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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In the secret room only for weekends, you untie yourself
CHICU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o And you keep dancing with your blush
KOTSUKAMAETE YUMUCHUU ni NARERU NO WA You get caught and become obsessed
ITSUMO YORI TSUYOKU DAKISHIMETANA With just this moment, we kiss and embrace stronger than ever
I am the songwriter, Nisita Tochiuki! WATASHI GA KYOKUCHO NO NIJITA TOTCHUUKI DE OMAIMASU! And I am the songwriter, Nisita Tochiuki!
According to the request of everyone watching on TV, we will immediately send out an excellent detective to pursue the judge!
And today's "common" is...
I did my best!
From detective knight scoop's co-writer...
to the best-seller writer...
From "Eternal Zero"...
One, two, three...
Hyakuta Naoki!
As a writer who sits there...
I've been doing knight scoop's main course for 25 years...
Was it a dream for me to sit here?
It was a dream!
Have fun today!
Thank you!
Now, let's move on to the first request of the year!
Yes! The first request is from Hachikubo Nagatomo- san, 39 years old, who lives in Mie Prefecture.
There is something I really want you to investigate.
It is about the mysterious phenomenon I saw.
One day, I drank up all the mineral water and left the bottle cap open.
Then, the cap started to float on its own.
It fluttered and made a noise and floated.
Detective, please investigate the cause of this phenomenon!
The bottle cap flutters and floats on its own?
Have you ever seen it?
Well, if it's floating, you haven't seen it.
No, right?
If it's floating, you haven't seen it.
If it's floating, you haven't seen it!
I haven't seen it either!
I've been investigating it with all my heart!
Is it actually floating?
Please watch the video!
It flutters!
Amazing!
Is it true?
It's like a perfect family, a happy family.
It's like a picture.
The bottle cap flutters and makes a noise and floats.
It's true.
I saw it.
Does your family watch it?
We don't watch it.
You don't watch it?
Are you alone?
I'm the only one.
We were all sleeping.
Sleeping means...
It's night.
We were drinking our usual mineral water.
After drinking it, we didn't wake up.
There was a bottle cap.
We put it down.
We watched TV.
Then I heard a 'katakata' sound.
Then I thought, 'Hmm, what's that sound?'
Then I heard 'katakata' again.
Then I watched it again,
and I heard 'katakata' again.
Then I heard 'katakata' again.
I was like, 'What's that?'
Then I heard 'kata' just once.
From then on,
it didn't work.
No matter how many times I tried,
it didn't work.
You're good at describing 'katakata'.
I really remember only that part.
Your description of 'katakata' was very clear.
The sound, the feeling, and the way you said it.
This is it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You have it, right?
This is it.
It's a normal one, right?
Yes.
It's a normal one.
Can you try it with this one?
Can you show us how much it moved?
It's different, right?
Like this.
It moved like this, too.
It moved from left to right like 'katakata'.
'Katakata'.
What?
Is it true?
Just in case.
I had a similar request, so I brought it for now.
From another person,
something strange happened at my workplace.
One day, my work became boring,
and while drinking water from a plastic bottle,
I was heading for my computer,
and in a quiet space,
suddenly,
pako pako,
a sound came from nowhere.
When I looked at the plastic bottle next to me,
it made a pako pako sound,
and the lid was floating on its own.
Why is it?
It's the same!
Some people experience the same thing.
An hour and a half by car from Nabari, I came to Minami Horie, Osaka.
Excuse me.
Hello. You sent me up, didn't you?
You're Mr. Tsuji, right? Hello. Can I ask you a question?
Excuse me, what is this place like?
It's a pottery class.
- A pottery class? - Yes.
Are you a teacher? Wow, you're a pottery teacher.
- And you're a client, right? - Yes.
You're a client of this person.
A plastic bottle and a lid.
- How did it go? - It went well.
- And you, Mr. Tsuji? - It was a mess.
Is it the same? If you put a lid on it, it moves on its own?
- If you put a lid on it... - It's not closed?
It's not completely closed.
- So it's a little... - But if you turn it upside down, water doesn't come out.
