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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...seek continues to chase you and grabs you...
...if only I could kiss you at this moment...
...and hold you tighter than usual...
It's time for Detective Nightscope!
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which takes a sharp knife into the complicated modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
Based on requests from TV viewers, the Detective Bureau immediately dispatches excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
And today, our first advisor of the new year is Taro Kida, our top advisor!
Now, we would like to once again introduce the outstanding detectives that our detective bureau is proud of!
First of all, Hazama Kanpei, Toshiyuki Nishida, Ken Maeda...
And Takeyama Akanori...
Mr. Kita-saiko, do you have anything you'd like to say to us this year?
Please do it as funny as you did last year.
Let's make this year a good one.
Let's start with our first request.
Our first request is from a third-year elementary school student named Taisei Fujioka who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Good evening, Director Nishida.
Good evening.
Ever since I was in kindergarten, I've been in love with a girl named Nanako-chan.
But she moved to Niigata three years ago and I haven't seen her for a while now.
When I sent her a letter once, she replied and there was a picture in it.
She's so cute and I can't get enough of her.
I really want to marry Nanako-chan.
I want to go to Niigata to propose to her, but I don't know how to do it.
Detective, please go with me to Niigata in order for me to convey my feelings.
I'm such a cute boy, aren't I?
Aren't you cute?
I've been playing with her in kindergarten, but it's been three years since I moved here.
I've been in love with her for three years and I'm still in love with her.
I want to propose to her.
I want to marry her.
What will happen?
Everyone, please go with me.
I'm Prince Hitsuke.
Hello? Taisei-kun?
Yes?
Oh, it's this way.
Let's go.
Hello!
Taisei-kun.
Yes?
Prince Hitsuke is here.
I'm surprised.
Hey, Prince Hitsuke is here.
Right?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Where should we sit?
Here.
Huh?
You're going to sit here?
No, I'm going to sit over there.
Where?
Over there.
Oh, so this is Nanako-chan Corner.
Huh?
Oh!
Taisei-kun, thank you for your letter.
I hope you'll always be my papa.
Huh? Are you going to call Taisei-kun "papa"?
Yes.
What did you do?
Papa.
So you were papa when you were little?
Always papa.
You were always papa?
I didn't play with him.
Huh? Did you call him "papa" or "mama"?
No, I had a kid.
Huh?
I had a kid.
You had a kid?!
This?
Yes.
Wow!
So cute!
His face is 100% cute.
Is his face that cute?!
What did you think when you were moving?
I cried a lot.
A lot.
You cried a lot, didn't you?
A lot!
Your tears stopped, didn't they?
Yes.
Right?
And you haven't cried for a long time?
Three years.
You haven't cried for three years?
October.
Isn't that recent?
What?
Thank you for always smiling like a dad.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It's a good memory for me, too.
This gesture is attractive.
I want to meet you.
What will you do when you meet me?
Propose.
Propose?
I bought a ring.
You bought a ring?
Yes.
Where?
Here.
What?
This?
You can take it off.
Can I take it off?
I see.
Let me put my thumb in it.
Can I eat it?
If you eat it, you'll get chubby.
Will I get chubby?
If it's okay, I'll tell the director of Nishida to cry.
If the director cries, we'll never appear again.
Where do you want me to put it?
Where you put it.
Where did you put it?
This?
This is your mother's.
And this is the bridge.
Maiko Villa.
Mother, you've changed a lot since then.
Are you crying?
You've changed a lot.
That's right.
What would you do if you didn't cry?
I'd probably cry.
But you can't help it. It's part of your experience.
- Right? - Yes.
Wow!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
What's with all the fashion?
I'll go tell Mom.
- Welcome! - Let's go!
Welcome!
We're here! In Niigata!
- We're finally here. - Yes.
How do you feel right now?
I'm excited.
- You haven't had a boyfriend for three years, right? - That's right.
Maybe you have someone you like.
If I had someone, I'd propose and leave.
