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Good evening!
It's Wednesday, as you know.
Now then!
Starting tonight, we'll finally start planning our overseas trip!
Where we're going, and what we're going to do!
Let's take a look!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
How is your Wednesday?
Good evening.
Today is March 5th, Monday.
Actually, next Tuesday, 13th,
Mr. Ohizumi's schedule will be over.
Thank you for your support.
Have a nice day.
It's a long-term plan.
It's autumn of the year before.
Yes, it's been a year and a half.
Since I left that unpleasant memory,
I'm abroad, Mr. Ohizumi.
I'm wearing only one wig today.
I don't know what to say.
Don't you know?
I'm busy, so I can't prepare for the day before.
It's stupid to prepare for the day before.
I don't know where I'm going.
When I prepare for the day before,
I have various things.
I don't know if it's cold or not.
I have a fleece.
I have various things.
But I only have this one.
I'm stupid at the end of the day.
If I know where I'm going, I don't need a fleece.
And I always decide where I'm going when it's warm.
I'm wearing a T-shirt, shoes and pants.
Sometimes you make a mistake.
When I went to Alaska,
I said "Alaska is sea bread."
Northern Europe is shortbread.
I said "shortbread."
Sea bread.
Shortbread.
By the way, our luggage is here.
It's not much.
There is a board in the back.
Let's take a look at it first.
Can I take a picture of it?
No, you don't have to be afraid of it.
We are the number one in the world.
All of these are your choices from now on.
Where will you go?
It's difficult.
You don't have any plans for this area and that area?
I only prepare for this area.
I see.
This area is difficult.
Even if you drop me, this area is difficult.
I will go somewhere else from now on.
I can't go home anymore.
Of course you will drop me.
By the way, this is the country and area we have visited so far, right?
That's right.
This is the only place we have visited.
This is North America.
This is America.
This is also a crossing.
That's right.
This is also a heavy crossing.
That's right.
This is also a roundabout.
This is Asia.
Asia is Korea, North Korea and Malaysia.
Yes.
You have been to many countries.
In total, we have been to 22 countries in December.
But we have been to many places.
That's right.
Even though we have been to many places, there are still some places we haven't visited yet.
That's right.
There are still many places we haven't visited yet.
That's right.
The world is wide.
That's right.
Would you like to see it?
Wait a minute.
What do you think of it?
Looking at the rest of the space, we can't go there because we can't go there.
We can't go there because we can't go there.
That's right.
That's usually the case.
Let's continue.
I don't like it.
You haven't been there, have you?
No.
Look at you.
You are rampaging.
You haven't been to Russia, Siberia and China.
Africa is dangerous.
You haven't been there, have you?
Africa is always in danger.
You haven't been there, have you?
It's better not to think about it.
That's right.
However, this time...
We haven't been there, but...
Finally...
We have already set foot somewhere in this area, Oizumi-san!
I'm sorry, Oizumi-san!
Russia, Siberia...
We might go there!
And China!
We might go there!
South America!
We might go there, Oizumi-san!
Middle East!
There's a possibility!
And...
Is there Middle East?! And...
Africa!
There is!
And...
Antarctica!
We might go there!
To be honest, how about you?
This is a tough one!
But...
Ah...
Maybe...
This way?
Maybe this way?
I mean, I'm prepared for this!
So, we're going somewhere in this area, right?
Yes, we are.
What are we going to do?
Let me tell you what we're going to do first.
Can I say it?
It's getting...
It's getting too narrow.
What are we going to do?
This time...
We're going to...
take photos of wild animals for you, Oizumi-yo!
What's up, Oizumi-san!?
He's gone!
What's up, Oizumi-san!?
I don't know...
He collapsed from his back, Oizumi-san!
I'm going to take photos of wild animals again!
I don't know what you're talking about!
No, no, no, Oizumi-san!
Wild animals! I don't know what you're talking about!
No, no, no, Oizumi-san!
Wild animals are harsh!
Well, Oizumi-san...
I'm sorry, but I have a reason to finish you off...
No, no, no, Oizumi-san!
Can you tell us your destination in your own words?
Are you serious!?
Okay, I'll tell you my destination...
Africa!
That's too bad...
What!?
Why!?
Actually, it's not like that...
Wild animals are here!
Actually, it's not like that...
It's not like that...
There's a country where you can meet the world's best wild animals!
That's right!
It's a country where you can meet the world's best wild animals!
No, it's not!
It's Savannah!
No, it's not!
So, Mr. Apple, it's about time for you to go!
Yes!
What? Wild animals?
The country where you can meet a lot of wild animals this time is...
Jubei!
Costa Rica!
