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Good evening!
It's Wednesday, how's it going?
We're going to go around Kikaijima on a rear car and draw a circle of unity.
Last week we ended with just a plan announcement, but will we finally start planning for this week?
No, no, no, no!
This week, we'll have a quarrel in that hotel's four-person room!
Well, well, let's watch it!
I'm back!
Nooo!
I'm back!
Stop it already, you idiot.
What are you talking about?
Where are we going, you idiot?
Why are we going to Kikaijima? I don't know why we're going there!
It's just right!
It's not just right! What's wrong with you, you idiot?
Look over there! There's a tent in there!
What's with you, you camping gear-conscious guy?
I brought it just in case!
It's a tent!
What do you mean, "tent"?
It's a tent!
It's a 20-or-30-square-meter tent!
If you pull a rear car and sleep in a tent with four people, you'll get caught!
What? I didn't hear you!
Lastly, I'd like you to say a few words of encouragement.
I don't feel like doing anything, but...
You feel like doing something, don't you?
I do!
Tomorrow, I'll...
You can't say that!
He's already...
He's already swallowing it!
He's all worn out!
Okay, here we go!
Okay!
Okay, here we go!
Yeah!
One group!
Go around Kikaijima!
Use Mojidori Rock!
Yeah!
Good job, Ogu-san!
And with that, the first episode of "The Return of Ogu- san" happily started from this hotel's four- person room.
However, this night...
After the camera stopped rolling...
Actually, there was a conflict.
It's a bed fight.
I'd like you to look at the viewfinder in this room.
In addition to the usual twin beds...
There are also two beds that you can't say you've tried putting them down for now.
A conflict broke out over this bed, which is obviously of a different rank.
As a result of the discussion...
A winded cast member went to the twin bed...
And then...
The director himself, who took this small room...
Went to each of the two beds, which were uncomfortable to sleep in.
However, director...
This arrangement...
For some reason, it had changed.
Hey...
Good morning, Ogu-san.
Well? Did you sleep well?
Did I let you sleep?
Of course you did.
I was trying to sleep like you did.
But I couldn't sleep for a long time.
Ogu-san, why did you sleep in such a bed?
What?
I was sleeping there, right?
Yeah...
And then...
The investigator who took this room...
Yeah, I'm glad.
Right?
Yeah.
While you were sleeping and brushing your teeth...
Yeah...
He said... "Buzz buzz buzz buzz!"
Heh heh heh heh...
This is weird...
This bed is weird, but...
I'm sleeping, you know!
Yeah yeah. I'm sleeping, you know!
That's weird, Mabe.
This bed is weird...
Hah hah hah!
What's so funny about this?
The spring is weird.
The spring hits my waist.
Weird.
What about Fujian's bed?
This is my bed.
I was just talking about it.
Right?
Touching this bed while you're sleeping.
Fujian's bed is good.
Fujian's bed is still good.
I'll try sleeping here.
I'll sleep on this side next time.
This side is good.
I can still watch this side.
Ozmi-kun, try sleeping on this side.
Try sleeping on this side.
This bed is weird.
The spring is weird.
If it's really weird,
then how weird is this bed?
I'm interested in it.
Look, I'm sleeping on this bed.
It's telling me to sleep here.
So I tried sleeping on it.
Right, you tried checking it out.
I tried sleeping on it,
but this bed is weird!
The spring directly hits your body.
That's where we were sleeping.
That's where you were sleeping.
You came back to where you were sleeping.
That's where I was sleeping.
That's where you were sleeping.
That's right. It's open here.
Right?
You don't seem like you want to be filmed anymore.
I couldn't help it. I thought I had to sleep in this bed, so I slept in this bed.
Then he said, "This bed is weird."
This is the bed I'm sleeping in right now, everyone.
That's true. This bed is too low.
Right? You're leaning over, aren't you?
Actually, this bed wasn't a comfortable bed.
This bed is still better.
It's still hard.
It's a good bed.
It's easy to sleep in.
But I decided to sleep in it.
I decided to sleep in this screen bed.
Then the owner said, "Bojimei, won't you change?"
He told me to change even more.
I was surprised.
He said, "Bojimei, you're already young."
That's right. I said that to you, too.
How long am I going to be young?
As long as you're here, I've known for a long time that I'm not a 23-year-old college student anymore.
I'm a 27-year-old adult now.
I'm about to be 30 soon.
I'm a nerd, but you're about to be 40 soon.
You're going to grow up, too.
I don't want to say it, but you know...
Fujimura-kun, I...
What?
Fujimura-kun, I...
What's up?
I've been on national broadcasts many times.
Fujimura-kun.
Do you know TV Asahi?
I know, I know.
Fujimura-kun, when I go to Tokyo...
I'm a guy who uses a single twin room in a Prince Hotel in Roppongi.
Wow, do you always do that?
Of course.
