AISubs v3.6
Kodomo no hi special
Are you fooling around again, you little brats?!
Kodomo no hi special
Here we go again tonight!
Who am I, an American celebrity?!
We have a wonderful guest with us again tonight!
Who could it be?!
We have a wonderful clue for you tonight!
It's a clue!
OK, I'll give you the answer at the end
Let's get started
America crossing part 4
The worst thing ever happened
Stay tuned!
San Francisco
Washington D.C.
About 5000 km in 7 days
Super hard America crossing
Early February 27th
We started San Francisco on the west coast
About 1000 km in 9 days
We arrived in Nevada State, Las Vegas
Las Vegas is famous for casinos
We tried casinos for 50 dollars each time
However, we spent all of the 50 dollars
And we spent 174 dollars in total
And we spent all of the money
We crossed from Las Vegas to Grand Canyon
When we entered Arizona State
An hour's delay happened
And we crossed Grand Canyon
We drove about 600 km that day
And we spent one night in Flagstaff
And on the third day
We saw huge rocks in Flagstaff
And we crossed them again
But at that time
Except for Ozzy and me
We were all sick
But this is the worst thing ever happened
It was only before we knew it
Now, we are going to an interesting national park.
What is it?
Petrified Forest National Park and...
Petrified Forest National Park?
Yes.
And Fossil Forest.
Oh, I can't understand.
So, it's a fossil of a tree.
Fossil of a tree?
As of now, we don't know anything about it.
But, Ureshino-san, who is filming us now, has seen it in a photo.
Yes, yes.
It's amazing.
I didn't know we could see it in real life.
We still can't imagine what it is like.
Yes, we can't.
So, we want to show you how amazing it is.
This time, we are counting on you, Oizumi-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oizumi-kun is energetic on a trip like this.
I've never seen you like this.
Right?
Petrified Forest National Park
Here it is.
Readrified Forest National Park.
Come on!
Wow! It's red!
It's red, isn't it?
Is it?
Look, we've arrived.
Look!
Look, look, look, this is a tree.
This is it.
This is a fossil.
No, no, no.
This is a tree, isn't it?
If you look from here, it's a tree.
Because it's made of stone.
No, mister!
Look, look, it's like...
It's a tree, mister!
It's amazing.
It's not stone at all.
Look at this.
There's clay in it.
It's all of it.
It's a log.
Look at this.
It's a log.
It's not... It's a tree.
It's a tree.
It's brown, too.
But look at the cross section.
If you look around here, it looks like stone.
Like a precious stone.
Why?
Why did this happen?
Is it because of me?
Is it because of the evil wizard?
That's right, Izumi.
You say weird things like that.
Isn't it like that?
Did you say, "Become stone," or what?
No, it's a tree.
Does it look like a tree?
It's subtle, isn't it?
It looks like a stone.
Does it look like a stone?
Is it?
If you look from here, it's a tree, isn't it?
It's a tree, isn't it?
Oh, those two.
It's beautiful if it's broken by something.
It's a tree, isn't it?
It's a stone, isn't it?
No matter how you look at it, it's rotten.
It's like this.
This is how it breaks and becomes round.
Isn't this the best?
It's heavy.
I don't like America.
What?
I don't like America.
I don't like it.
Why are you so excited?
I don't like it, but it's fun.
There's an amusement park like that, isn't there?
There is.
Kids play there.
There is.
In Arizona's desert...
Suddenly...
A forest appeared.
There is...
Petrified Forest.
However, this forest is actually made of stone.
If you look closely, you can see that it is made of stone.
Amazing Arizona!
We are going to Albuquerque now.
Albuquerque is about 200 miles away from here.
The driver is Mr. Oizumi.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Oizumi.
Who are you?
It's me!
I'm the debt king!
I wanted it!
Give me back my money!
I still have time to buy it!
We are going to Albuquerque now.
It's already evening.
We haven't moved forward yet.
Do you know where you wanted to go, Mr. Oizumi?
Santa Fe!
That's a great idea, Mr. Oizumi!
Santa Fe is the oldest church in America.
It's also the oldest house in the world.
It's a little different.
It's in America, but it used to be Mexican.
The blood of Spain came in.
It's in America, but it's not America.
Wait a minute.
If we go to Santa Fe, will we float?
We have been Americanized so far.
Didn't you see "Miyazawari"?
I saw it.
Santa Fe.
Let's go!
I'm going to fly it!
I got you!
Even if these feelings, which I can't fully fulfill, make today's rain fall
A new morning begins as usual
That's the way, that's the way I want to live
It's 5.30 now and Santa Fe has beautiful streets
We can't look at streets in the dark
Please hurry up so we don't get into an accident
I'll do something
Why are there more people?
Santa Fe has beautiful streets
That's right
I want you guys to see
There's more over there
I bought gold ones too
For my monument
And it's hard to drive
I know right?
It's dangerous
But if it's not gorgeous like this, people will look down on highways
Hey Toyaka, say hi to everyone's car
It's different from blue
The color is different
I'm scared
Hurry up
The sun is about to set
It's hot
Why does it turn out like this?
I'm counting on you
The sun is beautiful but Santa Fe
It's finally here
It's very hard to drive.
It's half sunk.
It's only 2 minutes away.
The city is...
The city looks good.
What is this building?
Wow, it's amazing.
That's a hotel.
Oh, that's a hotel.
That's nice.
Should we stay at Mr. Kai's place?
That's right.
I'm glad we came here early.
This is San Miguel Church.
Turn left here.
Is this it?
It says San Miguel Church.
And...
On the other side...
