AISubs v3.6
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(speaking in foreign language)
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(speaking in foreign language)
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We have to hurry up, Oizumi-kun.
We have to hurry up this time.
It's really close.
It's wide, so it's dangerous.
I know that.
It's wide.
It's right next door.
San Francisco is...
Do you know where Washington is? Washington, D.C. is...
Isn't it right next door to Washington?
You know where it is.
Does that mean we're going all the way to Washington?
What is it?
Let's go to the White House, Oizumi-san.
Let's go to the White House in Daito-ryu.
Are we going to change anything in the White House?
No, Oizumi-san, say "gatsun" and do it.
What do you mean "gatsun" I say?
If the Japanese economy improves, I'll say it.
But if we go to the White House, nothing will change.
They will challenge the vast continent of North America.
Let me explain the planned route.
For now, they will start from the west coast of San Francisco and head south to Los Angeles.
After that, they will take the Interstate 40 line, or "green way" and head east.
Their destination is the capital of the United States of America, Washington, D.C.
The distance from San Francisco to Washington, D.C. is about 5,000 kilometers.
By the way, it is about 2,300 kilometers from Washington D.C. to Kagoshima D.C.
In other words, even if you go back and forth between Japan and the United States of America, this distance is too much.
They plan to complete the route in only seven days.
Even if you calculate it simply, you have to drive more than 700 kilometers a day.
A super-hard, world-largest journey is finally about to begin.
First of all, today's goal is Las Vegas, which is about 1,000 kilometers away.
Las Vegas.
It's about 1,000 kilometers away.
Let's go there quickly.
We need to get there quickly.
That's right.
Let's go.
It's about 1,000 kilometers away.
Let's drink up.
Let's go.
Let's drink up.
Let's go.
Let's drink up.
Let's go.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm going to die tomorrow.
This time, he's going to be my partner.
I'm counting on you.
He's already a cowboy.
That's right.
He's an American.
Let's get on board.
Let's go.
Yeah!
Whoa! We're on board!
Yeah!
Bye bridge!
Wow, even on the left!
Goodbye, San Francisco!
I'm in San Francisco!
I'm lonely!
No, no, no...
Ozumi-kun, watch out for cities like this!
Yeah!
You won't sit in a big city anymore!
What?!
Wait!
It's getting brighter and brighter.
Yeah, it's getting brighter and brighter.
We're heading east where the sun rises!
That's right!
Always where the sun rises!
Let me explain our route for today.
From San Francisco, we'll head south on Interstate 5.
In front of Los Angeles, we'll head east from Lakersfield to First.
From here, we'll switch to Interstate 15 and head to Nevada State, Las Vegas.
Las Vegas is a well-known casino city.
However, the charm of this city isn't limited to cash only.
The safety and hotel prices are also cheap as a big city.
This is because each hotel has enough casinos to set up a cheap hotel stay.
In other words, it's a good city for travelers.
So, the smartest way to get to Las Vegas is...
...to stay at a cheap hotel and not set up a casino.
That's the cheapest way!
It's the cheapest!
There are many free...
Yeah!
...super spectacular attractions in the city!
In the city?!
In the city!
In front of a hotel, a volcano is about to explode!
No! Not in a hotel like that!
It's too dangerous to stay in!
It's too dangerous!
In other hotels...
Pirates are about to rampage!
Even though there's no sea!
Pirates are about to rampage!
That's what I heard.
No! Not in a hotel like that!
That's what I heard.
Wow, that's awesome! That's a windmill, isn't it?
It looks like a living thing!
It can spin a tombow hatch!
I'm in San Francisco right now.
San Francisco!
I've been painting it orange all along.
I just crossed Baker's Fields and I'm here now!
Oh, you've been to places like that?
Yeah, and I'm in Las Vegas now.
You've been here!
I'm around here now.
You've been here!
Isn't it too good to be true?
It's going well!
It's going well, mister!
It's going pretty well!
There's something about it!
Today, we're going to a hotel called Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.
There's only half of Las Vegas left.
Shall we go?
I'm going first, so...
Alright, alright!
Get in, baby!
Las Vegas, yeah!
It's so hot.
I'm bored.
Las Vegas.
It's so hot.
Wow!
Is it?
Isn't it Las Vegas?
It's big. It must be.
I think so.
It's Las Vegas!
