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This program is brought to you by Mr. Kasuga, the traveling producer.
Whoa! Not bad! Whoa!
In order for Mr. Kasuga, who is known for his loud voice due to his money,
to create the highest price possible with his limited budget...
He chooses only those that are truly valuable...
Sometimes boldly, sometimes harshly...
He spends his money.
Here we go!
Kasuga Producer's Famous Program "Kasuga Location"!
Season Two!
This time, we'll show you three people who didn't make it to the main part of the show.
Oh, you're here!
Can we come in?
Wow!
I'm so sorry!
All right!
Stop it!
In front of the station's shopping street, they indulged in the shop's good behavior and walked around.
I don't think I'll make it to the main part of the show like this.
You can do it!
No, you have such a bad impression of me!
You can do it!
You know, Kon-chan's face looks like she's enjoying herself.
I don't look like I'm enjoying myself at all!
That's why Matsuda is in the most unfair position.
That's what you say!
Wow!
That's what you say!
That's how you treat me like a bad person!
What do you want me to do?
Actually, you're the one who wants me to eat for free.
Go! Go! Go!
That's why you're in a senior position.
Your juniors are telling you, "Stop it! Stop it!"
But in fact, you're the one who makes me do it the most.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's embarrassing!
I'm not doing it!
You're in that position.
I'll eat it!
Thank you for the food!
Delicious!
Cartilage!
Edamame spreads in my mouth!
Delicious! Spicy!
It would be good for people who drink alcohol.
It's the best!
I forgot to roast it a little.
I see!
I was arrogant!
Arrogant?
I was arrogant!
Right!
You two will catch that kind of thing!
I was arrogant!
Can you say it one more time?
I said, "He said he was arrogant!"
I haven't done it that much.
You two will catch that kind of thing!
And,
Kasuga producer's good point that he announced to buy us a tiramisu!
There is more!
Shizawa san said Kasuga's good point the other day.
When Kasuga comes back by taxi at the end of the show,
he will definitely ask us to get him a big taxi.
I see!
By the way, what is a big taxi anyway?
They don't get in a normal taxi.
So, even if Shizawa san stops a lot of taxi, they say it's a small taxi again.
So, they don't get in a big taxi until a big taxi comes.
So, they wait for it.
While they wait for it, they will be very happy.
That's a good point, isn't it?
What's good about it?
I can't tell you what's good about it.
Shut up and listen to me.
Next, they will hold a pattern golf tournament where English and Kasuga are prohibited.
It's here.
That's against the rules.
Is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not an obstacle, it's a sincere sport.
Oh!
Kasuga producer's behind-the-scenes of that gag.
When Kasuga started golfing,
including our office and our president, we all participated in a golf competition called "two's cup".
That's right.
"two's cup".
Various celebrities participated in it.
Is "two's cup" strictly prohibited language?
No, it's not.
What's wrong with it?
Are you okay?
It's a little subtle.
It's a delicate line.
I thought it was suspicious.
Then I've been saying it's against the rules.
Where was it?
It was a golf competition about "two's cup".
Was it in Taiwan or somewhere else?
What was the meaning of "two's cup" in Taiwan?
In Taiwan...
When I went to Taiwan and played "two's cup",
my coordinator told me to be careful.
When I asked her, in Taiwan, "two's cup" means "spit out blood and die".
That's so scary.
It's good, isn't it?
I've been saying it all the time.
"two's" is not allowed.
"two's cup" is also not allowed.
"two's" is okay.
If you change the intonation.
"two's" is not allowed, but "two's" is okay.
"two's" !
In Taiwan, "two's" means "two's".
What does it mean?
When I heard the meaning of "two's", it meant "toast".
That's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
"Shokupan" (bread)
And we're on the move.
In the bus, "kasuga language" is second place.
"Kasuga language" is second place.
I don't use it when I'm with my seniors.
Of course you don't use it.
What the hell is this guy?
If you say it like Iketani-kun...
Young staff don't use it at all.
In "All Night Nippon",
an AD guy, Ochiai-kun,
asked me if I wanted to buy him something for dinner.
He came to ask me.
Ochiai-kun has been doing it for years,
so what I order is...
Lawson's...
