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This is the only time I can fall in love with you, kiss you, and hold you tighter than usual.
This is Kizuna Matsu Arika. At our detective bureau, we dispatch talented detectives who are the second favorites of TV viewers to pursue the truth. Today's advisor was Taro Kida, the chief advisor of our detective bureau. Thank you very much. thank you.
Well, let's take your first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Tomoki Tanigake, 31 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
yes.
Good evening, Director Nishida, Chairman Matsuo, and all the detectives.
yes.
My seven-year-old son, Yosuke, dreams of becoming a professional baseball player.
How nice.
He started practicing with a plastic bat every day from the age of five, and recently, he has been practicing throwing a plastic bat 100 times in the morning.In the sports test after entering elementary school, he ranked first in his class in softball throwing.
Although it may be his own way, it seems like he is working hard towards his dream so far.
However, when I went to the batting center the other day, I was having trouble hitting. In fact, I can't hit it at all.
I went home crying that day. Since then, I no longer want to go to the batting center.
So please. I would appreciate your cooperation until I can hit the ball at the batting center.
But it's still small, right?
That's right, I'm still in the first grade of elementary school, but when I go to the batting center, I help out and save my own pocket money. However, he returned home without playing or making any money.
That said, I'm really worried that if things continue like this, I'll give up and quit baseball.
thank you.
Now, can you take revenge at the batting center as a doctor? VTR please.
yes.
So, I arrived in front of the house of a boy who loves baseball. Look, there's definitely a boy who loves baseball. Beyond that,
Hello, baseball is amazing. I'm already wearing gloves. I was able to play catch at home. I love baseball. How much do I love it? I love it so much. I want to make my dreams come true. Nisa, do you have any plans or goals? Oh, seriously, let me tell you. First of all, high school is far away.
He goes half-way, goes back to the majors, goes back half-way, and then the coach says, wow, are you even thinking about retiring already? Are the players even talking about their goals for the majors? Who? Hmm? Ichiro. Well, I just heard that I went to the batting center, how did it go, and I didn't get hit at all.
What? Are you kidding me?
I hit a little on the first time, but I couldn't hit a single ball on the second time.
What?
I cried and came back.
When did you talk about it?
A long time ago, last spring.
So you haven't gone for almost a year?
Not really.
Why don't you go?
I'm frustrated and can't go.
Oh, I see.
It's my first failure.
I came this far because I thought I could do it on my own.
But I haven't been able to hit a single ball at the batting center, and now I'm frustrated.
Are you a little frustrated?
Yeah, a little.
I don't have any baseball experience at all, so I can't give you any professional advice or anything like that, so I let the team join me once for an experience-like experience, but I don't have the courage or the courage to jump in at all.
Well, there's a lot of different schools and stuff, right?
What did you say about that baseball?
I didn't say anything.
You're lying!
Somehow, like...
Um...
You're bad at it.
I'm bad at it.
What?
I say this a lot, but I'm really bad at it.
You're bad at it.
Just slapping it...
With my mouth only...
You're crying now.
What?
With my mouth only...
Yeah.
But I'm sure you'll understand while I'm saying it.
Really?
Then I'll ask you.
Yeah.
Why did you decide to play youth baseball?
I've been doing it with my dad all the time.
I was able to do it mainly by myself, but when I joined youth baseball, I had to do it with the guidance of others...
You had to do it with everyone.
I had to do it with everyone, and I had to do it with my big brother, so I got sick of it.
You only say the reason.
You're really good at it.
How do you know?
Do it like you always do.
Oh, it's totally different from what I thought. I'm sorry, Yosuke. I'm really sorry. This is rude. I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to beat me up. I'm sorry.
In this space, I'm scared of this serious beating up.
I really want you to stop it. I really want you to stop it.
What are you going to do today?
Sporting center.
Are you going?
Yes.
Let's set a goal.
I want to win five innings in 30 pitches.
I say it every time before I say it.
I see.
Today is my dad's birthday, so I want to hit a hit.
What? What? What's wrong? You're cute.
You're so cute all of a sudden. Why?
