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Good evening, this is Odyssey from Suiyodou.
Good evening, this is Takatan!
The 5th anniversary commemorative project, SAPPORO HAKATA SHINYA BUS's only journey.
Today is the last episode.
Let's review what we did last week.
I don't care!
Oizumi-kun and Mr. Oizumi-kun first got on an aurora and arrived at Hakodate.
Then, they got on a rafale from Aomori to Tokyo.
However, only Mr. Oizumi-kun got on a rafale.
Why didn't I get on one?
You're not stupid, you're Oizumi-kun.
Why didn't I get on one?
That's because this project was a punishment for Mr. Oizumi-kun for making such a painful project.
Everyone tried to deceive Mr. Oizumi-kun!
However, Takatan, that's not the end of the story.
Now, let's watch Mr. Oizumi-kun get on a rafale and drive it to Tokyo!
It's not funny, is it?
Shut up, you!
[Oizumi-kun got on a rafale and drove it to Tokyo]
- It's already... - It's already less than 2 hours. - It's already 2 hours, right? - Yeah.
- We're doing this report in the last minute. - In the last minute.
- We've been keeping this distance since Mr. Oizumi got mad at me.
- Now, we've moved. - This is Mr. Oizumi's seat. - Mr. Oizumi is in the back seat. - He's there.
- Now, can you open the curtain for me, Mr. Oizumi? Can you see Mr. Oizumi's face?
- Unfortunately, we haven't checked your seat belt again. - Unfortunately.
- We haven't replied to any of your emails. - We haven't replied at all. - We haven't replied at all.
- To confirm, let's send you another email. - "Are you doing your best?" - We'll send you an email to confirm if you're doing your best.
- The email hasn't come back, right? - The email hasn't come back, right? - Are you okay? - Of course, it hasn't come back. - Thank goodness. - Yes, thank goodness.
- Please say it, "Thank goodness." - Thank goodness. - Thank goodness the email didn't come back.
- Please say it, "Thank goodness." - Thank goodness. - Thank goodness.
- Now, the bus will soon head for Tokyo. - It will head for Tokyo.
Tokyo station, Daisuguji station.
Now I'm in Tokyo station.
Wonderful!
Great and proud location.
Good morning.
This is the first time in a long time I exceeded my expectations.
I'm not sick at all.
It's much better than when I first saw you.
Let's have a quiet talk.
Shall we?
A while later...
I've just arrived at Tokyo Station.
Mr. How are you?
Good morning, Mr. Takeru Suzuki.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is there anything wrong with you?
Are you okay?
Mr. Roboto...
What's wrong with you?
I've been on the midnight bus many times, but I'm not sick.
I'm not sick at all!
Thank you for your hard work.
Um...
I think you're the most damaged person I've ever met.
What do you mean by that?
Actually, I was hit by Mr. Laforet.
On the left foot.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, on the left foot.
Does it hurt?
On the left foot...
Overall, this bus is small.
I see, I see, I see.
That means...
The front and back seats are also narrow.
That means my knees are stuck.
"Suku" means "stuck".
In other words, I've been getting hit on my knee all the time.
With Mr. Laforet.
It's a very strict rule that "Kotemamochi-style King of Seabirds" appears.
Mr. Kadam, Mr. Ney, Boyz II Men have said many times in the car.
I'm frustrated.
I wanted to fight with you.
I'm frustrated.
I'm not responsible for this.
I'm participating in this battle.
I'm riding a seabird today.
Did I say that?
I'm not saying that.
And today,
you asked me to participate in this battle again.
You asked me to participate in this battle again.
So we're going to form a tag team.
Today is the last day of the main event.
14 hours!
Tonight, we're going to challenge ourselves to do the Boyz II Men Yoga Hakata Go again!
Wow, that sounds reassuring.
"Wow, that sounds reassuring." "That's right!"
We're going to challenge ourselves to do the Boyz II Men Yoga Hakata Go again!
Wow, that's right.
I have a ticket, so you can do whatever you want.
You can cancel it or ride it.
Even if you ride it, you won't be able to talk much.
"No, just ride it," you're saying again.
Well, viewers, let's meet in front of Shinjingu Bus Terminal in about 14 hours.
Well, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
In a hurry, we'll change our plans and ask Mr. OSP to ride the third one.
I think it's a good idea.
I've been doing it for five years.
If you don't know where you are, you'll end up like Mr. OSP.
Mr. OSP, you're right. I'm sure of it.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
It's that one! It's that one!
It's huge!
It says "hackers" on it.
Oh, it's Mr. OSP!
Finally, the third one.
Let me explain the route of King Akata Line.
At 21 o'clock, we left Shinjuku, Tokyo, and entered Chuo Automobile Street via Futo Line.
On the way, we took a break in Suwako Service Area in Nagano Prefecture for the first time.
After that, we joined Meishin Expressway from Komaki Junction in Aichi Prefecture and took a second break in Sabagawa Service Area in Yokucho and Yamaguchi Prefecture via Sanyo Automobile Street.
And it's already noon.
At 11 o'clock in the morning, we finally arrived at King Akata Line's Fukuoka Transportation Center.