Wow! Wow!
We're in Las Vegas!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Wow! A Sphinx!
Wow!
It's New York. New York.
Because we have free eyes.
Wow! A gold ride!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's a gold ride!
It's different from Mitsukoshi!
It's hot.
Hey, hey, hey!
The elevator is a Coca-Cola bottle!
Wow!
Is it true?!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Look!
Harley is coming out of the wall!
Wow! Harley is breaking down!
Are you making an Effert now?
It's hot!
Look! He's trying to make an Effert!
He's trying to make it!
I'll be careful about this!
I know!
Look!
Hey! Before that!
The outer wall is already half finished!
It says "Scissors Palace".
It does! It does!
Isn't that a triangular roof?
That's it!
Look at that!
That's it!
We're going to stay in that!
That's what I'm saying!
Where do we go in?
Do we go in from over there?
I don't know...
It's too big!
Come on in, Scissors Palace!
It says "Scissors Palace".
Is this it?
Should I go to Los Angeles?
Fujimura-kun?
What? What? If I turn here, do I go to Los Angeles?
Fujimura-kun?
What? Do I get a freeway?
Fujimura-kun?
Fujimura-kun, are you going to pass through Las Vegas?
What?
I just passed through "Scissors Palace" and got a freeway!
Fujimura-kun!
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
Fujimura-kun, you're in the chest of a car that's running a lot.
Fujimura-kun!
This is weird!
Hey! Hey! Las Vegas!
Las Vegas!
Hey!
He's going away.
No, no, no, no.
Fujimura-kun!
Slow down!
No! I can't stop anymore!
What's wrong with you, Fujimura-kun?
What's wrong with you?
Las Vegas!
We've arrived.
Here we are.
We finally made it.
It's 6 and a half now.
Two hours.
It took us two hours to get to our room.
We don't gamble.
We don't! We don't!
If we did, we probably wouldn't do it.
It's a healthy way of playing.
Can you enjoy Las Vegas for free?
Can you enjoy it for free?
I'll show you while I'm at it.
There are a lot of shows.
Of course we do them inside the hotel.
Of course it costs a lot of money.
But we don't have any money.
That's right, mister.
There are a lot of things you can see for free on the streets.
That's right, mister.
We don't gamble.
We don't drop money.
We don't! We don't!
But you have experience in the U.S., right?
Right?
But it's Japanese money now.
We can't drop money.
We can't. We can't.
We don't have a choice.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
The volcano has erupted and pirates have come.
I'll show you that.
It's an amazing view.
Under 50 degrees Celsius is like Dragon!
It's crazy!
It's amazing!
I'm a genius!
Wow!
It's hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
It's hot!
It looks like a real firework
It's amazing
Is it over?
It's coming out again
I thought it was over but it's coming out again
It's coming out again
That's how you enjoy it. That's how you enjoy it in Las Vegas.
You don't spend that much money. I don't spend it.
I don't gamble. If you gamble you lose.
No, no, no, no.
It's coming out again and again.
That's the problem.
It's coming out again and again.
Humans are stupid.
It's coming out again and again.
We don't gamble.
That's right.
We won. Let's go to bed.
I think we'll do it for a long time.
There's nothing good about it.
What is?
The four who couldn't help but want to gamble decided to set rules and try casino.
The title is "Las Vegas 30 minutes one game".
Get $50 and go to a casino.
Compete for how much you can make in 30 minutes.
The winner will receive a super seat from "Haneda Sapporo".
I don't know what to do.
I wouldn't spend $50 if I were you.
You're saving me for 30 minutes.
That's a good strategy.
I wouldn't spend $50.
That's up to each person.
You know each person's personality.
There are men who do nasty things.
I won't lose.
Who will win?
Please guess.
Me? Mr. Fujimura? Ureshina?
Fujimura is the most popular.
No, no, no.
Don't underestimate our luck.
Let's go.
I won't lose.
We're back.
Each of us spent $50 for 30 minutes.
We paid for ourselves.
It was about $60.
What did you do?
I played cards.
I've always been told to be cool.
But Gary made me look cool.
I was like this.
I only had one slot.
It was 25 cents at first.
But it was more than I thought it would be.
Oh, my.
So, everyone, let's announce the results.
That's right.
It was 30 minutes.
First of all...
Well, as a director...
That's right.
