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♪ Take out everything from around the bed ♩
♪ And release it to the secret room only for weekends ♩
♪ I keep on dancing the cheeky dance ♩
♪ I can only kiss you in this moment ♩
♪ and get addicted to you ♩
♪ I want to be stronger than usual ♩
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we delve into complicated modern society,
and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Toshiyuki Nishida!
And I'm your writer, Erika Matsuo!
In this detective song, we will follow the requests of everyone watching on TV,
and immediately dispatch excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
And today's question!
"Flying Around for 36 Years"!
Thank you!
The person who sings "Detective Night" and makes us happy!
The person we all love so much!
It's Mr. En Hiroshi!
Mr. En!
Mr. En Hiroshi!
You really belong with us Detectives Night Scouts, or rather you've sang your hearts out for us!
That's not all!
Since so many people watch this broadcast,
we have decided to sing this at our concert!
We will actually let you sing "Detective Night" with us!
Just you wait "flying around" bit more!
Just have fun!
And just wait and wait!
Yes, of course!
We love you with all our heart!
Now, let's start with the first request for today!
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Terunobu Tarui, who lives in Wakayama City, who is 24 years old.
Good evening. My dog will never go into the shed.
Even if it rains and the spear falls, it will never go in.
Even though there is a good shed...
I'm worried that a big wave will come and it will freeze and I won't be able to sleep at night.
Please put me in the shed. Thank you.
- He's a stubborn dog. - Yes, he is.
As you can imagine, he is a normal dog that lives at home.
- He said he wouldn't go in on a rainy day. - Wow!
But he managed to live in the shed somehow.
And he managed to go into the shed somehow.
Did he manage to go into the shed? Please take a look!
Oh, this is the house.
The house door is outside...
Oh, there he is!
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm scared of this dog!
Hello!
Is this dog quiet?
It's quiet, but it shouldn't be in there.
It shouldn't be in there?!
It looks quiet, but it shouldn't be in there!
The neighbor's mother gave him a word of fear and took him to the shed.
Oh, excuse me, this is Night Scoop.
Tanui-kun...
Yes, hello.
Excuse me...
Can I come in for a moment?
This...
When the neighbor's mother came in, I thought it was a bad dog.
No, it's not like that.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
But...
Is it coming? Is it coming? Is it coming?
No, it's okay.
No, I'm used to dogs, but...
What did you say its name was?
It's Ruff.
Ruff?
Ruff!
Oh, it's cute, it's cute, but...
Right?
What dog is it?
Zash?
It's Zash, isn't it?
Oh, hello!
This is Detective Night Scoop.
Ruff-kun...
Yes!
You're not going into the dog shed, are you?
I'm not going in.
Let's go into the dog shed!
I don't want to go in!
Let's go in today!
Anyway, looking at that expression, we're told to go home.
Hey, there's a lot of staff here, so be careful, okay?
That's right.
You're all in trouble because you can't go in.
That's right.
How long have you been buying this?
About five years.
About five years...
So you're basically a family member?
That's right.
Oh, ma'am, you're not?
Bang!
So, ma'am, even if you don't go into the dog shed, you're not in that much of a problem?
I'm not in a problem.
But your son is in a problem?
He's in a problem.
Oh, poor thing.
Poor thing.
No matter what happens, he won't go in.
So you really want to put your dog in a good place.
That's right.
First of all...
Yes?
Can you show me how you don't go in?
Yes!
Oh, you're eating. You're eating. You're happy.
What a good boy!
Now, can you go in?
Wow!
Wow, you're so stubborn!
You can't do it.
Do you hate it so much?
Can I try it?
Yes, you can.
Can I try it?
Even if I look like this, I was doing a movie called "Dog Police" in a certain movie.
I was with the police for about a month.
I'm used to it, so it's okay.
Ruff!
Good boy!
What's wrong?
Come here.
Good boy!
Ruff!
Come here.
Ruff!
Come here.
Good boy!
Yes!
Good boy!
Go in!
Ruff!
Go in!
Ruff, go in!
Go in!
This is amazing!
Yes.
Did you make this dog house for Ruff?
