AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
get you
This is the only time I can fall in love with you, kiss me harder than usual
This is the only time I can fall in love with a sharp kiss, and I kiss you harder than usual.
As a detective, Ms. Matomi Hisamoto, who solved many cases, is here!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you! Thank you for introducing me!
What kind of detective are you?
27 years ago...
Can you hear me?
Yes.
I remember this studio!
I got this job 27 years ago and I came here.
I remember sitting there and standing there.
"Hello!" said Mr. Ryutaro Kamioka.
"I'm here to find out how people change over the full moon!" said Mr. Kamioka.
"Where are you from?" I said.
Where are you from?
I'm from Hisamoto, Masamune.
"Who are you?" I said.
"Wow!" I said.
I'm about 1mm taller than you.
Thank you for coming.
Let's start with our first client.
Our first client is Ms. Yoshikazu Kajikawa, who lives in Osaka City.
She is 40 years old.
I'm growing my hair out.
Because I want to donate it.
I've been growing it out for about 6 years.
My hair is about my butt's length now.
Growing your hair out for this long
is not something you can do in this life.
Therefore,
before I cut my hair,
there is one thing I want to do.
That is,
with this long hair,
I want to make a violin bow.
What?
Are you going to donate it?
Just a part of it?
Because I have a good sister,
who is a violinist.
With my usual gratitude,
I want to give my sister
a bow I made with my own hair.
Mr. Detective,
I think it's a selfish request,
but could you cooperate with me?
Thank you in advance.
That's what it is.
That's a great request.
Before I donate it,
I want my sister,
my professional violinist's sister,
to make a bow and give it to me.
She has been taking care of me every day.
I see.
Can I really make it first?
That's right.
That's what I'm curious about.
Can I really make it first?
Can I make a sound first?
That's right, that's right.
Can I play it?
There are three stages.
Did my request really come true?
Please have a look.
Here you go.
Mr. Kajikawa, my client.
I think he'll be here soon.
His image...
Yes!
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Detective Kajikawa.
Oh, hello.
I'm Kajikawa.
Nice to meet you.
Wow!
I did my best.
You have a lot of hair, don't you?
Yes, it's heavy.
I'm so happy about it.
Then, why did you grow your hair six years ago?
It is said that the hair is provided to the facilities of cancer patients' children as partial haircuts.
So, the cancer patients' hair is removed.
Yes, that's right.
So you grew your hair six years ago for them.
Yes, I did.
You are so kind.
If there is a God I know, there is also a God I hate.
What are you talking about?
Can you grow your hair?
Can you tell me where you grow your hair?
Yes, please.
I have to ask you.
Are you making a violin?
Yes, I am.
Excuse me.
I'm a detective artist, Ishida Tomohashi.
Excuse me.
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
I'd like to ask you about the violin.
Sure.
You grew your hair six years ago.
Yes.
Can you make a violin bow with your hair?
A bow?
Yes, you can.
I'd like to give you a present.
Thank you.
Can you show me your violin bow?
What is this?
This is a horse's tail.
How is it from a horse's tail?
The low part is...
It's very strong and thick.
It has a nylon-like needle.
Wait a minute. It's terrible. It's thin.
No matter how you look at it...
The length is good.
From an amateur's point of view, there's a lot to ask for.
Even if you make a bow...
If you don't get used to it...
It doesn't make sense.
That's right.
Shall we try it with a violin?
Can you play it like this?
One, two...
A horse's tail.
- You're so delicate. - No, I'm not. I feel like I'm losing water.
I have a lot of branches and no moisture.
- The needle is different and it's slippery. - It's different.
- Where do you usually... - How do you treat it?
- You've never done it on a human, have you? - It's my first time.
- Is that so? - Even if you ask for advice...
- You can't say it's cool, can you? - I can't say it's cool.
- You look good. - Oh, you're late.
- Are you going? - Excuse me.
- Yes? - In the show "Knights Club"...
- Yes? - You use this long hair of yours...
- Yes? - And make it into a violin bow.
