AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I can capture you and make you crazy
If you hold me tighter than usual, forever
In 2016, the person who sings the stable night school song and makes us happy, everyone loves us, our friend, this person, this person, Matoka Hiroshitan!
But you've been flying all over the place, haven't you?
That's right...
We've been flying all over the place...
I don't know how much we've been scrubbing...
You're still scrubbing, aren't you?
There's... there's... there's still a little bit left...
There's still... there's still a little bit left...
You're still going to 19th anniversary, aren't you?
I think we can still go to 19th anniversary...
We're going...
It's important...
Now, let's scrub together!
Let's do it!
Now, let's move on to the first guest of the day!
The first guest is Fumio Suzuki, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, and is 58 years old.
Director Nishida, may I ask you a favor?
Yes, go ahead.
I'd like you to help me make my 93rd anniversary dream come true.
My third anniversary, Mitsuko said she wanted to swim in the pool from end to end.
How old are you now?
I'm 93 years old.
Wow, that's amazing!
The other day, when I was organizing the drawers I've never opened before,
I found a medal from a swimming competition I wrote in 1967.
When I looked at it last week, it said "Morota" when I won first place in Osaka.
Wow, that's cool!
I've been dreaming of swimming in the pool as much as I can for decades now, and I want to make that dream come true.
However, I'm 93 years old, and I don't know what I should do for my life.
So, detective, could you do me a favor and help me make my third anniversary dream come true?
I'd like you to help me make my third anniversary dream come true.
Wow, that's amazing!
I'm 93 years old, and I don't know what I should do for my life.
So, detective, could you do me a favor and help me make my third anniversary dream come true?
I'd like you to help me make my third anniversary dream come true.
Wow, that's amazing!
Detective, could you do me a favor and help me make my third anniversary dream come true?
Thank you.
Oh, excuse me, this is the Asahi Broadcast Detective Night Scoop show...
It's me!
Wow!
Hello!
Are you Fumio?
Yes, that's me!
Thank you for coming all this way!
Yes!
Hello, Mitsuko!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Where are you from?
Um...
I'm a detective on the Asahi Broadcast Detective Night Scoop show. My name is Tamura.
Hello, my name is Tamura.
Grandma, you look healthy!
Do I?
Yes, you look healthy and you're 93 years old.
That's amazing!
In the past, you know...
Yes?
I used to be a swimmer.
Oh, I've heard that story before...
Right?
Yes, yes.
And you know...
Yes?
I don't like cold water.
You don't like cold water?
When I was young...
Yes?
I wanted to jump into the water!
You don't like cold water, but you wanted to jump into the water when it was so hot!
You're so healthy!
I used to swim like this...
Yes...
Did you swim that fast?
I'm not going to die!
That makes my heart pound!
When you say "seep" out of your mouth, it makes my heart pound!
You said you wanted to swim all of a sudden...
Right?
And you know...
While you're healthy...
I want you to do everything you can do...
Of course, I'm going to do everything I can do for you...
But...
To be honest...
Is it okay for you?
I don't think...
That ordinary pool...
Can replace you, right?
What?
I'm sorry.
Don't say that.
You're okay, right? You have hair growing in your heart, right?
You're okay, right?
I don't have hair growing in my heart.
Can you shave it for me?
What?
Can you shave it for me?
What?
No, no, no.
I can't shave my heart hair.
What's this?
Is this a medal?
The first...
Yes.
Oh, it says "winner".
It's jumping into the water.
It's jumping into the sea.
There are waves.
82 years ago.
That's right.
Did you win the championship 82 years ago?
I can't imagine it.
It's different from a normal championship.
When was the last time you were watered?
The last...
It was before the war.
So you haven't been swimming since the war?
I think it's different.
I've been swimming only once.
I don't know if it's a secret, but I've been swimming in a pond or something.
You've been swimming in a pond. What's with the secret story?
While I was there...
Maybe it's made up.
So about 70 years ago, for the last time...
You didn't want anyone to see you, so you swam a little.
That was the last time.
25 meter pool...
Do you think you can swim?
I haven't swum for decades, so I'm a little worried.
I wonder if you can swim 25 meters after 70 years.
