AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you more than usual
Let's start with the first request.
Yes, the first request is from 17-year-old Lisa Shimizu, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
When my mother finds a fly, she brings a rubber band and kills it with a rubber band.
A fly...
Many people say it's amazing, so I'd like you detectives to see it, too.
And I'd like you to try how good my mother is.
When it's summer, flies come out a lot.
That's right. When it's summer, flies come out a lot, so it's a happy trick.
It seems like you can do it if you think about it, but you can't do it if you think about it, can you?
You can't hit a fly with a rubber band.
Is it like this?
Even with this, you can't do it with a fly.
I've seen how far you can do it and how good you are at it, so please watch this video.
17-year-old Lisa Shimizu.
You're the one who requested it, right?
Yes.
Your mother, your daughter, requested it.
Your mother thinks you're an amazing fly catcher.
I always have it with me.
You always have it with you?
I always have it with me.
It's a thick rubber band.
That's right. It's a rubber band and it's like this.
Why do you do that?
Because when I'm at work, flies come out and it's annoying, so I think I'm angry and bring it like this.
You think you're angry and bring it like this, right?
That's right.
When you start with a rubber band you use at work and when you drop it, you think you can do it.
I can do it.
I go looking for it and it's like "fly, bread".
You can do it like that?
Yes.
I've prepared some flies here.
I've talked about about ten of them in this room.
I've already found one on the ceiling and I've stopped at various places.
I've talked about about ten of them.
It's stopped in a dark place on the table.
Let's go.
Yes.
Wow, it's gone.
Wow.
This is it.
Mom, do you want me to do it?
Yes.
Wow, it hit it.
Wow.
It's gone.
This is it. This is the weapon.
Anyway, I understand your ability.
I also understand the meaning of what you asked for.
This is amazing.
What do you want to do with this?
I want to see how much I can do with a pachinko.
For example, instead of exterminating flies...
Do you want me to do it, mom?
Do you want me to do it?
Your clothes may get dirty.
I exterminated it!
It was there! The one on my shoulder was there!
You are amazing, mom!
For example, darts players, bowplayers...
There are also people who know how to play and throw balls.
I think there are various specialists.
I will prepare it for you now.
Would you like to have a competition with them?
I will do my best.
Mom, are you confident?
I am confident.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Now, we have moved to another place.
I would like to start the competition from here.
When I aimed at the target, there were no one who could defeat them.
I called out various people.
And you gave me that rubber band.
Now, we will start with this person.
Please come in!
Hello.
Welcome.
Please come in.
This person is the Japanese top darts player.
Until now, there have been 9 competitions in Japan.
You won 4 of them.
Mom, are you confident?
I am confident.
Are you sure?
Mom, could you show me how professional darts players play?
Sure.
(laughs)
Three in the middle.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
Now, we're inviting one more amazing person.
Please!
Hello.
Please, please.
Um...
Tatsuya Sakai.
Yes.
By the way, what trophy is this from 2004?
What trophy is it?
I think it's from when I won the world championship.
(laughs)
World champion!
That's right, yes.
In 2004, you won the world championship.
Yes.
Can you do something here?
Like using a toy or something?
At this distance, I'm placing three matchboxes.
And you're going to hit them with this, Sakai-san?
Yes.
That's the world's ability, right?
Oh, is this the world level?
Takai-san, I haven't said it yet, but my mother is fighting flies with that rubber.
I saw this too.
I want to let you know how good my mother is, right?
My daughter.
So I'd like to do something like a fighting game.
Thank you for your cooperation.
First, flycatcher championship!
Are you confident?
Leave it to me.
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes.
What about you, Hoshino san?
I think I can do it if I concentrate more.
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes.
What about you, mom?
I'll win.
Will you win?
Actually, it's a little sad to leave a flycatcher and fight.
So we will not use a flycatcher.
There were some people who wanted to be a flycatcher.
Do you want to be a flycatcher?
Yes!
We do it because we like it.
Please do it without hesitation.
We have a target.
The black one is a target that fits the size of the flycatcher.
I want you to aim for it.
You can aim for any of the three targets.
And here's the hard part.
When you remove the target, you drop out.
It's a winning method.
If you don't hit it, you can't move on.
If you drop out in the first place, you will fight against each other.
Of course, if all three of you win, you will move on to the next step.
The difficulty will increase little by little.
You brought a big gun.
Isn't it amazing?
What is it?
It's a gun with a sponge.
It looks like a rifle, so it's more accurate.
I'm serious about it.
You're serious about it.
Right, left, middle.
