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Bedの周りに何もかも脱ぎ散らして... Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...週末だけの秘密の部屋をどけて... ...Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya o dokete... ...And unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...シークを追う通り続けてるお前を捕まえて... ...Shiku o oduri tsuzuketeru omae o tsukamaete... ...I keep chasing after you and I get you...
...夢中になれるのはこの時だけとキスして... ...Muchuu ni nareru no wa kono toki dake to kisu shite... ...I can only fall in love with you at this moment...
...いつもより強く抱きしめたまま... ...Itsumo yori tsuyoku dakishimeta mama... ...I want you to hold me tighter than ever...
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こんにちは、マズオメリカです!
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そして、本日の顧問は...
カゴシマ生まれのakb、ポーチュンクッキーakb、
今日はひとりでakb、柏木幸大は乾杯!
Did you know about this show called "Night Scoop"?
I know about it. I'm a big fan of it.
I love it.
How do you feel about sitting in this studio and watching TV?
It's like a dream.
Really?
Ms. Kida always smells like curry soup.
She doesn't smell like curry soup at all today.
She doesn't smell like curry soup at all.
I didn't know that.
It's a real studio.
I know you must be nervous, but please calm down and do it.
Thank you very much.
What was that comment?
That comment made me very nervous.
I'm sorry.
Don't cry.
Let's start with the first request.
The first request is from Yuka Matsumoto, who lives in Kyoto.
She is 17 years old and a second year high school student.
There is something I can't win against my mother.
It's a tongue-in-tongue battle.
Here we go.
The rule is to lick your opponent's nose,
and if you say you lost, you win.
However, I always get licked and lose right away.
My mother is like a good toy.
It's so smelly that I sometimes cry.
It's okay to win once, so I want my mother to say she lost.
Would you help me win?
Is tongue-in-tongue tongue-in-tongue battle stronger?
I've never done it.
You've never done it?
It's a tongue-in-tongue battle.
You got licked and lost.
I've never done it.
You've never done it with anyone?
I've never done it.
Wow, you're strange people.
First of all, I think you'll be interested in the tongue-in-tongue battle.
I'm recording it live.
Please have a seat over there.
Hello.
Can I say something?
Go ahead.
You look very strong.
Are you kidding me?
Are you losing to me?
I'm losing.
Like this?
I'm strong.
No matter what you say, I'm like this.
By the way, what's with the tongue-in-tongue battle?
Ever since I was little, I'd say "Mom, you stink," and she'd go "Huh?"
So you'd say "Mom, you stink," and she'd go "Huh?" while saying "You stink," right?
That's right.
But if I didn't say it, she'd say "You're looking down on me, aren't you?"
So I'd go "Huh?"
And that became my everyday battle, you know?
You've never won before?
Never!
For now, let's go win.
No, not "let's go win," but...
Um...
I haven't gotten carried away yet.
Hello.
Oh, no...
Mom...
Yes?
Huh? You drank sake?
It's Sunday afternoon.
Do you always drink?
No, only on Sundays.
Well, I've heard some things about you from your daughter.
After licking your daughter's nose, how do you feel?
How I feel?
Well, she says "you stink," and it's not funny.
It's funny.
She says "you stink," right?
What do you think about that?
The smell of your mom's teeth...
If you said "you poop" a hundred times...
I don't know about that!
How much would you drink now?
It's just a costume.
It's not a costume like a poop!
It's a mouth smell, right?
It's not a mouth smell!
It's a mouth poop!
Poop, poop, poop!
Everyone poops!
It's not!
Can you show us your "belo belo battle" live?
Yes.
Oh, you're playing hard to get.
She said "poop" just now!
It's not a costume like a poop!
Grandma, say "ready, go!"
Say "ready, go!"
It's like a martial art.
My tongue stinks!
Do you eat like that?
It stinks more than usual!
It's in my mouth!
It's in your mouth!
It stinks more than usual!
What the hell is this?
Should I write it or not?
This 17 or 18 year old girl doesn't have any strength.
What are you doing?
How is it?
What?
How is it?
How is my tongue?
What am I doing?
Why can't I do it?
