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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
It would be amazing if you hugged me tighter than usual
It's time for the Judgment Night Scoop.
From now on, we will keep a sharp eye on the complex modern society,
I'm Toshio Nishida, the director of Judgment Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
My name is Toshio Nishida.
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor also covers the joys and sorrows of life, and the love and hate between men and women.
We would like to hear from Fuyumi Sakamoto, the orihime of the Kayokai who spins the silk threads she receives from men.
When you gave us your voice before, it was about six and a half years ago.
That's right. It's been a while.
If you have a name you don't know, please tell us.
Well, well, well...
What do you think?
To be honest, you have an idea, don't you?
Mr. Kanpei.
Thank you.
Mr. Ishida.
He's from Okinawa.
He's not wrong.
He's from Okinawa.
He's not wrong.
I know more than two letters.
It's three letters.
It's not three letters.
It's a torture.
Okay, let's move on.
Well, it took us some time, but we'll say it.
Okay, let's say our first request.
Yes, our first request is from Daisuke Marumo, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
He's a second-year student.
Yes.
Today, we'd like to ask you for a favor.
What is it?
I love singing.
I can't play an instrument, but I'm confident in singing.
When I have a break or clean up, I always sing alone.
One day, a girl named Holly in my class said to me,
Marumo, you're not good at singing.
At this rate, my pride won't allow it.
I'd like to see which of me and Holly is better at singing.
Could you cooperate with me?
It looks like you're ready for a match.
If you make fun of me, I'd like to have a match.
Well, let's see if I beat Holly or not.
Here you go!
Well, if I have time, I sing in the classroom or in the hallway.
I sing with all my heart.
It's like this.
It's not that good, though.
Come and sit a while with me.
I love it.
What do you think is the most important thing in singing?
I think the most important thing in singing is to think about the meaning of the lyrics and sing with all your heart.
No matter how good you are, if you don't have it, it's like reading a book.
Do you have confidence in singing with that kind of feeling?
Yes, I do.
I think it's the best in my opinion.
Do you have confidence in yourself?
Shall we sing? I'm going to sing here now.
Sing.
Please listen to me for a moment.
Isn't today's main song a song?
No, it's a lyric song.
Leave your feeling of wanting to sing here.
Don't you sing here?
Don't panic.
Do you like singing that much?
I love it.
Who is it?
My girlfriend.
Girlfriend?
Yes.
Are you brothers?
No, we're not.
What do you do?
I'm Yuki Fushinaka.
Yuki-chan.
Do you want me to ask you something?
Yes.
Go ahead and ask me.
I think you're cool.
What?
Cool?
Cool.
You're cool.
Do you know that you're not good at singing?
No, not at all.
I heard you made fun of me.
Yes.
So I'm going to read you a song and compete with you.
I've never heard of it.
Me neither.
I've never heard of it, but I think you're good at it.
Your voice sounds like it's coming out of your stomach.
I'd like to hear you sing someday.
Do you want me to ask you something?
Yes, go ahead and ask me.
Yes. When Marumo was singing, I stepped on him and thought he was a bad singer.
Really?
Yes, really.
He has a loud voice, but I thought he was different.
What do you think of his singing?
He's better than Marumo.
No, it's the opposite.
I'm better than him.
No, no, no. That's not true.
His voice is loud, but it doesn't have feelings in it.
I can feel that he's trying to make it sound better with his loud voice.
Oh, I see.
I'm sure he's been denied this much by the person who sang for him.
He's underrated, underrated, underrated.
You know, underrated.
I'm underrated, so I'm going to win.
I swear to God.
You're going to swear to God?
Even if you don't swear, I'm going to win.
Do you know Marumo?
Yes, I do.
I'd like to ask her something.
Yes, go ahead.
What did you like about Marumo?
What are you talking about?
Yes, go ahead.
Hello, everyone.
Are you all classmates?
Yes.
As you all know,
you don't have to be friends or anything like that.
You have to be good at singing.
You can't sing like this all the time.
I sing with all my heart.
With all your heart?
Yes.
What song is it?
It's "Tsubusani Koi" by Kanjaniate.
I don't know that song.
I'm sorry.
You don't know what song it is?
