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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In the secret room only for weekends, you dance
CHICU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your cheek
TSUTAMAETE YUMUCHUU ni NARERU NO WA You catch it and you get addicted
KONO TOKI DAKE TO KISU SHITE ITSUMO YORI To kiss only at this moment more than usual
Reporter Erikal Matsuo, based on a request from everyone watching TV, the Party Detective Bureau will dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor is Taro Kida, the supreme advisor of the party's detective bureau.
I feel like I'm on an empty stomach.
I've had a little cold for about four days.
My hands and mouth are numb.
If you don't eat, you won't be able to work.
What did you eat for four days?
Did you eat anything?
You haven't eaten anything for four days.
As the song goes, Shafir's voice sounds like Tetsuro Tamba's.
Let's take it easy.
Watch the VTR and cheer up!
So, today's first guest is...
The first guest is 22-year-old Sekine Soushi from Aichi Prefecture.
He's from the company.
Good evening, everyone at the Detective Bureau.
On this trip, we brothers and sisters will continue for about 20 years.
I would like you to play "rubber war" to end it.
Oh!
"Rubber war" is...
The one who plays rock-paper-scissors and wins...
...will put rubber bands on the part of the opponent's body they like.
It's just rubber bands, but it's a terrible war where the pain is getting worse and worse.
The other day, my brother tried to play "rubber war" again.
He made me flick my fist and started playing rock- paper-scissors.
He put rubber bands on my defeated body and laughed like a devil when he saw me in pain.
My brother Michihito is 23 years old and a good adult.
When I think about how long we brothers and sisters will continue like this, I feel sad.
I would like you to play "rubber war" for 20 years and end it.
When we were children, it was popular to play "rubber war" with rubber bands.
However, in elementary school and junior high school, my brothers and sisters couldn't quit even when they were 23 years old.
Why couldn't they quit?
Did "rubber war" end?
Let's watch the video.
Well, it's common for any sibling to have something like this.
That's right.
Saying "stop it" like that.
It feels like it's going to rip off somewhere.
I've been challenging myself for 20 years.
I can't stand it.
It's about to end this "rubber war".
Are you saying "rubber war"?
Rubber war.
How do you shoot it now?
That's right.
As for how to shoot it, it's like this.
Spread it out like a pachinko.
Hold one and shoot hard.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ouch!
Now...
Do you really need to do it now?
No, that's it.
This subtle pain continues all the time.
What happens in that game?
If I win rock-paper-scissors, I won't do anything and it will end there.
If he wins, I'll shoot it.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Why do you play rock-paper-scissors?
It's surprisingly persistent.
What if you win?
Me?
I don't know if I want to quit or if I want him to stop coming out honestly.
To be honest, I haven't decided on a rule of character yet.
Well, it hasn't been established in the first place.
That's right.
If you win, you won't do it, right?
No, I won't do it.
Of course, you've been persuading him to quit a lot of times, haven't you?
Yes.
What do you say when you say that?
The game hasn't started yet.
What?
What about your job?
My brother is working as a nurse.
Again?
What?
You've been nursed by a guy like that.
That's right.
Is this my brother?
Oh, Soushi has come in.
This image of my brother was completely different.
I thought he might be a little more mischievous.
He looks serious.
Well, to tell you the truth...
Oh, he's here!
He's here!
It's like...
It was like hitting a poker table!
I'll do it! Why are you putting it out?
You said you'd do it first, but you put it out. You lost.
Huh?
No.
To go next, you have to take the punishment.
It's against the rules.
Don't put it out, you idiot!
What is he doing? He's an idiot!
Why did you hit me? You're an idiot!
You're an idiot!
Yes, you are.
No, you are!
I'm a little mad too.
I'm mad at your stupidity too.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Do you know him?
Tamura-san?
Are you from Dante's Night Scoop?
Yes, I am.
I watch you a lot!
Oh, you do?
Are you off from work today?
No, I'm not.
What do you do for work?
I'm a nurse.
A nurse?
Why did you want to be a nurse?