I'd go home and never come back.
But as soon as I came back, I realized that I might like Taisei Konno's picture.
Instead of suddenly proposing to Nanago-chan,
why don't you just walk in like you normally do?
Like, "How are you?"
Do you have a lot of bugs?
What do you propose?
To my wife?
Come with me.
- How is it? - I don't know how to say it.
You don't know how to say it?
I'm sweating so much that I can't say it myself.
I'm all sweaty.
I'm embarrassed.
We're here.
Wait a minute.
What do you do if Nanago-chan comes out?
- I'll go hide. - What?
You shouldn't come out! You shouldn't come out!
You'll say "I came to drink."
If Nanago-chan comes out, say "It's been a while since I came to talk."
It's been a while since I came to talk.
Yes?
I'm Taisei Fujioka.
Huh?
I'm Taisei Fujioka.
Huh?
It's been a while since I came to talk.
Huh?
Excuse me.
Yes?
I'm Detective Kanpei of Detective Night Scoop.
Huh?
Excuse me.
Huh?
No...
What's wrong?
Well...
No...
Huh?
No way!
Does Nanako-chan look like you?
Well...
Today...
Yes?
I haven't gone back to social studies yet.
She doesn't look like you?
No.
She doesn't?
No.
She didn't look like you.
When we were in kindergarten.
Yes.
She didn't look like you.
What do you think of me now?
You've grown taller.
Yes.
Oh.
Well...
I'll make you happy,
so please let me marry Nanako-chan.
Really!
Do you have many friends?
I have a lot of friends.
Do you bring them here?
Friends?
Yes, we play here sometimes.
Do you have a lot of girls or boys?
We have a lot of girls,
but boys...
Boys...
What is your relationship like?
What is our relationship like?
Well...
It seems like you like me.
Hey!
Does Nanako-chan like you?
It's hard for me to say.
Oh, what should I do?
What should you do?
Do you still do it?
Yes, I do.
You still do it?!
Yes!
Dad, mom, look at me. I'm totally different now.
What?
It's been a while.
It's been a while since I stayed up all night.
Isn't this our house?
No, it's not.
When did you come?
Today.
I thought it wasn't my house.
Yes.
I said it.
You said it, didn't you?
What did you say?
I can't say it.
Why not?
I'll tell you later.
Hello.
Nanako, hello.
You've grown up, haven't you?
Did you always play like this when you were a kid?
Yes.
I'm glad you did.
Nanako, it's been three years.
Are you having fun every day?
No way.
Do you often ride Shinkansen?
What do you think?
Not often.
No?
Let's go outside.
Are you okay?
Can you come with me?
Nanako, it's been three years.
What do you think of me?
You're cute.
Am I cute?
Let's decide now.
Okay?
Okay.
Nanako, you can go to the aquarium with your favorite child.
It's just you and me.
I'll leave it to you.
Say it out loud.
I can't hear you.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Do you want to go to the aquarium?
It's her.
You two.
Welcome aboard.
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
There are all kinds of fish.
There's a big one in the back.
You only talk about fish.
I don't know if it's okay to say it, but let's watch over it.
Do you want it?
Wait a minute.
Why?
If we don't talk about it today...
You were surprised to come all the way to Niigata, weren't you?
Yes.
And...
The reason I came here is...
I've liked Nanoka-chan since I was in kindergarten.
And...
When you grow up, will you marry me?
I hope you'll be happy and marry me.
That's amazing.
Will you?
Yes!
I hope you'll talk about it when you grow up.
Will you marry me now?
Yes.
Yes or no?
Yes.
How was it?
I was happy.
You were happy?
Okay?
You said okay!
Right?
That's great!
This is great!
Can we get married now?
We can't do it now.
Why are you standing like this?
Like a choir.
Standing like this.
Stand up, stand up, stand up, dad.
I will definitely make you happy.
That's great!
After that, it ended.
My dad, Nanako's sister, Momoko, and my mom.