I'm sorry.
I sing "Tsubusani Koi" by Kanjaniate.
Here we go!
I've gotten used to the days when I hit a wall in a reckless and reckless way.
I can't say "tsubusani koi" well and I'll make you angry again.
But I know that repeating "tsubusani koi" over and over again doesn't mean it doesn't reach you.
How is it? How is it?
You just finished singing.
It feels good.
Feels good?
How many percent do you mean?
One hundred and twenty percent?
One hundred and twenty percent?!
You surpassed one hundred percent, didn't you?
Yes.
No, even if I surpassed one hundred percent, it's just a matter of surpassing it further.
Now, Yuzu's glorious run!
There were tears I couldn't show anyone
There were tears I shed without anyone knowing
Even now, in the middle of that dream I had in my mind
Over and over again, in the middle of that dream I was about to give up
So now, without hesitation, just move forward
Towards that parallel cliff
Towards that never-ending journey
Towards the cliff that leads to your heart
I'm a little...
Huh? Are you crying?
I'm too emotional.
I'm sorry.
You were crying?
You were dancing while crying?
Yes.
Right?
You were crying?
I was surprised that I was about to cry too.
If you think Narumo-kun is good at it, blue.
And if you think she's good at it, please raise red.
Is it decided?
Yes.
Go ahead!
8-3 and Narumo-kun wins!
I'm surprised.
Usually, I'm just a speaker with a loud voice.
But each song has emotions in it.
It's like a human song.
You're good at singing.
What do you think of the song?
I think it was a good match.
You were surprised at first too.
But I think you should sing as you like.
In a way, I learned a lot today.
The key point is to sing as you like.
Thank you for your performance.
I'm Detective Sawabe's reporter, Koneta Shuu.
I'd like to introduce you.
First of all, 23-year-old Ozawa Kenta from east Osaka told me.
There is a small flower in the picture taken at Kumanokodou World Heritage Site.
It looks like Hanako Yamada.
When I look closely, she is smiling a little.
Please have a look.
It's hard to see people like Hanako.
She was in the plant world.
I'm looking forward to it.
Next, 19-year-old Muranishi Heinz from Yokohama.
Six years ago, a Dutch friend recommended black candy- like things to me and I ate them.
I was shocked.
It's terribly bad.
What should I compare it with?
I can't think of anything.
Detective, please try it, too.
I'm very picky about food, so I made a firm decision.
I'm looking forward to it.
Next, 22-year-old Iguchi Jun from Kyoto City told me.
When I was studying in Australia, I often saw bread with black paste-like things called "vegemite" in my host family's breakfast.
It's terribly bad.
Please try it, too.
People from all over the world like black candy- like things.
But, Japanese people like donuts.
I made black candy-like things.
Next...
I'm looking forward to it.
Kagemi-san, 22 years old, said...
I came up with a game that no one can do.
With your wrists fixed, turn your left and right index fingers in the opposite direction.
At first glance, it looks like an easy operation, but first of all, no one can do it.
Please try it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Akashin-shi, Abe-motonori-san, 63 years old, said...
When I was young, pro-wrestling was very popular.
Now, most men in their 50s and 60s are sure that anyone can do a cobra twist.
It means that men in their 50s and 60s can do pro- wrestling.
Next...
Osaka-shi, Shioka-kesuke-san, said...
I'm in my 40s and I'm on drugs.
But I have a dream that I've been holding on to for a long time.
It's a movie drama that often appears.
On the train that starts running,
While shouting my lover's name,
I run home and catch up,
In the end, I collapse and look down on myself.
I want to experience that kind of scene.
Will I be able to do it?
I'm sure that both the director and the actors have experienced this before.
He's saying that he's not an actor.
But I'm going to ignore it.
Lastly...
Kagoshima-ken, Furuichi, Hidehiro-san, 52 years old, said...
I always enjoy watching it,
But in the past, when I took a lot of baths,
It would be so cold that I couldn't stand it.
I used to pick up the smell of a dog's tears.
On the other hand,
When a military detective puts perfume on his anus,
Even in winter, it gets hot.
I did an experiment like that.
Then, if you put perfume on your anus,
And go into the bath of a dog's tears,
Is it hot or cold?