It says Oldest House.
This is the last house in America.
This is it!
Should we park the car?
This is Santa Fe.
The oldest house in America.
It looks like a shop now.
Can you see it?
Is it okay?
It's fine.
It's okay.
Thank you.
Look, it's closed.
It's a beautiful and cute building.
It's nice.
Look.
San Miguel Church.
It's nice.
It's a nice city.
Mr. Kai.
Please take a picture of me.
What are you doing?
Please take a picture of me.
As you can see...
It's a nice place.
It's nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
I'd like to hold a wedding here.
Hey, Mr. Izumi.
Why don't you do it?
Please invite me.
I'll go with you.
We'll go with you.
Please invite me.
Don't follow me.
It's a nice city.
I'm glad you came here, Mr. Kai.
What are we doing today?
What time is it now?
It's six o'clock.
Let's stay overnight, Mr. Kai.
You want to stay overnight, don't you?
I wanted to stay overnight in this process.
Let's take it easy today.
Let's do our best tomorrow.
How far is it from Albuquerque?
It's about 50 miles from Albuquerque.
Yesterday was a schedule that we had to be in Albuquerque.
It's a loose schedule, Mr. Oizumi.
It's okay.
We're going to Oklahoma tomorrow, and it's about a weekday.
It's okay.
Let's go to Loretta Hotel.
It looks good there.
Are you okay with that?
Maybe he'll say, "I can't stop on the sixth and seventh days."
That can't be helped.
We can't pass this city and go to Oklahoma.
This is Loretta.
This is Loretta Hotel.
It's cool.
Can I ask you something?
The car is full of people.
I'll go and ask.
Can you let me in?
Don't underestimate me.
I got a room.
Room.
Room 313 and 311.
Room 311.
It's cute.
Let me in.
Oh, it's double again.
You did it again.
Again, like Martha Holmes.
Isn't it beautiful?
I can see the stars from here.
The color is beautiful.
Wow, it's beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
Get up.
It's beautiful.
Martha, don't look at it like that.
Martha, are you sure it's raining?
It's like a natural rain.
It's beautiful, isn't it? I'm happy.
Let's take a walk outside at night.
This is the best place in the whole room.
That's right.
You can't catch me no matter what you do.
That's not what I mean.
Let's go in.
It's nice.
It's beautiful.
The color of the sky is beautiful.
This is a bed.
The colors are Spanish and Mexican.
I see.
There's a blanket in here.
It's relaxing.
I didn't think it would be like this.
But it hasn't started yet.
How many days has it been?
It's our third night here.
It's our third night.
We haven't had a walk yet.
What is this?
It's good. It's sweet and good.
It's been a while since he had a good meal and was very satisfied, but in fact, 30 minutes after this scene was filmed, an unexpected situation occurred to him.
Come to think of it, on this day, the director suffered from diarrhea and was down with high fever.
Usually, Oizumi, who should be the first one to lose his temper, was driving for a long time for some reason.
What on earth happened to him that night?
As he forgot to turn the camera in such a situation, unfortunately, the video has not been left.
Let's watch it from the next day's VTR.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Now we are staying overnight in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Our hotel is called Loretto.
It's a very nice and wonderful place.
Even though we woke up in the morning, there is not a single cloud in the sky.
It feels good!
It's really nice.
It's nice today.
I feel like it's going to be a wonderful day.
OK!
Actually, last night, something terrible happened.
The Americanized Oizumi Yo-san lying next to us...
You silly man!
..is dead.
He's down!
I was surprised.
I'm still standing now, so I can't laugh.
This is not a joke.
I think you saw him eating delicious meat on VTR yesterday.
I saw it right after that.
I was wondering if I was drunk.
I went to the restroom.
I couldn't stand up.
I was wondering if I was okay.
After a while, I heard a loud voice.
FUJIMURA-SAN!
What's wrong?
FUJIMURA-SAN!
I heard it.
A man was lying down.
He was lying down.
What's wrong?
What is it?
Maybe this metal is destroying my body's bio- rhythm.
It's the first time in 25 years of my life.
I thought I was going to pass out.
I lost my memory for about 0.5 seconds.
I was lying down.
I said "Excuse me" to the woman who helped me earlier.
Huh?
Excuse me.
I'm going to die like this.
I felt worse and worse.
I'm going to die.
I have to call for help.
FUJIMURA-SAN!
What's wrong with him?
FUJIMURA-SAN!
What's wrong with him?
He's a gentleman.
Excuse me.
Oh my god.
Excuse me.
Oh my god.
self-destruct
I just bought it in San Francisco
After that, you did a good job to my trainer
I went to the restroom with it
When you were puking, my trainer washed it for me
Then I took it
What are you doing?
I'll take it
You two, what's in it?
You saw the salesman, didn't you?
It was a lot
It was all out
You surprised me
Don't be surprised, but don't take it
I'm a collector
When you came in, I was next to the toilet
I was worried about you
But you took it
I thought I was naive
I forgot to turn the camera
I forgot at the moment of death
I thought I was going to die
I thought I was naive
I thought I was going to die
I was naive
I should have turned it
I was in a bad mood
How can you turn the camera in such a state?
I was still human
I put out a new camera in front of me
I don't want to say it, but you owe me 300 million yen
Of course I owe you
My new trainer was puking
I'm glad you got better
I don't want you to overdo it
Let's go
Let me know your answer
Who are you?
Thank you for giving birth to me
Metallic
1,200 km
It's so far
It's only three days away
It's not good to sell mountains
I feel so far away
It's far
It's far, isn't it?
I want to live like that
I want to live and live