No, it's a previous dog's dog house.
Oh, a previous dog's dog house.
Yes.
Has this ever been in a dog house before?
No, it hasn't.
Then, shall we try various things?
Yes.
The strategy that Nightscoop came up with.
Yes, please.
Now, in order for Ruff to enter the dog house, we've prepared something like this.
With the full cooperation of Iris Oyama-san, we've rented 10 dog houses.
Thank you very much.
It's like a residential exhibition in a war zone.
Maybe this Ruff-kun will be able to enter one of his favorite dogs.
By the way, where do you think he'll go in?
I think it's an alley.
An alley, big one.
Yes.
What about you, Mom?
I think I'll go in here.
You like this small house, don't you?
Small house!
Can you let Ruff go and run away with your brother?
Yes.
Shigeru.
Yes.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Sound, sound.
Now, which one will you do? I'm wondering, I'm wondering.
Won't it go in?
Look, look, won't it go in somewhere?
Look, look!
It slipped and I was surprised. Ah, it escaped!
It escaped!
Raph!
Raph! If you ride this, you'll move like this and I'll be surprised.
Won't it go in so that it doesn't move?
Here you go.
This will probably go in, probably.
Shall we go again?
Here you go.
It wants to escape, it wants to escape.
Does it want to escape?
It wants to escape.
No, no. Ah, it escaped!
It escaped!
Raph! Raph!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
It's a little scared.
That was a little close, but...
That's right.
Compared to how it moved earlier, it's a little scared now.
If I may ask you something, do you like bread?
That's right.
Ah, you like it!
You like it a lot!
If you put this in and make it go in, won't it go in?
You like bread, don't you? You like it, don't you?
You want to eat it, don't you?
Right?
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
It can't go in.
Ah, on the contrary!
On the contrary, it failed!
It may have failed!
It may have made you remember fear!
That's right.
But...
But I've never shown this much interest in a shed like this before.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
For now, as a last resort...
I'm only leaving my hind legs.
If it's something that needs to go in more...
Yes.
There's a possibility it'll go in, right?
Yes.
We've prepared something like this.
We'll leave the bread at the entrance...
And gradually, Raff will eat it because he wants it.
In the end, it'll go all the way in.
If it doesn't go in, Raff will never get it.
Let's go!
Should we show it first?
Yoshiko!
She's scared, she's scared.
She ate one.
She ate one in front of you.
Raff, Raff!
He's scared, Raff is scared!
His back foot is shaking!
Go, go!
It went in! It went in!
Go in! Go in!
It stopped! It stopped! It stopped!
Let's go, let's go, Raff, go!
Raff, go!
It ran away! Raff ran away!
Raff ran away!
Raff!
Raff...
Ruff, you can't run away!
You shouldn't run away, Ruff.
You like bread, don't you, Ruff?
Yes.
I put it in the oven just now.
And then...
I thought it would be good to make the hut itself with bread.
So I made a bread dog hut.
If you go inside, the floor is all made of bread.
With this, you can go into the dog hut as much as you like and eat bread.
I can only tell you about the situation of entering the dog hut.
If it doesn't work at all, let's share it with Ruff and the staff.
Let's go, Geronimo!
He went somewhere else!
Did you notice? He's sniffing.
Ruff, no! Not there!
Not there!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Ah, she's eating the entrance!
Entrance! Go deeper! Go deeper! Go deeper, Ralph!
Ah, she took it! Ralph! Ah, Ralph ran away!
Ralph ran away! Ralph! Ralph ran away!
Ralph!
As I thought, it's more frightening to feed than to feed.
It's a little impossible with food.
That's how scary it is to encounter something like that.
That's right.
Actually, this dog house is made by us.
But it's attached with a magic tape.
I'll dismantle it like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it okay? Is it okay? I can dismantle it like this, can't I?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, when I'm placing Ralph here,
I'd like to build it up slowly and make a situation where Ralph is in the dog house when I notice it.
Yes, I understand.
Let's go. Let's go, mom. Let's go over there. Let's go over there.
That's right.
We have to do it as well as we can.
Let's go up slowly.
