AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
catch you
This is the only time I can fall in love with you, kiss me
Yes, and today's Gomun, his father is a famous actor, and his mother is a serious dramatist.Even though he struggled a little, he still walked the winding path of being an actor, and here he is again today, as an actor. Come on, big man.
Well, at this person's age, I kept thinking about it on the way there.
Love is frozen.
I'm a junior.
one's junior?
I'm a junior.
Ah, that's right.
It's the same office.
There are only three people.
Yeah, is that so now?
Are you a junior?
Since two people came, the other one must be absent-minded.
Now, let's move on to your first request today.
Yes, the first one was requested by Mr. Kikuma, a 20-year-old vocational school student who lives in Taito-ku, Tokyo.
This time, I wanted to see if what I was bragging about was my true ability, so I requested a survey.
That being is asismo.
Since I was taught by my grandfather in elementary school, I haven't lost yet.
In fact, I'd like to know how I lost, but it's not an official competition, so I can't confirm it.
This "assismo" seems to have several different rules all over the country, and the one I was taught seems to be "suneoshi" among them.
I've played fighting sports with my Brazilian friends before, and I won easily again.
At this time, he gave me the title "canera dura".
It means "hard back" in Portuguese.
Please let me check how good I am at "suneoshi".
"Suneoshi".
You've played "assismo" before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Since I was taught by my grandfather in elementary school, I haven't lost yet.
After all, you are a man, aren't you?
Yes.
I'd like to know how strong you are.
Yes, I'd like to know.
There was a time like that for me.
Yes, there was.
There was a time like that for you.
He hasn't said it yet.
I'd like to know how strong you are this time.
Yes, I'd like to know.
Kikuma-kun.
Yes.
Did you come all the way from Tokyo to play "suneoshi"?
Yes, I came all the way from Tokyo to play "suneoshi".
"Suneoshi"?
Yes.
There are several types of "suneoshi", including "assismo".
One of them is "suneoshi".
You've played "suneoshi" before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I don't remember how many people I played "suneoshi" with in school.
I've challenged myself, but I haven't lost.
I haven't played "suneoshi", either.
Shall we play "suneoshi" now?
Yes.
It's smaller than I expected.
Yes, it is.
There is such a big difference in size.
You put your knees together like this.
And you lock your opponent's legs with your opponent's legs.
And you do the same thing with your arms and legs.
Do I go like this?
Yes.
It's totally free.
Ready, go!
No, no, no.
Do you want to do it?
You know...
It's not a matter of running and holding on for a moment.
Nabe-chan, try it.
Be careful.
Here it comes.
Ready, go!
Ouch!
This is how you do it, right?
Show me your legs.
They are thin.
You were told about it, right?
About foreign martial arts.
When I fought a Brazilian martial artist, he called me "canera dura".
It means "hard snag".
That's cool.
Let's go out of town and fight.
Let's see how real it is.
Can you help me?
Sure.
I want you to fight him.
Fight?
Yes.
Snag.
Snag?
Lock here.
I see.
Fight only here.
Let's go.
Ready, go!
You are strong.
It hurts.
Ouch!
You are strong.
I'm busy.
Thank you.
You too, guys.
Me too.
Ready, go!
Ouch!
Sorry.
I can't do it.
You can't?
You are strong.
Good luck.
Okay.
You are strong.
This is not popular.
I'm a fan of you.
Yes.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
You look good.
Thank you.
Do you play any sports?
I play baseball.
Baseball!
Baseball.
He plays baseball.
He is versatile.
Yes.
Let's go.
Ready, go!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Really?
Ouch!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Ouch!
I know you know, but you're a loser!
What's up with him?
Hello.
He's a climbing guy.
There's someone here who's really strong.
He's strong.
Yeah, he's strong.
Yeah.
I want you to compete with him by pushing his back.
Pushing his back?
Pushing his back.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready, go!
He's really strong!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
There's someone here who's really strong.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Ready, go!
He's really weak!
He's really strong.
He's really strong and really weak!
Then...
Yes.
Since you can't compete with people in the city...
Yes.
We'll look for someone who's really strong here...
Yes.
And we'll prepare something.
Yes.
And we'll compete with that person.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Now, we've come to Kinki University.
They're already waiting.
He's here!
He's amazing!
He's amazing.
How many people are here?
Huh?
There's a lot of strong people.
Which club?
Kinki University Judo Club.
Judo...
Which club?
American Football Club.
That's right!
Which club?
It's not a club, it's Tekondo Club.
Tekondo...
Oh, is it a general club?
Yes.
Oh, you're a Tekomochi!
This is Igo Shogi Club.