It doesn't come out?
- It's a little different. - It's different.
By the way, how many times have you seen that phenomenon itself?
- I can't count. - What?!
- Is there a "jejeje" sound? - Is it this way?
- Where is it coming from? - After class and when I'm working, it's my desk.
- Is this your workplace? - Yes, it's this plastic bottle.
- This one? - Yes.
- Well, it's a normal plastic bottle. - Yes.
- It's a different one, but you take it out of the fridge and drink it. - I put it here all the time.
- Is it normal temperature? - Yes, it's normal temperature.
- When you finished drinking it? - Yes.
- Isn't there a sound? - Yes.
- I don't think it's coming from this dormitory. - Can you show me?
- When you rang the doorbell? - I was playing with my computer at work like this.
- You were playing with your computer. - I'm thirsty, so I open the lid and drink it.
- It's coming.
- It's impossible. - What?
- It's impossible to stand like this. - What?
- It came out right away. - Most likely.
- I'll do it again. - Yes.
- Drink it. - Close it a little.
- I'll do it again. - It won't come out.
- It won't come out.
- I'll do it.
- It's good to do what you want to do.
- This.
- It moved!
- It moved up and down.
What's with that face?
See? It's not like that!
No, but it's totally like that now!
It's amazing!
Isn't it interesting?
Isn't it amazing?
I'm so happy.
I'm so excited.
I've never seen a phenomenon like this before.
But there are times when it happens and times when it doesn't.
You two sent me to find out about it, right?
Hello.
Hello!
Thank you for waiting.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
Hello.
I'm a new detective, Isamu Haraichi.
The lid of a mineral water bottle moves a lot.
Yes.
The lid moves a lot.
I haven't heard of it.
You haven't heard of it?
You might know if you see it in person, right?
Yes, if you show me.
Let's do it!
It's no good.
There are times when it doesn't work.
Here I go.
Good luck!
5. Action.
I heard it.
I heard it, but it's not like that.
We're looking at something bigger.
I think it's a strange phenomenon.
From your point of view?
Yes.
But movement like this is basic.
Do you know it to some extent?
When you put the mouth of a plastic bottle in your mouth, it gets wet.
When you talk with your mouth wet, it's easier for the membrane to form.
If it's normal water, it's hard for the membrane to form.
So I prepared a soap solution.
I'll put it on the back of the cap.
Soap solution on the back of the cap.
I'll put it on.
I'll take it off.
It's heavy.
It's black.
What is it?
The air inside has been warmed up.
It's expanding.
This much?
The room is warm.
The air inside has been warmed up.
It's broken.
I'll wet it again.
I'll put it back on like before.
Whoa! It worked!
Whoa!
It worked right away!
This is really...
It's really hard.
It's really hard. It's the one we saw.
The membrane is easy to make.
It keeps coming out.
When the membrane breaks, air comes out like this.
When I was drinking it,
by chance,
when the membrane was easy to make, water was sticking to it.
So...
Just like soap operas,
it worked well.
Then it went up and down.
So, if you set the conditions, you can do it.
I think so.
So, it took us another hour and a half to come back to Hachikubo.
I'll show you.
I think that phenomenon will occur in this house, too.
I think so.
Right?
So...
Look at this.
It's hot.
It's just hot and thin air.
I'm a little nervous.
Please loosen the cap and let it dry.
Let the cap dry.
Yes.
Let's drink it. Go!
After you drink it...
This is the point!
Drink it!
And lick it!
Lick it with a lot of drinks!
Lick it!
Yes, this is the most important thing.
Don't show it off.
Don't show it off?
I don't want you to show it off.
Lick it.
Is that okay?
Can you do it?
Let's do it!
Thank you.
Tighten it up a little.
Go!
It's coming out.
Awesome!
The lid opens.
I've never seen anything like this before!
It shakes and a new movement comes out.
Wow!
Interesting!
Did you see it?
It was amazing!
Thank you!
You saw it, right?
I saw it!
You proved it to your family.
Wow!
You can already see it.
Awesome!