Let's go, mom! Let's go, mom!
Ralph's face is out! Ralph's face is out!
Let's go! He's in! He's in! He's in!
Ralph, are you in?
Ralph is in! Ralph is in!
Ralph is in! It's broken!
It's broken! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Get off! Get off, mom! Get off, mom!
Mom's eye is out! Mom's eye is out!
House! House is broken!
House is broken!
But we should not do it like this anymore!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a veterinarian, Mr. Kitagaki.
Dogs are always kept here.
Yes.
You have your own dog shelter there.
Yes.
But you don't go in there at all.
Yes.
I'd like you to take a look at the house.
Yes.
Then I'd like to do various things.
First of all, what should we do?
That's right.
First of all, there is a ghost around here.
Oh, that's right!
Even for such a little thing, dogs don't like it?
That's right.
Um...
If it's not a safe space for dogs,
we have to make sure it's stable.
Also, the claws of dogs can shake like this.
There are many dogs who don't like even that.
Now, you've made it, right?
Yes.
Now, with only this problem,
do you think dogs will sleep?
The shaking of the feet and the sound of the claws are quite different.
To be honest, for a dog of this size, it's a little small.
Is it better to have a bigger dog house?
Yes, I think it's easier to teach.
Anyway, it's very important how to make it comfortable.
Now, the big dog house we used a little while ago.
The rough was also half full.
Is it okay with that?
In the previous house, if you put your head in it, you have no choice but to get out of your ass.
I was in a situation where I was just thinking about getting out first.
In this case, you can get out of it.
I made it a space where you can rest assured even a little.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's the back of the foot.
If you do something like this, you'll never be able to get in again.
I've always been doing it.
You have to calm it down.
That's right.
Well, going into a dog house or sleeping is a strange story.
You have to feel secure.
It's in!
No, it's just a dog in there.
Why are you crying?
Until now, I've been like, "What a cute dog house."
Why are you crying?
Do you feel better than when you were young?
No, it's just...
It's in.
[Applause and cheers]
Our next guest is a 19-year-old college student from Takei Misato, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
Recently, she spends most of her time running from her room to the train station to go out of the house at the last minute.
The other day, I was watching TV with my mother, and a commercial for a magazine called "Kyan Kyan", starring Mizuki Yamamoto, was aired.
When my mother saw it, she suddenly told me, "If you run so cutely like this in the morning, you'll be popular."
If you run like you do, everyone will think you're a boar and try their best to avoid you.
My mother, who can say such terrible things to my cute daughter, was also surprised.
I'm curious about what kind of face she has when she runs, and then she tries to run as cute as possible, but I don't know if I'm running cute.
So, detectives, will you help me run cute?
By the way, the other day, I was running with the image of Mizuki Yamamoto near my university, and my friend said, "You were running with a smile on your face. It was unpleasant."
What do you think, detectives?
She wants to run cute, but she wants to run as fast as possible, like Asatura and Kawasaki.
She wants to run cute while running fast.
I'd like you to watch how she runs and how cute she runs.
Please watch it.
Misaki!
Yes!
Do you want to run cute?
I do want to run cute.
It's cute, but...
Thank you.
Is it recognized that you are cute when you actually run?
Yes, it is.
I don't think I am cute.
Even you?
My mother has better proportion.
Oh, really?
Mom, you have thin legs.
If you say like that, can you run cute?
I call myself "Bambi".
Bambi-chan running.
Bambi-chan running?
I can run cute like Bambi.
Oh, like bouncing.
It is true that you have never seen yourself running normally.
You don't have a chance to see it.
No, I don't.
Is it different from running to look cute?
Like bouncing?
Bouncing and cute are different.
I see.
I want speed, too.
I am cute because I am running out of time.
I see.
In the end, girls who don't run seriously are different, right?
Yes, I want to run cutely and gracefully at full speed.
It is hard to see girls running at full speed.
That's right.
It is hard to see girls running at this age.
No, it is not.
It is hard to see girls running at full speed and gracefully at full speed.
Let's watch the commercial of "Yamamoto Mizugi- chan" you admire.
Yes, let's watch it.