Igo Shogi Club?
- You said you'd prepare something tough. - Yes, that's right.
Is Igo Shogi Club a part of this club?
We have matches and training camps every month.
We've invited people of all ages and sizes.
- So you've forced them in. - That's right.
- What's your nationality? - Koukoku Kenkyukai.
- Koukoku Kenkyukai? - Yes.
What an irregular life!
- What's your name? - I'm Keirin.
- Keirin! - Yes.
- I won my first championship in my last race. - Champion!
- What else? - Tumbling is like a mixture of trampoline and gymnastics.
- So you're bust and NG, right? - Yes, I'm NG.
You're bust and NG, right? So you're a bust and NG club?
- What club are you in? - A gym club.
- Of course you are! - Yes, I am.
What is this?!
You've got to be kidding me!
- I'm in the track and field club. - Track and field club?
- Are you a student? - No, I'm a regular student.
- You are, right? - Yes, I am.
- I'm confident in my legs. - That's right!
- I'm in the wrestling club. - Wrestling club?
This place is huge!
We've gathered here today with 10 different sports.
Each of you will be representing one of them.
We'll find out what kind of skills you need to have.
- Yes. - Sounds good?
First, we'll test your skills.
Well, we don't know if you'll be able to test your skills.
But I think you'll be fine.
- Let's go with this! - Yes.
- How confident are you? - I'm fine.
But I'm a little worried about their life expectancy.
Everyone, please be careful.
Everyone, let's do this!
Ready... go!
Ouch!
I thought you were weak.
No, I'm getting stronger.
Go!
Ouch!
It's time for the gym meeting.
It's the second round.
Ready?
Go!
Ouch!
That's right.
It's the track and field.
Let's do it.
Ready?
Go!
Ouch!
You're strong.
Thank you.
It's the camping club, right?
They're here.
Welcome.
It's the sixth person.
It's Ameft.
Ready?
Go!
It's Ameft!
What?
Are you serious?
It's the seventh person.
It's Keirin's S-class champion.
Let's do it.
Ready?
Go!
Ouch!
S-class champion is defeated!
Hey!
You're too heavy!
You're a pro!
You're too heavy!
Ouch!
I can't stand it.
You're serious.
It's coming.
It's the eighth person.
Oh, no!
40kg heavier than you!
A modern judo player, right?
Yes.
You can't lose like that, can you?
I can't lose.
What will you do if you lose?
If I lose, I'll shave my head.
Ready...
Go!
Oh, no!
Go! Go!
Oh, no!
He's winning not only judo, but also bamboo.
Judo club is defeated!
The ninth player has arrived.
Wrestling club.
It's huge! It's huge!
This difference is huge!
The ninth player is the wrestling club.
Ready...
Go!
Oh, no!
Wrestling club is defeated!
Ouch!
Thank you very much.
Finally, you didn't do it.
Another player has arrived.
And the opponent is...
Him.
He's laughing.
How much does he weigh?
160kg.
160kg!
This feeling...
It's like...
A light tiger.
A light tiger?
It's like lying next to a light tiger.
What's this?
It's like three pieces of a light tiger.
A light tiger.
A snail.
A middleweight.
The last player.
Yes.
The sumo club.
Ready, go!
Cold face.
560kg, cold face.
I don't know if it hurts or not.
You look cold.
Good fight!
Do not lose!
stop!
Stop stop stop!
Stupid, it's dangerous!
I'm just scared of getting hurt, honestly.
Head left.
Ready, go!
Stop stop stop!
Let's not move here.
Because I'm pushing it.
Just this here.
Because it's happening here.
That's all, yeah.
Third time.
Ready, go!
There, there.
Good fight!
What a great battle!
stop!
Can we stop this? I'm already depressed.
This is a draw! Can we call it a draw?
Can we? I'm sorry!
Nice! I don't think we'll have another match today.
How was it?
It's strong.
It's strong?
It hurts.
It was strong.
Yeah.
The power...
You have to endure it.
Yeah.
This is a draw!
Thank you.
He's been fighting for 3 rounds.
And in the last 3 rounds, he can't move for more than 3 minutes.
His weight difference is only 100kg.
But he's able to withstand it.
He's able to withstand 160kg.
That means he's strong.
He's strong.
But a sumo wrestler also has willpower.
He once said, "It hurts more than a sumo wrestler."
It hurts more than a sumo wrestler?
It hurts more than a sumo wrestler's head.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from a company employee, Takashi Kitamura, 34 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I haven't had a girlfriend for 34 years.
I've never been popular with a guy because I'm ugly.
I've never confessed my love to a girl.