The longest distance on a midnight bus is 1146.3 kilometers.
The ride time is fourteen hours, which is more than half of a day.
It's hard to ride, but this time, it's also a life- threatening 14 hours to chase.
Hang in there! Hang in there, Mr. OSP!
Official commemorative event!
The third trip in a row to King Akata Line! Let's go!
King Akata Line's Fukuoka Transportation Center is the busiest bus in the world.
It is a new bus and a life-saving passenger car.
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
It's coming! It's coming!
Can you see it? Can you see it? Can you see it? Can you see it?
It was a little close. It was a little close.
Now, with two people on board, Hakata has set off on a 14-hour journey!
It's begun. It's begun.
It's strange, isn't it? Why do I have to drink it because it's a commemorative drink?
What is a commemorative drink?
Why do I have to drink it because it's a commemorative drink?
Why is that? I don't know.
It's coming! It's coming! It's chasing us now!
We're losing sight of Hakata!
It's fast! It's fast!
It's fast!
Let go of your eyes for a second. It's going.
I'm lost. I'm lost.
I really don't know where we are.
You don't know, do you?
Yes, I just got an email.
I just entered the entrance of Shuto Port Hatsudai.
Hatsudai...
Hatsudai... This is Shinjuku, isn't it? The entrance is...
You went from a different place, didn't you?
Did we make a mistake?
No, but we're on the navigation route, so I guess we're going.
Yoyogi... Miyakezaka... Huh? The other way around?
This is in the direction of Shibuya, isn't it?
Ginza and Hayato...
Is Ginza that way?
No, it's not.
This is...
Is the navigation not working?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It's faster for me to look at the map.
Let's look at the map.
Hakata, which departed from Shinjuku West Exit, entered Shuto Port from the entrance of Hatsudai and headed for Takaido.
On the other hand, the pursuer, who left Shinjuku five minutes late, followed the navigation instructions and entered from the entrance of Shinjuku and headed for the opposite direction, Yoyogi.
Yoyogi.
Why did this happen?
Let's look at another map here.
There are two routes from Tokyo to west, the transparent highway and the central road.
Obviously, the transparent one is shorter, but in fact there are more traffic jams.
On the other hand, the central road is quite far away, but there are fewer traffic jams.
Therefore, it is obvious that the pursuer chose the central road, which can be calculated in time, as its route,
while the navigator chose the route heading for the transparent highway, which is shorter in distance.
Is this transparent?
Do you think they'll stop at the toilet?
That's right, let's stop at the toilet.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
See, the navigator decided to go with the transparent one.
I'm going with the central road.
The other side has a different entrance.
I went to the place and it seems like they went in the opposite direction.
What are you doing?
I can't catch up with you.
Mr. Nishitetsu.
What are you doing, you idiot?
Mr. Hagataco, you are too fast.
First of all, I will get off.
Please get off first.
From the exit of Gaien...
Please get on this again.
On the contrary.
Takarido direction.
Good, this is it.
I will go with this.
You will go with this, right?
I will go with this.
It's like "Night in Tokyo".
That's right.
It's been 30 minutes since we started.
That's right.
He said it was 30 minutes.
Yes.
The letters of "Ochiodo".
It will be another business.
Yes.
I will pay you.
I sent you an email again.
I took a wrong road.
Where are you now?
If you know "where are you now?"
We can deal with you.
Yes.
I'm in Sagamiko in Kanagawa Prefecture.
I haven't found it yet.
I've sent many e-mails.
Give me an e-mail. Where are you now?
I've sent it twice.
But they haven't replied me.
I'll wait for a while.
I'm in Sagamiko.
I got an e-mail.
I finally got it.
Where are you now?
It's early.
I've passed a long tunnel.
It's called Yamato Village.
I've passed Kasago Tunnel.
It's a long tunnel.
Is it getting closer?
They're fast. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
They're fast.
Katsunuma.
Here it is.
Katsunuma Inter.
They're catching up.
They're close.
This is Katsunuma Inter.
Finally.
They're close.
Wait a minute.
They're close. They're catching up.
Here it is.
What's up?
The idiot is sleeping.
Is it already?
The idiot is not motivated.
Yes.
He doesn't care.
He's sleeping.
There's a bus over there. The bus with a high back and posture.
That's definitely him. That white body.
OK, I'm going to chase him.
"It's written Hakata." "It's written Hakata."
"Is Mr. Hakata there?" "He's there." "He's there."
He's there. He's there. Mr. Hakata is there.
Mr. Hakata is there riding in Hakata.
Mr. Hakata is waving his hand.
I saw it.
You were fine, weren't you?
Yes, I was fine.
But I couldn't see you anymore.
Knock me down now!
In this way, the chaser finally caught the figure of Hakata in Yamanashi Prefecture, which is more than 100 km away from Tokyo.
And after this, at the first break point, in the Suwako service area, things suddenly change.
We lost him! We lost him! We lost him!
We lost him!
We finally got him!
Give up.
Ohohohohoho!
It's only been 2 hours!
I can't do this anymore.
What do you mean?
If you ask me if I was a Tengu, I might be.
