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[Sponsors of this program are Asakusa Shogunate and Tohoku Shogunate.]
Good evening, viewers of TV!
It is Wednesday.
We would like to wish you a happy new year.
Last year, we released a photo book, improved photo shops, and increased viewership by 20% at the end of the year.
We also held live commercials for more than 30 hours.
We were able to reach the golden season with perfect competition.
And we lost to semi-autonomous vehicles.
I'm sorry for getting carried away.
This year, we'll start from the basics and work our way up step by step.
We have prepared a very plain project for our first project of the year.
Wait, wait, wait!
What do you mean by "plain"?
I'm sorry for your loss!
Today's "How about today's Wednesday?" What we're going to do is...
We're going to make a 2000's calendar!
For those of you who are watching this on TV, you might be wondering "Why are you making a calendar now?"
It's September in Hokkaido where it hasn't snowed yet.
It's a long time ago.
Anyway, we're going to make a calendar.
I'd like to introduce you to the cameraman who's going to take a nice picture of the 2000's calendar.
I'm sure some of you already know who it is.
It's Iho Oizumi!
It's a little dim in here.
What are you doing?
You look like you have nothing to do.
I'm the cameraman for today.
I've seen this before.
Of course, I'm the cameraman.
I'm going to do my best for this project.
You're going to do your best for this project.
It's my first time in 2000.
I'm going to do my best.
From what I've heard, you're really good at taking pictures.
Of course, I don't have a camera like this.
It's hard for me to take pictures.
It's impossible for me.
The camera is so big.
A good cameraman needs a good model.
This is a new and innovative project.
I'm sure you've noticed that I'm not like this.
I'm like this.
That's a wing, isn't it?
What's this?
Is it a death penalty?
Is it a penalty?
I like it!
This is a new and innovative project.
So, we're going to...
A new and innovative project?
I'm sorry for saying that.
We've got so many people here.
What's new and innovative about this project?
We've already set up a stylist, Komatsu's luck.
So, let's go to the studio.
Let's go!
He's angry!
You got it!
We're in the studio now.
This is our calendar.
We're going to have you take 12 photos from January to December.
12 photos from April and December.
We've already set up a stylist behind you.
We're going to have you take 12 photos from January to December.
I'm going to take 12 photos, of course.
But I'm going to bring an assistant.
It's getting up early.
Kaneko-kun!
Kaneko-kun is really stupid.
He didn't show me anything.
I should have said "Hello, everyone."
Today, Kaneko-kun will follow me.
I'll take a picture of you.
I'll use my picture.
As I said earlier, I was surprised.
Really? Are you going to go there?
I'm wearing a bottle damage suit.
I'll go there with my picture.
No matter what I do, I'll go there with my picture.
That's what our director said.
That's the taste of it.
I'm going to go there with my picture.
Is it okay?
It's perfect.
I want to use this picture.
You're not far away.
I'm as far away as possible.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
I'll tell you this.
You have to finish it by 10 o'clock.
10 o'clock?
10 o'clock.
After that, you can watch our TV show "Pikapon".
"Pikapon"?
You can watch it for less than 10 minutes per month.
What's that?
There's a set price, too.
If you don't do that, you can't watch "Pikapon".
"Pikapon"?
Don't say that.
There are more people over there.
Are you sure?
"Pikapon" is sold out in 10 minutes per person.
"Pikapon" is a "cocopenda" or something like that.
We have to hurry up.
How about January?
January?
Yes.
"Pikapon" is sold out in 10 minutes per person.
Please come in, Mr. Model.
Thank you for having me.
Why are you in this picture?
What?
Why are you in this picture?
I'm a role like this.
Mochi, let's go in front of you.
First of all, let's take a picture like this.
Isn't the balance bad?
Let's go, Sarah.
First of all, let's take a picture like this.
Say cheese.
Mochi, let's move a little more.
Say cheese.
Isn't it okay to take a picture like this in January?
OK! I'm OK!
Next is February.
I'm sad.
I don't know if it's a woman or a dragon.
Is it a snowstorm next?
I don't know if it's February or a snowstorm.
Next, I'll raise the exposure a little.
What do you raise?
I'll raise the exposure a little.
Do you raise it?
It's dark like this now.
Please measure it there.
After all it is dark like this.
Your character is also cold.
Mr. Ojibe, I've brought you to the standby.