Which one will win?
I'm very curious about it.
Please compete with me.
Which one will win?
I've been doing it since I was young.
Please watch 'Tonetashuu'.
Here you go.
"Hello." "Hello."
"Are you working?" "Yes, I am."
I just came back from college.
"What? College?" "Yes, college."
"Oh, you're a college student. You're 18 years old." "Yes."
I see. Work harder.
No, I'm tired already.
I have a favor to ask you.
Could you give me a Cobra Twist?
No, I don't know how to do it. I know the name, though.
"You've heard of it, haven't you?" "No, I haven't."
"You don't know how to do it?" "No, I don't."
"What?" "Excuse me, how old are you?"
"I'm 60 years old." "Oh, you're 60 years old."
"Are you sure?" "Yes."
"This is 'Tonetashuu'." "Oh, I see."
Could you give me a Cobra Twist?
"Can I?" "Yes, you can."
Oh, I remember it now.
"Let me see." "Yes, remember it."
"Like this, right?" "Yes, remember it."
"Like this, right?" "Oh!"
Dad!
Wow!
"Do you know this generation?" "Yes, I do."
"This is 'Tonetashuu'." "Oh, hello."
"How old are you?" "I'm 56 years old."
"Could you give me a Cobra Twist?" "What?"
"Could you show me how you do it?" "What do you mean?"
Cobra Twist.
Lightly, so you don't get hurt.
"Like this, right?" "Yes."
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
"Dad, you did it!" "It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!"
"Amazing!" "It hurts! It hurts!"
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Amazing!
"Do you know how to do it?" "Of course I do."
I see. That's how you do it.
"How old are you, dad?" "I'm 56 years old."
56 years old is not bad.
"Cobra Twist." "No, I don't know how to do it."
"Please show me how you do it." "What?"
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You know how to do it!
Daddy, ouch, ouch!
Daddy!
Daddy, can you do the Cobra Twist?
Yes, I can.
Do you remember how to do it?
Yes, I do.
I'm 70 years old.
Can you do it for me?
You know how to do it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Daddy, ouch, ouch!
You know how to do it!
Daddy!
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 72 years old.
You're 72 years old and you know how to do it!
How old are you?
I'm 51 years old.
You're in your 50s.
Yes.
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes.
Thank you, daddy.
I think you're not getting anything.
Yes, yes.
I'm curious.
Yes.
I'm curious.
You're close.
This is it, right?
Yes, it is.
Is it good?
It's very good.
Ricolis sweets.
Yes.
Are Ricolis sweets famous in Europe?
Yes, they are.
In Europe, everyone eats them.
Please.
If you like it.
One by one.
Yes.
Just like this.
Yes.
It's a little...
Wow!
It's so good!
It's awful!
It's awful! What's this?
It's not good at all!
It's awful!
"Does everyone say that?" "Yes, everyone."
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Everyone thinks like that.
"But Japanese people like nuts, right?" "Yes."
But you don't say that to the Dutch people.
That's how it is in the country.
It's a human culture.
"Do you like nuts?" "I like them a lot."
You like them!
But you don't eat them!
It's too early for that!
There's something in Australia that everyone loves.
Everyone loves it. It's a very famous one.
"Vegemite." "Vegemite."
"No, it's "ve-gi-mite." "Vegemite."
V-v-vegemite.
You don't have to be afraid of the audience.
This is delicious. Australian people like it, don't they?
I've been eating it since I was a kid.
"It's like anko, chocolate anko." "Yes."
"It's good with bread." "It's good with bread."
Vegemite.
"It's really good, isn't it?" "It's good."
It's good, right?
You're lying!
It's not good at all!
What is this?!
It's not good at all!
What is this?!
Australian people say it's good.
Everyone says it's good.
You're lying!
"I'm not lying." "Go ahead."
Go ahead.
This is not normal, but...
Thank you for your hard work.
Hey!
Stop it!
Write something like this!
Well...
Is there such a flower?
It's quite...
Is it a plant?
A human and a plant...
Here we go.
Here it is.
What?
I don't know what it is yet, but...
There is a bigger one.
Little by little...
There is an even bigger picture.
Ah...
If you compare...
