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It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
I'm your director, Toshiyuki Nishida, who puts a sharp eye into modern society and thoroughly unravels various mysteries and questions!
I'm your screenwriter, Erica Matsuo!
In today's "Detective Night Scoop", we'll follow up on requests we've received from viewers on TV and find outstanding detectives and pursue truth!
And today's guest is...
Welcome to "Detective Night Scoop"!
Thank you for having me!
Now, let's begin with our first request of the day!
Yes, our first request is from Kazuhiro Mokumoto, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is a 19-year-old college student.
Recently, he and a few members of the former baseball team in high school sat on a ramp at Okura Beach and talked about their stories in college life, love stories, and dreams for the future.
As we were talking, a man named Yokomichi jumped down from the ramp.
Not paying much attention to his actions, we were talking about life, and Yokomichi, who had just jumped down, was desperately trying to climb up to where we were sitting, but he couldn't climb up at all.
Saying, "You've got to be kidding me!", we were also down there, saying, "It's so easy to climb up like this!", but for some reason we couldn't climb up.
We all tried to climb up that concrete wall for more than an hour, but none of us could do it.
A man named Akimune said, "This is the wall of life!", with a small voice that you can't hear from Yokomichi.
Yes, we hit a big wall in life when we were 19 years old. We have to somehow climb up this wall of life in front of us, but we can't do it. I'm sorry for the stupid request, but we're serious about it.
They know what youth is like. We were all sitting and talking about youth for a little while, and they said it was a height you could jump off of, but you couldn't climb up.
We've come to see just how big of a wall it is, and if you've been able to climb up it, please come and take a look.
We've come to Akashi-shi, Hyogo Prefecture. Look over there! That's the famous Akashi Seaside Bridge, isn't it?
Oh, it's them, isn't it?
- Hello! - Hello!
- The client, Mugumoto-kun... - Yes.
- Oh, Mugumoto-kun! - Yes.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- And your friends. - Yes.
- Were you guys together at the time? - Yes.
- You said you hit a wall of life when you were 19 years old... - Yes, we did.
- You said you hit a wall of life when you were 19 years old... - Yes.
- You said you couldn't climb up... - Somehow, I couldn't.
"Somehow, I couldn't." I don't know what you're saying, but you couldn't?
- This wall... - This one.
- This one. You have to go all the way down. - All the way down?!
- This?! - Yes.
- This?! Wait a minute! - Yes.
- This?! - Yes.
- It's so low! - Yes.
You can do it for sure!
Like this...
Because you have to put your hand on top of it.
- Can I end it? - Yes.
- Can you end it for me? - Yes, of course.
What?!
How many centimeters is it?
About four?
One hundred and eighty-four.
Wait a minute! How about you, Mokumoto? How many centimeters is it?
- One hundred and seventy-eight. - See?!
It's almost the same! You only touch it six centimeters, right?
Yes.
- Your feet... - Ouch!
Wait a minute...
- Isn't it higher than before? - No, it's not!
This wall is not so high and low!
- Because you're so light... - Really?!
It's the same!
Isn't it the same?!
- If you raise your feet... - If you raise your feet and touch it, it's almost the same.
You can do it!
Wow! You can do it!
You can do it!
You can do it from there, too!
It's a sideway!
- Why can't you do it? - My hand can't reach it.
- It's a sideway! - Sideway...
- We've prepared it. - Yes.
- We'll wear a supporter and a helmet. - Yes.
- We'll do it perfectly and seriously. - Yes.
- I'll do it too. - Me too. Seriously!
- Good! Your leg touched it! - Go, go, go!
- Perfectly! - Perfectly!
- Good! It's on! - Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go!
- It's on your elbow!
- It's hard...
- Go for it, sideways!
- You can do it! You can do it! Sideways!
- You can do it!
- Why can't you reach it?
- Sideways! Look!
- You can do it! You can do it!
- Put your foot on it, but...
- Oh, I forgot!
- What's wrong? Don't give it up!
- What's wrong?
- Good! Your leg touched it!
- Go! Go! Go! - Your arm! Your arm!
