AISubs v3.4
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Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you harder than usual
I am Tigerjeet Singh, the song leader.
And today's advisor is Eiko Ishizuka, who is good at filming, is a good friend, is good at acting, feels good when you're with her, your smile is pleasant, everyone in black loves you, and she has big eyebrows in unison.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's start with the first request of the day.
Yes, the first request is from Itsuki Fujimoto, a 36-year-old businesswoman living in Osaka Prefecture.
I have had a fetish for a long time.
When I tell people about it, they usually get attracted or treat me like a pervert.
In fact, I love men's slender hair.
This time, I would like you to make my dream come true.
That is, I would like you to find someone who has fluffy and soft ideal slender hair like your deceased father and let me touch you.
I love my father's slender hair and have been sitting on my father's back since I was a child and always touching his slender hair.
This is my father's seventh visit, but I would like to meet my father's ideal slender hair again. Thank you in advance.
She loved her father's slender hair and it remains in her memory.
However, even if you see your father's ideal slender hair in the city, you can't ask him to let you touch it.
So, we have a request for "night scoop" this time.
Now, has the client been able to meet her father's ideal slender hair like his deceased father?
Client Fujimoto-san, your father's slender hair is special.
I can't forget the feeling of touching it.
One day, I noticed it and fell in love with it.
I feel like I'm looking for my father's hair.
Do you have a picture of it?
Oh, only one.
Oh, only one?
Yes, I do.
It's a picture of Nagasaki's Kyushu Danji.
Oh, I see.
You can't see your father's slender hair, can you?
That's right.
I've prepared something special for you.
I'd like you to write down your father's slender hair.
Oh, I see.
It's like the back of Converse.
It's soft and comfortable to touch.
Soft and comfortable.
Does it mean it's soft?
It's soft.
It's beautiful and well-matched.
Oh, it's well-balanced overall.
It's well-balanced and blackish.
Blackish and dark?
It's dark.
I'm nervous, too.
Oh, it's beautiful.
It's beautiful. It's very beautiful.
I see.
It's very beautiful.
Do you want me to touch it?
Yes, please.
Oh, it's soft and good.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, my.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Your father's eyes are a little bit firmer.
His complexion is...
His complexion is firmer and fluffier.
What's my score?
About 70.
Oh, 70.
70.
I'm young now.
Nice to meet you.
I feel like you have a different face.
Oh, I see.
You have thin eyes.
Oh, surprisingly.
Surprisingly.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You have bad hair.
This fluffy part is a little off.
Oh, let me see.
This part.
Oh, I see.
This part.
Oh, I see.
It's true.
I'm sad.
50 points.
Wow.
This is 50 points.
Let's go.
Oh, yes.
Let's go.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, yes.
I have work to do.
What?
I have work to do.
I have to go to work.
Oh.
Have you seen it?
Wow, mom.
It's cool.
Wow.
Do you like these dolls?
I love them.
Mom, you have a girl's heart.
Her face is gloomy.
Her face is like a wall.
That's why I want a cute girl.
You are talking too much.
Didn't you like your father's slender hair?
I didn't touch it.
You can't say that now.
I touched it.
I didn't.
You didn't, either?
You inherited it, didn't you?
Yes, I inherited it.
You can't say that now.
You didn't want me to touch it.
My heart is pounding.
It's pounding.
It is.
When you touch it...
It doesn't feel good.
Let's do our best to find it.
We have to find it.
Right?
We have to.
We are near Osaka Station.
It's a roundabout.
Mom, wait for me in the car.
I'm a detective.
Where are you from?
I'm from Miyazaki.
Miyazaki, Kyushu.
Can you show me your slender hair?
Slender hair?
Yes.
Why?
It's thin.
It's Miyazaki.
Is it bad?
It's up and down.
I'm sorry, but can you show me your slender hair?
Slender hair?
I'm sorry.
It's beautiful.
