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...And unlock the secret room that's only open on weekends
Catch you keep dancing the seek Catch you keep dancing the seek Catch you keep dancing the seek Catch you keep dancing the seek...And I keep dancing with my cheek and I catch you...
...And I can only fall in love with you. ...And I can only fall in love with you. Nwhen you kiss me harder than usual
This is the year I became the director of Detective Night Scoop, which takes a sharp knife into the complicated modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
And today, Mascarerical, our detective bureau will dispatch the right and talented detectives to pursue the truth, based on requests from everyone watching TV!
And today's advisor is Professor Kida Tarado, the top advisor of our detective bureau!
Now, let me give you today's request.
Yes, the first person is Ms. Sotani Atsuko, who lives in Daito-shi, and she is 31 years old. This is a request from a public servant.
Hello, Director Nishida, Secretary Matsuo, and detectives.
Hello.
I would like you to investigate something immediately.
Yes.
I would like you to investigate my husband's real birthday.
It is said that his birthday is January 2nd, but when he was a child, his mother said that his father changed his birthday to January 2nd.
What!?
At the time, his husband was concerned about it, but he only heard half of it.
And this year, his mother passed away, and when he was organizing his belongings, he found his mother's notebook.
In it, there is a page called "mother-in-law's article", and it is written that she clearly adjusted her date of birth.
However, in order to erase it blackly, you cannot read the date of birth.
After all, my husband was different.
What was the feeling of being one in one with fortune- telling until now?
That's right.
I am shocked again.
If that's the case, I really want to know his real birthday!
Please, excellent detective, lend me your power!
No, no, that's already...
Yes, and so...
When he was a child, his mother said it briefly, but even at that time, he was still a child and was half- hearted.
Yes, yes.
And so, he spent his life like that, and this year, his mother passed away, and when I looked at the date of birth, it was clearly adjusted.
And so, I wanted to rethink my feelings, and I searched for it and came here.
Now, did you find his real birthday?
Did you find it? Please.
So, this time, your request is...
I don't know my husband's birthday.
It's about 30 years ago now, but my father said, "Actually, your birthday is different from January 2."
I feel like I was born just before Christmas.
This year's New Year's Eve, my husband's mother passed away, and from his belongings, I found my husband's pocketbook.
This is it, isn't it? The one you put it in carefully.
You erased it in a complicated way.
You erased it completely.
On top of it, you refuted Mr. Tamada.
I don't know what it is.
It says '38, but it's '37.
It says '38 because it's January, but it's originally '37.
There's a gift certificate in it.
I've never seen a gift certificate that you throw away.
You only put in a gift certificate when you borrow money, don't you?
I've never celebrated my birthday.
It's a feast, isn't it? It's New Year's food.
It's a waste of money to walk around.
The more I hear about it, the more I feel the conspiracy of my parents.
What has changed since you were born on a different day?
Until now, I thought I was a rabbit, but now I'm a tiger.
If I had a little more opportunity, I would have done fortune-telling.
If it's a different birthday, will the results change?
What about your father now?
My father and I are divorced and we've been living in seclusion since then.
So you can't talk to your father now.
I don't know the name of the hospital.
Don't you know the name of the hospital?
I don't know.
What about your brother?
I don't know much about it.
Can I make a phone call?
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kenji Tamura, a detective at Night Scoop.
About 30 years ago, it is said that your birthday is not January 2nd.
What?
I'm sorry.
It is said so.
So your brother had a rabbit dossier, didn't he?
I think so.
But I think your brother will be a tiger from now on.
I called you because I thought you might know a little about it, but it's the first time you've heard of it.
I'm sorry for being useless.
Not at all.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
That's right.
We don't know what it looks like.
So we're working on it now.
I'm an image specialist.
This is Visual Arts Special School, which is always helpful at Night Scoop.
There is an image specialist here who is good at computers.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you again.
I'm a visual arts specialist.
Nice to meet you.
Let's say I'm an image specialist.
I'm an image specialist.
This is it.
It's a big deal.
I think it's been modified.
I want to know what it looks like and what's under it.
I see.
I'll do my best.
I see.
It's like this.
I'll make it brighter and darker.
Even where the pressure is strong...
Wow, it looks like you can't see it, but you can't see it.
Let's compare it with a doctor's prescription.
For example, there is a prescription written by Mr. Tamada.
So maybe Nana stepped on the bowl.
Wow, Nana is saying it.
Nana is heading for it.
I think it's a little bigger.
I think it's a little bigger, so I'll make it bigger.
I think the angle is about this.
I'll put this with Nana...
It's perfect!
Wow!
How about an expert?