- Go! Go! Go!
- Help me! I'm falling! I'm falling!
- Get up! Get up!
- Get up! Your arm!
- What's wrong? Sideways!
- You did it right away!
- You gave up right away!
- What's missing?
- Your height and...
- ...your arm's reach.
- I see.
- Huh?
- There's a really big person.
- Excuse me!
- Oh, hello. - Oh, hello.
- Can you do me a favor? Do you have time right now? - Oh, not at all, yes.
- Can you come over here for a second and stand up slowly? - Can I just stand up?
- Yes, you can just stand up normally. - Yes, then I'll go.
- It's huge! - It's huge!
- It's purely crossed the wall! By the way, how tall are you? - I'm 201cm.
- 201cm?! - Sir...
- Can you do me a favor? - Oh! - I thought so, but can't you do it already?
- Feet... Huh? - Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Lift your feet up, lift your feet up! - Can you do it with your knees up?
- Knees up! - Knees up!
- Can you do it with your knees up?
- Knees up! - Knees up!
- Okay, it's on! It's on! You can do it!
- Okay!
- Huh?
- You're 201cm, right?
- Yes. - What? I'm sorry, I made a mistake!
It's "Asai Project's AMI-201"!
- This is... - Yes?
- ...an unbelievable title. - Oh.
Do you want me to take it off?
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
Is it just... is it just okay?
- Here it is. - Oh, it looks good.
- Oh, it looks good. - It looks good, doesn't it?
Wow! Hey! Sidewalk! Sidewalk! Sidewalk!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing! Sidewalk! - Wow!
- The view of climbing the wall of life! - Wow! It's the best!
- Wow! - I was really excited.
- The other two didn't look so happy. - They left me behind.
- It feels like you were left behind. - Yes.
- We're doing an image training right now.
- An image training to overcome the wall of life.
- Oh! You did it!
- You did it! You did it!
- It's good. It's good. - It's good. It's good.
- Don't forget the image you had earlier.
- It feels good! Go!
- No! Next!
- Yes!
- Louder!
- Not good at all!
- Yes!
- I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
- Good!
- No!
- Go!
- Keep going!
- You can do it someday!
- Go, Kimu!
- Not good at all!
- The guy who did it stopped me.
- What?
- I taught him how to do it.
- What? When you first did it?
- Yes, when I first did it.
- Was there such a genius?
- There is.
- There is a genius who surpassed you.
- That's...
- Why didn't you learn from him from the beginning?
- Why did you call him?
- Well...
- Yes.
- I didn't like calling him like that.
- I see.
- Since you're 19 years old, you have some pride.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Here he is.
- Oh, it's him.
- Excuse me. He's small.
- Oh, you're small.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
- How tall are you?
- I'm 66 cm.
- Oh, you're the same.
- Yes, I'm the same.
- We're about the same height, but...
- I guess it's just me, but we're extremely proud of you.
- I mean, you know...
- Like, you know...
- You know, the two of us...
- I mean, you know...
- The successful people and...
- I mean, you know...
- The losers...
- I know their faces.
- Their aura.
- I know their aura.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What about your university?
- I go to a university in Osaka.
- Wow!
- Wow, you're a sportsman.
- You're a sportsman amongst sportsmen.
- You climbed...
To climb up?
Yes!
I did!
It felt really good!
Don't make me laugh!
Please do!
It's easy to...
Cool!
He's so cool!
Hey!
I don't think they can do it!
If you can keep your back as low as you can,
you'll be able to pull your body towards you.
Just do it!
Leave it to me!
I did it!
Even if you do it like this, you won't be able to continue physically or emotionally.
Now, the sun is setting in the mountains.
Until it sets...
You have one chance!
Let's go, Kimune!
Yes!
I did it!
You can do it!
Go!
I did it!
Go!
Your legs!
Legs!
Good!
You can do it!
Time's up!
I did it!
Go!
Let me go!
I'll let you go! I'll let you go!
Last chance!
I'll let you go!
It's over!
Let me go up.