Grandma, you haven't swum for 70 years, have you?
I was curious, do you have a swimsuit?
A swimsuit?
I tried to be polite, but I failed.
Swimsuit?
I don't have one.
You don't have one?
I used to have one.
It was like a running suit.
Running suit?
Yes.
It was thin.
Like a leather jacket?
Yes, yes.
When you were in elementary school?
With a handpan.
Let's go buy a swimsuit.
Yay!
Is it your first time buying a proper swimsuit?
Yay!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's pick the cutest one that suits you.
Right?
It's amazing.
It's your first time buying a swimsuit in 1993.
That's right.
We're here.
Grandma, we're here.
Let's go to the sports shop.
I'm looking for a swimsuit.
Do you have a swimsuit that I can wear?
No, we don't.
Grandma, what color do you like?
Since I'm old, I like flashy colors.
Flashy colors?
Since you're old, I thought you'd like mature colors, but you like flashy colors.
Shall we sit down?
Yes, let's sit down.
Something big is about to happen.
Are you okay?
Something big is about to happen.
What did you just say?
Where are you taking your father?
Where am I taking him?
Chichipoji?
What's wrong?
Chichipoji...
You look great, grandma!
You look great!
Okay, grandma, let's do our best and swim 25 meters.
Swim fast, swim wide, relax and swim forever.
Swim forever?
If you swim wide, you can swim forever?
You're so reliable!
We've come to the Ibaraki Prefecture Nishigawara Citizen Pool.
We forced our way into an old house for you, grandma.
Thank you for having us.
Grandma, you don't like cold water, so you don't like low water temperature.
Do you want to raise the water temperature?
I've already raised it.
It's perfect.
It's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful, isn't it?
Look at this, grandma!
It's a 25-meter pool!
What's your name?
I'm Hashimoto.
Hashimoto, nice to meet you.
We're calling this person because we don't want any accidents.
I'm Dr. Kuni, a doctor specializing in night scuba diving.
Nice to meet you, I'm Dr. Kuni.
Nice to meet you.
He's a really good doctor, so don't worry and swim.
Carefully and slowly.
Have you ever heard of swimming for the first time in 70 years?
I haven't heard of it.
Keep your heels on the water.
A little forward.
- Wasn't it hard? - Yes, it was okay.
Ah, my heart is pounding.
I'm scared of each and every one of them.
- Grandma, don't push yourself too hard, okay? - Yeah, I know.
- You're old, aren't you? - Yeah.
You can do as much as you can, so don't push yourself too hard.
- Thank you. - Everyone, thank you for your support.
- You called me all of a sudden. - Good luck, Grandma.
Just like in the Showa era.
They've prepared a house like an idol's chasing house.
Wow, I can't run away from that house.
Throw it up. Open it up. Twist it.
- Ah, you're good. - Is it okay if I put my face on it?
Wonderful!
Okay, let's put our faces on it and float once.
One, two... Put your faces on it and one, two...
Okay, let's put our hands together and talk again.
- Okay. - Okay.
One, two...
Okay, we're good.
- Isn't it hard to breathe? - Yeah.
Ah, then it's okay.
To be honest, how do you feel?
- It might be a little tough. - It might be tough.
I couldn't stretch my legs back and float.
- To be honest, it's a little tough. - That's right.
Me and Mr. Hashimoto...
We'll support you while you're 25 meters away...
...so you don't sink and you don't break.
Don't worry.
Me and Mr. Hashimoto will be next to you and pull you.
So don't worry and come down on your own.
- Okay. - Okay?
I'm nervous.
Start!
It's been 70 years since I've been in a pool.
One, two, one, two...
Look up.
One, two, one, two...
Wow!
Oh! A grandmother is swimming!
Oh! Amazing!
Amazing!
Oh! Amazing! Swimming!
- He's swimming! - He's good!
He's swimming!
- Amazing! - I'm glad!
- He swam! - I'm glad!
He swam 15 meters in the second half of the game.
- With his own strength. - I'm glad!
When I first saw it, I didn't think he could swim this far in the second half of the game.
- Humans are amazing! - Yes!
