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Good evening, this is Doyou Channel.
This week, you can finally watch "30 Hours TV" in its entirety!
Finally, this week, I will also appear.
As a cook, I am very happy.
Now, here is the quiz.
Where is this week's mister? Please guess.
The answer is at the end of the program.
"Isn't it necessary to say it?" It was Doyou Chaharu.
How many seconds should I talk?
15 seconds.
5 seconds before.
8, 7, 6...
5 seconds before.
4, 3, 2, 1...
Captain.
What is it, chief?
9 hours, 6 minutes, 37 seconds until Golden Special.
I don't have time.
Tonight, 7 o'clock.
After this, the western police...
Tonight, 7 o'clock.
After this, the western police...
I'm sorry.
Hey!
How many seconds before?
I'm asking you, how many seconds before?
I don't need it!
If you're going to count like that...
I still have a lot of time.
I'm sorry.
I didn't count down.
It's not sorry.
If you look closely, you can see it.
This is the next scene.
This is Daimon.
Chief.
I'm going to take the last measure.
Yujiro.
Are you going to use the truck?
Yes.
I'll do my best to guard.
I'll give you one night.
Do you understand?
I understand.
Radio.
Please look at yesterday's ratings.
Is it effective in promoting this program?
What do you think, chief?
First of all, at 6:55 p.m.
6:55 p.m.
First of all, start.
What is this "start"?
Yes.
Information wide, evening Don Don's ratings...
We're lowering it a lot.
It's strange.
"Fire Challenge" is over.
Yes. Come here.
7:57 p.m.
Yes.
It's more than 14% more than expected.
I like it. You like it, don't you?
As expected of you, chief.
Thank you for your hard work.
Do you have a lot of work today?
And...
And a series of movements...
Nothing in particular.
Closing...
3...
3... 17...
17%!
I'm in trouble...
0%...
Then what are you doing it for?
I've been doing it earnestly.
What do you mean by "earnestly"?
You've been doing it earnestly like this?
Yes.
"Fire Challenge" is a great way of climbing up.
As I read in "Fujimura" earlier...
I saw a live commercial that people were looking forward to seeing.
And "moon" appeared in it.
The disappointed viewers' answers...
And "closing time" went down to 0.
It went down little by little.
Next, it's finally showtime.
Even if I say I'm doing it earnestly...
There's no one watching me.
Shibuya...
Who were you doing it for?
Fire Challenge
Yes, like that.
Chief...
Are you going to use the last method?
Are you going to capture the tiger base?
Yes. I will do my best to guard it.
I understand.
What time does Golden start?
It starts at 7 o'clock tonight.
Will everyone watch it?
Probably.
On-chan!
Kyu!
HTV!
Today, I'm going to simply grill an egg and let you eat it.
We've just finished filming, and we've asked Detective Daimon of the Western Department Police Department to come.
Golden Special will be silent tonight.
Please leave your gun behind.
Ten seconds ago...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five seconds ago...
Hello, I'm Haru Doyoichi.
I'm going to break an egg.
Today, we have a guest, Daimon-san.
You idiot!
I'm curious about the supermarket.
What are you doing?
You don't care about the supermarket.
You only think about that and this.
It's not "that" and "this".
It's just a number.
Here we go.
Ten seconds ago...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five seconds ago...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five seconds ago...
I'm sorry for making you work so hard.
I'm going to break an egg.
Today, we have a guest, Daimon-san.
Nice to meet you.
I can do it quickly.
Here we go.
I'm almost done.
Just a little more.
Here we go.
How is it?
How many seconds are left?
Is it okay?
Daimon-san, please eat it.
Today...
Please watch "Special" from 7 p.m. today.
Are you going to finish it?
I'm frustrated.
Can you do it again for 65 seconds?
I can do it for 65 seconds.
Can you do it again?
Mr. Nagashima's face is of course blue.
I didn't always wear it.
Didn't you wear it when you were Mr. Nagashima?
My face?
Didn't you wear it?
I did.
You didn't wear it.
If I wore Mr. Nagashima's hat now, I wouldn't come to Japan.
Mr. Nagashima's...
It's like...
I can't come to Japan.
It's like a song of a baseball player.
This?
Is it?
Did you like it?
Yes.
Are you going to deceive me again?
Is it Mr. Nagashima's hat?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Is it OK?
No.
It wasn't like that.
It's not.
Mr. Nagashima's...
Oh!
You took it, didn't you?
