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Good evening, it's Wednesday, how about it?
Now, four weeks ahead of our expectations, we've entered.
Shikoku 88 places, two!
Tonight is finally the final episode.
And tonight, it's a double chance!
A new project will also be introduced!
Look forward to it!
Now, then, tonight's youkai, welcome!
You like stories, don't you, Mizutamari Bond?
There's only one left, so...
There's only one temple left, right?
There's only one temple left.
The temple at night is...
Kokugunji.
80th Kokugunji.
There's already a ghost appearing, so...
That's it for today!
In Takamatsu...
One night with them!
I'm scared!
Good morning!
I won't lose to a ghost!
The final episode starts from Takamatsu!
Eight days left!
81st Shiromineji.
82nd Negorogi.
83rd Ichidomineji.
One more!
Takamatsu City
The city is crowded now at 8.30am.
If we enter in on the left, we'll go to 84, but it's not like that.
We are going to circle around.
We will go from 87, 86, 85, 84 and in the end, 88.
Let me explain our strategy.
During this time period, we know that the city of Takamatsu is congested due to traffic jams due to last year's experience, but we avoided the city center and headed for the 87th street first, then took the 86th, 84th, and 85th streets in order and chose the route that leads to the last 88th street, Okuboji.
It is now 8:30 in the morning. It is 12:50 in the afternoon for us to fly from Takamatsu Airport to Sapporo.
The 88th and 84th streets in Shikoku, which have been congested for five days, will finally close.
If you read it wrong, it will be a problem.
That's why we want to eat udon at a yamadaya restaurant on a day like yesterday.
We have to go to a yamadaya restaurant.
We know that a yamadaya restaurant opens at 10 o'clock.
That's right.
But sometimes we have to go to a yamadaya restaurant.
Let me explain something more important here.
We have been looking forward to eating udon or yamadaya's zaru-bukkake udon at 85 Yaguri-ji.
In fact, we went to the restaurant as soon as it opened last year, ate zaru-bukkake udon, went around to 88 and made it on time for the plane.
In other words, if you finish your work and enter yamadaya by 10 o'clock in the morning, you will make it on time for the plane.
If you don't eat udon, it doesn't make sense to wait for you.
This is still flowing.
It doesn't mean that the operation is successful.
This is a traffic jam.
It's flowing.
The operation is successful.
It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
It's 7.3 kilometers in the morning.
It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
It's 9.27 in the morning.
It's 8.04 in the morning.
- 9.45 in the morning. - 9.45 in the morning.
- Next, Yaguri-ji. - Yaguri-ji.
- Udon shop opens at 10 o'clock. - 10 o'clock.
But we have to be careful over there.
We have to climb up there by cable.
- Oh, I see. - By train.
- That's right. - It takes a long time to go back and forth.
- We're late. - Yeah.
- Let's hurry up and go. - Yeah, let's hurry up and go.
- It's past 10 o'clock. - What?
- Didn't it take a long time to get out of the cable? - It does.
On the contrary, if it's too late to get out of the cable,
- we should eat udon now. - We should eat it now, right?
All right.
We've finally arrived at Yaguri-ji.
At this time of day, it's 10 o'clock in the morning.
The next departure time of the cable car, which leaves every 20 minutes,
is 10 o'clock and 10 minutes.
Should we wait another 10 minutes and get on the cable car?
Or should we eat zarbukkake first and get on the first cable car, which leaves at 10 o'clock and 30 minutes?
We've been forced to make the last choice.
And the conclusion we came up with is...
- Is it okay to eat udon? - We ate udon.
- We ate udon.
If we don't eat udon, there's no point in coming to Shikoku.
That's right.
Shikoku's last udon!
It's good!
No. 85, Yaguri-ji!
Just one more!
It's pretty bad.
- It's bad, isn't it? - It's bad, but we can't rush it.
- Is udon making a sound? - Is it making a sound?
- Yamadaya-san... - Wasn't our decision wrong?
- Wasn't udon a mistake in our decision? - Was it a mistake in our decision?
If we ate udon, we might not be able to go back to Sapporo.
The three of us should have known.
That it would be bad if we ate it.
But we ate it.
If we didn't eat it, we wouldn't be able to go back to Sapporo.
We didn't eat it, we wouldn't be able to go back to Sapporo.
It's the first time you say you won't be able to make it in time for your flight back.
You know, I'm so nervous right now.
I was doing everything according to Yamadaya-san's schedule.
I was in a hurry, but I bought you a souvenir udon like an idiot.
You didn't have to buy me udon.
I didn't want to be late.
You didn't want to eat udon, did you?
What?
You didn't want to eat udon, did you?
If you didn't make it in time, I wouldn't have bought you udon!
I thought I should have stopped you.
Don't say stupid things like you're going to eat udon.
