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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
Holding me tighter than usual
The time has come for the night scoop at the Prime Minister's Office.
Taking a sharp knife into the complex modern society,
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of the Prime Minister's Office Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various Nagoya questions.
Hello, I'm Erika Masato.
Today, the Prime Minister's Office Bureau will dispatch a highly qualified official from the Prime Minister's Office to pursue an investigation, based on a request from everyone watching on TV.
And today's advisor is Hiroshi Hayashi, who is an indispensable part of this night scoop at the Prime Minister's Office, and is an advisor from the culinary world.
Now, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes, the first request is from 46-year-old Mikiko Minato, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
"I'm troubled, troubled, and troubled, but I really want to borrow the power of a detective," she requested.
In fact, her eldest son spends a busy day without being able to play his favorite basketball.
She entered high school this spring, but while she was a basketball captain in junior high school and spent a lot of time at home,
her teacher, who is passionate about education, said, "There is no way you can join clubs and study in front of you now.
If you want to play basketball, you have to bring convincing grades."
Oh, it's tough.
She put out a demon-like condition and failed the intermediate test.
Even with the final test a month later, she couldn't get convincing grades.
Her husband is a typical stubborn father who doesn't listen to anyone no matter what anyone says.
His smile disappeared from his son, who stole his favorite basketball.
I'd like to convince my stubborn father and let my son play basketball, but please.
Is that okay?
I think it's still an educational problem.
I'm a high school student now, but I didn't get permission to join.
To your father?
Yes, I was allowed to play basketball in junior high school.
At that time, I promised my father and said, "Take this much grades for the test," but I couldn't leave any results with just my mouth.
As a father, I have to do the same thing over and over again, so I'm strict about it.
Now, let's see if her stubborn father has allowed her to join the basketball club.
I'd like to convince my stubborn father and let my son play basketball, but please.
You look really cool playing basketball.
My son?
Yes.
I was allowed to be a captain for three years of junior high school, and it's sad that I can't see it anymore.
If I take it up, I lose motivation to do everything.
Did you ask your mother or father directly?
Of course.
Did you say it?
Many times.
Many times?
Yes.
Every time?
What is the purpose of being a student?
You look really stubborn.
I'm stubborn!
For now, it would be nice if Kazutaka could spend every day happily with a smile, but his smile is disappearing.
Excuse me.
- Kazutaka! - Yes.
Do you tell your dad how you feel?
- I really want to play. - Yeah, basketball.
I told him to let me play, and he told me to bring my own results.
But your mom said she's having a hard time crying and not being energetic when you're talking.
It would be nice if you didn't get good grades.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- What's that? - This is...
- My test results after high school. - Yeah.
You know, there are red squares and triangles.
- Who wrote this? - My dad.
- Dad? - Yeah.
Does this have any meaning? Triangle, square...
- 59 points or less is a penalty. - Yeah.
- 60 points or less is a triangle. - Yeah.
- 70 points or less is a square. - Yeah.
- 80 points or less is a circle. - Yeah.
- Who came up with the criteria? - My dad.
- It's tough, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
What's the worst thing you can do?
- I'm not good at math. - Oh...
What's the situation like now that you can't play basketball?
Mentally...
- I can handle it somehow. - Yeah.
But I'm most worried about my stamina and skills.
If I don't start playing soon, I'll be left behind.
- You're in a hurry. - I am.
- Hello. - Hello.
- My name is Minato. - I'm Minato.
- I'm Kazutaka's father. - I'm his father.
Why did you stop playing basketball?
I played basketball in junior high school.
I wanted to play basketball because I wanted to study hard.
The teacher said, "Go ahead."
As a result, I didn't study law for three years and came to Soma.
From then on, I changed my mind.
If you want to play basketball, you have to study first.
Unfortunately, I was left behind on weekends.
At that time, I wanted to play basketball.
However, my father only allowed me to play basketball wherever I wanted.
On the contrary, he always allowed me to play basketball whenever I wanted.
On that day, I said, "I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it."
Three days later, I was lying in bed while turning on the air conditioner.
- The air conditioner was working in his room. - It's a good environment, isn't it?
- Kazutaka. - Yes.
Your father is back.
Let's talk outside.
In the current situation, it seems that basketball is not allowed.
First of all, from Kazutaka-kun, there is something I want to talk about with you, dad.