Yes.
You took it, didn't you?
Yes.
You went home, didn't you?
Well...
Hello, I'm Yoshiharu Doi.
I'm still doing this because I want you to eat it at least once.
I heard you have one minute today, so I asked Director Nagashima to come as a guest.
Director Nagashima, I heard you have a wonderful show today.
What do you think?
I'm going to make an omelet today.
I'll make it in one minute and eat it.
Is it only 45 seconds?
It seems like the frying pan hasn't warmed up yet.
How many seconds do you have left?
30 seconds left.
Is it over?
Please advertise the show.
How about Wednesday?
Golden Special?
From 7 p.m. to...
Is it hard for you to talk?
What is it?
It's done.
You have to eat it now.
Let's have him eat it.
This is an omelet.
It's 10 seconds left.
What do you think?
It's 5 seconds left.
What do you think?
Mr. Nagashima is...
Am I?
You're talking too much.
"What do you think?" is the only thing you can say.
I'm not the kind of person who does impersonations.
It's 10 minutes left.
Do you want a movie?
Yes.
We've arrived.
One hour and one minute until the Golden Special on Wednesday.
OK, let's go!
Moomin, go!
Attack!
I can't stop laughing!
You don't know the meaning of it?
I don't know the meaning of this time zone.
I think it's a black line, but we're already full.
I can't stand it anymore.
Sometimes I'd like you to talk about the contents of the Golden Special.
Oh, I see.
Just a little bit.
I'll only say it once.
Oh, I see.
OK, I got it.
You said good things about it.
Yeah.
If you say that, I'll do it again.
It'll be a dark commercial.
What's the next character?
The next one is a cow.
What's a cow character?
A cow for 30 seconds.
What's that?
What's a cow character?
A cow for 30 seconds.
How about Wednesday? Golden special.
I've already cut six hours. I'll do it from seven in the evening, so please watch it.
I'm going to do the legendary "dice journey".
You have to watch this.
It's exciting and fun.
I'm going to do it.
You've been asking the viewers a lot about rhyme.
You didn't have to say it yourself.
I just realized it.
The actors move differently.
I'll go to Tetsuko's room right away.
Tetsuko's room.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Tetsuko of Kurai.
I have a wonderful guest with me today.
Mr. Shigeo Nagashima. Hello.
Hello.
Thank you very much.
Today's guest is Shigeo Nagashima.
After this, it's Wednesday and Thursday from seven o'clock. Golden special.
Hello. I'm Tetsuko of Kurai.
I have a wonderful guest with me today.
Who are you?
I'm Mr. Spock.
Today's guest is Mr. Spock. Thank you very much.
Hello. I'm Tetsuko of Kurai.
I'm the third guest today.
As you can see, I'm Mr. Malick.
I think we really look alike.
You're confident about this, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I think we really look alike.
After this, you're going to go to the radio, aren't you?
After this, I'm going to reflect on myself, aren't I?
All right.
It's Wednesday and Thursday from seven o'clock. Golden special.
Please do your best on the radio.
After this, I'm going to do "hagure deka" or "oizumi you" by myself.
Please watch it.
Did you see my hair just now?
I saw it.
Did you see it quite well?
I think I saw it up to here.
Did you see it?
What are you talking about?
Finally, a few hours later, we're approaching the goal.
So we're going to tell Oizumi-san that we're promoting the show.
It's like we're listening to Oizumi-san's story and watching the trailer of the VTR.
That's right.
That's it for now, but what do you think of our new viewers?
What do you think of our new viewers?
I didn't know that.
It's too late for that.
That's right, mom.
I'm going to develop it from now on.
I came here...
That's right.
And in the next Hagure-san's place, of course I'll be there.
Fujita Magoto.
Will you be there, Fujita Magoto-san?
I will.
Yasura Keiji will be there.
He will.
I see.
Aren't you going to buy half a can?
10 seconds before.
8...
7...
6...
5 seconds before.
Two local talents who left Tokyo and are trying to come back to Sapporo, following in Saikoro's footsteps.
Suzuki Takayuki and Oizumi You.
Will they be able to safely arrive in Sapporo?
Please look forward to their excitement.
How about Wednesday? "GOLDEN SPECIAL".
Broadcast starts at 7 p.m. after this.
You gave up on impersonating on the way, didn't you?
I gave up.
You gave up.
But you don't have any regrets, do you?
No, I don't.
It's still just before.