Which one should we aim for?
Please aim for the right one.
Aim for the black target on the right.
If the judgment becomes complicated, it will be troublesome.
We also have a super slow camera.
If the judgment becomes complicated, we will use the super slow camera.
We will check the accuracy.
You got it.
First of all, you cleared the first question.
Congratulations, Sakai.
Which target should we aim for?
In the middle.
How was that? Let's watch it again.
How about that?
He's ready to fight back.
Let's watch it one more time. He released the arrow!
What will he do?
He hit it! He hit it! He hit it!
He hit it! Pochino, you did a great job!
Both Japanese and world champions have hit their arrows.
Let's watch it one more time.
How confident are you?
I'm fine.
- You're fine? - Yes.
Then, use the rubber of your weapon and show us what you've got.
- Right or left or middle? - Middle.
Middle?
You've been hit a lot with the dart earlier.
- Next, use the rubber. - Yes.
Didn't you just hit it?
He's looking at the trajectory of the rubber completely.
He stretched out the rubber. I think it was released.
Oh, didn't you just hit it?
Congratulations! You hit it perfectly.
Now, as my mother was waiting for you, all of you cleared the first test.
Now, let's move on to the second test.
I'll increase the difficulty a little.
Each of you will have a slight movement.
It's a slight movement, but you can choose any of them.
There is a moment when it stops for a moment.
I'd like you to aim for it.
Which target will you aim for?
I'd like you to aim for the left.
Left? Left means butt!
Are you okay with that?
There is a moment when it stops for a moment.
That's right. I'd like you to aim for it and hit it.
I hit it!
Now, a bullet stopped on the left is coming.
I hit it!
That's great!
Now, no one has missed it yet.
Now, miss.
Yes.
Right, left, middle, second test. Which one will you aim for?
Middle.
Next, middle.
Yes.
You got it! Let's see the superstar!
It's open here. It's exciting to want to be a fly, isn't it?
She threw it here.
Now, the arrow has flown. She's staring at the arrow she wants to be a fly with.
Great!
Great! You smashed it! Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
Both of you hit it perfectly.
If you miss it now, you'll drop out of the game.
Which arrow do you want to be a fly with?
With the left one.
With the left one, you mean you want to aim at the buttocks, don't you?
Yes.
Didn't you hit it just now?
Will the rubber come out?
Wow!
Didn't you hit it just now?
You hit it!
It means that everyone in the second division has cleared it.
You hit it, didn't you?
Now, we've come to the third division without anyone failing.
The rule of the third division is that the distance will increase by one point five times.
And before that, an obstacle will enter.
Please slip through it and hit it.
How is it? Didn't you hit it just now?
Now, the obstacle is where the other side of the board passed through, right?
He got it!
Oh, it's broken! Isn't it a hit?
Congratulations!
It's a success!
Since you missed it, you've been eliminated for the first time!
It's a little different from the distance I usually do.
That's right.
Now, if you hit this rubber band, you'll be in fourth place.
If you miss it, you'll lose.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Even so, if you miss it...
You'll be eliminated for the first time.
Unfortunately, you've been eliminated!
And so, Sakai-san, you've won!
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Unfortunately, you've been eliminated, but how was it?
I can't beat a world champion.
That's right.
After this, go back to your hometown and open it yourself.
I don't think there will be a champion like you at that time.
Thank you.
And so, this time, the person who did it won.
That's how it turned out.
After all, there is a way of chasing a dart, but it's about distance.
If the distance extends...
There is a fixed distance.
Yes.
After all, you can't throw it.
But, you know, even my mom who wears rubber bands...
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's really high quality.
But now, when I watch the video, I think about it again...
What are adults doing together?
It's just an amazing technique, isn't it?
Aiming with rubber bands...
Thank you for your next request.
The next person is from Asai Yuto, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 17 years old.
This is a request from a high school student.
Yes.
At once, please let me make up with my 74-year-old grandfather.
Yes.
My grandfather had a great friend who always played with him since elementary school.
His name was Takeichi-san, also known as Iwamura Takekazu-san.
Yes.
Even after graduating middle school, they drank together and were really good friends.
Yes.
However, at a reunion about 40 years ago, they had a big fight.
Yes.
They have never met.
However, three years ago, she happened to meet Takeuchi, who runs a fish shop in a shopping district.
At that time, he gave her his favorite food, octopus, as a return gift.
On the other hand, he said only one word to her, "How are you?"
And this New Year's Day, he said to his relatives, "I'm not young anymore, and I should make up with Takeuchi for the rest of my life."
