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Good evening, everyone.
It's "How about Wednesday?"
If you're told "From tomorrow, you're going abroad for ten days,"
Huh?!
Where is it?
Of course you'd ask.
But you'd also say "No, I won't tell you."
Now, what should you bring with you?
I'm sure you'd panic.
Now, "How about Wednesday?"
Our overseas plan starts tonight.
Of course, we don't know where you're going.
Now, where on earth did we go?
Take a look!
Isn't there a piggy?
Maybe you're hungry.
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Good morning, everyone watching on TV.
And good morning, Mr. Oizumi.
Good morning, Mr. Oizumi.
Well, it's finally time for us to go on a journey.
Yes, it is.
Well, in about a few hours, we will leave Japan and go abroad.
Are you sure you want to go abroad?
Yes, we do.
We've decided to go abroad.
We didn't know where we were going, and I think it was hard to prepare for it.
This time, we don't have much information.
Well, today...
Aren't you sleeping?
Not at all.
You're so cute.
You look like a doll of phantasmagoria.
I feel like a fool.
I couldn't sleep all day yesterday.
I was like, "Where are we going?" and I couldn't sleep.
What should I bring?
I thought about it, but I couldn't think of anything.
I couldn't do anything until morning.
I was like, "Why do I have to bring so many things when I'm going abroad?"
I couldn't think of anything in the morning, and I just wore casual clothes.
You're wearing a full-on outfit.
(He's wearing a full-on outfit.)
(He's wearing sandals.)
(He's wearing a full-on outfit.)
(What about your shoes?)
(I don't have them today.)
Did you come here for this?
This time, I'm naked.
What about your pants?
I thought I'd go half-and-half.
Like a naked target.
It's just a reference, but...
I'd like you to take our luggage.
This is for three people.
This is also for three people.
And this is my luggage.
This is small.
This is also painful.
What is this?
This time, there is something very important in it.
Oizumi-kun will take this.
It's heavy.
I'm light, so it's okay.
It's just right for me.
It's like a trip abroad with Radia.
Oizumi-san.
Oizumi-san, are you okay?
Oizumi-san, you're going abroad.
I'm exhausted today.
I can only laugh at this.
I think there are many things in it.
I know where we're going.
You definitely need it.
This is the minimum you need.
I'm like this.
This is the minimum I need.
I'm like this in the minimum.
You're a traveler.
I think you can go all over the world like this.
I hope you don't die.
Oizumi-san.
I'm nervous.
Where are we going?
Shall we say it?
We're going to Paris.
I said it.
Did you say it?
Yes, France.
We're going to Paris.
Paris?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well, well, well.
It's unexpected and half-hearted.
Half-hearted.
I don't know why I'm so excited.
I thought you might have done it.
You said Paris without hesitation.
Yes, yes, Paris.
But the reason for Paris...
The reason for Paris is...
Listen to me.
Speaking of Paris, two years ago, in 1997, we tried to conquer 21 countries by rental car.
Unfortunately, we couldn't go around 21 countries, but we went around 13 countries at that time.
But, you know, going around 21 countries...
I said it at that time, too.
You said you'd go all over Germany.
We didn't go all over Germany.
We went all the way to Amelt.
If we couldn't go around 21 countries, I'd quit the show.
Right?
Since then, we've only been able to go around 13 countries.
People around me said, "It's amazing that you can go around 13 countries in one day."
But I was so frustrated that I couldn't do anything for the past two years.
No, no, no.
We have to do it.
We have to do it all.
We have to do it, don't we?
So, we went around 13 countries.
There are 8 countries left.
Would you like to see which 8 countries are left?
Look, we should have gone to an easier place to go around.
It's hard to go around, so it's left.
Where it's left is where it should be left.
Let me explain.
Two years ago, in the autumn of 1997, we decided to go around 21 European countries that do not require an immigration visa for a week and started France and Paris with rental cars.