It's grown up.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Just by looking at this phenomenon, you can immediately know how amazing Yamada sensei is.
Right?
Yamada sensei was excited at that place.
He said, "I've never seen anything like this before!"
He was getting excited.
"This is amazing!" he said.
"This might be in textbooks!" he said.
This might be in textbooks!
"Thank you, Zaito school!" he said.
Really?
He disappeared into the city at night.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is "Konetashu" by Detective Takiyama.
Wow!
Now, about "Konetashu"...
First of all, this is a request from Hagiwara Ryo- kun, who lives in Kobe city, who is 10 years old.
He does weird movements.
It's like when a low-waisted old man is humble.
It's like when a low-waisted old man is like, "Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down!"
It's like a turtle is doing this kind of movement.
Now, this is a request from Kai Keiko, who lives in Shiga prefecture, who is 40 years old.
His son is a fart master.
If you hit your own butt, you'll get at least three hits.
The first hit is small, the second hit is not so big, but the third hit is a dignified fart.
So, I'm going to see if I can manipulate my son's fart.
Next is a request from Koji Tanaka, who lives in Sakai city, who is 27 years old.
There is a Turkish ice cream shop 1000 days before Osaka south.
Every time I go there, I get a little hungry.
It's a service from the shopkeeper, but it's irritating.
Please try it.
This is a shop run by Andy, a Turkish person who often cooperates with Night School.
I've checked what irritates you when you buy Turkish ice cream.
Now, this is a request from Yuki Morioka, who lives in Osaka city, who is 23 years old.
My younger brother is very weak against knee cramps.
Even if I tell him I'm going to do it now and then I do it, he falls down.
It's pathetic and funny.
Next is a request from Hana Kadokawa, who lives in Suita city, who is 10 years old.
My friend Otoa says, "For some reason, my body is itching. It feels really bad.
Will it be the same for others?"
I'm going to see if it will.
Next is a request from Honda Tomoka, who lives in Fukuoka prefecture, who is 21 years old.
"My coworker is weak against knee cramps. He wants to sing well and tries it, but it's very pathetic and I can't help it.
Will it work out?"
By chance, we have another request like this.
This is from Sanae Horiguchi, who lives in Kyoto prefecture, who is 37 years old.
This is what I heard from my friend.
Even if you are weak against knee cramps, you can sing the song "That's What Matters" of the Digeman Brothers Band without missing a beat.
My friend is also weak against knee cramps, so I think you can believe me.
Please tell the weak person.
I have a request like this. Will I be able to sing it well?
I have a request like this for all seven songs. Please have a look.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you going to fart? - Yes.
- Will you go out freely? - Yes, I will.
- Do you want to do it? - Do you want me to do it?
- You've done it, haven't you? - Yes.
- Then let's do it. - Shall we do it?
- Master, please.
- Can you do it with this posture? - I think you can do it with this posture.
- Mom, will you do it? - I will do it.
- Are you sure you will do it? - I'm sure I will do it.
- Will you do it? - Yes.
- Then I will put the night scoop's traditional microphone on your butt.
- This microphone has a history, so detectives and everyone still use it.
- OK.
- You just said "de", didn't you? - De?
And "tut" and "suuu" and you said good voice at last.
Do you wanna say "de"?
- You wanna do it? - Yeah, please.
- Tss. - Hmm?
- Tss. - How is it?
Incomprehensible. It doesn't say anything.
- Can you do it a little more? - A little more. A little more.
- Tss. - But it's too much.
The sound is...
- Tss. - Hmm.
It doesn't smell.
- Please protect this traditional craft for a long time. - Yeah.
- Mom. - Yeah.
You made a good treasure.
Traditional Craft
- Oh, Wandy. - Oh, it's Maido.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I want you to sell it like you usually do. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. - Here you go.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Here you go. - No, I can't eat it like this.
- Do you want a cone? - No, I need a cone.
Oh, you need a cone. Okay, I understand.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Oh, it hurts.
Thank you very much.
- You should have put ice cream in it. - I put ice cream in it earlier.
