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Good evening! It's Suiyo-do news.
Battle of the Reds! Tonight is the third night of it.
Thanks to Mr. Yasa of Hakodate, Mr. Team has gained 83,000km of infantry in Hokkaido.
Suzuki Aomori is still a demonic leader.
However, the point is only 10,000.
We are heading to Akita with Mr. Team's large number of leads.
Good evening!
Well, I can't talk to Mr. Yasa tonight!
What is it?
Is it noisy?
Start!
Hey, we're in Akita.
Are we there yet?
We're in Akita.
Are we there yet?
Yes.
Look!
People are sleeping.
We're in Akita already.
We're in Akita.
This is a place called "kazuno".
It's a nice place.
It's a place with deer horns.
Yes, it is.
Kazuno
Doesn't it look delicious?
Isn't it sweet?
No, it's not.
This is "yamago-tampo".
Isn't it "kiritampo"?
It's not "kiritampo".
"Yamago" is a name of woodcutter.
Woodcutters used to grind up deer meat and make "kiritampo".
They used to make "tampo" like this in Akita.
They cut "tampo" and put it in a pot and call it "kiritampo".
This "kiritampo" is "kiritampo" cooked with walnut miso.
This is really good. I love it.
This time...
With only this one...
It's a sprint job.
That's right.
It's a service game, everyone here.
I'm saying it's only one.
Usually, you can eat up to six of these.
That's right.
But I know you said you had a toothache and went to the pharmacy earlier.
I've been drinking "kiritampo" for three days.
This is my third round.
This time, it's fast.
Because it's only one.
Yes.
It's a one-shot game.
I'll say it!
"akitakitampo" competition...
Ready...
Go!
Wow, it's fast!
Wow, I was surprised.
Did you see that?
I was surprised.
You saw it, didn't you?
But is it really fast?
But...
Which is it?
Both are going down...
Which is it?
Oh, you can't see it on TV.
I can't eat it.
I was surprised.
I've never seen it before.
You were flustered, weren't you?
Didn't you think you could eat it?
Did you see it?
First of all, he took all the blood.
How many centimeters is this?
He took all the blood and put it in his mouth.
He was bewildered.
At first, it was like he was suffocating.
He was like "I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore".
He suddenly started shouting "I can't do it anymore", so I was like "I can't do it anymore".
It was really scary.
At first, he was like an old man drinking an iron ball.
He was like swallowing it with all his might.
He was like "I can't do it anymore", everyone.
He swallowed it about three times.
It was like a giant snake swallowing an egg.
I was surprised.
He swallowed it with all his might.
I thought it was scary for the first time.
I thought he was going to eat me.
I didn't say anything weird.
He swallowed it from my head.
He swallowed it but it was so close.
He's a sportsman.
Fujimura is strong.
We'll see what Akita's points are.
72,000 points.
But he still has 62,000 points.
With these two matches...
He's got both endurance and quickness.
Next time we go 20km, we'll go to Iwate.
But it's already late.
We'll stay up all night and go to Iwate.
We can go to Iwate tomorrow.
On the way to Iwate.
What is it? When the game is over, it takes time to relax.
Words are useless. This lazy feeling.
I think about it someday.
It's like hell.
It's boring.
I have to eat to raise my arms.
I'm not worried about us. Is this song okay?
I'm not confident in that.
Do you count?
Because you eat a lot.
I eat a lot and I'm the only one who's eating a lot, right?
You don't look like you're eating a lot.
You don't eat happily.
You don't look like you're eating a lot on TV.
You're eating a lot and you're laughing a lot.
The so-called eating a lot players we see are different.
But in the beginning, there is a word "fighting" from here.
That's fighting.
I'm fighting, too.
At today's stage.
But four or five days later, I'm about to collapse.
Is that so?
In a way, human drama is born.
Human drama is born.
Of course, in principle.
Do you and I get tangled up?
So far, it's more like "Kirin-henjin".
The element of that is entangled and the viewers are distracted.
This is it.
Here it comes.
This is it.
It's spinning.
It's like this.
It's spinning.
I'm going crazy.
So today, there was one ice cream, Mr. Soft Cream, that Mr. Soft Cream had.
We sent a letter to the Fujimura team from our agency.
One idiot.
It was a big game.
That's right.
If we lost there, we would be very disappointed.
And that big Hokkaido is Fujimura's dormitory.
It's like a dormitory.
I don't like it.
