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Good evening, this is the show.
From Italy and Rome to the westernmost part of Eurasia,
Portugal is aiming for Locamisaki.
Europe, 20 countries, complete domination.
Tonight is the 4th night.
Let's go, it's the 2nd night.
We have conquered San Marino and are heading for Bologna.
However, Mr. Oizumi, who is in Cobbzassagi, has nothing to do and is tired.
And tonight, I will finally hold the steering wheel.
Europe, 20 countries, complete domination.
Please enjoy Mr. Oizumi's gorgeous driving.
Cobbassagi, give me a bigger one next!
That's it!
I can't win against that impact in any way.
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What's up?
We have now arrived in the city of Bologna.
First of all, we don't know the exit of the highway.
We have driven around the city of Bologna and are now returning.
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And now it is 9 o'clock and it is almost 8 o'clock.
This is bad.
I'm sorry for you, but we have to check the first replacement tomorrow.
No, no, no, no.
Honestly, I'm in this state because I left it to you two.
This is the truth.
Try it.
Tomorrow, you were driving, I was looking at the map, and Mr. and I were driving.
You can't go out to steal.
I'm sorry for you.
I think you can go out.
You're planning it.
You can go out.
We can't go out of here.
We have to open our own ways.
It's flowing.
I'm sorry, Mr. Kobuzawa.
Are you okay now?
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's already 6 o'clock.
We'll go out at the next 7 o'clock exit.
No, no, no.
I looked down at first.
Please be quiet from now on.
I'm worried about you.
It's weird for you to say "quietly."
I'm bored.
It's almost 6 o'clock.
What?
It's almost 6 o'clock.
Let's go home.
Okay.
I'm already itchy.
It's not itchy.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- It's August 25th, day 3 of our trip. - Yes.
- If you look at it now, Borogna is like a station. - That's right.
It's like a hotel in front of a station.
If you look at the T-shirts of Kita, Kan, Juchi, Tojun so far...
- The part that says Vatican is Rome, right? - That's right.
- From Rome to Florence. - It's around here.
- Then we went to San Marino yesterday. - And Borogna.
Borogna is around here.
- Today... - Yes.
- We went to Kisa. - Kisa is around here, right?
- Yes. - That's right.
- And in the end we went to Florence. - Yes.
- We went to Ixane and Florence. - Yes.
- It's around here. - Yes, it's around here.
- Can you prepare a clip for me? - Yes.
I don't want you to explain my T-shirt, which has nothing to do with it.
- Yesterday, the people behind me said that I've lost a lot of weight. - Yes, you've lost a lot of weight.
- They said "change, change". - Yes.
- Today, I'd like to give you some advice. - Can I?
- Yes, you can. - No, you can't.
- You won't give me another chance. - But...
- First of all, I don't know if I can leave Borogna. - Yes, you can.
- Anyway, it's 9 o'clock now. - I'd like you to drive us to the airport.
- Let's arrive in Kisa in the morning. - No, we won't.
- Let's get in the car and go to Borogna. - Yes, let's get in the car and go to Borogna.
- Please get in the car and go to Borogna. - Yes, let's go.
Mr. Kobzasegi, Mr. Oijimi, and Ms. Urshino, who is not seen on any other map, are not here.
- Shall I say it? - Yes.
- I went to Fujimango and Spain together. - Yes, you did.
- I went from Madrid to Pamplona. - Yes, you did.
- If you give me more time to study, I will do it. - I will do it.
- I finished studying. - Shall we go?
- Can we go now? - I don't know.
- Can you find the highway sign and go there? - OK, OK.
- What should we do? - What?
- What should we do? - We should find the highway and...
- Highway? - Yes.
- Can you keep your mouth shut? - OK, OK.
- Which highway should we go first? - Florence.
- We should go to Florence, right? - Yes, like I said earlier.
- OK, OK, OK. - Florence...
- Don't say such scary things. - OK, OK, OK.
- Like I said earlier. - Be nice to me.
- Are you OK? - Yes, I am OK.
- 9 o'clock and 35 minutes. - Yes, yes.
- OK? - Yes.
- OK, let's go. - OK.
Ouch!
- We just did a test drive, right? - Yes, we did.
- We did a test drive, right? - Yes.
- We are going up and down. - Yes, we are going up and down.
- We are leaving the parking lot of the hotel. - Yes, we are leaving.
- We are leaving, right? - Yes, we are leaving.
- We are not leaving. - The way you are pointing at the sun...
- It's like you are reading a star. - Did you just say that?
- Yes, I did.
- I don't know what you are talking about. - My hand is turning like this.
- Is it OK for me to turn like this? - Don't say unnecessary things and just go.
- I am going. - OK, OK. Please go.