- Yes. - How's the quality of it?
- Well... It's pretty rough. - Is it damaged?
- It's pretty damaged, yes. - Have you ever treated it...
- Your hair's quality is so good. - Yes, it is.
- What's this? - This is also a nourishing agent.
- You put it in your hair. - I can't get it out.
- This machine... - The smoke comes out of it.
- The smoke... - Yes, the mist comes out of it.
- Oh, it's coming out! - It improves the penetration of the treatment.
It's becoming very shiny.
Finally, this is the main part of the violin, which is the bow.
How do you cut it?
With this 80mm tube...
Wow, it's really close!
You can't use it all, because if it's short, it will be removed.
I'm going to cut it to the bottom of the tube.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - The bow of the violin.
Now, please...
I'd like you to cut it from the root as much as possible.
- That's right. - I'm sorry.
Just a little more...
It's cut.
- Tighten it up. - Yes, please.
- It's good, isn't it? - It's okay, isn't it?
- Let's hurry up and go to the battle. - Let's go.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry. Thank you very much. - I'm sorry.
I'm back.
- It's totally different, isn't it? - It's totally different, isn't it?
- After a thorough treatment... - Yes.
- I was able to get rid of it. - It's kind of gross, isn't it?
- This is it. - I don't know until I try it.
- Isn't it enough? - Isn't it enough?
- No, it's a little...
- There are various spare parts. - Yes, spare parts...
- Is this one the selected one? - This is the middle one.
- Which part is it? - This one.
- This is it. - This is the middle one.
- Including the spare parts... - Spare parts?
- Two of them? - Two of them...
- Yes. - I'll try it.
- It's been a while since the battle started. - That's right.
- We haven't made it with human hair yet. - Let's start with this part.
- Is it enough to pull it out like this?
- Yes.
Set up the main body of the turtle.
What is it?
Let's go.
It's done, isn't it?
This is done, isn't it?
It's done.
That's amazing.
Mr. Kajikawa's hair.
It's changed from my hair to here.
The problem is whether this will work or not.
If it doesn't work, there's no point in giving it away.
We've used a lot of detective's human veins.
We'd like you to ring this bell.
Please come in.
Good evening.
Good morning.
I made this for you. It's a bow.
No one can ring it yet.
I'm sorry.
It's too early for that.
Will the bow made with Mr. Kajikawa's hair really work?
It's amazing!
It's done!
You're a genius!
Is it different from your usual bow made with Mr. Kajikawa's hair?
It hasn't changed much.
I'm not sure if it's too early for that.
It's fitting.
This is it.
Wow!
Yay!
Great!
Yay!
You've changed!
I have.
So, the present is OK, right?
You can do it, right?
I can do it.
Hello, miss.
Anna?
I'd like you to come to the place I'm going to tell you now.
I'm surprised.
Are you really surprised?
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
What?
Wow!
I have a present for you.
I'm going to make a violin bow out of your hair that you've grown for six years.
What?
Can you do that?
It's done.
It's done?
Here it is.
Wow!
It's gross!
It's done.
I asked Erica about it and she said yes.
She said yes.
It's amazing.
Please play one or two songs.
Yes.
Please.
Thank you very much.
Since Erica said it,
you two...
Yes.
Is it OK?
It doesn't matter.
Please, please, please.
You should try it.
A violinist playing a bow out of someone's hair.
Right?
That's right.
Then,
please play it.
(Music)
This is great!
It's done! It's done!
It's a little cold, but it's done!
Wow! Wow!
Right?
It's done!
We were able to play it!
It's not bad at all!
That's right! That's right!
Erikan, it was actually like that, wasn't it?
Yes!
It didn't change much, didn't it?
It didn't bounce properly or get caught at all...
Well, it did get caught a little, but...
Yes, yes...
It didn't feel so strange...
Well, we're arranging the rest of the hair for donations and putting it in bundles and putting it out, but...
Maybe if you look at this, a long-haired violinist wants to make it himself...
Ah, I see!