Today is my dad's birthday, so...
Oh, really?
Yes, it's my birthday today.
Oh, I really want to go to the batting center and hit today.
This is where you came from, right?
Yes.
That's right. Today is the third time.
It's perfect for Yosuke, a half-hearted fan.
It's called Koshien Batting Center.
Where is your usual area?
My usual area is here.
Oh, here?
Oh, great.
It's been a year since I've hit a slow ball 60km for the first time in a row.
Do you feel like you can't hit it?
Well, it's my first time, so there's a chance I won't hit it.
Is there a chance of zero?
Let's see what it's like.
I'll do my best.
Here it comes.
The first ball.
I managed to hit it back in the first ball, but...
Was it a miracle?
I hit it!
Why?!
It's not what I planned!
Boy!
I'm sorry.
Well done! You hit two balls!
I hit a homerun.
Not a homerun! That's too easy for you, isn't it?
I hit a ball when I was swinging.
It's not a bat hitting you. It's a ball hitting you.
There's a little more empty space, isn't there?
How is it? Do you think you can do it?
Yeah, I think I can do it.
You feel like you can do it.
Do you think you can do it?
Dad, what do you think of this as a present?
It's like a little more pleasant hit.
You hit a homerun.
Wait a minute!
It's not a bat!
Why do you come out on your own?
Can you say it once?
Will you hit a homerun?
Oh, it's tough!
By the way...
Oh, it's empty!
No good.
No good?
Why did you get it all of a sudden?
I don't know.
You know, over there,
there's been a lot of people making good noise.
Look, they're selling a lot!
Wow, amazing!
Yosuke-kun, nice to meet you!
Who is this person?
My name is Hanchi Sato.
I was playing baseball with Ichiro in a team called "The Oryx".
No, I saw it for the first time.
The locker room was next to Ichiro's.
What?!
Is it true?
No.
I want to tell you this.
I was frustrated that I couldn't hit at the batting center.
This is it.
People who feel frustrated can get better.
That's why you were hitting the bat because you were frustrated for a year.
That's why I hit it!
The fire is coming out of my whole body.
I want to hit it now!
The fire of your aura?
That's a good idea.
Is it true?
You're in a good position.
You're timing it.
This is very good.
Here's one point.
You're hitting it like this.
Yes.
Here.
Choco-choco-chocolate!
I made it!
"Rei-to" is important.
Choco-choco-choco-chocolate!
Choco-rei-to!
Do you know it?
Choco-choco-choco-chocolate!
That's it!
Choco-choco-choco-chocolate!
That's it!
"Rei-to" is important.
Yosuke, you know what you're doing, don't you?
You're good at it.
Choco-choco-choco-chocolate!
Good.
You know the timing, right?
One more thing.
Yosuke is looking over there.
He's looking where you're hitting.
Kaan!
Where did it go?
"Kaan!" Where did it go? "Choco, choco, choco, chocolate, kakin!" Do you get it?
Those of you watching on TV, use your shoulders, okay? Use your shoulders, okay?
But you can't just go and get it right away. "Kon!" You'll get it right away.
I see. If you could, could you do it like you're playing baseball? Not golf, but baseball.
Do it slowly, slowly. "Choco, choco, choco, choco, chocolate, kakin!"
You swallowed it quickly! Good, good!
"Choco, choco, choco, chocolate, kakin!" Do you get it? Do you get it?
"Choco, choco, choco, choco, chocolate, kakin!" Play ball! Play ball!
Choco, choco, choco, chocolate!
Wow!
Hit! Hit!
He is a rapper!
Hit!
Wow!
It's Hobrand Cutie!
I'm homing now!
He will score another goal now!
Choco, choco, choco, choco, chocolate!
Wow!
Wow! He did it!
Fantastic!
That was great!
Yes!
I did it!
Wow! Amazing!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
I did it! I did it!
Yeah!
All right!
He's a great elementary school student. He came early.
He's a first-year student.
Wow!
He's one adult and he's growing up so much.
He's amazing! Really!
It feels good!
I knew it!
It feels good when I hit one ball at a time!