It looks like a radish sold in Mitsukoji.
Can you show me your slender hair?
Can I?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It feels good.
Can you show me your slender hair?
I'm sorry, young lady.
I'm an old woman.
Look.
It's cool.
Can you touch it?
It looks good.
Does it look good?
How is it?
It's a little thin here.
It's not fluffy enough.
It's a matter of whether it's behind or not.
That's right.
It's a matter of whether it's behind or not.
Can you show me your slender hair?
Can you speak Japanese?
Yes, I can.
Where are you from?
I'm from Scotland.
Scotland!
Can you show me your slender hair?
Slender hair.
It's beautiful!
How is it?
The color is too white. It's been a long time, but I don't know.
Oh, it's black.
Is there such a program in Scotland?
There is no such program in Scotland.
Can you show me your muscle?
No, I don't like it.
Can you show me your muscle for a moment?
For a moment?
For a moment.
Wow, it's soft!
It's red!
The calf is also good!
Look!
Wow, it's good!
How is it?
Wow, how is it?
It's good!
Is it good?
Because it looks like an orange.
Can we meet again at 6:30?
In the evening?
No, I can't.
Why?
I have a part-time job.
Don't you look for it?
No, I won't.
Wow!
It's far away.
It's a shame, but it's clear that there is one.
That's right.
I'll look for it with this momentum.
Can you show me your sand hair?
I don't think I can cheer you up, so you'd better not.
Wow!
It's here, everyone!
Pay attention!
Wow!
It's farther than I thought.
What did you say?
Can you show me your sand hair?
It's here, too!
Isn't it good?
Wow!
How is it, mother?
What do you think of it, daughter?
I'm sure you'll be happy!
Can we meet again at 6:30?
6:30?
Oh, I see.
Thank you very much!
No problem!
Excuse me for a rice ball.
It's the best!
It's soft. I can see it. How is it?
What's wrong with you? You made me laugh.
It's amazing.
You just drooled.
It's good.
Good!
Excuse me.
What's wrong with you? It's scary.
It's true. What's wrong with you?
It's scary.
It's so funny.
It's good.
It's amazing. What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
It's "Senegal All-Stars".
How is it compared to your father?
He hasn't changed much.
Really?
Excuse me. How do you feel now?
My heart is about to jump out of my chest.
Are you nervous?
I am.
Wow!
It's amazing.
It's beautiful.
It's a good reaction.
How is it?
It's good.
Are you happy with "Senegal All-Stars"?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel?
I'm nervous.
Because it's your reunion with your father.
Can I have a snack check?
Excuse me.
This is my father.
What?
Did you see it with your own eyes?
Is he your father?
Yes, he is.
Is he your father?
Yes, he is.
Wow!
With this...
Yes!
This feeling...
It's very relaxing.
Really?
Yes. I want my mother to do it, too.
Oh, you want your mother to do it, too?
No, when my mother did it, she did it like this...
She did it like this and went all the way here...
How do you feel about doing it for the first time in a while?
I remember.
Sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Dad. You did a great job.
You can tie it up and make it stand on its own.
Mom, do you know how those four feel right now?
How about this size for all of them?
I want to touch it.
Can I?
Yes, of course.
Please.
Excuse me.
It's a good hairstyle, but it's not like you, Dad.
Wow! I see.
It's different.
But it's good.
Why are you apologizing?
It's wonderful.
There's nothing to apologize for!
In fact, I should be apologizing!
Excuse me.
Huh? D-Dad...
D-Dad...
You two!
D-Dad...
Wow!
It's a futon!
Wow, Dad!
Wow!
It's a little...
too soft.
What?!
Can I try it?
Yes.
Can you sit down and hold it for me?
Don't you know the futon from when you were young?
No, I don't.
It's the same!
Dad...
Is that you, Dad?
It's me, Otton.
Ah...
Dad?
Ah...
It's you, Dad.
Wow!
Dad!
Is this heaven or hell?