Wow, this is...
I am not used to this gear.
We can only go left from there, right?
- Do you want to go to Fukui? - Yes. - Please don't forget that area.
- Please don't forget that area.
- You don't have a racing car, do you? - Please calm down.
- It's difficult to get out of here. - Don't worry.
- Don't get confused. The sound of you holding the camera is perfect. - No, no, no.
- I can't get used to the gear. I was about to change the gear on the door side.
- What is this? - Turn right.
- I can't get used to it at all. - If you turn right, you'll go to the left.
- If you turn left, you'll go in that direction. - What is it?
- We're nervous, too. - We're nervous, too.
- It's easier for us to relax if we're in front of you. - It's easier for us to relax.
- All of us are nervous. - All of us are nervous.
- Apparently, the woman who asked you "Why?" is challenging you now.
- The woman who asked you "Why?" is challenging you now. - She is trying to win you by catching you.
- I'm worried that I can't reach the goal.
- Right, right, right. - Isn't it here?
- If it wasn't for this sign, it would have been a threat. - See, it's not a map anymore. It's a sign.
It's perfect, isn't it?
Actually, I can't help it.
What are you talking about?
I can't help it.
You probably don't know where we are now, do you?
I'm sorry.
I'm worried about you, too.
Sometimes the camera comes in here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There was a signboard.
Was there a signboard?
What should we do if we lose the signboard?
I'll make a U-turn.
U-turn?!
How do you do a U-turn?
You can do it because it's wide.
I'll do a U-turn.
It's written "left" in "out" and "straight".
In the middle of the road!
Hurry up!
I'm going to do a U-turn!
You shouldn't say that.
You were in the middle of the road and you made a U-turn.
It's your fault, isn't it?
"Left" is written "out".
If you come out of the window, you will be caught.
There is a person who comes out of the window.
If you try to make a U-turn, you will be caught.
It's dangerous to make a U-turn one by one.
I made a U-turn.
Mr. Tsuchiya has been laughing behind me for a while now.
Mr. Tsuchiya is also always paying attention to me.
Mr. Tsuchiya, this is a downhill road, so please be careful.
Please be careful.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Here we go.
Yes.
It was a pretty intense downhill drive now.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mr. Oiji, this is Italy, which you admired.
Yes.
I'm driving in Italy now.
How is it?
I missed you! I missed you!
You don't know me?
I know you!
You don't know me?
If you say it like that, I'll make fun of you!
I'm talking to you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You should have said it when the car stopped!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I talked to you because the car stopped!
I was nervous when the car stopped.
I see!
Here we go...
It's blue.
What are you doing?
I'm going to start.
I'm sorry.
I did a bad thing.
I did a bad thing for you.
The gear is hard, isn't it?
It's hard.
My legs are bleeding.
It was amazing.
My legs were swollen.
And I'm angry.
Your father was staring at you.
My father was staring at me.
You should turn right.
If you do that, the car will overtake you.
You should turn right as much as you can.
I'm angry.
You haven't entered the highway yet, have you?
That's right.
Isn't it too far to the right?
Is it too far?
If you do that, you will be overtaking.
You will be pressuring the car behind you.
There is a car in front of you.
Which car is it?
It's a Firenze car.
Turn left.
It was dangerous.
It was a sharp turn.
Turn right.
My legs are bleeding.
You can get a card here.
I can't reach it at all.
Mr. Goal.
You went to get Mr. Goal.
Nicely covered.
Now, Diviens has already covered it.
Are you okay, Mr. Uzumi?
I'm sorry.
Diviens is on the left.
Can't I go this way?
Can't I go to Minano?
Please enter the left lane.
I entered it.
This is good.
This is also good.
This is also good, Mr. Goal.
Yes, Mr. Goal.
The first half is over.
It's 10 o'clock.
I entered the highway through Bologna.
You did it in no time.
You did our trick.
You said you scored one point early in the game.
You must have said that.
Diviens has already scored one point.
You clearly scored one point.
Mr. Goal.
Yes?
Please say something interesting.
Is there something interesting?
You should have said something interesting.
There is something interesting.
Please say something behind you.
Please tell something funny.
Recently, there are some funny jokes.
These jokes are scary.
What?
He hit the wall.
These jokes should be updated.
Funny jokes?
There shouldn't be any funny jokes.
There's no wall.
I see.
Funny jokes.
It's been a while... It's been a while since I've done this.
You bit him!
He's nervous and he's biting him!
He's been doing this for an hour now!
I don't know what's going on.
There's no time to stop him.
Alright, if there's some sort of accident or something like that, we'll do it again.
Let's say goodbye for now.
See you later.
I turned around.
Did you turn around?