Oh, yeah!
Lastly, send a message to your dad.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Be a great soccer player!
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
Fantastic!
Yes!
Yosuke-kun's talent is really amazing!
Thank you very much!
With warm advice...
I'm really touched.
And I was happy about my father's birthday message.
Yosuke-kun, you have a new trouble now.
It would be nice if you could play in the batting center.
But you can't speak English when you're in the majors.
What should you do?
I'm sorry.
I want you to be relieved.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Takuya Ishikawa in Ibaraki Prefecture.
He's 53 years old and unemployed.
I've been living as a NEET for 32 years.
I'm now 53 years old.
I'm locked up in my own room with my computer every day.
I go out only once a month when I go for a walk with my dog.
I'm not good at talking with people.
I haven't talked with anyone for years except my mother and my dog Hanako.
I've been locked up for a long time.
But I've come up with a way to step into society.
But I'm anxious and I can't stand it.
Detective, could you take me to my first step into society?
It's from him.
Be brave.
The requester is 53 years old and has lived as a NEET for 32 years.
But now that he's 53 years old, he's decided to step into society.
That's why he sent us this request.
Let's see what happens.
It's a nice house, isn't it?
It's been here for over 30 years.
- Hello. - Excuse me.
- Are you a mother? - Yes, I am.
- You have a son. - Yes.
- He's been here for over 30 years. - That's right.
- He's been living here. - That's right.
- I'm sure of it. - That's right.
- Do you have a family? A mother and a son? - A mother and a son.
- Do you live together? - Yes, we do.
My brothers and sisters are out working now.
- I see. You have a family. - Yes, we do.
I'm almost 20 years old.
- Your son will be 20 years old. - Yes.
- Your son is 53 years old, but he's a teenager now. - That's right.
- I feel sorry for him. - It's strange, isn't it?
- I hope you can do something about it. - That's right.
- I'm not young forever. - That's right.
- I don't know what's going to happen in a year. - I can't say for sure.
- I had a backache last year and was in the hospital. - Did your son help you?
- He just helped me. - Just helped you? - Yes.
- The second floor of Takuya's room. - Yes, it's the second floor.
- There's a cute old man. - It's Hana.
- Hana. - Yes.
Hana, Takuya's face is exposed.
- Oh, excuse me. - Hello.
- Oh, hello. Mr. Takuya. - Yes.
- Detective Nightscope. - Yes.
- I'm sorry to interrupt you, but are you okay? - Yes.
- I'd like you to come in. - Yes, I'm fine.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Then I'll come in. - Yes.
- May I? - Yes.
- Do you live in this room during the day? - No, I'm here when I use my computer.
- Oh, you have a computer here. - I go downstairs when I watch TV.
- Is this chair your hand position? - No, I sit like this when I'm tired.
- Sometimes I turn around like this. - Sometimes you turn around like this.
- I think about ideas. - You think about ideas.
- I think about ideas. - What kind of ideas do you think about?
- I think about currents. - You think about currents for 30 years.
- I also think about exhaust pipes. - Exhaust pipes.
- I'd like to ask you a few questions. - Yes.
- First of all, your socks are pretty dirty. - Yes.
- I'm wearing Athens socks. - Do you wear down jackets even at home?
- This one? - Yes.
- It's from Samgaria. - Oh, it's from Samgaria.
- If you don't move much, you'll look like Samgaria. - Because I'm not moving?
- Oh, I see. You have a reason for that. - Yes.
- In the first place, why are you hiding?
- Well, I think it was because I failed my college entrance exam and worked from home. - Oh, you worked from home.
- Yes, I was at home and my friends and relationships were blocked. - Oh, this?
- Yes. - Oh, you're so handsome!
- Oh, really? I wasn't popular at all. - No, you are popular if you work properly!
- Why do you look like an aspirant? - Huh?
- So, you don't have a girlfriend? - No, I don't.
- You don't have a girlfriend? - No, I don't.
- What kind of girls do you have? - Agnes Lam...
- Oh, and... - Agnes Lam...
