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This program is...
a travel show produced by Ordly Casca.
It's not bad.
Ordly Casca, which is noisy due to money,
makes the highest price with limited budget.
He chooses only valuable things,
and sometimes boldly, and sometimes severely,
he spends money.
It's out. It's out.
It's on!
Ordly Casca's famous show,
Ordly Casca Location!
Season 2!
Last time, they enjoyed the famous song of Hakone.
Next, they will experience activities you can enjoy at low budget.
Next, I want to experience activities of Hakone.
Hakone is famous for golf.
Golf? That's nice.
Wait, wait, wait.
It says "casga" on the paper.
Isn't it a Matsuda song?
It says "casga" on a spring day.
That's weird.
I think yours is better.
Say it again, "casga", just in case.
I don't know if you'll use it or not.
Just in case.
Next...
You're not good at it.
Why not?
It's okay.
Anyway, they've decided to play golf.
Here it is.
Oh, putter golf!
Golf is...
If it's expensive, it's 30,000 yen per day.
That's quite cheap.
Yes, if it's putter golf, it's 1,000 yen per person.
Hakone Putter Golf is 7 minutes' walk from Hakone Yumoto Station.
It's only 1,000 yen and you can enjoy golf in nature.
It's 3 people and it's 3,000 yen.
Except for Mr. Casga, he has no golf experience.
Well, first of all, we should ride a kart and go to the national highway, right?
No, no, no, you're not my father.
Mr. Casga's father, right?
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
When I first went golfing, my father had been golfing for decades, so it seemed like a dream to go golfing with my son.
I went to the golf course and I drove a kart and turned it around, but it didn't quite reach the first hole.
And when I noticed it, I went to the national highway.
I've never seen it.
It's dangerous.
Dumps and bums.
You're such a bad father.
He was so angry.
You're a bad father.
I'll go ahead and do it, but it's super boring just playing golf, right?
I don't think it's boring. It's fun.
It's not like there are super good people.
So, Mr. Casga came up with a very innovative idea.
Innovative?
In other words, English is prohibited for golf!
You've seen it, haven't you?
It's not innovative at all.
You've seen it, you've done it.
I've seen it.
There are more amazing "three"s out there.
It's starting now.
"Three"s?
Yes.
But it's barely there.
So, you have to say "oh-san" now.
"Oh-san" is...
It's difficult. It doesn't make sense.
So, Mr. Casga is not allowed to say "Mr. Casga"?
What?
That's true.
But he's an experienced golfer.
That's right.
If you say "Mr. Casga" in English, you'll get a penalty of paying 100 yen for yourself.
In addition, there's a penalty game waiting for you at the beginning of the game.
So, "Zenkasu Open" has been held!
"Zenkasu"?
"Zenkasu Open", attracting attention all over the world!
The first course is 11 meters in total.
Even beginners can aim for "Halloween War".
Let's start after the first one hits.
- Got it. - Got it.
- Right? - Yes.
Kasugamo is...
Isn't it better to remove "Kasugamo" a little?
- So we can't say it later. - Ah, "discard".
- Ah, "discard".
It's "discard" TV, isn't it?
That was dangerous. It was "hokuabu" just now.
- Hoku... - What's that?
- Hokuabu is... - Hokuabu...
"Hoku" is "abu" and "abunai" means "dangerous".
That's right.
Is "discard" prohibited now?
- Because it's only the first course. - Of course, of course, of course.
- We have to remove "discard" now. - Yes.
Yes.
And it's downhill, so it's hard to control power.
- So, shall we start? - Yes.
- From here. - From here.
- Okay, okay, okay. - From here. I'm nervous.
- There's a chance you can hit it in one shot. - Really?
- Can you do it in one shot? - Shall we start? - Yes.
- Oh, you did it! - Yes.
- Oh, you're good! - Isn't it good?
- You're good! You're good! - Isn't it good?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Huh? What's that? - Going into the bunker...
- Ah, but going out of the course... - Ah, but going out of the course...
- You have to add one shot and go back to the course. - Huh? One? Ah!
- Plus... what we just did.
- He's speaking English like crazy. - Yes. - He's right!
