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Gentsukin Nishi-Nihon Seihakuha Part 5!
"Hime-daruma" appears! Start!
"Hime-daruma" Part 5!
- Finally, my wife is here! - Is that so?
- I'm getting excited. - Me too!
- She's going to be my daughter-in-law. - That's right!
- But you're excited, right? - I am.
Why?!
- What a beautiful river! - What a beautiful place!
- A place with beautiful water requires a beautiful woman! - Of course!
- She must have a good personality, too! - That's right!
- She must have a good personality, too! - That's great!
- She lives in such an amazing place! - She must be a good girl!
- Ah! There she is! - Ah!
- Ah! She's here! - She's here!
"Hime-daruma" Part 5!
- You've been very busy today. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for coming today. - I hope you like it.
- I'm not good at saying things like "I hope you like it." - That's right.
- I'll see you in a bit. - Ah!
"Hime-daruma" Part 5!
She really is "Akoiri", "Akoiri-musume".
Oh, my! What a beautiful blue!
- This is... - What a beautiful blue she is!
- What do you think? - What do you think?
Oh, my! What a beautiful blue she is!
It's a little early, but please enjoy it!
- Please enjoy it! - Please enjoy it!
Hey, you too! Go home!
Part 6!
- Oh, my! What a beautiful blue she is! - Oh, my! What a beautiful blue she is!
- I'm so happy! - Mr. Kojima. - Yes?
- I'd like you to look me in the eye. - Yes.
- If you're ready to marry me... - Yes, I'd like you to look me in the eye.
- Would you look me in the eye? - Yes.
Now, I'm going to look you in the eye.
- Oh, my! What a beautiful blue she is! - Oh, my! What a beautiful blue she is!
Don't be shy!
From now on, you're not alone!
You're going to live together!
Smile for me! Cheese!
What a beautiful blue she is!
Thank you for coming today!
You're still young, but I hope you'll continue to teach and educate others!
- Thank you for coming today! - Thank you!
Now, we're going on a honeymoon. Are you ready?
- Shall we go on a honeymoon? - Let's go!
When did you say "honeymoon"?
No, it's good.
Is it good?
It's really good!
It's like "You can do it!"
Right? Does it make you happy?
It makes me happy! And you're even laughing, Daruma-san!
I'm so happy!
Wow, Mister!
You've got three people on your back!
From above, you're amazing, Mister!
You're a little bit bald, Daruma-kun!
You are, Mister!
There's a cute little tiger on your back!
A forgotten tiger!
I'm just riding on this tiger that doesn't climb at all.
That was the tiger of Izumo, wasn't it?
He lost his parents in an accident...
What an unfortunate accident...
Wow, it's so beautiful!
Mister!
Yes?
I'm hungry. Would you like to have lunch with me?
Yes!
Then, would you like to have lunch with me?
What?
Would you like to have lunch with me?
Then, let's have a match!
I didn't say anything like "If you're tired, change with me!"
You didn't say it, but you're hungry, right?
I'm hungry.
Then, let's have a match!
You're crazy!
Why?
If you're hungry, let's have a match!
Okay, okay...
What? What? What?
If you win, you'll change with me!
Of course!
Let's do it!
Are you okay?
It's about time you win!
What?
It's about time you win!
I'll win!
This is a serious match!
Yeah, it's a serious match!
Let's do it!
I thought about it earlier, but you're so heavy!
Bamboo!
Sweet food battle!
What we have prepared for you today is basically the same thing.
However, the contents are different.
One of them is Mr. Uncomfortable Red Bean.
And one of them has sweet potato in it.
So we're going to battle with the one we've chosen, right?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Before we battle, let me make it clear.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
If you win, you'll let me drive, right?
Of course!
How much will you let me drive?
That's important.
To Miyazaki.
There's still a long way to go to Miyazaki.
There's still a long way to go.
You haven't been here at all today.
Is it okay for you to go to a place like this?
You won't know even if you touch it.
The feeling is the same.
Which one do you want?
The green one.
Please pick it up.
It says "boiled mochi" on it.
Big boiled mochi.