Oizumi-san said, "It's tough with so many people."
If you want some lines like that, I'll tell you.
I have a lot of lines that came out of stopping.
Do you want me to turn around and take it back?
You were very angry.
I'm nervous when the camera is turning.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never been so nervous.
On normal TV, you say, "I'm in 6th gear now."
You're in 2nd gear now.
Oizumi-san, I'm sorry.
You said you were in 2nd gear.
I was so nervous.
I was so happy.
I'm nervous now.
Oizumi-san, I'm sorry.
If you say you'll stop the camera, I'll stop it.
Don't turn around as soon as you stop it.
I'm sorry.
We're on the highway now.
We're almost there.
Can we see the city hall from somewhere?
I don't think you can see it.
Of course, it's up to you to find it first.
If you find it behind you, it's a big problem.
We're almost there.
There it is!
Did you see it?
I'm surprised and speechless now.
There it is!
Did you see it?
I did it!
How do you hit a big ball like that?
You can see it, can't you?
There it is!
Can you see it on the camera?
No, I can't.
I can see it!
It's already bent.
Look at the bottom of it.
What is he doing?
He's like, "I'm always here for you."
Our talent is on the right.
He's like, "My camera is broken."
How do you like it?
Why are you pointing at the camera?
What are you doing?
You're here, too.
What are you doing?
You're here, too.
Everyone is holding it down.
It's not coming down.
I'm not doing it, but it's dangerous.
I'm doing it.
Then let's make a variation.
You hold it down and I'll hold it down like this.
Okay?
It's a little lower.
Lower?
That's enough!
What are you doing?
Our talent is on the right.
Stop it!
It's embarrassing.
We've changed our seats.
This is Mong's car, right?
Right?
He can't drive.
I'm drunk.
Don't worry about it. You can sleep.
When I was worried about whether I should drink wine or not in the afternoon, Ureshino said, "From this afternoon, we will win."
I said as if I had given up.
It's still a long way to go today.
You still have a long way to go, don't you?
It's about 530km now.
You're tough.
You're tough, Ureshino. I wanted to fight you a little longer.
We started at 2 o'clock yesterday.
It's 2 o'clock now.
It's the same as yesterday.
It's still a long way from yesterday.
After all, it's better to drink behind.
Well, it's early in the morning.
Mr. Oizumi, do you have fans?
What?
I saw your attitude just now.
I do.
Do you?
If I say like this in the morning, I think viewers will be happy.
It's annoying.
It's strange, isn't it?
You always say bad things.
But everyone is waiting for it.
Waiting for it?
Yes.
With this, you can get your daily energy.
I see, I see.
You are like a salaryman in New York.
You live in an oppressed society every day.
When you go back to your house and write an audition quietly,
you will find a man who is more oppressed than you.
No one listens to you, but you keep shouting.
Do you understand, Mr. Oizumi?
There are many such realities, aren't there?
Yes, there are.
But you don't say anything and everyone is waiting for you.
I see.
But I don't back down.
I say it.
You are a hero, aren't you?
Yes, I am a salaryman's hero.
But it doesn't change the world.
What I said doesn't make anything better.
But everyone wants to say something.
I see.
But they don't say it.
So when I say it, everyone says "Yay!"
Cheers!
Salarymen get excited.
But they don't say it.
They drink and say it's important.
I can understand it.
I'm a modern salaryman's savior.
You're a president.
You're a 100% hero.
A president is a hero.
Thank you for your hard work.
You don't look like it.
You're a hero.
I've thought about it.
You don't look like a salaryman's savior.
You don't look like a hero's savior.
You drink and say it's important.
You don't look at the map.
You drink and say it's important.
You don't look at the map.
You don't drink and say it's important.
You can't say it anyway.
Everyone depends on their position.
The people with emotional stares...
You look like a tequila from anywhere, don't you?
That mustache is really swollen.
From Amato, Mr. C.
When a song like "kabuto bushi" comes out, everyone in Amato comes.
Everyone, this is it! This is it!
Good! Eat bugs!
Good! Bugs!
I envy you!
Every time I eat, bugs come out of the lake and eat me.
I'm being told.
I'm eating.
Yes, I'm doing it.
How about you?
It's a message for everyone in Amato, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It would be nice if you could threaten me with various things.
Oh, yes! Tonight!
It would be nice if you knew.
There are a lot of Aix-en-Provence.
I felt hungry again nine years ago.
I don't have time to turn around.
Is it a little too flashy?
How was my driving?
I'm finally going to France next week.
I'm going to the city called Aix-en-Provence, where I went nine years ago.
20 countries in Europe are fully dominated.
Look forward to next week!
Look forward to it!
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It's a ship, isn't it?
It's a ship and it's the third person.