AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You who keep dancing around the earth You keep dancing around the earth
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss me harder than usual
You who keep dancing, you who keep dancing around the earth
I'm sorry, but a lot of people are coming down. I can't hold them back.
You can't hold them back?
I can't hold them back.
Mr. Hama, you're strong.
Then, today's first request is...
Oh, the first one is from Mr. Matsuo Hironori, 39 years old, self-employed.
Good evening, Director Nishita.
Good evening.
Let's get started. I have an old woman who is 100 years old.
I've been taking good care of her as an old woman.
Recently, she has been unwell and is in a nursing facility in Fukuoka.
In fact, in commemoration of her turning 100 years old, I want to grant her a wish.
Oh, what is it?
Now, more than 30 years ago, an active old woman often traveled abroad and told me about a traditional entertainment called "hengmen" seen in China.
The trick of changing faces in an instant was anyway mysterious and fun. I want to see it again.
I remember her talking to me while getting excited.
Then, more than 30 years have passed, and in fact, I can do that "hengmen" now.
Oh, really?
My grandmother doesn't know about it.
I want to show her the mysterious "hengmen" seen in China again.
Oh, this is wonderful.
Thank you very much.
In the first place, do you know "hengmen"?
Do you know "hengmen" in Japanese?
Spa, spa, spa, spa
Yes, I know.
Oh, do you know?
Yes, I've seen it.
It's a "hengmen" which changes instantaneously.
I learned it by myself for my grandmother who is turning 100 years old and I can do it now.
I want you to show it in commemoration of her turning 100 years old.
So, I brought it.
This is my video.
Thank you.
- No. - You did it.
- When you have an old woman who is 100 years old... - Yes.
- Her birthday is the same. - Oh, with the old woman!
- Her pet is also the same. - Oh!
- And she took good care of me. - Yes.
- I want to repay her. - I see.
- When I went to China... - Yes.
- She said she saw something very interesting. - Yes.
- And it was a Chinese traditional entertainment called "hengmen". - Yes.
- And... - Hengmen...
- I contacted China. - Yes.
- You contacted China? - Yes.
- It's a big deal. You contacted China. - Yes.
- And she made me various costumes and such. - Yes.
- What? - And I started doing it on my own.
- Oh!
- When did it come out? - I don't know.
- The music is already playing.
- Oh!
Wow!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
From white to red!
Wow!
Red to green! Amazing!
Fast! Huh?
Wow!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Matsuo-san!
Wow!
This is it!
Isn't it weird?
Weird.
This? Yes.
We would like you to see this, grandma.
While I'm fine, one more time.
Yes.
I think you took good care of me as my grandson.
I think you took care of me the most.
Yes.
What kind of grandson do you think I am?
Shall I confirm it?
Please do.
I would like to go ahead and ask her some questions.
Hello.
Welcome!
Thank you for coming.
I heard that you are grandma Hifumi.
Yes.
Could we meet you for a moment?
Of course.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Shall we move the chair?
Can we move the chair?
This way.
Hello.
Oh, you're up.
Hello.
Grandma.
Camera.
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Would you like to sit down for a moment?
There is a program called "Detective Night Scoop".
What?
There is a program called "Detective Night Scoop".
Yes, yes.
From that program,
Yes.
I came to see you, Kifumi Samba.
Oh, you're happy for me.
How old are you?
Ninety-nine.
Oh, it's clear.
Ninety-nine.
Yes.
You're almost one hundred years old.
Yes.
You can't hold back your smile.
Kifumi-san, what do you like?
What do I like?
Yes.
Let me see.
What do I like?
You like it, don't you?
Oronamin
Wait a minute.
You teach him.
Your guidance is terrible.
Your guidance is terrible. You even said "oronamin".
Mr. Yumi.
Do you like it?
You always drink it.
Oronamin
You almost say it.
Except for the alphabet.
Do you like traveling?
Yes, I like it.
You like traveling.