- Of course, you've never been in a relationship, right? - Well, I'm not sure if relationships actually exist in this world.
- Do they exist? - They exist a lot.
- What do you think a smartphone is? - Well...
- What is it? - Well...
- I want to play games... - What is the original category of a smartphone?
- It's a smartphone, right?
- Yes.
- So, what is a smartphone? - Huh?
- It's a phone. - Is it a phone? - Yes.
- Can you make a phone call with a smartphone? - Yes, you can.
- Can you make a phone call with a cellphone? - It's a cellphone.
- A smartphone is a cellphone. - What?
- Are you serious? - Takuya-san... - A smartphone is...
- A smartphone is basically a phone. - Oh...
- This button says "phone", right? - Yes.
- Do you want me to push it? - You don't have to push it so hard. Just push it lightly.
- How long have you been doing this for? - It's been quite a while.
- Quite a while? - We decided the same thing 32 years ago.
The same thing happened yesterday and the same thing happened yesterday.
I don't know if it's a vivid memory.
Oh, that's what it's going to be like.
I'm going to be a wrinkled old man while living a neat life.
It's scary.
I'm desperate.
The same age as me.
I won the Nobel Prize.
I'm wearing an IBS cell spotlight.
On the other hand, I've been living a neat life for more than 30 years.
There's too much of a gap.
It's not just a difference in talent.
It's just that I like dogs.
I thought I could do it if I had a job related to dogs.
I don't know what to do.
I'm in the middle of a little trouble right now.
I heard a strange story from Mr. Takuya.
Actually, there was a request like this from the Bureau of Detectives.
I'll read it for you.
Detective Kisara-chan, 22 years old, a nurse.
"My dog is a little weird.
It's a small dog, but it's so fat that I can't tell its gender.
It's obvious that lack of exercise is the cause, but there's a reason for it.
Actually, it won't go for a walk.
No matter how hard I try, it won't come out of the door because it hates walking.
Detective-san, could you take my dog for a walk?
It's a request from this person, but I think I'll go.
From helping, not this Hana-chan, but a completely different person's dog, it's a first step to experience it, because you're not confident when you go out.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Good evening.
This is Detective Radioscope.
Yes.
Did you send the request?
Yes, I did.
Can I see that dog for a moment?
Good evening.
Well, who is this person?
A friend of mine.
Oh, you have a friend.
You look like her.
Yes, we do.
Like Holmgar.
Holmgar.
Are you also a dog keeper?
No, I'm not.
I'm a snack keeper.
Oh, you're a snack keeper.
Yes, I'm a snack keeper.
Can we see it?
What's the name of the dog?
It's Chirashizushi.
Can I go over there?
Yes.
Oh, my!
Oh, my, Chira-chan!
Wait a minute.
I'm a little excited.
Are you a girl?
Yes, I'm a girl.
She just peed herself.
Look, look.
She just peed herself.
Chira-chan, you just peed yourself.
Chira, come here.
You're scary.
She bit me.
She bit you?
She bit me so much. I couldn't walk in the morning.
She might bite you to death.
Your face is in danger.
Put it down.
She peed herself!
Hurry up!
She peed herself!
Hurry up!
Chira, let's go for a walk.
Let's go for a walk.
Sarah is saying it.
Chira.
I'm tired.
Let's go for a walk.
She's right.
She escaped!
Watch out!
She got it!
Her face is small and her brain is big.
That's why she got it.
Ah!
She's wearing a black coat like her friend.
She looks like her.
Some men want to walk their dogs.
That's amazing.
And they love dogs.
I see.
Mr. Takei.
Yes?
We came all the way to Osaka from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Yes.
Um...
You look a little down.
Are you drunk?
A little.
He's drunk.
Yes.
Introduce yourself.
Yes.
Take a walk.
Yes.
You have to call your dog's name.
I want you to do all of that by yourself today.
Yes.
Put it here.
Yes.
Um...
I'm Takuya Ishikawa from Detective Night Scoop.
Yes.
Um...
I'm Takuya Ishikawa from Detective Night Scoop.
Yes.
Please come in.
He's like a pet now.