Which is it?
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's great!
Thank you very much!
But...
I'd like you to try it first.
Please, everyone.
I'd like you to try it first.
Be proud of it.
How is it?
It feels great!
Thank you so much!
Isn't it a wonderful work full of love?
That's right, director. I feel the same way.
Everyone who comes out is full of love.
I'm really proud of you.
My mother has always loved someone with deep hair.
She has been asking God for a long time.
It took her ten years for her wish to come true and she was able to marry her father.
That's why she got that special way of touching.
But what happened to Ryu Kougo-taishi?
What happened?
It was wonderful.
Thank you so much!
Next speaker is Ikko Mimura, 24 years old, living in Kobe city.
Thank you.
There is a person who has a great skill of guessing how many yen coins have fallen on my senior in my college circle.
That senior told me that when I was working part- time in a convenience store,
I could say "A hundred yen coin has fallen" only by listening to the sound of the price dropped by customers in the store.
Actually, that senior is a person I admire and I secretly like him.
When I heard from my senior that I had never seen a person with this special skill,
I came up with a big surprise.
I also have the same special skill as my senior and suddenly showed it in front of my senior.
I surprised my senior and I said "A hundred yen coin has fallen" with that momentum.
It's a plan to convey my feelings.
Detectives, please make my dream come true.
Tamura-kun, this is an important mission.
Both of them have graduated from college and are social people.
They don't usually meet, but by chance their circle mates get married.
When they met by chance for the first time in a long time, their love for each other grew.
So, if you can master your senior's special skill and share the same feeling,
I think your love for each other will grow.
Furthermore, I looked it up and apparently my senior doesn't have a girlfriend.
So, if it goes well, it may succeed.
I've been working hard all my life.
Did you master how to hit a coin?
And did you make a confession?
Detectives, please.
How much probability do you have of hitting a coin?
I'm 100% sure.
100%?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I'm wondering if I can do it, too.
For now, we've prepared 6 kinds of effects, from 500 yen coins to 1 yen coins.
I'll drop it.
500 yen.
500 yen coins.
No, it's not.
No way!
One more time.
No, it's not.
That's what I learned about 10 yen coins.
You have a bad personality.
500...no, it's 10 yen coins!
No, it's not.
Are you serious?
Here I go.
1 yen.
1 yen!
Correct.
I'm really confident about 1 yen.
Here's the next one.
What?
500 yen?
What?
No, it's 500 yen!
Too bad.
What?
It's 500 yen, right?
You're kidding me.
Everyone is like this. They doubt their partners.
Let's find some features.
Features of sound.
1 yen coin.
This is the easiest one.
5 yen coin.
It's light.
It sounds like metal.
50 yen.
100 yen coin.
I feel like it's a little heavy.
Five hundred yen coin.
The first "don" was pretty "don".
Yes, yes, yes.
This is...
Light.
Obviously light.
Yes, please look back at this yourself.
The first "don" is about twenty yen.
I feel like it's a little heavy.
I don't know what to compare it with.
If it sounds like fifty, it's fifty.
Of course.
Gold, gold, light, hell.
It's more than I thought.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is crazy.
In the first place...
Well, I'm just saying I want to surprise you.
You didn't tell your seniors that you'd be on "Night Scoop", did you?
Well...
I said I'd surprise you...
I didn't say I wasn't that stupid.
Really?
It's like a short project of about five minutes.
I'm doing it...
I said it might be interesting if I put it out...
Can I put it out?
No, director, it's fine.
That's what I said.
I see.
I want you to say it clearly.
The point is...
I want you to make an opportunity for love.
An opportunity for love...
I want an opportunity for conversation.
Since we're recording a short story,
he's going to come.
He's going to do that.
He's going to pretend like he doesn't know my gender.
He's going to wait in line and stand there.
He's going to sit there.
Can I see it?
You can see it.
You can observe it.
I also prepared an extra.
