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Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
Holding me tighter than usual
The time for special scrip within the appraisal has arrived!
A keen eye for the complex modern society
A special appraisal scrip that thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
I'm Toshio Nishida, the director!
I'm Erica, the reporter!
Based on requests from TV viewers, this appraisal bureau dispatches fun and talented detectives to pursue the truth!
Today's advisor is Mr. Kunikatsu Katsumata, a top surf rider in the entertainment industry who is an extraordinary person who brings energy to everyone across generations!
OK, let's start with the first request!
OK, the first request is from a 22-year-old college student who lives in Tondabea, Osaka Prefecture.
OK!
It's sudden, but there's something I'm afraid of and can't overcome.
It's darkness.
I'm terrified of dark places.
So when I turn on the light in a dark room,
I stretch out my arms as much as I can and turn on the light so I don't enter the room.
I see.
When I sleep at night, of course I turn on the light and sleep,
but I'm also terrified of closing my eyes and waiting for my eyelids to go down naturally.
I'm going to the medical department now and aiming to become a doctor.
But in this case, I definitely can't work at a hospital at night.
I really want to overcome it.
Detective, please help me.
I'm at the hospital now, but it's completely dark.
That's right.
And I'm also terrified of closing my eyes when it's bright.
I'm waiting for my eyelids to go down naturally.
Life is pretty tough, isn't it?
In two years' time, I'll probably become a doctor.
I'm afraid of darkness, so I'd like to overcome it.
Please watch the video.
Let's overcome it.
You said you're terrified of dark places, right?
Yes, I am.
Even when you're sleeping?
I tried to sleep with my eyes open, but I can't sleep because I'm nervous.
When I close my eyes and wake up, I might be here.
There might be someone here, too.
Why?
I might be able to catch someone's hand in the dark light.
Who?
A ghost.
You seem to be in high spirits.
What are you talking about?
You want to be a doctor, don't you?
Yes.
You've lived 22 years, but you're still terrified of dark places.
That's a serious problem.
You said you're terrified of dark places in your house, right?
I don't know how scary it is in my house.
Do you have something important in your room?
Like a stuffed toy.
Can you go and get it for me?
I need to turn on the light.
I turned it off.
I can't stand it anymore.
Tottoro!
She said "Tottoro".
She said "Tottoro" just now.
I'm trying to sing Tottoro's song.
It's fun.
I don't want you to sing it.
Tottoro!
I heard someone's voice.
It sounded like a horror movie.
It sounded like someone was chasing you.
Was it scary here?
There's electricity here.
It's not like it's disappearing.
There's also a handrail.
It's not scary at all.
It's not a big route.
It's coming out!
It's scary!
Stop it!
It came out of nowhere.
Why did it come out of nowhere?
But you're a doctor.
You should be happy about it.
Do you want to do your best and try it out?
Are you going to the hospital?
I'm at a real hospital.
A private hospital is lending me a place.
From now on, you will be challenged to work as a doctor.
In the emergency room where she is,
the nurse will come and call for an ambulance.
If only she could walk alone in the dark hallway of the hospital
and examine the patient in the ambulance,
it would be a goal.
But it's probably impossible.
She's already scared of something,
so the nurse will knock and call for it.
Doctor, it's an emergency.
Please take me to room 1106.
Understood.
It's not moving at all.
It's finally coming down.
It's about here.
I think it's on the wall.
Thank you for watching.
No way...
Just by walking like that, no way...
Hey! Are you okay?!
I can't do it!
Your back is dislocated!
You're crying! You're crying!
You're shedding tears!
I can't do it...
No, no, you have to walk through the patient!
In order for that doctor's dream to come true...
Yes...
It's quite small, but...
Let's do a special training!
I'll do my best to make sure I can see the patient properly.
And this, sister...
Yes...
In a dark room...
Yes...
You'll endure it by yourself...
Yes...
You have to do your best and get used to it!
Yes...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no...
There's nothing...
Don't you hear something?
There's nothing...
Are you there?
Wait, wait, wait...
Seriously, wait...
What should I do?
Next door's "totoro", "totoro"...
"Totoro", "totoro"...
She's crazy, isn't she?
She's singing "totoro" while hitting the floor...
Ah! What should I do?!
Ah!
No, you're saying it yourself!
Why are you saying it like that?!
I haven't done anything yet!
From now on...
Suddenly...
Inside the room...
The phone's ringing...
Ah, from the count...
From the count...
Why?!