I'm going to tell you most of what I'm going to say.
Broadcast starts at 7 p.m. after this.
Wednesday audition "GOLDEN SPECIAL" Saikoro 6.
Start!
We're in!
We're in.
Broadcast starts at 7 p.m. after this.
After "golden noise"
24 hours of...
24 hours of "televity"
We've just finished it.
Our staff said "thank you for your hard work"
But it's not "thank you for your hard work" anymore.
We still have 2 or 3 hours.
We do.
We have to do this and that.
We don't have to do it for 30 hours.
Even Ueshino-kun doesn't have a camera now.
We don't.
Because we have 3 cameras here now.
So is this being filmed by "mister"?
It's not "mister".
The director of "don don" is filming this now.
Because we can't stand up anymore.
That's what I want to say.
You guys should film it.
It's not "mister don don" anymore.
Thanks to us...
That's right.
The rating of "don don" has dropped.
It has increased.
It was about 5% on the first day, 14th.
If we sell a live commercial, it will be 1.5 bucket.
Originally, it will only go up.
Right?
We are calling you for that purpose.
Right?
If we release you now, we will not need you at the moment you said that the number will go down.
I heard that.
I used to do a live show without makeup.
That show was canceled.
Right?
I usually finish the show.
"don don" will continue.
You will appear in the end of the year.
Of course, I will.
I heard you will draw a wall painting of HTV.
I didn't ask you about it.
You didn't ask me about it.
You did it.
This is not a true story.
If I draw a wall painting of HTV, you will be surprised.
It's bad.
This is a story only for this show.
This is a proof only for this show.
"don don" is shooting now.
He was in charge of it.
I was angry and ran away.
He was in charge of it.
Was it a secret?
I didn't ask you about it.
You are shaking.
It's been about a week since we shot it.
I didn't know about it until now.
What do you mean, FUJIMURA-kun?
What do you mean?
It's a secret until that day.
It's a secret between you and me.
Don't lie to me, FUJIMURA-kun.
Don't lie to me.
You just said it.
What am I supposed to do?
I was lying to you.
I was watching your worst reaction.
It's not my fault.
Is it?
It's not my fault.
Is it?
Of course it is.
The camera is shaking.
It's been several days.
I failed.
FUJIMURA-kun.
Do you think you can do it?
Do you think I can do it?
You can't.
You know you can't do it.
Then, is it wrong?
It's wrong.
Isn't it a wall painting?
No, it's not.
What?
You surprised me.
You can't draw a wall painting.
Don't say stupid things like that.
I see.
Then, I'll say it.
How is it? Does it look like a wall painting?
It's not a wall painting.
[The sound of a bell is heard from the room.]
[The bell is ringing.]
Shut up!
[The bell is ringing.]
Ten seconds left.
Eight, seven, six...
Five seconds left.
[The sound of a bell is heard from the room.]
Hey, kids! Are you up yet?
Let me give you a little update.
Yasuda-kun, who is watching TV at home now,
please run to the grand final and come here.
It's 12 o'clock on the 30-hour TV control channel.
Yasuda-kun, who is watching TV at home now,
please run to the grand final and come here.
It's 12 o'clock on the 30-hour TV control channel.
22 minutes!
It didn't go in. It was 12 o'clock just now.
I forgot about the 22 minutes.
[The sound of a bell is heard from the room.]
Good evening, I'm Yoshiharu Do. Today, we have Mr. Spock with us.
Finally, the touching finale! Mr. Yasuda will soon reach his goal!
The final episode of "Cycle Six" is just around the corner! Thank you, everyone!
Good evening, I'm Yoshiharu Do. How was it? Did you watch it?
The touching finale! Were you moved?
There's no way you can't do it!
Now, let me give you my impression of the moment.
Mr. Yasuda really came all the way for that!
Thank you, Mr. Yasuda, for taking a break and coming!
And I did the "Dondon Special" I mentioned in the program properly!
The wall was completed, but the viewing rate was poor!
I'm sorry, Mr. Dondon!
Also, our producer, Doi P., apologized to Mr. Dondon!
The jinx of lowering numbers in the daytime is still strong!
I'd like to settle down in the afternoon, too!
Now, then...
As you can see, we provided it with sponsors.
Where did Mr. Dondon go? He was right here!
Now, I'm sorry!
Next week, we'll start a new project you've all been waiting for!
Next week...
The answer is...
The world!
Everyone watching, "Demonoyoyo"!