I might be a Tengu.
To be honest, I can't stand this attitude!
Why do I have to be brought to such a small place?
Mister, it's your 50th anniversary.
I don't know about your anniversary!
What are you going to do in Hakata?
My daughter will go home.
Right?!
I don't know about that!
We talked about it with the technician.
He said he didn't know either!
He doesn't know either.
Why are you riding it?
Well, I don't know either.
He threw away the car in response to my question.
I see! He threw away the car in response to my question.
Are you going on a break or something next year?
Huh?
Are you going on a break or something next year?
Next year...
You're going to Subaru?
Yes. You're going to Subaru?
We're going to Subaru.
That's unfortunate.
Because...
It's unfortunate, but it's the last time we'll see you two here.
Huh?!
What?!
What do you mean?
I mean, we can't keep up with you guys.
It's unfortunate, but it's the last time we'll see you two here.
We'll see you in Hakata!
But we'll be waiting for you in Hakata.
We'll see you in Hakata!
Do you have a toilet in Hakata?
It's 11 o'clock for you in Hakata.
Don't you have a next service order?
What?
That's it!
What?
That's it!
What? 11 o'clock?
I don't know.
I'm going to stay in a hotel in Nagoya and come back by Shinkansen.
Shinkansen also takes time.
Airplane?
Let me explain.
In the first place, a long-distance flight of more than 1,000 kilometers per 14 hours was a big obstacle for the pursuers.
So, the directors who judged that it was impossible to pursue this at the planning stage were planning this kind of strategy in secret from Mr.
Now, about 180 kilometers from the Suwako service area where Hakata is stopped, the central road reaches Komaki Junction in Aichi Prefecture.
Then, right next to it is Nagoya Komaki Airport.
So, the pursuit by car ends here.
Staying in a hotel for a night and taking the 221st train from Fukuoka to Zennikku at 7:55 in the morning,
you will arrive in Fukuoka at 9:20 in the morning.
Hakata will arrive in Fukuoka at 11 o'clock in the morning, an hour and a half later.
In other words, you can stay overnight in Fukuoka and wait for Hakata.
In fact, in this strategy, in the original plan, Mr. Oizumi will also stay in a hotel and one of Mr. who came up with this stupid plan will board Hakata.
However, last night, instead of saying anything particularly interesting, just looking at Mr. Oizumi who was just sleeping, the directors decided to board his Hakata.
For Mr. Oizumi, it was a regrettable result.
Unfortunately, Mr. Oizumi, if you had appealed to us yesterday, you could have stayed in Nagoya.
I'm sorry.
Did you have a room?
I have a room.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Oizumi said he wouldn't go anymore.
He said he wouldn't go anymore.
Look at this, viewers.
This is the last one.
This is the last one for those people.
Viewers, we only have 12 hours left.
Mr. Oizumi, it's a shame.
It's a shame, Mr. Oizumi.
You could have stayed in Nagoya.
Mr. President.
I didn't know.
It's a terrible story.
It's been a while since I last said that.
Your shoulders are shaking.
My shoulders are shaking.
Mr. Oizumi's face is like that.
It's above the shoulders.
Above Mr. Oizumi's shoulders.
It's Mr. Oizumi!
It's Mr. Oizumi's face as well!
It's a humiliating face.
What is this?
It looks like a puppet show.
It's amazing.
Above his shoulders is Mr. Oizumi.
It's an amazing bus.
It's moving.
I'm going out of the car service area slowly with a face that looks like I'm going to hate it.
Goodbye, Oizumi-san.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you in Hakata.
I won't forgive you.
I'm sorry.
Good morning.
It's 8.30 a.m.
Yamaguchi prefecture, Sabagawa service area.
Yasumi-san.
You are not here.
Good morning.
It's 8.30 a.m.
Isn't it here?
Yes, it is.
Is it here?
Yes, it is.
I saw it.
Did you see it?
Yes, I saw it.
I saw it.
Where should I stop?
Over there.
The door is opening.
It's coming.
Yamaguchi prefecture, Sabagawa service area.
Yasumi-san.
Yes?
Can you give me a word?
Yes.
I've been singing for three nights in a row.
This is what surprised me.
Today, I feel the most refreshed.
I told you that you would leave.
Will my physical strength continue on this trip?
I will continue to audition as one of my assets.
I will continue to audition as "Mr. Audition"
I'm still hungry, but I'm happy.
I'm glad I got on the bus.
I don't want to be a man who betrays.
I want to be a man who is deceived.
I don't want to be deceived.
I want you to die a good death.
Do you have anything else you want to say?
No, I don't.
Congratulations on your fifth anniversary.
Thank you.
Mr. Audition
Well, Takatan, it was fun.
It's boring.
It was fun.
By the way, Takatan, this week's broadcast is over.
What? Is it over already? When will you do it again?
From January 30th.
It's a long break.
Thank you very much for your support this year as well.
Please look forward to next year as well.
That's right. By the way, Takatan, what about this time next week?
It's over.
Please look forward to it.
That's right.
Well, everyone, have a happy new year!
Goodbye!
Goodbye?
Goodbye!
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