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Good evening. This is Kirigiris.
Once upon a time, four men traveled from Paris to the north.
On the first night, the four men arrived at the Zabburg castle in Germany, where the Sleeping Beauty lived.
Before looking for a place to stay, Uresino, a glutton, said he would eat at this castle.
But no matter how much he waited, there was no food.
Then Fujimura said...
If we don't find a place to stay by 12 o'clock, we'll sleep in a tent!
Now, it's a big deal.
There is only one hour left until 12 o'clock.
What will happen to the four of them?
Now, let's start the third night of "European Revenge".
[Laughter]
It's 10:50 at night. What should we do?
[Laughter]
If you want to go to Zafarburgshaw, you will all be sleepy.
Because Ulysses slept when we were eating.
If we hadn't woken him up because it was dangerous, he would have slept for a hundred years.
We were released in three hours, so we are still fine.
We only have one hour left.
If we don't find it in one hour, I will stay there and set up a tent.
It's difficult. Look.
Where are we now?
We are here.
Zafarburgshaw.
It's over there.
It's around here.
There is nothing here.
[Laughter]
Where should we go?
I think there is an inn in Göttingen.
Göttingen is on the map of Germany.
I saw Göttingen.
I saw it, too.
[Laughter]
I think there is an inn in Göttingen, but I don't know if we can find it in this darkness.
It's difficult.
[Laughter]
Should we go back 10 kilometers and go to Trendenburg?
There is an inn in Trendenburg, too.
It's a very good place.
There is an inn.
A castle.
It's not close to a castle.
[Laughter]
We don't go into a castle, but we look for an inn in front of it.
That's right.
There are still a few wrong ways to go through here, so there is a possibility.
That's right.
Should we go back?
But there was nothing up to 10 kilometers.
There is nothing.
Is it okay?
If I fall asleep in 10 kilometers!
If I fall asleep with magic on me now!
Please think it's over.
Is it okay?
I will run with that intention.
Hey, old man.
Look at the letters "hotel".
That's right.
"Hotel" "Motel"
Wouldn't it be weirder to have a hotel in a place like this?
If there is a hotel in a place like this, I don't want to go there.
Isn't it?
I'm scared of such a place.
That's why you were walking around in such a place.
We have no choice but to look for a hotel.
Please make it transparent.
It's transparent.
Is it transparent?
Yes.
Is it so dark because it's transparent?
That's right.
It's not scary.
Please turn off the light for a moment.
What?
Please turn off the light for a moment.
Would you like to turn on the light?
Look!
It's scary!
Is it scary?
Oh!
Is that you, Shishiro-kun?
I just fell asleep.
If you fall asleep now, the video will be terrible.
Shishiro-kun, you will be killed.
Is it okay? You will die in a hundred years.
The video is a little dangerous now.
The moment you were killed, the road became short and dirty.
That's right.
If you hadn't said that, I would have slept for a hundred years.
If I hadn't said that, only the prince would have been able to wake me up.
I can see the city from here.
I'm sure there is a hotel here.
I'll go there.
Okay.
Do you have any rooms for tonight?
Are you okay?
Do you have any rooms for tonight?
Yes, yes.
Don't stay alone.
Okay.
Don't stay alone.
How is it?
It's no good.
What?
It's no good.
All right.
The tent is getting closer and closer.
Some idiot told me not to eat first at 8 o'clock in the morning.
Isn't it?
Some idiot told me not to eat first at 8 o'clock in the morning.
It's already 11 o'clock in the middle of the night.
How is it?
What did you say?
There is no inn for 5 years.
Some idiot told me not to eat first at 8 o'clock in the morning.
I think you are talking about your partner's tent.
I like my own tent.
I thought the show would be exciting, so I ate first.
It's exciting.
As a result, it's exciting.
That's why you're doing this.
What?
Apologize.
What did you say?
You should look for a hotel.
Why don't we have our own sleeping bags?
It's strange that we don't have sleeping bags.
I didn't think this would happen.
Look at me.
There is a castle.
Look at me.
