AISubs v3.6
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Good evening everyone, it's Wednesday.
Now, a new project will start tonight!
Well, it's hard for me to say it myself,
but for us, it may have been the worst project in history.
Well, not knowing that, we set off for Ginza, Tokyo.
What kind of project it will be, let's have this person give us a hint!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You're out!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Good morning.
Good morning!
Where are we now?
It's rare to see you.
You are not in any airport.
This time you are in Ginza.
Speaking of Ginza,
the ladies of Yamanote shop here.
I brought you here because
I'm really sorry.
I have something you want.
Something you want?
Yes, I came all the way to Ginza
for shopping.
What do you want?
Well,
I'm doing my best in this program,
so I hope you will buy it.
I'm really sorry,
but I'm only interested in you.
It's not for me.
What?
It's not for me, either.
No, no.
It's 150,000 yen.
150,000 yen?
I'll give it to you as a gift.
Can I buy 150,000 yen?
No, no.
How about you two?
It's 150,000 yen.
It's only for me.
That's weird.
It's 150,000 yen.
Isn't it too much?
It's 300,000 yen.
If you think about it like that,
aren't we working for 150,000 yen?
No, no.
Hey, don't say that.
What's 150,000 yen?
Do you want it?
I do.
That was so close!
I'm going back.
Why is it only you, mister?
Can you wait a minute?
Can I?
No! Can I?
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, what's up with you?!
Why aren't you coming up to me?!
What's up with you?!
No, no, no!
What's up with you, Fujimura?!
No, no, no!
What is he talking about?!
I'll convince you! I'll convince you!
Hey!
I'm getting off!
Hey, hey!
The producer said okay.
He did?
What?
You don't look like you agree with me.
No, no. You don't look like you agree with me.
Then...
Two.
Two, okay. Then...
Of course it's weird.
You're the only one who doesn't get it.
I get it every day.
Hey...
Can I say something too?
Go ahead. Can I say something too?
Because I don't know what you're talking about!
I said you should get dirty for no reason, but...
Can you buy me one?
No! Can you buy me one?
Hey, wait up.
Since we're both here...
Wait up! Since we're both here...
Then we should get the same thing!
That's right.
Let's get the same thing!
Then...
Let's go to the store.
Let's go.
It's like a camera, right?
No, I don't think so.
Let's go to the store.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
It's 7 o'clock already.
Isn't it this store?
Producer, is it this store?
Yes.
Oh, it's here.
What is this?
I can't tell what store it is at first glance.
It's the same store as last time, but it's a different store.
Producer, you're happy with this, right?
Yeah, I'm happy with this.
I'm buying it!
He's happy with the new store.
You're happy with this, right?
Yeah, I'm happy with this!
Then let's buy it, Producer!
He's happy with the new store.
Mr. Ojiimi, I wanted this, so I'm giving you this.
Why are you giving me a scooter again?
You wanted it, didn't you?
Can I have it?
I'll give it to you.
It's about 150,000 yen.
But!
It's hard to take it home.
That's what I wanted to say.
My next question is...
You don't say weird things, do you?
Take it home.
What?
Take it home.
If you want it, take it home.
I said weird things.
I said weird things again.
Wait, wait, wait! Don't say it clearly!
Don't say it clearly!
I'll go home to Sapporo with this.
Going home to Sapporo?
Are you crazy?
That's impossible, isn't it?
No, it's okay.
How much did you eat?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It's 1,100km.
What do you mean 1,100km?!
You only ate half of it!
Mikuni Pass.
Are you serious?
Shodenpa Pass.
Those are amazing legs!
Should we go to Shikoku?
You guys must be tired, too!
At 12 o'clock...
I'm sure...
We'll go to Aomori.
It's all tangled up!
It's quite a shocking video.
There's only one thing...
I'm sure we'll arrive in Sapporo.
It's okay!
Here we go!
We'll go to Aomori at 12 o'clock.
Are you kidding me?!
We'll never make it.
But...
That's unfair!
Hey, what's going on?
Can you put it in here?
What's going on?
Can you go 20km/h?
How far can you go?
One, two, three, go!
Wait a minute.
Are you stupid?
Did you see it?
Let's buy it.
I don't need it.
I'll buy one.
Hey, producer.
Can you buy it for 150,000 yen?
I don't need it.
Can you buy me one?
He's already bought it.
It's dangerous to buy it.
What do you think of it?
Is it scary?
That's a helmet, isn't it?
It's a laser.
I'm happy.
I'm not going.
You're stupid, aren't you?
It's a good picture.
It's fashionable.
However, there is a three-speed shift gear.