When I was in second grade, my dad got a heart attack and I wanted to be a nurse.
You're such a good brother!
You're such a young man!
No, I'm not like that.
Can you imagine why you came here?
Rubber?
That's right.
Why don't you do it?
Isn't it funny?
When you get hurt.
That's how it is.
Do you do that with your friends?
No, I've never done it with my friends.
So you don't wear a rubber band at all?
Not yet.
Only with your brother?
Yes.
For your classmates and other people,
you don't feel that way,
does it only apply to your brother?
Of course it does,
but he still talks to me about it now.
When I was in Korea,
I thought about how I could start a conversation,
and I thought that if I did what I always did,
I could start a conversation.
You're my big brother.
You're only wrong about how you do it.
To be honest, which one do you want to quit?
I don't want to quit.
I see.
What should I do for you to quit?
Quit?
Yes.
Big brother.
Yes.
If your brother wins today,
you won't do any marriage law.
So if I win,
I can still do it, right?
It can't be helped. It's a match.
It's a match between a man and a man,
who has nothing to do with their brothers.
Today, you'll have a match
according to proper rules,
and if your brother wins,
you won't do any marriage law.
If your brother wins...
Yes.
The rubber band will continue.
Let's have you two make a vow of handshake.
I'll do it again and again.
Your kind voice is even more scary.
It's like you're a freezer.
I'll win and forbid rubber bands.
Where did it hurt the most?
The back of my thigh.
It hurts.
I feel like it hurts when I hit my stomach.
It's definitely not good.
I'll do it.
Ouch!
But I can stand it.
Hello?
Hello.
The request this time is...
Yes, yes.
There are rubber bands, right?
There are some points where you feel pain.
You're an expert.
The back of my knee and around my neck.
What?
The front of my butt.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
It's not fun. It only hurts.
There are many points where you feel pain in the back of your knee.
I didn't expect that.
I'll do it.
It hurts.
Really?
It hurts.
It hurts like when you hit your thigh.
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
It hurts.
Where is it?
Do you want me to do it?
Yes.
Maybe it's the butt vest.
The most...
Come on!
I'll do it.
Come on!
It hurts!
Does it hurt?
It hurts!
I know how to make it hurt.
Yes.
Let's do our best.
We'll win for sure!
Yes!
We'll win!
We'll change our lives today!
We will!
Here you go, brother!
Wow!
Brother...
You're starting to look like a man who fights.
So, the rules...
Until now, they've been a little vague.
I've thought about it.
As usual...
Rock-paper-scissors to get an attack right.
The one who gets attacked...
For three seconds...
If you don't speak up...
That round is clear.
I think brothers have their own feelings.
Let's hit all of those feelings...
And fight!
The winner is decided!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors is weak!
Okay.
Three...
Two...
One...
Okay!
What is this mysterious tension?
The atmosphere is getting crazy!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I got it!
I got it, brother!
Here...
On my knee...
Here I go!
Three...
Two...
One...
Okay!
It hurts!
Is rubber this painful?
Wasn't it that painful?
You're about to cry!
It hurts!
Are you giving up?
Of course not!
Rock-paper-scissors!
My butt...
Now...
Can you say goodbye to the rubber war?
Let's go!
OK!
Sen!
OK!
Why is it so serious?
I don't know, but from the beginning...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Sen!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Sen!
Rock, paper, scissors!
For the first...
For the first three times in a row!
Today's first three-time attack!
Will it work?!
Have you decided yet?
Well...
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough!
My younger brother is also angry!
My mother can stand it even now!
Their hearts won't break! Mental strength battle!
For the first...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh! He took it!
Now...
Not four times in a row!
The calling point is...
The back of the knee!
Of course, it's the back of the knee!
The wounds are piling up and becoming one!
Let's go!
It's out!
I did it!
This game is my brother's victory!
I did it!
Finally!
I won!
The fate of the five teams has been decided!
My brother's victory!
Thank you!
It's good that you don't play gompachin anymore, right?
Yes.
You won't do it again, right?