You know what I mean?
And if you say, "Bato-san, what if this is a hatch machine?"
I say, "No, it's fine," and I'm serious about it.
It's really hard, isn't it?
It's that hard...
Now, let's move on to the popular request.
Yes! The next person is a 29-year-old wife of Honda Ayako who lives in Tokyo.
Yes!
I'm a newlywed who just moved in on January 11th.
Congratulations!
At this time, I have a request for an excellent detective who has solved many difficult questions.
Yes!
It's about my husband's hair when he was 37 years old.
Hair again?
What is it?
The top is thin and curly, and yet it is long and flutters in the wind.
I call myself "the fallen warrior with flutters in the wind".
Terrible. Too terrible.
It seems that my husband has regrets about himself when he was in high school,
but now his appearance is so unfortunate that it cannot be compared with that time.
No matter how many times I say that it is better to have my hair the way it is now,
he does not listen to me at all.
Could you please convince your husband, who has regrets about himself,
to admit that he is bald and to have his hair the way it is now?
If you can, I would like you to come to the detective who understands your husband's feelings.
Thank you very much.
Well, I am bald, but today I am a representative.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I am a representative of those who are bald and those who are not here today.
Detective Takeyama is suffering from influenza.
That's right.
He is suffering from it.
I cannot come today, so I would like to give you a little explanation in his place.
Please do.
In June, he is holding a wedding ceremony.
Oh, I see.
And he says that he wants to shoot a wedding video without touching his hair at all.
Oh, I see.
It seems that the truth is still hidden from his husband, so is it okay?
Well, I am worried about him,
but in his absence, the detective who understands his husband's feelings says...
Please watch the video.
There is only Detective Takeyama.
Yes?
Oh, I am sorry.
I am a night scope.
Oh, I am sorry. Thank you very much.
Are you a wife and a mother?
Yes, I am.
Which one are you?
I am a mother.
Oh, you are a wife and a mother.
I read your letter and I think you know what it is about.
Yes, I do.
You look up when you read it, don't you?
No, I don't.
I just read it.
You just read it, didn't you?
To be honest, I don't think I am bald.
You look surprised.
I don't think I am bald.
I just have thin hair.
I don't think I am bald.
To be honest, I don't want you to admit that you have thin hair.
Yes, I don't.
If someone who just met you says you have thin hair...
I am sorry.
It is such a delicate problem.
For example, you are sitting in a chair on a train.
And you are tired.
And you lean back like this.
Can you feel this coldness that you have never felt before?
She is laughing.
You can't laugh like that.
No, I am not.
You have a strict family.
You two are laughing.
There is no one in my family who is bald.
I don't know.
I have a feeling that only people who are bald know.
That's right.
So it's your first time.
Yes.
So you shouldn't say it.
I'm sorry.
Does your husband tell you directly?
My husband is getting strict.
I want him to have a hairstyle like Japanese modern people.
That's terrible.
It's like this.
It's straight from the front.
The wind blows like this.
Mom!
I think it would be better if he cut it properly.
I know how you feel.
As a husband, it's a pass.
Yes.
Everyone is tired of their wives.
Why are you crying?
I want to do something for you.
I know.
Hello.
Welcome back.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry for barging in.
Not at all.
Are you older than your husband?
Yes, I am.
Are you older than him?
How long have you been married?
A little over a year.
Did you want to marry him when you first met him?
It wasn't like that when we first met.
But we've been together for a long time.
I've always wanted to be with him.
On the contrary, I thought I shouldn't live without him.
Wow!
On the contrary.
Wow!
Do you talk about a lot of things with each other?
Yes, we talk about a lot of things.
I'm also married.
For your wife, you can trust her the most, right?
I'd like to talk to your wife.
Can I take off my headphones for a moment?
Yes, of course.
I know what you two really want.
I think you two have a lot in common.
Yes, we do.
But I don't think you two have anything in common with each other.
That's about it.
I think it's best for you to tell me the truth for the first time.
I think that's the best way.