To be clear, you like traveling.
Which country do you like?
Singapore.
America.
Canada.
America, Singapore, America, Canada.
I can't think of anything.
After you went on a trip,
what did you think was amazing?
You went on a trip and
what did you think was amazing?
You put your heart into it.
What did you think was amazing?
Don't you know?
Huh? Was it China?
Mr. Yumi.
In China,
what did you think was amazing?
In China...
Huh? Huh? What country is it?
You're getting braver and braver.
Chen...
Chenme... Chenme...
Chenme... Chenme?
Mr. Yumi.
You don't remember, do you?
I am...
a manzai performer.
Huh?
I have another partner now!
Hey, Mr. Yumi!
Look!
I don't know if she's wearing a mask or not,
but she's probably looking very frustrated.
- Hifumi, it's your first time, right? - It's my first time.
- It's your first time? - It's not my first time.
- Hifumi. - Huh?
- Hifumi, you look like your grandson. - Huh?
Hifumi, how many grandchildren do you have?
- About eight. - Eight.
- Eight! - Hmm...
What is your cutest grandson's name?
Heh... Heh... Heh...
Do... Do... Karan.
- Karan. - Everyone?
- Everyone. - Everyone is cute.
- That's right. Everyone is cute. - Everyone is cute.
Do you miss them?
Hmm...
Don't cry, Aito! Don't cry, Aito!
That can't be! That can't be!
- Why? - That can't be!
- Why? Why do you cry, Aito? - Why do you cry, Aito?
Why do you cry, Aito?
It's a shock.
Shock? China? The other side of the world?
It didn't come up at all.
What is the most memorable trip for you?
I said "Canada!"
"Singapore," "Canada," "America"
- Really? - Yes.
- I owe her a lot. - Your grandmother?
Yes, yes.
At least it's my repayment.
Mr. Yamashita.
Yes?
Can you walk this side with me?
Yes.
How is it?
Oh, it's great.
Oh, it's great. He's fine. He can walk on his own.
I don't need help on the side.
Oh, it's great.
The side.
There's something like a book left.
Two coronavirus vaccines came out.
Kind transformation!
I came to show my grandmother magic.
It's the beginning of the transformation show!
Please!
Thank you.
Wow!
Monkey! Monkey!
Hiro-chan!
I know!
Hiro-chan!
I wanted to show it to you, so I left it here.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
You are good!
Thank you very much.
You are 100 years old!
Yes.
Congratulations!
Yes.
Stay healthy!
Yes.
Thank you.
My mom said that she saw it in China a long time ago.
So I studied it.
You don't remember it, do you?
The cutest granddaughter is...
You did it!
It wasn't a mistake.
I'm glad!
I'm happy!
You did it!
I'm glad.
Hiro-chan was very happy about it.
After I met you, I became energetic.
I did a lot of good things.
I'm sure you are curious about this.
On the way out of the nursing home,
Mr. Tanaka, the guide of demons...
On this video...
I cut it out for now.
"Ornamin C", "Henmen"...
I'm telling you until the end!
I cut it out for now.
I'm a little guided.
I'm too guided.
Let's move on to the next guest.
The next guest is Detective Konetashu Bakusho.
First of all, Tomoki Jinnai from Sapporo.
She is 29 years old.
I usually say what I put in my mouth.
Look at me.
Anyway, Toshiko Kita from Yokohama.
She is 23 years old.
She showed me her boyfriend's outfit.
He had a Johnny's-style cute face.
She met him yesterday.
Then, she looked exactly like Kanpei-chan.
That means...
If Kanpei-chan takes off her purikura,
she will become Johnny's-style.
I see.
Next guest is Okanishi Takafumi from Nara Prefecture.
He is 48 years old.
His acquaintance Kanama Eiji
and Yasushi Ishida.
It's like a composite of Hong Kong's two faces.
Please have a look.
It's totally different.
It's like a composite of those two faces.
