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Good evening, it's Wednesday, how about it?
Tonight, for the first time in two years, that shocking popular plan is back.
Well, what is it?
It's a hint!
Yes, please have a look, here you go.
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
Wednesday, how about it?
No, no, no.
What we're doing this time is...
What is it?
Well, I don't think you know what it is, but...
If you're not familiar with it, you'll know what it is.
Yes, it's this high-heeled outfit.
And if you listen carefully, you'll hear this light motor sound.
Somehow you can see it, can't you?
This time it's...
Fishing stories!
A popular series of projects!
That's right! A popular series of projects!
Thank you for waiting for us!
Speaking of fishing stories, we've had a number of fierce battles in the past.
We have! Speaking of fishing stories, we've had a number of fierce battles in the past.
The first one was in Monbezu.
Ah, we did it!
We went fishing!
Everyone was swayed by the boat and spit out their spit.
That comparison of spitting out your spit...
It was painful.
And the second one was young
What are we going to catch?
I'm curious about it!
What we're going to do this time is...
We're going fishing again!
Are you sure you're going to do that?
I did it!
It's winter.
That's all we have.
We have to do it in season.
That's right.
You know what?
We don't have anything to do.
That said...
We'll do it when we have to.
It's a game, mister.
And you know what?
You're the only one who hasn't become a fisherman yet.
Oh, you're right.
You're first.
I'm second.
Am I?
Yes, you are.
But you're the only one who hasn't become a fisherman yet.
I'm the only one who hasn't become a fisherman yet.
I'm disappointed in you.
You're welcome!
Is it a draw now?
Yes, it is.
It's not like it's the first or the second time.
The game is getting out of hand.
My second loss is getting out of hand.
The game is getting out of hand.
There are 13 fish now.
Are there 12?
Yes, there are 12.
Hey! There's only one difference!
There's no difference!
There's only one difference!
I'll explain it to you later.
Yes, you have to follow the rules.
We have to follow the rules.
Let's decide who's going to be a fisherman.
You have to know how to fish.
That's right.
You have to know how to fish.
That's what we want to do this time.
That's right.
We have to call someone who doesn't run out of battery.
That's right.
Let's call a guest.
A guest?
Yes!
A guest?
Yes!
There's a guest.
It's not just us!
Who is it?
I'd like to introduce him.
He's our guest for this episode.
Yellow ugly guy!
It's on!
It's spinning!
It's flying!
You did it!
Are you aiming for the championship again this time, Oni-chan?
You're a bad guy!
No, no!
You're a bad guy, Oni-san!
The fierce battle has already begun.
It's heating up.
If you react like this, there will be one person who will go crazy!
There is one more person this time!
There is one more person!
Is there anyone else?
Who is it?
Black New Face!
No, it's not!
You're amazing!
That was the best!
Nice to meet you!
At this stage, the viewers are wondering who it is!
Which one is it?
After all, Oni-chan, who looks at Black New Face, looks like an older brother!
Oizumi-san!
Yes!
This time, there are two people.
We are divided into two groups!
Oizumi-san and New Face!
And I am...
This Oni-chan!
This time, it's a team battle!
Nice to meet you!
If you ride it, Oni-chan, will you show it?
Is it okay for me to ride a car?
It's a car-riding action.
Would you like to ride it together?
Hahahahaha!
If you look at it from behind, you can't do anything.
Oh! You can open it!
You can do anything with it.
You do it first!
You go first!
Hahahahaha!
No! Look at me!
You go like this from behind!
Hahahahaha!
With a light mind!
You go again!
Hahahahaha!
With a light mind!
Hahahahaha!
Now we are heading for Shinshu.
This is the third fishing spot confrontation.
This rule!
This time, it's not just about fishing!
It's not just about fishing!
Yes!
Well, as usual, one point for fishing!
Yes!
This time, it's about eating!
Two points for each!
So you can get three points for one fish!
So this time, it's not just about fishing!
It's also about eating a lot!
Eating a lot!
It's cheap and you have money ready!
This is a big project in the past!
Yes!
