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Hello, everyone!
It looks like we have some nice people here today.
Hey, old lady over there, you're not dead!
When I got off at Haneda Airport today, I saw something interesting.
Shintaro Ishihara and Masuzoi Hatoyama are fighting over a taxi.
"I'm the fraud, I'm the fraud," they're saying.
Then, a plane stopped there and Hori came down and said, "Why don't you get in together?"
All right! It's started!
Let's have a good time tonight, too!
"Who Am I?" by American celebrities has begun!
We have a wonderful guest with us today, too!
Let's say it!
Who am I?!
OK! I'll tell you the answer at the end of the show!
Let's watch "America Crossing Part 5" now!
Stay tuned!
Aiming for the White House! America crossing the continent!
In 1997, Australia crossed the continent.
Then, after conquering Europe, we set out for an even larger North America continent!
Here, I'll explain this planned crossing route.
We'll start from the west coast of San Francisco and head south to near Los Angeles.
After that, we'll take the Interstate 40 line, or freeway, and head all the way east.
Our goal is the capital of the United States of America, Washington, D.C.
From San Francisco to Washington, D.C., that distance is about 5,000 kilometers.
By the way, it's about 2,300 kilometers from Wakkanai to Kagoshima.
In other words, we plan to cross this distance, which is too much even for one round trip, in just seven days!
On February 21, the first day of the crossing, we started from San Francisco.
After crossing about 1,000 kilometers in 11 hours, we arrived in Nevada State, Las Vegas.
On the second day of the crossing, we went from Las Vegas to Grand Canyon.
However, we were overwhelmed by the power of our imagination and spent the day here.
On this day, we decided to drive 600 kilometers.
Then, on the third day of the crossing, we started from Flagstaff.
We arrived at Arizona meteorite mine, where the huge meteorite rock art is clearly visible.
In addition, we arrived in Santa Fe, New Mexico State, via Petrified Forest, which is almost entirely made of tree trunks.
However, on that night, a ridiculous incident occurred in which a large spring collapsed in a restaurant.
Although it was a large spring that was really prepared for death, it still left 3,000 kilometers to Washington, D.C., its goal.
Our journey has not even reached the turning point yet!
Well, there's been a lot of things, but for now...
I'm glad you're feeling better.
But I don't think you should overdo it yet.
Now that that's happened, we'd like to explore Santa Fe.
We'd like to get rid of those memories, too.
We only have bad memories right now!
If you don't make good memories for us, we'll eat you alive!
Well, let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
This is all like a boutique.
The inside of a building like this is really beautiful.
My dad's here.
He threw me away.
We've been doing a lot of things, but we've finally started Santa Fe.
It started at 11 a.m.
It's already been three hours since we started.
We were talking about going there at about eight yesterday.
We're going all the way to Oklahoma today.
I have to run today.
It's about 500 miles.
It's about 800 kilometers.
Are you ready, Mr. Oizumi?
You already know.
Who are you?
You're shopping again.
You changed your hat again.
Don't change your hat!
We're going all the way to Oklahoma today.
I can't go all the way to Oklahoma.
It's okay. It's Texas.
It's Texas.
You're serious, Mr. Oizumi.
I've been listening to you.
I thought I'd better take off my hat.
I bought it with all my might.
It's sad, isn't it?
It's hard to see the glitter around here.
You're a horse.
You're a cowboy.
I don't know.
You have something on your back, don't you?
I have four of them.
We're going to Texas, where there are a lot of people.
Are you okay?
Aren't you overdoing it?
If you've come this far, I'm sure you know that I'm not just one of you.
I'm sure you know that I'm not just one of you.
At first, you said you were wearing a white shirt.
You said you had a big collar.
No, it's not.
You made me feel nervous.
That's enough.
You've done enough.
You'll get in trouble.
We'll be able to get closer.
We don't have that much time.
No, we don't.
We don't have time to buy back.
We don't have time for this.
It's bad weather.
If we threw a thunderbolt, you would be blown away.
I'm the only one who's shiny.
Ojimi looked at it and said "Ojimi-kun, you look like Tonto"
You look like Oniyama
You look like Tonto
300 miles, no 500 miles
We are in Santa Fe now
Oklahoma is this far
It's a long way
This is Texas
Ok, ok
For real?
For real
I got it
We have to go to Oklahoma today
If you say you can afford it, you will see a yellow light
We are going to Oklahoma
You don't know it, do you?
I don't know it
I don't need this outfit
Oklahoma is a rural area, right?