I'm sorry. Can you hold it for me?
- Can you hold it properly? - Yeah.
I can't hold it.
- Do you always do this? - Yeah.
- Do you sell it like this? - Yeah.
- I want to eat it. Can you give it to me? - Sure.
Do your best.
- You don't have it? - No, I don't.
- How is it? - I don't like it.
- People say that a lot. - I'm sorry.
You still have ice cream in it.
I'll give it to you.
- Thank you. - I don't want it anymore!
I don't want it anymore!
I'm hungry!
- You're not good at singing. - Yes, I'm not good at it.
- You're not good at it at all? - Yes.
It's a musical circle, and it's a circle where you sing and dance, so if I do it...
- Wait a minute. - Yes.
- You're a college student now, right? - Yes.
- Is there a musical circle in it? - There's an acoustic guitar circle in it.
- Can you play the guitar? - I can play about a chord, but...
- I'm not good at singing and I can't sing and dance, so I'm in trouble. - Why did you join it?
Guts, power and soul
Guts, water and sweetness
Guts, pureness and passion
Men sweat and kiss and go!
- This is bad luck. - Yes.
- There's a good song. - Yes.
Even if you're unlucky, you can sing it well.
- Yes. - There's a song like that.
- You know this song, right? - Yes.
- You can sing it with all your might. - Yes.
- If you can do it, you can learn how to play the guitar and chords. - Yes.
- Don't lose, don't give up, don't run away, don't believe in yourself,
when you're about to lose...
- Well...
I think I lied.
- How can I make you feel humble?
- Are you scared of playing the guitar?
- Can you do it again?
- Oh, you're playing.
- Kamekichi.
- Kamekichi?
- I heard you got a young wife.
- What? A young wife?
- No, no, no, I'm not that young!
- I'm in trouble, president!
- You have a nice face for a god, don't you?
- You're popular.
- No, I'm not popular!
- I'm not popular!
- Can you explain it again?
- Which one will you do?
- Huh?
- Shall we say it together?
- Yes.
- Why don't you say it together?
- I don't know if you say it together or not.
- Well...
- Hana-chan, do you want me to say it?
- Yes.
- What is it? Tell me again.
- Well, when Oto-chan says "hoho", I feel very dizzy.
- Just saying "hoho"...
- Yes, I don't like it.
- You don't like it.
- When did you know that?
- Well, my dog does voice training by itself.
- Your dog?
- Dogs don't do voice training.
- Well, I do voice training, and my dog starts to feel dizzy.
- Your dog?
- Then my dog said "hoho", and I said "I feel dizzy", and I tried to say it, and Hana-chan also felt dizzy.
- Because your dog felt dizzy, you said it to your friend's Hana-chan and Hana-chan also felt dizzy.
- Your reaction is funny.
- Try it once to see if Hana-chan will feel dizzy or not.
- Oto-chan, first of all, I'll clean your ears.
- Please.
It was really dizzying, wasn't it?
Then I'll take your earplugs.
Please.
I don't like it.
Don't do it.
Excuse me.
Yes.
What's your name?
I'm Yuki Morioka.
Yuki.
Brother.
I'm Jinya Morioka.
Brother Jinya.
You're brothers and you bought the same down jacket.
Which one did you buy first?
They're all mine.
They're both mine.
Oh, you bought them separately.
Yes.
But you're the only one who bought them separately.
That's why you're a little dark when you look closely.
What's wrong with you?
Even if I know I'm going to do it, I'll definitely fall.
I can't move my waist.
If you know you're going to do it, you can't move your waist.
It's kind of fluffy.
Why don't you do it first?
That's right.
Do it for me, too.
Of course you know you're going to do it.
This is normal, isn't it?
That's right.
If you knew you were going to do it, you wouldn't be like you are now, would you?
Even if you know you're going to do it...
You don't have to do it too much because it's a TV show.
You can always do it.
I'll do it on my knees.
My brother's knees are right here.
I'm going to do it on my knees now.
Let's do it.
I'll do it.
You're lying!
I'm not lying.
You're lying!
I always do it like this.