Yes.
Do your best.
Nice to meet you.
Is he going to bark at me?
Um...
Can you tell me about your dog?
It's pretty big.
Is it okay?
Um...
Is it okay?
It's bigger than a golden retriever.
This is a walking course.
Can you walk slowly?
I can't walk. I can't go for a walk.
You don't like it?
No.
Hello.
Chirashizu-chan.
It's okay.
Let's go for a walk. It's okay.
It's okay.
Chirashizu-chan.
She's cute.
She's beautiful.
It's fun outside.
Sometimes you have to breathe in the air outside and feel refreshed.
It's comfortable, isn't it?
I'm listening to you.
It's comfortable.
It's amazing.
You can tell by looking at me, can't you?
It's amazing.
How is it?
It's comfortable.
Put your socks on.
Let's go for a walk.
Put your socks on. Let's go for a walk.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's walk.
You look like you've had an injection.
Let's go, let's go.
Wow!
One, two, one, two, one, two.
One, two...
I'm a little late.
Are you okay?
Hey, you...
She's running! She's running!
You're pretty fast.
You're fast.
You're so cute!
I'm home.
I heard you couldn't take a walk like this.
Oh, really?
Yes.
- Thank you for coming. - I'm happy.
I love eating Chinese sushi with my mom,
and I...
I felt that way.
Chinese sushi is...
What are you talking about?
I feel like I've accomplished something.
It's refreshing.
Refreshing?
Let's work together!
This is my job.
Yes, well...
I was surprised.
He has a strange power.
Because he loves dogs.
But I sometimes said to Chiratsu-shi...
Please say it in public sometimes.
But Chiratsu-shi said...
I don't want you to say it.
That's right.
Maybe he said it to you, too.
Yes, but...
Let's move on to the last client for today.
Yes, the last client is...
Hiroe Ito from Nagoya City.
This is a request from a self-employed person.
A five-year-old girl...
asks the question "will I die?"
imagines it...
thinks about her parents not being there...
and cries over and over again.
At the end of last year, there was misfortune in the house next door...
and at a funeral,
she saw an older woman crying than her daughter...
and she asked...
Why are you crying?
It seems like she started thinking...
"will I die?" since then.
When she hears that someone died...
she asks anxiously...
who will die next?
Will grandpa die?
Will grandma die?
I don't want grandpa and grandma to die.
She cries over and over again.
Even in everyday life...
if she hears "die" or "be gone"...
it seems like she is thinking about something...
Did I think too much recently?
Where did humans come from?
What was it like before humans?
She asks questions like...
will I die?
Director Nishida...
please face her directly...
and give us an answer...
that will convince her.
Thank you.
What's wrong with you?
I'm just anxious.
Are you okay?
It's pretty important.
Tell me when you're done.
First of all...
from the bottom of my heart...
I'm starting to understand.
Please look at me.
I'm going to say it now.
Where was it?
Excuse me.
Where is it?
It's here.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Hey, are you awake?
What day is it today?
Kindergarten.
Oh, kindergarten.
Can you tell me where the toilet is?
Toilet? Where?
It's here.
Oh, that's the toilet.
And where you sleep is the third floor.
The third floor is where you sleep.
Third floor.
Third floor?
Wow, you're good.
What's your name?
I'm Kanae.
Kanae.
Kanae, I'm perfect, right?
This is quite difficult.
It's difficult.
It's here, right?
No?
Oh, it's here.
It's here for sure.
No.
No? Where is it?
It's here for sure.
No.
No way!
This...
This is for sure, Kanae.
This is for sure.
No.
No way!
Look.
It's here.
It's here, right?
No.
No way!
This is it!
No way!
She's sighing.
This is wrong.
No.
No way!
What's this?
Totoro.
No way!
You're getting bored.
What's that?
Hayatori.
You're getting bored.
Like this, right?
Like this.
Tea bowl.
Tea bowl!
I'll teach you how to use a tea bowl.
Like this.
You go like this.
And you go like this.
Tea bowl.
And you go like this.
Like this.
Isn't it great?
Like this.