It used to be our dormitory.
People don't like to work there anymore.
It used to be our dormitory.
Men wore only underwear and women were naked.
I feel sorry for North Korea now.
They are in a hurry.
One idiot said, "This is my dormitory."
An idiot said, "Men wore only underwear and women were naked."
We just had a meal at a hotel.
It was a very delicious meal.
It was delicious.
I'm a little full now.
This is a bit of a game.
It's part of the project, but if you think about a hotel meal at night...
That's right.
I don't know how to play this game.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Do you know what he's talking about?
Even if you kick the pillar of the project...
You can't get up to one "v" in the hotel.
It's a good meal.
Hurry up and say it.
I'll think of a way to fight you.
You don't have to think about it.
How about this?
Let's go at 2pm or 3pm.
Let's fight in a sumo ring.
What do you mean?
Why not?
Let's have a meek confrontation.
After all, you'll have your skin show to me in the morning.
If there's a vote, I'll do it again.
Let's say it at the parking lot where there aren't many supermarkets in Konkukli.
If you say it, you'll get skin anyway.
What's funny about you showing off your skill at that time?
Don't you guys know the time? It's about time for those two to leave.
It might be the right time for them to leave in the evening.
If that's the case, we'll be the only ones leaving.
But of course, we'll be the only ones leaving.
We'll be the only ones leaving.
And when we're done, we'll be like this.
(Laughing)
Remember that feeling.
(Laughing)
Let's end this nicely.
(Laughing)
If we do that, we'll be done with our work for today.
We'll be the best of the best.
Everyone wants to see you two fight.
If we do that, you'll all leave, right?
We'll leave!
(Laughing)
If we see you two fighting, we'll be like this.
We'll be the only ones leaving.
(Laughing)
Are you going to do that?
No.
You're going to be the first one to be caught.
No, no, no.
I thought I'd be the first one to be caught.
I'm glad I was the first one to be caught.
But we're going to have a confrontation anyway.
It's been a while, but it's tough, isn't it, Mr. Beast?
Yeah, it's tough.
But we're a team, so...
Let's do it as a team.
Let's not think about the future.
I don't think I'll be caught either.
Today is Monday.
There's still Saturday.
It's the same thing over and over again.
(Laughing)
[Laughter]
Good morning.
This is amazing, Namista.
What is that?
Is this tiredness, Namista?
Good morning.
Good morning, Namista.
Good morning.
This time, well, we haven't entered Iwate and yet we haven't left.
That's right.
Well, in this refreshing morning, we are near a farm called "Koiwai Farm".
You've heard of it, haven't you?
"Koiwai" and "cheese" are well-known.
"Cheese" is famous.
First of all, while taking in the air of the farm with all of our eyes...
Oh...
How about a confrontation that took place over there?
In the farm...
[Laughter]
A demon in the middle of the farm gets angry and...
[Laughter]
He swallows it!
[Laughter]
If you ask me, Yasuda-san...
[Laughter]
You'll have a hard time swallowing it.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my!
[Laughter]
We can't win against that!
Yasuda-san, as someone who knows that game...
When it comes to farms, of course you buy fresh milk and...
That's good.
[Laughter]
There's absolutely no chance of winning!
I see.
That's how amazing it is!
Ah, that's right.
[Laughter]
But if you ask me, Fujimura-san...
[Laughter]
You'll have a hard time swallowing it.
No, no, let's do it like this...
You only need milk.
Here's milk and buns!
[Laughter]
[Drum roll]
As soon as Yasuda-san finishes his drink, I'll go for the buns!
Ah, I see, I see.
Then you can drink the milk.
Well, for now...
Let's go to the fresh farm of Koiwai Farm!
Let's go, let's go!
Well, it's close.
It's about ten kilometers.
Let's go.
One by one, four people.
In the meantime, Mr. Yasuda has eight.
That's how he wins.
That's why I'm not milk but manjuu this time.
Manjuu.
That's great.
You guys, that team "kirin-henjin"
Team "pickle-ningen"
As expected of the director, you've scouted an amazing guy.
I'm surprised.
I'm proud of this "pickle-ningen".
No matter how amazing it is shown,
Mr. Yasuda is already excited.
Every morning, he's told "it's a confrontation, it's a confrontation" by you two.
"Do it, manjuu today", "tomorrow it's milk"
This and that is just...
There is no reason in front of "pickle-ningen".
There is only one word "amazing, isn't it?".