As a director...
What did you do for the game?
It's always coins, isn't it?
It's gacha.
It's a lot of roles, isn't it?
That's right.
What is it?
Surprisingly, it comes out.
A big one comes out, doesn't it?
It's surprisingly easy.
Yeah.
Can you look at me a little more?
Look.
Can you look at me?
Hey!
There are quite a few!
This is original.
That's 15.
This is original.
This is worth it.
I bought it for 24 dollars.
About 3,000 yen?
It's about 3,000 yen.
It's about 3,000 yen for 24 dollars.
That's enough.
Isn't it enough?
If you self-sacrifice, you'll get 6,000 yen.
Next is...
I'm going to say it for now, but...
For the two of you...
The value of 24 dollars...
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it in the world of gamblers and gamblers.
It's not worth it.
I won 200 dollars.
Oh, my God.
I did it.
I picked it up and...
Forty of them came out at once.
It's a big one.
It's worth playing with it.
I'll show you the value of the juice engine.
We're lucky.
The director is lucky.
The juice engine is the only thing left.
I see.
Well...
One hundred and thirty-one dollars...
It was in there.
It's your money, isn't it?
It's not your money, is it?
It's you after all. You're unlucky after all.
All the stats up to now are 6,000 yen.
It's only been 30 minutes.
Oh, it's big, it's big.
Then I'll...
- Oh! - Huh?
- Oh! - Oh!
He's winning!
I'm the same as Fujimura-kun.
- Oh my! - I'm the only loser.
- What? I'm the only loser? - What are you doing?
What did you buy it for?
I bought it for poker.
It's coming out.
I thought it was over.
The last dollar was Royal Straight Flash.
It came out.
- Really? - I'm the same as Fujimura-kun.
Royal Straight Flash...
- What number is it? - Wait a minute.
Didn't you leave that 200 dollars here?
- Huh? Huh? - Huh?
- What are you doing? - What is it?
It's got a red one.
- It's got a red one? - Yeah, it's got one.
- It's got one, right? - When Fujimura-san hit it...
- When you hit it, it's got a red one. - If it's got a red one...
- Yeah. - It's got the same color.
Then I'll...
I'll do it again.
I'll watch it again.
- Let's watch it. - Let's watch it.
Fujimura-kun, you won.
What?!
Fujimura-kun, you won.
I knew it!
- My money was red! - What's wrong with you?
Fujimura-kun, you won.
You're going to sleep now, right?
- Huh? - Right?
What are you doing? It's my shoes.
I'm sorry, but if I...
- Stop it! - What do you mean?
In 80 minutes, even Rokusei went away!
Are you going to get caught like this?!
That's what you think, Las Vegas!
That's not what you think!
Mishino-kun, I'll double this for you!
No, no, leave it alone!
Who are you talking about?
The way you win is weird!
Don't say you won!
You're going to do everything!
Who are you talking about? You're going to double it!
I'm talking about you!
You're not going to win with people's money!
Stop fighting!
Don't make me do it!
I'm going to double it for you!
I don't want it!
I'll give it to you!
Why are you taking Death Star's money?
I'm not taking it!
I'll double it for you!
You ate cream bread in Shikoku, didn't you?!
Who eats cream bread in Shikoku?!
You're really...
You're still like that?!
If something good happened in 88 places,
I wouldn't catch a cold or have a sore leg!
If that happens, you'll be trapped in 88 places!
If you go around 88 places and God hits you with this,
Go home and change your lens!
Shut up and make me double it!
Go sleep with your stooge face!
Make me double it!
Go take a shower and wash yourself!
Go wash yourself and wash yourself!
Use it for your daughter!
You're always talking about me!
Lend it all to me!
You're only about 50 and you're such a sweet man!
If you don't do your best you won't get paid
Lend me your money
I don't drink much
He is drunk
What's that in your hand?
Sandals
American celebrity, who am I?
Thank you for waiting
Let me know your answer
Who are you?
Thank you!
Tonight, we have Mr. Emanuel Boya with us!
Thank you so much, Emanuel!
We won't let you go next week, either!
We go well, ganger!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Is it about money again?
Wow!
I didn't know it was Franklin Stubbs.
I can't stand it anymore.
I hate Japan.
America...
I've been saying this for two days now.
That's how it is, that's how it is
I want to live
I want to live and live