Oh, Lawson's...
Yes.
Coffee.
Coffee and...
Coffee.
And Ochiie-kun already understands that, so he's like "Okay, I got it, I got it."
But yesterday, Ochiie-kun was supposed to be in charge of Yarlendz's "All Eyez On Zero"
and a new Ailee-san came in.
Another one?
Yeah, and she doesn't know anything about Kasuga-san at all.
She doesn't know Kasuga-san's language and she doesn't like Kasuga-san either.
I don't know about that.
But she kept saying "Gonsnar" and "Lawson" and "Communist Hiko" and I said "Lawson, right?"
Iced coffee, right?
- Translating it from the side. - Translating it.
They call this "Gonsnar Harassment."
- "Gonhara." - "Gonhara."
Strong Gonhara.
So, "Welcome" and "Welcome."
You don't say "welcome" to people you don't know on TV.
You don't want people to think "Who is this guy?"
But, you know, you were interviewed for the book "All Eyez On Zero" too, weren't you?
- Yes, for the show. - Yes, for "All Eyez On Zero."
- I'm grateful for that. - With Kato-san, the captain and you.
And there were other gorgeous members like Suzuki Anji-san.
And also Narita Ryo-san.
She answered my interview and wrote me that she likes Kasuga language.
- Isn't it amazing? - I called her back many times.
- Isn't it amazing? - It is.
- I think there is a Kasuga location for this. - It is.
- Narita Ryo-san. - Narita-sama.
Because she likes Kasuga language.
That might be the case, but...
If you make an offer from here, I don't know if you'll come or not,
but I think you'll make everyone nervous.
- I don't think I can talk. - You can't, can you?
- No, I can't. - Including the staff.
- The staff doesn't know much about Kasuga. - They don't know.
- Ishizawa-san can't eat all of a sudden, can he? - I don't think he can.
I don't think he'll even buy anything.
Next, the three of them came for a luxurious self-service lunch.
While the food was arriving, they talked about their trip.
- Kono-chan, did you go somewhere for the New Year holiday? - I went to Miyazaki.
- Did you eat anything there? - I did.
- I ate chicken nanban. - That's nice.
- Takachiho is a power spot. - I went to Takachiho.
- You did? - Yes.
- I went in from Kumamoto, went to Takachiho, got off and came back. - Oh, I see.
- You went on the same course about ten years ago. - I did.
I feel like I've been taken out of my mount. I hate it now.
- That's true. - It's like I was doing it ten years ago.
- No, no, no. - You hate it, senpai.
Matsuda-kun said he went to the same place.
As a human being, I went and turned around and said, "This is how you say it."
I went to Kumamoto Airport and said, "Isn't that the Kyushu skating trip?"
What is that?
When the all-nighter started and I was about to sleep, we talked about going somewhere in the morning of New Year's Day.
Kasuga said, "That's Kyushu. I went on a route like the one we're on now."
We talked about it in the talk zone on the radio in the morning of New Year's Day.
It wasn't interesting at all.
"Kyushu skating journey" became a talk legend.
It was in the early days.
Very early.
The two of us and the three of us went there.
About 80% of it was for talking.
We tried to do a lot of things.
On that night, we talked about how we were going to talk about it.
When we came back from the trip, the family guests gathered and tried to put it together.
That's amazing.
They made it up.
They made up a script and talked about it as it was.
We did a lot of things like that.
It may have been the most interesting thing in history.
I'm curious about it.
Do you think it's slippery while you're talking?
It's slippery.
I wonder why there's no reaction.
Because you've finished it perfectly in your own way.
But that's not important.
On the radio.
Emotions are important.
That's right.
You have to make up for it.
That's what we learned.
I see.
Even if you don't know much about it, you can't learn anything.
The directors and other staff were like, "What is this?"
There's no gap.
Be careful.
Let's be careful.
If you're sliding down the same route...
If you don't finish the next one, it's scary to talk about it.
It's slippery in Kyushu.
That's Kyushu.
Kyushu is slippery.
That's right. It's slippery for people in Kyushu.
There wasn't a problem in Kyushu.
Kyushu is slippery.
I don't like that feeling.
And there's a sequel to the fried fish Matsuda wanted to eat.
