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Good evening! How is the water?
This is the first episode of our journey through western Japan.
In fact, the most dangerous part of this trip is passing through roads with a lot of traffic.
There, the director chooses a country road as much as possible while looking at the map and decides the route.
This time, we came all the way to Tottori Prefecture while passing through such a road.
This week, we will start from the country road of Tottori Prefecture!
It's a beetle! It's a beetle!
There is snow in the mountain up there.
Yes, there is.
Is there?
Yes, there is.
I don't think we can go there.
It doesn't matter to you.
Well, it doesn't matter to me.
I think it doesn't matter, but there is snow in the direction we are going.
I can see it.
It doesn't matter, does it?
We can't choose a route by crossing such a high mountain.
We can't.
There is a lot of snow around here.
What is that snowy mountain?
Are we going there?
We are going there.
We are getting closer to that snowy mountain.
As you can see, we can cross this mountain.
Can we cross this mountain?
Wow!
Can we climb this mountain?
Jimro!
What?
Jimro!
Viewers!
Jimro!
Don't say that!
Why is it snowing like this, everyone? It's not good.
It's a lot of snow, isn't it? It's not on the road, is it?
It's not on the road. It's not? Are you okay?
If you get used to Mom's slippery road, I'll roll the sand for you.
It's a lot of snow, isn't it?
Why do we have to attack the mountain pass all of a sudden like this?
Hey! Stop it!
There's a secret, isn't there?
No, it was a failure.
It's snowing.
I told you to cut the grass.
You did it!
It's a nice place, isn't it?
It's a pretty good ocean road, isn't it?
There's a open-air bath under that bridge over there.
That bridge?
It's free of charge.
It's free of charge!
Yeah.
Let's hurry up and go in.
That's right.
Yeah.
Hurry up, okay?
Yeah.
We're in a hurry.
It's nice, isn't it?
We're in a hurry.
We were able to relax from the unexpected fatigue of crossing the pass.
We left Misasa Hot Spring at four in the afternoon.
We decided to go to Shimane Prefecture Tamatsukuri Hot Spring, which is about 100 kilometers away, and drove all day.
Our fatigue also peaked at six in the afternoon.
Finally, we came to the border of Shimane Prefecture, 38 kilometers in front of Tamatsukuri Hot Spring.
Well, I'm tired.
I'm tired, too.
My back hurts.
What?
Yes.
Does your back hurt?
Yes, it does.
Yours?
Yes.
I see.
Sitting in the passenger seat all the time is...
Sitting in the passenger seat all the time is tiring.
That's terrible, Fujimura-kun.
Isn't it?
Sitting in the passenger seat all the time is...
According to the map...
Well, is it okay?
Hey, say something.
Is it okay?
Your voice is blue.
Oh, we're in Shimane Prefecture!
Hey, hey, hey!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Well, thank you very much, everyone in Shimane Prefecture!
How is the water temperature?
We came all the way from Kyoto!
Good luck!
Okay, I'll do my best!
Sounds good!
Yeah!
Hurry up and go!
Huh?
What? What? What?
It's nothing! It's nothing!
What did you say? What did you say?
It's nothing, Oizumi-san.
What did you say just now?!
I didn't say anything.
Didn't you tell me to hurry up and go?!
Huh?!
Good luck, Oizumi-kun!
I'll do my best!
Be careful!
Be careful? Of course I will, Fujimura-kun!
Don't say things like "of course"! Are you going to hit me?!
My words haven't reached you at all!
So you're going to say "shut up" when you get home?
Kamazoo Wheelchair, turn left!
We're almost there!
Okay!
Wow, it's beautiful!
Wow, it's lighting up!
Wow, it's amazing!
And it's blooming!
Wow, it's blooming!
It's blooming!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Wow, it's beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful!
I'm a little tired!
I can't see Kyushu at all!
No matter how much I run and how much I stand, I can't see Tottori or Shimane.