I'm thinking of February as a snowstorm.
That's right.
Of course February is a snowstorm.
That's good!
That's good, Tamiya!
That's good!
I thought this girl on the right would be blue.
I didn't think it would be yellow.
That's good!
ACTION!
I'd like to cut it off for security reasons.
For security reasons?
Yeah, I'd like to cut it off for security reasons.
That's good for security reasons!
Can you make my feet more comfortable, On-chan?
Huh?
My feet...
What?
I'm filming my feet right now, so can you make my feet more comfortable, too?
Can you roll up my hakama for me?
Huh?
Can you roll up my hakama for me?
Yeah, yeah, make me look sexy!
What?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Pose!
You're so busy!
OK, good!
One more! One more!
OK, let's go!
OK!
Isn't this a cold weather?
It's a cold weather!
OK!
I'm looking forward to the March fire festival!
Yeah, March is the best fire festival!
OK, fire festival, everyone!
I thought something was wrong, but it was Mr. and Mrs.!
I like the guy next to you.
You have a detailed job.
I didn't think it would be like this.
I found out after I took it off.
After I took it all off, I realized that I didn't have to take it off.
There's a guy like that.
There is.
What do you think of him?
He came in February.
He came.
He betrayed me.
I set him up to take red.
I thought Mr. would come in red.
I thought he would come in red.
But that betrayal burned me up.
That's right.
It's been a while.
At that moment, I changed my mind.
I changed my mind.
I decided to run away.
Why?
Why did you run away?
I thought I should run away and leave.
It's sad, isn't it?
I knew it right away.
I don't know what's going to happen in March.
Next time, call me when you're ready.
That's right.
You're pushing me.
It took me February.
It took me longer than my shooting.
It doesn't take me that long.
It doesn't.
It doesn't take me that long.
Ten more minutes.
Sensei!
March's Hinamatsuri is over!
OK!
OK, Goka!
Shall we go?
OK, thank you for your hard work!
This is good!
This time is also good!
Ron-chan, hug!
OK, Goka!
Sensei, we are already weak.
It's still March!
Oh, I see. It's still March!
OK!
I'm doing my best to defend!
OK!
It's not included at all now!
What?
It's good!
I don't know which month it is!
OK!
Ron-chan is not included now!
OK!
Good!
OK, let's put it all in last!
This is...
Film...
OK! Since there is no film, it's OK!
Let's go!
Um...
Hurry up!
It looks like the models are having a hard time in March.
What are they doing in March?
What?
The new semester hasn't started yet.
It hasn't started yet.
The exhaust you saw in the newspaper isn't working at all.
That's right. I'll give you something to drink and refresh you a little.
It's better to refresh me a little.
Anyway, it's hot.
It's hot.
I can't break it, either.
Isn't it too short to take a video of it?
I don't want to change the film, either.
If it's gone, it's over.
It's hot.
Is it a light?
There's a light.
It's still early in the morning, isn't it?
It's early in the morning.
There's no air conditioning.
There's no air conditioning, either.
That stuffed animal is terrible.
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's a stuffed animal, but it's starting to look a little weak.
It's weak and it's starting to look a little weak.
It's hot.
You look like you're sick of it already in April.
Do I?
Well, I like stuffed animals better, but I think another one is more useful than Gome-ru.
I have to hurry up and take a video of it.
Excuse me.
Oh!
Is it ready?
Then I'll come in.
Okay.
How is it?
It's good!
Huh?
The more you hit me, the more I get hit.
You're hitting me so hard.
Don't miss your chance.
It's good!
What are you taking pictures of?
Teacher, let's do it in a row.
Let's do it in a row.
Get ready.
Okay, open it up!
It's good!
It's really good!
It's good this time, too!
Okay, let's do it!
Open it up!
Oh, that's nice!
Your back is all in the shot!
It's because I'm shooting from the side!
I can't wait for the uphill climb!
Hey, Michikun!
Why did you say "cherry blossoms"?
Sensei!
I'm sorry for taking you so long!
Did you come?
Yes, I did!
Sensei, were you sleeping in such a cool place?
Well...
It's expensive!
What was it in May?
Konyobori!
It was Konyobori, wasn't it?
Sensei told me about it.
Well, Sensei, let's go in!
Yes!
Konyobori
Hahahahaha!
Kukukukukukukukukukukukuku!
This is great!
Hahahahaha!