It is true.
If you run like this, you will be surprised, right?
You run at full speed.
Don't you think so?
Don't you feel speed?
Yes, I do.
There are many walls.
It is true that you were cute.
Yes.
My eyes are wide open.
Aren't your eyes wide open?
I think my eyes are wide open.
But you are not aware of it.
Yes.
I don't think my eyes are wide open.
I don't think your eyes are wide open, either.
You are amazing.
I want to confirm one thing.
You don't want to be "Yamamoto Mizugi-chan", do you?
No, I don't think so.
I know she is cute.
I know I am weaker than her.
But I still want to run cutely.
That is helpful.
In the end, if I can beat my mother, I have nothing more to say.
"Yamamoto Mizugi-chan", run, please!
[Laughter and applause]
You're amazing, Misaki-chan!
You're not conscious of girls anymore, are you?
Wow, your elbow was up too.
- I always run like this. - You're amazing!
Do you always run like this?
- I run at this height. - You want to see it, don't you?
Can you run by yourself?
I'm scared!
She's back, but before that, let me introduce you to this person.
- Mom! - Yes!
- She's here! - Nice to meet you.
- You're healthy and strong. - No, no.
- You're so thin! - Yes, I am.
You look young!
You don't look like you're 49 years old.
- Mom, you said you'd run cuter if you ran. - Of course I did!
- She said "of course I did"! - Right?
- I don't know what you're talking about! - It's important to know what you're doing in order to run cutely.
Misaki-chan, run, please!
[Laughter and applause]
You're not laughing, you're just white-eyed!
[Laughter and applause]
You're not looking at the asphalt you're running on!
You're laughing!
- You're scared of running like this, right? - Of course!
- It's like a rugby kick-off! - That's true!
- This is amazing! - I didn't think I'd be shaking like this!
It's like you're holding a basketball!
You're running at full speed!
It's difficult to be cute, isn't it?
What kind of challenge is it?
Is it a formation?
Formation? Are you talking about rugby?
Anyway, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It's a form!
Ms. Yamamoto Mizuki, let's watch it one more time.
What was it like?
With fashion, life changes!
This month's special feature is 2PM!
Six Asian and Asian idols will appear!
The eye-catchers are teachers!
As I thought, eyes!
Eyes!
You shouldn't have looked up!
When I was watching this video at home,
Ms. Yamamoto's breathing was like "hahi-hahi".
But I didn't run like "hahi-hahi".
That's right!
Can I do it again?
I'll complete it completely!
I'll be cute!
Thank you! I don't expect that!
Ms. Yamamoto!
Are you ready?
Be cute!
Ready!
Start!
Is it okay?
It's a little more open.
Tighten it up more.
On the contrary, it's beautiful as a form.
If it's too beautiful, it's not good for girls.
Because you're not an athlete.
Excuse me, do you have a minute?
I have a minute.
Excuse me, do you want me to run?
Everyone is trying to get cute points.
Are you conscious of it when you run?
No, I'm not. It's like I'm being attacked.
It's like I'm being attacked.
Is it like you're being attacked?
I don't like it!
I'm embarrassed in this situation.
Then, please show us your cute way of running!
No, no, no!
I'm embarrassed!
It's a little too slow.
I don't like it that much.
But it's cute!
It's cute!
Was that really bad?
It was really bad.
But you're conscious of it, right?
I think it's cute.
Because you did it a lot.
Please!
It's cute!
It's cuter when you do it a lot!
That's true!
It's your eyes, right?
I'll open my eyes a little more.
Say "go, go", while you run.
Saying "go, go" requires a lot of physical strength.
Look, this area is good.
Ah, it's good here.
Anyway, I asked my mother to come again.
Thank you for your hard work.
You've become a lot cuter, haven't you?
Compared to the beginning...
More than your mother?
I'm supposed to run cutely, right?
That's right.
Are you confident, mother?
Of course.
Then, mother...
Let's run together!
Then...
Ready...
Start!
What do you think of it?
It was good, wasn't it?
Your eyes were wide open, weren't they?
They were.
What do you think of it?
It was cute, wasn't it?
