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Good evening, it's Wednesday. This project is a 72-hour ride on a motorcycle from Tokyo to Sapporo, but it's been a lot of work.
So let's take a look at it right away. It's a motorcycle-damaging New Japan 10-speed rally.
Number one!
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You bastard!
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Asshole!
You're wrong today, you bastard!
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It's about 330km today, isn't it?
That's right.
You have to go 300km or more, don't you?
That's right.
Where are you going?
For now, I'm going to Niigata Prefecture.
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I'm going in.
Let me explain today's destination.
The whole process is 1,100km in three days, which means that driving 300km or more a day is absolute conditions.
Therefore, today's goal is about 360km from Tokyo, which meets these conditions.
It is Niigata City, which faces the Japanese Sea.
I have to cross the main city completely today.
I would like to explain this to the viewers now.
It's raining now and both of us are wearing raincoats, so we can't tell who is who at all.
The one on the left is written as "SU", and this is Mr. Suzuki.
And the one on the right is written as "DAI", and this is Mr. Oizumi.
Viewers will be able to tell who is who with "SU" and "DAI".
It's finally starting to look bad, isn't it?
It's pretty congested, isn't it?
It's congested, isn't it?
Well, it's still Friday and it's still about 11 o'clock.
Let me explain here.
From Tokyo to Urawa, Romiya, and Kumagaya, this national road 17 line that passes the representative city in Saitama Prefecture is actually full of congested traffic.
And we just happened to be in the middle of it.
You guys are going at a good pace.
It's been about 2 hours and we've covered about 25 to 26 kilometers.
I don't think it's good.
I can see that.
Hey, I'm not going at a good pace for Shikoku.
I'm really worried about the fact that we're only wearing raincoats.
Hey, mister, let's go to Shikoku!
What? No!
I don't like Shikoku!
Let's go!
It's a perfect traffic jam.
Hey, you know what?
I think it's better to go to Shikoku!
Seriously!
This is more than I expected. My ass hurts.
This is a battle against the pain of my ass.
This is Mr. who is not sick.
Oizumi is a pretty serious problem.
That may be so.
I'll have you rub this.
It's an oil massage.
Even if it's oily, you have to rub it like this.
Me and Kunz are out of order.
That's right.
You two are shining brightly.
You look like thieves.
Do we paint each other?
That's right.
Does it hurt so much?
My ass is getting tired.
We're riding in a car, so we don't know.
You don't know, do you? It's raining.
That's a lie.
You know, right?
Sometimes I forget.
It's raining now.
The change of weather is sensitive.
If it's a storm, I'll stop.
That's right.
Is it painful?
You just said it was painful.
I've already said it.
I'm getting sleepy.
It's been three hours and it's about 35 kilometers.
That's right.
It's a meaningless calculation, but it's about 10 kilometers per hour.
I'm sorry, but 10 kilometers per hour is not enough for a car like Ikangawa.
I'm a little bent in Ikangawa right now.
Ikangawa is too much.
At this rate, Ikangawa...
I don't know if I'm going to fire.
You've been pulled out.
It's been flowing for a while, hasn't it?
It's getting good.
Wow, everyone is licking me.
It's flowing, isn't it?
It's good.
All right, go ahead, president.
It's plain even if you run.
What is it?
I'm going to fire.
You said it was plain even if you ran.
Wasn't it cool just now?
It's pretty plain.
That's how you show it.
It would have been cool if you had dirt on your back.
Is that so?
Do you want me to put it on you?
Next time you fire, put dirt on me.
I don't think it will change.
It will change.
I'm going to put dirt on you.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Let's go.
How was it, president?
It's like you're waiting for me.
Excuse me, but we've been listening to you two's voice all the time.
We don't listen to anything on the radio, either.
Excuse me, but since you two are here on behalf of the radio...
Excuse me, but could you do something for us on behalf of the radio?
Who are you talking about?
Oh, it's him!
From the first scene...
Wow, I miss you!
To the Takasaki island...
When you're driving that 50cc supercub...
"GET STORY"...
It's already night!
"Tonight, with you again"...
"GET STORY"...
I'm getting sleepy.
Aren't you sleepy?
I'm getting sleepy.
You'll die if you sleep.
When I say "record", you're already sleeping.
It's a habit, isn't it?
It's a habit. If you don't fix it, you'll die.
That's right. From now on, it's a horse race.
Oh!
Yes!
Wow! It's a horse race!
Yes!