- Thank you very much for showing me such a great game! - Wow!
- Ma'am, please say something to everyone in Fuan! - Say something!
- Yes! - Yes!
Thank you, everyone in Fuan!
- Thank you for showing us such a great game! - Thank you!
- Amazing! - Isn't he amazing? He's only 93 years old!
- He's coming back to life! - Yes!
- While he was swimming, his feelings from elementary school came back to life! - That's right!
- His facial expressions were so lively! - Yes!
- The second half of the game, he was already smiling! - His strength is getting stronger and stronger!
- He could have gone another 10 meters! - That's right!
- That's true! - If he didn't do well, he might have turned around!
- Now, he's motivated and wants to practice more! - Yes!
- He wants to swim more! - That's right!
- But of course, two days later, he had severe muscle pain! - Oh!
- But it didn't last long! - It didn't last long!
- It didn't last long!
- Let's move on to the next speaker! - Yes!
- The next speaker is from Masahiro Yamamoto, who lives in Tokyo! - Yes!
- He's 45 years old and runs his own business! - Yes!
- Actually, we'd like you to solve a problem! - Yes!
- The refrigerator you've been using for 17 years! - Yes!
- Your wife says you want to buy a new one, but you're in trouble! - Yes!
- You can't take the refrigerator out of the house! - Oh!
- But you put it in! - That's right!
- When you moved in, you put it in from the window of the second floor living room! - Oh!
- Now, there's a house standing by the window! - Oh!
- That's possible! - I thought I could just carry it up the stairs normally,
- but the owner said that you can't lower or lift the refrigerator with this staircase width, - Oh!
- and there's no way to do it anymore! Detective, please help me! - Oh!
- It's not a detective's job! - Oh!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Wine cork, - Yeah,
- Well, when you try to open it like this, - Yeah,
- you're trying to go inside and take it, - Yeah,
- right? - I see. - What is it, - But it's really...
- I've totally lost it all the time! - The difference is...
- We've lost it all the time, haven't we? - It's totally like, yes...
- Well, we don't need it now, even if we wanted it. - We were about to lose it...
- We definitely don't need it now. - Nick, you're a detective, right?
- We absolutely don't need it - We absolutely don't need it now.
- Uh, I don't know... - What?
- Uh, it's already "checkiatta " "tyatta " - "Checkiatta"
- "Checkiatta"! - "Checkiatta"!
Before we start, let's see how it went.
Let's do it one more time.
Mr. Yamamoto.
Yes, Mr. Yamamoto.
Mr. Yamamoto.
Yes.
Hello.
I'm here.
I'm here because you're in trouble.
Yes.
The second floor?
The second floor.
What's on the second floor?
The kitchen is on the second floor.
Wow, it's big.
Where did you put it?
From here.
At first, Mr. Yamamoto didn't have a space.
So we put a big sofa in front of this sofa.
We put a big TV in front of it.
It's hard to go up the stairs.
So we put everything in from the window.
So we started from that window.
Over there, right?
Wait a minute.
Wow, this is impossible.
This is impossible.
This is a guest house, isn't it?
We have to destroy this house over there.
Will you get in trouble?
Since when did you want to buy this house?
Five years ago.
You've been worrying about it for about five years.
What? I've been worrying about it for five years?
That's right.
So you asked for a lot of things?
I asked for a lot of things.
Did you decline everything here?
That's right.
Then you asked for this house?
That's right.
If you climb this roof, it will crack.
It's not strong enough.
When you asked a specialist for this staircase,
you said you couldn't do it.
That's right.
The specialist didn't do it, right?
That's right.
He may say something like that today.
I decided that I couldn't do it even if I didn't do it.
That's right.
A man's specialist doesn't know.
I can go.
Can you go?
You can go.
I can go.
All right, all right.
I can go.
Go ahead.
I can go.
And...
Keep going.
No!
I can't do it!
This is it!
This door, right?
Let's take this door off.
(Laughter)
I did it! I did it!
Did you do it?
Perfect!
Perfect! (Laughter)
The workers are really angry.
Without doing anything, really.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Come over there.
Shake it.
Oh, I did it, I did it, I did it!
I did it!
Ah!