I can't stand it.
I will give you a special training to beat you.
First of all, you are stronger and have a bad breath.
But you are more determined to fight.
Do you really want to stand up?
Yes, you do.
What am I talking about?
But I want you to win.
I want to win.
First of all, you have to feel it.
You know you are weak because you are here.
I have to beat you first.
I have to reach you first.
That's it.
You are a little tall.
Your legs are narrow.
When you lower your legs, you will be like this.
Do it like you did before.
Stand up.
Do it like you did before.
Is it easy for you to stand up?
It's easy for me to stand up.
It's totally different.
You can do it.
Really?
It's totally different.
Where are they?
Hello.
They are here.
Thank you.
Are you her best friend?
Yes.
If it's for you, she will do anything for you.
Can you look at this?
Damn it!
What did you do after you collapsed?
I drank.
You've never won before, right?
And you really want to win.
You want to have a real battle, don't you?
A real battle.
But I'm a man, so I can't do it.
What?
I won't do it.
Again.
Wait!
What's wrong with you?
Really?
Do your best.
Why?
I'm asking you why from the bottom of my heart.
Whenever you're ready.
Ready, go!
Lower your waist.
(sniffing)
(laughing)
(sniffing)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(bell ringing)
(laughing)
Do you know?
I want to buy it and end it.
No, no, no.
Why only you?
But...
Tomorrow...
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow...
I'm sorry, but...
Oh, you said it!
You said it!
Seriously, seriously!
Are you going to play with me?!
Ah!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
What a good friend you are, Kana-chan!
But I didn't think you would be so serious.
I can't do it.
You smell bad.
You can't lose.
You can do it.
One, two, three.
You can do it.
It stinks!
You can do it!
Next.
Mom's is better!
He's still drinking beer.
Excuse me.
Where did he go?
It doesn't matter if you cry or laugh.
It's only one match.
Fight fair and square.
Good luck.
Excuse me.
Ready, go!
Do your best!
Lower your head.
Keep up! Keep up! Don't give up!
Keep up!
Blow the wind!
Don't give up!
Here it is!
Blow the wind!
My stomach hurts!
Shit!
Go, go, go!
You can do it!
How is it?
It hurts!
You can do it!
Look at her!
How long...
How long do you want to do it?
How do you feel now?
I feel better for the first time!
Do you understand?
Last night...
She was amazing!
How do you feel now?
I don't understand!
You looked fine!
Your wife is so happy now!
She looked so happy just now!
She was so happy!
She won and she is trying harder and harder now!
I'm challenging myself, but my mother won't accept it.
She is taking a break now.
Next request is from Akari Tobaru, a 21-year-old professional school student living in Oita Prefecture.
I moved from Okinawa to Oita and live alone.
I have a problem now.
The light bulb in my kitchen is out of order, but I don't know how to change the light bulb.
No way!
I don't know what I should change.
Moreover, the place of the light bulb is too high for me to reach, so could you change it for me, a tall detective?
It's not an electric shop.
What do you think of it, Yukirin?
What do you think of our light bulb?
My kitchen's light bulb is out of order, and I don't know how to change it.
This is a fateful encounter!
Yukirin and this request have a fateful encounter!
Please watch this video and learn how to change the light bulb!
Thank you!
Please learn and change it!
Please watch this video!
The client, Akari-san.
I think she's in a lot of trouble.
She couldn't talk to anyone and was in a lot of trouble.
She had no choice but to request for a light bulb.
She might have asked her friend.
"What should I do?" "Can you change the light bulb?" "No, Akari, you don't know that?"
Even if she learns how to change the light bulb, there is a possibility of losing another big one.
With that intention of helping Akari-san, she drove about two hours from Oita Airport.
She is a 21-year-old woman. I want to go help her.
One, two, three...
Five...
Is it here? Is it here?
What is this mysterious system?
Oh, I'm sorry. I was born in Saitama, but I've never seen a system like this in Saitama.
I don't know how to use it.
I can't get it off. Huh?
It's not here. One, two, three, four, five. Is it here?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, hello.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm the client's...
Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
Oh, hello. I'm Detective Red Scoob. I'm Detective Sabe.
This is...
We don't have a pinpon.
Oh, I'm sorry. What's this?
Oh, this is an auto-lock. You put in a number and it goes in.
Oh, I see. I've never seen it before, so I just pressed it randomly.
I'm sorry.
Only "zero" makes a sound.
I was surprised because only "zero" made a sound.
According to Akari's request, I'd like a tall detective to come.
Yes.
I'd like a fat uncle.
I'm sorry about that.
Yes.
Is this the kitchen?
Yes.
Over there?
Oh, oh, oh, this is it!
It comes up when it's in good condition, but when it's not in good condition, it's shiny.
Oh, it's in good condition today.
As expected, you're on TV, so you're in good condition.
I see.
It's burnt here.
Oh, that's right.
Is it like that?
The left side is a little burnt.
Is it like that?
Oh, you're saying that the left side is burnt?
Akari-chan doesn't know that kind of information, does she?
What should I do first? What do you think I should do, Akari-chan?
Well, like...
Climb on the table...
Climb on the table and take it off.
I see.
That's a good idea.
There's no table.
Oh, you came up with the idea of climbing on the table and taking it off?
Yes.
Then that's great.
But there's no table.
You couldn't implement it.
Yes.
I see, you've got the answer so far.
Don't make fun of me, please.
There's no table where you can climb on the table and take it off, Akari-chan.
Then it's almost solved.
One, two...
Can you go through it?
It's not "just size"!
It's "computer size"!
There was a table to go through it!
It's out!
Can you go through it?
Wow!
This is...
What?
This chair was made for resistance.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared. I'm supporting you.
Oh, you can go through it!
I can!
You can barely go through it.
Can you barely go through it?
You can barely go through it.
Well...
I came down, but...
I was surprised.
I came down suddenly, but...
How do you take it off?
How...
It won't come off.
It won't come off?
It won't come off.
It's like...
What should I do?
What's wrong? Did it come off?
It didn't come off.
What?!
What?
It won't turn.
It won't turn?!
Yes.
Huh?!
Damn it...
There's something so powerful in front of me...
Even though it's in front of me, even though it reaches me...
I can't take it off.
I guess I need to pick up one side and do it.
I got it!
Look!
Wow!
Shall we go and buy a fluorescent lamp?
Do you want me to keep it?
I wonder about that.
What do you think of it?
Do you know what I will buy if I leave it here?
Look! You are smart!
You found that answer well.
It is common.
Fluorescent lamp is common.
I will leave it here.
What do you think of it?
Oh, it is a lamp.
You found it suddenly.
Compare it with the one you brought.
Compare it.
What do you think of it?
It is about the same.
What do you think of it?
It is about the same.
I compared about three or four of them.
Which one did you like the most?
This one?
This one.
Akari-chan, they are all the same.
I asked you a trick question just now.
I wanted you to learn it.
Look, it says they are all double-sided.
They are all the same.
Yes.
How about this one?
This one is also long.
Is it long?
But this one is also double-sided.
They are all the same.
They are all the same as you have seen so far.
But look at this one.
It is LED.
Anyway, it is very useful.
One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, fifty thousand hours.
I like this one.
You like this one.
But, Akari-chan!
I like this one.
It is 4980 yen.
I knew it.
It is so valuable and long-lasting.
It is getting expensive in the world.
What should we do with it?
It is up to the consumer.
Your wallet.
I don't have a wallet.
You don't have a wallet?
What did you come here for?
You came here to buy a fluorescent lamp, didn't you?
You are not always asking Akari-chan for her wallet.
Why don't you ask her for her wallet?
Please.
If you tell her how you feel about Akari-chan's fluorescent lamp, you might be able to buy it.
I came here for the first time, but I forgot my wallet.
Can I have it?
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
Of course you can.
I'm not asking you if you can give it to me.
I don't think you can give it to me in such a fine electric shop.
Thank you.
Shall we take it out?
How is it?
It's the same.
It's the same, isn't it?
Yes.
It's in. One of them is in.
Shall we go?
It's in!