I've been making promises all this time, and I've been breaking them all the time, and I'm sorry about that.
It's really good for me, but I'll only join for now, and after I join, I'm not determined, so I think I can study harder and let me join once.
First of all, I think Kazutaka-kun has to show it, and before I show it, I think the context is different, so I think I can't drink a little.
I don't think it's this stubborn.
I have a suggestion, too.
I'd like Kazutaka-kun to take a test.
I'd like you to watch a little bit of this person's vtr, which has been shown several times.
This time, I will be in charge of creating problems for Kataga-kun's test.
I'm Takata of Keimeikan.
I watched Kataga-kun's first semester test evaluation.
According to the proposal, mathematics is collection and classification.
English does not have past management and future management.
In this state, you will immediately enter dangerous water.
Therefore, this time, there are five difficult problems that cannot be solved overnight.
Tonight, we will also have a special class on that topic.
See you later.
What do you think of this proposal?
On the contrary, how many questions should I clear?
That's right.
The criteria.
I've been thinking about it for a while, but I'd like to test it in a confrontation format with my dad.
Am I taking the exam?
My dad will play basketball.
Basketball?
Yes.
One-on-one, one-on-one basketball.
Yes.
My dad will try it.
My dad will shoot on the offensive side.
Yes.
If the shoot is decided, one point.
Yes.
If my dad also takes one question, one point.
How many points did you get during interrogation?
How many points did you get during gossip?
Yes.
More points mean more value.
Yes.
If my dad wins, will you admit him to basketball club and second club?
Let's do it.
Kazutaka is a yoga teacher, right?
Yes.
I'm also a teacher.
Don't be pushed.
What do you mean "do something"?
There's half of it, and this "b" and "i" shape.
If you put pressure on me from there, I don't think I can do anything with "fake".
Good morning. It's morning now.
Both of you worked hard until late last night.
The referee is Ishiba of Osaka Yabetsu.
Ishiba will give you the rules of the game.
In one period, your father can shoot up to two shots.
If you miss the second shot, your father loses that period.
I'd like to introduce you to the defender who will defend this goal.
This is her. Please come in.
She is my mother.
It's hard to say.
I don't want to win, I will win.
Now, it's a will-to-win match against Basque Newbies.
The game has begun.
Oh, your mother defended the goal!
What a move!
Your father is embarrassed.
The first penalty is your mother's victory.
It's been a while since my wife came near me.
I'm nervous.
If Kazutaka scores this goal, he will lead by 1-0.
What's the result?
It's correct.
All right!
First of all, 1 point is enough.
All right!
Now, it's begun.
Oh, your father came near you!
Oh, you missed it!
Are you all right?
You need your mother's defense.
Your mother used to do it.
She took off her first one! Fourth one!
How is it?
She put her elbow in! She put her elbow in her wife!
It's my dad's foul.
Now it's obviously a defense test!
Her elbow just went in!
It's a foul using my dad's elbow, so it's my mom's ball, and it's my mom's win.
That's right!
It's impossible!
She's a two-point player!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Now, teacher, what is Kazutaka's answer?
It's correct.
She's a two-point player!
It's because of my elbow.
That's right!
(whistle)
It's my dad's foul!
It's so close!
(whistle)
How is it?
(whistle)
The goal wasn't an unfair goal!
And...
Kazutaka...
Sensei! Please give us the answer!
That's correct!
Congratulations!
Your son, Kazutaka, has won and closed the curtain!
Congratulations!
Ask him yourself!
Can I join you?
Yes, good luck!
Congratulations!
He won with his own strength.
His expression changed a lot.
He lost the game as a father, but his determination and understanding of education gave him a happy end for his family.
His mother made fun of him.
It was shocking.
The referee said in a low voice, "Is it the NBA?"
The next request is from 36-year-old Hitomi Takemura who lives in Nara Prefecture.
My father started making pickles since October last year.
He looks like he's having fun with cucumbers and radishes every day.
So I'd like you to persuade my father to throw away the pickles this time.
Pickles are alive.
In fact, the pickles smell so strong that you wouldn't think they were from this world.
My father and I have fought many times about these pickles,
but he won't throw them away.
Please, let my father throw away the pickles.
If you can't do that, forcefully throw them away.
Thank you in advance.
That's a big talk.
My father started making pickles since October last year,
using new radishes.
It's been a long war between radishes and radishes.