I'm not interviewing you, but I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Are you happy now?
Yes, I'm happy.
Do you have any personal worries?
It doesn't have to do with your marriage, but do you have any worries?
I don't have any worries in particular, but I'm worried about my health.
What's wrong with you?
I have a straight neck.
Straight neck?
I can't even straighten my back.
Oh, I see.
That's why I often go to a plastic surgeon.
Also, my eyes aren't good.
Your eyes?
Yes, my eyes.
How bad are they?
My right eye isn't good at all.
I can't even read with my right eye.
Oh, you can't even see with your right eye?
Also, I've been drinking a lot of marzini lately.
I'm a man, so I don't know much about women.
But I'm jealous of all the women in the world.
I'm sure you are.
Also, I don't have any confidence in my appearance.
Your appearance?
Yes.
You don't have confidence in your appearance?
No, I don't.
I'm short, too.
That's normal for you.
I know, right?
But I'm more and more worried about my weight.
Are you fat?
Yes, I am.
But you're skinny.
No, I'm not.
I have a lot of meat.
Can I sit down?
Yes.
But you're still fine.
I've only had two lunches lately.
What?
I asked you if you have any insecurities.
Do you know what I'm most worried about?
Your husband.
Your hair?
No.
Your weight.
My weight...
And your height.
And you have long eyelashes.
That's all.
What's in your head?
I said everything from top to bottom.
Can you say you don't have much trouble with your hair?
On the one hand, yes.
And on the other hand... I'm not sure.
Which one is it?
Are you going to do it or not? If you're going to do it, I'll step in.
Step in, please.
I'm going to confirm it right away.
Shall we go?
Hello. I'm sorry for bothering you.
I've heard a lot about your problems.
But I have a real problem.
Really? Is it something else?
Yes. What do you think it is?
My husband and I have something in common.
Something in common?
Yes.
I don't know.
You don't know.
I'm sorry. As far as I can see, it's natural for you to have something in common, but you've been doing it for a long time, and I'm sure you'll do it again in the future.
You've said it once in a while, but you didn't admit it, right?
That's right. I didn't admit it until I realized it.
You knew it in yourself.
A little.
Would you like to admit it now?
Would you like me to admit it?
You should admit it and look cooler.
I admit it.
Thank you very much.
Because you said it like a peeping toe.
I think your hairstyle will be cooler because you have this much hair.
That's what you and your mother are thinking about.
I'm wondering if you like it.
I see.
Yes.
If you change it for me...
You want me to change it for you?
Mother...
This...
Mother was also worried about this.
Mother...
I see.
Certainly young.
But your face is cool.
The basics are cool.
That's why if you think about hair, you'll be cooler.
I've come this far, so I'll say it clearly.
It's not this.
I've been thinking about it all the time.
Excuse me. Hello.
I'd like to talk to you about something.
It depends on the hair quality, but I think it's better to have a relatively short hairstyle.
I think it's better to have a short hairstyle like this.
What do you think of it?
Well...
That's all for today's video. Thank you for watching.
Here you go.
Wow!
It's good!
It's really good!
It's cool!
It's totally good!
It's really good!
I loved it until now, but I fixed it.
It's quite rare for a wife to cut her hair like this.
I just cut my hair.
I've never been told that after I cut my hair.
Here you go.
Oh, I see.
How do you like it?
I feel like I'm in England.
You said it yourself.
You have more eyes now, don't you?
Yes.
I was curious about it.
Wow, it's really good.
Isn't it great?
It was really good.
It was actually quite popular at work.
I heard you were glad you cut it.
You look good.
Before I cut it, I heard about the hairstyle you wanted.
I wanted to make it like Daigo's hairstyle.
Like Daigo's hairstyle?
I stopped all of that.
But it's nice.
But looking at the video, your wife and mother are messing with you quite a bit.
If you hadn't married that family, you might have been able to get used to it more naturally.
It's hard to be honest in an environment like that.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Matsutani Ayaka, 30 years old, who lives in Ise City, Mie Prefecture.