Akari, it's in!
It's in, Akari!
It's in!
Alright!
It's in!
What do you think?
It's bright!
Compared to the dirty game I just played!
Right?
Yes.
Then,
please give me back the money.
The money.
That was a great lesson.
That was a great lesson, wasn't it, everyone?
Keiko Otoh is quite...
That's how you buy it!
Right? What do you think, Yukirin?
That was a great lesson, wasn't it?
It was a lesson.
Why are you shaking?
It's like...
The best response!
The last one is from Koyama Kojiro,
who lives in Osaka City.
He's a professional student in his 20s.
It may be a silly request,
but please listen to me.
My jaw is shaking.
It's hard for me to work.
My good friends
play with my jaw and give me weird nicknames.
My good friends
are nowhere to be found.
But there must be
something good about my jaw.
Detective,
would you help me find something good about my jaw?
Thank you!
How are you?
I'm fine, but...
Is there anything good about my jaw?
Let's find it together.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- You look fine. - Yes, I do.
- It's been a long time. - Yes, it has.
Did you have a nickname?
It's Kojiro, so it's Agojiro.
- That's too much. - Yes, it is.
- Did you change it from your grandfather? - Yes, I did.
It doesn't mean much, does it?
When you go to eat ramen, you eat noodles, right?
- Yes, I do. - And the soup gets stuck in your throat.
Oh, so it gets stuck in my throat before it gets into my mouth.
It's something good.
It's something only I can do.
- On the contrary, it's beneficial. - Yes, it is.
- It's beneficial. - Yes.
It's something you can't do, but I can do it.
- All of a sudden... - Yes.
- You're the most powerful and dangerous one. - Yes, I am.
- My cousin has the same problem. - I see.
Hello!
Oh, I see.
You're right.
- This space is bigger. - It's longer.
- What's your nickname?
- Agohei or something like that. - Agohei!
- You want to create something beneficial. - Yes, I do.
I feel the same way.
- Actually... - Yes?
- We've gathered all kinds of people who like this project. - What?
Tomoho!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Wow! There's a lot of them!
Wow, there's a lot of them.
They're all different species.
Different species?
A lot of them are different.
Hello.
That's great!
Can I say something?
Yes, go ahead.
Have you heard of "machupichu"?
What's that?
No, it's just...
It's a slang word for...
For judges?
Yes, judges.
machupichu
It's getting wilder and wilder.
Yes, it's getting wilder and wilder.
What's your nickname?
It's "shakurin".
You're a woman, though!
By the way, what's your nickname?
Recently, people call me "ago".
Recently?!
They call you "ago"?
Yes.
It's a good thing.
It's a good thing?
Which one?
The British.
Oh, you're British!
On behalf of overseas...
On behalf of the world...
Can you say something?
This is...
It's like this.
What does it mean?
This is already...
Thank you for your hard work.
What's your name?
My last name is Hazuki.
Your last name is Hazuki?
Yes, that's right.
I was born in August, so my name is Hazuki.
I didn't ask you that.
What's your nickname?
When I was in junior high school, there was a nickname called "kerb".
I see.
When I was in high school...
Yes.
Everyone studied a little, so...
I was called "sanheihou no teiri".
I see.
Can you say "sasiseseso"?
I can say it normally.
"Sasiseseso"?
I said "sani" twice.
You said "sani" twice.
First of all...
It's a trivial thing, but...
It's like...
When you wear a mask...
Here...
When you wear a mask...
Your nose comes out.
When you wear a mask...
Your chin comes out.
When I was in English class in junior high school...
It was like "three years ago".
Every time I was told that...
Everyone laughed at me.
It's like "two years ago".
It's a great sympathy.
I'd like to ask you something.
When you fell down...
Have you ever hit your chin first?
No.
I've never hit my chin first.
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a medical thing.
I'd like to know...
What are the advantages of architecture?
Don't you want to know?
I'd like to know.
Here it is!
I'd like you to tell me about the advantages and disadvantages of shark fin.
To be honest, there are no advantages of shark fin.
Shark fin has a high nose, bulging eyes and sharp eyes.