I don't know why I was surprised
I don't need this outfit
I don't play around
I forgive this outfit
I don't know how far we will go
You look like you fell yesterday
You look like you are normal
You look like you are wearing a mask
You look like you are in America
What's wrong with you, Ojimi-kun?
Ojimi-kun, you look like you have a itch
I feel like I lost to this guy
It's itchy!
Is it itchy?
But this is silk, right?
It's silk, it's silk
If you look at the tag, you can see that 75% of it is silk
Oh, is that so?
So it's easy to touch
It's not 100%?
It's not 100%!
It's 75%
So there's only 25% left
If you ask me what 25% of it is...
It says "metallic"
Is it nylon or cotton?
Is it different?
What?
Why does it say "metallic" instead of "25%"?
It's itchy!
Metal is sticking to me!
So it's like...
It says "airport" but it says "metallic"
I've never heard of such material in clothes!
It's amazing, right?
You shouldn't look at it like that!
It's metallic!
It's amazing!
It looks like a bomb!
It's sticking to me!
You should wear a shirt underneath
I'm sorry, but I'll have you wear it
It's saying "metallic"
No, you'll get lightning
Lightning will fall on you
Don't miss that moment, camera!
Take it off!
I'll do it!
I'm sorry, but I'll have you wear it
Texas! Texas sideline! Right here!
Ah, from here!
Yes, yes, yes...
Texas!
I've been waiting for this place.
We have arrived in Amarillo, Texas.
This is exactly half of the distance to Oklahoma.
It's already 5:30 p.m.
We left late.
If we go like this, it will still take about five hours to get to Oklahoma.
But it's past 10 o'clock. It's 11 o'clock.
This Texas.
Texas is big.
A farm came out of nowhere.
The land.
Isn't it completely different from the desert we've seen so far?
It's completely different.
It's been a while since I saw greenery like this.
It's amazing. Look at this.
It's growing.
It's hard.
Let's go.
We don't have much time. It's 5:30 p.m.
It will still take more than five hours.
Let's go.
I told you it's growing.
Only half of it has grown yet.
I was bored.
The hill was high.
I didn't think it would grow like this.
This is a fundamental question.
What did you say?
It's a final question.
It's completely different, isn't it?
It's different in many ways, isn't it?
Do you want to eat something?
It's already 6 o'clock.
I know a good restaurant.
What kind of restaurant?
It's called "Footer".
We don't have much time.
That's right.
Let's go now.
Now?
Yes, now.
Do you know it?
Is it a take-out?
No, it's not a take-out.
It's about to spill.
My heart is overflowing from the top of the tank.
There it is!
It's amazing!
There was something like aeropics!
It's amazing!
It took us an hour to get to Mishikuno.
We're still in Amarillo.
Do you know what Amarillo is?
It's the middle of the day.
It's 7 o'clock in the evening now.
It's raining a lot.
It's not a joke.
We've used up all of our savings.
We're in debt now.
You and I are the same.
Are you getting rich, Mishikuno?
What are you talking about?
We still have about 200 miles to go.
Is that so?
We can't go any further.
America is big.
We spent about half of our trip to Oklahoma.
We haven't come half of it yet.
We've spent half of it, haven't we?
Have we?
We've spent half of it, haven't we?
We only have three days left.
We only have three days left?
We haven't come half of it yet.
That's right.
You should be lectured today.
You should be scolded.
Let's not do stupid shopping.
You want to spend money.
You're not doing anything good.
I'm not saying that.
We're just spending time.
I'm not saying that.
But we're drunk.
Let's do our best today.
Let's do our best.
But we can't go to Oklahoma, can we?
We can't.
We can't, can we?
We can't.
It doesn't go any further than we thought.
But we've wasted four hours.
First of all, the bed sheet is big, isn't it? It's 11 inches.
The bed sheet is big, isn't it?
Why do you sleep with it?
I slept with it.
I didn't set it up.
Oh, you didn't set it up?
I didn't set it up. I was sleeping with it.
You didn't set it up, didn't you?
Why didn't you set it up?
Wow, it's amazing.
I've seen such a great moon in Japan once.
I was surprised.
It's still in the same place in the morning.
Shall we stop here for today?
Hey!
I'm not making fun of you.
He's angry.
I've read about it.
It's boring.
Look at this map.
This is San Francisco.
This is where we set off.
It's written in orange.
This is the route we're going.
But I think we should do our best.
Clinton is here today.
The city you're in now is...
Clinton.
It's called Clinton, isn't it?
We're superstitious.
Is this the fourth day?
This is the fourth day.