There are two highlights!
What do you think?
It doesn't mean that the tempo will get worse!
Hahahahaha!
You don't have to eat it one by one!
For example, Mr. Oizumi is a fisherman.
And Mr. Noh is a eater.
Mr. Oizumi is eating next to Mr. Noh.
There is such a strategy!
On the other hand, you can catch it in one go and eat it up in the second half!
There is such a strategy!
But it doesn't mean you can't eat it!
It's not difficult!
However, fishing is in full swing now!
Fishing is in full swing now!
I think I'll go to Miketa!
100!
100 fish!
Can you catch it?
100 fish!
Wow!
If you catch 10 or 20, you'll eat them all.
But if you catch 100, you'll end up eating a lot.
It's too late for that now.
All we can do now is eat.
I can't believe what's happened to our customers.
I can't believe what's happened to our customers. This is so frustrating!
About 2 hours?
About 2 hours.
2 hours isn't enough?
Let's say it's about 2 hours. Let's say it's about 2 hours.
Then we'll limit it to about 2 hours!
About 2 hours, right?
Yeah! About 2 hours, right?
I'm sure everyone's looking forward to the hot battle.
Yeah! I'm sure everyone's looking forward to the hot battle.
I'm sure everyone's looking forward to the hot battle.
Getting the title of "Fishing Idiot".
That's right, mister! Getting the title of "Fishing Idiot".
It's the best thing ever! It's an honor!
Mister...
Yes?
If you do that this time...
If you shine with the honor of "Fishing Idiot", you'll get something special!
There is something special, Mr. Oizumi!
Why don't you two do it?
Go ahead and invite them!
Once again, we're in Sapporo's underground area.
We're in Sapporo's underground area.
"HTV Corner"!
It's that one street!
Wow!
The winner's...
panel...
is on the floor!
It's spread out!
That's right! It's spread out!
HTV Corner
Is the champion team going to display their photos again?
Or will Mr. Oizumi get his revenge and finally become champion?
And then there's Noh-chan!
No one has said who he is yet!
Now, it's time for the battle!
I couldn't get excited about any of your talks, but is it okay like this?
No, Mr. Oizumi, you're so fired up that you can't even see what's in front of you!
You're the one who's always like that!
Hey!
Get a hold of yourself!
Now, Mr. Oizumi, you're so fired up that you can't even see what's in front of you!
We're heating you up with our "Fishing Idiot Battle" episode 3!
Hey, Mr. Oizumi, you're so fired up that you can't even see what's in front of you!
Fishing Idiot Battle
We've arrived at Shinshi-no-tsumura!
Yaaaaay!
Since it's the end of the season,
Wow!
we're going to catch 100-150 for sure!
For real!
Are you okay, sir?
Yeah, I'm fine! Are you okay, sir?
How many do you usually catch?
Yes! How many do you usually catch?
About 20 per hour.
20 per hour?
Yes. About 20 per hour.
If you're going to catch 100, you need 5 hours.
Um...
If you have a skill like mine, you can't catch 20 per hour, right?
No. If you have a skill like mine, you can't catch 20 per hour, right?
If you have a skill like mine, you can't catch 20 per hour, right?
Well, you know...
My hand... Well, you know...
My joints...
I can't lick my hands like a young person.
You can't lick them! I can't lick my hands like a young person.
Maybe it's because you haven't been doing it for a while...
Your joints hurt.
Oh, yeah. Your joints hurt.
Have mercy on me, okay?
Okay.
And with that...
What kind of corner is this?!
I don't know anymore!
Have mercy on me!
Is that how you're going to do it?!
Okay. Is that how you're going to do it?!
Are you going to split up into two?
Yes! Are you going to split up into two?
Can I change now?
Huh?! Can I change now?
You're right!
Okay, then...
Okay!
Let's do rock, paper, scissors and see who wins.
That's not what you said.
That's where we start, Noh-chan!
This is hard...
It's hard, Noh-chan! It's hard!
Noh-chan, it's hard!
Noh-chan, you're down!
Noh-chan, it's hard!