Shark fin doesn't have any disadvantages.
Shark fin doesn't have any disadvantages?
Shark fin doesn't have any disadvantages.
If you think about it from a different perspective, it's not bad.
There's something good about it.
It's like, "This is good."
Let's bring this up a little bit.
When you go for a conversation and you put your hands together, you get on the elevator, right?
This is what you do when you want to go.
That's true.
You aim accurately.
Wow!
I'm sorry. I'll give you a normal example.
This is how you do it.
Do you lift it up when you're carrying something heavy?
Oh, I see. When you're doing this.
This space is difficult.
Oh, I see.
Good job!
Next one.
This is good.
May I?
Sensei, are you crazy?
I like his thighs.
And his jaw.
I like his massage.
And it's comfortable.
Sensei, is it true?
This is the best!
He's like a man-loving president.
Wow!
He's using his jaw well.
His lips are twitching.
His jaw is twitching.
Why don't you try it?
It's comfortable.
But it hurts a lot.
He's from Saudi Arabia.
Can you do it for him?
It hurts.
This is good.
I'll think of something.
I'll call him.
He's in the ABC.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Do you know why you're here?
I don't know why...
But you're very close to me.
You're very sweet.
You're sweet.
I don't know if I should say it myself,
but I don't think it's a good thing.
You're right.
Honestly, I think it is.
I don't think it's a good thing.
Really?
Yes.
I have one.
Pants and tie-dye.
That's all I have.
If you like it, you can have it.
Pants and tie-dye.
Whether you need it or not,
you should know your strengths.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This is hard!
I can't think of anything.
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Do you have a chance to do it?
When I go to a hotel or something like that?
Do you do it?
Why do you ask me?
Are you the only one who does it?
I don't do it.
Go home!
I just noticed, but I think there are many anime characters with big chin.
Is there?
Yes, there is. I just thought of Superman. You may not be familiar with him.
Superman in anime.
Didn't Popeye have a little chin?
Popeye has half of his chin.
Also in manga, like "Cooking Papa".
He has a big chin.
You have guts, Mr. Ume.
Mr. Ume of sushi restaurant.
I guess there are many anime characters with big chin.
There is a meaning.
Hello?
This is Ueyama.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Detective Nightscoop...Scoop's detective Hashimoto.
I have all DVDs.
You have all DVDs. I'm happy.
I'm a big fan of you.
Thank you very much.
Why did you want to make the main character small?
Did you have any meaning?
He had a different face at first, but I thought it would be better if he had a unique face.
So I changed it to that face.
With that chin, he has the same strength.
He is strong.
He is patient.
He has a sense of justice.
He has a strong will.
He had a lot of meanings in his words.
Yes, I agree.
This is a good thing.
I think he is proud of it.
I met you for the first time today.
You have a nice smile.
And you have a high nose bridge.
You have a high nose bridge and you can make a smile.
Look at me.
Yes, you have a high nose bridge.
No, you don't have a high nose bridge at all.
You have a good smile.
You have the best smile.
Thank you.
Even if you smile normally, you have a nice smile.
Thank you.
Thank you for watching.
I'd like to make use of today's experience and work hard in the future.
I'd like to spread what I learned today to the younger generation of Shakurais.
I think Shakurais are cooler.
I feel sorry for you.
You are all good people.
Your smiles are really nice.
Shakurais have better sense of smell.
We have good news.
Today's "Komon Kashiwagi Yuki" DVD "Yukirin World" is on sale now.
Last November, I had a solo concert in Yokohama Arena.
I'm particular about directing.
I came down from the ceiling of Yokohama Arena.
Please check it out if you like.
We have answered three questions today.
Did you enjoy it?
It was fun.
Bero Bero Battle
There are various AKB rock-paper-scissors competitions and general elections.
Please vote for "Bero Bero Battle".
Please vote for it.
Can I go out with you?
Can I win?
Can I take my grandmother with me?
This program is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who applied for it, please see this certificate.
For those of you who came to the studio, please see this clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
Bero Bero Battle
Please send us your questions to us.
The address is 530-8011, Dante Night Scoop.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!