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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss me and hold me tighter than usual
It's time for Detective Night Scoop.
With a sharp eye for today's complex society
Detective night scoop that thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions
I am Toshiyuki Nishida, the director.
This is Mashuarika, my partner.
Our detective bureau dispatches talented detectives based on requests from TV viewers to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor is Mr. Taro Kida, the chief advisor of our detective bureau.
Thank you for your concern.
I'm sorry for your concern.
Last week and the week before last, I took a break for two weeks.
I fell off the bed.
And I hurt my spine a little.
I'm coming from the hospital now.
I will do my best.
Please enjoy it.
Now, let's move on to the first client today.
Yes, the first person is a client from Higuchi Ikko, 68 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Yes.
Immediately, I got a letter about my nine-month- old lamb, Meme, which I have been raising at home.
When I was little, my relative's grandfather was raising a lamb, and one day I had a longing to buy a lamb.
And fifteen years ago, when I left the company, I decided to buy a lamb.
Unlike the lambs I've been raising so far, Meme has a little problem.
What is it?
It's a headbutt.
I'll do it. I'll do the lamb.
When I was born, it was a very cute and quiet lamb, but it's getting worse with each day.
Detective, please help me get Meme back to that quiet time.
Lamb is cute, isn't it?
Lamb is cute, isn't it? It looks cute, but it's just a little rough and I can't put my hand on it.
I've been wondering if I could fix the headbutt, so please take a look at this!
Meme!
The Hyogo family has been doing it quietly, but there is a little violent goat in Higuchi's house.
Can you hear me?
Are you okay?
Something terrible is happening, isn't it?
Stop it! Stop it!
Are you okay?
Stop it!
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Mr. Higuchi?
Are you okay?
Hey!
Are you okay?
Wow! You've already been beaten up!
That's right!
By the way...
Hello!
With your new appearance...
Excuse me for a moment!
Please come out!
Mr. Higuchi, please come out!
Oh, no! Mr. Higuchi!
Don't clean up!
Oh, hello!
Thank you for your hard work!
Are you a grandchild?
Are you a granddaughter?
Your granddaughter and daughter are married.
Now we've arrived...
My grandmother has already been beaten up in the dark.
It was a shocking scene!
Is it always like that?
If you go, you'll get beaten up, too.
Oh, I see! If you go to help,
I'll be beaten up, too!
What's your name?
When she was little, she was really cute and manly.
But now that she's grown up, does she do "zutsuki" with the whole family?
No, she doesn't do it much with grandpa.
She doesn't do it much with grandpa?
She doesn't do it much with darling either.
She's the type of person who calls him "darling", isn't she?
She does it with boys and girls, too.
She does it with girls, too.
She doesn't do it much with "darling", does she?
She doesn't do it much with boys and girls, does she?
She doesn't do it much with boys.
She doesn't do it much with girls, does she?
She's the worst with girls!
She does it with girls.
She's so scary!
She's a few times bigger than I imagined.
Can you cut it for me, please?
What?
I wonder if the person responding to the launch will refrain from doing it.
Oh, really? Not at all?
It's okay at all!
After all, it's so cute!
It's so cute!
Well, mom, can you do it with me?
Now, I've switched places with my mom.
It's so different!
Oh, oh, oh!
That was scary!
It's pretty scary for a girl.
Oh, oh!
Oh, right! Grandpa, can you do it for me?
Oh!
That was an incredible speed of swing!
Are you okay?
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Wow!
It's not a walk! It's not a walk!
What do you think about this?
If your husband holds it...
But grandpa can do it, right?
Oh, right! Grandpa!
Grandpa!
It's like a picture!
It's so quiet!
When it's quiet, when there are only two of us, it doesn't feel rough.
Oh, it's not quiet at all!
See!
It's different!
My daughter, let's...
Let's walk with my daughter for a while.
Just now, dad was walking smoothly!
He's turning into a widow...
Oh, that's dangerous!
That's dangerous!
As soon as I went to pick up my daughter...
Let's call an expert!
Okay!
Hello, this is the voice actor of "Tanida" and "Tsubuya" Takaguchi.
Oh, hello! Nice to meet you!
My name is Sabe of "Tantenaito Scoop".
So, about the goat...
Well, in short, it's like...
You know, you tie the other person's thread in a U-shape or in a X-shape, right?