How is it?
First like this.
Right.
Like this...
You can do it in the same direction.
And this...
Only the left hand, in the opposite direction.
I can't do it. I can't do it. What is it? What is it?
This is difficult, so let's prepare it first.
Let's prepare it first. First of all, I can't prepare it. I can't even prepare it.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Now, will the tears of love win or will the perfume win? I would like to go immediately.
Then, first of all, I would like to go from the perfume. Please.
Can you spread it out a little?
It's hot! It's hot! Wow, it's amazing! It's hot!
What is this? It's amazing!
It's burning! It's hot! What will happen when it gets into the tears of love?
It's warm.
It's not cold for me yet. The perfume is still burning.
What is this? I don't know what it is.
The back door is burning hot, but the back of the cigarette is cool.
This is a battle of equality.
It's cold. It's cold.
It's cold. It's cold for both of us.
It's cold.
It's cold. It's cold for me, too.
It's cold for me, too.
It's hot.
It's hot for me, too.
It's a draw.
I don't know what it is.
It's hot.
Sabe!
Nishioka!
Nishioka...
Sabe!
Nishioka!
Sabe!
Nishioka!
I like you!
Nishioka!
Sabe!
Nishioka!
Sabe...
Nishioka!
Sabe!
Nishioka...
Sabe!
Nishioka!
Sabe!
I like you!
Nishioka!
Sabe!
Nishioka!
Sabe!
The last one was a very nice scene, but I would like to ask for permission from the station and the railroad company not to imitate it, but the confrontation of perfume is also amazing.
Don't be stupid...
It's hot, like burning...
Let's move on to the last one.
The last one is from a company staff in Miura, Misuzu- san, 30 years old.
Please listen to my problem.
I'm not good at climbing stairs, and for some reason, my right foot goes up behind me when I climb.
Since I was little, I've been concerned about how people climb stairs differently, but no one ever pointed it out to me, so I thought it wasn't as weird as I thought it was.
The other day, when I was climbing the stairs, my mother behind me said, "You're jumping again today," and made fun of me.
That's right, my climbing style is weird.
So please, don't worry about what others think and enjoy climbing stairs.
I wanted to fix it by the time I was 30 years old.
I wanted to fix it by the time I was in my 20s, but instead of fixing it, I turned 30 years old the day before the shoot.
So, in order to spend my bright 30s, I decided to fix it and became good at climbing stairs.
When you climb up the stairs, do your feet bounce up like this?
I can't imagine it, but when did you start doing it?
I think I started doing it when I was in elementary and middle school.
So, you started doing it when you noticed it.
You thought it was very natural and normal, didn't you?
That's right.
Now, we are at the entrance of Nozaki Cannon.
Look at the magnificent stairs.
I would like you to show me what it is like here.
Well, please.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Left and right? No, it's not like that.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, you did it!
Oh!
I'm curious about your hands, too.
I'm curious about your balance.
Well, you showed me for the first time.
What did you think of it at first?
But, if you look at it in detail, you can see that your left foot comes up like this, but your right foot comes up like this.
Yes.
Like this, right?
That's right.
Let's climb up together.
Yes.
Well, I'll climb up normally.
One, two...
[Laughter]
She's laughing a lot.
[Laughter]
When I was watching her from the side, I felt like I was in a panic.
Well, let's work out to get better.
Thank you.
Let's do it step by step.
Yes.
One step at a time.
Like this.
Yes.
Now, try climbing up one step at a time.
Wow, it's hard for me to walk.
What?
It's hard for me to walk.
It's hard for you to walk?
Yes.
In real life, you're climbing up a lot.
You're climbing up a lot.
You're climbing up a lot, aren't you?
Now, try it without climbing up.
Without climbing up!
Wow!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Climb up!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Yes.
You're climbing up.
[Laughter]
Well, you're going this way, right?
Yes.
Do it like this.
Try extending your legs and climbing up.
Extending my legs and climbing up?
Yes, you can do it from the left side.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This isn't right. I'm sorry.
[Laughter]
This doesn't make any sense.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
This doesn't make any sense.
I'm sorry.
You're like a person who has a mouth injury.
[Laughter]
You're like a person who has a mouth injury.