It was cute, but...
Which one do you think is cuter?
I'm winning!
Which one do you think is cuter?
Show me your fingers, please!
Ms. Okada!
Your morning V-sign was too cruel!
It looked cute!
Didn't it?!
It wasn't cute at all!
I'm sure of it!
Because the beginning wasn't clean!
What kind of video is that?!
What are you showing me?!
You're just showing us your parents' reaction!
I like the first one, the dynamic one, but...
I like that one more!
It was like...
Now, let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last person is a request from a wife of 32-year-old Fujii Ai, who lives in Okayama Prefecture.
For some reason, I'm relying on you from the beginning of my journey.
I'm a wife who got married just one year later.
My husband used to run a takoyaki restaurant,
and in 2013, he opened a takoyaki restaurant in my husband's family's strawberry garden.
- Strawberry garden? - Strawberry garden?
That's a big location condition, isn't it?
I wanted to do my best for my husband,
so I quit my previous job and started working at a takoyaki restaurant.
However, in less than half a year,
my husband and I couldn't stand fighting in the kitchen anymore.
One of the major reasons for this
is that I don't have any relationship with my husband,
and on the contrary, from a wife's position,
I immediately give my opinion and say what I think.
He's strict with me and I treat him like a disciple.
Recently, I don't even feel like doing it again.
And yesterday,
my husband told me that I don't have to come out of the restaurant anymore,
and in order for me to think about various things in the future,
right now, I'm traveling alone from Okayama to Shimane.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- That's true! - That's true!
If only my husband could say at least one word,
that my wife is there for me,
I feel like I can work hard again with a new feeling.
Detective, please,
is my husband really needing me?
I want to know my husband's true intentions.
For Fujii family's bright future,
would you like me to come out of the restaurant?
- Is it okay for you to say such a heavy thing? - It's a serious matter!
- It's a serious matter!
- This is really heavy and... - It's heavy.
- This is something I'd like to ask a real detective. - That's right.
- That's right.
- It's that heavy and... - That's right.
If I say I'm going to pick strawberries in my life,
he'll ask me to bake him takoyaki.
- That's where it starts. - That's where it starts.
- It's really a heavy matter. - Yes.
- Let's hear it. - Yes.
Two people with different work styles,
two people who can't stand fighting,
could they understand each other?
And the words that that wife was asking for,
it's a relief that my wife is here for me!
- You keep saying it. - You keep saying it.
- You don't show it as much as you look at it. - You don't show it as much as you look at it.
Let's see how much you can ask for.
It's like you're asking for something.
It looks like you're sending a video.
I'd like to take a look at it.
If you'll excuse me.
Yesterday, I was finally told
I don't have to come out of the store
A loneliness I can't feel
Where can I go?
If I jump out of here, where can I go?
I'm running with a sense of tension.
Oh, you're here.
Well, I have various requests and a mysterious song.
It was a deathly melody.
That's right, really.
I'm glad I was able to see a lot of you smiling.
He told me I didn't have to come out of the store anymore, and I went on a trip in shock.
Two weeks after I came back from my trip, my husband said, "If you want to do it, you should come out of the store."
"Should I?" "Should I?" "Should I?" "Should I?" "Should I?" "Should I?" "Should I?"
Before that, as a wife, do I need to come out of the store?
Or as just an employee, do I need to come out of the store?
When I asked him which one it was, he told me he wanted to do it first.
The manager is too strict. "Because I'm the manager." I think he still has feelings for me.
You don't know that a detective's night scoop will come, right?
That's right. I don't know.
I'd like to hear one side of the story and see how you feel about it.
It's the strawberry garden. Let's go.
It's pretty wide in here.
Excuse me.
Hello. I'm Maeda, a detective of Detective Night Scoop.
Nice to meet you. Are you a man?
Yes, I'm a man.
I'm a man. I'm in a hurry at work.
There's a blood stain around here.
Can I go around here until I find it?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Yes.
Excuse me. The store is wide, but are you doing this alone?
That's right.
What? Alone?
That's right.
Are you single?
No, I'm married.
Oh, you're married.
Yes.