Isn't the weather great this time, too?
Did you do something bad?
Hahahahaha!
There's a lot of room in my arms.
This is a pretty high place!
It's nice!
It's nice, Sensei!
I like that!
I like the way you're looking up!
Yes!
Hahaha!
I'm sorry, Sensei!
I can't hold you!
Yes! Let's go!
Konyobori
Yes!
Hahaha!
You're good!
You're great!
Let's go, Sensei!
You're still picking it up!
I'm still picking it up!
Yes!
Don't move like you're stupid and get moving sometimes, stupid!
Hahaha!
Okay!
I've never seen you so angry before!
Hahaha!
Okay!
Sensei!
Yes?
Next is June!
Would you like to do June?
Do you want me to do it?
He is angry.
You will do it, right?
I have no choice but to do it, right?
If you log out, you will be punished.
Sensei!
Were you sleeping?
Sensei, were you sleeping?
No, I wasn't.
You two are dressed up like models.
Were you sleeping, Sensei?
No, I wasn't.
Sensei!
How do you express "snow"?
Sensei, let's use polaroids for now.
Oh, I cut the polaroid.
What do you think?
Oh, I see.
Does it look like this?
Sensei, didn't you see something like this when you took a picture of the side?
This will be in your calendar.
Yes, it will.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry, but we have to do it again.
No, we can't do it anymore.
You will die.
Is it bad?
Is the atmosphere bad?
How about this stuffed toy?
Is it a stuffed toy?
I'm pretty tired.
I can't speak anymore.
You couldn't speak from the beginning.
I couldn't speak originally.
Oh, I see.
He came here in the morning.
I'm scared of November.
Are you okay, Sensei?
I'm busy.
Oh!
Is it ready?
Yes!
Excuse me!
Okay, let's do it.
I'll pull it out!
Okay, let's take it out!
I can't do it!
Kairu, can you jump into On-chan?
Kairu, jump in!
One, two, three!
Okay!
Thank you!
Sensei, we've finished half of the reservation.
You've been here for a long time, so you don't know where you're going, do you?
It's only three minutes away.
After that, you came right in and said, "Oh, you're in a cool place."
I wonder if it's cheap.
You probably don't like stuffed animals anymore, do you?
No, I don't like it.
It must have been hot today.
I think it's physical.
Kajima, did you eat?
I ate breakfast at 6:30 in the morning.
We don't have time for a bento box.
That's right.
We have to fly for another six months in 50 minutes.
I'm hungry, so I'm going to eat now.
You're trying to eat alone over there.
No, I'm not playing.
Kajima, you have time, don't you?
I'm more or less bored at this location.
I don't like this place.
I think there's someone else in here.
Thank you for your hard work.
I have to hurry up and take this video.
Anyway, give me a bazooka.
There's no reason for a bazooka.
Is this the right place?
It's the farthest from you two.
Are you going to shoot me from here?
I'm going to shoot you from here.
What do you mean?
I'll hold it down for you.
All right, that's good.
Suzuki is the best.
I'll do something about it and put you and Suzuki in together.
Suzuki, shoot me as much as you can.
That's right.
Turn this way a little more.
That's good.
I'm so drunk, but if I'm focused on On-chan, I'll go crazy.
It's an unbelievable course.
And please bring me a sign that says July.
And I know it's July, and I know it's July.
OK!
Which one will focus?
Which one?
I think it only focuses on your eyebrows.
Why?
Here we go!
OK!
Why did you take it like that?
OK! Good picture!
It's still August.
It's August stand-by.
Right.
I thought we'd have more fun while shooting.
But it's kind of boring.
What are you preparing for?
It's already autumn.
We can't read the atmosphere.
September, October and November.
Are you OK?
I wonder if I'm OK.
It's my first experience.
What do you think of it?
We always do it.
Right.
You do it.
It's important to say it out loud.
Right.
We can't say it out loud.
Of course he doesn't know it.
He doesn't know it's a foreplay.
We're doing our best.
We know it.
Can we start?
Now, what will happen after this?
Wasn't it a common plan to make a calendar?
Everything will be revealed next week!
And, and! That On-chan calendar I shot!
From February 5th to Saturday, it will be on sale at the usual On-chan goods store!
From February 2000 to January 2001, it has become a mid-range calendar!
Now, everyone, I'm looking forward to it!
I sent it with the offer of various sponsors!