He suddenly asked for a big favor.
Even so, he doesn't contact him and seems to be stubborn.
Detective, please. Could you make up with my grandfather and my great friend Takeuchi? Thank you.
This is not a serious mission again.
That's right.
He is an old-fashioned grandfather, but he is a little stubborn.
She hasn't met her grandfather in 40 years, but it's hard for her to say that she wants to meet her grandfather herself.
She has been thinking about strategies many times.
Could she make up with her grandfather? Please watch the video.
How old is your grandfather?
My grandfather is 74 years old.
74 years old!
Yes.
I haven't seen you cry so much since you were 74 years old.
That's right. It's the first time I've seen my grandfather cry since I was born.
Is it your first time?
Yes, I haven't seen it before.
Did you cry like that?
Oh, there is a video of that time.
Is there a video?
Yes.
My sister was recording it at that time.
Why are you recording it?
It's pretty open, isn't it?
It's a lot better now.
Is it better now?
Yes, it's more open now.
It's like an old man next door.
Yes, it is.
It's a lot of noise, so it's hard to record.
Yes, it is.
Something broke.
It broke suddenly.
Everything was clogged up.
I was a little scared.
I was told not to do it in one go.
But I cried a lot.
Yes, you did.
This is a pretty serious case.
You must have suffered a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What were you taking photos of? I mean videos.
It was funny, and it was the first time I saw you cry like that, so I thought I'd take it.
You're crying and it's funny, and you thought you'd take it, and it's the first time you've seen it.
The sentence is short, but it's scary.
Your grandfather's friends are pretty close friends, aren't they?
Yes, that's right. We've worked together before.
You've worked together before?
Yes, yes, yes. Although it collapsed.
That was a side note.
Does your grandmother say to you, "Shouldn't you contact me?"
Was it this? You're already dead, so you'd better answer me at the end.
Leave me alone! Get out of my way!
And you get angry.
It's scary.
You suddenly say, "Nightscape."
And you say, "Let's make up."
Do you suddenly say, "Let's make up" and leave?
No way!
Can you say it with a different kind of tension?
Is there anything you can eat?
My hobby is fishing.
That's just right.
Let's go fishing.
And you ask your grandmother to eat the fish you caught as a surprise.
To my grandfather?
That's right. My grandfather is good at fishing, so I asked him to eat it as a surprise.
Hello. I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
This is "Detective Night Scoop" which airs in the morning and night.
I received a request from you.
I would like you to help my grandfather.
What?
It's a surprise for you.
I want you to act like you caught a fish.
I'm surprised you asked me that.
I knew you would say that.
I see.
I would like you to help my grandfather, too.
We finally came to "Nanko Obotsu".
We're here.
My grandfather is serious.
He gives me advice on how to catch a fish and which method is best.
It's a little painful, but...
While I'm fishing, I'll ask questions and do my best.
I don't want you to say it.
I'll do my best for you.
Start!
What did you usually do with your friends?
Karaoke.
What did you do?
Karaoke is popular now.
I don't know.
I didn't play with my friends when I was tired.
Oh, you didn't play with your friends.
It's the same for fish.
You can't catch them.
Is there anything you want to do with your friends?
If I had one, I wouldn't say it in a nice way,
but my father and my mother have said it many times,
even after they died.
I wish they would have said it more.
I just woke up.
I was about to get caught.
I just got a pin.
It's heavy.
It's different from what I thought.
I told you about my sister's marriage.
She's rich and she's like this.
It's a lot.
You don't have to know that.
It's a lot.
Even if you wipe it with a wet towel, it doesn't come off at all.
Have you cried recently?
Anything is fine.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was sad.
You were sad.
No, no.
Nothing.
Nothing?
Hey.
Yes.
Let's talk for a moment.
Yes.
I'm alone.
Concentrate.
Go over there and concentrate for a moment.
Somehow...
Even if it's just a little...
I understand.
Bye-bye.
In the first place, you have someone else.
Yes.
Do you want to make up or not?
If you say you don't want it anymore...
It's hard.
After all, it's not like this.
Oh, that's it.
It says "Iyomura show".
Hello.
Good morning.
Are you Takiuchi?
Yes, that's me.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you know Yoshiaki Matsui?
It's nostalgic.
What kind of relationship do you have with him?
We are classmates.
Classmates?
Yes.
Since elementary school.
You were very close.
Yes.
You were together all the time.
We've been together since we were little.
Have you met recently?
No, we haven't met for about 40 years.
You haven't met for about 40 years?