The four of us went all the way to the airport.
And we said goodbye on the plane.
We shook hands.
We promised to get married.
Nine years later, we will be able to get married.
At that time, I will sing a song.
Let's do our best!
The next one is a request from Mr. Ryo Takemoto, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is a 21-year-old company employee.
I'm a social person and it's my first year. I've been living with my girlfriend for about three months now and I'm a happy man.
Suddenly, misfortune came to me, who should be happy.
I spent 4,000 yen on shredder, which I saved up from my monthly allowance.
About three-fourths of all four bills have become powder.
Thinking about her future and managing her money, she is in debt.
This month, I spent too much and I thought I had to rely on shredder.
I managed to put it together myself and asked my co- workers for help, but it didn't work out.
Two weeks until my debt. My living expenses are tight.
Detective, can you help me get my precious 4,000 yen back?
Do it yourself!
This is a request I've been waiting for.
Suddenly, it became a real story.
Because of the emergency situation, I spent a lot of money.
And this month, I spent too much on my allowance.
I was thinking about what I could do if I included my monthly allowance.
I was relying on that 4,000 yen.
So, what did you do?
Were you able to get your 4,000 yen back?
Let's watch it!
I'm on my way to the client's company.
I wrote down the address of the company, not the address of the house.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
- I'm from Continental Disc Golf. - Okay.
- Mr. Takemoto... - Oh, hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Sorry for disturbing you while you were eating. - No problem.
- I was looking for you. - I've decided.
You've decided? That's great.
Thank you.
How did you leave?
- Do you have a card? - Yes, we do.
I left a lot of documents here.
I wanted to organize them.
I put them here.
They were probably stuck together.
- So I put them here. - Oh, you did that.
- Yes, I did. - I see.
Then I heard a weird noise.
- So I stopped it. - I see.
- Then I found half of it. - I see.
This is it!
What is this?
I've never seen this before in my life.
What is this?
It looks like dried seaweed.
But it's a company's thread, so it's proper.
Why do you leave it at such a company?
It's here, so it won't be found out.
What do you mean it won't be found out?
I'm living with my girlfriend.
You can't leave it at home.
If it's found out, I won't know what it is.
If you keep it yourself, you won't eat it.
I'm worried that if I have this money, it will be reduced.
I see.
If you can eat it, you'll lower it a little more, right?
I'm afraid of being told that.
Even if I say it here, it won't be found out 100%.
Is this a TV?
I'm going to put it down.
When will you get the next one?
I think it will be about two weeks.
That's why I'm eating peony now.
Why peony?
There's a lot of peony.
Peony?
Yes.
It's been about four or five days since I got this.
That's how long I've been eating peony.
If it's like this, it's impossible.
I did it while I was working.
The manager took it to the bank instead of me.
The manager?
Did the manager take it?
This?
I had work and I had plans to go to the bank.
I thought it was impossible.
The manager told me to call him.
I called him and he said it was okay if it was torn.
Really?
He told me to take it out and put it back together.
Is it okay if you put it back together and break it?
Well...
If it was about three-fifths done, it was half price.
What's with that look?
Is it really like that?
It looks like it.
If you look at it now, it's only one-fifth done.
If you do this, you can't make money.
If you put it back together perfectly, you might be able to make another 1,000 yen.
That's possible.
You're working hard.
Yes, I am.
You're using cello tape.
Can you fix it?
Yes, please.
You can't keep working at your company like that.
Yes.
At your home.
Yes.
Can you use cello tape like this?
Let me ask.
Nippon Bank?
Let me call.
Yes.
I've never called Nippon Bank.
Yes, this is Nippon Bank.
Hello, I'm sorry.
I spent 1,000 yen on a shredder.
Can you put transparent paper on it and bring it in?
If you have more than two-thirds of it, you can exchange it for the full price.
If you don't have more than two-thirds of it, you can exchange it for half price.
For example, if you have more than 1,000 yen, you can exchange it for 500 yen.