It's a little bit like a Stein or something like that.
Well, I guess you could say it's like that.
I see, I see.
Is there only one goat?
Or do you have multiple goats?
There's only one goat now.
There used to be three goats, but now there's only one goat.
It's like you want someone to play with you or you feel lonely.
Ah!
It's like you want someone to play with you or you feel lonely.
I see.
You want someone to play with you or you feel lonely.
And with that, you feel stress.
It's like you're simply looking down and being licked by your mother.
And you feel lonely.
You feel lonely?
It's like you're being scolded by your mother for the first time.
Well, let me show you my script.
Don't look down on me!
So, Mom...
I'm scared.
Let me show you my script.
See? I'm scared now.
See? I'm asking you, Mom.
Should I ask you, too, Meme?
Look at me.
Eat up!
Don't look down on me!
Don't mess with me!
Look at me, Mom.
I'm not doing anything.
You're not doing anything, right?
I'm scared.
You're not scared!
I'm scared!
Meme!
Meme, eat up!
Don't be scared. I'm winning!
Don't take your hands off me.
Oh, you're kissing me.
Huh? Are you kissing me?
Don't look down on me!
You're not scared at all!
Okay.
Should we move on to you, Mom?
Huh?
So, Director!
Please!
Yes, sir!
Okay!
She hasn't noticed yet, has she, Mom?
Oh, no! Meme!
She turned it off!
Does she know?
See?
Mom!
Mom! Say something!
Don't look down on me!
It's okay!
Where are you kissing me?
What do you mean, "where are you kissing me?"
Oh, I'm scared!
Don't do it!
Seriously, Meme! Stop it!
You can't even clean up!
Seriously, do it properly!
I'm starting to forget how cute you are!
Seriously, stop it!
That's great!
Those words come from her heart!
Seriously, I want you to stop it!
I want to live a quiet life!
I see...
What should I do?
She said that she felt lonely, too.
Yes.
You won't feel lonely like this, will you?
Come on, Memei.
We're friends.
Come on.
Let's be friends.
We're friends.
Ouch!
You won't feel lonely.
Are you okay, Memei?
Are you okay?!
You won't feel lonely.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Well...
It didn't work out.
On the contrary...
Sometimes I get stressed out.
But I think it's stress.
Look! It's working! It's working!
It's working!
It's scary.
It looks so strange.
Right?
Her expression is different...
Oh, it's working!
Huh?
She looks a little calmer.
It didn't work out!
It didn't work out! Oh, no! It didn't work out!
Oh, no! She got back her wildness!
With the sound of a river!
Stop it! Stop it!
It didn't work out.
You said "it didn't work out" several times.
I see. I'm sorry.
I was a little naive.
Well...
Shall we ask...
- Excuse me for the sudden visit. - Hello.
- We tried to do it our own way, but... - Hello.
- I don't think it's the opposite effect. - By the way, do you feed them by hand?
- Do you feed them by hand? - We put the food in a box...
- You put it in a box and feed them. - I think it's better to do it by hand.
- I want you to understand that you're getting food from your mother. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And you have to scold them when they're in a bad situation. - Oh, you have to scold them when they're in a bad situation.
- You have to scold them when they're angry. - If you build a bond by communicating with each other, you may lose the right to intervene.
- I see. - You may lose the right to intervene.
- I see. - Yes.
- To sum up what the teacher said, it's simple. - Yes.
- The relationship between the mother and the child is important. - Yes.
- You have to feed them by hand and make them feel like you're taking care of them. - Yes.
- And you have to scold them when they're angry. - Yes.
- Okay, let's... - Let's do it in person.
- Yes, Mimei. - Yes.
- Didn't you all feed your dad by hand? - Oh, yes.
- We did it when we were walking. - See?
- We did it.
- You can see the difference. - I see.
- You have to scold them when they're angry. - Yes.
- But you can't fix it right away. - Yes.
- So you can use this. I'll give you this. - What?
- This. You can use it like this. - Wow!
- You can fix it with this. - Wow!
- I'm sorry, but you can't do it like this. - Yes.
- You can't do it like this. - If you use this...
- You can't do it like this. - Is it okay?
- Come here. - If you use this...
It's okay. I'm glad you have this amazing secret weapon.
I like it.
Do you like it, too?
It's quiet.
It's quiet, isn't it?