I want to do something about you staring at me like that.
Yes.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's do it until we can!
Yes!
Let's do it until we can!
Yes!
I'm sorry for saying "last" just now.
Yes.
I said it to make you feel better.
It's over!
Yes.
Let's do it until we can!
Yes!
Let me go up.
Yes!
My hands don't go up.
My legs don't go up.
I can't do it.
I can't go up.
Is this a wall I can't overcome?
It's the last one.
The last one.
I can't do it. This is the limit.
Is that how tired you are?
Yes.
It's the last one.
Let's do it.
The last one.
Let's do it.
Don't give up!
You can do it!
Go up!
Go up with your knees!
Don't give up!
Put your feet like this!
That's right!
One more time!
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up with you, Akibune?
Have you gone mad?
Sometimes you can overcome the hurdles of life thanks to someone's help.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Let's go.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Akibune!
- I did it! - How was it?
I did it! I did it, Morita!
- Akibu, how do you feel now? - It's great!
What a great view!
It's really great!
- Thank goodness! - Go, Mokumoto!
- Go, go, go! - Go!
- Go!
- How do you feel? - Very good!
One of my friends is about to die trying to climb up the wall like you.
- It's really youthful, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
He really tried his best to climb up the wall.
But he had been doing it since morning, so he was really tired.
I also tried it quite a lot.
The next person was so tired that he couldn't even wipe his butt properly.
But he still tried his best.
- Let's move on to the next request. - Yes, the next request is...
This request is from Hiroaki Tanaka, who lives in Osaka City and is 36 years old.
I'm 36 years old and I'm a salaryman who has been married for 10 years.
Even when I was dating my wife and even after we got married,
I wrote a lot of love letters.
The day before our wedding anniversary,
I asked my wife if she still had the love letters I gave her,
and she said she had already thrown them away when we moved.
It was very sad.
Therefore, please investigate if wives in the world
still have love letters from their husbands.
- This is a big request. - I see.
So, we asked if wives in the world still have love letters from their husbands.
First of all, we asked a romantic husband who has written love letters to his wife.
Please watch this video.
Excuse me, detective. Could you spare me some of your time?
What are you doing now?
I'm on my way home from work.
By the way, what do you do for work?
I'm a train driver.
You still drive a train, don't you?
Yes, I do. But I have a day off today, so I'm on my way home.
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
How old are you now?
I'm 25 years old.
You're young! You're 25 and you're married?
Have you ever written love letters to your wife?
Yes, I have.
When do you write love letters?
I've been writing love letters for years.
Do you know what love letters are?
No, I don't know.
You don't know what love letters are?
No.
Do you think you can leave love letters with your wife?
I've never seen love letters before, so I don't know.
Excuse me, detective.
Could you spare me some of your time?
(phone ringing)
Yes?
Hello?
Yes?
I just got off the train and I'm on my way home.
Yes.
There's something I want to ask you.
Yes.
When you were dating...
What?
Did I send you a love letter?
Yes.
Do you still have it?
Do you?
Yes, I do.
It's called "Detective Nights Club's Detective Hashimoto".
Oh, I see.
Could you give me a moment?
Do you still have it?
Yes, I do.
I have it in my briefcase.
Briefcase!
Would you like me to bring it to you right now?
You want me to bring it to you?
That's what I think.
That's right.
Alice, how are you? I love you.
I wrote you a love letter with my love for you.
By the way, I love you so much, Alice.
We're apart, but we can't lose like this.
We'll be patient from now on.
It's because we love each other that we can get over this wall easily.
We're such bright people. We're tied up with one knot, so we'll be fine.
Believe me and follow me anywhere. We'll talk forever and make you happy forever.
I think you're having a hard time and I miss you so much.
No matter what happens, I love you, Alice. I love you.
I love you. Is it over? It's too long!
It was only a short page. It's getting better.
I remember it now. You wrote that love letter back then.
It stinks, doesn't it? It does, doesn't it?
It's funny. But you didn't write it, did you?
You're making me blush. You're right.
If you had told me, I would have read it.
Do you have a minute? Yes.
