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Good evening, everyone!
How's Wednesday been for you?
Hello! It's been a while!
The other way around!
Can we have a little chat?
Sure!
Who are you?
I'm an alien from far away in space!
I'd like to ask you something.
It's been a while since you were on set.
Yes!
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I heard you were deceived all of a sudden.
Is it true that you kept deceiving people for three days?
Yes!
You must have been very shocked.
Did you apologize to him?
No!
This is the first episode of "Kong-ya," where you are deceived!
Please watch it!
Did you apologize to him?
Idiot!
Did you apologize to him?
Kong-ya
It's been a while!
Just now!
I just left my HTV in Sapporo Hiragichi.
We're still in Fukuzumi, Hitsuji-kuwaoka-dori.
It's been a while!
How about you, Tsuiyo?
No, no, no...
It's been one year and nine months since "Lasollen."
You're right!
Well, we're out on a trip again.
I think so. Well, we're out on a trip again.
We're out on a trip again.
We're already on it.
You know where we're going, right?
I know, I know.
We haven't said where we're going yet!
We're going to the airport for now.
Oh, of course!
So, you don't know what we're doing this time, do you?
Of course we don't know.
Of course we don't know where we're going.
How was your trip home?
Well, it's been a year and a few months since we went on a trip home.
Nine months. Well, it's been a year and a few months since we went on a trip home.
Man, you guys are so slow!
I don't think you guys have done a trip abroad where you don't know where you're going.
I don't know how you prepared for it.
I just said "probably abroad" but...
You didn't know from there, did you?
I didn't know.
Well, if you look at our schedule, we're off until the 9th.
This time it's the 11th.
It's the 11th. This time it's the 11th.
It's longer, isn't it?
It is. It's longer, isn't it?
It's longer. It's longer, isn't it?
It's longer on Wednesdays than on Wednesdays.
It's longer. It's longer than on Wednesdays than on Wednesdays.
But if that's the case, it's probably abroad.
What do you think about that?
Well...
I think you're right about that.
That's right! I think you're right about that.
We're going abroad from now on!
Well, when it comes to going abroad, there are still places we don't know where we're going.
Yeah, it's a wide area.
We'll talk about where we're going and what we'll do.
You decided it in one go?
I decided it in one go.
You decided it in one go?
I decided it in one go.
The whole country is paying attention right now.
But we have to go back to where we started.
That's what we were talking about.
Where we started...
Wait, is this already starting? Where we started...
I think the starting point of a journey is...
...where you want to go.
I think we should go where we want to go.
Do you remember when we were in Vietnam?
Where you wanted to go.
Yeah, you remember that project announcement, right?
It brings back memories.
I said it.
What did you say?
It brings back memories.
As I always say, Acapulco is a hot night in the Caribbean.
Let's spend a hot night in the Caribbean together.
What you've left behind is a resort and a hot night in the Caribbean.
You said you wanted to spend a hot night in the Caribbean, didn't you?
Acapulco is not like that.
What is this?
What is that little thing?
It's bigger than that.
This time, we will go where you want to go.
I have two things I want to see this time.
I'm not satisfied with one.
Let's start with the bigger one.
Are you going to say what you want to say?
Don't say what you want to say.
If you say what you want to say, you'll know where you want to go.
I want to show you where you want to go.
It's a world heritage site.
What is a world heritage site?
Angkor Wat.
Angkor Wat?
This time we're going to see Angkor Wat.
Angkor Wat?
Yes.
That's right.
It's Cambodia.
Or is there another thing you like?
Angkor Wat.
There are a lot of Angkor Wats.
There's one more thing you like.
What do you like?
Butter.
Soccer.
Hey!
Tomorrow, March 31st, world cup qualifier.
Japan representative.
Where are you going now?
Singapore.
Singapore?!
Tomorrow, we'll watch a football match in Singapore!
After that, we'll go to Angkor Wat!
Uncle, of course you'll have a hard time reacting!
Like, "Maybe we're going to Africa?"
I thought it was something big, so I said, "Ah, this is the North Pyramid."
No, it's not.
This time, we're going to go see something we've always wanted to see!
Maybe that's what traveling is all about!
So, next time we'll go where you want to go!
But this time, listen to Uncle's selfishness!
Uncle's selfishness...
O-okay, fine!
Okay?!
You're so sweet! Are you okay?!
You don't have to stick out your elbow like that!
Anyway, let me give you a brief introduction of where we're going!
First of all, we're going to Singapore!
Oh, really?
We'll spend the night here, and tomorrow, we'll go to the first round of the World Cup Japan Representative Team Singapore!
We'll watch the match!
But even if we watch it, they're playing FIFA!
We can't watch it!
Yeah, we can't watch the match!
We'll just watch it!
And I hope you're happy about it!
So, the next day, we'll finally depart for Angkor Wat!