I'll add this.
There's no addition.
But I want to eat it with you.
I don't want it.
No, you need it.
Fried fish from Jinenjo. I don't want it!
Don't say it so loudly.
I do!
Are you enjoying it like this?
This way.
Damn it!
You're looking at unnecessary things.
It's okay.
You ordered it wrong.
I didn't order it wrong.
You ordered it wrong.
I found it.
I did it.
It looks delicious.
It's soy sauce.
It's shiny.
It's a good location.
Please try it.
I can't speak.
Is it that good?
I can't speak physically.
I see.
Don't keep me curious.
Your Japanese is getting better and better.
You can speak.
You can speak normally.
It's interesting.
It spreads out.
And you can't speak.
It's "umanjo".
Speaking of "umanjo"...
Be nice to me.
I'm playing "umanjo".
I'm going to ask Matsuda if I can be nice to you.
Excuse me.
Yes?
I got "umanjo".
Can you be nice to me?
I'm full now.
Why?
I'm sorry.
Why are you full?
I'm sorry, but I have to return "umanjo".
You have a lot of "umanjo".
I'm sorry.
I'll dispose of it here.
You're going to dispose of it?
It won't come out again, will it?
"umanjo" and "apa" are...
"Apa" is fine.
"Apa" is hard to dispose of.
Is that so?
Because of Ms. Kasuga's "on/off" problem...
Is one of the members suffering from trauma?
I heard that "the time" members also watched Kasuga's location.
There was a day when only "shimaenaga dance" was shown, right?
"the time" was on air on Friday night, right?
The person who had a meeting with me on that day is the person I usually take care of.
Kasuga said that it was a little difficult because of the intense on and off.
Hey, don't give weird reputation to other songs!
But I tried to say that "the time" members are like that.
I think "the time" members are like that everywhere.
That's kind of you.
I was afraid of Kasuga's location.
You must have been traumatized.
It was tough.
It was difficult.
I don't know how to start a conversation.
Tell me about it.
It's normal.
It's explained like this.
You do like this.
And you come out like this.
And you dance like this.
It's scary.
It depends on your age.
If you are still in your 20s, it's okay, but if you are in your 50s, it's a little difficult.
No, no, I'm in my 40s.
I'm in my 48s.
This is difficult for someone in their 98s.
I'm too stubborn.
It's true for people you meet for the first time.
If you keep watching Kasuga-san on TV, you'll be surprised.
I was very surprised when I joined.
Both of you said, "As soon as it was released," "Yes!"
That's right.
Let's do it!
You said, "Yes!"
It was like another person suddenly appeared.
At first, I thought you were quiet.
I thought you were quiet, but you were pulling.
I was wondering how you were doing.
You were pulling.
It was delicious.
That's right.
It's getting dark.
Let's hurry up.
Let's get lost.
Is it this way?
Is it right?
It's a Kasuga location, so it's this way, right?
That's right.
You're lying.
I'm nervous.
It's definitely not Home Center Yamada.
If you don't go to Home Center Yamada, do you buy tonkatsu there?
I don't buy it.
What do you use it for?
I don't know.
By the way, Sato Mitsu's memories at the end of the year are...
I spent a lot of time with Wakabayashi-kun at the end of the year meeting.
And we only talked about the location of Kasuga once.
Was it only once?
No, I think it was enough for once.
At that time, Sato Mitsu said, "By the way, Kasuga and Matsuda are doing something, aren't they?"
That's about it.
On the contrary, it was up to that point.
That's right.
I've never seen it before.
It didn't look like you were looking at it, but you were grinning a lot.
But I don't want you to look at it that much.
I know, right?
I don't want Wakabayashi-kun to find me using Kasuga like this.
But that's probably what Wakabayashi-kun felt like.
I see.
Matsuda said on "All Night Nippon" on TV radio that it was like a dream he saw in his nap.
That's what I thought when I saw the casting.
I thought you knew me because of my existence there.
That's a grateful story.
And the three of them will experience "fish therapy".
One, two...
Let's eat!
It's coming!
Isn't it amazing?
I'm the biggest one.
You're the biggest one.
That's the kind of boots you're wearing.
While they were being healed, they talked about hot springs.