We're finally entering the city center of Takasaki.
The famous specialty of Takasaki is "daruma".
"Daruma"?
There is a place called "darumaji".
It's on the way.
I see.
Let's take a break.
Is this route a detour?
No, it's a shortcut.
That's good.
I have to say that.
Is it "shourinji darumaji"?
That's right. It's called "shourinji darumaji".
It's "darumaji" of rain.
What do you mean "darumaji" of rain?
It's a very famous "darumaji" of rain.
Since we're here...
All right.
"Daruma omikuji".
I'm counting on you, "daruma".
Hey!
What is it, mister?
There is profit in going far away.
Oh!
"Toguege" is...
This is...
"Toguege" is...
It's all right.
As long as you don't get bored!
"Toguege" is...
It's work.
I don't get bored.
I don't get bored perfectly.
"Toguege" is...
It's a business.
It's a steam engine.
It's a loss if you make a noise.
"Toguege" is...
What is it?
It's a loss if you say that.
I have to hurry up. I'm waiting for the Dalma to arrive.
I can't hurry up. "Where are you going?" Hokkaido!
If I'm late, I have to make a counterattack. "Are you a pizza shop?"
The man in front of me is angry.
What do you think of this?
I'm angry when you come in front of me.
Why are you loading Dalma?
I want to load Dalma, too.
You are a big fan of Kanagasa.
I'm heading for Niigata Prefecture from here.
The car is fully loaded.
It's amazing.
Good morning.
I'm sorry. I have a Dalma today.
He has a Dalma today.
Thank you for riding with us today.
This is Kanagasa.
What do you mean by waving your hands?
We are cheering you up.
We are doing our best.
We are cheering you up.
I see.
Wow, 210km to Niigata.
It's 6 o'clock now.
Really?
It's still 144km.
The scenery has changed, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
You can't see it in the post office?
Are you OK?
Yes, I can see it in the post office.
Especially, when you turn right, you can see it in the post office.
When you turn right, you can see it in the post office.
You mean my back shoulder, don't you?
Yes, you do.
You can see it in the post office.
This angle.
You can see it in the post office.
This is it.
It's getting dramatic.
Really?
Is it OK?
It's like touring now.
Do you think you can load your luggage faster than the man in front of you?
If you think it's like touring now, why don't you ask the producer?
Mr. Tired is doing his best.
Even though it's raining heavily, he's driving without saying a word.
Niigata is written in the map, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's go to Niigata.
Today's goal is Niigata.
You drove well.
Can you hear me, Mr. President with a small drum?
I just glanced at you from the side, and you're pretty fired up.
Oh, really?
You looked pretty fired up.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You're not saying a word.
Yes, you're pretty fired up.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Seeing you like that, I feel a little better now.
I understand how you feel.
I'll do my best.
I didn't know you looked like you were having so much fun.
I know, right?
Oh, I smell grilled meat.
Oh, you can smell it, can't you?
I can feel it.
I can feel the smell, the wind, and the danger.
Oh, Kanetsuto.
I want to ride it.
Kanetsuto.
Is it getting colder and colder?
Is it cold?
We don't know much about it.
That's obvious.
I can feel the wind, the coldness, the smell, and the danger.
We'll soon be arriving at Saruga-kyo Onsen.
Oh, that's nice.
It's about 170km to Iigoto, right?
That's right.
And it took you 10 hours to get here and you're already at 170km?
It's 17km/h.
It's tough.
This is like a hot spring resort.
Wow, it's like a hot spring resort.
Wow, hey, hey!
What are you talking about? I told you it's 1,000 people, you bastard!
I wanna go in!
Well, this is...
Well, for me, it's like...
It doesn't matter how much it is!
It took me a day and it's 180km!
It doesn't matter how much it is!
That's why!
It's weird from the beginning!
How did you calculate it?
You said you'd go to Niigata tonight!
Are you stupid?!
It's not a matter of traffic jams!
You're blurring it out.
I'm blurring it out!
It's not enough!
It's not enough to go to Niigata!
Oh, it's the Golden Gate Bridge!
It's an amazing bridge! You can cross it like this!
Oh, it's a nice view!
It's amazing!
Oh, it's nice!
It's above you!
It's a good view!
If you don't hurry, you'll end up in a country with only such scenery!
It's a bit late for that!
This scenery is the only thing that keeps me happy!
Everyone, it's finally the Mikuni Pass from here!
Mikuni Pass?!