What are you talking about?
What did you say when you said you were going to eat udon?
I said you should have bought me a big one!
What are you talking about?
If you bought me a big one, you wouldn't have had extra time, would you?
It's 23km from here to Okuboji.
You said 23km, didn't you?
According to the map we love in Shikoku, it takes one hour by car to Okuboji.
That's what you're saying, right?
Then it's 11:20 now, right?
Yes.
Give me one hour.
It's 12:20.
I don't think I can get on.
Then it's 12:50 on the plane, so you can't get on.
What is it?
Can't you make it if you work so hard?
I can't.
It takes 40 minutes from Okuboji to the airport.
That means we're heading for Okuboji now, but if we head for Okuboji, it'll be a detour.
Now is the time to decide.
Chief.
Isn't there a temple here?
This is a different temple.
Chief, what will you do?
That's where we'll part ways.
Are we going to Okuboji or the airport?
It's a bad path.
We don't have time to think.
You're right.
We're going to Okuboji.
Airplane?
Airplane is no good, right?
But we're going to Okuboji, right?
Let's go.
You made up your mind?
Are you sure?
Of course.
Are you sure?
Okuboji.
We're going to Okuboji.
Are you sure?
Of course.
#88 Okuboji
Okuboji
Is it over?
We have a new surprise for you!
Hey!
Is it over?!
We are now boarding the Shinkansen.
We are boarding from Tokyo.
We are going to Kyoto today.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
We just made a noise.
It's a rare occasion for a program.
You are announcing that you are going to Kyoto.
Kyoto.
What we are doing this time is...
I think we should make a proper travel show.
A proper travel show.
We won't go anywhere and show you anything.
But even in Tokyo, you seem to be very active.
Of course. But even in Tokyo, you seem to be very active.
I think we should make a travel show like a reporter.
I've been to many places, but I've rarely been successful.
Especially you, Oizumi-san.
People say you're a deceiving comedian.
They say you're a one-off comedian.
It's not a comedian or anything like that.
It's not a one-off comedian or anything like that.
It's not like that.
That's one of your great comedic styles.
But on general TV, that's all you do for work, Oizumi-san.
It's tough.
We've prepared a script for you.
Script
Huh?
What's this?
"Bulari Kyoto no Tabi" (Bulari Kyoto's Journey)
I see, I see.
I think we should make a show like that.
Script
"Bulari Kyoto no Tabi" (Bulari Kyoto's Journey)
Mr. Oizumi is a traveler who came to Kyoto for a trip.
Mr. Oizumi is a person who bought Kyoto's tour guide from a strange person.
What is this?
What is this little thing you're doing?
He's a young man.
I'm telling you, I've got a stomachache.
Mr. Oizumi is a young man.
Mr. Takayuki Suzuki and Mr. Yohji Oizumi will take you on a trip to Kyoto.
Mr. Suzuki is a traveler who came to Kyoto for the first time.
Mr. Oizumi is a young man who came to Kyoto for the first time.
That's what we're going to do.
Thank you for your cooperation.
First of all, scene one.
Mr. Suzuki is a young man walking in a stormy mountain with a guidebook in his hand.
Oh, that's nice.
Spring in Kyoto.
Oh, I just put "no" in the script.
Oh, is it okay?
That's fine.
Oh, is it okay?
He came in from "oh".
Oh, that's nice.
Is that okay?
Oh, is it okay?
Oh, I just put "no" in the script.
Oh, is it okay?
Actually, it's my first time in Kyoto.
Well, I'm in trouble.
Where should I go?
By chance, a Kyoto expert, Mr. Oizumi, a young man, appears.
Oh, is it okay?
Oh, I just put "no" in the script.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, I just put "no" in the script.
Oh, well.
All right! I'll help you.
I'll buy you a guide in spring Kyoto.
Isn't it too big?
No, no, it's fine.
Well, let's go.
And there's a narration.
A journey is a journey.
So, today's guide is Mr. Oizumi, a young man in Kyoto.
What will happen in this journey?
Oh, that's nice.
I'll put "arashiyama" in the narration.
Oh, that's nice.
I'll walk and explain.
Oh, I see.
I'll be a guide.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, is this camera okay?
Yes, it is.
Is there no moss?
No, there isn't.
Oh, you two have nose there.
It's okay, it's okay.
Arashiyama has cherry blossoms, too.
Yes, it is.
Okay, scene 2.
You two stand in front of Kinkakuji Temple.
Well, where will you go first in spring Kyoto?
Well, I was thinking of going to Kinkakuji Temple first.
First of all, I'm going to Kinkakuji Temple in Kimpika to get my hair pulled out.
Wow, I'm looking forward to it.
Wait a minute.
Is it long?
Will you keep it?
I think I'll keep it forever.
No, it's okay.