What do you mean?! Noh-chan, it's hard!
You're at your limit!
Are you ready, everyone?
Yes!
Okay!
It's Noh-chan.
Your face is...
It's not like a convenience store face... It's not like a convenience store face...
It's more like a convenience store go-to.
It's gotten worse.
Dad! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
It's my first time doing this!
Compared to Kanion-chan, this doesn't look like it'll be very popular, Noh-chan!
Play ball!
Well done!
Great! Well done!
It's 11:15 now!
Yes!
Of course, it's important to find the shell, right?
That's right!
If you can't find the shell, it's over for you!
Yes, yes, yes! I can feel it!
Can you feel it?
Look at this feeling!
You can feel it, right?
It's stupid to give it up here!
I see!
In other words, if you see one caught here, you'll be disappointed!
Let me show you double!
I see!
It's been two and a half years since I updated!
Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta!
Hello, everyone who drinks tea!
I'm Izumiyo!
Yes! Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta!
Is there an update in the case of double?
There is an update!
Oh, I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Are you nervous?
Hurry up!
Wow!
Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta!
Double update!
There is an update in front of the camera!
Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta!
Wow!
It's crazy!
Wow!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Let me show you!
Yes!
It's Wednesday!
Thank you!
Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta! Dattatta!
Hello, everyone who drinks tea!
I'm Izumiyo!
It's Wednesday!
Yes! It's Wednesday! It's Wednesday! It's Wednesday!
The start is the start of double!
That's right!
I didn't think there would be an update from the nose!
I didn't think so!
Hey, this guy will get a triple!
What will you do?
If you get a triple, you can sing one song!
You can show off one song!
No way!
I'll give you one.
I wonder if I'll get one.
Let's have a little more secretive conversation.
I'll give you one.
The yellow team's comments are sober.
If we don't put in the bait, these noseless guys won't be able to hold it.
That's right.
That's terrible, Otoku.
I got one!
Is it a double?
It's a single.
Yeah, it's a single!
No update!
Put it there.
Water.
Water?
Who brought it?
Mister.
Even if we don't put it in Yasuda-kun's place, we won't be able to catch it.
Let me have it!
Why are you quiet?!
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey!
Don't hold back!
I got one!
You got one?!
Otoku, not yet!
Not yet.
Wait for it, Otoku!
We'll wait until we both get a double.
Okay, okay.
Are you getting one, Oto?
Yeah, I got one.
Do you want me to lift it up?
If you lift it up like that and look over there, won't you be noseless?
It's okay!
You're still noseless!
Wow!
I'll ride the south wind and run!
Wow!
Otoku.
Yes?
Don't give weird directions!
15 minutes have passed and it's 7 against 1.
Did you get one?!
What did you get?!
No, no, no.
I only got one.
Oh, you only got one.
You're really dead, aren't you?!
I can't even take it away.
Yasuda!
Yes?
If you can stand by now, eat it!
Already?
For now...
You can't talk about it.
I have to mark it.
I see.
Oh, Yasuda!
You're rubbing it!
Yes.
Oh, Yasuda!
Good boy!
Wow!
Oh!
What's up?
I...
Oh!
Towel!
You got caught!
Idiot!
You can't get ice here, so you got caught and got away!
You're stupid!
Come on, let's do it in the team.
Come on!
It was a double!
You!
Eat it!
OK.
Do it for me.
OK.
I'll hit you in the waist where you start eating.
Hahaha!
I'll bite you!
I'll definitely hit you in the waist!
Hahaha!
Yasuda, is this OK?
A little more...
Oh!
You're getting there!
Wow!
You're getting there!
OK.
I still have four left.
Wow!
Hahaha!
Wow!
Hahaha!
Wow!
It's so natural!
Hahaha!
It's so natural!
Hahaha!
I still have four left.
Hahaha!
Wow!
Hahaha!
You're putting it back where you caught it!
Hahaha!
You're taking it away!
Hahaha!
That's where you can eat a lot of meat!
Yeah.
OK, next...
Yeah!
Hahaha!
You only caught one, but you're so excited!