So I'd like you to persuade my father to throw away the pickles.
Pickles are alive.
My father is the best.
But the smell is strong.
What about your father today?
He's at work now.
Is he coming back?
He's coming back for lunch.
I'd like to ask you and your father about that.
There may be something special about radishes,
but what kind of smell is it?
It smells like poop.
It's like a food, but it smells like poop.
Yesterday,
when I went shopping and came back,
and just passed behind my father who was sitting in the living room,
it smelled like poop.
You can tell when you smell it, right?
Especially the smell.
Is it delicious?
Well...
That's the problem, right?
That's right.
Even though it smells like poop...
If it was really delicious,
it may still be acceptable.
But the reduction rate is too low.
It's a high-risk, no-return.
That's right.
Even though it smells like poop,
how do you deal with it?
Because it smells like poop, I said, 'Throw it away.'
Directly?
Directly.
If I did that,
it wouldn't be this delicious or thrown away.
What about your father?
Why wouldn't you throw it away?
I'll buy it for you.
But even if you say it, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
"It's called "pickled radishes.""
Good one.
Thank you.
It originally existed in the kitchen,
but it became large-scale,
so in my father's room,
right next door,
this?
Oh, this is it.
Oh, but it's still okay here, right?
It's still okay.
No, it's too much.
What's this for?
Cucumber and stuff.
Cucumber?
No, wait, I'm really scared of it.
No, it's okay.
What is this explosive treatment?
No, I know it.
Oh, you know it?
I know it, yes.
Wow, it stinks!
Please close your mouth.
Wow, it stinks! Wow!
It's like poop! Poop!
It stinks!
I've been holding it like this for a long time and it's amazing!
It stinks!
Really?
It's not poop, it's a little bit lighter, it's poop.
More than poop, it stinks!
There's another one.
Eh, is there another one?
There's a newspaper article about it.
Ah, you mean that one?
No, no, this is...
Look, there shouldn't be bugs like this.
Look at this.
Bugs that couldn't come up to here are taken away as if they were half-baked.
Here I go.
Wow, this is the visual...
the visual power!
This is not poop.
Even if it has insects in it, if you eat it as it is, it's the same.
It's delicious because you're eating insects too.
That's what field insects eat.
I'm sure it's delicious.
If you don't use pesticides like that.
No, this is already after you put it on.
I'm sorry.
What did your mother think about it?
She was going to do it for 30 or 40 years.
She was going to do it for generations.
I told her to stop it, but she looked like she was having fun.
She happened to put what she had made in the field.
She put vegetables she got from her neighbors.
I told her to do it well, but it's not good.
I'm back.
Of course, Gojiru doesn't know we're coming.
He doesn't know.
He's making a lot of noise.
I called you.
I asked you.
What?
I asked you to throw away your underwear.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong?
I asked you to throw away your underwear.
What?
Why?
It's a big problem.
What?
Your underwear.
Mr. Mikado.
Yes.
Did you see it?
I saw it.
There's something good in it.
No, it's not.
Please sit down for a moment.
I'm making that cucumber myself.
Is it very good?
It's very good.
Mr. Musuo, you know why we came to Tanzan's Club, right?
The smell.
That's right!
I know that, but that's the original smell.
The smell of rice.
It's not the smell of rice.
Rice...
It's a bug.
It's more of a bug when you open it.
I saw you opening it.
It's a big bug.
I was shaking and shaking.
You were shaking and shaking?
I was shaking and shaking.
Stop it!
It's a bug if you shake it.
No, it's fine.
Let's take it back.
Wow, we're all here.
Who's here?
Close the door!
Hey!
It's been a while!
Wait a minute.
If we can do this...
There's a pig!
What are you doing?
It's disgusting!
Stay away!
It's disgusting!
Are you okay?
It's fine.
It's disgusting.
Wow, wow, wow.
I'm scared.
Did you get the piss out of it?
It's not that strong.
How is it?
Is it good?
It's fine.
Well...
I knew it.
It's piss from the fire.
But there were a lot of bugs.
But it looks...
It's a little spicy.
It's sour.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's why I'm only eating air.
No, no, no.
If you did it on purpose, you would have thrown it away.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't.
Even if you did it, you would have thrown it away and reset it.
But it's delicious now.
I've been doing this since October of last year.
There's a smell in the house.
What will you do if you get a call from your neighbor?
No, no, no.
Yes.
