AISubs v3.6
Good evening. It's Wednesday, isn't it?
Now, I've broadcasted it for ten weeks.
Sweet food, fast food, confrontation, red.
If Mister wins, he'll go on vacation in Hawaii.
If Majin wins, Alaska, Yukon River, river descent.
Heaven and hell.
It was a fight for the next work.
The result is...
Unfortunately, Majin's great victory closed the curtain.
A month later, we were heading for Yukon.
The ultimate first line without anyone.
So let's get started.
Yukon River, six days in hell, start!
Heeeey!
Brother!
The car is heading for Mochitose today for the first time in a while.
This time, we are not going to Alaska.
It's not Alaska.
The territory is Canada.
Canada?
Canada.
Therefore, it is an upper class territory than the Alaskan of Yukon River.
What are we going to do from now on?
Whether it is Alaska or Canada, Yukon River is Yukon River.
I know that.
Let me explain the process of this trip.
First of all, we will head for Narita from Mochitose Airport.
Narita. At 21 o'clock, JAL's 16th flight will take us to Vancouver, Canada.
From Vancouver, we will take a white horse that is close to Alaska's border.
This will be the starting point of this canoe tour.
Let me show you an expanded map.
Yukon River flows into the lake in the north of the white horse.
First of all, we will fly to a base camp located in the north end of the lake by watercraft.
From there, we will take a canoe.
Our goal is Little Sermon, which is about 160km downstream.
Until then, there are no canoes, accommodation facilities, towns where people live, or roads connected to rivers.
Therefore, we will spend our life in a tent without a place to escape.
It will take us about 30km per day to arrive at Little Sermon, 6 days before departure.
30km per day.
30km is a long way.
It's a boat, isn't it? A canoe?
A canoe.
30km is like Sapporo Island.
We have to come here by boat every day.
By boat every day.
This is tiring.
It's extremely tiring.
What I'm worried about is how fast the river flows.
The river flows at about 4 km/h.
It's about 2 km/h for humans.
It's not a dangerous river.
The river flows quietly like it's not flowing at all.
It's like Hibari-chan's song.
That's right. The river flows quietly like it's not flowing at all.
You keep saying things like you're a Republican.
It's okay.
It's not a fight.
I'm also in charge of their lives this time.
I've asked the locals many times.
This person doesn't know the kanu's kanoji.
A person who hasn't held a paddle before goes there.
Even so, can you go down 160 km in 5 days?
It's okay.
Does this person understand English?
There will be a Japanese guide this time.
Japanese guide?
Yes, apparently it's a woman.
Also, there will be another local person.
What is it?
Two people.
What is the local person's role?
I wonder...
He must be a man who knows the river well.
A man of friendship.
I see.
Without such a person,
I see.
Be quiet.
It's dangerous.
No, no, no.
Does this person know the kanu's kanoji?
No, no, no.
You won't know unless you go there.
If you go there, you won't know.
If it's bad weather,
It's natural,
Yes, it is.
If it happens,
It may be a downpour.
So this time,
Since it's a day off,
We have a lot of schedules.
If you don't do that,
Anyway,
If you don't do that,
You can't go back or pick up on the way.
That means,
Anyway,
As long as you two
don't travel 160 kilometers,
You can't go back to Japan.
This time, in preparation for the shortage situation, we are working to take a day off.
But does that mean we won't get there?
No, I don't think we'll get there.
Because of the current season, it's midnight.
It seems to be bright until about 12 o'clock at night.
It's about 12 o'clock and it's dusk.
It's about three hours and it's still morning.
So, in the words of a guide like that, you can do as much overtime as you like.
I see, I see.
It's pathetic.
There's no toilet.
I told you not to go that far.
It's tough.
There's no toilet.
When you say "toilet," it means that all of this fertile land is a toilet.
That's not true, is it?
That's not true.
Someone took a picture of me without a mask.
Is there any danger afterwards?
We're watching in Alaska.
There was a big salmon in the train.
It was in the river.
What do you think?
It comes to my eyes.
It does.
And it's salmon.
It's little salmon.
There's big salmon in the middle of it.
What do you think?
If you put it in the tent, of course you put it on the riverbank.
You put it on the riverbank.
But we've already been told to put food and things like that where we talked about it from the tent.
What's that?
No, no, no.
What's that?
That wasn't a warning.
What's that?
It's an animal.
Welcome!
So we're telling you to stay away from the tent.
If you're going to eat, you should eat this.
So we're telling you to stay away from the tent.
You have a gun, don't you?
I was thinking of going to Alaska first.
But Alaska seems to be more dangerous.
I couldn't deal with it alone.
So I told you I had two guns.