However, the results were France, England, Belgium, Holland, Germany, Luxembourg, Austria,
Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Italy, Monaco, Spain and Andorra.
Eight countries remain.
The first one is Portugal, south of Europe, on the African continent.
San Marino and Bachcan, a small country in Italy.
In addition, Ireland, an island country that seems difficult to go to, and Norway, Finland, Sweden and Denmark, full of northern borders, are the four northern kingdoms of Denmark.
Two years ago, we left the northern border and went back to Europe.
Yes, it's "Europe Revenge".
So, we're going to go around the remaining eight countries in a week.
Let's start.
It's started.
It's not possible.
Europe is 5,800 kilometers.
5,200 kilometers.
It's about ten thousand kilometers.
It's ten thousand kilometers.
It's a big country.
It's not possible.
It's not different this time.
It's the same number of days.
It's the same rental car.
Shut up!
Let's use new information.
It's about ten thousand kilometers.
I don't want you to say such useless things.
It's impossible.
We've grown up in two years.
We've grown up.
It's impossible to go around ten thousand kilometers.
Viewers won't be fooled.
You can't go around as many times as you like.
As you can see, we have eight countries left.
Let's look at where we can earn the most money.
This time, we will attack Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland.
We will definitely attack these four countries in a week.
You're dressed up again.
What about your shoes?
I don't have them today.
You're wearing them now.
What about your pants?
I don't have them.
You don't have them?
I was thinking of going out for a drink.
This is the North Pole Prefecture.
It's about the same size as Alaska and Turkey.
Yes, it's about the same size as Alaska and Turkey last year.
If you could think of your clothes at that time...
What?
You should have told me.
You should have told me that it's the North Pole Prefecture.
I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you.
This is a good thing.
Does this happen to everyone?
Shorts are not good.
It's enough, Oizumi-kun! It's enough!
What? What?
You fool!
What are you doing?
It's obviously a suicide attack.
Welcome!
First of all, there are two choices.
There is a way up to here.
Oh, there is! There is!
Obviously, we went up the mountain.
It was cold.
There is a way up!
There is!
I want to go home soon.
You are crazy.
Good night!
We are going to board the plane the day after tomorrow.
But we are in the north of Hokkyo Prefecture.
We came back the day after tomorrow.
But it's past noon today.
I'm sorry, Oizumi-kun!
It's okay, Oizumi-kun!
I am now in Hokkyo Prefecture.
Hokkyo Prefecture is raining again today.
We still have a long way to go.
That's right. We still have a long way to go.
We still have a long way to go.
On this trip, we have one more important purpose.
Actually...
There's no way.
The photo book of this Aquarium Audition will be released!
Wow!
Wonderful!
And we...
That's right!
Since we're here...
We'll show you the beautiful scenery of the North Pole.
Everyone, don't forget to bring your cameras!
That's right!
We've brought our phones.
Let's hang out again and take lots of pictures!
That's right!
You can also watch us!
That's right!
Isn't this nice?
Sepia is nice!
We didn't have to wait for that in the North Pole.
That's nice!
We didn't have to wait for that in the North Pole.
As you can see in the photo book of this Aquarium Audition...
Each of you will write a diary on that day!
Diaries are attached to books like this!
That's right!
Diaries!
You do that a lot, don't you?
Each of you will take beautiful pictures of different places!
That's right!
The North Pole is a nice field for that!
That's right!
The more you say you don't like it, the more natural you are!
I'm sick of being natural!
I don't know where we are going, but I don't want to be too natural!
Thank you for watching my video.
It's time for "European Revenge"!
From the starting line, it's you, Taira-san!
I'm an expert!
Paris!
I'm an expert!
It's been a while since I felt like this!
That's right!
I'm an expert in Paris!
It's here, right?
Yes, it's gotta be here.
But...
I think it's better to be closer to the north.
That's right!
Why did you decide to start from Paris?
As you can see in this map...
It's strange to start from Paris.
Paris is a national airport, right?
That's right.
It's here, right?