I put it on you to keep you away, but you feel good.
It's an unexpected effect.
I'm glad you have this secret weapon.
I'm proud of you.
I'm glad you have it.
In the end, it's a simple matter.
It happens when you raise it with your hands.
The white card I gave you at the end...
I gave it to you because I thought you'd be okay with it.
I like that card very much.
In the end, I don't like it anymore.
I don't like it anymore.
So, I'm happy with it.
I'm happy with it.
Thank you for your request.
Next is a small story week by Yasushi Ishida.
I have four stories for you today.
First of all, this is a request from Naomi Otake, 51 years old, who lives in Toyotachi, Aichi Prefecture.
I can distinguish male and female males and females 100% of all humans, animals and plants.
Pork cutlet.
Tebasaki.
Even if it's sashimi, I can tell the gender when it's alive.
Please let me show you.
I can tell whether it's a pork cutlet or a male or female.
This is a great discovery of justice.
I'm off now.
Next is a request from Rei Rei, who lives in Nagoya City.
I have a gold ball I took ten years ago at home.
In our world,
if you have a gold ball forever,
you can't become beautiful.
I want to say goodbye to the gold ball.
Could you please throw me a party?
I'm off now.
Next is a request from Hattori Rie, who lives in Tokyo.
I can cut,
but what can I do?
I have a favorite one-piece that I can't take off by myself.
When I take it off, I ask my cousin who lives in Tokyo to do it,
but my cousin has been hindering me from taking it off lately.
Could you please let me take it off by myself?
When I went shopping,
I came home and I really liked it,
so I paid for it and went home.
I wanted to take it off at home,
but I can't do it by myself.
But I still want to be able to take it off by myself,
so I went there.
And finally,
this is a request from Masui Mika, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
My friend is very fast at putting out his tongue.
In one second,
he can put out his tongue seven to eight times.
Could you please let me compete with Mr. Okada in Italy?
That's it for our four crazy jokes.
Let's listen to the next one.
It was about 19 years ago.
I think you were doing it in Gilgamesh, too.
I think I'm faster.
Gilgamesh started when he was 27,
and now he's 51,
so it's been 24 years.
I'm faster.
Is that a voice?
It's Higa-chan, Higa-chan.
Let's do our best, let's go.
Please.
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
What is it?
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot my skirt.
Oh, you forgot your skirt.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
What?
What? Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait a minute.
What was that?
What?
What, what, what?
What did you do?
That's a bad thing!
Wait a minute.
A private bag!
Private bag!
Tiffany.
Wait a minute.
- Huh? What? - Lip...
- Wait a minute! - Thigh...
- Thigh? - Thigh, this is a thigh.
- Huh? Huh? Really? - Which of the two thighs do you choose?
- You know it well. - Huh?
- Then, for the tongue... - Wait a minute!
- ...number fifteen... - Huh? Huh?
- ...number one... - No!
- Ready... go! - No!
5 seconds left... 4... 3... 2... 1... Stop!
- It's a stop. - Yes.
- Let's count it again. - I'm counting it.
Hironori Okano, 127 times!
Ijiri Okada... 139 times!
- Victory, Ijiri Okada! - No! - Really?!
- No! It's not like that! It's not like that!
- I'm looking forward to it. - Yes.
- Um... this is... - Yes, this is...
- ...the object. - The object...
- I didn't use it for colmarine. - Huh? What did you use it for?
I put in the disinfectant liquid I bought at the pharmacy...
...and used a chopstick and a chopstick to put it in.
Man, this is tough!
This is what it looks like.
It's so realistic.
Let me zoom in.
How do you feel about seeing it for the first time in 10 years?
It's bigger than I imagined.
What are you talking about?
Today, I came to say goodbye to you.
I'm okay now.
I want to walk our own separate paths.
Thank you very much.
Next, I would like to introduce you to the three of you.
Ten years ago, I traveled from Okara, Iraisha, and I still continue to support Iraisha.
This will be the last farewell. Everyone, please take a look at Otama's face.
You are really happy. Please do not regret it.
Are you being trained?
That's right.
What is Otama doing?
I put it in a drawer.
In that storage box?
It's next to my safe in Iraisha.
Which one?
It's still there.
That's amazing.
Yes, if you have an OSU-MES.
You can use all the food that's included in the order.