So we're telling you to stay away from the tent.
Please be clear about that.
You're talking about food.
You don't like food.
So what about the bath?
There's no hot springs.
What about the bath?
I don't know.
Did you say that?
Did you say you didn't know?
I know it today.
It's okay. I'll tell you someday.
Anyway, I'm going to go there and talk about it.
I want to know what's going on.
I turned the camera around.
I only have one place to go.
That's right.
You didn't tell me anything.
I don't know.
I'm being cut in reverse.
Let's go fishing.
What?
Let's go fishing.
Fishing?
It's easy to catch fish.
Fishing?
You caught a lot of rainbow trout in front of you, but you didn't catch a single one.
There's no one here.
Let's go fishing.
Please cook it for me.
It seems like an important protein.
Please subscribe to me.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Mary. I'm not a customer, but I'm going for a drive with a restaurant owner today.
Is that so?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
We're heading for the hotel now, but it's already 10 minutes by car to downtown.
Can I talk while you're filming?
I'm not going to talk at all.
I'll turn it around.
You look far away, but you look a little far away now.
That's where we're going now.
Are you an actor?
I can talk.
I can talk for five years.
I can talk.
The director can talk the most.
Why is the wind blowing?
It was strange, wasn't it?
I think it's strange, but I'm used to it.
Look, this is all RV campsites.
This is...
Shut up!
It's like a set.
There are only four blocks, but I will show you the main street.
Don't miss it. It will be over soon.
This is the main street.
This is the state government building.
This is the first avenue.
The Yukon river is right next to the first avenue.
Do you want to see the Yukon river?
Shall we see it?
We came all the way here.
But it will be white from tomorrow, right?
Say hello to the viewers.
Get out of here!
You will stay on my face, right?
Okay, I will look at your face.
Shut up and go!
You are fast!
There are a lot of water.
Are there a lot of water?
You are fast.
Is this okay?
Viewers said that the first avenue is fast.
The river is flowing or not flowing.
The river flows quietly.
Isn't it fast?
The speed of the river is about 10 km per hour.
The speed of the river is about 10 km per hour?
Yes, it is.
I heard it was 4 km per hour.
I heard it was 4 km per hour, but it's fast.
Hey!
I heard it was 4 km per hour, but it's fast.
It's scary to walk.
It's fast.
It's scary.
I'm scared of falling.
If we are hit by this wide river, we will be dropped, right?
No, it's not like that.
Isn't the river like this in Hokkaido?
No, it's slower.
There is a lot of water.
It looks scary.
Besides, the river is narrow.
That's right.
Because it's an upstream river.
I don't like it.
It's not like this.
It's not the river I've seen for the first time.
I think it's easier for beginners to drive in Japan.
Japan is famous for curves.
You don't know Japanese curves.
You said it was fast.
I thought it wouldn't move.
You said it was 4 km per hour.
You said it was 10 km per hour.
You said it was 30 km per hour for three hours.
You said it was 30 km per hour for three hours for three hours.
It's faster than I thought.
You have to go slowly.
You don't have to go slowly.
You have to go in reverse.
Why do we have to go in reverse?
Isn't it stupid?
It's scary, but it's a good ending.
I'm tired.
It's 9 pm now.
It's 4 pm now.
It's evening now.
So, I can go to the agent.
If you go to the agent at this speed, I can't go anywhere.
I'll go to the sea.
Tomorrow, we'll have a guest, Pete, our main guide.
He's already out on the river on a motorboat.
He's already out on the river?
Yes, he's already out on the river.
With a canoe?
Yes, with a canoe. He's already brought his canoe and equipment.
Anyway, what I want to talk about now is equipment.
I want to talk about equipment.
Equipment?
Yes.
I'm going to read you one by one, so I'd like you to answer whether you have it or not.
Did you have a hat with a handle on it?
Yes, I have it.
Raise your hand if you have it.
Don't you have it?
Did you say that?
Did you have a jacket with long sleeves on it?
Did you have something warm?
I didn't have a jacket with long sleeves on it.
It's not a jacket.
It's not good again.
Did you have two or three pairs of socks with you?
Yes, I have it.
Do you have it?
I have it.
Did you have a bear with you?
She hasn't asked me a question for a while.
Do you have a bear with you?
I have a lot of bears with me.
No, no. She said "Look at me, bear!"
She said "Look at me, bear!"
Most important thing? No food in the tent.
No food. Absolutely none.
Toothpaste, anything with a smell?
Anything sweet?
No shampoo.
You're like me, eating sweet stuff all the time.
You don't smell sweet at all.
Wet a towel and dry yourself.
That's how you deal with it?