I can only see Shiketamachi!
I've got sand in my muscles.
It's boring.
That's right!
It's boring.
It's impossible.
Sanyin is...
Sanyin is boring!
Soppatos...
If you were in Tohoku, you'd have gone crazy, wouldn't you?
I would.
You would, wouldn't you?
The distance is 240 kilometers.
In the last two days, I've run about 400 kilometers in total.
I have about 1,000 kilometers left.
I have about 1,000 kilometers left for tomorrow.
I have about 9 hours left.
9 hours?!
Shouldn't we change our fundamental way of thinking?
We're going to KAMU.
It's 30 kilometers per hour.
No matter how hard we work tomorrow, it's 240 kilometers today.
If we work hard realistically, it's about 300 kilometers, right?
If it's about 300 kilometers, we can go to Shimonoseki.
That's right.
We can go to Shimonoseki or not.
Let's change our plan.
What is it?
Let's go to Shimonoseki.
Let's start in Kyoto.
Let's go through Western Japan.
Let's go through China.
I see.
That's not a mistake, is it?
Let's shoot a trailer and say, "Let's go through China in KAMU."
They'll say, "We did it."
What do you think?
I've never heard of it before.
You've never heard of it before, have you?
He says little things as much as he plans.
Let's leave Mr. Akirekaeru's statement aside and review our journey so far.
Yesterday, we traveled from Kyoto to Kinosaki, Hyogo Prefecture, which is 160 kilometers away.
On the second day, we traveled to Tama, Shimane Prefecture, which is a total of 400 kilometers away.
We still have about 1,000 kilometers to go to Satamisaki, Kagoshima Prefecture in Seoul.
After all, we realized again that it was impossible to drive 1,400 kilometers in just three days.
So we decided to go as far as we could tomorrow and adjust our schedule for the rest of the journey and try again.
If you think about it, it's natural.
And the next day, we put another lantern on Mr. Oizumi's back and put a strong gang of Izumo, a tiger of Ariko, and Mr.'s mat on top of the helmet.
We also put a face of Hyottoko on it and started our third day.
Again, it's like a folk game position.
It feels good today.
Oh, it's Izumo City.
Yeah! We're in Izumo City! Thank you very much!
Is soba okay? Would you like to eat it?
I'd love to have it.
Is it open anytime? It's open from ten o'clock.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Is it okay to leave it here?
Is it okay?
What if it's used in a manga?
It's exactly the same.
It's the same, right?
Izumo soba.
Three servings.
It's good.
Ten minutes and thirty seconds left.
Mr. Hyottoko.
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's okay.
Izumo soba, too.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Izumo soba is good, isn't it?
It's good.
Izumo soba is good, isn't it?
It's shaking, isn't it?
That's right.
This hariko costs about 15,000 yen.
It cost a lot of money.
It's different from soba.
It's cool.
Fujimura-kun, I was asked a question.
What is it?
What are you running for?
Of course.
On the second platform is Colonel Tottori's snout.
On top of it is a huge hariko tiger.
And next to it is a man with a helmet and a headband.
I thought it was normal.
What are you running for?
To be honest, I said it while being embarrassed.
It's a TV project.
You're still thinking about it, aren't you?
What's so funny about making it a TV project?
The tiger is also shaking.
Is that so?
It looks like it's in a good mood.
That's right.
It's better than being in a store with a tiger.
Hey, stop!
Can I take this off, Tiger?
What?
Can I take this off?
Why?
My neck...my neck is gone.
Your neck?!
What's wrong with you?!
I'll just leave it like this. It's a neck swing, so...
This is the only part that's fixed, so...
It fell off like this, didn't it?
Of course you found it for me, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?!
I didn't.
You don't have a neck?!
Go look for a neck some other day!
I don't have one anymore, Ojimi-kun!
I don't have one anymore!
I'll just take it off.
Nice.
It's nice that you're taking it off, but it's really a pain in the neck.
