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Hello! It's "How about Wednesday?"
It's been a year since we last appeared in front of you.
The program has started and it's already been nine years.
I'm already 32 years old.
I'm still single and I like being at home.
I'm Chata Itsu of Oizumi.
Nice to meet you!
Do you remember last year?
We had a very tough journey in the jungle of Malaysia.
At the end of the journey, I said this.
I want to be a bullfighter next year.
I want to do a bullfighting festival in Spain.
I said something ridiculous.
And we received this year's location.
Now, let's take a look at it.
"How about Wednesday?" in 2005.
It is the latest work.
Wow!
Okay, blue tights.
This rough bull will attack you.
Dodge it quickly!
Wow!
That's soy milk!
Yay!
I'm Noby Noby and blue tights Chata Itsu for today.
Thank you very much!
Blue tights, what did you learn today?
Soy milk...
I don't know what soy milk is.
Learn it one by one.
Yes.
In the spring of 2004, Disho went on a new journey for the first time in about two years.
"Jungle Revenge".
He walked 11 kilometers in the jungle that spreads throughout Malaysia,
spent the night in a dilapidated hut,
and was afraid of today's emergence.
That disgusting spring.
The too harsh experience here gave Takayuki Suzuki, who had already passed forty,
and the directors considerable damage.
As a result of their defense, they decided to go into a hot spring and take it easy the next time,
and they came up with the idea of changing the direction of the program to a more open and snowy route.
However, it was only in their 30s that they came up with this idea.
It seems like a big spring that is in full bloom.
As a request for the next work, he made the following surprising statement at this time.
I want to do that one time.
Soy milk?
Like this...
Yes!
Yes, I want to do that. I want you to take a more manly video.
You want me to do a video of a cow rushing forward?
You know that cow race festival?
Yes, I know.
You know, they wear combat clothes and run.
I want you to do a manly video like that.
I want to pursue it.
There are a lot of women, Ojimi-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
I knew it.
My little cats won't be satisfied with it.
She participated in the cow racing festival in Spain and wants to become a bullfighter.
The director and the cast were struck by this passionate love for Oizumi-yo and changed their weak attitude and immediately took action.
Broadcasted on July 7, 2004.
Let's watch the final VTR of "Jungle Revenge".
I hope you'll see me running away from cows in "Jungle Revenge" next year.
That's what it says in the script.
I think it would be a shame if you did that.
Are you really going to see it next year?
"Jungle Revenge" is being broadcasted in Hokkaido on July 7th.
It's being held in Spain right now.
Are you really going to see it next year?
No, I won't.
You won't?
It's dangerous.
I'm in trouble even if you say that.
The two directors are going to Spain right now to see if "Jungle Revenge" is really dangerous.
It's being broadcasted on July 7th.
Are you going to see it on July 7th?
Yes, "Jungle Revenge" is being broadcasted for next year.
That's harsh!
At this time, the directors were actually inspecting the famous cow racing festival that takes place every year in Spain.
In Pamplona, northern Spain, the cow racing festival is especially famous for men dressed in white and red costumes who gather from all over the world in July.
They race the wild cows that are released into the city to the racecourse with their lives at stake.
However, at this time, the directors who inspected the scene found out that there was an even more dangerous activity.
It's a fierce activity of holding down a cow chased into the racecourse with its arms.
It's called "amateur racecourse".
Let's take a look at the video of the racecourse here.
Please, Mr. Oizumi.
The men who were pushed up by the cows easily turn around.
For Mr. Oizumi, who wanted to be a bullfighter and show off his roughness to the kittens,
this is a stage he never wished for.
One year after that...
And this year, the bullfighting festival season has finally arrived.
It's been a while, everyone.
How about Wednesday?
It's been a while for all of you to get together.
I'm going back to Korea for this day.
Come back in early July.
Come back no matter what.
How about you, Mr. Oshimi?
I'm in the middle of it.
July is relaxed, isn't it?
It's open, isn't it?
I'm doing it for this day.
I don't know how to say it.
It's my style.
I don't know how to say it.