(Screaming)
You were on the phone when you were sleeping with the lights off at home because you wanted to be calm, right?
(Screaming)
I'd like to try this while I'm sleeping.
(Sound of a door opening and closing)
(Screaming)
What?! Someone's coming in!
(Laughter)
Who is it?
(Sound of a door opening and closing)
(Screaming)
Who's there?!
(Screaming)
It's konjac!
It's shaking and I'm scared.
It's really dark.
I don't know where anything is.
I'm going to kill it now.
I'm going to kill it with a water gun.
(Screaming)
It's really low.
(Screaming)
It stinks!
(Laughing)
It really stinks.
What is this?!
(Screaming)
What is this?! It stinks!
It stinks.
You're saying it because you want to kill it.
What are you doing?!
(Screaming)
What are you doing?!
(Screaming)
What?! What?! What?! What?! Shut up!
(Screaming)
Yu-chan?
Yes?
You've calmed down a lot, haven't you?
I'm not that scared anymore.
Are you okay with ghosts and such?
I am, but...
It's only when I'm scared.
(Laughing)
You were so scared. It's only when you're scared.
Wonderful!
You're totally fine now.
I can't help it.
Even if I'm scared, I can't help it.
Oh, it's getting smaller and smaller.
I think I can go to the hospital.
You just said "about".
It's just getting started.
As a final test, would you like to go again?
Yes.
Will you be able to overcome it?
After all, the atmosphere is a little different at the hospital.
After all, it is a real hospital at night, so it depends on whether you can become a doctor.
I will do my best.
Do your best.
Doctor, I am Yutaka. Yes.
Please take me to room 1106.
Yes, I understand.
It is strange.
I went out in a dark place.
I can only see his face.
Oh, good evening.
It's a little past noon, so if you go to the bathroom, please come back soon.
Are you okay?
I'll be right back.
Are you okay?
Oh, good evening.
Is something wrong?
Oh, doctor.
Yes.
Oh, it's very novel.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
There is a patient in the room bed. Please take a look at him.
Yes, I understand.
Are you okay?
I was surprised.
Finally, I reached the patient's room.
Are you okay?
I heard you were in a bad mood.
Are you okay?
Excuse me.
You did it!
You scared me!
You did it!
You scared me!
No way!
You did it!
You are amazing!
You are wonderful!
Excuse me, ma'am.
I did my best.
You did your best!
I'm relieved.
What scared you the most?
I thought a masked man was looking at me.
This one?
You were okay even if you thought it was a real one?
I thought it couldn't be helped.
You are amazing!
I'm glad you were able to overcome it.
I'm relieved.
Even in the dark of the hospital, you talked to the patient.
You were patient in that room for two hours.
You got better little by little.
You didn't have to worry about it.
You didn't have to think about it.
You were not afraid of the dark anymore.
You were locked in that room for two hours.
You got a mysterious ferocity in the dark.
Get me out of here!
It looked like a big deal.
But your parents were happy about it.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Yui Yamagiwa, 27 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
The other day, my husband and I went to the Tennoji Zoo and found a retro game center outside the store.
It was rare, so we went in and there were people around an arcade game machine near the entrance.
Wondering what it was like, we approached it and it was a puzzle game you all know well,
Tetris!
It brings back memories!
It was an old man who was stacking blocks and erasing them at an incredible speed,
and operating the game at an unstoppable speed.
It was an old man, but it was an old man-like fast lever handling.
If you look at his face, you'll see that he's level 99!
He continued to clear the game from level 1 to 99.
There was no sign of a game over,
and he gave up and went home,
but when he saw it through to the end of the day, how long would the game go on?
Who is this Tetris old man?
Detective, please investigate with us!
Tetris,
the blocks, various shapes of blocks falling,
and stacking them up and erasing them,
but old men don't seem like they're bad at games, do they?
They don't seem like they can do it that well,
but from what I saw at the time, old men were erasing them one after another,
and level 99 is the fastest!
It's so fast!
It's insanely fast,
and it's insanely slow and fast,
and he continued to do it until he reached level 99!
Now, what kind of old man was this amazing old man?
If you've found out, please watch!
What kind of amazing old man was this amazing old man?
First of all, he was very fast and his level was 99.
Does he continue to be Endless?
Yes, he's Endless 99.
Endless 99?
There were about four or five people in the gallery.
Does it mean that there were four or five people who stopped and looked at him?
Well, he's an old man, so...
Oh, I see. Is there such a thing?
He's not very good, but...
Huh?