Next is Kanako Mai, who lives in Kobe city. She is 20 years old.
She is a good employee of a bar where she works part-time.
She is a man, but her hair and voice and behavior are completely like a woman.
She screams "nyaaan" and says "an, an" only in the back of her voice and it hurts me.
She is very cute, so please come and see her.
And please make sure if she is really a woman or not.
Next is Lisa Tamochi, who lives in Osaka city. She is 29 years old.
A six-year-old son sneezes at least ten times in a row.
She is very cute and I'm moved by her hard work.
That's all.
I said I was moved.
Next is Mizuki Kodama, who lives in Wakayama city. She is 19 years old.
She eats okaki while she still has a lot of it in her mouth.
When she eats a mandarin, it's too bitter and it makes you feel sick.
I think you should try it.
I tried it.
The last one is Ohira Creed, who lives in Shiga city. She is 34 years old.
She puts hot water in her bath and uses her shoulders for ten minutes.
She takes out the hot water and gets up right away.
Then she feels like she has a lot of gravity.
She feels like she is an astronaut who has returned to earth.
Really?
Please watch it.
She has a cool face.
Why are you sneezing?
Are you nervous?
I'm embarrassed.
Are you embarrassed?
I'm worried I won't be able to eat breakfast today.
You're nervous!
Didn't you eat breakfast?
I'm nervous.
When we sneeze, do you do it like this?
Have you ever done it?
I did it the other day.
Did you do it?
I did it.
Did you do it?
Nante-san will do it for you.
We rarely sneeze or sneeze at night school.
Let's do it together.
I thought you just said it.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Twelve.
Thirteen.
Fourteen.
Wait a minute!
Does it feel good?
When you sneeze?
Is it fun?
Well, I, Johnny's Gamer, took this video!
I'll watch it!
I'm really looking forward to it!
It's true!
This is in Kanjari!
This is really funny!
It's Johnny's!
It's not Yoshimoto!
It's not good!
Where did you get your butt kicked?
My sideburns.
We're going to look for people at Night Scoop.
We'll do an interview.
What's his name?
Mino-san.
I've heard a lot about you.
When I asked you what you like about your hat, you said it.
That's how you got it.
Please hold it back.
Excuse me!
I'm a fan of Asahi Boso.
This is Mai.
Yes.
You don't sell sauces here, do you?
No, I don't.
Could you step back for a second?
Could you tell me your name again?
I'm Mino.
Mino. You're 38 years old.
Do you have a favorite type of person?
Favorite type of person...
Huh?
Do you have a favorite type of person?
Kodakumi.
Kodakumi?!
Kodakumi.
I'm sorry. I had a different image of you.
Then...
Yes?
What's your favorite part of your hat?
My favorite part of my hat...
Huh?!
What?!
Huh?!
You're...
Yes?
You're my older sister.
No, I'm not!
You're my older sister.
No, you're not!
Who's your favorite type of person?
Kodakumi.
Kodakumi?!
I heard that you and Hong Kong-san have a similar face.
Mr. Ukayama Eiji.
Mr. Ukayama Eiji, what do you think?
You're right!
I'm Mr. Ukayama Eiji, who combined Hong Kong-san and me.
We do look alike!
From me to Mr. Ukayama Eiji, then Hong Kong-san.
What's this?
It's like a little bit of before and after.
The top of my head is Hong Kong-san.
The wrinkles of my forehead, eyebrows and eyes are me.
My nose is Hong Kong-san.
And my mouth is the same.
Hong Kong-san is me. Hong Kong-san is me. Kayama- san.
When I eat mandarin while drinking okaki, it's unpleasant.
It's for girls, you know. I'll drink it.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
I can't eat it.
It's like I'm eating wet sand.
It's true.
It's good.
I came to Kose-kun's room in AAD to put hot water in the bath.
I'll use it and eat it normally.
I'll use it for about 10 minutes.
When I stand up with hot water, I want you to feel the freedom like an astronaut who came back from space.