I'm doing it for this day.
Is it the jungle revenge you did last time?
It's been a year and three months.
Has it been that long?
It was your birthday.
It was my birthday.
I announced my plan in the car.
Mr. Oshimi said it.
It's easy to announce your plan.
In a car like this.
So, this time...
Well, it's handmade.
I'm sorry about the sign.
It's a waste of time.
But...
It's cool.
It's amazing.
I don't know.
I wanted it to be a little easier.
I want to announce my plan.
So, I'm sorry about the sign.
I don't know.
But I'm doing it for this day.
We have to do it as soon as possible.
We've been talking about it for a week.
That's right.
This time, we have a guest.
What?
We have a guest.
It's been a while since I cut my sword.
It's been a while since you cut your sword.
Let me introduce you.
The mascot of Hokkaido TV.
He is my brother.
It's been three years.
You haven't changed at all.
He's gone.
What are you doing?
Let me introduce you.
Please use this board.
What is this?
I don't know.
If you remove it in the morning, you can remove all the black parts.
Is this a failure?
That's right.
Are you ready?
Let me introduce you one by one.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Here it comes!
At this rate...
This is...
First of all, let's fight for the title.
YAMAZA OIZUMIYO!
MASUHA OIZUMIYO!
His name came up.
Oizumiyo is going to fight.
He's decided to participate.
YAMAZA!
He's decided to participate.
Well...
YAMAZA OIZUMIYO!
Will he fight here?
He's going to fight.
Mr. Oizumi!
It's a competition.
Of course.
Here it comes!
Wow!
It's a competition.
What is it?
What?
Are you going to fight there?
There?
Are you going to fight there?
That's a long way!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
Mr. Oizumi, please...
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
You don't have to say it.
You know it.
I know it.
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
Wait a second!
Only two cards?
Only two?
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
Hiragana?!
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
I see!
I'll go from behind.
Hiragana?!
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
I knew it!
This cow is amazing!
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
I see!
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
I knew it!
I don't know...
O-i-san...
I know it's ridiculous.
I'm sorry to announce it.
I know it's ridiculous.
But, we'll do it one by one.
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
Wow!
Is it a cow?
It's coming!
It's a cow...
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?!
We're in trouble, too!
Let's talk about it.
What's going on?
O-i-ma-tsu-ri!
I'll open this one, too!
You'll open that one, too?!
Here you are!
Thank you very much!
This time, we'll do...
We'll do...
Isn't it a cow?
- Is it Japan? - Yes, it is.
- Iriomote Island. - Iriomote Island.
- It's in Okinawa, right? - It's in Okinawa.
- It's my first time here, Mr. How about it? - How about it?
- I've never been to Okinawa. - No.
- This time, we're going to take it easy... - Yes.
- ...on Iriomote Island... - Yes.
- ...to collect insects. - Yes.
Are they bugs?
Hello, again...
You're the one who left yesterday.
- Is that so? - Yes.
No, no, no.
But, you know...
- It's a festival of insects. - I see.
You've gotten older.
- You're an insect, aren't you? - Well, you know...
You've really gotten older, haven't you?
- In an instant. - Well, you know...
You've gotten excited again.
- You should have gotten older. - Is that so?
- You're an insect, aren't you? - Am I an insect?
We went there last year, didn't we?
- Yes, we did. - Last year...
- I went there for the first time. - Let's do it downstairs.
I saw you!
You may have seen it, but I saw it downstairs.
It's for catching a talent, isn't it?
- It's downstairs, isn't it? - I saw it.
Stop it!
I'm sorry for preparing your passport.
My passport was in a hurry.
Maybe it's expired.
But you're not in the mood to ride this time.
I'm in a hurry again.
- You're not in the mood? - I'm relaxed.
Why is he there for a talent?
Isn't it cheap for a talent?
- Anyway, it's a talent festival. - That's right.
- It's a battle. - That's right.
- It's a fierce battle. - It's a fierce battle.
- A fierce battle will be won in the end. - That's right.
At the end of the battle, you'll say, "I'm a talent king."