By stepping on the front pedal, it accelerates from neutral to first, second, and third speed.
If you step on it further, it returns to neutral again, a so-called rotary system.
On the contrary, when decelerating, if you step on the pedal on the back side, it returns to third, second, and first speed.
In fact, for beginners, it is a system that takes some time to get used to.
And as it turns out, beginner bikers will later cause serious accidents due to mismanagement of this variable speed gear.
You two look like riders after all.
Thank you very much.
I haven't said it yet, but I really appreciate it.
You bought it for me, didn't you?
I bought it for you, mister.
You're complaining a lot, aren't you?
You're still good at orange.
I'm completely strong.
How is it? I don't think it's possible for this project.
It's strange that you bought it here.
Did you buy it in Ginza?
It's a project, but it's not like that.
I want you all to go shopping with me.
What's about 150,000 yen?
Do you want me to buy it for you?
I want you all to buy it for me.
You don't have to say you want me to buy it for you.
But you say you want me to buy it for you, don't you?
You say you want me to buy it for you, don't you?
If you have a good story, I'll eat you up.
You ate me up.
You'll eat me up, won't you?
I know you'll eat me up, so I've prepared two.
I'm going to go.
It's about 1,100 kilometers to Sapporo.
As usual, I have work on Monday.
Today is Friday, so I have three days in total.
The legal speed is 30km/h.
To put it simply, it takes 36 hours.
So if you finish it in one day, it's 12 hours.
You can't change it.
Do you keep driving for 12 hours?
Let me explain again.
It's about 1100km from Tokyo to Sapporo.
The legal speed of 50cc motorcycle is 30km/h.
To put it simply, it takes 36 hours.
And we are given 72 hours.
If you don't keep driving for at least half of the whole process, you can't arrive in Sapporo.
There is a time limit.
Is it a rally?
Or is it a battle against time?
- It's a time trial, right? - This is definitely a rally!
- Are you competing? - Huh?
- I'm not competing. - You're not competing, right?
- It's a battle against yourself. - A battle against myself.
- It's a battle against time, Izumi-san. - It's okay, I'll really go home now.
- Then... - It's okay, it's decided, right?
- I'll explain the rules for now. - No, no, it's okay!
- Talk to me! - It's a time limit...
- It's a time limit, so... - You talk to me!
Now, let me explain the rules for the most goal- impossible Eastern Japan 10-stage rally.
The time limit is Monday morning at 9 am, 72 hours later.
The goal line is the HTB in Sapporo Hiragishi.
There are three main routes from Tokyo to Hokkaido and Aomori.
The first is the national road 6 line from Ibaraki to Sendai.
From Sendai, the national road 45 line passes the famous Sanriku coast and passes Aomori, a Pacific ocean route.
Next, the national road 4 line from Tokyo to Aomori passes the shortest inland route.
The third route is the national road 17 line from Tokyo and passes the capital city.
From Niigata, the national road 7 line goes up north to Aomori, a Pacific ocean route.
Out of the above three routes, which route to choose will be a big point.
- Well, you two are rallyists, so you can choose the route. - Yes.
Well, I'll leave it to you.
Normally speaking, the shortest inland route is the national road 4 line.
However, there is a lot of traffic here, so it takes a lot of time.
In fact, the route from Anaba to Niigata, which is the national road 7 line from Japan to overseas,
- looks like it's going a long way. - Doesn't it look like it's going a long way?
- Surprisingly, the distance doesn't change. - Oh, really?
- With the shortest route. - I have a feeling that it will turn like this in Niigata.
- Mister, think of it like this in Japan. - Yes.
It's an arrow shape, right?
- It's inside. - It's started again, these two idiots.
- You two, so stop it! - That's why, Mister.
- From here, if you go from the Pacific ocean, it looks like it's close, right? - Oh, I can feel it, I can feel it.
- It's the farthest thing you can go outside, Mister. - Oh, it's bulging out.
- Which route will you two choose? - Huh?
- Well, if you're interested in that story now, the inland route is the closest. - Let's go around Kyushu and go home.
- That's why... - Let's go around Kyushu and go home.
- I think it's better to go around Niigata. - The route on the overseas side of Japan.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- Then, it's the national road route on the overseas side of Japan. - Yes.
- Who are you two? - In the end, is it okay?
- It's not like the overseas side of Japan. - Huh?
- I'm going home by car.
- I haven't agreed to that yet. - Oh, I see, I see.
And I'm sorry, but I forgot one important thing.
As I said about the time limit, the rally is at 9 a.m. on Monday afternoon.
I forgot to tell you about the penalty game.
Shut up!
- Penalty game? - It's not a penalty game, is it?