TV Asahi-san will rent me a room like this.
Wow.
But with this HDB...
I'm probably contributing more than TV Asahi.
I see.
With this HDB...
There are four people in a twin room!
And in that bed...
There is a difference in rank.
Even in that bed...
I spent a lot of time looking for it...
And in the bed that I think is the worst...
As a result, I end up sleeping five times.
You guys are weird.
We're weird?
Yeah.
We're still weird?
Yeah.
Even before the project started!
I don't know what "weird" means!
That's right.
Fujimura-kun...
The project hasn't even started!
That's right.
We haven't done anything.
We haven't done anything!
All we did was dance.
And then...
You bastard!
So, we're finally leaving for Kikaijima.
Sounds good.
Sounds good?
Since we haven't done anything, does that mean we're leaving?
No!
To Kikaijima!
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
Alright.
Alright, let's go to Kikaijima!
Why do I always have to say "let's go to Kikaijima"?
I know! Let's go to Kikaijima!
Are you stupid?!
To Kikaijima!
Thank you for waiting for us!
You're welcome. Thank you for waiting for us!
We've been waiting for you for a long time!
We've been waiting for you, everyone!
We've finally landed on Kikaijima!
Yeah! We've finally landed on Kikaijima!
As expected of you, Mr. Oizumi!
The temperature isn't as high as we thought it would be...
No, mister!
I'm wearing this hot shirt from Hokkaido...
...and standing next to a sweet and delicious man in Kikaijima!
When are you going to wear short sleeves?
I'm wearing a fleece.
You're wearing short sleeves.
We've prepared a map of Kikaijima for you.
BAM!
It looks like a little cell, doesn't it?
The total area is about 50km.
We're currently about here.
I see.
As a starting point...
...we'd like to go round and round...
I see. ...we'd like to go round and round...
...around the clock.
In the end, we...
...have taken a hotel called Kikai Daichi Hotel.
The red roof you can see over there.
We want to go there!
So we're going to go around.
We have to go around to get to the hotel.
I wonder if we'll be able to walk this far.
That's the problem.
There will be people who fall off.
But for that reason, mister...
If someone falls off...
...we'll put them in the rear car...
...and try our best to go all the way.
Where's the rear car?
No, no, no!
Shall we take a look?
Here's the rear car!
A manufacturer called Muramatsu in Tokyo...
...has sent it straight to Kikai Island!
His name is Yamada-kun!
Yamada-kun?!
It seems his name is Yamada-kun!
The product name is Yamada-kun!
Yamada-kun! The product name is Yamada-kun!
A new comrade!
Yamada-kun!
I'd like you to write down the powerful word "united" here, Oizumi-san.
Can I write "united" there?
Are you okay? Won't you be protected?
If you write "united" and walk with a rear car...
Now, let's think about it in this fear.
By the way, Oizumi-san, how's your body?
Um... I already have some joint pain.
I'm okay.
- You're okay? - Yes.
If you're in pain, you can get in from the top.
- I'm okay. - You're okay?
- Yes. - Are you sure?
- No, no. - No, no.
Let's go!
Let's unite and go around Kikaijima!
Let's make a star street circle!
Ready, set, go!
Why are you breathing in?
How is it, Oizumi-san?
Yamada-kun is a man who can really use it.
- Really? - Yes.
I was worried about how much this rear car would get in the way, but it's pretty easy.
- Oh, really? - This is really...
- You're not using any force at all? - No, look.
- Oh, you're right. - With my fingers.
- Oh! But even if you ride it... - I don't think it's a big deal for people to ride it.
- It's going up a little bit, right? - Is it going up?
- No, Yamada-kun can tell. - It's going up.
- It's going up a little bit, right? - It's going up.
- First of all, it's going up. - I don't think it's going up at all.
- No, Yamada-kun is saying it's going up. - That's...
- It's sensitively transmitted to the ear. - It's sensitively transmitted to the ear.
- Then, it's been about five minutes since I pulled it out, but it's already sticking out here.
- What? - You can't feel it in five minutes.
- Five minutes! Five minutes! - Five minutes! Five minutes!
- Yamada-kun, you're amazing. You said it only five minutes ago. - I know I'm amazing, but I need to let go of my right hand as soon as possible.
- I'm already sweating a little. - This could be a good exercise.
- If you don't hurry, you'll get sunburned. - Of course.
- You need to move forward a little. - No, Yamada - kun, I was surprised because something changed in my body as soon as I thought of it.
- Oh, it's going down a little now, right? - It's going down.
- Yamada-kun is saying that it's going down. - It's going down.
- If it goes down like this, Yamada-kun will kick me out of here. - Yamada-kun will kick you out of here.
- It's subtle. - It's been 12 minutes now.
- It's been 12 minutes, but... - You're not tired yet, are you?
- It's not like I'm tired. It's not like I'm going to a nearby convenience store. - That's right.