The first country we should aim for is Denmark.
It's here.
It's strange.
It's already 1,000km from here.
That's right! We should start from here!
We should start from here!
There's one or two airports, right?
There's no big city like Copenhagen.
Copenhagen sounds good!
But it's "European Revenge", so there's hope from you.
Starting from the outer gate...
What are you talking about?
I hope you'll say that.
It's strange, isn't it?
Why do you have to start from such a close place?
This is the starting point!
This is the entrance of Europe!
It's strange!
You're the only one who has such questions.
It's strange!
Even if I have questions, I won't say them!
You're all on my side!
It's strange! You're always on my side!
Nobody starts from here!
Nobody, right?
Not from Copenhagen!
I don't like it!
You have such a good idea!
Even if you say "Jordanmon", you'll get tired and wake up at the end!
"Kagamon"!
Let me explain our route.
September 11th, Saturday.
Starting from Gaisenmont, entering Germany first, driving along Autobahn, entering Denmark, aiming for Copenhagen.
Once in Copenhagen, get on a rental car and cross Sweden's round eyes on the highway.
Here, rent another rental car and go to Norway for now.
After that, take the shortest route and return to Sweden, continue north along the Bosnian Sea, cross the Arctic and enter Finland.
Then, head for Helsinki at the finish line and head south.
The special train leaving Helsinki Banter Airport is Saturday, four o'clock in the afternoon, a week later.
The planned driving distance is about 5,000km.
It's less than 6,000km across America, but there are hardly any high speed roads on Scandinavia's peninsula, so most of the driving will be done on public roads.
Yes, this will be one of the major reasons for making this journey into the most cruel overseas filming ever.
We didn't even dream of it, but we have finally set off for beautiful countries that will destroy humans.
So, how do you like it?
A journey of European domination!
North King Revenge Edition!
Yes!
Salute!
Can you say "start" one more time?
SALUTE!
This time, I forgot to say something important.
I want you to say something important.
This time, the theme is...
Merhen.
Is there no Merhen in Europe?
Let me explain here.
Two years ago in Europe, the theme of travel was Merhen.
In England, they visited the stick-throwing bridge of Bear Poussin.
In Switzerland, they visited the hometown of Alps girl Heiji.
There is a great place in Germany that is suitable for Merhen.
That's right.
It's Tsubari.
Merhen Kaido.
Let's go.
It's an easy road.
Let's go through Merhen Kaido and go to Denmark.
Merhen Kaido sounds like there is Merhen.
That's right.
There is no Merhen in Merhen Kaido.
Where is it in Denmark?
What kind of Merhen does Denmark have?
I'm surprised.
What will appear first?
Akazukin?
Let's go.
It's Akazukin.
Let's go.
Akazukin.
Lance.
Let's go to Lance.
It's a champagne factory.
That's good.
I want to go there.
There is a statue of Jeanne d'Arc.
Lance is a world heritage.
It's a world heritage.
Naoto will do it again.
I'll do it.
Let's go.
What?
Let's go.
What?
Is it different from the previous program?
Can you narrate it?
Of course.
Can you do it?
Of course.
Floating in the city of Lance.
What is that character?
A city of riots next to Berlin.
And a city of overflowing commerce.
If I say it abruptly, it's a city of war.
Japanese version of "Kaishinken".
How many people can I do?
Merhen Kaito.
Who was that?
It's one million yen.
One million yen?
It's one million yen, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
A linguist and a German-Chinese legend researcher.
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Don't say "let's go"!
You are a true YouTuber!
You searched for something unique.
This is amazing!
I was bitten by a lion!
You're overdoing it!
You said it abruptly!
I don't know which one is better, this one or that one.
100kg is too much.
What should we do?
That's the problem.
You just said it.
We have to do it.
We started this project 2 years ago in Europe.
It's called "revenge".
This time we started from Paris to North Europe.
But suddenly in Germany, something terrible happens.
Please look forward to next week.
I hope it will be good.
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