500 yen for more than two-thirds of it?
There are two alphabets and six numbers on the left and right.
I see.
If you have all of them, I'd appreciate it if you could exchange them for me.
If you don't mind, can you wear it?
I'm sorry, but I'm at work.
Yes, we're both at work.
Can you pray for our recovery?
No, I can't.
That's the last thing you can do.
It's a low-stick tape, so it won't open.
It's hard because there are four of them.
It's a lot of despair.
I'll just match the numbers.
Which one is which number?
Boy, boy, boy, boy.
This is R!
Do you understand?
And this...
Let's go!
Yes!
It fits perfectly with 1,000 yen!
This is the most pleasant!
This is a wonderful taste!
1,000 yen of cocoa!
Cocoa of the Japanese Bank!
And it's R, so there's no doubt about it!
It's perfect!
Yes, it's definitely this.
I'm sure it'll work.
It's hard to get used to it.
It's an apple.
Excuse me, what's your day off?
What?
Is it peyoung?
No, no.
You drink this much?
Is it club language?
What's wrong with this?
It's for today's lunch and dinner.
If you get better, you can drink it at night.
Thank you for it.
You made it very well.
I'm thirsty.
I'll drink it first.
I heard you sucking it.
I can't concentrate.
I like it here.
It's trustworthy.
He told me that 1,000 yen is correct.
It's exactly 1,000 yen.
This is "s".
This is different.
Why can't I find "s"?
Why?
Does it match?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't match anywhere.
What does that mean?
Does it match? It definitely doesn't match anywhere.
It's like I'm eating a fake.
It's that disgusting?
It's not like that. It's all different.
It's been 7 hours since I started working.
7 hours? 7 hours.
It's not like that at all.
Not at all, really. But there are 4 of them.
This is a little...
Can only we do this?
Isn't there a professional like this?
Please come in. Please come in.
I specialize in puzzle boxes.
Are you a puzzle specialist?
That's right.
I'm in charge of repairing cultural materials.
So you've been doing this since high school?
I've been doing it for a while now.
That's right.
I think it costs more than 4,000 yen for these two people.
This is pretty detailed, isn't it?
That's right.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Before that, I'm a little worried about this.
It's wavy, isn't it?
I think you should straighten it out.
You can use it behind the tweezers.
That's right.
You can break it.
That way it's easier to see.
That's right.
It's helpful.
The important thing about stretching it out is the finishing work.
Finishing is important.
The ironing work is complete.
I have something to do.
Really?
I have something to do.
He said "something to do".
People who say "something to do" usually say "this is bad".
Ah, this is it.
Ah, hello. Ah, manager-san.
Ah, hello.
You're kind.
Ah, I'm sorry.
But you know, it's still difficult.
That's right.
Wait, I know!
Wait a minute!
Ryo-kun, at first, before I came, you put up a few posters, right?
Yes, I did.
And you put up a stereotype, right?
Yes.
This is it!
It's not it!
This is it!
I think this sword will come!
Yes.
Do you understand?
It feels good.
That's where you should start from today!
The numbers don't match.
It's here, right?
You understand, right?
Then you can put in "04x".
Yes, this group of customers!
Yes, there is "04x".
Yes, this fits perfectly in here!
There are people who need this sword!
Isn't there anyone who needs this stereotype sword?
Ah, it's me!
Let's go!
It fits perfectly!
That's good.
Let's make things better.
Ah, it looks like it.
It looks like it.
It fits perfectly.
Isn't this the best?
It's amazing.
It fits perfectly.
I told you.
Thank you.
Ah!
It's done!
Yes, like that.
It's done.
All the pieces are gone, right?
Yes, they're gone.
It's done for now!
Thank you!
What? What? What? I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared! It's been about 14 hours!
I see, I see, I see.
So you're going to show this to people in Nijigin, right?
Yes.
Are you going to ask for anything? Are you going to pay me back 4,000 yen?