There are three or four days left.
Look at this map.
It's almost half.
Let me explain it again.
Clinton, Oklahoma, is now...
almost halfway between San Francisco and Washington, D.C.
On the first day of the crossing...
from San Francisco to Nevada, Las Vegas.
On the second day...
from Las Vegas to Arizona, Flagstaff.
On the third day...
from New Mexico, Santa Fe.
And on the fourth day...
from Santa Fe to Clinton, Oklahoma.
During the seven days of the crossing...
although we have already completed four days...
we have finally reached the halfway point.
There are three days left.
It's about 2,300 kilometers to Washington, D.C.
However, not taking a detour is a prerequisite.
It's almost half.
We've come up with four days.
It's four days and half.
There is only three days left in this direction.
Let's finish it soon.
Let's hurry up and finish it.
Well, we will take a detour tomorrow.
We will definitely take a detour.
We will take a detour from now on.
You are negative.
This is Memphis.
The training camp has begun.
We have to go this far.
I think so, too.
About one-third of the way.
This is a mountain.
This is a pass.
I know this rumor in Shikoku.
Yes, everyone wanted to say it.
Fujimura-kun, mountains are not good.
Mountains take time.
I know it takes time.
You know it, don't you? You studied in Shikoku, don't you?
Are you stupid?
Anyway, we have to work hard from tomorrow.
That's right.
Tomorrow is Tuesday, right?
So, on Tuesday night, we have to be in Memphis.
Tuesday morning and Tuesday morning and Tuesday night, we have to be in Memphis.
On Tuesday, we have to be in Knoxville.
Knoxville is cool.
Knoxville is tough, isn't it?
We have to be in Knoxville.
Oizumi-kun, you want to see Washington, don't you?
I want to see it!
Can you see Knoxville the day before?
I can't see it. It's impossible.
Washington has FBI headquarters.
And Pentagon.
At the end of FBI inspection course, you can see real- time shooting training.
You can see FBI officers practicing like this.
So, we have to be there at least five days in the morning and ten days in the afternoon.
That's right.
That's why we are in Quinta now.
We are.
We are in Quinta now.
That's why!
We are in Quinta now and it's like a dream.
That's right!
So, we have to be there at least two days in the morning and ten days in the afternoon.
Oizumi-kun, if you divide it in half, where will you go tomorrow?
If you divide it in half, it will be around here.
Knoxville.
If we are in Knoxville, there is a high probability that we will go there.
Knoxville is...
If you think about it, you will know.
There are hundreds of homes in Knoxville.
There are about 1,200km.
If you think about it...
1,200km is a long way.
It's more than going from Tokyo to Hakata.
It's about 200km more.
How about Nagasaki?
It's from Tokyo to Nagasaki.
It takes about 14 hours and a half by bus.
They don't stop.
What were you doing in Santa Fe?
You fell down.
It's not a problem when I fell down.
I don't want to say it, but I'm stupid.
I don't know if you don't say it.
Did you understand it?
I understood it.
I have a suggestion.
It's early in the morning tomorrow.
That's right.
I'm early.
Don't say it.
And we will eat in the car.
That's right.
We will eat in the car.
We don't have time to eat outside.
We don't have time.
We have two conditions.
Did you understand it?
Yes.
I don't know it.
Yes.
Why are you wearing glasses and laughing?
I won't buy it anymore.
It's mine.
I won't buy it anymore.
It's mine.
I won't buy it anymore.
We didn't have time for it.
That's right.
Our goal is to go to Washington DC.
That's right.
I just said it.
I'm telling you now.
I won't buy those long boots.
I'm looking for long boots.
I just said it.
I won't buy long boots anymore.
What time do you want me to wake you up tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Let's go out at 6 o'clock.
We'll go out at 6 o'clock, right?
That's right.
I'll come tomorrow, so wake me up.
Okay.
I'm counting on you.
You haven't slept for two days, have you?
That's right.
Shall I go?
Come and eat.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Well, 5 and a half?
Can I wake you up at 5 and a half?
We'll go out at 6 o'clock, right?
We'll go out.
Well, please.
Please.
I'm sorry.
American celebrity, who am I?
Here is my answer!
Oh, what should I do?
Should I quit? Should I quit?
Help me!
Thank you, Superman!
See you next week!
Who will be our guest next week?!
Roman Superman!
What's that?!
Mister, it's him!
Hello, Elvis!
He ran away!
You...
You got hit, didn't you?!
What do you mean?!
The morning always starts like it does every day
That's the way, that's the way I want to live
Living, living