Yeah, it's nice.
Ojimi-kun, it'll end up like this.
It'll end up like this for sure!
Huh?!
What's this?
Huh?!
Isn't this a tiger?
No, it's not.
It fell into the mud.
No, it's not!
Don't look at it!
Don't look at it, Ojimi-kun!
It's my tiger, isn't it?!
No, it's not.
It's my tiger, isn't it?!
It's definitely a beard, isn't it?!
It's an eye, isn't it?!
You pulled my tiger, didn't you?!
You asked me, didn't you?
It wasn't me!
It was my tiger!
It wasn't me!
Good night, Gwin.
Just forget about the tiger.
Hey!
It wasn't me!
I dodged it.
I dodged it, but it kept coming from behind.
I also got a big truck.
So you guys are...
What?
You were watching my tiger getting pulled by a big truck, weren't you?
I wasn't watching it!
Of course!
If you hadn't confirmed that it was his tiger, you would have left first!
You should have stopped it! You're human!
When I left, it was already gone.
It was already gone?
Because it was flying!
Huh?
It wasn't rolling!
Thank you, tiger.
Nice!
If you can fix it, I can fix it too!
I fixed it!
I've never made a cat's collar before!
I'll do my best!
He's a newspaper, isn't he?
Basically...
That's right!
Wow!
It says "shimonoseki" 251km away!
Is "shimonoseki" out yet?
It is!
251km?!
It is 251km!
Wow...
It's so far away!
Hey!
If you go a little more, there is a beautiful beach called Kotogahama where you can see dead sand.
When you step on it, it squeaks, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, that's nice.
Do you like it as a sand enthusiast?
Of course.
As a person who carries sand from Tottori, it has been my dream since a long time ago.
Dead sand.
After all, collecting dead sand is...
Collecting dead sand is...
Oh, is that so?
I see. You're a sand enthusiast, aren't you?
Well, dead sand is...
In this way, it appears in the waves near the seaside and the dried sand becomes better.
Oh, is that so?
Let's go and see if it actually happens.
Oh, oh!
Isn't it still ringing?
It is almost time.
I can't take my eyes off of this area anymore.
That is where it is wet.
The dark place is where it is wet.
That boundary...
That dried area.
That area will definitely ring.
It doesn't ring at all up to here, does it?
No, it doesn't.
It's barely ringing.
That boundary...
That colored river...
It rings there.
It's a match of 10m or less.
I see.
Sounds good.
Mushiro, make a sound like digging the ground.
OK.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Suneo-san, Suneo-san, Suneo-san, Suneo-san!
It's good!
- Finally! - Finally!
- It's only about 1m left! - We've finally reached it!
Let's have everyone listen to the crying sand!
- From here, it's finally about 3m! - Yes!
- Suneo-san! - Huh?!
- You've caught up to me! - Huh?!
Every time you walk, doesn't it make a sound like "kikiki"?
I mean, this kind of sound can come from anywhere.
This is the sound of "zaku" (crackling)
- He's saying "zaku". - He's saying "zaku".
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's here! - It's here!
It just cracked!
- Oh! - It's here!
- Don't make a fuss! - Don't make a fuss!
- It won't go in if you make a fuss!
- You're crying and it's annoying! - I'm sorry!
It's better if it goes in from the tip of the toe.
- It's not here. - I see!
- I... I... I didn't say "kikiki"! - You didn't say it!
- You didn't say it!
- You can't say it from here! - Sorry for moving my mouth!
- I see! - I moved my mouth a bit too early!
- I was trying to make you happy and I didn't say it! - No, no!
- It's not cracking! - It's not cracking!
- I'm relieved! - It's not cracking!
- Alright... - Suzuki-kun, make it crack!
- Wait! - Oh! There!
It's here, isn't it?
Is there such a thing?
No, there isn't.
Oh! There it is!
How is it? It's like sugar, isn't it?
Stop! It's here, right?