- No, it's a rally. - Rally?
- It's a rally. - No, it's not a rally.
I've been agreeing with you for 100 minutes that you should take what you got and go home.
- I'm sorry, but... - What are you bringing me? Are you stupid?
- Are you stupid? Are you stupid? - If you don't arrive at the rally at 9 a.m., there are 88 temples in Shikoku.
- I know. I've been there. - I've been there.
- You can visit all of them.
Oh, it takes time. Construction takes time. I know all of them.
I didn't tell you, but...
I'm sorry, but I'm nervous about that. It's not a penalty game, is it?
I don't care about your nervousness.
I came back from Sapporo and I'm very nervous.
Don't die on your goal.
Don't die without getting hurt.
- Can you two hear me? - Yes.
It's just 9 o'clock.
- We're about to start in the center of Tokyo. - Yes.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- How do we look from behind? - You look cool.
It says "retro" on the back.
I don't know what it means, but...
- Let's get started! - Let's do it!
- Can you cross the bridge? - Yes, I can.
- How is it going, Ozoni? - I'm not used to it at all.
- Really? - Yes.
- It's been one minute since we started. - Yes.
- I've noticed how serious it is. - Yes.
- I get panicked when I'm driving. - Really? I'll try not to talk.
- It feels good. - What kind of car is it?
It's dangerous!
You can do it, Ozoni!
He's driving in the middle of Tokyo!
It's strange to see two people driving the same car.
The center of gravity of this bike is very low compared to the bike next to it.
Obviously, the bike next to me looked down on you.
I did it like this.
But it's about my boss, so I don't think I'll lose in the start dash.
You won't lose if you run?
I lost.
Boss, you lost all of a sudden.
I lost completely.
We don't know this, do we?
You're wearing a helmet and you look like a cow.
Orange is you, Ozumi.
And dull green is you, Mr.
I'll show you my face every time I stop.
We are currently passing through Akihabara.
In other words, this is a commuting rush, isn't it?
Shall we call it commuting? We are on our way home now.
You're good at it as usual.
Now, this is Okachimachi.
It's a little ahead of Ueno.
If you turn around, the three of you will always be there.
That's right. We'll be behind you all the time.
This is the three of us.
That's right.
Once in a while, when I get used to it, I'll go ahead and see you two.
Now, you two are still behind me.
If you get bored with this picture, I'll kill you.
I think the viewers will probably get bored with us.
I think the viewers will look forward to the happening.
If it's happening like this, I have no choice but to die.
If it's Oizumi after the commercial, I won't get angry anymore.
Oizumi has already said it.
I can't say it.
I'm getting bored of it.
I'm sorry to say it, but...
I can't stand it.
It doesn't change, does it?
It doesn't change.
Even if you talk about it, it seems like you're doing it on purpose.
That's right.
I don't know how much of a fan you are, Oizumi.
This is the red gate of Kodai.
I miss it.
It smells like curry.
I can't smell it from the inside of the car, but it's a motorcycle.
You can smell a lot of things.
I can smell smell, wind, sound, danger, and everything.
Well, it's not cool.
Did you see yourself in the glass now?
Yes.
You'd better not see it.
No matter how you look at it, it's still a drift.
And no matter how you look at it, you two are friends.
I'm so sad.
It's a match.
Yes, this is line 17 now.
Yes, yes.
Yes, we're going to Urawa in Saitama Prefecture first.
How about breakfast?
Oh, that's it.
Oh, breakfast.
You're running around like an idiot because you can't even eat here.
It's here.
Isn't there something like a family restaurant if you run a little more?
Family restaurant?
What is it?
Well, hamburger!
Yes, yes.
I'll quit!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll leave it behind and go home!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I think we'll cross the river soon.
Yes.
At that point, we'll finally say goodbye to Tokyo and enter Saitama Prefecture next.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, is that it?
Yes, it's this bridge.
It's big.
Yes, this is Arakawa.
Arakawa!
Yes.
Oh, it's a Todabashi that says Arakawa.
Yes.
It says, it says, it says, we've entered Saitama Prefecture!
Yes, it's Saitama Prefecture!
Yes!
Hooray!
Man, I can't wait to see the Japan Sea!
I can't wait to see you two running along the sea of Japan Sea like that!
What will happen next week?
By the way, what did you want to say?
Western Rally Yacht
What?
Western Rally Yacht
What?
Western Rally Yacht
I'm strict this time, Fujimura!
I'm strict!
See you next week!
See you!
Hey, you're getting on my nerves!
Mr. Gun's bike just stopped for a bit.
Mr. Gun is in trouble.
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