There is a castle.
Look at me.
I won't give up hope until the end.
If you get lost in a nightmare like you, you will die first.
I won't give up hope until the end.
Okay, I'll stay with you for 27 minutes.
I won't stay there until 12 o'clock.
Look for it.
What is it? Look at it.
It's a small window, isn't it?
It's a tire, isn't it?
A tire took it.
It's better to go to a big city called Gettingen.
Gettingen? Why didn't we go to Gettingen?
Because you said you wouldn't go.
What are you talking about?
I thought you said you wouldn't go to Gettingen.
Oh, there is a bridge.
Maybe we can make a last wish here.
People are walking.
How about this?
I can't do it.
I can't do it like that.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
You idiot!
Listen to me!
Okay?
We will camp here.
It's already 12 o'clock in the evening.
It's just a road.
All right!
You're sleeping on the road.
I'm sleeping.
Let's do it like this.
OK?
Two people in the car.
Two people in the tent.
I don't care where you are this time.
OK?
This is my first time on a show.
I admit it.
That's right.
I'm sorry about this time.
You idiot!
You said you wanted to eat fast, so it's like this.
That's right.
You're an idiot, but you say unnecessary things.
That's right.
I just said it.
OK?
Remember it.
I know.
You should eat slowly after you find a place to stay.
That's right.
You're an idiot.
Where are we now?
Listen carefully.
Where are we now?
We're going to set up a tent on this roadside.
If we don't do that, we won't be able to sleep tonight.
That's right.
Right?
OK, then.
Let's set up a camp here.
OK?
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
We've set up a camp here.
Yes.
We only have these clothes that we can wear now.
Yes.
It's already September in Germany and it's cold at night, so be careful, you two.
Yes.
Okay? Have a safe morning.
Yes.
Our tent.
That's right.
The director will stay overnight in the tent.
Yes. If anything happens, please go to the car immediately.
Understood.
Because it's cold.
Obviously we went to the mountains.
That's right.
Let's do our best today.
That's right.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Let's do our best, everyone.
Let's do our best.
Then, have a safe morning.
Safe.
Yes.
Good night.
Good luck!
Good night, Ryujin.
That's right.
Sleeping in the tent.
It's pretty comfortable.
It's comfortable.
Yes.
It's good that you brought this.
Yes.
Then, good night.
Yes.
I didn't let you sleep at all and woke you up.
It was cold.
The tent was frozen.
It was cold.
You didn't sleep.
It was cold.
And...
Did you forget something important?
I didn't lock the car.
That's right.
I didn't even start the engine.
It's beautiful in the morning.
You said it was harsh in the evening.
It's cold in the morning.
Is that a knee in front of you, Ujimi-san?
Yes, it's a knee.
Are you sleeping on the floor?
It's cold in the morning, isn't it?
You're getting smaller and smaller.
That's a knee, isn't it?
You're holding it.
I'd like you to tell me about it.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Your hat...
Good morning.
What's wrong with you?
Didn't you want to sleep?
The two of you, the talent, couldn't sleep?
You guys...
Why did you take the car keys?
You took them?
I thought it was cold and wanted to start the engine, but you took the keys.
You took the keys.
I thought it was bad to wake you up because of what happened yesterday.
I thought it was cold in the car, but there was a window.
You should have closed the window.
I thought about closing the window, but it wasn't warm yet.
It's cold.
Is it cold?
I thought I would die if I slept.
If we hadn't noticed it, we would have slept a little longer.
But you were dead.
I didn't mean to wake you up.
You thought it was bad because of what happened yesterday.
You thought it was bad, so you wanted me to die.
I should have died alone.
But I'm not going to die without doing anything.
I knew I would die if I slept.
I thought it would be no use if I woke up and died.
I thought there was a window.
You should have told me.
It's cold.
How about you, sir?
It's a morning in Merhen Highway.
Good morning!
Good morning.
Today is our second day of our trip, Sunday.
It's only our second day!
Yes! It's only our second day of our trip, Sunday.
It's only our second day...