Yes.
Are you not going to pay me back at all? Are you going to pay me back 5,000 yen?
If you ask me, I'm sure everyone's thinking about it.
Yes.
Even if you ask me for a little bit, I'll answer you right away.
Yes.
I'll say I'll pay you back.
Yes.
I'm back in Zenkaku.
I and the person in charge of the assembly work and the teacher helped me out for 14 hours.
I bought 2,000 yen bills in double.
That is a rule of the Japanese bank.
You have to pay in minimum amount.
In the case of 6,000 yen bills, you have to pay 5,000 yen and 1,000 yen instead of 6,000 yen bills.
It seems like there is such a rule.
We've been doing this for 14 hours.
Everyone is tired and it's about midnight.
When I was about to go home, the puzzle teacher said "Could you please look at my ballpoint pen?"
I had to spend another hour looking at the teacher's puzzles and ballpoint pens.
It was a mysterious day for me.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Keiko Ohno, who lives in Osaka.
She is 34 years old and a housewife.
She says, "I spend every day being chased by my four- year-old child's childcare."
I want you to look up the idioms that parents use when they are persistent.
When I was little, I was told that if I whistled at night, a snake would come out.
The moment I heard it, I was so scared.
I remember not whistling at night right away.
Isn't there a lot of other idioms that you can say when you hear it?
Please investigate it.
What did you say?
A demon will come out.
A demon will come out when you don't whistle.
If you whistle at night, your parents will die.
There are various idioms.
It's new and unique.
There are various idioms depending on the region.
We asked various people what idioms there were.
This time, I'd like to ask various people what idioms their parents told them and find out what idioms there are.
By the way, I was told that if you spray water on your earlobe, your earlobe will grow bigger and look better.
Now that I'm an adult, I'd like to try it.
Honestly.
If it grows bigger, I'd like to try it.
Shall we go?
There are so many people. I heard it from the back.
Oh, hello.
When I was a child, my parents told me this idiom.
For example, if you whistle at night, a snake will come out.
If you whistle, something will get into your earlobe.
Does earlobe get into your earlobe?
Scary!
Does earlobe get into your earlobe if you whistle?
Don't whistle.
Does earlobe get into your earlobe if you whistle?
Don't whistle.
Thank you very much.
I'll broadcast it.
I'm proud of you.
I didn't even ask you what idiom it was.
I don't know what idiom it is, but I'll whistle.
I sprayed water on my earlobe at the end.
When you were a child, did your parents tell you what you would do if you did something like this?
For example, if you whistled at night, what did they say?
If you whistled at night, you would be unhappy.
That's right. If you whistled at night, you would be unhappy.
Did they say anything else?
They said you shouldn't cut your nails.
What did they say?
If you cut your nails, your parents will be unhappy.
If you cut your nails, I'll be unhappy.
It's very clear.
I thought it would be bad if my parents were unhappy.
Do you cut your nails in the morning?
Or do you cut your nails during class?
If you whistled at night, you would be humiliated.
What?
If you whistled at night, you would be humiliated?
It's because it's Wakayama.
Wakayama?
It's different from Osaka.
It's a tough punishment.
If you whistled at night, you would be humiliated.
If you whistled at night, what did they say?
If you whistled at night, you would be humiliated.
Humiliated?
You would be humiliated?
Do you still whistle at night?
I whistle at night.
Can you whistle at night?
No, I can't.
She's strong.
I can't.
If you step on a tatami mat helicopter, you can't have children.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
If you whistled at night, you would be humiliated.
I don't know.
If you step on a tatami mat helicopter, you can't have children.
Is it bad manners to step on a tatami mat helicopter?
It's a strange story.
If you swim in the river, you will drown.
What?
If you swim in the river, you will drown.
You will drown.
It's scary.
If you swim in the river, you will drown.
It's scary, isn't it?
I want to know more about it.
For example...
If you bring a firecracker home, will it be a fire?
A firecracker?
