because he is really good at it.
I want you to try it.
Can you make something simple?
Yes, I can.
It's really good.
Do you often cook at home?
Yes, I often cook for my children.
It's done.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
It's really good.
No, you can't eat it.
Can you eat it?
Yes, I can.
Look at him.
Hello.
He is Mr. Bonta, a chef in front of the station.
He is a professional cook.
Can you eat it?
I could eat it.
- You could eat it? - Yes.
- Why? Because you are a professional cook? - Yes.
- Because you are a good cook and a TV personality? - Yes.
It's difficult.
You are not really Itamai-san.
I just borrowed your costume from Bonta-san.
You are really an ABC TV personality.
It's a little...
It's getting warm.
(Laughing)
- You can't get involved with humans. - Yes.
Do you think it's gross?
I feel like I'm getting gold.
- Your image is gold? - Yes.
It spreads here...
I imagine it...
and it comes out.
- You have to pay for it, right? - Yes.
(Laughing)
From now...
- I'll wash my hands perfectly. - Yes.
With the world's cleanest hands...
- I'll hold a rice ball. - Yes.
I'll wash all the inside of my nails too.
- Yes. - Can you understand me?
With the world's cleanest hands...
I'm holding it now.
Can you do it?
I'll do my best.
(Coughing)
- I can't do it! - You can't do it!
You can't do it! It's not like that!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll stop it!
I'll stop it! I'm sorry!
From now...
I think this will work for some reason...
- I think I'll... - Yes.
- I think I'll do it. - Yes.
But if you overcome that wall...
Oh, you can do it!
I think you'll be surprised.
This is the leftover rice ball...
- that Juna made for me. - Yes.
- This... - Yes.
- I'll do my best and let you eat it. - Yes.
- But, Anzu-chan, you have to do your best, too. - Yes.
- But I think you have some responsibility, too. - Yes.
- You are a parent and child. - Yes.
- I want you to cooperate with me. - Yes.
- If I can do it... - You can do it!
- If you don't eat the lunch box that your friend made for you... - Yes.
- Your mother will have a hard time. - Yes.
- If you don't eat her ugly appearance all over Japan... - Yes.
- If you don't eat it, it will be shown on TV. - Yes.
- Do you have anything to say to your daughter? - Eat it right now.
- Eat it at once, please. - I'll eat it now.
- If you don't eat it... - I'll put one on it.
- Look at it, mother. - If you don't eat it...
- Mother, you have to help me. - Let's eat a hamburger.
- I'll put the second one on it. - Mother, you can do it!
- I put the second one on it. - Look at it, mother.
- I can't do it anymore, mother.
- I'm a hypnotist. - My name is Nakai.
- I'm Nakai. - Yes.
- Maybe you've made up your mind. - Yes.
- This person's food is okay. - Yes.
- This person's food is not good. - Yes.
- You've made up your mind in an instant. - Yes.
- Or you've cast a bad spell on yourself. - Yes.
- If you solve that bad spell... - Yes.
- I think it will be solved. - I see.
- Yes. - Your subconscious has been released.
- You are overflowing with possibilities.
- You can eat whatever you want to eat.
- You can eat anyone's omelet without judging.
- You can eat anything in front of you.
- One.
- Two.
- Three.
- Good morning.
- Do you want to eat a hamburger? - Yes.
- A hamburger made by Juna.
- Did you feel bad? - Yes, I did.
- After all, I think it's not good. - I think so, too.
- Anzu, what will you do? - I would like to apologize to Juna honestly.
- Oh, Juna. - It's been a while.
- It's been a while.
- Anzu, there is something you want to say to Juna. - Yes.
- You made lunch for me at school. - Yes.
- You always said it was delicious. - Yes.
- Actually, I couldn't eat it. - Really?
- I couldn't eat anything other than what my mom, dad and restaurants served me. - I see.
- Juna, you just heard it for the first time. What did you think of it? - I didn't know it at all.
- I only thought it was delicious. - You felt bad for your friend Juna.
- So, you got a request from "Night Scoop" that you want to fix it. - That's good.
- I just want to say "thank you" for eating lunch for me. - That's good.
- Did you feel better? - Yes, I did. - It must have been hard for you.
- It was hard, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
- You got a lot of things out of your body. - Yes, I did.
- Thank you. - It was strange.
- To be honest, I apologized after the shooting. - Yes.
- I think it's just my imagination, but I could eat little by little. - That's good.
- It's all about feelings, so I hope I can change my feelings and eat more.
- I thought about it at the end of the show, but no matter how clean you wash your hands, you're still young.
- You're an old man who just started working. - Yes.
- You'll get sick of eating old men's rice balls like this. - No, no, no.
- I don't like green onions, I don't like chives, I don't like bamboo shoots. - I don't like anyone.
- Next time, make your own bentos.
- Let's change the last person.
- The last person is from Momoko Shimoishi, 38 years old, and she lives in Okayama Prefecture.
- Please verify my boss's new theory.
- The theory is that famous people who were happy to be told they looked like them and famous people who weren't happy to be told they looked like them.
- For example, the boss was happy to be told that he was a tennis player called Nishikori.
The one who wasn't happy was Mr. Hong Kong, it seems.
Certainly, from my point of view, Mr. Hong Kong's essence is his strong face.
Oh, is that so?
My boss says that this theory is 100% accurate.
Please verify whether it is true or not.
That's a quick response.
A lot of people have come out and asked me about it, so I'll verify it.
Please watch the video.
Is there such a thing?
It's not like they're both similar.
It's a matter of your own feelings.
I'll look around and see if I can see it.
Who was the happiest person to hear that?
I was happy to hear that.
