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Good evening.
This is Tsuruno Ongaeshi.
Once upon a time, four men set out on a journey to four northern countries.
On Saturdays, they left for Paris.
On Sundays, they went to Denmark.
And on Monday evenings, they arrived in Sweden's Utteparla, an unknown city.
And on that night, they will be forced to make a critical decision that will affect their future journey.
Now then... "European Revenge" Episode 5.
Please enjoy!
Let's go to the left.
I'm sorry.
This is a city without a guide.
We have to run and grasp the atmosphere.
That's right.
This area is big.
Isn't that a hotel?
Isn't it?
This?
This is an apartment.
Isn't it written "hotel" above?
It's detailed.
It's written "hotel and restaurant".
Let's go to this big one.
It's full of hotels and restaurants.
All right!
It's a good hotel.
Can we go to the room?
I got a room.
All right!
I'll show you a double room in the second video.
You look forward to it.
Let's see the double bed.
It's 940 crowns.
It's 10,000 crowns.
Do you have a video clip of it?
I said "no" to you.
We're separated.
Right? We're separated.
How about it?
It's too narrow.
It's like a medical examination table.
It's too narrow.
As you said, it doesn't feel good.
What's wrong with it?
It's normal.
Why do I feel like this?
Why do Swedes feel like this?
Swedes have good sleeping habits.
What's wrong with it?
We're going to Norway tomorrow.
You're going to Norway tomorrow, right?
Yes.
The shortest route you can think of for tomorrow is...
Yes.
If you want to go there, you can say "I'm in Norway now!" and turn back and go this way.
Let me explain.
After you enter Norway tomorrow, you can think of the following two routes for your last trip to Finland.
The first one is the shortest route, which is about 1,500 kilometers from Norway's border to Sweden's border and to Finland's border along the Bosnian River.
However, you can't see Fjord at all on this route, which is Scandinavia's biggest attraction.
Another route you can think of is...
You aim for Fjord's wide Norwegian coast and go from the border to Trondheim via Oslo and Lillehammel.
After that, you enjoy Fjord as much as you can and cross the Arctic Circle.
You go up north to Narvik, where the world's northernmost railroad runs through.
From here, you aim for Finland's border.
That distance is about 2,000 kilometers, which is 500 kilometers away from the shortest route.
Which route should you choose?
However, at this point, we haven't realized the true fear hidden by the beautiful countries called "northerners".
We still have five days, don't we?
Is it Tuesday today?
No, it's tomorrow.
It's tomorrow.
Karsin, Mokkin, Do...
Yes, yes.
What time is it on Saturday?
Around noon...
We can't get there before noon, can we?
Well, let's think about it for four and a half days.
We've been here for three days and we still have four and a half days.
If you think about it like that, I think we can get there as long as we look at this map.
So, is it really possible?
We've been using the highway all the time to get 800km or 1000km a day.
If you calculate this, you can't get to Helsinki unless you drive more than 700km a day even if it's not on the highway.
700km?
You can't drive 700km.
This is tough.
But I have a compromise here.
I want to see Fjord, too.
I haven't seen anything so far.
So, what about looking at Fjord once?
For example, going to Trondheim and going back to the mainland.
That's one way of thinking about it.
That's right.
So, he wants to see Fjord here.
That's right.
First of all, there are two choices between Skrag and Fjord.
Do you want to see Fjord?
Or do you want to go somewhere you don't know about Bosnia and Herzegovina?
So, he wants to see Fjord once.
That's right.
That's good.
So, for now, we've decided that we're going to Trondheim tomorrow.
That's right.
That's good.
Scandinavian Peninsula is scary.
It's scary.
It's huge.
On the world map, we don't really look at Scandinavian Peninsula because it's at the end of it.
That's right.
So, if you look at it again carefully, you can see how huge it is.
It's huge.
Peninsula? It doesn't even look like a creature.
We've only just entered it.
We haven't fought with it yet.
We haven't fought with it at all.
It's starting tomorrow.
So, for now, we're fighting, right?
That's right.
If you go like this, you can see it perfectly.
You trick it like this, right?
That's right.
You go around its throat like this, right?
You go like this.
You can go to Scandinavian Peninsula without getting angry.
But if you come here...
Scandinavian Peninsula...
What are you talking about?
There's a lot here.
You have to cool down.
If you come here...
This area looks like it's going to collapse.
This bumpy area.
For now, let's go to the Norwegian Sea.
For now, let's look at the Norwegian Sea.
Overseas, we have achievements.
We also made a mistake in Australia.
We made a mistake.
We also made a mistake in America.
We made a mistake.
Only Europe is certainly...
Certainly, it collapses on the way.
It collapses on the way.
It's a revenge.
That's right.
However, if you earn only numbers...
You can do it like this.
You can go inside like this.
But this is just...
It's like this for Scandinavian countries.
If you do it like this...
Still remaining Portugal and Ireland are laughing.
You old talents...
You'll come by plane in the next time.
Don't say that.
We'll go from Paris again.
That's right.
Did you understand?
That's right.
Don't think you'll come by plane.
We'll go from Paris again.
It's a revenge.
The portuguese will laugh at you.
Why did we tell you about the guns?
Why don't you shoot me?
We're holding the head of Scandinavia and we're not going to let you do this to us.
We're going to make this area all green.
We're going to borrow all of this filter.
We're going to make it a line.
We're going to make it look like we're making it up.
We're not going to let you do this to us.
[We're not going to do anything.]
We've done pretty much all of our plans, but it's true that it's a pretty dangerous bet this time.
[We're not going to let you do anything.]
[Here come the projects!]
We're almost at Norway's border.
- Really? - Yeah, probably.
- It's no good. - What?
- It's no good. This seat is no good anymore.
- It's always been there.