I have a five-year-old son who will graduate in March.
Just before entering elementary school, my son and I have been planning for a few days.
It's called "New Year's Eve".
Only five and six-year-olds can go to a convenience store and buy whatever they like.
They can also take the train and go somewhere.
It's a big adventure.
Of course, as a parent, I can't allow such a plan only for kindergarteners.
However, since elementary school will be disbanded,
although it's called "New Year's Eve", it also feels like a graduation trip.
Above all, as parents, we want to realize what we have been thinking about with all our might for the rest of our lives.
So, detectives, could you please watch over us so that we can safely go on a "New Year's Eve" trip only for kindergarteners?
By the way, there are seven of us in total.
That's cute!
I'd like you to show us your fingers.
That's right. We'll show you "New Year's Eve".
The concept of "New Year's Eve" is a little different,
but it's like a graduation trip.
It's like we're going on a little trip.
As for us, we'll just watch over you.
We'll watch over you from a little distance.
If you need a little help, we'll rely on you.
It's a "New Year's Eve" trip only for children.
Of course, we've never taken the train alone,
and we've never gone out alone either.
There are seven of us in total,
so I think it will be a little crazy "New Year's Eve" trip.
So, I'm going to set off.
Please watch over me.
The principal's children want to do something.
The parents don't come. They want to do something special only for the children.
I think it will be a "New Year's Eve" trip.
But, only for the children.
We have nothing to worry about.
Let's go and see the children.
Good morning!
Is there a leader?
Shota-kun!
Leader! Leader! Leader!
There are two of you.
No, there are three of you.
There are three of you?
You have a special team.
I heard you are going to have a "New Year's Eve" trip.
We are going to Ame-no-harukas.
You are all going to Ame-no-harukas.
If you want to go, say it out loud!
We want to go!
I made a mistake in how to confirm it.
New Year's Eve
Have a good trip!
Be careful!
Have a good trip!
From the old days to the new generation.
We are in a convenience store.
Let's check what we bought here.
Let's gather here.
What did you buy?
Let me see what you bought.
Ryota bought two pieces of Uranaikko gum.
Yuma bought one piece of Uranaikko gum.
Koto-chan bought one piece of Uranaikko gum.
Almost all of them are Uranaikko gum.
Gum?
I'm sorry for stopping you suddenly.
From now on, it's a trip for everyone only.
Have a good trip!
Be careful!
Which one is number three?
Number four!
Number five!
Number six!
You are great.
You are walking well in a row.
I'd like to go back here.
First of all, I'd like to go to the first high- rise building.
I'm sorry.
I'd like to go to Abenoharunatsu.
Which one should we buy?
It depends on how you ask.
It's over there.
It's a ride over there.
Anyway, this is it.
Eight, four, nine.
Number one.
Number seven!
What does "number five" mean?
"Number seven" seems to be the opposite of where we are now.
It's pretty fast.
Hey!
The train is behind you!
They found number seven!
Everyone, find number seven and move!
Are you okay?
I managed to get on the train.
I managed to get on the special express number seven train.
It is now eight fifty-eight.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Number...
Alright!
Oh...
It's open.
Okay!
One, two...
Alright!
Three, four, five, six, seven!
Eto Rose.
Can you get off?
Are you okay?
Where is he going?
That's right!
I want it!
Are you going to buy it?
I'll buy it!
He went back to the convenience store again!
He went back to Osaka.
Seven people!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!
He went back to Osaka now!
Are you going there?
Yes!
Let's go!
Are you really going?
Lawson, let's go!
He went back to the convenience store again!
Oh, no!
All the convenience stores in my eyes go back to the convenience store automatically!
Lawson was the most interesting one!
It was fun!
He went back to the convenience store.
Where is Abe's Haruka?
Are you going to walk there?
It's pretty far.
Huh?
It's hard to walk there.
Let's go straight and turn right for now.
Alright! Let's go!
Where are you going?
Over there!
Can you look at me?
Are you kidding me?
They're going to every convenience store.