- Ah! Wait a minute! - Yes!
- Satomichi-san is going out of the course. - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - No, seriously?
- But like... like... four... four hundred yen! - Four hundred yen?!
- You're kidding me, right?! - Four hundred yen!
- One, two, three, four... - One, two, three, four...
- Satomichi-san... - One, two, three, four...
- Four hundred yen for killing two birds with one stone! - Four hundred yen for killing two birds with one stone!
- Please do your best! - Please do your best!
- Like... more... more encouraging voice... - I'm rooting for you!
- Oh, you're saying one word at a time! You're not an A.I., you know?! - I'm rooting for you!
- Stop it! - I'm rooting for you!
- Ah! A.I.! - Ah! A.I.!
- Your cheek is gone! - Nice! Nice!
- Your cheek is gone! - Your cheek is gone!
- It's almost gone! - It's almost gone!
- Shouldn't you have shot it earlier? - That's right!
- All right, let's go! - Are you all right?
- You're not bad yourself!
- All right, let's go! - All right!
- Don't be bad! Don't be bad!
- Stop! Stop! - Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
- All right! All right! - All right! All right!
- It's quite... - It's quite a slope. - difficult.
If you try to hit the slope in front of the cup hard, you will go out of the course.
So, it's important to control your strength.
Today is Matsuda-san's first time to play golf.
He is the first to get attention.
- Here we go! - Let's go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's not bad. - Isn't it here?
- Go for it!
- Isn't it not bad? - What?
- Oh! - Go in!
- Oh! It's going! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh! It's going back! - It's going back so much!
- Is it going back like that?
- Should we go again? - Yeah.
- Should we go again? - Isn't it the best?
- All right! - Wow! Good job!
It's big. Matsuda-kun's shot is the best so far.
- All right! - It's me, so...
- Plus... - Oh!
- All right! - All right!
With one penalty, Kasuga producer gets third penalty.
Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's not good! - Oh!
- Oh!
- With this... - Satomichi-san also missed third penalty.
Matsuda-san gets a chance!
I'm climbing quite high.
Should I swing it harder than before?
Yes, yes. Like a normal golf...
Oh!
On a normal golf course...
It's like a sand bar.
- I see! - I see!
Here I go!
You can do it!
It's weak
But it's not bad
This is the second time
Yes, it's the second time
I want to put it in
It's here
That's against the rules
Is there such a rule?
I see
It's a gentleman's sport
Kasuga producer wants to put it in here
Can he do it?
Yes!
You're good!
That was good!
It went in
How do you say it?
Yes!
It's "yes"
If I put it in, it's four for me, right?
That's right
Yes!
If I can do it next, it's three for me, right?
Wouldn't it be number one?
That's right
It's Matsuda-san's first time playing golf
If he can do it, he'll get first place!
She doesn't say it at all
She doesn't say it
She wants to put it in
Let's go
Isn't there a group live next time?
What is it?
This rule?
She noticed it!
She doesn't know it
She doesn't say it at all
She doesn't know it
Let's go
Was I too strong?
What's going on? The ball is missing the cup and it's at a delicate distance.
It's too much.
If he misses it, it's a one-off reunion. Will it work?
Here we go!
Oh, no!
Are you all right? You have to stop.
No way!
As a result, Mr. Matsuda finished in 5th place.
If they don't finish at least one less than each other in the next course, the penalty game is also confirmed.
Let's go to the next place.
Let's go.
I'm so sad.
You're barely in the middle of it.
Barely?
Barely.
You're barely in the middle of it.
Even in the middle of the game...
Oh, you did it!
You're barely in the middle of it.
The final course is 24 meters in total.
Even for beginners like Mr. Matsuda, who has many ups and downs, you can aim for a reversal.
Have you been training lately?
Of course.
Muscle training.
What kind of equipment do you use?
A heavy one with a stick.
You can lay it down and lift it up and down.
You can pull it up from the bottom.
I see.
Hey!
Synthes...
I mean...
I'm interested in syntheses.
- That sounded weird. - It was weird.
I just take a breath.
After syntheses, I take a breath with "s".
Syntheses...
I'm interested in syntheses.
That was a chance for you.