Since it's a red bean battle, let's do it again!
Red bean battle!
Let's get started!
Is there something in it?
How many will you eat?
What?
One more?
What?
There's nothing in it.
What?
There are five of them.
It's a one-bag battle.
This is...
Huh? Didn't you say that before?
That's not how you do it, mister!
If you had five in your mouth, you'd eat them all!
No, no, no!
Because one of them is small!
It's a mochi!
It's mochi!
Look at the size of it!
It's amazing that you ate five of them.
If it's two of them, I still have a chance of winning!
Hey, let's split it in half and eat it!
If it's five of them...
Red bean battle!
Five versus four!
If it's four of them, I still have a chance of winning!
I still have a chance of winning!
Okay?
Win for me, mister!
- Ready? - Yes!
Takeda-sweets competition. Sweets competition, part 3!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
It's started! Takeda-sweets competition!
If I had said it first, mister would have been faster!
This time, mister is learning more and more.
He's not putting in a lot at once, mister.
He's putting in little by little.
Fujimura-san is getting faster and faster!
He's getting faster and faster!
Go ahead!
From now on...
What's with you?!
From now on, we're in the same position!
Mister's lead is already half!
He's getting faster and faster!
Don't lose!
Don't lose, mister!
As I thought, anko is painful!
Now, Majinga!
Majinga is faster than mister!
Damn it!
Anko again?!
Anko is killing me!
I can't do it anymore!
Is this "Doctor's Top"?
I can do it! I can still do it!
Ah, it's okay.
Ah, Mister, you're already wet!
Mister...
I won't bite even one more.
Oh!
Oh my!
"Oh my"!
He let me eat one!
I see...
Ah, here it is!
And I'm already eating three of them!
"Oh my"!
Not only did Mister let me eat one, but he also ate it!
In other words, Fujimura-kun will eat six of them!
Mister will eat three of them, and Fujimura-kun will eat six of them!
Oh my, he's eating twice as much as me!
He's eating twice as much as me!
Here you go! Here you go, Fujimura-kun!
Ah, what a great smell!
Fujimura-kun still looks like he's enjoying it!
Look, Mister is already...
Already...
He's already a ghost!
He's obviously a ghost!
Okay, we're lining up now!
We're lining up now!
This is the last one!
Mister ate three of them, but he's already eating six of them!
"Oh my"!
Ah, Mister's pace is getting faster and faster!
This is looking good!
Tea!
Ah, here it is!
It's tea, Fujimura-kun!
Here's your tea!
Mister!
Here's your tea, Mister!
Here's your tea!
Look!
Mister might win!
He's chasing after me, Mister!
He's definitely going at a good pace!
Mister...
Which is the last one?!
Is it Mister?!
Mister's pace is getting faster and faster!
Is Mister finally going to eat it all?!
The battle is about to start!
We still don't know what's going to happen!
We still don't know!
Mister is chasing...
He's chasing after me, Mister!
He's chasing after me!
Okay, Mister is finally...
He's finally eating it all!
"Oh my"!
Mister's fierce chase!
Mister's last spurt!
Okay, it's getting tough now!
Fujimura-san is...
Fujimura-san is also...
Showing quite a stern expression!
But it's not decreasing!
It's not decreasing at all!
You're eating from the right side, Mister!
What are you saying?!
Fujimura-san is waiting for you!
Hurry up, Mister!
Okay!
Okay, Fujimura-san!
Hurry up!
What?!
There's still some left!
Ah, there's still some left!
Fujimura-kun has won!
Man, it was so close!
Well then, Mr. Mata Miyazaki, please aim for it and do your best!
Yes!
Hey, hey, what are you talking about?
But you didn't say you wanted to change, did you, Mr.?
What are you making me say, the cast member?
You didn't say you wanted to change, did you?
Because it feels good today, doesn't it?
That's right!
You didn't say you wanted to change, did you?
Because you're tired, you didn't say you wanted to change, did you?
Let's go with food!
Okay, let's do it!
You don't know what you're saying, do you?
You're just making me say "Mr."
You're still a big idiot!
If you miss that one, you're Miyazaki!
