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This is "Magician ****".
On the third night of the West Japan championship, we were desperate to finally land in Kyushu on the last day of filming.
For the time being, we decided to run in the vicinity of Yamaguchi Prefecture.
On the other hand, Mr. who was exhausted decided to have a fast-eating confrontation with Fujimura- kun and Amaimo.
If you win, you change your driving.
But the opponent is a magician.
What is Mr.'s fate?
Do you understand?
Yes, I entered Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Yes, I entered.
Hello, everyone. How is Wednesday?
This is the last week of Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Yes, I finally entered Yamaguchi Prefecture.
And there is a roadside station ahead of here.
Let's have a decisive battle there.
Is it okay?
I've been thinking about it a lot.
What is it?
You bought it as a souvenir, didn't you?
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, we will have a match.
If I win, it may be a two-in-one match.
Are you going to beat the sports engine with all your might?
Fujimura.
And you may win two in a row.
And what are you going to do?
You will weaken the sports engine.
And you will eat sweets of victory in the car again.
It's not a powerful event for you.
Then, I will have a match.
If I win, I will use this red helmet as a stand.
That's good.
This is just a stand, so a red helmet will appear.
Is it okay?
These are the sweets we will use in the match.
I bought them at Kimosaki Onsen.
They are called "Okani Monaca".
Okani Monaca
I can't get enough of this sweet.
It's one of a kind, isn't it?
This is one of a kind.
It's amazing.
Okani Monaca
There are five of them here.
The one who eats two first and uses his hand for the third time will win.
It's like this, isn't it?
Yes.
It disappears in your mouth and you eat the next one.
Of course.
You eat one by one and put your tongue out.
But the referee is watching you.
If I say "OK", you say "Second one, OK!" and you eat the second one.
You can eat the second one.
You know, Mr. Kujimura's rule is "from nothing to nothing".
In my opinion, you look handsome no matter how you look at you.
I'm 100% supportive of you, Mr. Kujimura!
Let's drink tea one at a time.
You can drink as many as you like.
Put your hands on your knees.
Let's do it!
Ready...
Go!
Watch out!
Monaca One Pista!
Mr. Kujimura!
Mr. Unano!
Hurry up!
Let's drink tea one at a time!
Hurry up!
Thank you for waiting!
How does it taste?
Is it sweet?
I don't know.
Mr. Kujimura!
It's over if you put your hands on your knees!
Would you like some tea?
Mr. Kujimura!
My head hurts.
I'm so excited.
Are you eating it at once?
Yes.
Really?
I'm sorry for the accident.
You put your mouth in it!
You have to put your mouth in it!
It's fun to throw up in your mouth!
Don't bite it!
Swallow it!
It's a win if you put your hands on your three eyes!
How about Mr. Kujimura?
You still don't know the result?
Mr. Kujimura, how do you feel?
You still don't know the result?
Well, how about you, Mr. Kujimura?
Mr. Kujimura, please tell me!
Mr. Kujimura, come on out!
Mr. Kujimura, is it OK?
(laughing)
Mr. Hagi, you're almost there. Hang in there!
Hang in there, Mr. Hagi!
Don't bully the president!
Wow! That's amazing!
That's amazing!
Wow! It's beautiful!
Well, we have a radio show we have to go to tomorrow.
Oh, really?
It's 800km shorter than we planned.
800km!?
You shouldn't say "shorter" or "800km"!
So you shouldn't say "shorter" or "800km" this time.
And you should leave your motorcycle here.
And you shouldn't say "shorter" or "800km" when you're free again.
I don't think I can cut my schedule.
But you're here, so it's okay.
I'm here?
You're here.
You seem to be popular these days, but...
What's wrong with me?
You can cut as much as you like!
You're a little too much on this show!
You're too much on this show!
You're the worst person I've ever met!
Think of something!
What are you thinking about?
But I can accept any challenge!
But we still have 800km to go.
I don't think we'll be able to keep going like this.
So we're always thinking about when we'll be in a pinch.
But then again...
You don't have to wear a monaca or anything like that.
Just run around in a red helmet.
What do you mean "accept any challenge"?
Are you talking about something else?
As a game, as a project...
If we accept any challenge...