He's a little good.
Oh, really?
Hey, you know him, don't you?
Oh, really?
"Hey, you know him, don't you?" "No, no, no, no."
He's a little old.
Well, he's like a little old man.
Rapper?!
He's wearing earphones.
He's wearing earphones and this straight-browed hat.
It comes in like a fire.
When it's piled up and it's like, 'Oh no, oh no, oh no,'
you know those long, thin blocks?
When those long, thin blocks fall down,
they disappear in one fell swoop from below.
That's the most profitable.
Oh, really?
That's right. You pile them up and pile them up...
Oh, you pile them up and put them in one fell swoop?
Then you put in the longest one at the end, right?
That's called 'tetris'.
Old man, you're amazing.
No, you're amazing!
Now, the emperor has come to see Jan Jan Yako.
Is this the game center?
Yes, it is. It's just a little further.
Oh!
Oh, I see!
Wow, look!
All table games. All middle-aged men.
Wow, that's amazing.
There are quite a lot of old men, aren't there?
Oh, but this is the table...
Which one? Which one?
Oh, this one?
Oh, it's this one.
"Oh, it's this one, isn't it?" "Yes, yes, yes."
Oh, Tetris is really bad.
"Oh, hello. I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden." "Yes."
Tetris is really good. Such an old man.
"Wow." "Oh, earphones."
"Kahuneko's cap." "Yes, I have it."
"Do you have it?" "Yes, I have a gallery every day."
Oh, I heard you saw it on Sunday.
I come here every day and check my health condition with this.
"Huh?" "If I'm not feeling well, I go to the hospital."
"Do you know your health condition by playing this game?" "There are many people like that."
"If you don't feel well, you go to the hospital?" "Yes."
I think you should go to the hospital first before going to the game center.
We set up three cameras.
If this old man sits down, we can see what kind of Tetris he's playing.
I'd like to say, "Will such a good old man come?"
But I think he will.
"Oh, no. Someone sat down." "Oh, someone sat down."
"If you turn it upside down and push it down..." "It's different." "Yes, it is."
If you turn it upside down and push it down, it will change its shape.
Your father is teaching you.
If you push it down by yourself...
Oh, my son is here.
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh, but you're doing it!
Wow, you're fast!
Eh, you can't do this?
But you can do it. What's this?
Level 8, right?
Eh?
Eh, is this level 8?
How old are you, old man?
I'm 19 years old.
You're kidding me, right?
Wow, wow.
There are so many patterns like this.
Ah, his daughter is teaching him.
His first daughter is teaching him.
This is bad, it's almost the ending.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
Nothing can be controlled anymore.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
Can you overcome this?
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's coming.
It's really coming.
No, no, it's starting to sound weird.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
You can do it! You can do it!
Wow!
54.
51 lines.
It's fun.
Is it fun at this rate?
Ah, it's back.
It's back.
Hmm?
Ah, he's putting on a cap.
Hmm, is it a little different?
Maybe he couldn't put on his glasses.
He's putting on a cap.
Is it different?
Let's check it out.
This one, this one, this one.
Grandpa is putting on his glasses.
Ah, but it sounds good.
Hmm.
Grandpa is grandpa.
Wow.
It's good.
Oh?
It's good.
Oh?
It's fast.
Oh?
It's good.
Isn't it, grandpa?
I think it's not.
Button mashing is amazing.
What is it?
It's amazing.
It's like grandpa's movement.
There is a strange rhythm.
What is it?
It's good.
It's like a marathon.
What?
It's like a marathon.
Unfortunately, I cleared it.
I'll check it again.
You don't wear glasses.
But it's really close.
It's like a mountain.
I think it was a little smaller.
It's like a mountain.
It's amazing.
I'm being sucked in.
This is grandpa's movement.
I think I can reach level 99.
Is it over?
Level 99.
One more grandpa came out.
Level 99.
One more grandpa came out.
Which one is the hardest?
It's over.
I'm sorry. I'll say it again.
Dad!
Amazing!
You said it in my ear.
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to do it again?
I want you to teach me again.
How old are you, dad?
82 years old.
82 years old?
You are already 82 years old.
Amazing!
If you look at it like this, you can see your father's play.
Who wrote it?
I wrote it.
Is your cheek touching it?
No, it's not.
Are you looking for this person?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it this person?
Yes.
Oh, that's right. He's not in the store right now.
Is he there?
It's a very good opportunity.
It's a good opportunity.
Is he wearing earphones?