- It's always been there since yesterday. We didn't drive yesterday.
- It's there, right? - It's gone.
- It's so annoying.
- It's still no good.
- It's no good.
- It's no good at all.
- There's a lot written on the border.
- Isn't this the border?
- Ah, it's this bridge!
- This bridge is the border.
- Wow, amazing!
- This is probably Fjord.
- Wow, amazing!
- It's all the way to the back.
- Left is Fjord and right is the sea.
- Right?
- This is the border.
- Once you cross it, you're in Norway!
- Isn't it cold? - It's cold.
- It's pretty cold.
- It's getting cold.
- Yeah, it's cold here.
- It's shaking.
- I feel like I'm at my limit here.
- I wonder if Sweden has been defeated.
- We've come all the way from Japan.
- That's right.
- It's a challenge to see if Oizumi Yo can travel the world in shorts.
- That's right.
- We've just entered Norway.
- That's right.
- Please be careful.
- That's right.
- All right, let's see how far we can go.
- Can you see the reason?
- It's easy.
The wind is blowing
This is how it is
Words come out intuitively.
If you ask a tractor, it will sing.
I will definitely drive today.
I will drive hard.
I will give you the best part of today.
OK. Where is it?
It's the last part.
If you put me in here until the last part, I will die.
It will be Oslo soon.
Do you know the famous painter in Oslo?
Do you know Munch?
Is Munch like that?
What is Munch?
Scream.
That's right.
Munch's scream is what Munch felt in the corner of Oslo.
I see.
Isn't there a Munch Museum?
There is.
I see.
Do you want to drive?
Yes.
Do you want to drive?
What?
It was 555 kilometers.
But you don't have any fun, do you?
No.
It's the city of Oslo.
It's big.
I see.
It's an old city.
We are on a train track.
It's different from Sapporo.
OK.
This is the National Museum of Art, isn't it?
That's right. This is it.
Well, it's centered around Munch.
Yes.
And there are sculptures of Rodin and a painting of Cézanne.
That's also one of them. As expected of the North King.
This is free admission fee.
As expected of you.
It's free.
For the North King.
Is it costly?
We don't have much time.
But we have to see something like this.
That's right.
Let's go and have a look.
That's right.
We can't, can we?
Yes.
Let's refresh ourselves.
That's right. Let's refresh ourselves.
It's right in front of us, isn't it?
That's right.
What day is it today?
Tuesday.
Oh, I'm sorry. It was written here. Tuesday is off, isn't it?
Is it true? Is it true?
No, I didn't know it.
Are you serious?
You know, Oizumi-kun, there is a place called Munk Museum.
Munk Museum.
The National Museum was closed, but this one is open.
I don't want to say it's decided, but...
It's a scream.
I want to go home!
Well, we showed what we should have shown.
We ran, but we're sleepy, too.
Thank you for watching.
It's narrow here because of Munk.
It's narrow here.
This is the first time I'm commenting about Munk.
That's right.
Mr. Munk...
Can you go somewhere?
I got on.
No matter what I say to Mr. Munk, he doesn't listen to me.
No!
He's angry.
In Sweden, we introduced a popular Swedish song.
Of course, even in Norway...
Norwegian song.
Last time, we thought it was the latest hit chart we got at a gas station.
That's right. It was wrong.
This time, we went to a CD shop next to a McDonald's and chose from among the top 40.
ABBA GENERATION
You don't know this, do you?
Why? Your jacket doesn't look good on you.
That's what you thought, didn't you?
No, it's not like that.
Are you serious?
I'm serious about this.
Are you sure you want to say it?
It's really popular.
Let's listen to it.
ABBA GENERATION
DANCING QUEEN
It's here!
ABBA GENERATION
You can dance, you know just right Having the time of your life
See that girl
You like it, don't you, Monk?
Listen!
Welcome!
Stop it!
It's a bright city.
The Olympics were held five years ago.
It's a small city.
It's a mother's jump platform.
That's right.
It's huge.
Funaki, you were in "Sumasuma" recently.
Yes, I was.
I saw it, too.
I'm jealous of you.
Aren't we jealous of "Sumasuma"?
I know you're jealous of Izumi-kun.
But why are you jealous of Fushimura-kun?
Is he from Kigi-jima?
When will I be in "Sumasuma"?
Izumi-kun's appearance in "Sumasuma" is a dream of mine.
I made it, too.
That's right.
Even if you spend a lot of time recording "Sumasuma", you can't make a single song.
It doesn't matter if you don't make a song.
You're stupid.
Why don't you make a song with Monk?
You're like him.
You're taking too much sound.
Wow.
How about this light?
It's amazing.
It's shining.
I don't think we need to comment on this beautiful scenery.
That's right, mister.
Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Mr. Moong's place.
This is important.
I'm going to show you.
Why are you bringing me here?
I don't like to hear it, so I'm going to show you.
When you look at it like this, you'll be surprised.
The scenery is...
The scenery is not surprising.
Wow.
This is Fjord.
This is great.
Wow.
This is great.
All right.
I can't ride it.
Wow.
Mr. Moong!
What are you doing?
Mr. Moong!
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry, Mr. Moong.
Don't be reckless.
If you had gone a little further, no one would have caught you.
If it flows like this, someone will help you.
It's beautiful, but it's already autumn.
Yeah, it's bad.
Yeah.
I thought I would have to wait about a month for autumn.
Yeah.
It's autumn in about an hour.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
HELP ME, RIDER!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH behalf my mother!
*sad music*
On November 20th, along with the release of the photo book,
this century's last big "good night" will be held!
At the venue, everyone has been waiting for
the first video of "how about this?" - "cyclone 1"
will be released!
This video has been re-edited for the video,
and it's already become interesting,
so everyone, please come and see it!
*sad music*
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