Can you speak Japanese? Yes, I can.
Where are you from? India.
India? Do you work here? Yes.
Are you married? Yes.
Is your wife Japanese? Yes.
How old is she? She's 32 years old.
How long has she been in Japan? She grew up here.
She grew up in Japan? Yes.
Has she been to India? No, she hasn't.
She's been sightseeing.
Have you ever written a love letter to your wife?
Yes, I have.
Do you remember what you wrote?
Well...
Can you check it?
Check it?
Do you have time now?
I have to go back now.
I'm sorry to bother you again.
I think she is in your house.
Hello?
Yasuko, it's me.
I'm curious about something.
What is it?
Have you ever written a love letter to Yasuko?
Do you think what I think and what you think are the same?
I don't know.
Do you have any idea?
Yes, I have.
I see.
Hashimoto-san...
Hashimoto-san?
I don't know what you are talking about.
The program "Detective Night Scoop" is called "Detective Hashimoto".
Yes.
How many letters do you have?
I only have letters of apology.
Do you only have letters of apology?
I only have letters of apology.
Do you love each other?
I think I have one letter of love even after we got married.
I think you can have one letter of love even after you got married.
I have letters of love hidden in my house.
You can find love letters of love in your house and read them.
I have one letter of love hidden in my house.
You have one letter of love hidden in your house.
Yes.
I'm going to call you now.
Can you tell me how you feel now?
Thank you for watching.
Yasko, I love you.
Yasko and I will always be together, so one day I really want another child.
When Yasko reads this, maybe we'll both be grandfathers and grandmothers.
Yasko, I love you.
You really have another child.
Yes, yes.
The third child was born recently.
Yes.
You really have another child.
I think you're right.
I feel like you've come back to your old self.
Yes, you're right.
The rest of love letters are all reflection letters.
I'm sorry.
I don't think about anything and just do unnecessary things.
I can't help it even if you hate me.
I'm sorry for being selfish.
If you have money next time, I won't waste it.
So...
So I'm sorry for being with you.
That's it.
It's a kind of love letter.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm a detective. Do you have a minute?
A little bit is fine.
Are you married?
I'm married.
You are, right?
Excuse me, sir, but how old are you?
I'm 61 years old.
Young!
No, I'm not young.
Then where do you live now?
It's nearby, so I'm just walking around.
By the way, what do you do for a living?
I'm a barber and a hairdresser.
I see.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a hairdresser.
How did you meet her?
She was a teacher in this industry.
Oh, really?
She was one of the students there.
What?
I was like, "Oh, my God."
Did you...
Did you touch her?
I guess you could say that.
Did you hug her?
No, I didn't hug her, but...
Did you take your hand out of her?
I didn't take my hand out of her.
Oh, you took your hand out of her, right?
I guess you could say that.
Have you ever written a love letter?
Don't you remember writing one?
No, I don't remember.
What do you mean you don't remember?
Maybe you wrote it when you were dating.
I don't know about possibility.
Why don't you ask your wife?
Have you ever written a love letter?
Hello?
It's me.
I thought you'd be back in a little while.
Oh, really?
Really?
Yes.
Have you ever written a love letter like I did in the past?
You have, haven't you?
Have you?
Yes.
Have you?
Have you written one for yourself?
For Ryoko?
Yes, I have.
I don't know who you wrote it for.
Does that mean you have it?
I think I do, but I don't know where it is.
I'm sorry for the sudden call at night.
Do you know where it is?
I think it's under the roof.
Is it under the roof?
I put all my old things there.
Is it possible for you to find it for me?
I'll wait for you.
No, I have it at the store.
At the store?
Please wait for me.
Even if you can't find it, is it okay for you to come to the store?
I understand.
You do, don't you?
This is bad.
Isn't it bad for you?
I can't walk around like this.
You're already on a boat.
I'll do it.
I want to see you do it.
I'll do it.
She's here.
Good evening.
She's cute.
She's young.
She's pretty much done.
She's done with the sudden call at night.
No, it's normal.
It's normal?
