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[Sponsors of this program are Asakusa Shogunate and Shogakugan]
Good evening, it is Wednesday evening.
In order to create a 2000-year-old Oni-chan calendar,
we gathered at the HTB and finished filming in August.
There are only four months left.
However, in a separate room, we are secretly exchanging secrets.
Actually, after this,
I, Oizumi You, will do something for the first time.
What is that something?
I will finally reveal it!
Oni, get out!
Clothes, shoot!
Wait, wait, wait!
Oni, get out!
Get out!
Oh, no!
Watch out!
Well done!
Sorry for being late!
At last...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What are you preparing...
It's still August...
We're still standing by for August...
Right...
That's right...
But it's autumn already...
It is, it is...
September, October...
And...
And November...
Things are going well but...
Are you okay?
It's my first time doing it, so...
- Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, that's right.
[What's going on?]
Of course we don't know him, so we don't know if this is good or bad.
- We don't know if this is good or bad. - We've spent two weeks of brainwashing him.
- We know what's going on. - Excuse me!
- Oh, can we start? - Yes!
- But before that, let's get excited. - That's right.
- It was fun, wasn't it? - It was fun.
- And then we dropped it. - That's right.
- Thank you for that. - Thank you for that.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
[Let's get started!]
Okay, the teacher will come in now.
[Laughter]
This is awesome!
You two are the best!
Okay, let's do it one more time!
Yes, that's right! Yes, take it! Yes, Mr. Mizutani! Yes, pose!
One more time! Yes, pose!
[Take a picture of the two of you!]
Okay!
- Okay! - Yes!
You two are the best!
Okay, Mr. Kugatsu, look up!
Okay!
This is getting exciting!
You two... you two are the best!
You two are the best!
Okay, let's do it one more time!
[Take a picture of the two of you!]
[Laughter]
[Take a picture of the two of you!]
Our reservation ended in September.
[Laughter]
- What was that?! - What was that?!
What was that?!
What's going on?!
Kojima-san, since August has finally ended...
When October ends...
It's easy, right?
It's easy.
This is also a foreshadow, so...
Everyone who has watched up to this point has noticed these two people's mysterious conversations.
November is scary.
Are you okay, Kojima-san?
November is scary.
This is my first experience.
For Oizumi-san, this is his first experience.
When October ends...
It's easy, right?
It's easy.
When October ends, finally...
If you look at these statements in conjunction...
When October ends, finally...
Oizumi-san will do something scary for the first time.
In addition, since these two people have always been concerned about the tiredness of the yellow stuffed toy...
The "scary something" is said to be a stuffed toy...
In other words, it may be related to Yasuda-san.
What on earth is it?
Let's say it clearly!
After October's filming is over...
Yasuda-san's "ratch" plan will be implemented!
I'm going in now, so please take care of me.
That person...
I like that person!
I like On-chan, too!
Is it really in there?
Is it in there?
It's in there!
Nice! September is the best!
Why aren't you talking?
I haven't heard you for a long time.
I have to do it quickly.
Next is October!
October!
October! Sports day!
October! Sports day starts!
No, no, it's funny! Why do you say such a thing!
Now, let's celebrate October at the sports day! Yay!
September is finally over now.
This is October!
October
Wait! Wait!
I got it!
You finally brought something close to certainty!
I brought it!
What did you do just now?
You had a sickle!
Finally, this October's sports day is over, Oizumi-san.
That's right.
It's a tight match.
I'm sure of it.
Until now, everything was foreshadowed.
Can you tell me a little bit about it?
That's right!
What's important?
Reaction!
That's right.
Your face is your energy, Oizumi-san.
That's right.
But you're wearing that right now, aren't you?
I'm wearing a swimsuit.
If you say "sickle" at that moment, you won't be able to take your face off!
Does that mean you'll take it off?
I'll take a break once.
October is over, so I'll take a little break.
Let's say a word to the model who's getting tired.
Let's take a little break.
You can take it with you anytime.
I'll take it anytime.
I'll take it off on the spot.
Before you say "sickle", you need to give a little foreshadowing to the viewers.
You have to make them smell it.
First of all...
That's right.
The flower.
The one blooming over there is usually Hibiscus.
The red flower is blooming.
Hey, Yasuo-kun, let's put some Hibiscus on it.
Something like that.
Hibiscus alone is not enough.
We should put one more.
Koshimino.
To cover it up.
Let's put Koshimino on it.
Then he will be happy and put Koshimino on it.