Okay!
Please aim for it, Mr. Miyazaki!
Yeah!
You'll be happy!
Yeah! I've entered Miyazaki Prefecture!
Yeah!
Thank you so much!
I'm so happy!
Oh! Does that mean?
Huh?
If you leave Miyazaki Prefecture and Kagoshima Prefecture...
Kagoshima Prefecture, right?
Aren't there two more?
Yeah, I can see them now!
I can see them now!
We'll go to the seaside again.
That's right! We'll go to the seaside and drive about 40km on Line 10.
After that, we'll go into the mountains again.
We'll go into the mountains again!
We will!
That's fine! We'll go into the mountains again!
You said you would, didn't you?
Did I?
We will!
Yeah.
We've both gotten a little nervous, haven't we?
Yeah, we've been running around all day.
It's 2 or 3 in the morning right now, and it's the toughest time of the day.
Yeah, it's the toughest time of the day.
We still can't see our destination.
We still can't see it.
Yeah.
We haven't eaten anything yet.
We've passed Nobyouga-no-machi.
We've passed it.
It's the most nerve-wracking time of the day.
Yeah.
What is it?
We're going to Ayamachi, which is close to Miyazaki.
The young man who just ate udon knew about Dodecho.
Did you know about Dodecho?
He was in Hokkaido a year ago.
Oh, really?
There are fans of Dodecho in Miyazaki, too.
That's amazing.
You're encouraging me.
I want to drive again.
Will you?
How do you feel about having fans?
Of course.
If no one is watching, I won't do it.
That's right.
Right?
You said what was obvious.
It's obvious.
Okay.
From here...
To today's destination, Ayamachi...
It's 54 kilometers.
54 kilometers?
Yes.
You can do it! 50 kilometers more!
Is it straight?
Wait a minute.
You said we'd go to No. 40.
It's No. 40.
This isn't No. 40, is it?
No, but even if it's 312 kilometers...
We'll go to the same place, so it's okay for now.
Is it okay?
Yeah.
Isn't there anything left?
Is it Yamamichi?
It's Yamamichi.
We're in Yamamichi.
We're in it.
Obviously.
That's right.
Yeah.
It was wrong of me to be afraid of No. 40.
No, no. Even if we go to No. 40, it's Yamamichi.
Is it?
Yeah.
I'll tell you. It's Chikamichi.
Chikamichi?
It's Chikamichi.
Was it Chikamichi?
It's Chikamichi.
I'll just say it's Chikamichi.
Is that so?
Don't worry, you can look at it for five minutes on top of it.
It's a good road.
That's right.
Why didn't you choose this road earlier?
It was a mistake.
I was careless.
You chose the wrong road at first.
I made a mistake.
That's right.
You're stupid, aren't you?
It's okay.
You're stupid, aren't you?
It's okay.
Hey, you idiot.
Is it effective, you bastard?
Oh, it's gravel.
I'll give you a hard time.
Be careful, it's full of holes.
It's dangerous.
It's a trial.
This little bump is all a trial for me.
You endured it well.
That's right.
You endured it well.
You just made a mistake.
That's right.
It's a trial you endured.
Why do you give me a trial?
As a director, we're going to make a lot of mountains.
The mountain we're at now.
We're coming back.
That's right.
Oh, it stinks.
It stinks, doesn't it?
It stinks.
It's a motorcycle, so I want you to smell it.
Thank you.
Now, it's already blooming.
This is Kofungun.
Yes.
In other words...
What is it?
The high mountains around here are already Kofun.
Oh, is that so?
This is already Kofun.
Oh, I feel the ancient romance.
Did you feel it?
I felt it.
Did you feel it?
No, I felt the wisdom of the predecessors.
Do you feel it?
I was touched by the ancient Merhen.
Did you feel it?
Yes, yes, I felt it.
You made a high mountain again.
I think I can make it, too.
I thought I could measure it with my own words.
No, you can't.
If it's an ancient romance, it's good.
Yes, I felt it.
I felt it.
This high mountain on the left is also Kofun.
Oh, history repeats itself.
I felt it.