I've given up on marriage.
It's too early for that.
I've decided to live alone.
Now that I've given up,
it's easier for me to accept the fact that I've never been in a relationship with a girl.
But even if it's just once, I wanted to go on a date.
I don't care about your gender.
Detective, would you like to go on a date with me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is it you, Taniyama-san?
I'm still here, but you want me to go on a date with you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, I'll go on a date with you.
What's going on?
Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Please watch it.
He's waiting for me over there.
Huh? Hold on a second.
Kitamura-kun!
Yes!
I'm Takeyama.
I'm Kitamura. Nice to meet you.
I'm Detective Nightscope.
Yes! Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You want to go on a date?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman?
It doesn't matter anymore.
It doesn't matter anymore, does it?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Um...
I...
Yes! She!
Yes!
Oh, I...
I'm her girlfriend?
Yes! Yes!
Is it okay for me to do it?
I was asked to do it, and I'm in charge of it now.
Yes!
Is it okay for me?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Um...
For the past 34 years...
Yes!
I'll ask you again...
Yes!
You haven't had a girlfriend?
No, I haven't.
Why did you want to go on a date?
Yes!
Why did you ask the Detective Agency for it?
In this world, you know...
You know, like...
I went! I went!
But it didn't work out.
I went to parties and such...
Like a marriage party?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
But it didn't work out.
Did you confess?
Like...
Like I said, like...
Like...
Like, "Uh-huh..."
Like, "No, you don't have to."
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I still want to get married, but...
Yes! Yes!
Um...
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
You think you can?
I think I can...
So, if you do it, just one more...
Just one more...
Date me!
That's...
That's what it is.
I think dating is...
gender-related.
It's not related!
It's not!
You can't date a woman...
So you can't date a man.
I can...
You can...
You can, right?
Yes!
I'll say it clearly!
I want to date...
Takeyama!
Please!
Yes!
I see...
First of all...
What do you call each other?
We call each other "Takkun".
"Takkun"? "Takkun"!
Then it's just "Take-chan", right?
"Take-chan", I see. "Take-chan", I see.
If "Takkun" is a man and you want to have a proper date as a man,
a date has responsibilities.
And if it's the worst, a woman might leave.
Ah, I see.
If I feel like that too, I'll cancel today's shoot and go home.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
That's what a date is, right? Yes.
All right, let's go on a date. Let's do it, "Takkun"! Yes!
"Take-chan"! Please! Please!
What will you do?
Climb up, for now.
Have you been here before?
No, I haven't. No, I haven't.
It looks like you can climb up and see the scenery.
"Takkun", do you work?
I do. At a bar. At a bar.
Do you work at a bar?
My family's bar and my company's bar.
What? Your family's company? No, no.
Do you work at a different bar?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
You're nervous, aren't you?
Ah, you're climbing up.
Aren't you nervous?
No, I'm not very good at high places.
Ah, I see.
Ah, you're nervous, aren't you?
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Are you all right?
Is there anything you'd like to say about this place?
I'd like to talk about how we're going to live from now on.
Looking at this beautiful scenery,
"Takkun", how do you want to live in the future?
How do you want to live now?
I want to get married.
Why can't you do it yourself?
Appearance.
Do you have a complex about your appearance?
Yes, I do.
Same with my head.
Your head?
And your hair?
Yes, my hair.
But there are many people who are popular even if they are bald.
Your life is still long if you are 34.
Yes, it's long.
Do you have a place you want to go next?
I don't have one.
But if you have a date you want to do, what do you want to do?
I want to eat furikura.
Go ahead and eat it.
Eat it.
Which one do you like?
Choose one.
Do you want to split it into four?
Which one do you like?
Don't you hold hands?
I've never held hands.
What?
With anyone.
Okay.
What do you want to do?
You don't have to eat it all of a sudden.
Eat it little by little.
Like this or like this...
No, I don't want this.
I don't want this.
Is there something like this on the back?
No, no, no.
There is!
No, no, I'm scared of it.
If you do it like that, people will think you are a scary person.
You suddenly eat it.
I'm hungry.
Can I eat it like this?
No, you can eat it like this.
One rose, one rose and one tongue.
Don't you say "ah"?
Ah
How does it feel to say "ah" for the first time?
It feels good.
Can I ask you something straight forward?
Yes.
Have you ever done that with a woman?
No, I haven't.
Have you done it with a kiss?
No.
Where?
Have you done it with a horse?
Have you?
A horse?
Have you done it with a horse?
Something like "sekkiyaba"?
"Sekkiyaba"?
Something like "sekkiyaba"?
When was the first time you kissed a woman?