Visually...
I don't think so.
Mr. Tamada, it's confirmed until 1937.
It's a tiger year.
There's no mistake.
Next, I think this is 12...
There's exactly 12 here.
I'll put it here.
It's piled up.
I'll make it thinner.
Wow!
Wow! You got used to it.
Can I write until December of this year?
I don't think I can write it.
Can you tell me a little about your daily life?
Well, if you combine it with these "ni" letters...
Yes, yes.
"Ni" again.
"Ni" on the left, too.
Are you a newspaper writer?
Yes, yes.
Wow!
Wow! It's melted!
I combine them one by one.
I think I can write it like this.
I'm sorry, but I can't write it like this.
I can't write it fast.
That's right.
In other words, you combined these convenient numbers.
Is there anything you can write like this?
Well, if it's more than this...
You can't do it here?
I can't do it here.
If you use infrared rays and other wavelengths that are different from each other,
you may find out the difference in ink.
If you look for it and do it, you may find out more.
You may find out the truth.
That's right.
It's December 22nd, 1937.
Let's have a scientist tell us.
Yes.
Well, nine people have come to Kyoto Zoukei Arts University.
Here you can find out more about it.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a detective at Detective Night Scoop.
My name is Kenji Tamura.
What letters are hidden under this?
Oh, you've written them down.
That's right.
This is ink.
If you talk about ink, it's pretty...
There's an easy way to do it.
Is ink better?
Is it called optical special shooting?
If you do that and emphasize that part, you can see it.
Is there a possibility?
That's right.
It came out!
Wow!
There's no mistake about the number 12.
It's this one. The hinge.
This is number 2.
It's number 2.
It's completely number 2.
It's coming out here, too.
This is the standard.
It's coming in diagonally like this.
You can see the line here.
I think there's only one or two.
Can I try some more?
Yes, please.
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow!
A microscope! A microscope!
Wow!
You said "wow" just now.
It's like "what the hell is this?"
What the hell is this?
I painted it twice.
Twice?!
If you look at it like this, you can see it.
I painted it with blue ink and black ink in two different ways.
But you said "oh no, it's going to be exposed," so you painted it again?!
If you look at it like this, you can see a line with a little yellowish light.
Yes, yes, yes.
After all, it's like this here.
Sensei, this is a reverse line, isn't it?
It's a reverse line.
This is up, right?
That's right.
This is up, so does this yellow thing turn like this?
Does this turn?
It turns.
As for the line, this is the only one.
Yes, yes.
This is the base and this is a little bent up, so it turns.
It's good, isn't it?
And like your mother said, I think you were born just before Christmas.
Can I give you a confirmation that matches your testimony?
Yes, ma'am.
Your husband's birthday is December 22nd, 5 a.m.
Would you like to go fortune-telling for your new birthday now?
Oh, I'm a little scared, but I'd like to do it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Here it is.
It's said that the lower it is, the more it hits.
It's said that it's a ball-shaped blade.
Ms. Matsuko.
Hello.
I'm Ms. Matsuko.
It's said that the lower it is, the more it hits.
No, but it's my first fortune-telling for my real birthday.
You're basically a selfish woman.
It's hard for a wife who marries someone like you.
And you'll die of illness from your neck to your eyes.
What?
That's how it is.
It's my first time.
I'm so excited.
Can I say which one is better?
Yes, you can.
If you compare which one is better and which one is worse, I'd say your real birthday is worse.
Worse?
You're selfish and selfish, aren't you?
I'm glad you said that.
I know your real birthday.
It's said that you're a little unlucky.
What?
That's terrible.
I'm sad.
I understand that, but your previous birthday was luckier.
I didn't know that.
The constellation is different from December 22nd to January 19th.
The constellation doesn't change.
I hope you understand the constellation fortune- telling so far.
Let's go with the constellation fortune-telling.
The constellation doesn't change.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Yuya Ito, 35 years old, self-employed.
I'm a hairdresser.
Actually, I'd like you to do me a favor.
The customer is Nitta, a young man who goes to Kyoto University University.
For 24 years, Nitta hasn't been around.
Whenever I ask her what kind of hairstyle she wants,
she always says, 'Make it a fashionable hairstyle that she can do.'
There, I've done hair styles for celebrities,
and studied Japanese art that makes women happy,
but I haven't been able to meet Nitta's request for a girlfriend.
With all my efforts,
I've come up with a way with which I can rely on.
It is to use a flower of a plant called 'fujibakama',
which Japanese people have been familiar with as one of the seven autumn plants.