And if you win...
Then you'll be able to change your bike.
That's what I'm thinking about.
You know...
Our president...
- He paid for it... - That's right.
I'm happy about it...
But in the end, we lost.
I'm happy about it.
Being looked at with a monaca...
This is what happens.
Yeah. This is what happens.
We can't even eat.
We can't even eat at the restaurant.
We can't even use it.
It's just that the competition value has gone up.
The only thing I wasn't able to eat until now...
- Is what I had in me. - That's right.
- It was only within my limits. - That's right.
But in the end...
- It's still less than average. - It's still less than average!
- And you're here... - That's right.
- Fighting against a demon... - That's right.
- And you're looking at the ceiling... - That's right.
You're a youngster who's excited about eating something sweet...
And you're serious about it...
Then you're not mature enough to say, "Let's fight!"
That's right.
You're so serious about fighting against a youngster!
You beat me up.
I'm so sorry about you.
I didn't mean to beat you up.
I was going to give you a towel.
That rule is weird.
If you don't win, you have to eat something sweet.
That rule doesn't change.
You're the only one who's focused.
You're the only one who's trying to get a rematch or a challenge.
You're so excited.
You haven't won a game in a row.
You're the only one who's getting better and going home fat.
You sometimes eat sweets and go home.
Are you serious?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You should change.
You said you couldn't eat much, but you ate a lot of sweets.
I ate a lot of energy.
You ate a lot of sugar.
You should have been a TV champion.
You should have eaten a lot of sweets.
I was tired.
Because I couldn't change.
That's right.
Mr. Oita is looking for sweets.
I see.
I'll prepare it for you.
Sweets?
It's strange that sweets come to me.
Why am I challenged to do what I like every time?
When you say you can't eat sweets, you say you can eat sweets.
You don't say you can't eat sweets.
I can't help you with sweets.
You're terrible.
I remember your fear.
You ate sweets at the same pace as me.
You were scared of me, weren't you?
I'll tell you one thing.
When you say you can't eat sweets, you say you can't drink it.
I can't drink it.
It takes years for me to be able to drink it.
If I can't eat sweets like you, I can't drink it.
I'm a sweets craftsman.
I can't eat sweets like you.
You're right.
You can't drink it, can you?
He can't drink it.
That's right.
The first half of the game is against Hagi.
The second half of the game will be about 10 days later.
Let's do our best.
I'll gather with Hagi and start.
Let's do it.
I don't feel like doing it.
I don't feel like doing it at all.
I came all the way from Hokkaido to Hagi, Yamaguchi Prefecture.
I left my motorcycle here.
I didn't come to pick it up.
It was a nuisance.
I watched the previous video.
You checked it.
I checked it.
It was a nuisance to pick it up.
This is Mr.
Wow!
And this is Mr.
Wow!
I picked it up and started again in the second half.
Why did you go to Kyushu and get bald?
Leave it alone.
Actually, it makes sense to pick up Mr. Daruma.
Wow!
Well, Mr. Oizumi.
You are like his parent.
What?
Am I like Daruma's parent?
You are like Daruma's parent.
I can't say it well.
Well, it depends on what you say.
He is still single.
When I heard that he was single, I thought, "Maybe he has a wife."
I see.
So, we're going to Kyushu today.
We're going to a place called "Takeda" in Oita Prefecture.
It's called "Hime Daruma".
Hime Daruma
Hime Daruma!
"Hime Daruma" is about a woman who should be his wife, but she's actually in Oita Prefecture, Kyushu.
So we came all the way to Kyushu.
It's not a matchmaking, but we'd like you to get married here in Kyushu.
You're so cool.
I think you're thinking of me.
I'm happy for you.
I just found him a wife, but I don't know what his wife is.
This time, we're going to pick a theme for "Hime Daruma's Wife".
It's getting tough.
Isn't "Hime Daruma" a small thing?
I don't know until you say it.
I don't know what a woman version of this is.
I think it's a problem.
I don't think it's a woman version of this.
I think you're thinking of me.
I'm happy for you.
Hime Daruma's Wife
I'm happy for you.
I haven't seen you in a long time.
I've been waiting for this project.
What?
That's left.
Stop?
Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!