Well, this was precious, teacher.
Ah, I finally found the sand I was hoping for.
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's heavier than I thought it would be.
Is it that, Ozmic?
As I thought, sand is heavy.
As I thought, sand is heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy.
The tires are stuck together.
Isn't it dangerous?
It might be dangerous.
Maybe we should reduce the amount of sand.
But it's an important sample.
That's right.
But if the tires are stuck together, it's a problem for Fujimura-kun.
That's right.
How is it, teacher?
It's pretty good.
It's good?
Yes.
But it's not a balloon.
Maybe we should adjust it with the weight of the sand.
That's right.
We just had dinner and it's 4 o'clock now.
Today's driving distance is 130 kilometers.
Let's go a little more.
Let's go a little more. If we can, we will go 100 kilometers.
100 kilometers.
We have to go 100 kilometers.
We will go.
It's a tough time now.
It's pretty tough.
My butt hurts.
Does it hurt?
Yes.
Does it hurt?
Yes.
But we have no choice but to do it.
Do you want to do it?
Yes.
If you are sleepy, we can adjust it.
No.
It's okay.
We are always ready to adjust it.
It's okay.
Are you okay, Mr. Hyottoko?
Are you okay because you didn't adjust it?
Will you adjust it for me?
Can I?
Mr. Hyottoko.
If we go a little more, we will enter Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Yes.
Let's go there, Mr. Hyottoko.
That's right.
It's a critical situation for us to adjust it.
It's a critical situation.
I'm not asking you to adjust it for me.
I'm in a hurry.
Mr. Hyottoko.
Yes.
You said it, but you changed your mind easily.
You have a good point.
No, I don't.
No, no, no.
Let's say you play a game with me.
If you win me...
What kind of game?
For example, you eat fast.
You seem to like sweets recently, don't you?
I can eat it.
You can eat it, can't you?
Yes.
How about playing a game with me?
If you win, I'll change.
Watch out, mister!
This might be a trap, mister!
But you know, I've changed.
I'm confident I can win.
You've been eating sweets a lot lately.
You've stopped drinking, too.
You've been eating a lot of sweets.
But he's a demon!
As for sweets...
If you lose, you'll eat sweets like an idiot and drive again.
That's right.
Are you okay?
I might get tired.
You might get tired.
If you lose...
If you lose and drive like this...
That's right.
He's probably still eating in the back.
That's right.
After the game is over, he might say, "Too bad, mister."
But he might still eat a lot of sweets.
I see.
You should go home.
Why?
Are you running away from the game?
The game?
Are you running away from the game, mister?
Then...
Do you want to play a game of swordsmanship?
If I win there...
I can leave Yamaguchi prefecture to you.
Okay.
Yes.
It's a game, right?
I understand.
Will I win?
Next week...
The tired mister will drive with Fujimura.
They will eat a lot of sweets and compete with each other.
This will be the main part of the show.
Please don't miss it.
And Gentsuki...
He will be on the second half of the show.
Next week...
He will land in Kyushu.
When Toru lands in Kyushu...
A terrible incident will happen.
I can't wait for next week.
Gentsuki, please watch it.
I can't wait for next week.
I can't take my eyes off the food!
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It's a tentacle!
Gimura and G-star are in trouble!
What's up with you guys?
G-star, are you okay?
Can I kill that mustache of yours?
I'll make you pay for this!
G-star, Oizumi-kun, where are you right now?
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What will happen in the next episode of "Wonderful World"?
Our guest speakers are Yoshiaki Umegaki from "Wahaha Hoppo"...
...and a mini-drama themed "Computer Classroom" is coming soon!
Don't miss it!
This week's "Canama Relapse" is...
There's meat in this part of a pet bottle rocket!
What are you doing?!
Why would you do something like that?!
Go!
Oto! Midoriya!
Which one?!
Which one?! Midoriya! Midoriya! Midoriya! Midoriya!
Oto! Oto! Oto!