Doesn't your wife help you out?
Well, I used to know her.
You knew her?
Yes.
But you don't do it now?
I don't do it now.
Why?
You don't do it now?
What?
You don't do it now?
Why?
Do you like beer?
I like it. Drink it at 5.
Thank you.
Did you talk with your wife?
I'm drinking now.
Well...
I told her.
What?
I told her.
Why?
Because of my attitude at work.
I told her and she came back.
I see.
I thought it was difficult.
I see.
There are other reasons.
Tell me more.
I see.
You are sweet.
I'm sorry.
Many customers are coming.
I see.
Can you step back?
Yes.
I want to see my wife.
Do you want to see her?
I want to say hello to her.
I don't think you will see her.
Can you make a call?
Detective Maeda of "Night Stoop" is coming.
Can you hear me?
She is coming.
I'm glad.
She is here.
It's Tsuchinoko!
I was looking for you.
I'm not Tsuchinoko.
How are you? Long time no see.
I haven't heard from you yet.
What should we do?
Oh, father is here.
Welcome.
Oh, father is here.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Do you want me to help you?
No, it's okay.
Is it okay?
Two blend sauces and one sweet sauce, please.
Okay.
He smiles and says he doesn't need my help.
Do you want me to do it myself?
He starts working.
I'll go get my order.
Okay.
I'll go get my order.
Don't do it. You'll get it wrong.
Okay.
Oh, my wife!
It was a serious way of getting up.
- Really? - It went beyond being irritated and serious.
- Did you help the next store owner? - Yes, I did.
My wife, please rely on me!
I'm lonely.
Are you okay?
We're all friends.
Let's go back home once.
Yes.
I was making a song.
I know how you feel now.
I'm very happy.
That's good.
Kido's charm is intense.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
I've only heard it from you.
It's a little...
It's hard for me to say.
You don't know right or left yet.
Are you doing something wrong?
I was doing this again.
But you don't apologize.
Of course it comes to mind.
That's what you say.
I didn't like that way of saying it.
I see.
What are you doing?
We had a fight.
We talked there.
It was the end of the year.
At that time, I said, "Be careful how you speak."
And we walked together.
From the bottom of my heart...
But after that, I didn't want to do it anymore.
I won't do it anymore.
That's what I said.
You didn't say that.
I'm like a bad guy.
That's right.
I'll fight you again.
You'd better not come here.
He said it himself.
I understood.
Ma'am.
Welcome.
What did you send me?
A lot of things.
What are you interested in?
I don't want to work in this shop anymore, I don't want to do it anymore, so now I want to do my best again, so I will withdraw that email.
Is it okay?
I don't want the restaurant to go bad.
You've been doing this for more than half a year now.
Is that what you say to the manager?
Work is work.
Yes, I understand.
After all, we are lovers, so we want love.
I need you.
Then I think I can do it again from there.
I thought I could do better if I could hear those words.
It's still early.
Well, it's better than the luck I've had so far.
- From now on... - Yes.
Thank you very much. I'll do my best.
- Please do. - Yes.
Ms. Toku, do you have anything to say?
At last...
Well...
While I was waiting...
I made a song...
- While you were making it... - Please listen to it.
Is it a live performance?
It's by Ms. Toku. I really like it. Please listen.
I love fighting with you.
I'm sorry for saying too much.
I feel sorry for you for saying that.
I love you. I love you.
Let's fight more and more and more and more and more and make up.
Thank you very much.
Looking at the lyrics, I understand.
You are the cause of the fight.
I think you noticed it by listening to the song.
I love fighting.
I like it.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
I wonder if the last couple's problem will be solved.
When you are a couple at a restaurant, you say "welcome" and kick each other's legs.
While repeating it, you say "I'm saved because you're here" or "I'm doing well because you're here".
You respect each other little by little.
You are still young, aren't you?
It's only been a year since you got married.
As a couple, you are still young.
You are going to achieve many things in the future.
This program is made possible by your requests.
If you approved our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
If you came to our studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week. Thank you very much.
Next up is Detective Nightscoop.
Are you drinking too much? Are you all right?