Yes.
To be honest...
Takiuchi, do you want to meet Matsui?
Oh, of course I want to meet him.
Of course I want to meet him.
Well...
I've already made up my mind.
He always says it.
To be honest, I don't know what I've done this time.
Maybe we should talk about it in person.
Can I say something?
Actually, it wasn't a surprise for my grandmother.
Actually, it was a surprise for my grandfather.
My grandfather had a fight with his best friend.
So...
Yes, yes, yes...
So, Yuto-gun...
Yes, yes, yes...
It's about Iwamura Takeuchi.
Yes, yes, yes...
What happened? Do you remember it?
I remember it, but I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Are you embarrassed?
It's not embarrassing, but...
Thank you.
So...
I want you to make up with me.
Okay, okay...
But...
Not tomorrow, but...
Yes.
I promise you that I will go and see you.
Won't you go today?
What?
Today?
Let's go!
Shall we go?
I think you'll be surprised, too.
I don't think you've forgotten me.
My face...
It was just a dream.
You and I used to be good friends.
We drank together like men.
There's a song like that.
It's burning in my head now.
You and I used to be good friends.
We drank together like men.
There's a song like that.
It's burning in my head now.
How old are you?
Me?
How old?
- You're getting older. - Maybe.
You're getting older, so you're angry.
- How old am I? - You look so healthy.
- I wanted to meet you. - I know you did.
- I don't know...
It's in your heart, isn't it?
You felt like you had done something wrong.
I'm happy about it.
I thought I wouldn't die until I got better.
No, I mean it.
It's New Year's Eve.
I've been dead for a year now.
Right?
So I'm going to tell you about my life.
I'm not going to tell you about you.
I'm happy about it.
You have a great-grandchild.
Thank you very much.
I've lived for many years now.
Can I die tomorrow?
No, you don't have to do that.
I'm happy about it.
I'm going to die, but I'm going to have fun.
I'm happy about it.
Thank you very much.
They were really good friends.
They were friends who celebrated their wedding anniversary together.
I wish they had reconciled earlier.
I know.
I think it's been too long since I said I couldn't do it.
But they reconciled well.
My grandchild asked me to do this.
So I was able to meet you this time.
I heard that you've become very kind to your grandchild.
What?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You're very kind.
Let's move on to the last person.
The last person is from Ichikawa Kenta, who lives in Sakai City, Osaka Prefecture.
He's an 18-year-old college student.
I'm a first-year college student who's been going to Kyoto Foreign Language University since this spring.
I'd like you to investigate the strange feelings I've had since I was young.
When I touch my own nipple,
I can't put it into words, but it makes me feel strange.
It makes me feel lonely.
It makes me feel nostalgic.
Something like that?
For some reason, I always remember when I was a kid.
Is it just me?
It's a very serious request.
Would you like me to investigate it?
Nipple?
Yes.
It's like a little emotional reconciliation, but it's a nipple.
Is the requester serious?
Yes.
Is it just me?
There are various feelings.
I'd like you to investigate this mysterious mystery.
What?
The requester, as usual,
has his nipple touched.
I'd like you to investigate it.
I've been looking at it for a long time.
It's like drawing a mechanical pencil.
Oh, something has been born.
- Hello. - Hello.
How do you feel?
Loneliness and nostalgia are mixed.
Is it like a song of Ryoko Shinohara?
- Is it like love and sadness? - Something like that.
It's like all of my friends are sitting alone.
- Is it like that in real life? - Yes.
- Maybe it will be like that after this broadcast. - Will it be like that in real life?
Maybe it will be like that.
But it's like that.
I definitely remember the video of me taking a nap in kindergarten.
- Oh, that's lonely. - Lonely.
- I don't know how I feel now. - You don't know.
- I don't know. You are a strange person. - Yes.
When I was studying, I touched my belly like this.
Then I felt lonely.
I had to leave it alone for about two hours or I couldn't study anymore.
How old did you start?
When I was in kindergarten, I started to feel lonely when I touched my belly.
I didn't have that image in kindergarten.
You just felt lonely.
I didn't have anything but I still felt lonely.
You were focusing on your left side.
Yes.
Does it make you feel depressed?
No, it doesn't make me feel depressed.
It makes me feel lonely when I touch my belly twice.
Does it make you feel lonely when you touch your belly twice?
Yes.
He's here.
I see.
As a detective, I'll touch your nipples.
Does it make you feel lonely?
Yes.
Let's do it together.
Let's do it.
Please.
It's embarrassing.
Does it make you feel lonely when you touch your belly twice?