Wow, it's a little more, here!
It's a little more, here!
Three millimeters!
It's three millimeters!
I can't do it!
(Laughter)
You can't do it here either?
This is the veranda, and it's a big window, but...
Oh!
Huh?
It's just a slipper.
(Laughter)
Can you lower it with a rope?
There's something down here, isn't there?
What is it?
It's something that takes out hydrogen from gas and turns it into chemical reaction electricity.
Something down here?
Yes.
What if it falls and crushes it?
It's a big deal.
There's gas in it and fuel in it, so it'll explode.
(Laughter)
Both this house and this neighborhood...
What do you think?
(Laughter)
No way!
(Laughter)
Hurry up and say it!
Before I say it...
It's going to explode, right?
That's right.
It's going to be a big deal, so let's do a simulation first.
Simulation?
Yes, simulation.
(Laughter)
Simulation.
Let's lower it from here.
Yes.
It's the same size and shape, right?
Yes.
But it's heavier.
It's heavier.
Like this?
Yes.
Okay.
Staff, go downstairs.
Yes.
Like this.
At this point, your hands are probably slipping.
My hands are slipping and falling.
Like this.
Yes.
I'm holding it like this.
And I'm going to let go of it like this.
Ouch!
You went in here first, didn't you?
Yes.
And you've been going down here once now, and you can't go down here either.
You go out here and for now you're here.
You might explode.
That's right. It's dangerous.
You can't go down here either, can you?
Yes.
It's not strong enough and the roof will fall.
It's dangerous from here.
Try it again.
It's dangerous.
Like this.
Excuse me.
Outside.
Next door.
Next door?
Hello.
Excuse me.
Yes, what's up?
Are you two good friends?
Yes, we're just taking a walk.
Do you want me to say hello?
Yes, of course.
Oh, really?
The refrigerator is on the second floor from that window over there.
I have to get it out of that window, but it's in the way.
I'll fix it.
Can you not open the door for me?
Oh, sure.
Excuse me.
Oh, sorry.
Can you do me a favor?
It's like we're in Parallel World, but we're wearing the same clothes.
It's the same.
That's right.
This is where the problem is.
Like this?
Did you notice?
What? Did you see?
People think they can go in from here.
That's right.
But I noticed one more thing.
What?
The stairs...
I don't think you can go in there.
I didn't go in there, either.
What?
I didn't go in there, either.
You didn't go in there, either?
I made it smaller.
It's like I'm wearing a T-shirt.
What? I thought you could go in there.
But it's easier to go down from here.
What?
You can go down from here.
You want me to go down from here and you want me to go down from here?
That's right.
I don't think you can go in there.
I made it.
You made it?
There's nothing here.
You made it?
I made it.
If you're going to go in there, you can't go in there.
It's wide here.
I can go here.
Great.
I might be able to do it.
If you can, take it.
Can I?
I did it.
Thank you.
It's perfect.
Hey, how do you take this off?
I don't know.
If you're a carpenter or something, you can't do it.
We're amateurs.
It's hard to take it off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you a brand pensioner?
Yes, I am.
Great.
I'm sorry, but we don't have enough strength.
I'm sorry, but can you help me?
Yes, I understand.
Thank you for your cooperation.
One, two, three.
I knew it.
I was in the other house.
Great.
Let's go.
Push it.
Great.
Are you ready?
A little more.
Great.
You finally got out of the rock house.
Yes, we did.
Finally.
It's still someone's house.
Yes, it is.
Let's get out of here for now.
We were taken out of the rock house.
Are you okay?
Push it, please.
Push it?
Yes, hold it.
It's true, it's true.
OK.
Great.
We got out of the house.
OK.
Are you okay?
Yes.
OK.
Great.
We got out of the house.
Great.
We got out of the house.
OK.
Yes.
Where do you want me to put it?
There.
Here?
Yes.
I'll put it here.
Yes.
OK.
Yes, we did it.
Great.
It's true.
Great.
I forgot I had a TV job.
I can't even make people laugh.
Great!
That's great!
It was really hard.
Mr. Kami's wisdom is also wonderful.
His idea was good.
I know, right?