Thank you.
If possible...
If there's something that makes this a short story,
it'll make it more realistic.
- Could you come in, please? - Yes, we can.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
We're going to start after everyone gets together.
One of you is in a change of clothes.
- Could you put this over here? - No, it's fine.
- There's a lot going on. - Oh, there's a lot going on.
He's a man in his 30s.
He's got a voice, a face, and an NG.
That's why he looks like this.
Please!
Oh, you're smiling. You're smiling.
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
Now you know the sound of coins and their effects.
Mr. Iraichi can't come to the graduation ceremony.
So we asked Mr. Shimoji, who has the ability, to come.
Now, let's see your adjustment skills.
Here we go.
- Can you do it? - Yes, please.
- 100 yen. - Great.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Yes, please. - 50 yen.
Here we go.
- Yes. - Yes.
- 10 yen. - Great.
Here we go.
- Yes, please. - 500 yen.
Wow, I'm jealous.
Here we go.
- Yes, please. - 5 yen.
- Two at once. - Yes, two at once.
- Here we go. - Yes.
Ten yen and one hundred yen.
Wow! Why?
- Well... - It's different. - It's different.
Wonderful!
I see!
- I'd like to master this, too. - Oh, you'd like to master it. - Yes.
- For example, let me see... If I say "gion"... - What does "gohyaku" sound like? - "Gohyaku"... "Gohyaku" is...
I think I can do it in this order. About 5.25.
- I'd like you to show me a clearer difference. - A clearer difference?
I think it's repetition practice. I think repetition practice is necessary.
- I haven't taken this person's place yet. - Oh...
- Yes. - So I'd like to practice this a little more and show it off, but...
- Yes. - I'd like you to take it first. - Yes. - And I'd like you to do it again.
- Oh, again!
- Oh, oh, oh... I don't know if I can do it or not. - Yes, yes.
- Can you do it like that? - Yes.
- When you come back next time... - Yes.
- I'd like you to be Mimura-san again. - I'll do my best.
- Let's do it! - I'll do my best!
All right! Let's do it!
- Five yen. - No.
Oh... Can I do it again?
Oh... Oh... A gun... A gun... A gun...
- Oh, 50 yen? - Correct.
- Huh? - Sorry for the wait.
- Huh? - Good work.
Good work.
- Huh? - Good work.
- Huh? Isn't it "house beast"? - Um...
- Huh? - Um, it's over...
- I'd like to have a helper as well... - Ah...
- I got a call that it's over, so I asked you to come if you can, so I'll ask you to come urgently. - Ah, right away.
- Then, let me... - Yes.
- Okay... - Ah, I'm nervous!
- Then... - Yes.
- Stand-by, let's go! - Yes.
Good.
- Okay, let me know when you're ready! - Yes.
Here I go.
I can't remember the price.
100 yen?
Maybe 100 yen for me too.
The answer is...
50 yen.
Thank you for watching.
You're going to answer me, aren't you?
I thought you were the only one here.
Suddenly...
I did it.
Can I go out for a bit?
Yes, of course.
I don't know what "tempo" is anymore after I missed the first shot.
Actually, you were almost perfect in the second half.
It's frustrating.
I want to do it one more time today.
At this rate...
I can't convey my feelings at all.
That's right.
Let's succeed.
Yes.
Let's make it quick.
Yes.
Let me convey my feelings.
Yes.
Okay.
Excuse me for a second.
I'm in the middle of something.
You're in the middle of something?
Yes, it's a little...
It's bad to go out with you over and over again.
Yes.
I'll definitely hit you next time.
Yes.
Is everything ready here?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Well...
I'm ready.
Let's do it!
(inhales and exhales)
I...
have no idea.
(laughs)
Do you know?
A gun?
Be clear.
I think it sounded like a gun.
I think it's 10 yen.
The answer is...
(inhales and exhales)
It was 10 yen.
(laughs)
(claps)
Wow.