It's like a journey around convenience stores.
It may seem like a one-stop trip,
but for them, it's like a temple visit.
They're about to complete their temple visit.
I'm tired.
They may not have noticed it yet, but look!
In front of you stands the rain.
When you notice it, you get tired and excited.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to poop.
It's been a while since we had an incident like this.
They're pooping.
Are you taking a picture?
It's not poop.
It's a dog pooping.
Why do you make your mom poop?
It's been one of the biggest incidents so far.
Where's that harukashi?
There it is!
I can see Abelharukashi!
Let's go back to JR station.
Is it okay to go to JR station?
It's okay!
Abelharukashi is over there.
Let's get off and go to the river.
Let's go this way and get off.
But we can't get off this one.
We can't get off here.
The lane is different!
Abelharukashi!
Let's go!
Takamichi Oriyama!
Abelharukashi!
Is it really okay to go to JR station?
Ask him!
I will.
Ask him!
You're persistent!
You!
Shut up!
There's no point in doing this! Get out of my way!
You said you wanted to go to Osaka because of the rain, didn't you?
I made fun of Harukas and got in a little trouble with my way of life.
I know! You said you wanted to go to Osaka because of the rain, didn't you?
Get out of my way!
You too!
What are you doing over there?
I'm begging you...
You did it!
You said you wanted to go!
I don't... need... you... anymore!
[Knocking]
Are you coming?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up? Everybody, gather!
[Growling]
Gather!
Ryota... Ryota, what do you want to do?
I don't want to go to the park! I don't want to go!
Chota doesn't want to go either, right?
He wants to go, right?
Chota wants to go too, right?
And Ryota wants to go, right?
That's why we both want to go!
Let's go, everyone.
Koto-chan, what are you going to do?
Are you going? Are you going with everyone?
Ryota-kun and Shota-kun, make up.
Yes.
Yes, make up.
Let's go.
Let's go together.
OK?
Are you OK?
OK.
Let's go, everyone.
A little more.
I'm glad.
I was worried about what would happen.
Look, everyone!
Look!
That's the size of a handkerchief!
It's big! It's big!
We're almost there! Go!
We're here!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
I'm happy.
Osaka is amazing!
You guys have a nice face.
You guys.
It feels good to take off socks and so on.
Smile!
How was everyone's New Year's party?
OK!
How about you, Ryota?
OK!
How about you, Shota?
OK!
What are you going to do?
Let's go home.
No, let's go home.
Go home?
Yes.
I see.
OK, let's go home.
Yes!
It was a great adventure for us to celebrate New Year's party.
It was a great adventure for us.
At the last station, Iseishi Station, mothers came to pick us up.
The first thing I showed them was a picture of a poop.
It's not a poop, it's a party!
It was a good New Year's party. Thank you.
Thank you for the meal!
Now, we have an announcement for you, Mr. Hisamoto.
Today's lecture, Mr. Masami Hisamoto will be presenting "Wahaha Headquarters Presents" and "Wahaha Headquarters Entire Performance Last 2" and "New Hope"
What will it be about?
It's been three years since "Wahaha Headquarters" came back and of course we all participated in it.
There's laughter, there's dancing, there's performance. It's really moving and everyone loves it.
There's a lot of people participating so everyone, please come and have fun! We're waiting for you!
We're waiting for you! Thank you!
Please come and see it!
Now, we've answered three of your requests. How was it?
It was fun! The last year and the first year again. It was a great experience for me.
The experience of going so far and the experience of human relationships. It was so cute and I felt like a woman.
I'm starting to feel like a woman.
Stop it! Stop it right now!
I can't stop it!
It was really fun! Thank you!
Thank you for coming and having fun!
Now, this show is...
Now, this show is brought to you by your requests!
For those of you who chose our request, we'll send you this detective notebook!
For those of you who came to my studio to have fun, we'll send you this special clear file!
Let's meet again next week! I think the station will come back next week!
Yes!
Okay, goodbye!
Goodbye!
I was so nervous at the station manager's desk!