When you use it, is there something like sand in it?
I don't know because it came out of nowhere.
It won't come out, will it?
It came out of the shower.
It won't come out, will it?
I'm sorry.
Isn't it moving?
It's not moving.
Then I think it's okay.
What do you mean?
Kose-kun.
Yes.
The hot water is salty.
There may be some close to the sea.
Where is it?
What do you eat in Osaka?
I'm sorry.
It feels good.
Then, please pull it out in a good place.
Can I pull it out?
Yes.
Then, I'll pull it out.
Can I pull it out and sign it?
Yes.
Then, I've pulled it out now.
Until it's completely pulled out.
Yes.
Then, like this until it's pulled out.
It's already over, isn't it?
Yes.
It's over.
Then, I'll stand up.
It's normal.
What? What? What's wrong?
Let's go to the next one.
The next one?
I'm the client, Mr. Jinnai. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You were hired years ago, weren't you?
That's right.
About 13 years ago.
I was still a high school student at that time, so I'd like you to show me a more powerful technique.
Here you are.
Rice, please.
[Laughter]
You're an idiot!
[Laughter]
You're an idiot!
That's amazing!
Okay, soba!
[Slurping]
[Laughter]
It's rice and soba, soba rice! [Laughter]
[Applause]
Amazing, amazing, amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
Amazing!
After 13 years, it will be like this!
Amazing!
After 13 years of various challenges,
none of them failed, but one failed.
[Laughter]
It's macaroni, and macaroni is hollow in the middle,
so it becomes thin and comes out as it is packed.
Oh, I see!
It's hollow in the middle.
Oh, I see!
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Now, let's have the last speaker of the day.
Yes, the last speaker is Shigeo Okumura, who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
He is a 47-year-old company employee.
Yes.
I have a 22-year-old younger girlfriend, and we have been dating for eight years.
We both like to eat and walk, and as a result of eating delicious food together,
I have gained 20 kilograms, and she has gained 30 kilograms.
Wow!
She has been worried about her ring not coming off for about a year now.
Wow!
Her ring is buried in her finger, and she is worried that it might stop bleeding.
I persuaded her to cut and remove it, but she said she didn't want to cut it because it was the first anniversary ring she gave me as a gift.
So please, can you remove the ring from her finger?
If you can't remove it, please persuade her to cut it. Thank you very much.
Detective Sakuyama said it.
Okumura-san is 47 years old now, and she is 25 years old now.
The relationship started 8 years ago, and they both said "shige-tan" because their names are "shigeo" in Iraisha.
She said "rikumi-san" and he said "rikutan" and they still call each other "shige-tan" and "rikutan" for 8 years now.
But they still call each other "shige-tan" and "rikutan" and they still call each other "shige- tan" and "rikutan" for 8 years now.
It's dangerous, and it's not good for your health, so I asked her if there was a way for it not to come off, and I did it.
Please see if the ring came off her finger or not.
Wow, it's a big deal.
I asked her not to remove the ring, but first of all, there is a 47-year-old and 22-year-old woman and a 47-year-old man.
Let me introduce you to this handsome man.
Hello.
Mr. Okumura.
Nice to meet you.
Can I ask you something?
You fell in love with her, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You did, didn't you?
What's that in your hand?
That's her picture.
No way! I want to see it!
No way!
I'll show you.
She's 22 years old, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
I can't see her at all!
They are the same age, handsome and cute girls, aren't they?
But Mr. Okamura, you can do it with this face!
Really?
Because you are handsome!
Thank you very much.
You can't do it now, but you can't do it even if you met her at that time!
I'm telling you clearly! You can't do it!
Where is she today?
She is at the store now.
At the store?
She is doing her own nail salon.
Oh, she is doing her own nail salon.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Rikuta.
Rikuta?
Yes.
I'm Takeyama.
Nice to meet you.
Did you gain 30 kilograms?
I think I gained 30 kilograms or more.