You got it right.
Wow.
Yes.
(laughs)
Huh? Why are you crying?
(laughs)
Why are you crying?
I trained so hard.
But you practiced, didn't you?
I practiced.
But you came earlier, didn't you?
(laughs)
Why?
(laughs)
Why did you practice like this?
(laughs)
No way!
I practiced.
I want to be able to ask questions like you.
(inhales and exhales)
(laughs)
Yes.
I like you.
(inhales and exhales)
(laughs)
I'm really happy about it.
Yes.
First of all, we'll check each other's interests and do it.
Thank you in advance.
Wow.
(claps)
(inhales and exhales)
(laughs)
Thank you for scaring me in many ways.
(laughs)
(claps)
Thank you.
(claps)
(claps) (claps)
(laughs)
Will my husband answer me properly when I say "I love you"?
I've done a thorough investigation.
Will he say "I love you"?
Please watch the video.
Excuse me, I'm not a detective, but I'd like to...
Oh, is it okay?
By the way, are you married?
Yes.
How long have you been married?
Ten years.
Ten years?!
Yes.
How many husbands do you have now?
I have three husbands and four wives.
How did you meet your husband?
What?
I met him when I was working around here at night.
Oh, I see. Which one of you came from abroad?
I came from over there.
I asked him out because I didn't want him to regret it.
That's so cool of you!
Do you know if your husband has ever told you "I love you"?
No, I don't.
Then why don't you ask him?
What?
Ask him what?
I love you, too.
Hello?
Yes, what's up?
You know...
Yes?
Lately...
Yes?
We've been arguing a lot...
Yes?
A lot...
Yes?
I'm a little worried about something.
What is it?
I was wondering if you love me or not...
You're stupid!
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm a little worried...
I'm worried about something, so I want to talk to you.
I want you to say it now.
Please.
Okay.
I'll call you back.
Please.
You're crazy!
I want you to say it now.
You're crazy! You're stupid!
Please!
I was wondering if you love me or not...
Of course I do.
Do you love me or not?
I love you. I want to know how much you love me.
I love you.
What?
What do you mean "what do you mean?"
Oh, I see.
Detective Knightsman, I'm Hashimoto, a detective.
You know, I'm Hashimoto of silver and light.
Really?
Yes, I do. How do you feel now?
Tell me.
Yes.
Oh, you cut me off.
I'll give you some money.
Oh?
Detective, we've decided to increase your allowance.
You say it every day.
Oh, I say it every day.
I'm sorry, Detective Knightsman.
Detective Knightsman, can you give me some more time?
How long have you been married?
Well, about two years.
Two years? Huh? Recently?
Huh? No way. It's not two years.
I'm 33 years old, so it's four years.
It's not four years.
Why do you say it all at once? Four years is two years.
About four years.
Oh, you look a little like her.
You look like 57 years old.
Oh, you look like her.
You're right.
Your face is wrinkled and your lips are a little like hers.
Look at me.
Do I look like her?
Yes.
Do you say "I love you" or not?
No, I don't say it.
You don't say it?
I don't say it.
Don't you ask for it?
I don't ask for it, either.
You don't ask for it, either?
No, I don't.
Would you like me to call you?
Call me?
You're crazy.
Hello?
I'd like to ask you something.
Who is it?
Um...
Do you love Natsumi?
Huh?
I'd like to know if you love her or not.
Do you love her or not? Huh? Huh?
If you ask me if I love her or not, I'd say I love her.
Oh, you love her.
Anyway, I'll say it loud and clear.
What will you say?
Do you love Natsumi?
Do you love her or not?
I love Natsumi.
I got it. Thank you.
Say it! Say it!
He said it.
If you say it, it won't go in.
It'll go in. It'll go in. It's okay.
I'll call the detective team.
Oh, the detective team!
Oh, I've always watched it!
I'm 49 years old.
49 years old?!
Yes.