Yes.
What about me?
I think the palm of your hand is the most standard or easiest to use.
If you look at it like this and drop it like this, it's a straight movement.
It's moving on its own now, isn't it?
That's right. I'm quietly holding it up or just dropping it.
If you wait quietly now, it will move on its own.
This straight movement is...
OSU-MES.
Yes.
Did you get it?
Yes.
I have a female staff.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Then it will naturally move in a circle.
It will move in a circle.
Then it's a woman.
This...
Go ahead.
Is it okay?
Yes.
As you can see now, it's a straight movement.
OSU?
OSU.
Yes.
It's not round.
Is this OSU?
That's right.
OSU-NO-TONKATSU?
Yes, OSU-NO-TONKATSU.
It's a tuna.
Yes. Is it okay?
Is it okay?
Yes.
The distance doesn't matter. You can do it at any distance you like.
I think it's a straight movement.
It's OSU.
OSU-TUNA?
Yes.
It's a straight movement. It's OSU. It's a man.
It's OSU.
Is it OSU or not? Do you know?
I don't know.
You don't know the correct answer?
After this, we have everything we know.
Is there anything?
It's a match with Otake-san.
Yes.
It's over when you make a mistake.
Yes.
Thank you.
Here it is.
Chorizo.
There are two types, but only one?
Yes, only one.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Chokushin. It's a male.
Surumeika.
Yes, this Surumeika.
It's a female. It's round, isn't it?
It's a female.
Yes.
According to the data,
I asked doctor Ishida, who is a naturopath and naturalist.
This squid is a female.
Surumeika males have white spots around their mouths when they are gesturing.
So, it's a female who has white spots around her mouth, isn't it?
Here it is.
Next.
Here it is.
It's cold now.
It's round, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a female, isn't it?
I'm sorry, but the answer is...
The answer is...
It's a male.
Penis!
Really? Wait a minute.
It's a male.
It's a female.
Wait a minute.
It's round, isn't it?
It's a female.
It's round, isn't it?
No, it's a female.
Please.
It's round, so...
It's round, so it's a female.
Here it is.
It's a female's...
It's a female's iPhone.
I want to be able to take it off by myself.
You can take it off, can't you?
No, I can't.
You can't?
Doesn't it open neatly? Is it your favorite?
Until recently, I was working part-time at a aged woman's kebab restaurant.
What are you saying?
Until recently...
Aged woman's kebab restaurant.
You were working part-time at an aged woman's kebab restaurant.
Yes.
But I quarreled with the manager of the restaurant and quit.
You don't know, do you?
Maybe I'll work at another aged woman's kebab restaurant next time.
How much do you like aged woman's kebab restaurant?
I want to wear it there.
You can't wear it by yourself.
Well, you can wear it comfortably.
I think it will be a little long.
Then I will take it off.
OK.
No.
OK.
No.
A little more.
OK.
A little more.
You can do it, can't you?
No, this is the limit.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it's a little tight.
It's tight.
But strangely, there is no zipper anywhere.
Oh!
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, so you have to go through like this and take it off.
How to take off a one-piece that you can't take off by yourself.
Please prepare a hanger.
OK.
Put a string on the tip of the hanger and make a ring at the tip of it.
Please set this hanger on your back.
Please hang this ring.
You can hang it, can't you?
Please hang it.
Oh, good.
Let's go down as it is.
Will you go down?
Oh, it's hanging over here.
Yes!
You should be able to do it if you just pull out your face.
How is it?
Please go down.
Can you go down?
Mr. Hattori!
Hang in there!
You can do it!
Please reach out your best hand.
Hang in there!
Oh, it's broken!
It's good, it's good!
It's like I'm about to do a ski jump!
That's it! Go back!
Go for it! Go for it, Hattori!
Go! Go for it! Go back, Hattori!
Go back, Hattori! Go back, Hattori!
Yes! Yes!
It came off!
Hattori came off!
That's funny!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
What? Wait a minute!
What? Wait a minute! What did you do?
I laughed and forgot about it, but what did you do?
Do you want me to take off my beret?
Beret is like that, so I'm sorry!
Thank you for the meal! I'm sorry!
What? Wait a minute! What did you do?
I didn't think I'd see a day like this!
So, today's last person is...
Yes! The last person is...
My name is Yuri Yoshimura, and I live in Fukuoka Prefecture.