I wonder if Shobelka is making Kofun around here.
Oh, what is it?
Are you making it in the end?
All right.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm sure you're making it.
You're putting clay there.
Are you making it now?
It's an ancient romance, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's go to the hot spring soon.
Yes, it is.
Please go to Kunitomi on Line 24.
Kunitomi.
Oh, is it wrong?
What?
I'm sorry. Please go straight a little more.
It's a national road. It's the next intersection.
It's wrong, isn't it?
All right.
You're saying "all right" in rhythm, aren't you?
That's right. I was talking about it.
I was looking at the map at the same time.
It says 200 something.
That's left.
Left?
Yes.
This is left, right?
It's left.
Left is fine, right?
That's right.
That's fine, right?
What are you talking about? Hurry up and leave.
This is a shortcut, isn't it?
It's not a shortcut. This is the only way.
Oh, really?
What are you talking about, mister?
If you go a little bit like this, you'll get to Kendo 45 Line.
45 Line, right?
I was going to go all the way to 45 Line, but I'm finally coming back here.
I see.
My neck hurts.
Why is that?
I don't have four years to read the map.
That's right.
I want you to look at it more.
That's right.
Even if you look at it like that, you're wrong.
There it is, 45 Line.
All right, this is it.
This is left... Oh, but it says it, doesn't it?
Yes.
It says it.
This is it. It's left, mister.
All right.
Yes.
My plan has succeeded!
And hurry up and turn off the turn signal, you idiot!
All right.
You're not going to the hot spring today.
You've been putting up with me for so long, but you're not going to the hot spring today for the first time in a while.
I don't want to say it now, but I want you two to go to the shortest distance while getting half drunk.
It may be my fault, but it doesn't matter if it's 1km or just 100m.
I just happened to fail.
If you blame me for that, I won't go to the hot spring.
I'll sleep next to you with a sweaty smell.
Can I go in?
You can go in the hot spring.
All right.
You know, it's terrible to say "idiot" to an idiot.
You can't blame someone who's doing his best and making mistakes.
So, you know, I feel sorry for you.
That's what I'm saying.
As expected of such a childish conversation, you're trying to go further up.
You've been driving up here just by talking, sir.
It's not very much for a salaryman, but you can't stand up to it.
That's weird.
The word "forty" is gone, too.
No, it's not.
Asshole.
Are you okay?
Oh, this. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
This 45 line just got cut off.
Did it?
But I dare say it's a shortcut.
This road is being cut short.
I see.
Are you okay?
Hey, Ujimura-kun, I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sure you're saying it's a detour or a shortcut.
I said it just now, but it's a shortcut.
Even if you say it's a shortcut, of course you'll say it's a shortcut.
That's right.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about.
That's right.
So it was a detour, wasn't it?
No, it's about the same.
You said it was a shortcut, didn't you?
I did say it, but it's either or.
Is that so?
I'm not saying it's a detour. It's a shortcut.
I'll hide it.
Ayacho!
There's fire in the room!
Let's run 280km today.
So we've easily exceeded 1,000km in total.
We've exceeded 1,000km.
Despite all the things that happened today...
That's right.
We ran that much.
It was a big event.
It really was a big event.
Today, we managed to make it to the hotel.
Yesterday, you said goodbye to me and went to sleep together.
But now we're together.
You're a little jealous.
Isn't this cute?
Is it?
You look like a watchmaker.
I'm embarrassed that I'm getting older.
I didn't know life had such fun things like this.
Where did you find that smell of yours?
It doesn't smell like you.
We have a robbery tomorrow, is it okay for you to do it today?
No, I'll do it tomorrow when I'm at the set.
No, it's okay.
It's okay, but it's funny.
I'll go first.
You can't go first.
I can't go first.
You're all wearing weird masks.
You're not wearing original masks, are you?
Episode 1
This time, I'm going to make a movie, and I'm going to make a hit.
So, fortunately, I'm going to have you gather for half a year.
I hope you understand that I'm doing it on my own.
Mr. Yasuzui, please separate your heads.
I hope you don't have a hard time for a while.
Now, finally, next month...
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