And he will be chased like a fool.
Let's put one more, Yuru-san.
I see.
This alone is not enough.
Lastly, let's put one more.
Yashio.
That's the Yashio he brought.
That's right.
The Yashio he brought.
Putting Hibiscus and Koshimino on it and putting Yashio on it...
It will make you smile, Yujime-san.
I'm fine with it.
The moment you smile...
That's right.
Let's do it.
Of course, I prepared it, too.
That's right.
I prepared it, too.
Let's do it.
Who bought it?
Let's do it.
I know it by looking at it, but he has never said it before.
It's his first time abroad.
It's his first time.
It's just that you have to put your heart into it and put it out like this.
That's what this show is about, Yujime-san.
That's right.
If you don't do that, you'll waste all of the photos you took until October.
With your words.
Not only Yashio, but also Mr. Yashio, who did it, was pitiful, too.
He did it until the moon.
Did you see him painting it yellow?
That's right.
I'll put my heart into you.
That's what it is.
Both of you young men and young women are fighting a fistful of money.
That's what it is.
My life of being deceived is finally going to change.
It's going to change.
I'm not surprised if I get robbed.
You won't be surprised, either.
Finally, I will think you're in the universe next time I rob you.
OK?
OK.
I'm ready.
I'm going to check it.
Good night.
Are you ready, Mr. Ojichi?
Let's go.
Can we go?
Let's take a picture first and then go.
Can we go?
Let's go.
I'm going in.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's nice.
She is awesome.
We use special film here,
so we can film continuously for 6 seconds.
Can you do it in 6 seconds?
Yes, I can do it in 6 seconds.
This is the most dynamic place in the sports festival.
Can you shoot a little bit?
You know Japanese, right?
Your nose is sticking out.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Challenge, please.
Shoot!
(Laughing)
Thank you.
Challenge, please.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is it over?
It's over.
You were wearing nice clothes.
Challenge, please.
Shall we take a break?
Yes, let's.
Let's take a break.
Yes, let's.
Let's take a break.
OK, you can take a break, too.
Komatsu, give her a chair.
Take a break.
On-chan, you can take a break, too.
You can take a break, too.
(Laughing)
Komatsu!
We have two more events.
Yes, we do.
It's a good day.
We have one more event in November.
What will we do in November?
We had a sports festival.
Hey, Komatsu.
Can you wear high viscous?
Can you wear it?
This is cute.
But it's summery and nice.
You look good, too.
Komatsu, can you wear koshimina?
Can you wear koshimina?
It's under high viscous.
Can you wear it, too?
It's nice.
This is good.
This is good, too.
Finally, the season is...
This is good.
Finally, the season is...
Finally, the season is in Hawaii.
This is good.
OK.
Let's go to Hawaii.
Let's take a picture in Hawaii.
We came to Hawaii.
(Yasuda is laughing.)
Let's go to Hawaii!
What?
Yasuda is preparing his car now.
(Yasuda is laughing.)
Let's go to Hawaii!
Let's kid Yasuda and go to Hawaii!
Yasuda's car is in Hawaii.
I always have my car here.
What is it?
Whose car is it?
This is...
Yasuda's car!
You're right.
This is Yasuda's first overseas trip.
Let me explain Yasuda's plan in advance.
Actually, on September 30th, Suzuki and Oizumi decided to do a talk show in Las Vegas for "How about going on an American tour?"
So, Yasuda wanted to do a talk show as well, but it turned out to be Yasuda's plan, which was shown in this "konchan calendar" shooting session.
However, some of you may be wondering "Why Hawaii?"
Let me explain.
This day, they will do a talk show in Las Vegas at 9 p.m. U.S. time.
However, Mr. has a live radio broadcast until the evening.
In other words, he has to stay in Sapporo until the evening and go to Las Vegas, U.S. at 9 p.m. on the same day.
Is it really possible?
Actually, there is only one way to make it come true.
First of all, they will fly to Hawaii, Honolulu, at 7:30 a.m. U.S. time.
Next, they will fly to Los Angeles, Delta Airways 1578, at 9:25 a.m. U.S. time.
They will arrive in Los Angeles at 17:33 a.m.
In addition, they will arrive in Las Vegas at 19:39 a.m. U.S. time at 18:40 a.m. U.S. Airways 2832.
In other words, they will make it to the talk show in time.
So, they will use about two hours of Honolulu's arrival time and shoot "konchan calendar" at Waikiki Beach in November.