Is it like this normally?
It's like this.
It's like this when you walk in the morning.
It's hard for me to see.
It's from here, right?
Even though you came.
LOVE LETTER!
Yes, there was.
Yes, there was!
Yes, there was, master!
Yes, there was!
Was there a cardboard box inside?
No, it was a can of cookies.
A can of cookies?
Instead of putting cookies in it...
It's quite a sweet memory, isn't it?
This...
Oh, this is it! It's been kept clean!
I think it transformed after I put it out.
I don't remember writing it, but...
You're writing it! Just two pages!
Thank you for your letters every now and then.
I'm not good at writing letters because I'm not good at writing sentences and characters.
Thank you for the other day. It was a very fun day.
I think Ryoko-chan was more tired.
I felt like she was a cute and kind girl.
What do you think?
Life is tough just with cuteness.
But it seems like her heart is strong, so it should be okay.
I think I understand Ryoko-chan's feelings very well.
I probably won't write letters anymore.
Because I'm not good at it.
But, I'll call you.
Nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
See you again.
Ryoko-chan's feelings are like this, right?
Cute.
She's cute and kind.
She's just cute, but her life is tough.
She had a good sense, but it's like that.
It might be like that.
Here's a letter I wrote on September 15th.
What is it?
I hope you're happy and don't forget it.
It's about how you felt when you received it, right?
That's right.
Why is it here?
On September 15th, I received a letter.
It was 2 and a half o'clock.
I was very happy.
I like you, teacher.
I'm not going to give this to anyone.
It's embarrassing.
It's okay.
This is the best.
How do you feel now, ma'am?
Thank you for marrying me, teacher.
No, you're like my student now.
No, you're not.
That's great.
I heard a lot of things from other ma'ams,
but most of them are left by their husbands.
Basically, most of the things you receive are not thrown away.
If you ask me where I put it, I'll say it's over there.
If you're married and have kids,
why don't you write love letters?
Here's the last request for today.
This is from Hiroto Tanaka, who lives in Okinawa Prefecture.
He's 35 years old.
Okinawa!
This time, I'd like you to fight against two people who have been fighting for 30 years.
They are my right hand and my left hand.
What did you say?
When I was in kindergarten, everyone was playing Famicom.
I couldn't buy a Famicom, so I had my hands fought and played.
I imagined a Dragon Ball I loved at the time,
and tried to make it look like a real fight.
I've been fighting every day for 30 years.
That's amazing.
My wife recently told me to stop being childish like that.
But I can't stop fighting because I haven't been able to settle the fight between my right and left hands.
So I'd like you to prepare a stage suitable for the finale of the fight between my right and left hands.
Waza-waza.
I've said it before, but it's waza-waza.
My left hand and my right hand.
You know what I mean, right?
It's a fight.
Anyway, please watch it.
You'll know what I mean when you watch it.
I mean it.
Go ahead.
What's this about winning with your right hand or your left hand?
I like to fight with my right hand and my left hand.
I've been training for about 30 years.
I've been training my fingers for about 30 years.
And I've been competing with them all the time.
You're crazy.
No, I'm not.
You've been fighting with your fingers for 30 years.
I've been fighting with my right hand and my left hand all the time.
How do you fight with your hands?
These little fingers and thumbs are my feet.
These are my feet. Right foot, left foot.
These little fingers and thumbs are my right hand and my left hand.
These little fingers and thumbs are my head.
These are my head.
I punch with my right or my left like this.
Doesn't it look like you're doing it with shadows?
Yes, it does.
When you do it with shadows...
I did it!
Doesn't it look like you're doing it with shadows?
I'll show you.
Your right hand is like this.
You're guarding everything.
I'm guarding. I'm stopping everything.
You're stopping everything with one hand.
I'm stopping.
If you slow down, you're not hitting your head. You're guarding it.
What?
You're guarding it.
If I slow down?
Doesn't it look like you're doing it with shadows?
I'm good at guarding and dodging.
You're good at dodging.
I see.
You're good at dodging and then...
I'm doing it at high speed now.