No, no.
If you don't throw it away...
I can't throw it away.
This is difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult, isn't it? What should we do?
I'll think about it.
We eat together and talk together.
It's between work, isn't it?
You can't go again, can you?
It's my job.
Are you going to work now?
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not sorry.
Mom, are you going somewhere?
I have a house, but I have a cake.
Cake?
Oh.
(laughs)
I'm not an individualist who comes for analysis.
You two went to work, but you always have a battle like that.
That's right.
While you two are not here, can you ask an expert to take a look?
By all means. I would like you to do me a favor.
Maybe it will be even more delicious in the future and you won't smell it anymore.
Oh, thank you for waiting.
I'll call you.
Please come in.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm coming in.
We have a 50-year-old veteran who came from a pickup shop.
Is it this one?
Oh, I see.
This is...
Oh!
(laughs)
Oh, it stinks! It stinks!
Oh, it smells bad now.
Right?
In other words, how about this?
Yes, I'm really sorry about this.
I was going to eat it as it is, but it's going to be delicious.
(laughs)
A lot of water has come out of the asparagus.
And this is...
That's it.
It hurts.
Because it's under the sun, and the important thing is temperature.
Where do you usually put it?
Here.
Ah!
If the outside temperature exceeds 30 degrees, the asparagus will boil.
Asparagus, taste, nutrition are bad and only a small smell remains.
(laughs)
This year...
Yes.
This year...
Yes.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to steaming.
Wow!
I'm so excited!
(laughs)
Oh, this is also.
Yes.
The salt content is low.
If there is little salt, insects will grow like this.
This is made by drying the radish first, so it's cooked.
In fact, if it is raw, it is already rotten.
Oh...
(laughs)
So...
(laughs)
You could barely make it because you were drying it.
Yes.
This is not replayable.
(laughs)
It's not replayable.
So, everyone is here.
Mr. Yamamoto!
Yes!
Good evening!
This is also a specialist in pulling out.
Good evening!
Please, good evening!
Both of you have found a place where you can agree with each other.
And I would like you to look at it and announce it.
Yes!
Please pull it out immediately!
What!?
No!
Why!?
It's from last year's new rice!
Ah!
It's a good lucast, but the management of the rest is bad.
(laughs)
The water content was quite high, but that's not good.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes.
It just can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
Even if you fix it as much as you want, it won't taste good, Mr. Yamamoto.
I give up.
Yes.
Wow!
You're a man!
That's what I like about you!
It's already over, isn't it?
You're getting smaller and smaller.
I'm missing you more and more.
Did you eat?
It's not like you can eat it.
But it's starting to look like you.
It's mixed up, but it's still looking like you.
If it's too hot, you'll get tired of it.
If it's harder than this, you won't get tired of it.
There's not much water.
Remember this hardness.
Use a sponge and suck up the floating liquid.
You won't get tired of it.
I brought it with me.
It smells like cucumbers, doesn't it?
It smells good. It looks delicious.
This is it, isn't it?
If you protect this, you'll get this taste, right?
Delicious.
You said "delicious" before, right?
That was...
Why?
So you're happy with each other's good results?
Yes, thank you.
Please shake hands and say "delicious" from now on.
But it stinks.
I was determined to throw it away, but it really stinks.
I understand how you feel.
Dad, secretly, early the next day,
in the field,
as a tribute,
you often take it with you when you go out.
Your daughter isn't married yet,
but if you take it with you, it's better than nothing.
It's dangerous, but it's good for your daughter.
This is a request from a 21-year-old college student from Motoyama, Mika-san, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Please do something about my complex.
I'm a female college student,
but when I go to bed at night,
I snore loudly,
my eyes are white,
and my mouth is wide open.
When I stay with my friends,
they laugh at me when I wake up.
But I can't control myself while I'm sleeping,
and I can't do anything about it.
My friends laugh at me when they see me,
but they don't take pictures of me,
and I've never seen what's going on in person,
so I can only imagine it,
but I send them pictures.
Detective, please make my sleeping face look like a cute girl's.
That's right.
I've said it before.
Have you ever seen your own sleeping face?
You're definitely sleeping, so you haven't seen it, right?
Right?
Do you know what my face looks like?
You don't know, do you?
That's how it is.
Now, what happened?
Please take a look.
You're a pervert.
This time, it's a double-x-y job.
Double-x-y...