I know, right?
You're so excited!
Hahaha!
Did the other team say anything?
Hahaha!
No, they didn't say anything.
Oh, they didn't say anything.
In your case, you said your name.
That's right.
What is this?
Hahaha!
It's still up there.
Hahaha!
It's still up there.
Is it still up there?
Hahaha!
No way! No way!
Hey!
That's a great direct hit!
Seriously!
Is it still up there?
Yes.
Hahaha!
No way! No way!
I'm sorry.
One of them ran away.
I didn't run away!
Hahaha!
What a team, as usual!
Hahaha!
How did it go in the beginning?
Hahaha!
It's still up there.
It's not up there yet, not yet exciting.
Anyway, you let one go.
Hahaha!
It's fast.
It was a fast action.
Listen up, Oto.
Yes.
Don't let him get close.
Understood?
Hahaha!
I'll cut you off.
Hahaha!
Listen up.
In a little while,
Yes.
I'll bring you three bottles of sake.
Hahaha!
Be careful from there!
From there?
Yes.
You know, there's homemade sake in Shinshinutsu.
Yes.
Be sure to advertise it!
Hahaha!
I'll bring it to you.
It's dangerous if you drink it afterwards.
Yes!
Oto!
Hahaha!
Is it sweet?
It's sweet!
Huh?
Full name.
Now, 45 minutes have passed.
It's water!
Wow!
Hahaha!
I caught it!
Wow!
I caught it!
It's been a while since I caught it!
Wow!
It's here, mister!
Oh, it's shrinking a lot!
Oh! Is it a gift?
What is it?
Who is the rumored...
The rumor is that it is a gift.
Excuse me. We have a gentleman's garden.
We got you a gift.
Thank you very much.
Sir, please advertise it a little.
Well, well, well...
Fishing is also a matter of risk.
Let's put a fishing rod here and...
Let's all put our heads together and...
Fishingmen are...
carefree.
I see!
Fish are carefree, too.
We can catch them when we want, but we can't catch them when we don't want to.
In such a case, we should go along with their carefreeness...
Well, I'll drink this sake and...
When I get home, even if I'm a young man,
I hope I can catch a lot of "obora".
That would be fun.
Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to this big "obora".
Oh, here it is!
Have you got it?
Yes, it's the first one!
Well, I'll try this one.
I'll try this one.
I'll try it first.
Which one will you drink, Mr. Ojimi?
I don't like "obora".
Did you have "koppo"?
No, I didn't.
Mr. Ojimi...
Is it a big one?
Here it is.
Is it?
The sword of the previous actor worked well.
I've caught it! I've caught it!
I've caught it!
Wow!
It's the second one!
Wow!
Well, I'll put it back for a moment.
In the meantime, there are three "oboras" over there.
Yes, there are.
They are in a pinch.
In the meantime...
I've caught it! I've caught it!
Wow!
I'm going to the Ototakuma
No, no, no! "I'm going to the Ototakuma"
Here we go!
My tenth one!
I'll go with you!
I'm going to the Iyodori!
Welcome!
I've brought you some good alcohol.
You've brought it, boss?
I've brought it.
Here you go.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is good!
Is it?
This is good!
No!
You've added two points!
Here you go.
Thank you!
You've added four points!
This is bad!
This is bad for me!
On top of that...
Boom! Boom!
You've added four points!
Are you serious?!
Why do you always get one point for catching and two for eating?!
No, no, no!
Our new members are heading to the farm.
We were going to end it in one round, but we got excited and ended up doing it in two rounds.
This is the third episode of "Catching and Eating".
In order to break the "two points if you eat it" rule...
...we're going to do it one more time.
It's hard for me to do it like this...
...but you won't regret it!
"Catching and Eating" will end in the spring.
We'll be apart for two weeks...
...but don't forget about us!
Make sure you watch it!
You won't regret it!
Now, who's the catcher?!
Double!
We're in a tie!
Eat it! Eat it!
This is bad! I'm hungry!
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One point difference is a reversal!
I'm hungry!
Please make me a catcher!