This time, you know, everyone's been busy filming movies and acting as artists for the past year and a half!
We've been busy!
Let's travel slowly!
Airplanes are no good!
Yeah...
Let's go by train!
Yeah, let's go slowly!
It's a good train!
There's an international train departing from Singapore!
First of all, we're going from Singapore to Malaysia!
I've been there before!
I have double experience!
We'll enter Malaysia and first of all, we'll go to Kuala Lumpur!
Kuala Lumpur
We'll spend another night here!
This will take about 7 or 8 hours!
And the day after Kuala Lumpur, we'll take another train and go to Batawas, which is near the border with Thailand!
And after that, we'll go all the way to Bangkok!
And in the end, we'll go to Angkor Wat, a world heritage site!
What's so attractive about Angkor Wat, mister?
I think people who've seen it will feel like their life has changed.
Let's change that, mister! Let's change it!
I'd like you to change your way of thinking.
I'm sorry, but I can't stay an idiot forever.
Let's change our way of thinking.
Let's change it.
But now that I think about it, if I didn't like money, I'd be in trouble.
And with that, we've arrived at Chitose Airport.
Okay, let's take it slow and have fun!
Let's have fun!
Let's go!
Let's have fun!
Let's have fun, mister!
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So, organize yourself.
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[This fight is really fun.]
[Yeah, we wanted to show you fun and silly fights between roles like Kai and himself.]
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Lunch buffet
Breakfast buffet
Delicious!
Raffles hotel
Raffles hotel buffet
Delicious!
Another one!
It's a lobster!
It's big, isn't it?
We'll eat again in about four hours.
I have nothing to do, so I'm going to eat.
After dinner...
Singapore Sling
Very nice!
After dinner...
Dessert!
Tiramisu
Sweet!
The second one!
I'm going to eat this sherbet.
This is sour!
It's sour!
I'm ugly!
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[ the second mission]
Good morning!
Thank you all for helping us yesterday.
Of course!
Our first dream came true!
It really is!
Everything you're supporting is really getting big this year.
It's hot! Everything you're supporting is really getting big this year.
At the beginning you all need be worried, saying "Ah, this job is service-ready"
But people started shouting "WHATEVER, I'LL DO IT!"
WHATEVER, I'LL DO IT!
SHOOT!
I thought I was going to be killed by the Japanese representative, but I was cool while lying down.
Today is April 1st, 7:20 in the morning.
Today, for the time being, I will enter Malaysia by train.
And I will go to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I got it today.
I'm sorry, I forgot mine, too.
I'm going to Singapore.
April 1st, I'm going to Angkor Wat!
I bought something for you.
Oh, thank you.
I finally got to eat it.
What is it?
Well, it's noodles.
I won't let you eat it at all.
You drank all of the soup.
It got soggy.
It smells like curry.
It looks delicious.
It looked even better when you ate it earlier.
You didn't drink any of the soup, did you?
It's delicious.
It's really good.
Let me try some.
Give some to the mixer.
Is it good?
It's good.
Give some to the mixer.
Did you buy it, you idiot?
I bought it.
You don't even have a mouth.
Are you happy to eat it?
It's good.
Turn your mustache.
It's good.
I'm very happy.
Let me show you how good it is.
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It's been a year and nine days since we went on a trip.
It's been three days.
It's been three days since we went on a trip.
This is what a trip is like.
We eat and sleep until we die.
This is what it is like.
That's right.
I think it's such a hot country.
It can't be helped.
This is the flow of years, months, and months.
I think you've noticed it, too.
This hotel.
We've been to this hotel before.
That's right.
What is it?
Coincidence.
Let me explain it to you here.
Spring 1998.
In order to capture precious images of wild animals, we set foot in the jungle that spreads over the blue water of Malaysia.
We headed for Taman Nugara National Park.
The experience there is so painful and tough that everyone who goes with us will never want to go there again.
As you can see, this hotel was exactly where we left off on our trip.
And of course, this is not a coincidence.
We chose this hotel on purpose.
Now, let's continue watching the video.
When I first came here, I was asked if I could cross the river where crocodiles live for two hours.
You can cross the river where crocodiles live for three hours, can't you?
That's what Mr. Oizumi thinks now.
That's what I think now.
When I first came to Malaysia, I was wearing a fleece.
You were wearing a fleece.
Yes, I was.
Mr. Oizumi is still wearing a fleece.
That's because it was seven years ago.
That's right.
I've done so much painful things.
That's why I'm like this now.
I wasn't like this from the beginning.
Now I remember the jungle of Yan Nargetama.
Everyone said they didn't want to go there anymore.
The days like nightmares spent in Malaysia's jungle.
Especially, we can't forget the night we spent observing animals built deep in the woods.
We put sheets on a thin dirty mat and kept waiting for animals to appear naked.
Then, in the morning, when the darkness of darkness covered the jungle, it suddenly appeared in front of us.