I can't wash my hair.
If you think about the environment, you don't want to use shampoo and soap.
What does "actor" have to do with it?
Did you just stab me in the leg?
I don't know if it's good for hair or not,
but I have a good design.
I don't know if it's good for hair or not, but it's good for the environment.
It's bad for hair, but it's good for the environment!
It may be good for the environment, but it's bad for the environment!
You've been doing it for a long time!
You've been doing it for a long time, but you don't know who's doing it!
You've been doing it for a long time!
Not everyone can do it.
Why are you fighting like that?
But it's good for hair, hands, and skin.
You're crazy!
You can't wash your hair and hands.
Good morning.
It's July 3rd.
We've done our shopping.
I told you two to prepare better items yesterday.
I'm angry at you, but you have to prepare better items for us.
Tell me about it!
Let me explain now.
Only one month after the contest's long record.
We were busy and didn't prepare for it.
So we asked you to bring a jersey.
Shouldn't you bring us a jersey?
We're dressed like this for fun.
There's no one dressed like this.
There's no one! There's no one dressed like this for fun.
It doesn't look like we're wearing special clothes at all!
It looks like we're at a convenience store.
I can't see, but even Ureshino-kun is dressed like this!
Ureshino-kun is the worst!
I can't even see his feet!
What kind of jersey is he wearing?
Ureshino-kun is the worst.
Ureshino-kun is terrible!
I don't know if it's a mental disability or something!
Are you underestimating Yukon?
I've never seen anything like it!
Why is Yukon dressed like this?!
I can't see anything!
It doesn't look like we're dressed like this at all!
Are we going to be okay with all of our equipment?
We're going to be fine.
We're going outdoors.
Today, we're going on a water plane.
First, there's a lake.
We're going to go all the way to the end of the lake, and that's where our tour begins.
Today, we're going to practice canoeing there.
Practice?
We're going to practice there.
We're going to learn how to set up a tent...
We're going to give a lecture about bears...
We're going to step up to the next level!
Today, we're going to say things like "outdoors" like Irohan!
That's what we're going to say.
That's a relief!
That's right. That's a relief!
That's a relief!
Hey, you! Get out of the way!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a relief!
Yeah, for an amateur like me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a canoeist now.
You are!
Right?
I used to want something like this too, but now I want a beast.
I'm a best-seller now!
That's what you said!
But, well, we bought everything at a local home center or something like that.
Yeah, we did.
This is good, after all.
It's good.
If you look at this sticker, you can see it, right?
It's got a metal fitting mug, right?
At a home center, it's like a Sunday sports day corner.
It's in a corner.
This isn't for outdoors.
For construction or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's probably for welding or something.
Yeah.
It's cheap, like 13 dollars.
It's also made of carbon fiber.
I can see that welding thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is made of carbon fiber.
It's going to be fun.
And look at this red E-pass plane in the back.
If you look at Mr. Oizumi's first one...
Yeah.
We jumped out first and Mr. Oizumi caught us from behind.
He's got a stunt right now.
It's a classic.
It's a type, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course it's a type.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there are two planes flying at once, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to jump on another one.
I'll show you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go.
It looks like it's going to fly again.
It's going to fly?
We can't go back anymore.
We're going.
With all this equipment, there's no reason for us to go back.
No, there isn't.
Today, I'm going to tell you about the outdoor Iroha's E.
I'm going to tell you about the outdoor Iroha's E.
Iroha's E doesn't die, does it?
No, it's okay.
It's okay, right?
E only gets injured.
It's still E.
Did you say goodbye to Mary?
Yeah.
Mary, thank you!
Well, I hope you have a good trip!
Yes!
Here we go!
It's so good!
Everybody ready to go?
Yeah!
Alright!
Wow! It's fast!
There it is! Our campsite!
Is that Pete?
That's Pete!
It's me!
No way! It's me!
It's me!
It's a place where there's already no one.
Camping in a place like this...
You know...
You looked like Tom Hanks!
You looked like Castaway Bay!
That's right! He's standing there!
It's a little different from what I imagined.
That's right.
It's a little more like a motorboat.
You're a little dazed, aren't you?
You look like you're in a coma.
Are you okay? Can you fight a bear?
I'm okay.
Are you active?
I can only tell you that I'm dead.
Now! Finally, we've passed into the great nature where there's no one!
What we've been waiting for is a little unreliable man Pete!
And soon enough, our first stop will be attacked by a man!
Excuse me!
You're noisy, brother!
Can you do anything more?
Can you do "jajan"?
What is this?
Why is it like this?
Even if the waves hit you hard...
How is it? Are you having fun?
It's harsh...
This journey is harsh...