The flower of 'fujibakama' has a nice scent that makes you feel sleepy,
but in fact, it is said that a butterfly's nest,
which is gathered in the flower's scent,
produces motel pheromones and attracts a lot of females.
If it is a flower of 'fujibakama' with such amazing power,
and if you use the scent extracted from it,
even human women will be attracted to it.
I think it has the effect of attracting women.
Could you cooperate with us so that we can respond to your desire of becoming popular?
That is a difficult request.
Actually, for the sake of our client Ito-san and Nitta-kun,
when we were cutting his hair, our client Ito-san played the role of a woman,
and we practiced talking with Nitta-kun.
To get him used to it, we practiced talking with him.
But we still can't do many things for him.
So we came up with 'fujibakama' for Nitta-kun.
'Motegusuri'
Can Nitta-kun do it?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Please.
Today's client is managed by a beauty salon.
Hello, this is Detective Naito's School.
Hello.
Mr. Ito?
Yes.
You are very interested in Nitta-kun, aren't you, Mr. Ito?
Yes, she is a very cute girl with a very good personality and I can't hate her.
She said that she came from the mountains of Wakayama Prefecture.
She is very simple and pure.
She is a little shy with girls.
When she says "let's go!", she gets nervous and can't say it.
She is a little shy and can't say what she wants to say.
She is a very good young man and I want to support her.
It's only been a few minutes since you met Mr. Ito.
When it comes to Nitta-kun, he talks a lot.
That's right.
He talks a lot.
He is a very good boy and when you see him, you will know that he is a young man.
Mr. Ito, you love Nitta-kun very much.
Yes, I love her very much.
Mr. Ito, you have a flower called "fujibakama" which grows in Ohara.
Can people go there?
Yes, you can.
You are very confident about it.
Have you researched about it scientifically?
I haven't researched about it scientifically, but I bought some flowers for it.
"fujibakama" flowers?
Yes.
When you see it, you will be surprised and fall in love with it.
That's right.
Oh!
Nitta-kun!
It's you, Nitta-kun!
Hello.
You're a good guy!
You're probably a good guy!
You're a college student.
What do you do?
I study science.
You study science?
Yes.
Ito-san, you're in love with Nitta-kun.
She does it a lot for me.
I can feel it in you.
Do you talk to women?
No, I can't.
You can't?
No, I can't.
What do you think of Fujibakama?
I've heard a lot about him.
What did you think of Fujibakama?
I've heard a lot about him.
I think it will work.
Do you believe in him?
You two have a great relationship.
He knows a lot about science, but he doesn't believe in Fujibakama.
I think so.
I think it will work.
Fujibakama
Nitta-kun!
It's Nitta-kun!
It's Fujibakama!
This is Fujibakama!
It's a beautiful flower.
It is.
A butterfly is coming!
It's really flying.
Look!
This is Nitta-kun!
This is Nitta-kun and this is a woman.
Just imagining it makes me excited.
That butterfly is a male.
Do you forget it?
She sucks honey and that male becomes popular.
That was different.
Wow!
What is it? Lavender?
You compared flowers with flowers.
Soft, gentle, sweet scent.
Yes.
Hello.
I have a request from young people.
What is it?
I want to make perfume out of flowers and put it on me.
I see.
If you do that...
I think I will be popular.
If you say so...
You are like brothers.
We have brought it for you today.
Is it okay?
We have brought it for you.
This is normal.
Thank you.
If you find it useful, we will be happy, too.
That's right.
We have brought it for you.
Thank you.
We have brought a lot of it.
That's wonderful.
Fujibahama
"Fujibahama" perfume.
Yes.
It's complete.
I can't say anything about this color.
It's like you scooped up a puddle of water.
It's sweet.
Sweet.
It's sweet.
Did you see it?
I saw it.
How is it?
It's very cute.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Do you have a little bit of your free time?
It's all over now.
With men.
Yes.
Would you like a cup of tea?
Thank you.
It's like that.
Yes.
OK.
Do you have it?
OK.
Do you have it?
That's right.
Do you have it?
We would like to conduct an experiment with "Fujibahama".
We will monitor it in that room.
We can hear our voices in the earphones.
We will get advice from Mr. Ito.
Mr. Ito has a nice face.
Yes, I'm excited.
Are you excited?
Yes.
It's water.
He says it's water, but he is applying it directly.
It's wet.
OK, I'll do my best.
She is...
Oh, she's here.
Nitta-kun.
Hello.
I'm nervous.
Who is it?
I'm Nitta.
I'm Asumitani.
Your self-introduction is a little stiff.
You don't seem to be able to smell it.
Maybe you should shake your arms like this.
If you can hear me, scratch your head.
Scratch my head?