Try to hold it in as much as you can.
I see.
Hold it in.
Next is...
Try to hold it in as much as you can.
If you're fluffy like that, you're not cool.
Okay?
Let's do it.
Three...
Two...
One...
Hold it in!
Don't lie! Lying is a bad thing!
You don't have to overdo it!
Here we go!
Three... Two... One...
One more time!
Ah, I see!
Your legs are too short!
I see!
My legs are too short!
Wait a minute!
I see! I can't do it here?
The place...
Stand in a line, you two!
My knees... Here?
Wait a minute!
I... I...
I might be able to do it with my little brother!
That's right!
Can you turn to the side?
Here we go!
Your knees have nothing to do with it!
Here...
Your weakness is here!
Look!
Here we go! I'll touch you!
Ah, that's your weakness!
That's right!
Here...
Don't hide it! Look at me like this!
I don't think you can do it.
Three, two, one!
By the way, if you hit her knee, she will lose her strength.
It's different from a fist fight.
She will lose her strength.
Also, if you hit her like this...
I don't know if it's a bad word...
Maybe you can make two sounds.
By the way, I can do "homie".
I'll do it. Low sound and high sound.
I failed.
I'm sorry. I'll do it again.
Huh? I'm in a bad mood today.
Let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last request is from Maesowa Yoshihiko, 27 years old, who lives in Mie Prefecture.
Detectives, nice to meet you.
This is sudden, but please listen to my problem.
I am tall and have a strong physique.
I have a stern look.
My colleagues at work say I am scary and hard to approach.
But there is one thing that scares me and makes me scream.
It is insects.
Insects have always been my weakness.
I can't even touch ants or dango insects.
I married and built a house, but it is surrounded by nature.
There are snakes, mosquitoes, and a lot of insects.
Even in this season, insects come up to my house all the time.
I panic. This is the end of the world.
But I can't stop being afraid of insects.
Last March, I gave birth to a boy.
In a child's growth process, insects cannot pass by.
I went to get insects and screamed.
My father never said that.
Detectives, please help me overcome my hatred of insects.
Please help me in any way you can.
It is hatred of insects.
When you become a father and have children,
it is winter now, but you still get insects.
When it gets warmer, you get more insects.
You want to overcome your hatred of insects properly in the cold winter.
Has your hatred of insects been cured?
Let me show you.
Look at this.
Insects come up to my house all the time.
This is a toy.
You won't be surprised if I do like this.
Detective Knight's Squad is here.
It's huge!
Mr. Maesawa?
Yes.
I...
How tall are you? I'm 192cm. 192cm?!
What's this? It's difficult. What's this?
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
What do you do for exercise? Bodybuilding.
Bodybuilding?!
Did you exercise before? Judo, for example.
Judo?! Judo is a martial art, isn't it?
What makes you lose?
Wow!
Really?! Is it a toy?!
You surprised me!
You fell!
You surprised me! Your face turned red!
Have you calmed down? Yes, I have.
My wife. Yes.
And your son's... Yes.
My name is Seiichiro.
You can turn the lights on and it's dark.
Summer is awesome.
It's amazing.
I think it's a carabiner or something like that.
We used to take it and have fun with it when we were kids.
No, no.
Please don't say it like that.
Didn't you know that you hated insects?
I didn't know.
We lived together for the first time since we got married.
When insects came out, we reacted so badly.
Like you said, we reacted so badly.
Really?
What if a cockroach came out of it?
You wouldn't do it?
I wouldn't do it.
I don't have a cockroach.
You have one.
You sacrificed others.
I would do it for my son.
I would do it.
You would do it?
Can you do it just by grabbing it?
Yes.
I would do it.
As a man.
As a father.
I would do it for my family.
I have a lot of legs, but I can do it.
It's a toy of a centipede.
Is it okay for you to have those muscles?
Wow!
Seiji, look at me!
Seiji, you can't do it!
Do your best!
Let's do it!
Okay!
You are strong!
How do you feel now?
I feel sorry for him.
But you can't give up now, can you?
It's okay.
Wow!
Okay!