Stop it!
If you catch a talent, you can sell it for 100,000 yen.
- 100,000 yen? - No, no, no.
- Anyway, I saw it. - Yes.
I'm going to go now.
I won't arrive in Iriomote today.
- It's very far away. - It's far away.
- I'll go to Okinawa, Ishigaki Island... - I'll go to Ishigaki Island...
- I'll take a boat to Iriomote. - I'll arrive in Iriomote tomorrow morning.
You're relaxed.
I can hear the viewers' voices.
I'm disappointed in you.
So, Mr. Tokita, we've just arrived in Ishigaki Island.
That's right.
It's about an hour's flight from Okinawa's main island.
This time, we're going to do the Insect Chasing Festival.
It's been a year and three months since we did it last time.
I'm so excited!
I'm excited all the time!
That's right.
We were in Hokkaido this morning.
It was 6 o'clock in the morning.
6 o'clock in the morning and 6 o'clock in the morning.
And what time is it now?
It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
Can humans change like this?
That's right.
It's been a year and a half.
What's wrong with your eyes?
Your face is big.
My face is big?
What is this room?
I don't want to say it.
This room is 3,000 yen per night.
Can we three stay in this room?
I haven't been in a room with three people in my office recently.
And one of them is the president.
I haven't been in a room with the president and the three of us.
I wanted you to stay in a room with a high ceiling.
We haven't started planning yet.
I don't like it.
We still have three people in this room.
We're all in the same room.
This room isn't that big.
I thought you'd like it.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
I thought you'd like it.
The project hasn't started yet.
The viewers just saw the announcement of the project.
Why are you like that?
This room isn't that big.
What?
This room isn't that big.
What do you mean?
Don't hold the camera.
What are you talking about?
I thought you'd like it.
That's what I'm saying.
What are you looking at?
Wow!
It's a good hat, isn't it?
What's wrong with it?
Is the sunlight too strong?
Of course.
Do you like it?
I'm happy.
That's what makes me happy.
I don't have a hat like this.
Look at me.
I have a long forehead.
Hey!
Do you have underwear?
How long will you wear underwear?
You should buy short sleeves.
That's what happens when you live in the south island.
That's right.
What did you say in the morning?
That kind of thing is loose! It's not a game! Everyone, take the picture you want!
You bastards! I'll drown you!
I want a picture like that and I want to hear my soul scream!
I see, I see, I see.
It's pretty loose, isn't it?
What do you think now?
Except for this project, it's impossible, right?
Isn't that right?
Except for this!
You were going to go to Spain until this morning, weren't you?
Are you kidding me?
Why do I have to go to Spain?
Why do I have to get drunk by cows?
I'm a cow king!
Hey!
Can you stop filming for a second?
What's wrong with you?
I want to take a picture.
Do you want me to post it?
It's okay.
Let's do our best from tomorrow.
Do you want me to cheer you up?
It's okay, it's okay.
Can you give me a ball?
Then I'll give you a ball, too.
Hey, ball!
Your ball has been covering my face all the time.
It's true, isn't it?
I failed.
The ball is this big.
Now, from tomorrow to Iriomote Island, we will chase insects.
Who will catch the most insects?
Please look forward to it!
Hey!
Yes!
Hi, I'm Oizumi Chataetsu.
This time, I'm going to catch insects in Iriomote Island, Okinawa Prefecture.
It's not "ushioi" but "mushioi".
It's a joke, ma'am.
But I wonder if "mushioi" will be fun or not.
It's a mysterious place.
Oh, Aotaitsu, you're catching insects.
Hey, Kitaitsu, you're catching chickens.
Help me! Help me!
Hey, you're catching monitors.
Alright, alright, alright!
Gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh!
Shortbread, ah, it's "nga". Maybe I lost.
You're catching kiwis.
Yeah!
What's up with you?! Think of your first points!
Wait, wait, wait! There he is!
Watch out, you'll lose your finger!
Perfect!
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He's over there!
There you are!
What? What?
What's wrong with you?!
Three in the morning...
You're out of your mind!