Did you gain 30 kilograms or more?
Yes.
I saw your old photos.
While I didn't know about it, I became bigger and bigger.
You became bigger and bigger.
You are busy with work and you eat a lot at night.
I realized I couldn't gain weight.
I thought it was hard.
But, you like fat people like Rikuta and Shigeta.
Thank you very much.
Do you want Rikuta to say about Shigeta that you are thin?
I don't think so.
You don't think so.
I like fat people, so it's okay for me.
Are you like us?
Yes.
I see.
Which finger is the problem?
This one.
I'm eating it.
I see.
It's spinning.
Can I touch it?
Can I touch Rikuta's hand?
Yes.
I'm embarrassed.
The meat is getting excited.
You should eat it.
That's right.
First of all, I'll use soap.
I'll put a lot of it.
Yes, please.
I'll do it.
Yes, please.
It's coming off.
I don't think it will come off.
But it's very slippery.
Look, it's bleeding.
It's not bleeding.
It's under the finger.
I'll push it hard.
It doesn't hurt? It doesn't hurt.
But it's like this.
This mountain is stuck and becomes a wall and you can't proceed.
Soap is a little impossible.
It's a common one.
Roll up the Takoyaki string, pass it through and bring the Takoyaki string.
Do you want me to go a little more?
I'll go a little longer.
Let's go like this.
I feel sorry for you.
Okay, I got it.
And then you roll it up, right?
Like this, right?
Wow, it's char siu.
You can take it off with this, right?
Oh, you're right.
There's a finger.
I feel sorry for you. It's turning red.
It's turning red.
And you turn this, right?
This is usually how you hold a ring.
I think we can do it.
Let's do it.
It's good.
But it's moving forward, isn't it?
It's moving forward, isn't it?
It hurts. It hurts a little.
It's okay. It's okay.
The thread doesn't work.
It hurts a little now.
It hurts.
It's like...
What is it?
Let's not do it. It's purple.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Let's take it off.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
It's really purple.
I feel liberated.
You feel liberated?
Let me see it.
It came off a little.
- It came off a little. - It came off a little.
It's like...
It's been a while since I saw a place like this.
It's been a while since I saw it.
It may come off a little,
but it's about your body, so I'm a little worried.
It may come off a little, but it's about your body, so I'm a little worried.
Let me ask the doctor first.
Hello.
Dr. Tani.
This is Takeyama from the night school club.
For eight years,
you've gained about 30 kilograms.
You put a thread on it and wound it around it.
Yes.
- That's... - That's not true.
- You use an electric needle. - Yes.
You can't remove the metal.
Does that mean you have to remove the metal when you operate?
Basically, you can't do anything wrong.
If you do that, your fingers...
Even for us, it's a pitiful color.
If the pain runs and you do it in that state,
you should stop at that time, right?
In the worst case, if you can't remove it urgently,
you may cut yourself with a ring cutter.
Hello, this is Nightspeak.
I'm sorry, but this will break.
I'll try it, but I'd like you to be prepared.
I don't think you can do it once you try it.
So you'll know as soon as you try it?
Yes.
- Is it moving? - Not at all.
- It's not moving. - It's not moving.
To be honest, you don't want to cut it off.
- You know... - Yes?
- With him... - Yes?
- Ah! - What?
- With you... - What?
- I think we can cut it off.
- So that's the reason.
- It's the first ring you gave me. - Yes.
- Can you wait for a moment? - Yes.
- So that's the reason. - Yes.
- I'm happy for you, but it's the first time I've heard you feel like that. - Yes.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
- If I may ask you... - Yes?
- Do you want to be together? - Yes, I do.
- For example... - Yes?
- If you're determined to be together... - Yes?
- Would you like me to say it? - Yes.
- As one of your suggestions. - That's fine with me, but my feelings won't change.
- Have you ever said it clearly? - No, I haven't.
- You haven't? - No.
- If you feel like it, it's a great opportunity.