Oh, he's wearing them.
Oh, you're wearing them.
He's good at this.
It's good.
If you connect with this person, you'll definitely have a break.
Oh, a break.
It's a break.
Break is the best.
It's the best.
If you have a lot of it, you can endure it.
I can endure it, too.
You can put it away with a long one.
But you don't fail.
I don't know if I can put up with it.
I think we should use these people and have a top- level match.
I can fight you with my hands.
I'm sure you're good with your hands.
Really?
He's here.
He's a different person.
This person?
No, not this person.
He's also good with his hands.
You're kidding me.
Wait, you're saying I'm good with my hands?
No?
No, you're not.
Not this person?
Not this person.
You're saying I'm good with my hands?
What's going on in this restaurant?
You're saying I'm good with my hands?
It's here!
It's this person!
Yeah!
It's this one!
It's here?
Yeah?
This person!
Oh it's here!
It's making sounds!
It's here!
How is it?
This person too!
This person too?
It's starting but you're not doing anything!
Wait a second!
It's starting!
It's starting but you're not doing anything!
What are you doing?!
It's starting!
Is this okay?
It's doing it with one hand!
I'm not a bulldog, but I'm fast.
I know what we'll get, teacher.
Oh, you know what we'll get?
An orange and a lemon ham for this, too.
An orange and a lemon ham?
Hey, hey!
You're aiming for an orange and a lemon ham, aren't you?
Here it comes!
Huh?
Here it comes!
You can't say that.
It looks like meat.
It looks like raw meat.
Wow!
It's cloudy.
What should I do?
It's hard.
Mr. Tetris!
- You can't do it, can you? - I can't do it!
Ah! It's 99 now!
99 came!
- Hello! - Yes!
- Ah, you can hear me! - Ah, you can hear me!
I'm sorry! I'm recording!
- By the way, father! - Yes?
- What are you listening to in your earphones? - Mizuki Nana.
- Mizuki Nana! - Mizuki Nana!
- She's the same as Mizuki Nana. - Same!
- Same!
- It's a great fate! - It's a great fate!
- I was looking for you earlier... - Yes?
- I'm sorry! - She's good!
- Ah, sorry! - Sorry!
She's good!
I want you to play here with her.
- Is she your regular customer? - No, no, she's not!
- What is it? - She's like Tamaura!
- Tamaura? - Tamaura doesn't exist!
- What? - He does exist!
I was looking for you...
But I can't get you.
I miss you!
- 63! - 63 this year!
He is young.
He will continue to show his Tetris skills.
He is 120 years old.
Thank you very much.
He is young.
He is amazing.
His name is Nagai.
He tries to play Tetris with a Toriel.
I see.
He tries to play Tetris with a Toriel.
He was in the middle of playing Tetris.
Today, Nagai is No. 1.
Today, Nagai is in first place.
Today, Nagai is in second place.
Today, Nagai is in third place.
Today, Nagai is number one.
He wanted to play Tetris today.
However, the people in that area were still free.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Nami Nagata, who lives in Wakayama Prefecture and is a 35-year-old housewife.
Good evening, detectives.
Good evening.
I have a request for my four-year-old daughter, Nana.
If the power of my fingers is extremely strong and if I start with my fingers held down by my daughter, I will never be able to get out of my hand held down.
Oh, is it that strong?
No matter how many times you try, you will be held down.
Detectives, please come and try it once.
That's amazing.
You all know about that, don't you?
Yes, we know about it.
You know about it, don't you?
We know about it.
Do you know about it?
Yes, we know about it.
You can easily get out of it, can't you?
If you hold it down by a four-year-old girl, you can't get out of it.
Can you trust me?
You can't do it, can you?
I definitely thought about it.
This is what the client wants to see on TV with the child.
You think so, don't you?
Don't you think so, everyone?
We don't know what you're saying.
Anyway, I said that I thought about it.
I'm counting on you.
You're right.
He was the last one.
You're right.
The client will never let you go if you hold it down for now, right?
That's right.
Right?
Like this.
Can you measure it for me?
Can I?
Yes.
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Let's do it again.
You have to hold it down properly, right?
Let's do it.
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
You're absolutely good at it.
Okay, let me try it this time.
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Even if you're held back, you'll get out of it quickly.
- So you're saying that the request is a lie? - It's a lie!
It's definitely a lie. He's only four years old!
Wakayama Prefecture is... I don't know how to say it, but it's Wakayama Prefecture.
You can't lie.
- Really. - This way.