Finally, they plan to shoot "konchan calendar" in Las Vegas in December.
Keeping in mind their busy schedules, it is only natural that all of them want to take as many photos as possible.
"Are you going to Venice?" "Yes, I am."
"I'm going to take two more photos." "Two more?" "Yes, I'm going to take two more photos."
Well, let's go.
I was fooled by Oizumi-kun.
So, cameraman Oizumi-san...
Yes, yes, yes!
Well, for us...
That's right.
This is everyday life, but...
No, no, not at all.
I didn't know you had such an anxious personality.
No, I'm really sorry, but deep in my heart...
I think you're an idiot!
I saw you on TV...
I know, right?!
I saw you on TV...
And I thought, "Why is he fooling me like that?!"
It's not like he's fooling me, he's an idiot!
That's what I thought, too!
But...
I'm not an idiot!
You're not fooling me...
Everyone around me is a fooling pro!
That's right!
That's a clever way of putting it!
That's right!
Because I have three radios a week!
That's right!
There's never a single day where I don't do anything!
There's a live broadcast on Fridays!
A live broadcast?!
There's always a live broadcast!
These guys always broadcast live!
Before I knew it...
I looked at my report schedule...
And it was all over!
My skirt was open!
When I saw that, it was like magic!
I didn't realize it!
It was crazy!
It was crazy...
My first overseas trip was a successful one.
But even if it's your first overseas trip...
You don't have enough experts for that!
There's nothing scary about it!
You guys are the kind of people who get fooled and blame others for it!
What are you saying?!
I didn't want to go overseas!
I'm confident in my way of enjoying a trip!
Listen up!
If you get on an airplane in Chitose...
It'll be seven hours!
Seven hours in Honolulu!
Listen up!
Do you think you can play in Honolulu?!
It'll be two hours in Honolulu!
That's too long!
After that!
Before it's even two hours...
It'll be another seven hours in an airplane from Honolulu Airport!
We're going to Los Angeles, guys!
Do you think you can go to Disneyland in Los Angeles?!
Are you kidding me?!
In 40 minutes...
You'll be on a plane to Las Vegas!
Let me tell you something...
If you're this short...
You'll catch a cold on the plane!
Do you know that?!
You're already wearing long sleeves!
You can go anywhere!
You can always go overseas!
Now you have a passport and permission!
It's already mine!
When you go out of the house...
You always close the gas door!
Do you know that?!
You always carry a cold medicine!
If you catch a cold, you'll lose to him!
Who's going to fix it?!
You're the only one who can fix it!
You'll be late for the flight!
We're so lazy!
Even if you cut it for me, I won't cut it! With a smile!
Even if it's not like that!
Even if you cut it for me because it's cold, I won't cut it! I'll say it with a smile!
Why are you guys so...
...lazy?
Why can't you get used to it?
If you do it again, I want to go!
It's disgusting!
Oismic!
This trip is going to be fun!
It doesn't look like there's going to be a fight this time!
Because the toughest guy is going to be there!
Be careful on the plane!
I'll be happy if you sneeze once!
Listen up! If you watch a movie, you'll cry!
That's all I'm looking forward to!
Are you really going?
I'm going!
Oismic!
Which scene will make you cry next?
Hey, guess!
Which scene will make you cry next?
Um...
Hawaii?
No way!
You still don't know?!
Oh! I forgot!
I have your luggage!
I'm going to pack it up!
(I'm going to get hit.)
It's cute.
He's not Japanese.
We're overseas.
I like it.
Let's go.
Get in.
Pose!
I like it.
Okay, let's go back!
How was Hawaii?
It was great!
How long did you stay, mister?
I think it was about 12-13 minutes.
Thank you very much.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
You look like you are ready.
Thank you very much.
Look at the president.
He is like this.
The president is already like this.
(door opening)
(car engine)
I arrived in Las Vegas, but I'm not a fan of Gundam or a bad guy. (laugh)
The angle of the camera is decided and the model is ready.
If you don't do it soon, you'll be in Las Vegas for a long time.
Las Vegas is a new show.
Please come in, models.
This is Las Vegas.
This is not a back patching shop.
Let's do it.
Okay, pose!
Is it okay like this?
If you don't do it soon, you'll be in Las Vegas for a long time.
I'm looking forward to this calendar.
This will be released.
Will you sell it?
Of course, I'll sell it with my picture.
Thank you very much.
The Onchan calendar has been completed!
This Saturday, it will be released at Onchan Goods sales store!
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