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Will you look behind you for another 30 hours today?
Yes, chief.
How about Wednesday? Please have a look.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, 37-year-old?
Yasakumo Suibun, you are in a good mood, aren't you?
I'm not kidding.
Why do you call me at this hour?
I'm busy.
I'm not kidding.
Yasakumo, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll take it off.
Will you take it off?
Will you change it again?
I'll change it again.
Are you changing everything?
You are amazing.
You are the eighth person.
Are you done with the composition?
What?
My wet tissue.
It's almost done.
It's cold.
Then, double wet tissue.
Double wet tissue?
Double wet tissue is good.
Is it good?
Mr. Komatsu, I'm sorry.
Can I have a normal wet tissue?
But you should not forget that there is one more person with double wet tissue.
There is one more person.
There is a person called Tiger Mask.
Can I have a normal wet tissue?
You are the fourth person.
Tiger and double wet tissue.
Why is it mixed up?
It's not mixed up at all.
Tiger's double wet tissue looks like a product.
It's like a new jar.
Tiger's double wet tissue.
What's next?
Double wet tissue, right?
That's right.
You still have 30 minutes, don't you?
You are really quick.
Even if you have 30 minutes, you are really quick.
You are really quick.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Tiger.
Is the color different?
It's a mask.
What are you talking about?
It's different from this.
I got it!
It's different from what you said earlier.
It's different?
What are you talking about?
You are talking nonsense.
It's like...
Tiger Mask has a mask up to here, right?
There is no mask up to here.
That's why he's wearing a tiger mask, but...
He's not a tiger mask, he's a mask man.
He's not the tiger costume from earlier, is he?
He's not wearing it, is he?
He's wearing it, isn't he?
Don't step on the camera!
It's not good for you to step on the camera.
What are you doing, Tiger?
You're hurting me, Tiger!
This is the world of copy and control!
Tiger! Stop it, Tiger!
It's been five years, Tiger!
Two years?
It's too late for a pro-wrestler.
Tiger Mask is ready!
Can you do it, Way?
Where did you go?
Did you go for a massage?
Three minutes left!
Let's start with Tiger!
Three, two, one...
Tiger!
Golden Special, tomorrow night at 7pm!
If you want to see it, please apply!
Tiger!
Golden Special, 7 o'clock in the morning!
Amazing!
Wonderful, Tiger!
OK, we'll continue right away.
Double inogi.
One minute left.
Double inogi doesn't count for Tiger, does it?
It doesn't count for Tiger.
Only double inogi?
Only double inogi counts.
Five seconds left.
Four.
Three.
Five seconds left.
What's up, idiot?!
Who the hell are you, idiot?!
It's easy, idiot!
Golden Special is at 7 o'clock in the morning, idiot!
It's 7 o'clock in the morning, idiot!
Look at me, idiot!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
Three!
Tiger!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
Three!
Tiger!
What's up, idiot?!
You were getting ready for it!
That was a good one!
Is it over?
It's over!
I didn't know it would end in such a short time.
What's 15 seconds about?
It's over already.
It'll end in another hour.
I was called here for that.
Can you do it again, idiot?!
Of course I can!
I'll do it again!
You're wearing clothes!
From here, you're Zender!
This beer is hiding you!
You're Zender!
Omotsu-kun, you're in front of Telephone World, so you're a leotard, aren't you?
That's right.
What?
You're a foreign host.
And you have a machine behind you like a recovery exercise.
You have a machine?
I see.
Can you do that for me?
A woman?
Yes, a woman.
Are you a foreigner?
What?
It's ten minutes.
It's already ten minutes.
You're fast.
You've become a foreign host for the first time in a while.
It's almost done.
Is it in?
Who is this person?
You have a nice face.
No.
Five seconds.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
We are brave foreigners!
Today we will introduce this product!
Wednesday and Thursday, Golden Special.
Broadcast tomorrow night at seven o'clock!
Bye!
Hahaha!
It's been about 20 minutes, hasn't it?
Yes.
It's perfect.
That's right.
Where is Seija?
Hahaha!
Where is he?
Can I sleep a little?
You're doing it again!