I like hot springs a lot.
When I was about one year old,
Kasuga rented a light car from Tokorozawa and came to Machida to pick me up.
- He drove me and my son to Yamanashi. - Oh, you went to Yamanashi.
- Kasuga drove me in a light car. - Wow.
- In a light car, yes. - Light car.
On that day, we decided to go out and leave at whatever time we arrived and whatever time we left.
We ate hot dogs here, we took pictures, we took a bath and three of us went out and ate here.
That's why he's so kind.
Has Kasuga produced you since then?
Don't you go to hot springs, Matsuda-kun?
- I go to hot springs a lot. - Oh, you do?
- I go with my family a lot. - Oh.
- My dad produced me. - Your dad produced you.
- Like Kasuga-san, - Yeah.
- he drove me from whatever time to here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- My dad produced me for everything. - Oh, then...
- Matsuda location. - Matsuda location.
- Matsuda chicken. - Matsuda location.
Like, "Do we have to move from here to there this fast?"
Are we going to get completely stuck?
- I get angry about that a lot. - That's true.
- It happens. - It happens.
- Even though you hate Matsuda. - Even though you hate Matsuda, you can't move at that time.
And you miss the speed limit.
For example, while my wife is moving her baby car like this,
I can't drive as fast as I wanted.
If you go one step faster, you'll get knocked down.
- Oh, man... - That's terrible.
- That's really terrible. - Huh?
When we went to Tokyo Disneyland, we thought it'd be better to go before it opens.
- So we got in early. - Yeah.
We were in a hurry and drove fast.
As we were driving, we got to Myharma, and we forgot our backpack in the car.
- That's terrible. - We left it in the car above us.
- Oh, no. - Yeah, we left it in the car above us.
- Oh, no. - When we got out of the car, we realized we didn't have our backpack.
And Mr. Kumi went first and drove his baby car.
And it's my fault, but I thought I'd done it.
- So I said, "Hey." - Whoa.
"Hey," I said.
Hey!
- No, it's your fault. - Hey, I forgot my backpack.
- This guy... - Hey!
- This guy is terrible. - Hey!
- Oh, no. Mr. Kumi is amazing. - He's good at driving, isn't he?
- This is tough. - Yeah.
Lastly, we had kamameshi and hot springs.
Kamaya, where you can enjoy hot springs.
It feels so good.
I can't say anything.
It's the best.
What are you doing?
I fell in love.
You're lying!
You fell in love!
Hey! At least take off the towel!
Take off the towel!
They enjoyed the hot spring together, but...
Look at their sudden love affair in the bath.
If I say which one is bad, it's you, right?
No, no, no.
First of all, you didn't say anything.
I...
You didn't say that.
I can go to a hot spring as information.
But no one can go there.
If I say in this situation, I'm the one who has influence in the New York scene.
You have influence.
I'm the one who has the number.
You don't have the number.
I have to tell you as information.
But you went to the bathroom.
If you did, you should have been honest.
But I didn't want to argue with you.
I'm sure you'll tell me.
You'll say something.
Don't say "gaya".
It's not "gaya".
It's "gaya, gaya, gaya, gaya".
It's "kissmaisher".
You can't understand my sincere feelings.
It's not "sincere".
I want to tell you information.
You're weird.
You're a scumbag.
You're saying it badly.
You're not a scumbag.
And...
This man came.
I heard a voice like "kyaa!".
Yes, I did.
I heard a voice like "choukimochi".
I thought you were weird.
So I went to stop you.
I don't think you need to go that far.
You can judge me from there.
I went to stop you at first.
But you said "get out of here" and "what are you doing?"
But you got naked and came into my house.
That's a weird and scary story.
And you stepped on the steps of entering the bathroom and washed yourself.
Scary.
If that's the case, it's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
I don't even remember judging by watching the show.
Let's leave it up to the judge of which is scarier.
Why are you talking like you're serious?
It's definitely not scary.
"Kasuga Location" Next episode is "Karuizawa Edition"!
Kasuga Sports Festival is being held!
Here we go!
I'm sorry.
In addition, Kasuga Producer's new location will be coordinated by the judges!
Are you okay now?
Hurry up!
Did you get it?