I didn't feel anything.
You didn't feel anything?
I didn't feel anything.
You didn't like it?
It was cold.
What would you like to do with someone you went on a pure date with?
Someone I really want to go on a date with...
That's all.
A date with someone who is really pure...
A date with a man...
Even if it's just for now...
I'm happy.
I'm happy you're on a date with me like this.
I want to be with you a little longer.
I want to kiss you.
I want to be with you today and kiss you.
I want to kiss you!
Me?
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
That's what matters the most!
It doesn't matter!
Man or woman, it doesn't matter!
I want to date you!
I want to kiss you!
That's all I want!
I'm sorry.
To be honest with you, I don't know what you're talking about.
I want a drink.
I don't know what you're talking about.
How did you accept me?
"If it's him," "If it's Takemoto," "Today's going to be a fun day."
When we held hands?
Yes.
You thought of me like that when we held hands?
I did.
That's too soon!
Please.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
Let's go out. There are a lot of stores.
We'll be in trouble if we go out.
Let's go somewhere with good night view.
Night view?
Let's go somewhere with good night view.
I didn't say I'd do it.
What are you talking about?
I didn't say I'd do it.
I'll kiss you. I'll kiss you.
You're a virgin, so shut up!
There's no doubt that you're a virgin.
(audience laughing)
Why do you look so sad?
The sky is so blue it's blinding
Hmm, since when?
(audience laughing)
That's too long!
(audience laughing)
Thank you very much!
So, we're done with our date, right?
Yes.
What I realized after spending the day with you is that you give up too soon.
And you're not confident enough.
Yes.
You give up too soon.
Yes.
You have a good personality and a good face.
People will definitely love you.
Thank you very much!
Take care of yourself!
Thank you very much!
Take care of yourself!
Go home!
Thank you very much!
Go home! We're done with our date!
Yes!
Get a hold of yourself!
Yes!
Be confident!
Yes!
Wonderful!
You did a wonderful job!
I didn't know you had to go this far.
But I was moved by your love for people.
It was time for me to go back to Tokyo.
But I had to drink it.
So I drank it in Osaka.
I went back to the hotel around 2 a.m.
I was so sleepy.
I wanted to go to the bathroom at 4 a.m.
I wanted to go to the bathroom.
I wanted to go to the bathroom in the hotel room.
But I mistook the door of the bathroom and the entrance of the hotel.
So I went to the hallway.
And the door closed.
So I called the hotel in front of the elevator.
And I stuck to the door and waited.
Excuse me! It's not like that! It's not like that!
Let's move on to the last client.
The last client is from Yuri Sangawa, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
She is 12 years old and a first-year student.
In my children's room, I hear a "beep" every hour.
But I don't know where the sound is coming from.
So I asked the detective to find out where the sound is coming from.
I wrote a letter.
Thank you.
This hand often comes to me.
But it's cute and kind.
The sound is coming from a small tree around me.
But it's scary and exciting in many ways.
Let's watch the video.
Hello.
Who did you want me to come to?
What do you think of me? Am I good or bad?
Well...
Not bad.
No, I'm not bad.
Then tell me about yourself.
Are you a freshman?
Yes.
That's amazing.
It will be done soon.
What?
It will be done soon.
Will it be done soon?
Where? Where? Will it be done soon?
Will it be done soon? Cameraman!
Will it be done soon? Will it be done soon?
Yes.
What? What?
In about 22 minutes.
Will it be done at this time?
Won't you release it at 9 o'clock?
Yes.
How violent will it be?
A little. Very quietly.
Really? Let's be quiet.
Did it ring?
Did it ring just now?
Yes.
Wow!
So short!
I thought it rang from here.
Who is it?
It's my brother.
Your brother? What's his name?
Sanga Ryoto.
Ryoto-kun?
It's ringing from Ryoto's room.
Maybe.
Don't you recognize it?
No.
What should we do? Let's call him.
So...
Next is one hour later?
It'll ring again in one hour.
Really?
Yes.
This might be bad.
When did it start ringing?
Last year...
Yes.
February.
Around February last year...
At that time...
I won this one.
Nothing around here.
Nothing at all.
Nothing.
A watch like this is usually suspicious.
Yes.
There was a watch like that...
But it didn't ring.
It stopped time and it's broken...
That watch...
It couldn't ring.
It didn't ring.
How long did you look for it?
Well...
I didn't really look for it that much...
You looked for it so much that you asked a detective to help you?
It's a small thing...
I didn't have a chance...
I looked for it once or twice a day...
No, I looked for it 24 times.
Are you lying?
What's suspicious about it?
The wall.
The wall?