Yes! You'll probably be climbing up from here!
Are you serious?!
You're a youngster!
I'm a youngster?!
Please do your best!
I won't climb up!
With this Mikuni Pass, we will finally enter Niigata Prefecture!
Really?!
At the top of Mikuni Pass!
Niigata Prefecture?!
We will enter Niigata Prefecture!
Okay!
For now, let's enter Niigata Prefecture!
Let's go!
Right?!
There is 10km to the top of the pass!
Are you serious?!
This is tough! 10km!
Will we run out of gas?!
It's fine!
The Mikuni Pass is 1100m high!
It's so high!
Hang in there!
If we don't pass this pass, we won't enter Niigata Prefecture!
It's starting to get cold!
It's summer!
I remembered how cold it is!
Really?!
We are 900m above sea level!
It's cold, isn't it?!
I can't feel it at all in the car!
It stands out!
The coldness!
The wind!
The smell!
I can feel the danger!
That's right!
That's what a motorcycle is!
Is that so?!
That's what a motorcycle is!
That's what a car is!
Hang in there, Niigata!
It's 164km!
Okay!
Let's go!
What's wrong?
The car...
What's wrong?
The engine failed to start.
I see.
I didn't like it.
Okay, let's go home.
- I'm going to bed. - Good night.
I did it! I did it! I did it!
That was crazy!
What was that?
I don't know, but...
It's still going.
All the time?
Whether it's second or third gear...
It's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Oh, yeah.
What was that? Did it stop once you turned off the engine?
No, I was engine stalling.
You were stalling?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Well, let's go and see.
Yeah, for now.
If we go a little further, we'll reach the summit of Mikuni Pass.
Apparently, there's a tunnel there.
If we make it through it, we'll be in Niigata Prefecture.
Once we make it through Mikuni Pass...
Yuzawa...
Ichigo Yuzawa...
Yuzawa Onsen is there.
All right!
For now, for today...
For now, we're in Niigata Prefecture.
We're going there.
It's getting a little dark.
You two need to be careful.
Hahaha!
Nice!
What do you think of this?
Yes.
Doesn't it look like "white police bike guy"?
That's right.
Doesn't it look like "John and Punch" a little?
That's right, that's right.
Hahaha!
You know it well, don't you?
Hahaha!
If you look at it from behind, it says "V"!
That's right.
It's like "Victory's V"!
That's right.
Whoa!
We made it!
It's a tunnel!
All right!
Are you all right?
What?
Is there someone riding behind me?
What are you talking about?
Is there someone riding behind me?
There is!
He's looking at me!
Is there someone riding behind me?
There is!
Something is heavy!
That's right!
There is something riding on the head of Mr.
He's looking at me even though he's small!
That's right!
With a red face!
Oh, it's Yuzawa-cho.
We're in Niigata-prefecture!
Yeah!
We're in Niigata-prefecture!
We have a little more than 20km to go!
Hello!
How are you doing?
It's dark!
I'm scared!
Are you all right, Mr.?
I can't stop.
Are you all right?
Hey!
I can't stop!
Are you all right?
I can't stop!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's going on?
Hey!
Stay away from me!
I can't stop!
If we stay here, we can't stop the car!
Let's go to the tunnel!
Mr., the engine doesn't seem to be working!
It's working!
Isn't it a low fuel consumption?
No, it's low!
It's low, isn't it?
I know the reason, so let's go and deceive it!
Let's go and deceive it!
Let's go where we can go!
Can you go?
Yes!
It seems like we have a great goal!
"I can't do it anymore! I'll quit!" It's like that!
But this guy doesn't know anything!
He doesn't know why he's doing this in Tokyo and riding all the way to Sapporo!
That's right!
Why is this happening?
All right!
Can we go anywhere?
I don't know!
Well, he's driving anyway.
It's not helping, is it?
But still...
It's me, isn't it?
That's right.
It's not your fault.
Mr. Oizumi, do you want me to play that song now?
That's right.
Is it?
It's here.
Is it here?
That's right.
How are you doing?
I'm perfectly fine.
Okay.
No problem at all.
The song has just started.
Yes!
I want you to play it for me!
Ikan-sen-e-ga-ne.
It's no good.
Stop it!
I'm going to Shikoku if you leave me behind.
Should I go to Shikoku?
Well, I've been thinking about it for a while.
You're not good at all!
What's going on with Mr. Oizumi?
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm going to make a miracle happen.
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