I'm a 31-year-old academic researcher.
I'm an academic researcher studying frogs at Kyushu University.
I'm currently living with my family,
but I have dozens of frogs at home so that I can observe them at any time.
Frogs are my life partners.
I have a fiance who will get married in two months.
However, he is not good at all living things.
What's more, frogs are the animals he hates the most in the world.
As a researcher, I want to raise frogs in my new home after we get married,
but he won't allow it as a male.
So, I asked the detective of "Night Scoop" who I love so much
to make him overcome his hatred of frogs.
My true intention is for him to love frogs so much that he can kiss them.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This is a great mission.
The person who loves frogs the most in the world and has become a researcher of frogs
and the person who hates frogs the most in the world
will fall in love by chance.
But he hates frogs so much.
So, how will he overcome his hatred of frogs?
He did it.
It was a little difficult, but he did it.
Here you are.
Mr. Yoshimura, who is our client,
will go to Kyushu University where he studies frogs.
Excuse me, this is "Night Scoop".
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Yoshimura.
Yes, I'm Yoshimura.
Is this a laboratory?
Yes, it is.
This is a room where frogs are kept.
Is it here?
Yes.
What are you doing now? What is this?
This is called "father frog".
Frogs that I study mainly produce secretions and they smell.
Frogs that can't be eaten by snakes are secretions.
Is that what you are looking for in your work?
Yes, it is.
Like this.
Wow, it's yellow.
It was white.
Yes, it is.
Humans smell like sweat.
Yes, they do.
It's disgusting.
What?
They're all different.
I've bought other frogs as well.
It's a wood frog.
Look at the one in "Star Wars".
Here it is.
It's a lord frog.
A lord frog.
It flew!
A lord frog flew!
I was surprised, it flew!
I'm sorry.
It flew! I thought it was a frog!
What's this?
This is my corset.
Corset?!
It's attached!
It's so realistic!
It's nice, isn't it?
It has some special skills.
It can listen back.
It can listen back?
Yes.
It can lick its tongue.
It can lick its tongue?!
Yes.
If it licks its tongue, can it understand what's going on?
Yes.
Without looking?
Yes.
Is that so?
Yes.
I don't envy it at all!
This one.
Here it is.
The answer is...
Japanese red frog.
Correct!
Can I say it?
Yes.
It's a lord frog.
Correct!
It's a lord frog.
If you tell your husband you want a new house and a new life, will he say no?
Yes, he will say no for sure.
Even if we know the air in the same room, I don't like it.
- This is your house, right? - Yes.
- Do you want me to wait for you here? - Yes.
- Hello. - You surprised me.
- I'm Takeyama. - I'm a detective.
- Do you know why? - Because I don't buy frogs.
- That's right. - Yes.
I'd like to talk to you about various things.
- She's cute, isn't she? - Well...
- Well, let's not talk about it. - Yes, let's not talk about it.
She's a cat.
- Cats are okay. - Cats are okay.
You don't fall in love with Yoshimura-san and get married.
- You'll lose your job and everything. - I've heard that animals do it.
- But I've never heard of frogs. - When did you hear about it?
- Before you proposed to her? - Well, before...
- You didn't propose to her then? - No, I didn't.
- But you still proposed to her, didn't you? - No, I didn't.
I didn't say I'd buy it at home.
But I proposed to her because I thought it wouldn't be part of my life.
- How far do you want it to go? - Can I say my wish?
- Go ahead. - I want you to kiss me.
You have no choice but to get used to it. Get used to it.
- Okay. - Let me see you do it.
She's running away.
- Wait a minute. - It's okay. There's a water tank in there.
- There's a water tank in there. - What?
- Let's sit down for now. - Just touching the water tank...
It's too close.
- It's scary. - It's really scary.
- Can you touch her head? - No, I can't.
- I can't do it myself. - What if she runs away?
- No. - She won't know.
- She won't know. She won't come to me. - No.
I think it's a little more serious than I thought.
- Let's be normal. - I want to be normal.
- You want to be normal? - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Mom, look at me.
Let's do it. Mom, from heaven...
She's looking at me like I'm her husband.
- First of all, what do you need to get used to it? - Yes.
- Skinship. - Skinship. - Yes.
She'll get used to it in one go. I'll fix it with this.