It's been about 20 minutes!
Why do you sleep?
It's been more than ten minutes, isn't it?
It's been more than ten minutes and it's a live broadcast.
Is "john o'hara tv" at the end?
Oh, that's right. It's not good if you don't explain it properly.
How long have you been saying things you have to explain?
Is it important anymore?
Is it important anymore? Is it official?
Is it official?
Please say this comment.
"john o'hara tv", "john o'hara tv", this is Hokkaido TV.
It's not good if you don't explain it properly, is it?
I have to say it seriously.
It's not good if you don't explain it properly, is it?
john o'hara tv
This is Hokkaido TV.
Thank you very much for today, everyone.
Today's broadcast will end here.
I hope you will watch it again tomorrow.
Thank you very much for today.
Have a nice dream.
Good night, everyone.
john o'hara tv
It ends in a great way.
It's dark.
See you in two hours.
john o'hara tv
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm done with this.
You made me feel comfortable.
You look like you're going to the grand final.
I want you to look like you're going to the grand final.
I want you to run somewhere now.
You were running in short skirts and you were running at the end.
I was running at the end.
You might have run.
You only have 15 seconds at the end.
Is there only 15 seconds at the grand final?
Yes.
We're lame.
We won't force you.
We'll give you 15 seconds and wait for you.
I'm short but I'll refuse.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
It's rare for you to refuse.
It's rare.
You know about tv.
Mr. TV.
It's rare for us.
That's right.
You said you'd come.
You said you'd come and you came.
Did you really come?
I'm sorry about that.
Yasuda is getting better.
I haven't been on TV that much.
I'm sorry about that.
You're not just a wrestler.
I'm sorry about that.
Is it okay?
I'm okay now.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I'm leaving now.
I won't come back.
Really?
I won't come back.
You won't come back, right?
I won't come back.
For the grand finale, at 12:22:45,
Yasuda-san, please leave.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm lonely.
I know.
I'm lonely.
The only person who can't go home is...
The four of us.
That's right.
But Fujimura-kun, you don't have enough staff.
You said you didn't need a camera, didn't you?
I did.
You said you didn't need a camera, didn't you?
I didn't know it was you.
You looked at your phone, made a face, and turned the camera around.
I don't want to blur you out with such a gorgeous project, but...
I wanted you to do something more solid.
Is that so?
What is this place?
We spent most of the 30-hour broadcast here.
During the 30-hour broadcast...
How many minutes did you broadcast?
About 18 minutes.
It was 18 minutes, wasn't it?
24-hour TV broadcast.
The actual time we broadcast is 18 minutes, isn't it?
It's shorter than a regular audition show.
We've been wandering around here and there.
We called people who didn't want to come and harassed them.
It's okay because it's still this time of day.
Until noon, everyone went to work.
Everyone is busy doing various things.
If we could live in a place like this...
Everyone will be busy here tomorrow afternoon.
So we have to break this system.
It'll get worse.
It'll get worse tomorrow.
I want to work more.
I might get a job at a working company.
I don't want to work anymore today.
In the afternoon...
Is it 2 o'clock?
It's 2 o'clock because it's you two.
Is it 2 o'clock because it's you two?
I said...
This is not my 21st TV show.
Even if there are a lot of people in the big hall...
Thousands and hundreds of people have gathered!
We're here!
You say that and you say "Boogieman Badboy Unicef" right?
"We're here!" You say that and you say "Boogieman Badboy Unicef" right?
Drink and get nutrition drink!
Meat buns
Grilled chicken
This is also a song written by a drunk old man
Old man, you know
You don't even know what you're saying
You know, grilled chicken
Right?
I'm sad too
When I'm singing like this in front of the camera
Then tomorrow you can say 'golden'
Right?
Before 'golden' came out
We were completely out of breath
Before 'golden' came out
We were completely disappointed
I didn't need this 24 hours
First of all, this is a flower
In terms of picture, it's pretty good
It's good
Why did you draw a flower on your own screen?
How about water?
Producer Tomita
You're crazy
How about water?
Producer Tomita
Why did you draw a flower on your own screen?
Good morning
Wake up early
Did you already draw a flower?