You can't give up now, can you?
Okay! Let's move on to the next step!
Okay!
What is it?
I can't do it!
At this distance?
Yes!
Let's think about the distance from insects.
First of all, let's look at each other's expressions at this distance.
Okay!
Wait a minute, why do you go from this distance?
Look at this, this is Kamen Rider.
If you combine a rabbit and a human...
Oh, it's coming!
Get off, you're going too fast.
Are you serious?
Okay, okay.
Wow, it's really funny.
It's really...look at this.
It's really funny.
Look at his face, it's okay.
You have a great face.
- Me? - Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, good, good.
Okay.
Okay, let's put him in.
Take a break, get some water.
Get some water.
Okay, you've come a long way.
Can you look at me a little closer?
I'm sorry.
Wow!
You know what will happen in this situation, don't you?
Wait a minute!
Can I talk to you for a moment?
Now...
It's not in my pocket.
Oh, it's in.
Wait a minute!
I'll ask you a question.
Who wrote you now?
What did you write?
I wrote you.
I see.
I'll answer you without power.
Kono!
Open your mouth!
Take that lid off!
Open it!
You're being bitten!
Bitten by Kono's ears!
Kono bit you, huh?
Hey!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
It hurts, it hurts, my ears hurt.
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
The corn is accidentally becoming OK.
OK.
All right?
Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
I can't catch you in this state of emergency!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Your wife caught you.
Do you intend to perform a blood test?
It hurt a lot.
You've been bitten by a corgi and bleeding.
You've done a great job.
There's a bat.
Let me say it again.
I'll give it to you.
Try to pick it up yourself.
Where do you use it?
Knees and arms.
One, two, three.
Look!
Lift it up slowly.
Slowly.
Good, good, good.
Look!
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
You did it.
That's all.
Let's combine.
Good!
You picked it up normally.
You're amazing.
You cleared one first.
One.
You just picked it up.
You said you'd exterminate it.
Shall we stand at the top of the ecosystem?
Yes.
Let's exterminate it.
Yes.
If you get bitten, let's bite you back.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
If you get bitten...
Okay.
Here you go.
Thank you for waiting.
You don't like bugs, do you?
Are they all good for you?
Yes, they are. They are very nutritious and low in fat.
I see.
So, you can eat them as they are, right?
Yes, you can.
Okay, let's do it.
Kamo!
He's fighting back.
Like a man! Like a father!
He's eating it deliciously.
Eat it deliciously.
It's good.
See!
It's good.
You're not afraid of insects anymore, right?
Yes, I'm not afraid of insects anymore.
You're not afraid of insects anymore, right?
Then...
Do you think you'll get scars or scratches?
You'd better confess.
For now, it's reported that he hates bugs.
I was wondering why he built a house there, but it seems like the land was cheap.
Here's a little announcement from Hyakuta Naoki.
Yes, today's Komon Hyakuta Naoki's original movie "Eternal Zero" is a big hit.
What is Komon?
This is the story of an old man who passed away in a kamikaze raid 60 years ago.
Two young people today are visiting this old man because they want to know what kind of old man he was.
And a little mysterious truth comes up for 60 years.
Mr. Okada is doing a great job.
I've seen it eight times and cried eight times.
It's really wonderful.
Thank you for watching.
At the same time, I was asked to answer three questions again today.
I was surprised.
I always go to meetings, but I don't remember when that story was decided.
I was surprised to see it today.
I'm interested in ordinary things on Sundays, so I can discover them like that.
That little story was interesting.
My mother said to me when I was 11 years old.
Your son will actually throw up.
Look at me! I'm proud of you!
This is good, isn't it?
Stop it! Stop it!
Do it!
That's what my mother said.
This program is available for your request.
For those of you who applied for this program,
we will give you a limited-time special sticker for those of you who came to our studio.
No, it's a limited-time special sticker!
We will give you a limited-time special sticker!
Thank you!
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
Please send in as many questions as you have on a daily basis to the U.S. Detective Agency.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop is on the line!
The one who puts out his bare feet is the one with a loud upper body!