I've never heard of it.
I wonder why.
It's a red firecracker.
It looks like fire.
This is also a firecracker.
It's a little poisonous.
You have to get rid of it as soon as possible.
You have to get rid of it.
I was thrown away right away.
When you're in bed,
If you put your feet out and sleep,
You'll be bitten by mice.
I've never heard of it.
I've been telling my grandmother all the time.
Make sure you cover yourself with a blanket.
That's right.
You'll catch a cold.
There's a saying that my parents tell me.
Where are you from?
I'd like you to ask me if there's such a thing in Australia.
You know, in Japan,
If you wipe your lips, a snake will come out.
Is it very Japanese?
I don't know.
You can't put an umbrella in the house.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't put an umbrella in the house.
What happens if you do it?
I know what you're talking about.
Bird traps.
Bad things happen in the middle of the house.
If you put an umbrella in the house,
Bad things happen.
That's not true in Japan.
One more.
I'm sorry, but I want it.
You can't stick your finger in your nose and sneeze.
You can't take your finger off.
You can't take this finger off?
That's right.
That's why you can't sneeze.
Australians know that, too.
Why can't you take it off if you catch a cold?
I don't know.
You can't sneeze because you don't know, right?
My dad always said, "You have your own injury and lunch box."
You have your own injury and lunch box?
You have your own injury and you have your own lunch box.
What is that?
It's not a good story, but it's a good lesson.
You have your own injury and lunch box.
Hello.
What are you doing in Mont Blanc?
I'm going to meet Mr. Kuwata.
Who is Mr. Kuwata?
Kuwata Keisuke.
What? Kuwata Keisuke?
He looks like Hachimaru on the radio.
What? He looks like Hachimaru on the radio?
I'm waiting for you.
Give me a hand.
Look at me.
Oh, you're a fan of me since a long time ago.
Can I ask you a question?
When you were young, did your parents tell you what you were going to be like?
There's a ramen shop.
When the ramen was sold out, my parents told me to come and get it.
Like "Ta-ra-ra-ra-ra-ran".
I'm here!
Our "I'm here!" is not like "I'm here! I can eat it!"
I was scared.
I didn't know about it until I was about 20 years old.
Did you know about it until you were 20 years old?
Did you think it was a ramen shop?
It's more amazing than Santa Claus.
You were 20 years old.
I didn't know about it.
Did you enter the house while listening to the radio?
I don't know about it, but I'm sure you've heard about it.
Please tell me about it.
Will you tell me about it someday?
Please tell me about it.
I'm glad you told me about it.
How was it?
It's sunny here.
What do you have?
It's a doll.
It's a doll with a thin skin.
Do you like thin skin?
Have your parents ever told you not to do something like this?
They told me not to put a spoon in the outlet.
They told you not to put a spoon in the outlet?
Why?
What will happen?
It will go "paan".
It will go "paan", right?
It doesn't matter what you say.
It will go "paan", right?
If you put a spoon in it, it will go "paan", right?
I see.
Thank you for your time.
There must be a reason for it.
And you can't wear new shoes at night.
I've heard of it.
Only dead people go out at night wearing new shoes.
It's like going to the other world at night.
You can dirty it with magic.
If you dirty it, you can take it off and put it down at night.
There are many reasons like that.
I thought it was scary when I saw it now.
Which old man and my clothes were the same?
I didn't notice it at all.
Thank you for your time.
We have answered the first three questions of this year.
I like Taisei.
He is cute.
Before he left...
I called you "nanako".
I asked you what you would do if you had a boyfriend.
You said you would go home quietly.
You are manly.
I have nine years left.
I want to go to Hiroen.
We will take your request again.
We will give you a special clear file.
We will see you again next week.
Thank you very much.
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
An excellent detective will immediately find out the truth of the mystery.
For those who have adopted it, we offer you a wonderful detective notebook.
The address is 53-8011 Detective Night Scoop.
Please put your hands together.
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