Undo...
S...sk...
You don't know, do you?
Y-o-double-x-z...
That's right. This time...
When you look me in the eye, gently close your eyes.
That's...
But this time it's work.
Good evening.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Thank you.
You look so cute.
Thank you.
I didn't know you would look like that.
That's right.
But this is terrible.
I'm sorry, but...
Yes.
This is terrible, isn't it?
I can't get married.
You have courage.
I'm most nervous in my life.
Really?
Yes.
I'll relieve your tension.
Thank you very much.
s-t-o-f-k-y...
...q!
Um, excuse me, good evening.
Excuse me, but your friend's...
Yes?
Um, his face...
Oh, really?
Yes.
His face was like...
His face was like Okiton-chan's.
Yes, yes.
If you have time, would you like me...
...to do this face and send it to you?
Oh, yes. Here?
Yes. Would you like me to do it?
Yes, yes. Send it to me.
Um, um...
Oh, it's coming.
Oh, there's a lot of them. Like four of them.
I just sent it.
Oh, you're going to watch it now?
Yes, but...
Yes.
No, it's really funny.
Me too.
What's this?
Is it this?
You're sending it like this?
It looks like it.
I've never seen my own face like this.
This?
About four of them.
How many?
I sent four of them.
How many are there?
What about tomorrow morning?
I'll wake up at five in the morning.
Oh, and you don't have time for that?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
You don't have time for that?
No, I don't.
I'm going to tell you what's going on.
Yes.
I'm going to tell you.
Yes.
And when you open your eyes wide...
Yes.
I'm going to...
Oh, you're going to close them for me?
Yes, I'm going to close them for you.
F-T-K...
S-T...
Q...
Z...
O...
K...
Y...
Z...
Pan!
Let's cook something.
I'll turn on my own light.
Okay.
Good night.
- Did you sleep? - Not yet.
- Not yet? - Not yet.
I'll turn it off for you.
- Are you ignoring me? - I'm not ignoring you.
- Oh, you're wearing earplugs. - What?
- Did it come out? - No, it didn't.
- It's early. - It's still early.
Don't ignore it.
Ignore it.
Don't ignore it.
Little cicada.
It's a cicada's cry, but it's a small cicada.
Little cicada.
A little cicada is crying.
Is it different from a cicada?
Cicada? It's not a cicada, but it's a little cicada.
Little cicada. Little cicada. Little cicada.
Little cicada.
Is it different from a cicada?
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry again.
It's so dark. Can you sleep?
I can't sleep. I'm sorry.
I'll come and wake you up tomorrow morning.
Yes, yes.
It's four and a half now.
I was lying down for a while.
My head became flat.
I can't believe it.
My left hand...
Come over here.
My left hand will break.
I won't say anything.
Even if my left hand breaks,
it will definitely break here.
My arm will break.
My left arm was completely broken.
My eyes...
What?
You're looking down, how can you see?
I was looking down.
Good morning.
I really couldn't sleep.
I thought I'd be able to sleep when I was full,
so I ate bibimbap, too.
Bibimbap?
Frozen one.
Frozen one?
Yes.
You ate frozen bibimbap?
Yes, I was able to sleep.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Will you let me sleep?
It's okay.
Will you let me sleep?
Really?
Then...
let's buy it.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
No, it's fine.
Even though there are so many adults here.
There are so many people here for my sleeping face.
I'm sorry.
I had nothing to do, and I just went out.
I thought I'd finally sleep, but I couldn't sleep.
So I drove for three or four hours.
So I went for a while, but I just went to wake you up.
So we have three guests today.
Basketball was good.
When I was young, when I went to Europe in my teens, my dad was very opposed to me.
It's no use going even though you're not a person in front of you.
In the meantime, I remembered that my mother was doing her best.
After all, I know my father's position, my mother's position, and my own position very well.
But from my father's point of view, I want to see his resolve.
That's the only sweet thing about it, isn't it?
When you're young and you lose to that sweetness, you'll win.
That's what you wanted to see, isn't it?
That's what it feels like.
I really want you to do your best.
Yes, this program is made possible by your requests.
Yes, for those of you who accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to our studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
So we'll see you next week.
Thank you very much.
Please contact us with any questions you may have on a daily basis.
For those of you who accepted our requests, we will give you this wonderful detective notebook.
The address is 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Knight Scoop.
Good design.