What's up?
Slipped?
What's up?
You slipped quickly, didn't you?
I slipped.
You slipped.
The second half of the game has begun.
Yes.
You were completely out of control.
I was completely out of control.
I'm in Kyushu now.
The sign is easy to understand.
If you turn right, you will reach Kyushu.
This tunnel is still different.
The air is bad.
It's terrible.
How many kilometers is Kambon Tunnel?
There is an oxygen mask in Kambon Tunnel.
We are getting closer and closer.
It will be soon.
Is it coming?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Let's go to Kyushu!
Let's go!
It's a cashier.
Do you have money?
Is this 20 yen?
It's 20 yen.
What's wrong with you?
Can't you ride it?
I'll explain it here.
In fact, this Kanmon Tunnel is not allowed to pass under 50cc per year.
Without knowing it, we have entered the farm and the toll booth.
Then, where should we pass with a 50cc motorcycle?
According to the old man in the toll booth, there is a separate tunnel for pedestrians called Kanmon Jindo Tunnel.
Jindo...
Does it cost money?
What?
Does it cost money?
Well...
It costs 20 yen.
20 yen?
Where should we go?
Then...
Is it separate from the car?
Yes, it's separate.
We don't have money, so it's a problem.
I'll give you 100 yen for the time being.
Where is Jindo?
Here it is.
This is it, isn't it?
This is it.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought we could pass with a motorcycle.
Why? Didn't you check anything?
I thought we could pass with a motorcycle.
Well...
You two...
The car will go with us.
You two...
For now...
Let's go through the Kanmon Tunnel and meet in Kyushu.
This is a primitive method, but please take a picture of Mr. Oizumi behind you.
Please.
I don't know the way.
What?
Where do we go from?
We have no choice but to ask that person.
Because we can't do anything.
Anyway, please come to Kyushu.
This is the tunnel of the car.
What are you doing for?
You don't look like a talent at all.
You're not excited at all.
I'll put in the depot.
You're lying.
I can't help it.
This is Kamon Tunnel.
Urushino-kun, please deal with it from a distance.
If you don't tell me the way, I'll ask you at the stand.
I just asked him for directions at the stand.
Urushino-kun, you were born in Kyushu, weren't you?
Kyushu is a good place.
Is it a good place?
It's warm.
Is it warm?
Is that so?
Was it in Saga Prefecture?
Yes, it is.
Is that so?
Was it in Saga Prefecture?
Yes, it is.
I see.
I got it!
I think you got it.
What is it?
It's straight.
If you go straight, you'll hit something.
If you go to the right...
Yes?
There's an escalator.
An escalator?
An escalator is a normal car.
Let's go.
Go straight.
Are you okay?
Can't you go with a car like that?
Are you okay?
You're not a kid.
Can you go with a car like that?
You said you'd give me 100 yen.
100 yen?
I gave you 100 yen earlier.
You should have given me more.
You didn't give me 100 yen at least.
You should have given me 1,000 yen at least.
You should have given me 100 yen at least.
Urushino-kun, you were born in Kyushu!
That's right.
We are in Kyushu!
Hello, how is the water?
Where is it?
It's right in front of you.
It's right in front of me?
Yes.
Ah, it's here!
Ah!
There it is! There it is!
Um, this is the human entrance.
This is the human entrance, isn't it?
This is only called the human entrance.
You can't ride it.
You can only push it.
You walk and push it, don't you?
Yes, you walk and push the bike.
Well, you know...
You can kill me with that beard, can't you?
Look it up!
Mr. Oizumi-kun, can you hear me?
Where are you now?
I'm in the elevator!
Let me explain!
The human entrance tunnel goes down vertically in the elevator,
exits the 780-meter-long tunnel,
and goes up on the ground in the elevator again!
What are you doing?
I'm going in.
Yes.
This is Fukuoka Prefecture.
This way, right?
This way.
Um...
Can you show me this way first?
This is hard!
90!
Are we there yet?
Yes, we are.
We're here!
We're finally here!
I'm in the elevator again!
If the director is a little more reasonable, he should be looking for an exit and going around first, but the way it is is that mustache, so how about it?
The director is human, isn't he?
Welcome to Kyushu!
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