I've been married for 22 years.
22 years?!
Have you ever been told, "I love you," by your husband?
No, I don't think so.
Not even once?!
In words...
Yes.
I don't think so.
But if you were told, wouldn't you be happy?
I might be happy, but...
Well, as a woman, I'd be happy.
I know, right?!
Since we're here, why don't you call your husband?
What?!
Yes?
Hello?
Yes?
Dad?
Yes?
I have something I want to ask you.
What is it?
Yes?
Do you love me?
I love you. Why?
What is it?
Nothing. I just wanted to ask you.
What is it?
Nothing.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Hello?
Yes?
I'm sorry for bothering you.
When you said it, how did you feel when you heard it?
No, no.
It's not like that.
Yes.
You sound a little embarrassed.
No, no.
Yes, I'm embarrassed.
You're both embarrassed. Your wife will be happy, too.
Is this your first love since you got married?
It might be.
Wow!
But you said you'd love me right away.
You said it, so I thought I should say it.
You said it seriously, so you took it seriously.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll call your wife.
Yes.
Hello?
Give me a break.
Say it again.
I'm embarrassed.
Do you love me?
I'm embarrassed.
Do you still get along with your husband?
Yes, we do.
Why do you get along so well?
When we got married, we didn't like each other very much.
What?
You're starting to ride your bike, too.
It's like love at first sight.
What did you propose?
No, I didn't propose.
I had a baby.
That's how I got married.
How did you know each other at first?
I called him first.
Which one?
My husband called me first.
He was a little later.
Maybe.
I don't know what's going on.
Hello, dad?
It's mom.
Do you like me?
Do you love me?
I don't know.
Say it.
I don't know.
I want you to say you love me.
What's wrong?
I want you to say you love me.
I don't know.
I love you.
What's wrong?
I love you.
I'm a detective.
Are you really a detective?
Yes, I am.
I'm a comedian.
How did you like me?
I was embarrassed.
Did you like me?
Yes, I did.
I feel your love for me again.
I'm glad.
Thank you for your time.
How long have you been married?
50 years.
50 years?! Half a century?!
I'm 75 years old now.
75?!
Yes.
That's a long time!
I'm helping you.
You're helping me?!
Yes, I'm old enough for you to help me.
How old are you to help me?
I don't know... 60?
You're older than me!
How old are you now?
I think I'm 84.
84?!
That's why I'm 75 years old.
You're 95?!
Yes.
Would you like me to tell you how much I love you?
You're an old person.
You don't say things like that.
Have you asked her?
Tell me you love me.
No, I haven't.
She...
But you know what I mean, right?
Hello?
Hello, it's me.
Yes, yes.
I'm going to the pool now and I'm on the phone.
Yes.
I want you to ask me if you love me.
How do you like me?
You're so uptight.
What's up with you?
Uptight.
What's up with you?
You love me, don't you?
Yes, I love you.
Is that so? Thank you.
How do you like it?
I think it's best to say it in words.
Were you happy to hear me say it?
Of course.
Are you all like that?
Can I come in?
Thank you.
How long have you been dating?
23 years.
You don't fight that much anymore, do you?
Do you know him well?
Yes.
Is he a good husband?
Yes, he is.
Hello?
Yes?
I...
Yes?
Do you love me?
I love you.
I understand.
Yes, goodbye.
Wait a minute.
That was a night scoop.
You said you love me instantly.
I'm scared of you.
I'm happy when you answer and come back.
I would like to say "I love you" to my future wife when I get married.
Please say it.
What is it?
I was moved by this song.
Thank you for your hard work.
We answered three requests today.
How was it?
When I was shooting in Tokyo, I was pushed by an old woman.
She said "No".
But she had the same belly as my grandfather.
We got the answer.
This program is made possible by your requests.
If you accept our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
If you come to our studio again, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week. Thank you for watching.
I would like to ask you.
Did you fail to get a perm?