I don't know what you're saying.
What am I supposed to say?
Nitta-kun.
You don't have to answer me.
I'm nervous.
What should I do?
Nitta-kun.
Don't blow it.
Nitta-kun.
Please come to my room.
Please.
Come in and close the door.
Let's do it again.
It's like you're boxing for the second time.
Can you do it for the next round?
I can do it.
I prepared this to make you smell better.
What is it?
It's a perfume.
I'm particular about my glasses.
Let's show her and put it on her.
Will trainer Ito's strategy work or not?
Aren't you hot?
Right now?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I always carry it with me.
Put it on the table.
I can't smell it.
How is she doing?
She has become more like a maiden than before.
It's strange. I think so, too.
After all, her face is getting heavier.
No, it's not.
I'm particular about glasses.
Glasses strategy?
She's got glasses!
Closer! Closer!
This is really good.
Let's make her wear it.
Shall I try it on?
She's wearing it!
Now she's wearing it.
She's wearing it with glasses.
She's wearing it! Closer! Closer!
She noticed it!
Can you see it?
Her nose is moving.
Look!
Her nose is twitching.
She's feeling it.
She's trying to force it.
It's a good strategy.
I made it.
Fuji Bakamanex.
Thank you for waiting.
She's laughing.
It's in the back of the store.
It's like "Here you go."
It smells really good.
It's good.
Can you smell it?
It's good.
Keep it down.
How is it?
Go!
What does she say?
It smells good.
It's good, isn't it?
It smells good.
Your smile.
Your cheeks are red.
It's fun to play the piano.
It's fun for me to play the guitar, too.
It's in my world.
You two look like a couple.
That's right.
How about playing the piano together next time?
Play the piano together?
Let's do it in our own world.
She's attacking him.
I'm not giving you any instructions.
Let's do it in our own world.
No, I want you to go out with me.
Is it a confession?
Should I say it?
He's not confident now.
That's right.
When we met this morning, Nitta said "Should I say it?"
But I'm sure she hasn't said it yet.
It's sudden.
Yes.
Is there anyone you're dating now?
Someone I'm dating?
Yes.
No, I don't.
If you don't mind...
Would you like to go out with me?
Ouch!
What?
All of a sudden...
But you're smiling. You're smiling. You're smiling.
It's our first meeting...
I'm sorry.
But if you don't mind...
Would you like to go out for dinner with your friends?
Sure.
Really?
Thank you.
What's the reason for this and Fujiwara?
It was easy for me to talk.
Oh, it was easy for you to talk.
Anything else?
This flower decoration.
Oh, flower decoration.
I was actually applying perfume made from that flower.
I thought it was nice.
You don't think she's lovely, do you?
Would you like to use her as a fashion item?
As a fashion item...
I don't think it's enough for me.
Not enough.
See?
I'm going to use the word "flower" that I'm confident in.
I didn't go all the way to go out with you, but...
Would you like to go out for dinner with me?
That was your dream, wasn't it?
That's right.
I'm confident that I can talk with girls.
Also, Nitta and I had a lot of things going on between us.
First of all, I didn't order a drink at a cafe.
That's right.
I usually order a drink at a cafe.
The last one is a request from Yoshie Kawahito, who lives in Tokyo and runs a restaurant.
I've been a boat race fan for more than ten years, but I was a big fan of Shunji Kato of Saitama.
I love his personality and way of racing, and I went to 24 places all over the country to cheer for him.
But Shunji Kato suddenly retired in May of this year.
Shunji Kato himself said that he had regrets about what he wanted to do a little more, and he can't accept it because he retired too early.
Even now that I'm writing this, I'm lonely and frustrated and I can't stop crying.
I can't get out of the feeling of "whatever happens now".
I also thought about quitting the shop that I've been running for 15 years, but I'm still running it.
So I'd like you, detective, to ask Shunji Kato himself why he retired.
If it comes true, I think you'll be able to move forward a little more accepting the reality of retirement.
Thank you very much.
He's the only gambler.
I like a little different gambling, but it's serious, isn't it?
Shunji Kato is 41 years old, single-handedly running his own shop.
But ever since Kato retired, he's had no support in life.
He's in a state where he can't do anything himself.
It's pretty serious.
Can we ask you why you retired?
Please have a look.
This is the shop.
The owner of this shop is running it.
Is this it?
Hello.
Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Gart.
You're the owner of this shop, right? Yes, I am.
Did you get a request for this shop? Yes, I did.
You look like you've lost a lot of weight.
Did you get a request for this shop? Yes, I did.
Is that so? Why did you like this shop?