Oh!
- Yeah! - Good, good, good!
That's good.
That's good for now.
Oh!
- That's... - But...
It looks good.
- Is it too far? - Is it too far?
What's going on back there?
- It's too far. Good, good, good! - It's close!
Let's go!
Kasuga and Satomichi
put the ball against the wall
and avoid obstacles.
- Oh! - Well, well!
But it's close to the old men.
Do we put it against
the wall?
- That's... - Can you answer?
Hey, say something!
- Senior! - It's not fair!
It's not a rule that you can't ignore it.
That's why I'm trying to ignore it.
- He's lying! - What's up with him?
Let's put it against the wall.
Yeah, but Kasuga and I
put it against the wall.
- Okay, let's do it. - Let's do it!
- Oh, oh, oh! - Oh, but...
- But it's downhill. - Isn't it good?
- Oh, go! - It's a right lane.
- Oh, it's not. - Oh!
- It's a different lane. - Oh, it's fun!
- Oh, it's to the left. - Oh, but...
it's not bad, is it?
The first pitch is over.
The one with the longest distance is
Mr. Katsuda.
Okay!
Oh!
- Interesting! Interesting! - Oh, oh, oh!
Interesting!
- Oh! - Oh!
And Kasuga's second try didn't go in either!
Satomitsu's...
Nia Pin!
Matsuda's next goal!
- Okay. - I want to do it.
Go for it.
I see. It's difficult!
Matsuda's cup is too far away!
If she misses it, there's no way out!
Here I go.
- Oh! - Not bad!
- That's amazing! - You did it!
- That's a good start! - Good start!
- That's a good start! - You did it!
- That's a good start! - That was really good!
- That was amazing! - That was really good.
- You keep repeating "go for it, go for it" - That's the pattern, right?
and it ends.
Ah, okay.
I shouldn't put it in...
I can't line it up...
- Or... - I don't know...
- If you put it in like this... - Remove it! Remove it!
- Take it easy and...
Remove it! Remove it!
- Even if you don't put it in yet... - That's against the rules.
I'm going to feed a lot of food to the car!
Okay, let's go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's a good start! - What's happening here?
- What's going on with this guy? - It doesn't go in...
Sato Mitsu-san also sinks into the cup!
Zenkatsu open! Call out!
The rule of death
Let's see the ending!
It came out! Kasugago and English both!
Kasugago and English both!
It's the ending, right?
In the sense of "the end"?
Me and Sato Mitsu together...
Yes, yes.
And Dotsuzako-kun...
Will meet again!
This can't be helped!
We'll meet again, Matsuda-san!
And the number of times we said the forbidden word is...
The producer said...
800 yen!
He said that?!
He said it almost every time, including in English!
And Matsuda-kun said...
400 yen!
He didn't say it at all!
He only said it four times!
He did his best!
And Sato Mitsu said...
1500 yen!
What?!
He knew the rules!
Don't look at me like that!
And now, Matsuda-san's punishment game is...
"Knowing the famous location of Kasuga"!
Do you want it here?
Anywhere?
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
I'm scared of this guy.
He might be really scary.
Can you do it one time?
Do you want me to do it?
I'm scared!
Wow, it was shaking a lot!
I don't like it!
I don't want you to think this is a warm-up show!
That's right.
It's like a pitching machine.
I'm scared!
The wind pressure is strong!
It's strong, isn't it?
The wind is coming!
That's how it is!
I do it when I have to do it!
Okay, go!
I'm scared!
Here I go!
Put strength in your stomach!
Here I go!
It's tight!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You're weak! Don't pass me!
I just did "pi" and you said "you're weak"!
Was it a mistake?
You're the worst! You're the worst! It's over! It's over!
If you do like this, I can't feel the distance!
Hey! I did "sanza" a lot! Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Don't pass me!
I'm done! I'm done!
Are you sure?
No!
They spent 3,000 yen and paid back 2,700 yen.
Their budget is still enough.
Next episode, they go to the power spot of Ashinoko.
But...
You can do it! Look!
It's impossible!
You can do it!
It's impossible!
No way! It's a trouble!
It's a super hard kick!
It's cold!