No, I won't.
However, there is also loneliness and anxiety.
The reason I started playing gompachin was because of rebellious period.
As in the past, if you play gompachin because you can't speak well anymore,
you may not be able to communicate well anymore.
I'm a little relieved.
I'm relieved, too.
Let's end with a handshake.
Yes.
I'm glad you're in such pain.
If you're a nurse, you have to know the pain of others the most.
You can't forget that.
Really.
They're good brothers.
Yes, they are.
They love each other, too.
However, I think there is a better way of doing it.
He's amazing.
His brother's neck is visible.
The next day at work, he said, "I won even if I were a cat."
I won even if I were a cat.
Let's move on to the next candidate.
The next candidate is from Hirohito Kagawa, who lives in Sakai City, Osaka Prefecture, who is 18 years old and a high school third-year student.
He wrote this request on February 9th.
I got my dream car license.
Congratulations!
However, the tragedy came all of a sudden.
When I got my new license on my way home,
When I entered my house through the front door with a smile,
Suddenly, my hand slipped and I dropped my license on my feet.
The moment I realized it, I kicked it with my left foot.
The license just slipped on the floor,
and went in through a gap of about three millimeters into the wall.
I got my license only an hour later.
Really?
I tried to get the license out of the wall,
but I couldn't do anything about it.
I don't want to make a big deal of it,
but I'm going to force it out of my parents,
so I hope you can find it in a gentle way,
without destroying the house.
You've brought a lot of things for this show.
That's right.
Before, when I was on the stairs,
where there was a gap of about one centimeter,
I had a Kamen Rider wallet.
That's about one centimeter.
This time, it's three millimeters.
I think this is quite difficult.
Now, has the driver's license with a gap of three millimeters come out?
Please have a look.
Oh, hello! My name is Ishida, a detective.
How old are you now?
I'm 18 years old now.
Are you a third-year high school student?
I'm a third-year high school student.
You're graduating this year, aren't you?
Yes, this year.
When did you get your license?
I've had my license since October.
I went to Donichi and Hansan.
And I finally got it yesterday.
I've been packing it up since October, and I finally got it.
It's been 11, 12, 1, 2 years.
Yes.
It's been five months.
Five months.
That's a long time.
What time did you get your license yesterday?
I got my license after two o'clock.
And I came back here at about three o'clock.
I came back and opened the door.
I was wondering if I could drive with this.
When it was a little higher, I dropped my license.
I hit my left leg and came in.
I came in about three millimeters from the wall and was about to cry.
It's been an hour since you came back here, right?
I didn't even touch it at home.
There's a three millimeter gap at the bottom.
I've been looking for it for about an hour.
I don't feel like I'm hitting it.
I put it in myself.
You don't feel like you're hitting it?
Yes.
Let's go to the site.
If that's the case, it's a pretty dark place.
The site is here.
Here?
Yes.
It's here.
It's a little gap.
What?
It's here.
This is...
This is no good.
This is the only place you can go in.
It's no good.
Yesterday, I did it with this undercoat, but it usually comes out from here.
Please come a little.
I'm sorry, but it usually comes out.
It comes out!
Yes, it comes out.
In other words, there is a high possibility that you fell down in the toilet and passed through here because of the momentum of the license plate.
Isn't it?
Let's do it.
Don't you know?
Isn't it a license plate?
Oh, it's not.
You have a license, don't you?
You passed through here, didn't you?
If you passed through here,
it means that there is a high possibility that you fell down in the toilet because of the momentum of the license plate.
- Nahamada-kun. - Yes.
I'm going to pass you now.
Oh, yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
Let's do it!
- Did you pass? - What?
What?!
No way!
Look! Look! I'm telling you like this...
This is difficult!
Hey!
What's up?
I passed out.
But...
I'm glad you passed out.
Let's think about it together.
Yes.
It's more powerful than usual, isn't it?
- It's powerful. - Isn't it?
What?!
God, please help me.
Is there any God?
Is it coming?
- It's not coming now. - It's not coming?! - Yes.