Only hot water.
Take the skin off.
Which one?
Like this and like this.
Like this, right?
Tea bowl.
Hanae-chan.
Do you know how to use a tea bowl?
I won't tell you.
I won't tell you!
Do you know how to lick?
I won't tell you.
Lick, lick.
Don't put salt on it.
I don't like salt.
Dadadadada, pumpkin.
Hanae-chan, what's this?
Book.
It's not a book.
Read it.
Old story.
It's up there, so I'll bring it from above.
Bring it and call me.
Call me on the screen for a second.
Yes, yes.
I'll put it back.
I can't help it.
I can't die in a place like this.
Hey, show me the movie!
Hey, you said my location again.
You didn't even solve it.
What's that?
A youkai lodge.
Youkai lodge.
That's scary.
Youkai aren't scary.
If you become a youkai, you'll die, right?
I won't die.
- If you become a youkai, you'll die, right? - I won't die.
- You won't? - I won't.
That's scary.
I don't want to die.
- You won't eat me up, will you? - Do you want mochi?
It's hard to get youkai mochi, isn't it?
- Yeah, it is. - Right?
Where did you get it?
- From Shin-chan. - Shin-chan is nice.
She's nice, but she sometimes refuses me.
What?
Shin-chan is nice, isn't she?
I'm mad at you for dropping the ball.
Are you mad?
Tell me you're mad.
Call me and I'll pick you up.
Let's go to Shin-chan's house and poop there.
Call me.
Tell me you're mad.
I'll fly over.
Let's go together.
Let's go to Shin-chan's house and poop there.
Let's poop and go home.
Shin-chan will be surprised.
- Mom. - Yes.
- I have a request. - Yes.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's right.
I sometimes say to monks,
Do you know why humans die?
I say, "Why?"
They say, "They're born and die."
I say, "It's order."
I think it's fine.
I say, "Take care of it."
- I see. - They die in order.
Grandfathers die and grandmothers die.
I think it's fine.
Grandmothers die and grandfathers die.
I say, "Take care of it."
I say, "It's hard for children to die."
I hope they say, "Don't die."
Don't die.
You can't even get sick.
If you can't get sick, you can't get sick.
You can't get sick, but you can get better.
If you get better, you'll be fine.
What are you making?
What's this?
What are you making?
Silvanilla.
Huh?
Silvanilla.
What do you call this?
It's not good.
Usa-chan, right?
Can I give you a name?
Mimiko-chan.
Mimi... Mimiko-chan.
This is cute, "Mimiko-chan."
Gutaro.
This is "Mimiko-chan" and "Gutaro."
I'm counting on you.
I'll put in "Minister."
Johnny.
Jackson.
Gunja.
I was ignored by my parents.
When you die, you're worried about where you're going and what you're going to do with your life.
So I wanted my children to know that.
- Thank you. - That's amazing.
I don't know if it was good or bad for me.
Mr. Kawaguchi next door.
His father passed away.
I happened to be picking him up.
So I took him with me for a special ceremony and a funeral.
- Your mother? - Yes, us.
Well, now that I think about it, I think it was too violent.
So when I went in, it was dark.
I went in and saw it.
I said, "Everyone will be burned."
You didn't talk about it that much.
Burn? What are you talking about?
It's too violent for a child.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hiroe.
I'm sorry. I was careless.
Girl, Grandpa's not going to die. Let's play together.
Grandma's not going to die, either. It's okay. Let's play together.
It's okay. He's not going to die.
He'll be with you forever.
He's not going to die, so it's okay.
Right? Right? He's not going to die.
- I know. - Yes.
What is this?
I'm getting hated more and more.
- He's a smart and cute boy. - Yes, he is.
At that age, you think about things like that a lot.
- Yes, you do. - You feel a lot of things.
- Yes, you do. - Yes.
- He's a smart and cute boy. - Really.
- Really. Thank you very much. - He's cute.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
Thank you for always coming to our show.
- How was it? - It was a good job.
- A good job. - Yes.
It's okay to have it. It's something no one can answer.
- It's an honor for us. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
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