It's looking this way!
It's true!
It's huge!
What is it?
It's coming!
It's looking this way!
Don't come!
It's big!
Hey, it's a tiger!
It's a tiger!
What!?
- It's coming this way. - It's coming!?
- Look, look. - It's looking this way.
- What should we do? - Ah, I got it!
- Its eyeball is shining! - It's shining!
- What's that!? Is it really a tiger!? - It's a tiger!
- It's a tiger! I didn't know such a big cat existed! - Yeah.
Shouldn't we make fire or something?
- Does anyone have a lighter? - I do, I do, I do.
- In the case of manga, it's fire. - Fire, fire, fire, fire.
- But for a tiger, it's not an island. - Yeah.
- It might be an island, but... - Hey, calm down, calm down.
- Isn't it a deer!? - It's a deer.
- Is it really a tiger!? - I saw how it walks and its torso.
- Yeah, me too. - Yeah, me too.
- Hey, isn't it a deer? - Ah, it's a deer!
- Look at its ears. They're like horns. Either ears or horns. They're long.
- Ah, it's a deer. - Ah, it's a deer!
- I just caught it, and it's already... - It's a deer, right?
- It's a deer, right!? - It was a deer!
- There it is. - There it is.
- There's no room for it, so it's definitely a deer.
- What should we do about it!? - We should just stay calm.
- We can't see it because we're not calm. - No, no, no.
- I think only I should know that it's a tiger. - A tiger.
- Did you see its torso!? - Huh!?
- We saw its torso. - No, you said it was a deer.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You said it was a tiger.
- I was looking at the tiger with my eyes closed and I was scared.
- You were scared, weren't you? - Yeah, yeah.
- You can't say it like that! - No, no, no.
- That's a deer! - No, no, no.
- In a way, that's already a collection.
- We have to leave it as a thing of the past.
- The word "collection" is a little... - No, no, no.
- Let's just ignore past stories. - Yeah, yeah.
- But, mister... - No, no, no.
- That's a deer! - No, no, no.
- There's no tiger in there! - No, no, no.
- So, on the contrary, you're not a tiger, Fujimasa. - No, no, no.
- What about Ueshinoku? - What about Ueshinoku?
- Ueshinoku said he was a tiger, too. - No, no, I'm a deer.
- A deer, huh? - I said I was a deer, mister.
- There's no tiger in that alley. - I said I was a deer, mister.
- There's no tiger in that alley, mister. - Yeah, yeah, well...
- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- Um... sorry, sorry. - Yeah.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, well...
- You know what I mean? - I may not be mature, but...
- Yeah.
- Let's go see it, if you don't mind. - Hahahahaha!
- Hahahahaha!
- What are you talking about, mister?! - Hahahahaha!
- Let's go save it, one more time. - No.
- Wait, are you serious? - Yeah, I am.
- You'll know if you see it, if you go again.
- Are we going to see a tiger, mister? - Yeah.
- Shouldn't we go see it? - No, no, no.
- Then we'll know about Ueshinoku for sure. - No, no, no.
- It's been a year since we saw a tiger. - Whoa!
- I said it's not a tiger! - No, you said "it's a tiger"!
- What are you talking about, dispatch team? - Huh?
- What am I talking about, mister? - Oh, I see...
What did you say? It's a tiger!
- It's a tiger! - Hey, it's a tiger!
- Huh?
- What are you two doing? - It can't be a tiger!
- No, I mean it's not a tiger! - Is it a tiger?
- It's a tiger. - Isn't a tiger there?
- Yeah, there is a tiger. - Let's go see a tiger!
- No, no, it's not a tiger! - It's not a tiger!
I'm telling you! You're also a tiger, aren't you?
No, no, it's not like that.
I'm not saying you're a tiger.
I'm not saying you're a tiger, but if you're a tiger, you should go.
So I'm going to Tamannugoro from tomorrow, Mister?
You can go.
I don't care if it's Angkor Wat!
You don't care if it's Angkor Wat!
I'm telling you!
I don't care if it's Tamannugoro!
I've sung that far, Mister!
I'll go again!
I'll go to Tamannugoro one more time!
You look like it!
You're saying you're going to Angkor Wat, aren't you?
That's right.
Slowly...
Who's slowly going to Angkor Wat?
Who's going to Angkor Wat?
I'm going again!
You idiot!
I'm going to Bumbu one more time!
I'm telling you!
I'm going to eat this from tomorrow!
Wait a minute!
There's no Bumbu anymore!
Is there?
I don't think so.
Sorry, but I'm staying here for two nights.
I'm an alien who came from the other side of the universe!
You're Suzy, right?
Yes, I am.
So you ended up going to Malaysia's jungle, right?
Yes.
I heard you met a terrible woman there. Is that true?
Well, look forward to next week!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Idiot.
Hey!
You know, you have a child.
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