What's going on?!
- Isn't it telling you like this? - Yes, it is.
- Now, look at the screen. - Yes.
The big one.
- It's coming, right? - Yes.
It's not coming.
What's going on?
Isn't there a little magician in here?
I'm going to go from the top.
Are you coming now?
Not yet.
Not yet?
Not coming at all? Not yet?
Yes.
So it's like this on the floor.
It's like it's a little open here.
If you go smoothly, you can go through it.
Like this and like this.
Is it open here?
It's open and the board falls like this.
It's soft, so it's like this.
The hard one doesn't bend, so it goes straight out and comes out here.
It's a theory, but...
What if it falls?
If it falls, it's gone.
Isn't there a basement?
There may be a basement.
Is there a basement?
Not a basement, but under this floor.
You may be able to see it.
The storage under the floor here...
Have you ever opened it? Have you opened it today?
No, I haven't opened it.
Do you think the storage under the floor here is connected that far?
There is no possibility.
This is...
I'm sorry, but...
I can't move this now.
That's fine.
If you can get out of here...
Look at this.
Put it in.
Now...
I think this is one of the basics.
I'm telling you as a whole.
Can you put this in?
I'll go and see if I can get in or where I can go.
My body is big.
First of all, this is...
This is...
All right!
Like this.
My head hits it.
And this goes around.
If it goes in here...
Then I'll go.
All right!
Wow! Can I do this?
Oh, sorry!
I need a light!
I'll go!
Come on!
It's dark.
Where are you?
I'm behind you.
OK!
Are you OK?
Please!
OK!
I'll go!
Please take care of the top!
OK!
Can you do it?
I'll do it! Please!
All right!
Wow!
Hey!
Yes! Now!
Now where? I'm here!
It's pretty close!
Is it here?!
It's here!
Wait a minute!
Wait...
This is...
Hey! Wait!
- Hiroshi! - What's up?
This...
There was a card-like one too!
Really?
Are you serious?
Someone dropped a card!
Were there any other cards?
Yeah!
Wait a minute, it's not here!
Wait a minute!
It's not here...
- Now? - Yes!
I'm under the hallway now!
Oh, it's in there!
Over there...
Maybe it's around here...
- Wait a minute! - Yes!
- Around here? - Yes!
It's around here!
- It's around here! - Yes! It's a pinpoint!
- A pinpoint?! - Yes, it's a pinpoint! It's here! I think it's up here!
- Did you find it? - Wait a minute...
This?!
[Laughter]
Is this it?!
What is it?!
Hiroo-kun!
Yes?!
It's here!
It's here?!
Thank you.
Is this it?!
Um...
Do you have the one with Mr. Tamaka?
That's...
Um...
Yes?
It's here!
Yes.
It's here!
My driver's license is back.
What do you want to do first?
First...
She is my generation.
Your generation?
Good job!
The problem is that you have to turn the camera yourself.
The focus is auto.
But you can go back and forth like this all the time.
I wanted to go home.
He went back and forth all the time.
That's amazing!
If you think about it calmly, it's a good story to reissue it.
I'm sorry.
Don't drop things in the gap.
Let's move on to the last client today.
The last person is Tadahiro Ogawa, who lives in Gifu Prefecture, and is 51 years old.
This is a request from a company employee.
I'm 51 years old.
I love Detective Night Scoop and I've always wanted to make a request.
I kept thinking about it, and when I thought about it again, I kept thinking about it over and over again, and I couldn't put it together.
It's fun, isn't it?
I don't know what to request anymore.
After all, it's not fun.
Detective, could you sort out my request?
Thank you.
I tried talking to my wife and she said, "I haven't laughed with you recently. It's embarrassing, so don't do it."
But I'll do my best.
I got a request for a new sense of humor.
I got a request for you to come and sort out things that aren't sorted out.
It's my first time.
I thought I wouldn't be able to put it together, but I really wanted to put it out.
I went to sort it out.
Please take a look at what happened.
Now, from the client.