"Pickle-ningen" is a rare story.
"Pickle-ningen" is...
If you want "pickle-ningen",
You two are going to show off "pickle-ningen"
From Hokkaido to Kyushu, you're looking for "pickle- ningen" everywhere.
We are like that.
We're dragging around a talentless person.
This is a serious project.
Can't you do it?
I see.
Then I'll do it.
"Do it, manjuu".
"Mom, I'll be there, so come on".
A nostalgic "pickle-ningen" confrontation.
This confrontation is also breathtaking.
Which one will win?
It doesn't look like it.
I'm surprised.
We're telling you to use "handy".
If you're going to use "handy", we're going to tell you to stop.
You guys are no good.
We're only here to make you feel better.
We're always doing it carefully.
A lot of people are leading us.
That's true.
I didn't know how to give up.
With only three soft drinks, we won 80,000 points.
We won 13,000 points.
We won 12,000 points for eating this apple.
It's not enough.
Look at that.
You can drink milk and eat flies here.
This is a good location.
You failed to withdraw in Hokkaido.
You can recover here.
If you make a mistake here, you will lose.
It's okay.
Now, we have come to the celebration farm.
Cow bag.
Cow bag and this milk.
How about seven against seven now?
That's right.
In addition, considering that Yasuda-san's amazing technique is here,
I will also use this milk bun as a handy.
Eat some of this first and then touch Yasuda-san.
That's better with only milk.
This bun is quite a handy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In addition to that, let's see how many seconds Yasuda- san can drink this celebration farm milk in about a few seconds.
Oh, I'm already surprised.
It looks strong.
Now, I will measure it with a watch.
Let's measure it.
It's only a second.
If you look at the watch, you won't know.
Oh, really?
Here we go.
Ready...
Go!
The sound of "pa-kon" is strange.
"Pa-kon" means "drink".
I think that speed is insufficient now.
I will also...
Eat one of these first and then...
In order to measure one's own strength...
Ready...
Go!
This is different.
This is an "uster" bun.
I see.
That was dangerous.
This is two, right?
Still, it's two!
This is very important for us, Yasuda-san.
Yasuda-kun, how...
How many buns can I eat while I'm eating buns?
Two and a half? Two and a half?
Even if you eat three, you'll be fine.
If I eat these buns while they eat three...
Then, Yasuda-kun...
You can do it, right?
I can do it.
If I eat two buns and drink a cup of milk before you drink three cups of milk...
Can I win?
You can win. You can win.
You can win, right?
If I win, you'll have time to rest.
You'll be able to breathe again.
That's how it is.
Ah, I feel like I'm going to throw up.
You're going to throw up.
Oizumi-san, here you go.
Yes, yes.
Ready...
Go!
Fujimura-san, Fujimura-san.
Fujimura-san, drink one cup of milk.
Yoshimi-san, drink it.
No, no, no.
Yasuda-kun, drink it!
No, no, no!
Kousei-san, drink it!
I'm going to throw up!
I threw up! I threw up!
I threw up! I can't drink it!
I can't drink it!
Yasuda-kun, what's with you?!
Yasuda-kun!
Yasuda-kun! Yasuda-kun!
It's important!
It's important! It's important!
Yasuda-kun, you did your best again!
Even with this special skill, you did your best too much!
It's totally different from Japan now, so you can afford it!
Yasuda-kun!
I see...
You didn't have to forget it at all, Yasuda-kun!
I didn't see it...
You didn't see it!
You didn't see the enemy's situation at all, Yasuda-kun!
Yasuda-kun, you were amazing!
No, um...
I'm sorry... I'm sorry for showing you my painful side.
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, but... I'm sorry, but can you let me do it one more time?!
Why?!
Can you let me do it one more time?!
Wait a minute!
Please! Until now, I can't withdraw!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but you drank it all up!
Can you let me do it one more time?!
It's tough already!
Can you let me do it one more time?!
I'm sorry, but can you let me do it?!
It was tough just now, wasn't it, Yasuda-kun?
Can you let me do it one more time?!
Until now, I'm not amazing anymore...
We've shown you something incredible!
However, next week we'll still be competing in Iwate!
However, next week we'll have an even greater tragedy!
Everyone, don't miss it!
Look forward to it!
What's with you...
When I'm with you guys, you guys are so uncool!
I can't do it!
No, no, no!
Watch out!
I can't do it anymore!
You'll get hurt one of these days!
If you do things like that!