Really?!
Costa Rica?!
Mr. Apple, we're finally heading for Jubei!
Costa Rica?!
Where is it?!
Mr. Apple, it's over there!
It hurts!
Really?!
Mr. Apple, I don't know what you believe in!
No one has ever seen a jubei!
It's delicious!
It's delicious?!
Yes, it is!
Mr. Apple, it's over there!
Mr. Apple, it hurts!
This time we're going to Costa Rica and asking Mr. Oizumi to take photos of wild animals.
Sounds good! Sounds good! Sounds good! Sounds good!
That's what we're gonna do.
To do that, we're gonna set up our own backup plan and ask Mr. Oizumi to take good photos of us!
Well, if you compare it to a jungle or something like that, it's Malaysia.
We've been there. We've been there.
But we haven't been able to capture anything good.
Like...
A penguin monkey.
A penguin monkey?!
A goat we caught in bed.
A goat we caught in bed. A goat we caught in bed. A goat we caught in bed.
Oh!
Just a bat.
A bat, just a bat, just a tank.
Whoa! What are you taking?!
And... a snake!
A white snake?!
Viewers, we don't want you to see just what we've got!
Well... we've got a tiger.
No, no, no, no, no!
A deer! A deer! A deer! A deer!
What do you mean "a deer"?
Wait, he's too big!
A deer!
It was a deer!
We've got that too, right?
That's all we could get, so with that in mind...
We couldn't get it on a Malaysian channel.
You idiot!
We couldn't get it because it was Malaysia.
We thought, if we went to the place with the most animals on earth, we could get a picture.
So we thought, where is it?
It's not Africa, is it?
No. It's not Africa, is it?
It's a country called Costa Rica in Central America.
Let me explain.
Central America is unfamiliar to Japanese people.
Among them, there are seven countries in the Pacific Ocean and Caribbean Sea.
Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, and Costa Rica have only the impression of "a little scary area".
However, in fact, the country we are heading for is a sanitary neutral country that does not have an army and an advanced country that protects the environment.
At a small degree between Chicago and Kyushu, one- tenth of all animals on earth, especially birds, live there.
In addition, there is such data.
If you measure the number of animals that live about 10,000 square kilometers, Costa Rica is number one in the world with 615 species.
In other words, it is a country where you can meet the most diverse animals in the world.
So, it's amateurs who go to Africa to get animals.
It's "jubei".
Oh, Costa Rica.
Oh, that's fun.
For example, what kind of animal is it?
Jaguar.
Yes.
Giant alligator.
Giant alligator like this.
Like this.
Amateurs.
Oh.
And this time, let's say it's our goal.
Do you want to catch it?
Yes.
The world's most beautiful bird called "quetzal" lives in Costa Rica.
Quetzal.
The world's most beautiful bird called "quetzal" lives in Costa Rica.
But it's not like a mansion or something like that.
It's not like that.
It's Caesar!
It's Tetsuka Osamu-sensei's bird of fire.
It's said that it became a model of that.
It's the most beautiful bird in the world.
In the wild?
Yes, in the wild.
It would be amazing if we got it.
We couldn't get it because we said we'd get an aurora.
We couldn't get it!
But we'll get it this time!
I'm sorry, but we'll get it!
We're going with that much calculation.
We do calculations every time, don't we?
We do it every time.
The equipment was bad before.
The equipment is...
Ozumi-san!
I just hit it!
With this...
Wow!
It's 600mm telescope.
It's a bazooka!
With this...
In the jungle...
Ozumi-san!
I can't get anything until I get used to it.
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
With my hands...
This tripod...
You have to wear it, Ozumi-san!
You have to wear it!
But...
I'm used to it at the end.
It's only natural with your hands.
Yes!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to ask you to find this bazooka as soon as possible.
I'll support you!
Ozumi-san!
With my left hand!
If you don't find the bazooka...
I'm going to ask you to stay.
Me?
Oh, really?
Then we're going to aim for it again this time.
Let's aim for it.
We're going to head for space first.
Yes!
From space, we're going to Dallas, America!
Dallas!
It's 11 hours to get here!
Then we're going to head back to Dallas...
America, Dallas!
Costa Rica's capital, San Jose!
I've heard of San Jose!
You've heard of it?
Then we're going to stay one night there...
Then we'll go to the jungle.
Colcobardo National Park.
It's close to Panama's border.
We'll stay there for 2 nights and 3 days.
So we'll stay there for 2 nights and 3 days?
Yes, for 2 nights and 3 days.
If we can't film there, we'll go to another place.
We're going to Monteverde Nature Reserve.
You can see the quetzals there too.