I've been told to meet you at this station's home.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Are you Mr. Ogawa?
Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you.
What were you doing just now?
I was just taking pictures.
Selfie?
Yes, that's right. Selfie, yes.
What will you do with a selfie?
No, it's my hobby.
Selfie is your hobby?
You look scared.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is there a way to fail a selfie like this?
Oh, no, no, no.
Please take a look at this.
You can see it, can't you?
No, it's exactly like this.
You can see it yourself, can't you?
Yes, failure.
No, it's not like that.
Failure.
Don't be embarrassed.
Success.
I received your request this time.
It's a little complicated, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a little complicated and I'm sorry about it.
Yes, it is.
Why are you here?
Well, I happened to be in a little complicated situation now.
Is your house complicated, too?
Yes, it is.
I'm not very happy about my appearance on TV, so I'm here for a while.
Your family?
That's right.
Your wife and children?
Since you haven't been able to make ends meet?
Yes.
Since then?
Can I say everything?
Please tell me what you have.
It's about my butt.
I said it because my butt is soft.
Your butt is soft?
Yes, it is.
Once upon a time, there was a talented man in my company.
He touched my butt a lot.
I had the experience of being touched.
I thought he touched me a lot.
I wondered why he touched me.
He seemed to like my touch.
I don't feel bad when I'm touched.
You don't feel bad, do you?
I wanted to experience it again.
I'd like to experience it again if someone finds out about it.
I can do a lot of tricks.
What kind of tricks?
I can imitate pitchers.
You want me to imitate pitchers?
I can also imitate batters.
I wrote it in my notebook, but I can do a lot of things.
I can also walk.
I can also do magic.
Excuse me.
Yes?
I'm sorry.
Please stop me.
No problem.
I tried to broadcast without cutting, but I'm sorry for interrupting you.
I'm sorry for interrupting you.
One last thing.
You can also do a little magic.
That's right.
You can do a little magic, but you say "a little".
That's right.
It's not like that.
You like scoops, don't you?
I like it.
Have you ever seen anyone who can do a little magic?
Not really.
What do you think of people like that?
I don't think it's very interesting.
That's right.
You want to do a lot of things, don't you?
My head is messed up.
Let's get rid of that first.
Then you can organize it.
Yes.
What do you have with you?
Well...
Can you show me a little?
No, I haven't written much.
This is "Ochinko Chin Chin".
Oh, this is a pop song. I like pop songs.
What is "Ochinko Chin Chin"?
It's a pop song of Yukiya Konkon and it's called "Ochinko Chin Chin".
I finally found it!
You found it?
I finally found it!
A pop song of Yukiya Konkon and it's called "Ochinko Chin Chin".
Let's have Ogawa-san sing it for us.
It's a pop song of Yukiya Konkon and it's called "Ochinko Chin Chin".
Let's have him sing it for us.
"Ochinko Chin Chin"...
What are you thinking about?
I think we should do it at night.
No way!
Do you watch it?
I do, I do.
Do you watch "Night School"?
No, I don't watch it every week.
You don't watch it every week?
Yes, yes.
Can you tell me what you like about it?
Well...
What I like about it...
I'm really moved by it.
Actually, I'm renting my cousin's house today.
Is it cold?
It's cold.
Yes.
Can I go up to the stage now?
Oh, it's him.
Yes, it's my cousin.
Hello.
Is this your cousin, Ogawa-san?
Yes, it is.
You two have similar vibes.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
No, it's fine.
I'm really sorry for bothering you.
Yes, it's fine.
Writing with both hands.
Doesn't it sound like a little bit of a joke?
Thank you.
I want you to see this.
I'm going to write a different handwriting.
What?
I'm going to write a different handwriting.
You're going to write a different handwriting?
Yes, please tell me what you like about it.
"Spring, Summer, Autumn and East".
What do you think?
"Spring, Summer, Autumn and East" sounds good, doesn't it?
Let me see...
I'm sorry if I spelled it wrong.
No, it's fine.
I don't mind it.
What's this?