But in today's narrow world with only Mr. Kami,
it's nice to have someone next to you.
When you buy a refrigerator, you need someone next to you.
And you need someone next to you to help you.
You need to get along with each other.
You're right, Mr. Kobutsu.
You need to know how many people you've involved in a refrigerator.
It was really hard.
That's amazing.
The last one is from Kubota Kurumi, 21 years old, a college student living in Nara Prefecture.
I want to eat beetle larvae for a snack.
What is it?
A professor of my university told me that he ate beetle larvae for a snack when he was young.
I was impressed by his story and wondered what kind of taste it would have.
And I thought I'd like to eat it.
Since then, I've been researching and learning about larvae.
I'm also thinking about how to cook it and I'll cook it.
I'd like to ask you for your guidance, but could you listen to my selfishness?
Her name is Kurumi, isn't it?
She's very polite.
What kind of face is that?
I don't like it!
In Kansai, there are many girls who are smart and polite.
It seems that such a cute young girl wants to eat larvae.
If you want to eat it, I'll show you what it tastes like.
What's this?
What's this position?
It's hard to attack.
Hello, I'm Tamura of Detective Night Scoop.
Hello.
Thank you for your hot coffee.
Thank you for your coffee.
Excuse me.
Do you want to eat beetle larvae?
I know it's not for you, but...
Can you tell me what you want to do?
I want to eat beetle larvae.
Are you having a hard life now?
Can you tell me why you want to do that?
My favorite teacher is a woman.
When I was young, I used to eat beetle larvae with my grandfather.
Did you eat it raw?
Yes.
Why?
I want to cook it a little.
But I heard it was creamy.
I thought wine would go well with it.
It's delicious.
What is the reason you want to eat it the most?
I'm curious.
Curiosity.
Yes.
I can't stop you from being curious.
If you tell your friends about it, they'll be excited.
I have a friend who took the same class as me.
She said she wanted to eat it.
Ik-chan.
Ik-chan?
Ik-chan.
You look depressed again.
Do you want to eat beetle larvae?
Did you look it up?
Yes.
First of all, you cut off the head and buttocks.
The head and buttocks are bitter.
So you cut it off and eat only the middle part.
The middle part has wings and the head is hard.
So you eat the wings and the head.
You're talking about the middle part, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
What do you want to eat with it?
French bread and...
wine and star grapes together and make it like Italian food, I thought it would be delicious.
Mom, are you going today?
- Mom? - Yes?
- Can I talk to you for a moment? - No, I'm sorry.
Mom, it's for my daughter.
- She's so cute. - Yes.
Why?
You haven't raised her like a good girl, have you?
It's pretty wild, so insects aren't dangerous at all.
- Even cockroaches can be killed by me. - Really?
But I can't treat your body after applying the spray.
- My body... - Your body?
- Is it okay for you to feed her? - Yes.
- I've already prepared what I said earlier. - Can I see it?
Show me, show me.
Have you eaten anything around here?
- Have you eaten anything? - I've eaten it with my hands.
- Have you eaten it? - Yes, I have.
You can't eat without things.
- Let's go and get it now. - Okay.
Speaking of insects, this is Skuf.
- Mino Park Insect Museum. - Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
Excuse me.
- You can't eat it at all? - It's okay.
It's okay? Even if you bite it, it's an insect.
What does it taste like?
I've never eaten it. Have you?
No.
But I have a request for you.
- Is it around here? - If it goes well...
- It can't be anywhere.
- I see. - If you find that spot...
Wow, that's amazing. Is it okay?
This area is called "chromadobotal" and you may find botal larvae.
- Wow! - That shiny substance is originally called "bitter".
Wow! Then it's a little hard to eat botal, isn't it?
When I went camping, I asked if I could eat insects or insects' feces instead of plants or food if I did that.
But I don't think you can actually eat it.
- You know, those parasites? - Yes.
The outside is empty and the inside...
Oops, I went too far.
- I went too far. This way. - See?
I told you!
You're too absorbed in what you're saying.
- That area might be good. - That area?
Yes, because this tree is heavy.
I'm a little hungry. Be careful.
- It's a little hard. - It's a little hard.
It's hard.