Mr. Koyama of "news".
I was scolded a lot.
I've been told that we're similar, but who wasn't happy?
If you weren't happy, it would be Tsubasa Gyozawa.
A person who makes money on a business speed.
It's definitely Tsubasa Gyozawa.
It's definitely...
He's the one who makes this location a legend.
I wonder if this is okay.
I interviewed him.
I don't think this location will go well with the general public.
I was scolded a lot.
What time is it now?
It's not late.
Is it a TV show?
I thought you'd get it right.
It's not late.
It's "abc".
I love "abc".
It's not late.
I love "temabashi".
I love "rap".
It's not late.
It's four or five days before.
I love "abc".
Yay! Yay! Yay! Okamura!
Don't you have something to say?
It ends in an instant.
Have you ever been told you look like someone?
Me?
Who made you happy the most?
The one who made me happy the most...
If I say it out loud, it might be rude for the fans...
Yamada Ryosuke.
I was told that when I was in middle school.
It's not what you think, it's what people around you say.
What about me?
What about you?
Sakurai Shou.
It's coming up.
It's like a Johnny's festival.
Who was the most talked about?
The most...
I don't really do it.
Fuku-kun.
That's right.
It's similar!
Is it similar?
It's similar, right?
When it comes to entertainment, there's always someone who says you look like someone.
Who has made you happy the most?
Okai Kumiko.
Okai Kumiko-san, right?
She's a bit strange.
To the point.
Who hasn't made you happy?
Sakurai Machan.
That's a little...
Is it a little cute?
That's a little...
Is it a little cute?
Sakurai Machan!
It's decided!
Who has made you happy the most?
Hayato Uchihara.
I see.
It's true.
It's Rookies, right?
Who hasn't made you happy the most?
I like him, but when it comes to his face...
Okazaki.
Okazaki-senshu looks like me!
Okazaki-senshu's face looks like mine!
Excuse me, could you do me a little favor?
Is there any celebrity you were happiest with?
There is.
I don't know who it is, but I know it's Exile.
I know Hiroo-san is in it too.
Exile!
On the contrary, I'm not happy with it.
I think it's Yankees' Matsui.
Matsui Hideki?
He's a high school student.
He looks like Megane.
Excuse me.
He looks like Megane.
Who is the celebrity you were happiest with?
It's Motogi Masayoshi of Mocco.
I was happy with it.
Who is the celebrity you were not happy with?
It's Inagawa Juniors.
[Laughter]
Shirt!
Junji Inaigawa!
Over there!
[Laughter]
You look like me!
Among people who said you look like them,
who was the happiest one?
Koichi Iwaki.
That's the happiest one?
The happiest one...
Ishii Hasura.
[Laughter]
You look like him!
Thank you!
You two, do you have some time? It'll be over in a second.
It's a night scope shooting.
No!
Wait a minute!
Aren't you girls?
Are you girls?
Wait a minute!
Your faces are important!
It doesn't matter who you look like.
Wait a minute!
That's fine!
Who was the happiest when you said you looked like him?
Kyoko Fukada.
You had makeup on.
But...
To be honest, I don't mean it.
I know, I know.
I know it's funny, but...
I don't know it.
Then, who was the happiest when you said you looked like him?
Koryuki Choushu.
[Laughter]
Wait a minute!
Koryuki Choushu is more popular, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
You impersonate him, don't you?
No, I don't.
But you impersonate him, don't you?
Sometimes.
But you impersonate him, don't you?
No, I don't.
Who was the happiest when you said you looked like him?
Ito Hideaki.
I see.
Then, who was the least happy when you said you looked like him?
Oppa.
I thought you looked like Yoshio Kojima.
You look like Yoshio Kojima.
Thank you for coming.
What are you doing now?
I'm going to school.
What are you doing now?
I have some money.
I'm studying at Nakamura.
That's good.
Are you a student?
Yes.
Are you a college student?
No, I'm a professional student.
Are you about 20 years old?
Yes, I'm about 20 years old.
No, answer me.
I'm not saying you're about 20 years old, but answer me.
I'm 20 years old.
You're 20 years old.
You know, people often say you look like a celebrity.
Who was the most happy to hear that?
Well...
You said I look like him.
Really?
You said I look like Ebisu Oscars.
You look like him, too.
That face you just made.
What's wrong with you?
That's good.
You look like him.
Who is the coolest person you've ever been told you look like?
No one.
You're the most different from Ebisu.
Ebisu.
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
Oh, you're happy.
Ebisu is answering you.
You look like Ebisu, so you're happy.
You know, people say you look like a celebrity.
Who was the most happy to hear that?
I'm not happy, but...
You're not happy?
You look like Takamizawa.
I didn't like it.
You didn't like it?
You're not happy.
Who made you happy?
Who made me happy...
Oh, it's Roberts. Julia Roberts.
Julia Roberts.
But you look a little like her.
You look like Julia Roberts.
You look like her.
Julia Roberts and Takamizawa's half and half.
You look like Sandy Gamble.
Perfect.
MVP.
Thank you.
Takamizawa and Julia Roberts look alike.
Thank you.
Thank you for your comments.
There are many people who look like people who aren't happy.
I see.
I hope you can decide which one you look like.
Thank you very much.
We have news from CHA.
CHA SPECIAL LIVE 2017 will be held in Osaka Festival Hall on January 29th.
What will it be about?
The first live show will be in Osaka.
Please come if you have time.
I'm sure you're all looking forward to it.
We've answered three of your questions.
How was it?
They're all interesting.
The last one was interesting.
By the way, who do you look like?
I think I look like a lizard or a fish.
You look like an animal.
I don't look like a human.
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