Well, it's hard to write, isn't it?
Why are you laughing? It's amazing.
I'm weak.
The number of squares is different.
I'm sorry.
At the end...
At the end, it was so funny.
I only did it with my right hand.
The number of squares is different.
We have to do it together.
I don't think it makes sense if we don't do it together.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's difficult.
I think I'll do it first.
Your right hand is stopped.
Really?
Oh, I got it.
I can't even hide it.
I'm sorry.
It was a little slippery, wasn't it?
Why...
Okay, I'll do it.
Mr. Ogawa, Mr. Ogawa...
Yes?
Why are you putting brackets?
I'm sorry.
Even now...
Yes?
You only did it with your right hand at the end.
It was funny, so I'll do it again.
I'm sorry.
You don't know what's funny, do you?
That's probably why it's like this.
I'm sorry.
I don't like talking about funny things with people.
- I'm not worried about that. - Um...
- Yes.
- A night scoop isn't like that, is it?
- It is.
- I'll take the order and if I can...
- Um...
- It's one of my duties.
- What will you do when you get it?
- I'll touch it again.
- You'll touch it again? - Yes.
- When you're about 20 years old.
- At that time, yes...
- It was about my second year, wasn't it?
- I got a job.
- I was like, "What's up with this guy?"
- But when I got fired...
- I was like, "Does he like me?"
- And you were like, "I like you too."
- I like the smile you make when you touch me.
- I like it.
- I want to meet you, Yamada-kun...
- Who has touched my butt in the summer.
- I want to meet you.
- I hope we can get along.
- We'll meet and touch butts like we used to and meet.
- That's right.
- That's the ending, right?
- I heard you got married because of rumors of a cold.
- How did you feel when you heard it?
- I'm really curious about whether you're happy now.
- I wonder if you're happy.
- You're talking about a woman you broke up with.
- That's not true.
- You're talking about a woman you broke up with.
- I'm happy now and I can accept it...
- But if I'm unhappy, I think I should do something about it.
- So...
- We've come to the station near your house.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Hello. - Hello.
- How are you? - I'm fine.
- I remember you. - It's been a while.
- Nice to meet you.
- How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- I'm Tamuken. - Tamuken?
- Yes. - Tamuken, Tamuken.
There were so many requests.
We couldn't decide which one to send out.
So we had to organize them.
Among them, there was a request to see you.
That's gross.
- That's gross. - I see.
- What's that? - He's avoiding me.
- I was wondering if you were doing well. - Is there such a touching reunion?
- So... - Yes.
I asked him why he wanted to see you so much.
He said you touched his butt a lot.
- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- Why did you say that?
He said you touched his butt three or four times a day.
- That's... - If you only say that...
- It's like you and I have a close relationship. - That's right.
And then...
When you said you got married,
you looked a little lonely.
No, no.
- That's not possible. - Bless you.
- You want me to touch you, right? - It's been a while.
Do it like you always do.
- Do it like you always do. - That's right.
That's enough.
- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- It's totally different from what we thought.
- Wait a minute. - What are you doing?
Can I touch you?
Why?
- I want you to touch me. - I'm ready.
- How do you like it? - Is it okay?
- It's soft. - What is it?
- Stop it!
- It's the last one. - Please.
- Do it like you always do. - It's cold. I'm sorry.
- It's cold. - Like you always do.
- Is it okay?
- It's gross. - It's okay.
- It's gross. - Is it?
It's really gross.
I want to make people laugh.
It's like an elementary school dropout.
It's okay to imitate various baseball players, but...
It's like Spider-Man in Chicago.
That's right.
He did it all for me, so I don't need it anymore.
I don't need it anymore.
You're relieved, aren't you?
I'm relieved.
Today, we had three brothers.
The third brother is very impressive.
The third brother has very low quality.
Compared to that, the second brother's license plate...
It's the first time we've had so many people at the venue.
That's right.
It was terrible.
After all you are a big deal.
But please don't drop it any more.
It's impossible even if it's less than 3 millimeters.
It was funny.
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