- The sound is amazing. - You don't have to worry about it.
Not yet!
Sit down! Sit down!
- You have 10 seconds. - 10 seconds?
- Yes, so you have to say "jii" for 10 seconds. - Okay.
- You can do it! You don't have any choice but to do it! Don't move! Don't move!
- One... - Don't do it!
- Two... - Don't do it!
- Three... - Don't do it!
- Four... - Don't do it!
- Five... - Don't do it!
- Nine... - Don't do it!
- Be careful! Be careful!
- Look! Look! This way! This way!
- What? The camera! The camera!
- The next one will heal you.
- It will heal me?
- Yes, because many people have overcome their weaknesses with this method.
- "Night Scoop", the traditional aneryoji goods.
- You can see and get used to it.
- Okay, let's start!
- Don't move! Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
- Okay, okay, okay! Crush it! Crush it! Crush it! Crush its legs! Crush it! Crush its legs!
- Okay, look forward! Look forward! Okay, open your eyes!
- Just knowing the air in the same room...
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- It's okay! It's okay! I'm touching it!
- We're touching it! We're touching it!
- Look! It's so close!
- If you look closely, it's cute, isn't it?
- Cute, isn't it?
- You're getting used to it, aren't you?
- It's amazing!
- Boss is climbing! Boss is climbing! Look! It looks like it loves it!
- It's climbing a lot!
- Oh, you can see it! Oh, it's crying!
- It's crying! - It's crying!
- It's scary!
- But you're getting used to it, aren't you?
- Okay, open your eyes! Okay, that's it!
It's okay, it's okay!
If you move too much, everyone will be surprised and jump.
If you make too much noise, your mouth will go in.
You're like an old man in a barn right now!
- Okay, you did your best! - I'm tired!
I'm sorry!
Your husband is doing his best for you, even if it makes you cry.
In the end, you want him to do it until you can kiss him, right?
Yes, that's my ideal.
But you're a married couple, so you have to cooperate and work hard.
This is a couple's problem.
- You want your husband to kiss you, right? - Yes.
Then you should work hard too!
Let's see if you can stand his kiss!
Mr. Ijiri Okada!
- He's fast! - I'm sorry!
Hi, I'm here again!
- Mr. Ijiri! - Yes!
- If you can't do it, - Yes!
- use your fast tongue - Yes!
- and make your wife laugh! - No!
I understand!
I'm sorry, but I can't do it!
Mr. Ijiri is doing his best!
Mr. Ijiri is using his fast tongue to get closer and closer!
Mr. Ijiri's fast tongue is going to make her lips go like this!
It's very simple!
Will he kiss a frog?
Or will she kiss you?
It's that simple!
- Mr. Ijiri, you can do it! - Yes, I understand!
- It's your job! - It's my job!
Can you protect her?
- Do your best! - Do your best as much as you can!
I can't do it as much as I can!
Let's start! Let's start with "gachinko"!
Ready, start!
- No! - It's started!
The stretcher is coming closer!
I'll take off the lid!
If you don't kiss me, Ijiri will do it first!
It's too late! Take it off!
Mr. Ijiri is coming closer!
- No! - Wait!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
It's coming closer!
- I can't do it! - It's not impossible!
Take it off!
It's too late!
- No! - It's too early!
You're a man! Go!
Go!
- I can't do it! - Go!
I took it off!
Kiss me!
I don't care if you kiss me on the back or anywhere!
Kiss me!
Look! Mr. Ijiri is doing it!
Mr. Ijiri, look!
Kiss me!
It's too late!
It's fine to touch, isn't it?
You got used to it, don't you think?
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
But you shouldn't forget!
The one who tied you up more tightly is
Mr. Ijiri, to tell you the truth!
That's right!
Thank you very much!
Can I show you my V-sign at your wedding?
(Laughing)
I'm sorry!
(Laughing)
At the last moment,
Mr. Ijiri was beaten up.
The couple fought against each other.
And they changed their appearance.
They didn't have to touch each other.
When they saw the water gun, they ran away.
They didn't have to use their hands.
It was a great show.
(Applause)
Thank you!
Thank you for coming here today.
All of you were very interesting.
At the last moment,
the weather forecast was perfect.
At the last moment,
the audience applauded.
It was the best.
This show is brought to you by your requests.
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If you came to our studio,
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See you next week!
(Applause)