Do you have photos of the quetzals?
Of course we do.
I saw it.
It's beautiful.
It's very beautiful.
It's green and red.
It has a long tail.
It's a relatively large bird.
What's its language?
It's Spanish.
But you don't know any of it, do you?
No, I don't know any of it.
Cajetx...
What was it again?
You said you didn't know it.
I don't know it now.
The more you ride it, the more I get cold.
You're excited now, aren't you?
I'm excited.
I think you'll be more excited than me, Ojimi-san.
But I don't think I'll be more excited than you.
I haven't ridden it for 5 years.
I don't think I've ridden it more than you.
Anyway, it's warm and hot if you go there.
You're wearing short sleeves, Ojimi-san.
Of course I've prepared your excited outfit for you.
If you wear this, you'll be excited, won't you?
When you think of animals, you think of that person.
Am I that person?
Am I going to be singing in Costa Rica forever?
Oh, I forgot something important.
If you take a picture of me riding it, Ojimi-san will give you a classic.
Everyone, the plane has just arrived at Dallas Hogwarts.
It has an anglerfish in it.
It's an overnight risk for us to mistake the man left on board for a woman as a reminder we...
We've just arrived in Costa Rica.
San Jose.
We're in San Jose.
In a hotel.
Why are we in a hotel?
You always say you don't have one.
You don't have one, do you?
You don't have any cash?
No, we don't.
For now, let's talk about Costa Rica.
But as soon as we arrived, one thing happened.
My bag...
For some reason, there wasn't one of my baggage in San Jose Airport in Costa Rica.
Where did it go?
Maybe it went to San Jose.
That's right.
There's a place called San Jose in San Francisco.
It's exactly the same.
Oh, I see.
Maybe your luggage is now under the California sky.
That's right, that's right.
Oh, I see.
Do you still have your pants and clothes with you?
I do, but...
You've evolved.
You haven't changed at all.
No, I haven't.
You're too generous.
Yes.
What do you have in your bag?
A Game Boy.
It's useless.
You have no choice but to play games.
From what I've heard, it's going to get pretty hot tomorrow.
It's going to get hot.
You'll go somewhere hot again, right?
I'm not half-baked.
You don't have any feelings or priorities for the director or the director's staff, do you?
Let's go get it.
Don't tell me to wrap it up.
Get out of my way, director.
For now...
Starting tomorrow...
Here it is.
Corcobird National Park.
First thing in the morning...
Yes.
We're going to San Jose Airport.
Then we'll take a charter plane...
No!
An airplane!
We'll take a small airplane and go to an airport near Corcobird National Park.
Yes.
Then...
I don't usually explain this, but...
We'll take a car and a boat.
I don't know.
Why don't you look it up?
I don't know.
Why?
You'll know when you go there.
So we'll take a boat and a car and go there tomorrow.
There's another reason why we're here in Costa Rica.
There's a powerful ally.
Hiroshi, who used to be on HTV a year ago.
Hiroshi, the director of my debut, Genki's time,
is now in Costa Rica for some reason.
We'll find out what mistakes he made in Costa Rica.
He's doing it with all his might.
We'll go from Costa Rica.
You're dressed like Costa Rican.
I'm dressed like Costa Rican.
You're dressed like Costa Rican.
Where?
You don't have to deliver your luggage.
I have it!
Good morning.
You went to Asai Airport, but you didn't deliver your luggage.
I didn't deliver my luggage.
You're dressed like Costa Rican.
But you got a T-shirt.
It's not a uniform.
We didn't make it ourselves.
It's for sale.
We're going to fly.
And this fear...
You're scared, aren't you?
It's a terrible wind.
Will we fly in this fear?
It's scary.
We'll fly, right? That's why it's falling sometimes.
That's right.
It's a terrible wind.
Last year, there were about four planes.
It's not likely to fall in the morning.
What do you mean, "it's okay in the morning"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay in the morning.
Look!
It's small.
I'm checking each one with my finger.
Is that so?
Are you checking with your finger?
What is this?
I had a feeling like that, but is it okay now?
Look over there! An airplane without wings!
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What is that?
It's obviously a burnt mark!
It's obviously...
It's obviously a burnt mark! Are you okay?
Is it okay to leave it like that?
It's important to leave it like that.
Don't you try to leave it like that?
Do you leave it like that so you don't forget your mistakes?
That's right, that's right.
It's like a stone monument.
You made it too big.
It makes you feel nervous.
It's like a caterpillar without wings.
We followed the most beautiful bird in the world, Ketzal, to the Korkobird National Park.
But next week, a big wall will hit us.
Don't miss it!
Don't...
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