- I'm not tired either. - You're right.
- I'm surprised. - You're right.
- Is this a beach? Is this an artificial beach? - I see.
- I see, I see. - It's beautiful, it's beautiful.
- Shall we stop by? - It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.
- Is it usually like this on a mechanical island? - That's right.
- Let's start walking. - Oh, I saw it! - Has it been about 30 minutes? - It's already been 30 minutes.
- In Manpo-kei, there are already 2,764. - Wow, that's amazing!
- Can you check how many people are actually coming? - With a map? - Yes, with a map.
We've come all the way here, and we've been walking all the way here, and we're about here.
Wow! In 30 minutes!
- I think we can do it! - It's pretty fast.
- It's surprisingly fast! - I think we can do it!
- If we work hard, we'll get there by tomorrow. - Really?
- For now, let's do everything today? - Let's go to a village as much as possible.
- Yeah. - Can we go to Araki?
- We can go to Araki. - We can go.
- Let's go there. - Let's go. - Okay!
- I can predict it, but I'm not good at drawing.
- It's getting dark.
- We're leaving at 4 o'clock, right? - Yeah.
- Even if we go to Araki now...
- I'm not stupid. - Yeah.
- I'm looking for a car. - Yeah.
- There isn't one. - There isn't one in Araki?
- I can't say that to you, mister. - I'll do my best.
- I've been thinking about it. - Yeah.
- It's been an hour since we started walking. - Yeah.
- And...
- There's a hotel at the airport. - Yeah.
- We can go back now. - What?
- You know... - What?
- You know... - That's a good idea.
- Yamada-kun's chest...
I'm sad...
There's a tomorrow.
Good job on your first day.
Good job.
Shall we review today?
Shall we?
Let's do it.
Review...
Where's the start?
Here, right?
And...
Like this...
We've come this far.
Yes.
We're back.
But we're making a small circle while we're not aware of it.
That's right.
One first.
One first...
Because it's small, we made a circle.
That's right.
Even if it's a circle like this...
Is it such a failure to call it a circle?
Ba...
Ba...ta...ta...
Ba... ba...ta...ta...
Wait a second...
I'm barely talking right now.
I'm pushing my feelings away and going far away.
It's funny, right?
Even if we say we haven't progressed at all, we have no choice but to do it on a Saturday.
That's right. It's the second day.
In the end, we still have about 40kg or more.
We still have 40kg or more.
We don't have it!
We haven't run at all!
Tomorrow is the end of the so-called island.
Mucha Kana Park.
From the name itself, it's called Mucha Kana!
But we don't say "mucha"!
We say "mucha kana"!
That's right.
That's why we're provoking it.
Can we make it this far?
I think we can. We have Yamada-kun with us.
You're saying we can do anything with Yamada-kun, aren't you?
Yamada-kun is our luggage.
I've got an idea.
One of us will carry three people and run.
Yamada-kun will carry three people and run.
Shall we try it in the morning?
Let's see how far we can go.
Let's say something realistic.
It's impossible for three people to ride there.
It's impossible.
Let's do it two at a time.
Two people will ride and one will carry and run.
And one will carry nothing and run.
And if one person goes, the other will carry and run.
In other words, this is what the director has come up with.
One person will carry and run.
The other will carry and run and change places when tired.
And if the two of you reach your limit, you'll be able to carry and run.
I think we can do it at that pace.
Let's do it at one in the afternoon.
At one in the afternoon?
Let's do it at one in the afternoon.
I see.
Let's do it at one in the afternoon.
I have an idea.
Let's tie a rope around your waist and hold it like this.
Don't you need to lift it up?
No, you need to accelerate it.
As you accelerate it, you'll be able to lift it up.
So it won't stop, will it?
No, it won't.
If it stops...
Yamada will pull it and it'll be over.
In other words, this is the strategy that Mr. Yamada has come up with.
The two of them tie the obi around their waist to Mr. Yamada's.
However, that alone won't be enough to lift Mr. Yamada up.
So they have to accelerate enough to keep running.
It's like a dog sledding system.
Dog sledding style.
Shall we try both of them?
However, Mr. Yamada needs more speed.
It's hard to pull it.
So you need to accelerate it.
Mr. Yamada needs speed.
So what I'm saying is...
Mr. Fujimi said it was 1 p.m., but I thought it would arrive in the morning.
I thought it would arrive in the morning.
That's what you're saying, isn't it?
That's what I think.
So it's about time for them to make curry.
Let's do it together.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's do it in the morning.
So you two are going to try both of them, right?
You're scared, aren't you?
It's 9 o'clock in that hole right now.
Go home!
Aren't you tired?
Walking like this?
White horse competition!
Mr. Yamada's camping trip will end here.
Next week, we will finally try Mr. Yamada's dog sledding strategy.
Right, mister?
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Next week, we won't be sledding.
Next week, we will fall!