It's okay if it's long.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm going to pull out my thorn!
I'm looking forward to it!
In reality, I'm a cousin who was pulled out by a beautiful sweet girl.
If you're young, you can't help it.
Oh, by the way, we haven't said the title of this program yet, have we?
Hey, hey, it's true!
This is not the beginning of the journey!
I don't know about that!
Here we go!
Enjoy spring!
Eat gourmet!
Travel!
Kyoto's journey!
Mr. Sui, I was surprised and trusted you.
Mr. Sui, what do you think of Mr. Oizumi's story?
I'm pulling out my thorn!
It's unfortunate!
Wow!
You were excited, weren't you?
You didn't win!
I was trying to cover it up.
You were trying to go above it!
So, we're going to travel around Kyoto.
Well, we're going to explore the new area.
Sounds good.
Well, we're going to Kyoto.
Let's start with the first scene.
Scene one.
Yes.
Shall we?
Yes.
I'm going to say I'm pulling out my thorn when I'm eating a nice meal.
Scene two.
I'm going to say I'm pulling out my thorn when I'm eating a nice meal.
It was a little early in the cherry blossom season, wasn't it?
It was a little early.
It wasn't until this weekend.
That's right.
Isn't this location a little loose?
Well, let's get right to it.
Here in Arashiyama.
Scene one.
Oh, you're taking it already?
Would you like me to take it for you?
I think it's good.
The tension is perfect.
Right?
Well, it's good.
Kyoto in spring.
Hello, I'm Takaiki Suzuki.
I'm in Kyoto in early spring now.
But, it's fun here.
Actually, it's my first time in Kyoto.
I'm in trouble.
The buds have bloomed...
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
What have you done?
Well...
I'm traveling alone in Kyoto.
I don't know where I'm going.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
Oh?
Are you a beginner in Kyoto?
I won't let you do that!
Enjoy the spring in Kyoto!
All right!
I'll be your guide in Kyoto!
Really?
Oh, I'm so happy!
Of course!
Come on, come on, come on...
If you've decided, don't waste your time!
You...
You're in my way!
No, no, no...
This way!
The journey is unknown.
Actually, this "Traveling in Kyoto" is...
"A Red Lie Project".
As the script says, the young man walks happily.
However, after this, he will face unexpected events.
In the next scene at the goldsmith's parking lot,
a real travel protagonist appears, who can plan in one shot.
It's an agency, not an agency.
I don't know.
What is Kyoto's charm?
I don't know.
It's good to eat and it's good to see.
I can't talk about it all in one word.
It shows you a variety of charms.
And each of them has a wonderful expression.
Well, it's faster for you to see it than to talk about it.
That's right.
Then where should we go first?
Well, first of all...
I'm thinking of going to Kinkaku-ji temple.
That golden Kinkaku-ji temple...
It's a place where you can eat a lot of carbonated drinks.
I'm looking forward to it.
Well, it's a place where you can eat a lot of carbonated drinks.
If you don't like it, you can't help it.
But if you think about it, you haven't said the title of the show yet, have you?
This is no good!
This is where our journey does not begin!
You don't know that!
Let's go!
Enjoy spring!
Put some food in it!
Brarriiii!
A trade trip!
I forgot my moustache!
Aaaaaah!
Hahahahaha!
Aaaaaah!
It's a bomb!
What?!
No, no, no!
Hahahahaha!
No, no!
What?!
It's a curve!
Oh, I was surprised just now!
Hahahahaha!
Oh, I was surprised!
Well, Mister...
Yes?
Immediately...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I would like to announce the true plan!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Well, last time we started in Tokyo and came back to Sapporo in order to participate in the East Japan Rally.
This time, we will start in Kyoto and go all the way to Satamisaki in Kagoshima!
Aaaaaah!
Hahahahaha!
It's a bomb!
1,400 kilometers!
What?!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ready...
Go! Go!
Yes! Yes!
Mister...
Where are you?
I can't move!
Hahahahaha!
Are you okay?!
Hahahahaha!
I'm sleepy...
What is that thing?!
Hahahahaha!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Thank you! Thank you!
This will be the last run!
Yes!
Now, finally, we will start the race!
Wow, it's amazing!
I was surprised that we would go all the way to Kyoto!
I was really surprised!
I was surprised!
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The race for 1,400 kilometers will now begin!
I will also participate!
Hahahahaha!
This week's "Anatama Renax" is...
Go!
Wow! Clear!
I was looking forward to it!
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old!
It's embarrassing!
What is it?
I'm Yamada Hisashi.
I'm Otao Takuma.
Next time on "Wonderful World" is...
Our guest is Sekine Marisa.
She's getting closer to her charm with a dating show.
For some reason, a maid appears in a drama set in a computer classroom?
Look forward to it!