What's with the look on your face?
It's a busy story.
It's a busy story, mister!
Well, we're just studying for our trip.
Studying...
First, food first, then the inn.
It's the inn! It's the inn!
That's the most important thing.
Food first, then the inn!
We'll decide on the inn first!
We won't die.
Do you really understand?!
Exactly.
You're the one who said we'd end up like this!
What's with you?!
It's you!
It's you who's been sleeping in the tent!
What?!
You're the one who's been sleeping in the tent!
You're the one who said it!
What?!
It's past 8 and we're already...
It's none of your business!
I'm going to die!
Well, well, well...
Bring a key and open the window, you idiot!
Well, don't wake up everyone in this quiet, nice country town in Germany.
But if you say you studied, you're right.
We were thinking of setting up the tent in a place close to the North Pole, if we were to call it a production plan.
And then...
I was the staff for opening and closing.
Ureshino-kun said his luggage was heavy, so he brought a staff for summer.
And in the morning, when Ureshino-kun woke up...
"What's wrong, Ureshino-kun?" he said.
If you go any further north, I'm going to die.
Ureshino-kun said it!
It was close!
Was it really close, Ureshino-kun?
It was close!
If Ureshino-kun had gone any further north, he would have died!
I'm glad it was a good trip!
It was a good trip!
But you know...
There were a lot of things, but...
Oizumi-san saved me!
That's right!
Ah, I see.
Do you know that?
Well, Oizumi-san saved me, but you're the cause of it, right?
It's not you!
It's this...
I said I'd go on a trip, and you said you'd go on a trip!
I knew it because of this self-training!
The two idiots who made up yesterday's cause did it in a terrible way.
Ah, it's beautiful.
Ah, it's a nice city.
The two idiots who made up yesterday's cause did it in a terrible way.
Kawashima Hiroki
- "Sorry, if you fall asleep, I'll wake you up." - "That's right."
That's right.
Please don't sleep.
I put it here.
It's right next to me.
Please don't worry about the people in front of you.
Yes, I understand.
Kawashima Hiroki
A-7
Kojima-kun! "A-7"
A-7
Don't go in!
Hamburger Hawk
It says "hamburger"!
Say it! "hamburger"!
I should go where I like, right?
Did you see the sign just now?
I couldn't read it!
Where are you going? Say it!
"Hamburger"!
Say "hamburger"!
Say it!
Where are we going now?
"hamburger"!
It says "hamburger" and it's 142km!
Alright!
Don't say "hamburger" to anyone else!
It's "hamburg" after all!
I taught you so you can remember it easily!
Hamburger Hawk
Oh!
You just hit me in the head in the morning!
Hamburger Hawk
If you say "hamburger", what do you do next?
"Frensberg" has always been mentioned!
"Frensberg"?
"Frensberg" is the border of Denmark!
Frensberg
Where is the city where young people in Germany want to live the most?
It's probably "hamburger"!
"Hamburger"?
It's not like I like minced meat!
That's why you said "hamburger", right?
You know it, right?
"Hamburger" is like bread!
Forget about "hamburger"
I'm not "hamburger"
Say "Frensberg" three times!
Frensberg
Cheeseburg
I said "Frensberg"
Frensberg
Don't say "cheeseburg"
What's this? Which one is it?
Frensberg
Does it mean we can't go to "Keele"?
We can't see "Newport"
We can't see it
It's amazing
We can't see anything
It's amazing
What?
We can't see anything
We have to go to bed early today
I don't know why we started from "Paris"
What's up?
I'm here
Are you "Kobayashi Akira"?
Where are you coming from?
Are you "Kobayashi Akira"?
You are lucky
Kobayashi Akira
With a bench in the park, I told my girlfriend I was driving an Audi.
Shall we show them our passports?
Our passports!
Finally, our passports!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, they're checking them out!
Hey!
Can I have your passports?
Yes!
Oh, they're checking them out for the first time!
Thank you!
Yes!
We have arrived in Denmark!
We've never been to Denmark before.
We're finally in a new country!
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