I already drew a flower
It's a trick
If you have a blanket wrapped around you
Then you only have one hour and twenty minutes
Why don't you sleep?
Maybe you should
It's like you said you'd sleep a little
Then you'll feel different
You sleep first
Kushima-kun, you sleep first
You have to wake up properly tomorrow
If you oversleep
All four of them will go away
I feel sleepy all of a sudden
I hope it gets dark.
Can you sleep there?
Yes, I can.
Yes.
It's done in no time.
Yes.
Yes. Ten seconds before. Nine, eight, seven, six...
Wednesday, December 15th. Good morning, everyone! Let's get fired up and do this!
JOHHTV. JOHHTV. This is Hokkaido TV.
We've come a long way.
Wow!
Starting at 7pm today, Wednesday, December 15th, Golden Special. Make sure you watch it!
After this, we'll get up early and do this!
This is great. I'm getting used to it.
JOHHTV is now available for live streaming.
We'll get up early and do this in... Oh, that's right. In 50 minutes.
Huh?
Yes!
50 minutes?!
It's already started!
It's coming soon!
Good morning!
Today is Wednesday morning, December 15th.
It's off! It's off! It's off in the room!
It's off in the room!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Show me! What's wrong with you?!
And today, in a hurry, we have a camera in front of the HTV, so let's call it!
It's off in the room!
Oizumi-san, weather forecaster!
Good morning!
I'm in front of the HTV!
The temperature this morning is -50 degrees!
It's too hot!
It's pretty cold!
Later, I'd like to make my own weather forecast!
Isn't Mr. here?
Later, Mr. will appear in a ridiculous outfit, so kids, look forward to it!
Well then, the early morning is about to begin!
It's like this in the morning!
There was a commercial like this once and a half minutes ago, and now it's time for Mr. Oizumi- san's weather forecast.
It's out of control!
As usual, it's Mr. Ishikawa's weather forecast, but before that, let's call Mr. Oizumi-san, weather forecaster, one more time!
Good morning!
The temperature right now is -50°C, but it went up to -48°C and now it's -2°C.
It's a sudden rise!
That's right!
I think the weather will be a little brighter in the future.
That's great! That's a good thing!
It looks like it will be a very pleasant day ahead of schedule.
That's the weather forecast for today.
Yes, I understand!
Is it over?
It's over!
Yes!
It's over!
Well, it was supposed to be a pleasant day, but what will the weather be like?
Good morning!
The temperature is not down to -50°C, but it's getting pretty cold.
Take a look at this!
That's it for me!
Can I leave it up to you, Mr. Oizumi-san?
Yes!
Oh, Mr. Kobo, that's in your pants!
It's wrapped in your pants!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
You can see it!
Take it off!
Listen!
It's coming!
Ouch!
Next up is Mr. Suzuki, who is in front of the HTV!
Mr. Suzuki!
Huh? I'm sorry!
Huh? Huh?
I'm sorry for appearing on TV!
Who was that just now?
Please tell us how you really spend your day!
Okay, it was cold, wasn't it?
Okay, we're done!
Man, I should have left it up to you, Mr. Yasuda...
I should have left it up to you until 7:56...
If you throw one of those 7:56 ones, you have two and a half hours.
You're right!
So, you know...
I think we should decide this by rock-paper- scissors.
I'm not asking you two to come out.
And I'm not asking you, director, either.
I have a play on set today, so please let me go.
No, no, no, no, no...
Why did I do it?
I didn't know you'd come this far.
You always say that next time.
You always say that next time!
I'm tired of you.
You always say that, but you were so excited until the beginning.
It's you this time!
What's with you?
You go by yourself!
What's with you?
Can you do this 7:56 for me?
I'm sorry.
Oh no, oh no, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
What are you saying, Ojimura?
Don't say that.
You finally escaped.
How are you, my good children?
From tonight at one o'clock, we will be showing you our Golden Special with Dad!
You and you and you...
You and you...
Leave it to him. He can do it on his own.
Boss, will it be like this next week?
Yes, we haven't appeared yet either.
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I don't want to play this character anymore.
Next week will be the last.