Did you like this shop and went on a boat race? Or was it just a coincidence?
He took me on a boat race and I fell in love with it right away.
I've been going alone every week since the next week.
This is the result of the four-day Heiwa Island festival and the auction table.
This is Gart's first song and Golden Week's second song.
Are you sure you want me to show you all of them? Yes, of course.
I have about ten more of them. Can you show me?
Have you been recording this song for about 15 years?
Why do you like this song so much?
I like this song more than anyone else.
You like this song more than anyone else? Maybe.
As a woman, you don't have a strong love feeling, do you?
I'm not talking about a low-level topic.
You're not?
When I'm having a hard time, I'm working hard and I'm doing my best.
I'm sorry I'm supporting you.
- I'm sorry... - No, no, it's fine.
I've been writing to you for a while now, but...
I'm not sure if you're motivated or if you're about to quit drinking.
I'm spending my night life...
Even if I'm at the top of my game...
I feel bad for the customers...
Have you ever been to a boatrace?
I've been to a boatrace a few times, but...
I don't know you that well, so I'd like to ask you...
- Have you been to a boatrace? - I've been to a boatrace a few times, too.
But you don't know me?
- No, I don't... - You don't know me, do you?
- No, I don't know you that well... - But you're doing a boatrace and you don't know me.
It's not like I go there every time.
Sometimes you take me with you...
I'm better at riding a horse.
You said you couldn't do it yet, but you're saying it's a waste of time...
It may be the aesthetics of retirement...
But you've left your fans behind too much...
I feel like I've left my fans behind, too...
They asked me if I had any regrets...
I said I had regrets...
- You said you had regrets? - Yes...
I have regrets, but why do I quit?
I don't want you to say you have regrets...
I wish I could do a little more...
How old are you, Ms. Kadosa?
I'll be 74 next spring...
How old are you?
Were you healthy in 74?
I'm 73 now.
Were you healthy in 73?
What?
Why don't you retire?
Can you?
I won races normally.
I had no reason to retire.
No reason to retire?
No, I don't think so.
I was able to continue normally.
Even if you don't retire...
Will you continue normally?
Yes.
Let's go cut hair.
For now.
I'm at Toda Boat in Saitama Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Takemoto.
I'm Wakikawa of Moda Boat.
Nice to meet you.
There are some parts you can't cut.
For your parents or...
If you don't mind...
Can you call me...
To cut your hair?
Yes.
Can we talk?
Excuse me.
Can you talk?
I may not be able to talk.
But you have to ask me...
To cut your hair.
How long has it been?
May.
My...
Retirement ceremony.
I always drove by myself like this.
What about you, Ms. Kato?
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Yes?
When I got on the boat, I was wondering what would be left of it.
That's why I loved racing so much.
You did, Ms. Kato?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just got a call that you'd like to come.
Yes?
I know it's going to take some time, but...
Oh!
What will you do?
I'll see you.
Thank you.
You should've asked me first.
I don't have a chance like this.
As a fan.
No, you don't.
You should've asked me why I retired first.
Yes.
Hello.
Thank you for coming again.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Kawahito.
Thank you for coming all the time.
No, no.
I wanted you to run a little more.
I was shocked that I made a mistake here.
I thought I would never make a mistake here.
If you say it's a draw, it's a draw.
Is it because it's annoying at the stadium?
Of course it is.
I grew up here and became a player for a couple of years.
Sometimes gratitude is important.
But I didn't think it was a draw.
I wish I had known it was a draw, but I didn't think it was a draw at all.
If I had run normally, it would have been a draw.
I was shocked about that.
But that's not a reason for you to say you're punished for making a lot of noise.
It's not a reason for me to say that.
I used to love boats so much.
It's lonely, isn't it?
But one day this day will come.
Looking at Kato's race...
I think it's a little hard for me.
Even if it's a little hard for me, Kato is doing his best.
I thought I could do my best.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for thinking of me so much and I love you for a long time.
Don't laugh.
Please don't laugh.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. My name is Takeyama.
I'm sorry for coming all the way.
I've been doing it for 57 years, so it's frustrating and sad to quit.
But that's what sports players are like.
I think all sports players leave regrets and quit.
Can you live well again?
I want you to do the last push-up for me.
Is that what you do when you retire?
No, it's a lot of things I want to show you.
Like winning the championship.
Or personally getting married.
Or having children.
You still do push-ups when you retire?
Yes.
When I jump into this cold water, it's refreshing.
I want to jump in.
I might catch a cold.
Kaito, say something to Kato.
Kato, goodbye.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go.
One, two, three!
How was it?
How did you like it?
It was fun.
It was refreshing.
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