It's getting sweeter! You can see it, right?
I can see it!
I'm glad!
Can you do it faster?
It's done.
Thank you very much.
It's so funny!
Can you do it with me?
Really?
How is it?
Can you do it by yourself?
Yes, I can.
Can I do it from tomorrow?
Yes, you can.
It's so funny.
Why did you do it?
When I was in elementary school,
we didn't have a Famicom at first.
We couldn't do it at home.
I thought I had to do it by myself.
That's why I did it at first.
You got a Famicom at school?
Yes.
Did you know when Famicom was popular?
Well...
It's my joke.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
You are happy.
I'm moved when I see it in person.
I'm very happy.
You are doing the same thing.
What do you want your wife to do?
My wife plays with me for about 30 minutes a day.
I don't like the sound of it.
But you want to settle it today.
Yes, I want to settle it and use it as a tool.
I want to use it only as a tool.
Didn't you use it as a tool just now?
No, I have 30 minutes for people to change.
I think I can stop playing when I have 30 minutes.
You have 30 years.
I want to play with you for a long time.
I'll think about it.
Yes, please.
The building is here.
Thank you.
You have prepared a wonderful stage.
Is it true?
I'm very happy.
Please come in.
What is this?
It's you.
I got injured.
It's wonderful.
Yes.
It's the place you've been dreaming of.
Yes.
It's the place you've been dreaming of.
Yes.
It's the place you've been dreaming of.
Yes.
Where is it?
It's in the wilderness.
The wilderness?
Yes.
Can you show me the wilderness?
Wow!
What?
Wow!
I can only see one eye.
Wow!
What?
You have wilderness, sky and space.
Where do you want to fight?
I want to fight in the wilderness.
When it gets hot, I want to go up.
Let's have you fight.
Yes.
Before that...
Yes.
Take off your shoes and come here.
Let's settle this today.
Yes.
Right hand wins or left hand wins?
You only say that, don't you?
I don't say it.
You don't say it?
No.
I see.
This is the last time, right?
Please.
But I want you to fight with all your might.
Yes.
Let's have you fight.
Time is unlimited.
Death match, start!
Go!
Let's go!
He turned his head.
He kicked you.
He kicked you in the leg.
He dodged it.
You fell.
What do you think?
Right hand wins.
Right hand wins?
I don't know.
Left hand is almost defeated.
It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Yes.
Left hand often tries to do big moves.
Left hand?
There are many openings.
You know a lot.
You've been watching this, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I don't think this will end in a draw.
I don't think so.
What is it?
Can you draw it in the sky?
I'm sorry.
Which one do you think is the priority?
I think my right hand is a little tired.
If your right hand is tired, does that mean your right hand is tired, too?
Yes.
You must be tired, right?
You've been fighting for quite some time.
That's right.
Your movements are getting a little slow, aren't they?
I think so, too.
Don't you think so?
You must be very tired.
What do you think about this, doctor?
You and your husband are fighting like this.
It's something we do every day, so I didn't think it was special.
If you do it properly like this, I think you might be an amazing person.
I'm a little moved.
Are you serious?
I'm about to cry.
Your right hand doesn't work well.
Your left hand doesn't work well, either.
Lastly, I'm going to give you a blow you've been waiting for for 30 years.
You're going to kill me?
Let's do it.
It stings.
It doesn't hurt at all.
W-what?!
Thank you for fighting for me for 30 years.
I don't want to bother you anymore.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Wonderful!
Ten!
How was it?
It was really the best.
My feelings kept coming up and I was a little emotional myself.
Thank you for watching over me in my last battle.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Wow, that was amazing.
You fought brilliantly.
Right? Really.
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
I'm moved.
What is it?
I'm moved!
Because it's a game we came up with when there was no Famicom for 30 years.
It's amazing!
Mr. Sakoban, what do you think?
I want you to come back and stop it!
It's a game we came up with when there was no Famicom for 30 years.
I'm moved!
I want you to come back and stop it!
I'm moved!
You shouldn't have said that!
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I cried all of them.
The letters are great.
I cried.
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