It's sunny.
- Boss, there's nothing here. - There's nothing.
- Here it is. - Oh, there it is!
- There it is! - Wow!
But it's empty.
- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Kubo-chan, you want this?
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
Isn't this a pumpkin?
- I don't think so. - It's so small.
- I think you can eat it like this. - I think you can eat it like this.
Isn't this a piece of pumpkin?
- Are you going to eat it? - No! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Let's calm down! Let's calm down for a moment!
- Ears! - Don't you have eyes for ears?
In that sense, this skin has cells that feel light.
- Is it delicious? Does it feel like noodles? - I'll write it down. - If you collect it... If you collect it, you'll know!
- I'll look for it. - It looks like it's going down a lot!
- The rest is around here, right? - Yeah, it's around here.
- Huh? - Itsupachi!
(Itsupachi)
- It's like you stole what you wanted. - I'd like to let you eat it for the rest of the day if possible.
- Then can you wait for me for a moment? - Huh? Do you have it?
I said, "Wait for me for a moment."
- Don't you want to eat it? - I want to eat it!
- Wow! - Thank you! - You're welcome! - It's huge!
- You can eat it, right? - Yeah, there are a lot of white parts. - You can eat it!
- I'm sorry for the precious thing. - Thank you! - Thank you! - Please eat it for the rest of the day! - Yes!
- Konchukukki! - Yes! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- There may be an accident, so I'll ask an expert. - Okay.
- Do you have a recipe for cooking beetle larvae? - If you don't get the larvae now, you may not need it while you're eating the larvae.
- Yes. - Either open the lid and take out the larvae, or be sure to remove the heat.
- I understand. - Excuse me. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm overdoing it.
It stinks!
Why does it smell like that?
- It's not that bad. - What is this smell?
I've never smelled anything like it. It's not dirt.
- Excuse me. - I'm sorry.
- It's so smooth. - How do you prevent it from falling apart?
- It came off clean. - Excuse me.
I hope it doesn't burn.
Would you like some potato starch?
- Would you like some potato starch? - Excuse me.
- It smells good. - It smells good.
- It smells good, doesn't it? - Thank you.
- It smells like cormorant. - Really?
- It smells like it. - Yay!
How is it?
I don't think it looks good.
- Well, it's my first time. - Do you think you'll do it again?
- I don't think I'll do it again. - Do you want to try it first?
- Yes. - Thank you for it.
- It smells like dirt, doesn't it? - Does it?
- Try it. - The skin is very hard.
- How does it taste? - It tastes like dirt.
- You can call it dirt, can't you? - I'll eat the inside.
It's so heavy.
Don't hesitate, you two.
I can eat it normally.
Really?
I haven't eaten breakfast or lunch yet.
This is my first meal.
Here I go.
(gagging)
Is it that bad?
(gagging)
It's bad!
I didn't swallow it yet,
but it's still there!
(gagging)
I can still taste the soil.
Zero!
I can't open it.
It's hard.
Hmm?
Huh?
Hmm?
Huh?
Hmm?
Hmm...
But...
I can still smell the soil, but...
I can also taste it.
(giggling)
That's weird.
It's like I'm smelling a corpse.
Yeah, you smell like a corpse.
Huh?
What does it look like?
What does it look like? Do you want me to tell you?
Dust.
It's nothing but dust.
Apparently, it's eaten a lot in foreign countries.
I think it's better to remove the dust.
Leave it in a place without dust for about two weeks.
Then, you spit out the dust.
Then, you can eat it. It's more creamy.
Is the skin hard?
The skin is very hard.
It's hard.
So far, you haven't said anything good about it.
Now, we have an announcement.
From Hashimoto.
Ginshari's own live show, "Manzai-tsukai Sharry" will be held at ABC Hall on January 13th.
We will do a lot of manzai and new stories.
If you like it, please look forward to it.
Today, we answered three questions.
The reaction was very good.
The beetle...
Maybe, in the era without food, people ate beetles and came up with various ideas.
Now, people eat all kinds of food.
Chinese food, Italian food, French food...
People eat all kinds of food.
But, they are curious about something more delicious.
I thought it was very interesting.
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