Yes.
Does it make you feel lonely?
Please touch your nipples.
♪ And I'll say your love grows as you are ♪
I don't miss any of them.
[Laughter]
I think one of them is the best.
Yeah.
The thumb...
[Laughter]
I'm getting sleepy. [Laughter]
I'll use my familiar finger of Kenta to touch my nipples.
Like this.
Can you do it in double?
[Laughter]
You can't do it.
Uncle, I'm embarrassed.
You made a young man touch his nipples in double.
[Laughter]
When I watch TV, I often do it like this.
Maybe you should do it while watching TV.
While lying down?
Emotions may come out.
[Laughter]
You know, my dad...
[Laughter]
Yes.
He gave me a canteen and a scoop of candy.
Yes.
I was overjoyed and happy.
Oh, really?
Yes.
[Laughter]
I can't show you this anymore.
[Laughter]
No!
[Laughter]
I don't know how you feel!
[Laughter]
Good morning.
You look like a good guy. What do you do?
I'm a writer.
A writer?
Yes.
You're a star, right?
Yes.
You're a star, right?
Yes, I am.
As expected of a star.
Can we talk for a second?
Yes, of course.
Can we talk for a second?
I feel something.
[Laughter]
When you touch your own nipples,
don't you feel something strangely sad or strangely painful?
I don't think so.
[Laughter]
Excuse me!
[Laughter]
Don't you feel something strangely sad or strangely painful?
My own nipples?
Yes.
No, I don't!
[Laughter]
How is it?
It's nothing.
[Laughter]
Good morning.
You look beautiful.
Can we talk for a second?
Ouch!
[Laughter]
When you touch your own nipples,
don't you feel something strangely sad or strangely painful?
I've done it before.
You've done it before?
I've done it before.
You've done it before?
Yes.
How do you feel now?
I don't think so.
[Laughter]
How is it?
[Laughter]
I see.
If you say it, I will get angry.
[Laughter]
Hello.
I am serious.
Don't you feel nostalgia or sadness in your nipples?
It's not sadness, but it makes me bigger.
[Laughter]
It makes me bigger.
[Laughter]
Don't you try it?
I am interested in it.
If you do it yourself and feel it, you may notice it.
I'm sorry for ordering weird things all of a sudden.
Don't worry about it.
It's like a duty to cooperate with people from Osaka.
[Laughter]
You don't have to do it.
Thank you for listening to me.
I was moved by you.
You are welcome.
Dad, you are using both hands all of a sudden.
[Laughter]
I like it.
[Laughter]
It's like Japanese TV is leading the world.
[Laughter]
It was intense.
Dad, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I'm at a game center.
Wait a minute.
My emotions are exploding.
Should I stop it?
My emotions are exploding.
Should I stop it?
[Laughter]
It's kind of heavy.
Huh?
It's cold.
It's scary.
[Laughter]
Didn't you feel anything?
Sad or lonely?
Not really.
Not at all.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Am I the only one like this?
Are you the only one like this?
Is it weird for you to be like this?
No, I don't want to say it's weird.
If I ask this person, I might be able to understand something about your nervous system.
Excuse me.
Hello.
One thing I can think of is that when you touch your nervous system,
there is a chemical reaction that secretes brain matter.
Really?
Yes, oxytocin.
When oxytocin comes out, other hormones in the brain move.
It's not strange for people to have various emotions, but it's very precious.
I see.
For example, if a mother lets her baby suck her nipples,
then oxytocin comes out.
When you suck your nipples, oxytocin comes out and you think of your baby.
So you think of your baby.
Is it love?
You miss your childhood.
It's love.
It's love hormone.
It's love hormone, isn't it?
I'm glad you like it.
So it's not strange for you.
It's not strange for you.
People like him who feel that way don't think anything else is strange.
I see.
I'm glad you like it.
I'm relieved.
You're relieved?
I'm relieved.
You're relieved of many things.
I'm going to take out oxytocin every day from now on.
You're overdoing it.
It's not strange at all.
It's not strange.
Some people feel the same way as you do.
Anna and I tried it a few times.
We did it in the office dressing room.
We did it.
The manager came in and said, "May I consult you about anything?"
That's all.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for watching it again today.
It's a wide program.
I really think so.
For now, I want to touch and borrow everything from Shin-Osaka to Shin-Yokama.
This program is available for everyone's request.
For those of you who have accepted our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
Please send your questions to this detective office.
The address is 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Night Scoop.
The first thing I want to say is...
Don't wash shiitake mushrooms!