It's a little different.
I've prepared something like this.
It's hard to hide it now.
What?
It's an iron guitar.
What?
One side is 2.5mm.
It's hard to play with 2.5mm.
[Laughter]
I think you'll naturally learn how to play it.
[Laughter]
That's what it is.
Yes.
[Sound of guitar]
[Laughter]
It sounds weird.
It may be your first time.
I've never played it.
[Laughter]
I'll never play it.
You're going to play it now.
[Laughter]
Now, I'm wearing an iron guitar that weighs 2.5kg.
I don't think this will go up.
Let's go.
Yes.
Go ahead.
It's not going up.
Good.
[Laughter]
It's stretching.
Good.
[Laughter]
It's good.
OK.
Go for it.
Good.
Ouch!
[Laughter]
Ouch!
OK.
Ouch!
Yes.
How is it?
Try it.
My legs are about to hang.
[Laughter]
My legs are about to hang.
Your legs are about to hang.
My legs are about to hang.
But your legs didn't go up.
Really?
Yes.
If you experience this, you won't go up normally.
Yes.
That's what I mean.
Yes.
Good.
Yes.
It's good.
Your pace is going up.
It's good.
Really?
Yes.
Try it.
Yes.
Focus.
How is it?
Your muscle strength seems to have increased.
You are rising sharply.
Is it a big failure?
You are rising sharply.
It's light now.
It's light.
Stop it. Stop it. It's not good.
It's not good.
Your reaction is amazing.
Could you give me some time?
Are you Ishigato?
Are you Ishigato? Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
You are right.
You are an expert.
Do you know the cause of it?
I think so.
I'll leave it to you.
Then...
Your right foot doesn't matter.
Kick up your left foot firmly.
Your left foot.
She made you focus on your left foot to fix your right foot.
You are professional.
I don't have this idea.
How is it?
My left foot hurts.
You stepped on it a lot.
But your left foot didn't go up that much.
Really?
Is it because your left foot is too weak?
I can't kick it well.
You stepped on your right foot to cover it?
Yes, to balance it.
So you need to focus on your left foot.
I need to focus on my left foot and...
I need to cover faces of people I don't like.
I think I can do it.
Your teaching style is like a university in Osaka.
Now, we've practiced a lot, so from now on,
the three of us will climb up to the top of this stone step in a very natural conversation.
If we can climb all the way to the end, we can go back to Miyagi comfortably.
Maybe in the future, new 30s will open up.
It's totally normal, isn't it?
How is it different from yourself before?
It's good, yes.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
I think you'll have a good time.
It's almost time.
Yes.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Alright!
The feeling of being next to you was completely normal!
Sensei, how was it?
It was perfect!
It was perfect, wasn't it?
How about you?
It was perfect!
Your voice and your face are full of confidence!
Really?
Yes!
You came all the way here!
It's amazing!
You don't have that fun feeling of waking up in the morning anymore!
You haven't changed at all, have you?
Yes!
If you had an escalator and stairs in the future, which one would you use?
The stairs!
Alright!
I was surprised!
I kept climbing the stairs for 30 minutes and went back to Miyagi.
It's been 5 days since the show ended, but I still can't get muscle pain.
Please use an escalator!
It's really tiring!
It's really, really tiring!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Alright! We have an announcement!
Today's Komon Fuyumi Sakamoto's performance, "Sakamoto Fuyumi Special Performance",
will be on Osaka's Shinkabuki seat from May 9th to May 31st!
Shinkabuki! That's great!
It's been 13 years!
At Shinkabuki!
That's right!
Shinkabuki is a tradition of Enka, isn't it?
That's right!
It's on from May 9th to 31st, so please come and see it!
We've answered three of your requests.
It was fun!
But I still remember Marumo-kun's first song!
We won't forget it!
This show is brought to you by your requests!
For those of you who chose our requests, we'll give you this certificate!
For those of you who came to our studio to play, we'll give you this sticker!
We'll give you this sticker!
We're sorry!
We'll give you this sticker!
We're sorry!
See you next week!
Please send your questions to this detective office.
An excellent detective will immediately find out the truth of the mystery.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
I won't do anything troublesome by myself! Please go out with me!