You're lying to your family.
- It's not a lie. - It's not a lie.
- Have you seen it? - I have. I've done it too.
- How many times have you done it? - I think I'm already four years old.
- Don't you want to be on TV? - I don't want to be on it.
- Do you want to try it? - Yes.
- I think you're weak. - Yes.
- I'm weak, too. - No, you're not.
Again? What do you want me to do?
- Again? - Again?
- What do you want me to do? - He's angry.
- What do you want me to do? - He's angry. He wants to run away.
Wait a minute.
- Ready, go! - One, two, three, four!
- Can you do it for me? - Yes.
- Ready, go! - One, two, three, four!
I can definitely run away!
- But I can't do it for a four-year-old. - Absolutely not.
You won't be surprised.
- I was born four years ago. - Yes.
- I was born in 1966. - Yes.
- I'm not that weak. - Yes, you're not.
- I'm not weak. - Yes.
- Hey! - Hey!
- Hello! - Hello.
- How old are you? - Four years old.
- Four... - Hey!
Can't you speak?
- Look, he's up. - Four years old and...
- Four years old. - You're good at this.
Your parents tricked you.
You're good at this.
Can you...
- Can you do it with your mom? - Okay.
When I say "start", okay?
Hold this.
Here we go.
Start!
You're kidding me!
You're definitely kidding me!
- How about with your dad? - Okay.
Hold this. Hold it.
Here we go.
Ready, start!
You're kidding me!
- Do it for real. - I'm doing it for real.
- Do it for real. - Do it one more time.
When I say "start"...
Start!
You're kidding me!
This family is scary!
If we miss this shot, we're done.
We just have to change it.
Hold it.
Ready, start!
You're kidding me!
Hold it!
Are you ready? Yes.
Ready... Start!
Hidinkan, you're bigger than me.
What?!
Why?!
Because you're big.
I'm all by myself.
I can't use my strength at all.
Star, you try it.
Are you ready? Yes.
Ready... Start!
Hidinkan, you're bigger than me.
You're strong!
Are you ready? Yes.
Ready... Start!
Hidinkan, you're bigger than me.
Star, you're bigger than me.
Star, how did you know you're strong?
How did you know you're strong?
Because you're big.
Because you're big...
When did you become strong?
A long time ago.
A long time ago?
That's normal.
Right?
That's normal.
I don't know if you know it or not.
Maybe some of you know it or not.
Let's go to the city.
Hello.
Ready, go.
How is it?
What is it?
Talent.
Wait a minute.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Ready, go.
Like this, right?
Let's go.
Ready, go.
I lost.
Ready, go.
I don't know.
It's like glue, isn't it?
Glue?
Can you count a little slower?
It's a little fast.
Ready, go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Why?
Thirty-three, forty-four, thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven...
Mr. Oh!
If you put your thumb down, it won't come off.
I'll take it off.
Please take it off.
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
What is this?
What is this? It's four years old.
What?
Four years old.
It doesn't move.
This child grasps and holds the movement of a human finger.
What is finger movement?
Even if you hold your nails down, you can go through it.
This child is lying on this joint.
If you hold down this joint itself, you can't move anymore.
And if you do it in this direction, you can do it like this if you do it in the same direction as above.
So this child is like this.
That's right.
You can hold it down like this.
First, hold down the joint and wrap it around.
This thumb itself can't escape in this direction, this direction, or this direction.
So even if you try to escape up like this, you can't.
You can't either.
You can't.
Did someone teach you this?
No, I don't want to lose, so I thought about it in my own way.
I didn't know such a small child could do it.
Wow, that's amazing!
I was scared!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I was surprised!
Because I can't move at all!
You can't move at all?!
Because I can't use my strength!
You can't use it?
I don't know if it's numb or not, but I feel like I'm going to faint!
But...
For a four-year-old kid...
To have a joint surgery and become an adult...
It was really embarrassing!
Embarrassing, embarrassing!
Simple and wonderful!
Thank you for your three requests!
Right?!
"Fingertips" and "Tetris" were interesting, but...
The girl who was scared...
Became a great doctor!
Let's ask her for help!
Please help me now!
It was really wonderful!
You all are amazing!
You all are doing a lot of things!
I learned a lot!
This program is made possible by your requests!
For those of you who applied for requests...
This detective notebook!
For those of you who came to the studio to play...
I will give you this special clear file!
See you next week!
Have a good week! Thank you very much!
Detective Nightscoop!
I don't want anything!