Wall theory?
It's ringing from inside the wall?
Can I break the wall?
Yes.
Is it okay?
My stomach is hidden.
The worst, I may lose my room in the dormitory.
I want a computer.
A computer? What is it doing?
I think there is an old computer on the back of the desk.
It may be a computer.
You have a computer, right?
Because you have this.
The outlet is connected, but there is no power.
If there is no power, I don't think it will work.
About 5 seconds.
About 22 minutes and 5 seconds.
It's hard.
I'm nervous.
I don't have a chance once in an hour.
Concentrate.
30 seconds before.
30 seconds before, okay.
Okay.
I'm serious.
I'll find it in one try.
I'll find it and have lunch with you.
Okay?
It's about time.
Yusha, where are you?
Miss?
I heard you from over there.
I heard you from over here.
It's over here, right?
Yusha, which way?
It's not a wall, is it?
Ryota, is it over here?
I think I heard you from over here.
I feel like I'm going to be a king.
This is it!
I feel like I'm going to be a king.
There's a lot of...
This is the mark of a king!
This pen's mark is proof that I'm going to be a king!
I'm going to do the next dance with this.
Yusha, where are you?
Over here.
Over here?
It's a cage.
It's a cage, right?
It's not a wall, is it?
I think I heard you from somewhere.
In a cage...
Matsun, you're having a hard time.
You can't do anything.
Is there anything you can do to make good use of this waiting time?
Is there anything you can do?
What is it?
Refrigerator.
May I?
What's this?
Wakame.
It doesn't open.
Oh, it doesn't open?
Open series?
I can do it.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
Why not?
I don't know.
I'm surprised.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Oh, it opened!
We came up with a strategy.
Each of us will separate what we think is suspicious and see if we can make a sound or not.
Mom and Yuri are saying that the basket is suspicious.
I will use this machine that says "alarm, ring now" to check the computer here.
Now, if you do this, you'll feel great.
One minute left!
Concentrate! Up! Answer!
- Yes! - Good!
Ah, I'm so excited!
Ring for me! Ring for me, please!
Ring for me, please!
25 seconds left!
Now, here it comes...
The moment of tension!
Now, 15 seconds left!
Good! Come!
It's ringing!
Computer?
Is it ringing from the computer?
From where?
It's ringing from the computer.
Huh?
It's ringing here and here.
Oh, I see!
Oh, now it's ringing from the other side!
Oh, now it's ringing from inside!
This time, we'll take what's in this drawer to the second floor,
and one of you will stay here,
and...
Well, sorry, Ryoto!
But listen carefully!
Now, we've lined up what's in the drawer.
Um...
There's a lot of weird stuff!
There's a lot of people like you!
It's full of motivation to become an adult!
Look!
A notebook!
It's full of motivation to become an adult!
It's a study item for practicing kanji and songs.
It's full of motivation to become an adult!
It's a pattern with speakers.
It's you!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
It's you!
I think it has a function that makes sounds.
Probably.
But the problem is...
Is there any battery left?
Today's star is you, Yuri-chan.
Will you play "Spider-Man," Yuri-chan?
Ah, I'm so excited!
Where did you come from?
Here it is! 30 seconds before!
Don't miss it!
I did it!
- Really? - Oh, Zero is looking at you.
- Huh? - What kind of setting is it?
You were in the drawer of the desk.
If you study on it, you usually notice it, don't you?
- Huh? - Do you usually use the desk?
- No, I don't. - Hahaha.
That pose in Ryoto.
That's a miracle, now that I think about it.
I'm asking you on purpose, but it's like this, isn't it?
Nice.
It's all your fault.
It started in Ryoto and ended in Ryoto.
Hahaha.
Until I went there, my mom was looking for me five or six times.
And my sister and little brother were looking for me two or three times.
Hahaha.
At least look for me four or ten times and then leave me alone.
Hahaha.
Okay, now we have some news for you.
Yes, the movie starring Ogata Naoto, "Sakura Saku" is currently on sale.
What is it about, Komon?
It's about a family based on Masaki Sada's story.
It's a road movie about a family who are about to lose their minds while traveling.
Please watch it in theaters in the morning.
Now, Komon, what did you think of it?
The second one was like a documentary.
- Hahaha. - It was amazing.
- I was very impressed. - I was impressed.
It was just painful, but...
Hahaha.
The third one will make you feel better.
- Hahaha. - It will make you feel better.
Now, this program is available for your request.
For those of you who have accepted our request, we have this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to our studio to have fun, we have this clear file.
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
No. 530-8011.
Detective Nightscoop speaking.
I can't gather up the courage.