- But it's a personal matter, so please listen to me. - No, no.
- If you're determined... - Yes, I am.
- It's a great opportunity. - Yes.
- I'm sorry for keeping you waiting. - No problem.
- Um... - Yes?
- I've talked with Shigetan about a lot of things. - Yes?
- Can you tell me what you think of Shigetan now?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Thank you for taking such good care of me. - No problem.
- Even if you cut us off... - Yes?
- We won't be cut off. - Yes.
- We'll be together from now on. - Yes.
- We'll give you a wedding ring that you want. - Thank you.
- Please get married. - I understand.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'm embarrassed. - It's not good to be the only one in the store.
- How do you feel now? - I'm happy.
- Are you happy? - It's too sudden and I don't understand it yet.
- I understand it a little. - Yes.
- I think I should just follow you. - I see.
- Shall we cut it? - Yes.
- Is it okay if we do it all of a sudden? - Yes.
Can you cut it that easily?
- Huh? - Can you cut it that easily?
- Yes, I can. - Oh, you can?
- Yes. - Oh, you can.
- It's like... - Hey, hey!
- It's like a shutter. - Can you cut it that easily?
- It's like a shutter. - Yes, I can.
It's open. It's open!
Okay, okay, okay! I can do it!
Okay! I got it! I got it!
I got it!
- You got it! - I got it!
Wow!
Okay, okay, okay!
You made a pin at a time when you didn't need it at all.
- Hmm... - You don't need that pin at all, you know?
- Well, we cut off the rings for now. - Yes.
- The rest is for you two to get married. - Yes, I got it.
- Um, do a lot of things. - Yes.
- Buy the rings you like... - Yes.
- And have them hold your hands. - Yes.
- Please do it! - Yes.
- Congratulations! - Yes.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Can I say one more thing? - Yes.
It's better for you two not to get any fatter than this!
Wow, good job! Good job!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- So... - Yes.
- So, we agreed and cut off the rings for a while. - Yes.
- Well, I think you two will get married. - Yes.
- I'm glad you two are together forever. - Yes.
- You two are really close. - Yes.
- Well, you got the rings. - Yes.
- You two are happy now. - Yes.
- After the show, you two will eat grilled meat. - Yes!
- Yes, yes! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes, thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Well, I have some news for you. - Yes.
- Today's guest, Sasaki Kuranosuke-san... - Yes.
- ...will try to act alone for the first time in the play "Macbeth". - Wow, that's amazing!
- Yes. - What will you do for us, guest?
- Well... - Yes.
- Well...
- On August 12th, at Morinomiya Beauty Hall... - Yes.
- ...I will act alone in the play "Macbeth". - Yes.
- I will play about 20 of the characters in "Macbeth". - Wow!
- And... - Wow!
- I went to see the play "Macbeth" in Scotland. - You went to see it.
- I went around Scotland. - Wow!
- I went to places like that. - You are a man of pictures.
- Thank you very much! - You are a man of pictures.
- That's right. - And...
- How about today's three? - No!
- It was strange. - It was strange, but...
- Well... - Yes.
- Well... the third one... - Yes.
- I... - Did you like it?
- No, really... - Yes.
- "Night Scoop"... - Yes.
- "Night Scoop"... "Night Scoop"... It was praise for "No Good for You". - Yes.
- I thought I would do some funny things again today... - Yes.
- Making a chance like that for your wife... - Yes.
- I thought it would be a fun program. - Yes, it is.
- You are doing a good job, I'm sure of it. - Yes.
- And with that, this program is available for your request. - Yes!
- For those of you who adopted this plan, we have this referral form. - Yes.
- For those of you who came to watch our play at the studio, we will give you this special clear file!
- And with that, we will see you next week! Thank you very much!
(applause)
For any questions you may have on a daily basis, please contact us at this detective office.
Our address is 530-8011. We're looking for Detective Night Scoop.
He's not here! He's at the bar counter!